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The following programme contains
strong language.
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'Ten years ago, Rob Beckett and I
met on the comedy circuit
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and we've been friends ever since.'
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I think we compliment each other.
He's sad, I'm happy.
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He'll always smile about things.
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Just a shame that that smile
is so punchable.
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(LAUGHS)
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'Now, we're putting our friendship
to the test...'
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Why are we in this vehicle?
Bigger, the better, innit?
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'..as we travel the world together.'
I'm gonna get out
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and smack your arse with this.
Get out, then.
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'To meet some of the greatest
athletes on the planet...
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..as well as some of the biggest
stars from the world of music
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and entertainment.
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We'll be immersing ourselves
in their worlds
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to find out what makes them
who they are.'
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I look happy, don't I?
'Just minus the skill...'
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Oh, my God!
'..talent...'
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I haven't been this close
to my wife in three weeks.
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'..or motivation...'
Jesus Christ.
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Bolt don't do this.
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..that makes them megastars.
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Holy shit!
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This week, Romesh and I
are headed to Jamaica
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for an exclusive interview
with living legend Usain Bolt.
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Usain Bolt gets it!
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We're gonna be exploring
his homeland
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to find out more about the fastest
man who has ever lived,
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and somehow we're gonna end up
performing live
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on Jamaica national television.
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This is possibly the most nervous
-I've ever been.
-I feel so sick.
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This is it, Rom. We're going to
Jamaica to interview Usain Bolt.
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-For work.
-I would say it's putting
some pressure on the relationship.
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-Why?
-Because we're gonna be away
for a week together.
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It's a holiday, mate.
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We're going to Jamaica on holiday.
It'll be fun.
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I've got the vibe that you're gonna
be a bit touristy.
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Are you a fan of Usain Bolt?
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I am a fan of the phenomenon
of Usain Bolt.
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-Yes.
-He has achieved more than you
could imagine he was ghonna achieve.
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There's something amazing
about watching everyone else
really try their hardest
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and he pisses it.
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My issue is I want
to see people try.
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I always will put in 100%.
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And I don't think he's put in 100%.
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Romesh, he's not doing
the Tokyo Olympics, right?
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-He doesn't need to, Rob.
-He can
still go and win the 100 metres.
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I think he's already
won the 100 metres a bit.
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He lives in Jamaica
and he's retired.
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Oh, my God,
it sounds like a nightmare.
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With all the money. Oh, my God!
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Oh, God, he's got to run again,
hasn't he? Who gives a shit?
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What else is he gonna do?
Chill out!
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He must be fucking bored. He only
does a race every four fucking years!
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He has to work for ten seconds
every four years.
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Do it again, you lazy prick!
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Sorry.
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I can't have this argument with you
the whole way to Jamaica.
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We've only been on holiday an hour.
Oh, my God!
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My first memory of Usain Bolt was
at the 2008 Olympics at Beijing.
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He was just 21 at the time.
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And he announced his arrival to
the world in the 100 metres final.
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But he didn't just win.
He made history.
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Set.
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(PISTOL FIRES)
They get away first time.
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Powell has got a very good start.
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Here comes Usain Bolt. Usain Bolt
streaking away from the field.
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It's gonna be gold for Jamaica.
That is superb.
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It's a new world record.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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But that was just the beginning.
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Over the next nine years,
Usain dominated his sport,
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smashing world records and claiming
eight Olympic gold medals.
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And sometimes he didn't even bother
to tie his shoe laces.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
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Until in 2017, when he drew the
curtain on his illustrious career.
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Usain is, in my opinion, the
greatest athlete of all time.
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And in a few days we'll be meeting
him face to face.
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We had three days to prepare
for our interview.
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I had planned to take Romesh on
a cultural tour of the island
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to see how it had shaped
Usain Bolt's life.
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But as Jamaica has some
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of the most beautiful holiday resorts
of the Caribbean,
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I thought, "Why not have
a little holiday first?"
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Hello, all right?
Thank you. Cheers.
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But our holiday in paradise didn't
get off to the best of starts.
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We're sharing.
I didn't think you'd mind.
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Sharing what?
The room.
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It's an ongoing thing with Rob,
where he wants us to stay together.
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Like, we were doing a weekend
at a comedy club
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Rob said, "Do you want to stay
in the same room?" I said no.
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He said, "Why not?"
I said, "Because I'm an adult."
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Come in, mate. Look at it.
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Look at this!
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Look! To hell with the floor.
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-We cannot share this room.
-Is this
not the best room you've ever seen?
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Look, you can see the sea,
through the floor.
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It's the most excited I've ever been
to see a hole in the floor.
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It's called a window, mate.
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He said, "What if we had adjoining
rooms with a door in between?"
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No, Rob. No.
We can spend the day together
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and then we can go to our separate
rooms like grownups.
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We turn up at the hotel,
we check into the hotel.
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The lady behind Reception
says to Rob,
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"I'm sorry I couldn't sort out
the adjoining rooms."
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Despite me saying no,
he still organised it.
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Rob, it is an amazing room for two
people that love each other.
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I love you.
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I didn't think you'd mind.
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You can't have... You cannot have
thought I wouldn't mind about this.
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Look, I'll be honest with you,
I did ask for a twin.
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I don't want to sleep WITH you,
I want to sleep near you.
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I asked for a twin, but they don't
do 'em cos it's the honeymoon one.
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(CORK POPS)
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(LAUGHS)
Mate, get that...
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Look, we'll be all right.
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My idea of coming here was to get
some idea of the culture of Jamaica
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and meet Usain Bolt and sample
what this place is about.
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And I realise that doing that
with Rob,
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there will be some sort
of compromise to that.
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We're not exactly the same people,
we don't have the same interests.
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What I didn't anticipate was ending
up on honeymoon with Rob Beckett.
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But Rom just needed
to chill out a bit
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because I had everything in hand.
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Lovely, innit?
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Oh. Drinks are here.
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Oh, yes, please. Thank you very much.
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Cheers. Thank you.
There you go, babe.
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Your pina colada.
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Are you all right with coconut milk?
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As a vegan.
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It doesn't make up for
where we're staying, mate.
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In absolute luxury?
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This is like a prize
on This Morning.
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I'm dealing with the fact
that this might be the best pina
colada I've ever had.
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You're getting into the spirit now.
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What has this got to do with
Usain Bolt and Jamaican culture?
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I've got loads of stuff planned.
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We're going to the international
stadium in Jamaica, OK?
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We're gonna watch some athletics.
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We're gonna do some sprint training
as well. It's all planned out.
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I know what I'm doing, but for the
time being, try and enjoy yourself.
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That all sounds fine, Rob,
but why are we in a honeymoon suite?
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Double acts share rooms.
-Are we a double act?
-No.
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We're not a double act.
Cannon and Ball.
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Ant and Dec. cookies and milk.
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Grumpy and Shithead.
Good pina colada, though, innit?
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Innit?
It is unbelievable.
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Look at you.
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-Just the right amount of colada.
-You
don't want to over pina it, do you?
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♪ RUPERT HOLMES: Escape
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♪ If you like pina coladas
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♪ Getting caught in the rain... ♪
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Even after the pina colada, Romesh
still seemed a little bit flat.
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So I booked us an activity
that would hopefully perk him up.
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This isn't the cultural experience
I was thinking about.
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Get on, man.
Are you coming on?
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I'm gonna see how fast it goes,
have a look from the boat.
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Just enjoy yourself,
get into the Jamaican vibe.
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You get in the boat, mate. I'm gonna
enjoy a little holiday from you.
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This is textbook How To Have A Shit
Time In Paradise.
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You have all the ingredients
of a good trip...
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Hold on!
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..and then inject Rob Beckett.
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There's jellyfish!
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And that turns it onto this,
which is a shit storm.
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And sharks.
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I think it's going great so far,
the trip.
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He's being a bit hard work
and annoying me,
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but he'll get that out of his system
and relax. But it's going well.
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Are you enjoying it?
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That's it. Can it go faster?
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You fucker!
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Fucking hell!
(LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY)
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, Jesus.
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Do you feel Jamaican yet?
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After taking Rom on a joy ride
round the bay,
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I thought we could do with something
a bit more chilled.
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Do you reckon Usain Bolt does this?
I don't think anybody does this;
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get on a kayak with someone
they find fucking annoying.
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What we could be doing is sampling
some Jamaican culture
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so we've got something
to talk to him about.
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Wait, where are you now?
-What?
-Usain Bolt's Jamaican.
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We're enjoying ourselves in Jamaica.
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Oh, God. Your logic is just...
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Basically, I am doing
romantic things with Rob.
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These are things
honeymoon couples do.
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The only thing we're not doing
is banging.
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If you don't row in a minute,
I'm gonna get out of here
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and smack your arse with this.
OK. Get out, then.
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No, go on, then.
You want to make the threat?
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(LAUGHS)
Let's see you carry it out.
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I'm not rowing. I'm not rowing,
-look.
-When I get out the sea...
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He's always got the hump and it's
always on me to try and cheer him up.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Why have I got to explain myself?
We're in Jamaica.
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Enjoy it. Or fuck off.
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Some people want everybody else
to have a bad time.
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So, they set out to annoy someone,
so that they're miserable like them.
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I want to make everyone feel happy.
You just want to bring people down.
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I'm sorry, OK?
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All right.
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It's just not fair, is it?
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What a grumpy bastard.
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♪ BOB MARLEY: One Love
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It was the and of our first day
in Jamaica.
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So far, we'd learned nothing
about Usain Bolt.
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I was hoping we could discuss
the interview over some dinner.
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It's like a date scene
off Love Island.
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What do you do with your tongue
when you eat? It hovers when you eat.
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If you take Usain Bolt...
Go on, eat that again.
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I was about to eat something.
When you do that, you go...
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It's like a little lizard.
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I'm just debating whether to...
Show me.
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There it is.
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I don't do that.
You do.
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That's this meal ruined.
(LAUGHS)
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I'll drink. Unless my dick comes out
when I do that.
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Oh.
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-Nice chatting, innit?
-Feels like it's
run its course a bit, but, yeah.
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It was... (SNORTS)
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What's wrong with you?
(LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY)
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Fair play.
You owned how you eat that.
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Anyway, carry on with your story.
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(LAUGHS)
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Why are you doing
like a villain laugh?
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It's so disgusting!
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That sort of tofu perv.
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(SNORTS)
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'Romesh and I were in Jamaica
preparing
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for our exclusive interview
with Usain Bolt.'
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Look at the state of this weather.
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I thought it was supposed
to be sunny. What's going on?
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Came out of nowhere, didn't it?
Sort of feels like Jurassic Park
236
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when the fat guy nicks the embryos.
Yeah.
237
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He was a right disgusting
little snake, wasn't he?
238
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Horrible bastard, he was,
in that film.
239
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What a thing to get
passionate about.
240
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I really hated him. I thought, "You
fat, horrible bastard. Greedy...
241
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I'll put one in my whipped cream.
242
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I'll drive down, get to the ferry,
so I can get my money for the thing."
243
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Serves him right. I hated him most
out of any film, I think.
244
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Wow, I did not expect that.
He's my favourite film villain.
245
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I'd arranged for us to visit
Bolt's former training camp
246
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at the University of the West Indies.
247
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This is where he spent countless
hours preparing for events.
248
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So it was the perfect place for us
249
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to get into his mind-set
for our big interview.
250
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What's your PB at 100 metres?
251
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,480
The last time I was measured
running it I was 14 years old.
252
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That's how many seconds it was - 14.
253
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14 seconds?
Yeah.
254
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I did it at 15,
and I think I weight 15 stone.
255
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And I did it in 21 seconds.
I was so fat.
256
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I looked like the Milky Bar Kid
cos I had glasses.
257
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So I use to try
and get the girls on side
258
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by going, "Milky Bars are on me."
259
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Right.
A bit of banter.
260
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-Did you carry Milky Bars?
-No, but
they used to go, "They're in you."
261
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That's the problem.
262
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When we arrived
at Bolt's training ground,
263
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I had hoped we were just gonna
be given a guided tour.
264
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But as usual,
Rob had over committed
265
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and signed us up for
a full training session.
266
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I don't really agree with the idea
of us doing the training.
267
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I just don't like running. I don't
run for trains and stuff like that.
268
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The people that run
at, like, the train station.
269
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So you can make the train
and get to work earlier?
270
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What are you talking about?
Missing the train is a gift.
271
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The man charged with putting us
through our paces
272
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was Jermaine Shand
273
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who helped guide Bolt
to medal glory.
274
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Usain Bolt running away
from everybody.
275
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It's a gold. His eighth gold.
276
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Jermaine had a whole training
session planned for us,
277
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ending in a 100-metre race
between myself and Rob.
278
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And on top of that we were going
279
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to have to do it
in scorching, 35-degree heat.
280
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It's so bright. I feel like a little
mole who's come out in the day.
281
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Hello, Jermaine. Rob.
Nice to meet you.
282
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Lovely to meet you.
283
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It is fucking hot, isn't it? I just
want to get that out the way.
284
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I just want to know that you feel
-the same.
-You will survive.
285
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Are you ready?
-Let's do it.
-Let's go.
286
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When you are going to a training
facility, what you expect to see
287
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is some training. We didn't see any
training because the weather today
288
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,040
is too hot for the Jamaicans.
289
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,360
Luckily, Jermaine was going
to break us in gently.
290
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And walk.
291
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,160
Are you winding us up?
292
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,440
Absolutely no way
-Usain Bolt does this.
-What?
293
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,000
I feel like I've gone skiing and
I've got two pints from the bar!
294
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,320
You're gonna go this way.
295
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,160
Like a crab?
-A crab. Right.
-OK.
296
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:09,200
Is this a thing where you bring
British people over and take the
piss out of them?
297
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,800
You're mugging us off.
No, I'm not, I'm not.
298
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,040
I've got to walk like I need a shit?
Keep that angle. Go.
299
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,520
Go.
300
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,760
Is that head all right?
Close that leg. Close. No, no, no.
301
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,600
Bring your feet together.
302
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,840
Together. Here. Bring the left in.
No, keep that angle.
303
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,680
Together, Rob.
304
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,880
Apart. Together.
Oh, OK.
305
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Apart. Together.
306
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Like walking!
Right.
307
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,080
We're gonna do one of his
favourites.
308
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:40,680
He said, 'The next thing I'm gonna
show you', he looked at me, 'is
probably gonna be your favourite.'
309
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I'll call it the Indian Jump.
310
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The Indian Jump.
311
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That one? OK.
312
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Jermaine says that I should be
naturally predisposed to that.
313
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-The Indian Jump, mate?
-OK.
It's in my ancestors.
314
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OK. Let's go.
315
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,480
Here we go. See? It's his favourite.
It is!
316
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The Indian Jump.
The heritage is kicking in.
317
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,840
(LAUGHTER)
318
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,400
The Indian Jump. Of course I'm gonna
smash it!
319
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,360
If that was a white fella, I don't
think you'd have been able to
include that in the show.
320
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,440
This is the worst, the absolute
-worst.
-You did the Indian Jump well.
321
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,880
I just want to say, on the record,
this whole segment is pointless.
322
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:20,320
The idea that we need to train in
the heat to discover it's difficult,
I could have told you that.
323
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:26,400
Jermaine, we're just talking about
how much we're ready for the next
-bit.Sure. I'm ready also.
-Cheers.
324
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:30,720
'Next up, Jermaine introduced us to
one of Usain's most demanding pieces
of equipment.
325
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,040
But it wasn't exactly
state-of-the-art.'
326
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,760
Up to the waist.
327
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,240
It was a metal sled that we had to
pull along with a piece of rope.
328
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:42,680
A rusty little sledge? He's won about
100 gold medals. Put your hand in
your pocket, Bolt!
329
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,720
Go!
330
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,760
Go, Rom!
331
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,000
Keep your back straight, come on!
332
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,760
Yes, Romesh!
333
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,520
Great work.
Next! Let's go!
334
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,280
Romesh!
335
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,120
Hey, no playing in training.
336
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,880
Let's go. Let's go.
337
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,040
'After another six tortuous reps...'
338
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,160
'..Jermaine put us out of
our misery.'
339
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,920
Jesus Christ!
340
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,960
Bolt don't moan like this.
341
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,720
Fuck the fuck off, mate.
Let's go. Right here.
342
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,480
In the UK, we call that training.
That's it. We're done.
343
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,840
That was just a warm-up. This is
Jamaica. That's a warm-up.
344
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,640
'Now we were warmed up, Jermaine was
gonna put us to the test.
345
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,560
A head-to-head 100m race.'
346
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:35,160
At our fitness level, I'm sure it's
-just hope for the best!
-For your
condition, probably, yes.
347
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,320
On your marks.
348
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400
♪ CHARIOTS OF FIRE
349
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Set.
350
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,640
(CLAP ECHOES)
351
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,320
We made it out of the blocks,
but only just.
352
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,480
Because after two hours of training
353
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,320
in the Jamaican midday heat,
354
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,520
our exhausted, overweight,
disgusting bodies gave up.
355
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,160
Fuck this.
356
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,000
100 metres is quite far, you know.
357
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,080
'We finished in a pathetic
27 seconds.'
358
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,600
I sort of am conscious of the fact
of sounding a bit ungrateful,
359
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,200
because we are in one of the most
beautiful countries in the world
360
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,760
and we are gonna meet Usain Bolt,
but, still, this has been shit.
361
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,520
Even though the training had nearly
killed us, we felt inspired
362
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,720
by running on the same track
as a legend.
363
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,120
Now we were on our way to
the National Stadium in Kingston
364
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,280
to watch some future sprint stars.
365
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:39,480
This is where, in 2002, a 15-year-old
Usain Bolt would compete
366
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:45,320
in the World Junior Championships, in
front of a capacity crowd of 35,000.
367
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:50,080
He took on the best of the world's
juniors in the 200m final.
368
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120
His victory set the stadium alight,
369
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,280
making him the youngest junior gold
medallist ever.
370
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,080
I don't know why race runners have
gold chains on.
371
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:04,120
Like Michael Johnson had that big
-gold chain.
-I love Michael Johnson.
372
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,560
Why do you love Michael Johnson
so much?
373
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,080
He just runs so weird. Do you know
what I mean?
374
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:13,800
Like... He can run really fast, but
he couldn't bend over to pick up
anything!
375
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,160
It's weird, cos I love Usain Bolt
and I love Michael Johnson,
376
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,800
but they couldn't be more opposite
in terms of geezers.
377
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:24,440
(US ACCENT) A lot of people said,
'You can't run like that with your
back like that.'
378
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,080
(US ACCENT) But I...
I'm like a country yokel!
379
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,920
But I sure did show 'em.
380
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:33,400
Why, hell, I'm goddamn Michael
Johnson, I could outrun Usain Bolt!
381
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,000
Cos I'm Michael goddamn Johnson!
382
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,520
And I run with a straight
motherfucking back!
383
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,280
My name is Michael Johnson and I
ain't gonna bend down for nobody!
384
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,920
I run with a straight back.
385
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,800
Saying all that, I've absolutely
-slaughtered the guy.
-You love him.
386
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,840
A few hours later, we reach
Jamaica's capital, Kingston.
387
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:13,360
By the looks of things, we were
finally gonna get the slice of
Jamaican culture we'd been missing.
388
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,960
But the thing with Rob is, even when
he does do something good,
389
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,240
he always manages to ruin it!
390
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,480
Hang on.
Walk ahead. Walk ahead.
391
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,840
I don't want people
to know I'm with you.
392
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,080
His first time in Jamaica!
(LAUGHTER)
393
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,200
That's why he looks like
such a dick.
394
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:33,280
The good thing is if somebody has
a choice between which one of us to
beat up,
395
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,000
they've got an obvious target.
396
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,040
You think the hat is too much?
397
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,600
(LAUGHS) I think you look great,
-mate.
-Better?
398
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,320
With families turning up to watch
the best go head-to-head,
399
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,720
we were looking forward to
potentially seeing the next
Usain Bolt,
400
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,840
so I was keen to get in early
and bag the best seats.
401
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,480
Good, innit?
402
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,320
Wow, it's...empty.
403
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,360
It's not very full, is it?
404
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,400
But we can, er, soak it up,
soak up the atmos.
405
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,440
There's not many people
dressed like me, is there?
406
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,240
No. But...
407
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,520
I feel like I stick out
like a sore thumb!
408
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,400
Well, you're gonna stick out cos you
-look like an albino.
-Let's get our
seats, big boy.
409
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,360
'Unfortunately, Rob had booked us
seats together.
410
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,480
It wasn't long before he tried to
drag me down with him.'
411
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,320
Thank you.
412
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,160
(SHARP HOOT)
413
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:28,280
He bought the vuvuzela, which is
a typical Beckett instrument, cos
it's loud and fucking annoying.
414
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,000
'And when he's like this, there's
only one way to deal with him.'
415
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:38,040
(LONG HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK)
(GIGGLES)
416
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,880
(PROLONGED NOTE)
417
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,920
(HIGH-PITCHED NOTE CONTINUES)
418
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,640
(GIGGLING)
419
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,480
That was so long. That was so long.
420
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,720
(GIGGLES AND SNORTS)
421
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,600
I've heard two incredible noises
in my life.
422
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,040
(SNORTS)
423
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,960
The first one is the cry of
my children at their birth.
424
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,400
I went from nought to migraine!
425
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,680
And the second most beautiful noise
426
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,800
is Rob telling me that he got
a headache immediately after the
vuvuzela.
427
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,640
(LAUGHS)
428
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,120
Thank you for this. I love it.
429
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:36,800
'With the events underway, it was at
last time for us to enjoy
the athletics.'
430
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,480
That poor girl fell over.
431
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,320
'With the 100m final looming,
432
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,680
the excitement in the stadium was
building
433
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,400
and Rob was getting swept up in the
occasion - a massive surprise.'
434
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,720
Hiya. Could we get some shrimps,
please?
435
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,760
You want some shrimp?
Yes, please.
436
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,360
OK, darling. For you.
You want some spice?
437
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,120
Yeah.
Give him some spice.
438
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,160
-Put it on?
-Yeah.
Put a lot on!
439
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,200
He can handle it. Lots!
440
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,240
Yes. Yeah!
Oh, that...
441
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,520
Keep that away from me.
Thank you.
442
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,560
-Smell that.
-I told you!
443
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,880
That is hot, mate. You're gonna be
shitting through the eye of a
needle, mate.
444
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,760
Enjoy, though.
445
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,800
(CHUCKLES)
446
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,320
-It's spicy, isn't it?
-Yes, it is!
You could have warned me.
447
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,600
I don't know if you've noticed, but
I'm new round here.
448
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,120
Do you drink the juice?
-If you want to.
-Yeah.
449
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,640
What an absolute...
It's gonna be hot!
450
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,480
(LAUGHTER)
451
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,360
(GIGGLES)
452
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,600
'This was the event we'd come
to see.'
453
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,240
Right, it's the big one.
454
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,880
The 100m final. Are you excited?
-Yes, I am very excited.
-Yes, Romesh!
455
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480
(STARTING PISTOL FIRES)
Oh!
456
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,920
This is it! Come on!
Come on!
457
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,760
COMMENTATOR: "Baker.
458
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,800
The rest have been left behind.
459
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,840
This a two-man race now.
460
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,400
And for the victory... Ronnie Baker!"
461
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,680
Somebody I don't know,
but it was good.
462
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,720
In the blink of Romesh's good eye,
it was over.
463
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,360
America's Ronnie Baker took the 100m
in ten seconds flat.
464
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,080
-Been a good night.
-Yes. Thank you
very much for organising it, Rob.
465
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:13,000
-Enjoyed it?
-Very much so. Tarnished
by how much of a bell-end you look!
466
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,760
Apart from that, it was great.
The real Jamaica.
467
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,240
-Let's go.
-Go back?
-Yes.
-I'll run you a bath.
468
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:38,600
It was Rom and I's third day in
Jamaica and our interview with
Usain Bolt was just one day away.
469
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,560
His iconic celebration is instantly
recognisable
470
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,760
and was inspired by his love
of the Jamaican music dancehall.
471
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:53,520
So I've brought Romesh back to
Kingston, where I'd arranged for us
to have a lesson
472
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,320
with the hottest dance group
on the island, the Ravers Clavers.
473
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,560
We were meeting dance trio Wiz,
spelt with one Z, Silent,
474
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,360
and Kool, with a K, not their real
names, who are gonna teach us
a dance routine.
475
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,760
Don't get me wrong,
I'm a terrible dancer.
476
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,800
I never dance. I can't dance.
I've tried, I'm useless.
477
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,640
I didn't even have a first dance
when I got married.
478
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,960
Maybe I'm an awful dancer, but I'm
exceptional at dancehall.
479
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,440
I'm quite a fast learner.
Kool is gonna demonstrate.
480
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,960
OK, cool.
481
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,120
This is a step where you're
confident in what you're wearing.
482
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,880
I'm not very confident in what I'm
-wearing. Shall I pretend?
-Yeah.
483
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,920
One...two...
484
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,800
The truth of it is, is that we
started off, they showed us a dance
485
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,200
and Rob displayed
the same sort of rhythm
486
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,240
as an injured badger.
487
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,880
(GROANS)
488
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,720
They noticed...
489
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,840
that there was a runt in the litter.
490
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,600
-Relax.
-Relax? OK.
It's quite a tense situation!
491
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,360
Try to fix the shirt.
492
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,800
My shirt?
493
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,760
In the herd, there was one sort of
three-legged, mopey piece of shit,
494
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,720
that was gonna get picked off by
any kind of predator coming past.
495
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,360
He was awful.
496
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,960
See the foot?
497
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
His is absolutely fine, Romesh's?
498
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,520
Romesh is good.
499
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,960
Fair enough.
500
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
You don't need to check on me, mate.
501
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,840
Five stars on TripAdvisor.
502
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,680
You need to step your game up.
503
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,520
-Swing.
-That's it.
All right.
504
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,840
I was watching you, man. You're out
there saving yourself.
505
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,080
That's embarrassing.
We go like that.
506
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,120
(LAUGHTER)
507
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,440
Let them know who is Rob Ravers.
508
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,560
The... Yeah.
Good name, innit?
509
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,320
Romesh Ravers. Good, innit?
510
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:37,040
Have you got any other names that
aren't just our names that you could
call us?
511
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,760
Like Bad Man Ravers?
512
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,400
Indian Ravers?
513
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,080
-Indian Ravers?
-Not quite accurate.
Technically, Sri Lankan.
514
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,120
They called me the Indian Claver,
515
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,560
because I've joined the Clavers and
everyone here seems to think I'm
Indian.
516
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:55,240
I don't mind being called Indian.
Why would they pick up that I'm
Sri Lankan?
517
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,840
But why not call him White Claver?
Brie Claver? White Cheddar Claver?
518
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,280
Why can't he be called that?
Ghost Claver. Ghost-Face Claver!
There you go.
519
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:11,120
'An hour into the practice and it was
looking like my dancehall career was
over before it had even begun!'
520
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:16,360
I'm just gonna go for it. If I'm
gonna get it wrong, I might as well
enjoy it, but then it just clicked.
521
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:21,600
One, two, three, four.
522
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,080
That was good.
Yeah. Getting there.
523
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,640
Before I knew it, I was grooving
and Romesh was messing it up.
524
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,960
So, what you're doing wrong, you're
not lifting your right foot back.
525
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,880
He's new though, isn't he?
526
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,800
When he managed to actually show
a semblance of basic coordination,
they patted him on the head.
527
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,360
Is that better?
Much better. Good one, Rob.
528
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,000
He took that to mean that he'd done
really well.
529
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,760
As you would do. That's how it's
supposed to work.
530
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,800
I've done it with my own children.
531
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,960
My first son, 'Well done, mate,
you got full marks in your spelling
test.'
532
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,800
My second son, 'Well done, mate,
you stopped eating your own shit.'
533
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,000
You change your praise and your
feedback based on the level of
ability.
534
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,600
'After an intense few hours of
practice, we've mastered the basics
of the routine.'
535
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,200
Thank you so much for that.
536
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,600
'And I had a little surprise
up my sleeve for Romesh.'
537
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:17,040
I've arranged for us to perform with
the Ravers Clavers on national
television.
538
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:22,720
I don't think he's gonna take it
well. He don't like big crowds.
That's why he tours!
539
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,440
Magnum Kings
540
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,040
is Jamaica's answer to the X Factor.
541
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,320
Filmed in front of a live audience of
thousands and broadcast to millions,
542
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,360
contestants battle it out each week
543
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,600
in the hope of ultimately being
crowned
544
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,560
the King and Queen of Dance Hall.
545
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,240
You earned your spot here. Job well
done.
546
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,600
We were gonna be showcasing our new
skills
547
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,640
in a guest performance on the show.
548
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,360
All I had to do was convince Romesh.
549
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,400
How was dancehall? You wanted a bit
of real Jamaica.
550
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,560
You actually did very well.
551
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,600
-It was good, weren't it?Yes.
-Great,
552
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,920
because we're gonna be doing that
routine with the Clavers
553
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,920
on Jamaican national telly, so...
554
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,840
-Are you up for that?
-What are you
talking about?
555
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,040
What I've done is... You know the X
-Factor.
-Yes.
556
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,080
Like the Jamaican version of that.
557
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,640
We are dropping some dutty wines on
it.
558
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,480
OK, but we can barely do it in a
deserted car park, so why -
559
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,320
I think you'll feed off the
audience.
560
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,440
-I think you'll come alive.
-They'll
feed off us when we cock it up.
561
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,360
I genuinely think I'm all right now.
Only you would have the arrogance
562
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,680
to believe that practising in a car
park for a bit means we can do it on
television.
563
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,920
-I'm better with a crowd.
-They're not
expecting stand-up.
564
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,800
You can't go, 'I'm shit at dancing
but look at my teeth.'
565
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,280
-We gotta do the dance.
-Yeah, but I
will. I'll feed off the energy
566
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,240
-and I'll just...bang.
-I'm not doing
-it.
-You'll be great. See you later.
567
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,000
Is he taking the piss?
568
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,440
-See you in a minute.
-All right.
-Guys, we can't make it.
-Shut up!
569
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,920
Sorry we can't be there. Just... He
doesn't know what he's doing.
570
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,360
It's a good opportunity for you to
perform in front of a big crowd.
571
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,480
Sorry, Rob, I'm not actually
listening to you any more.
572
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,880
We can't do this. Anyway, this is
over.
573
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,440
The scene's out. We're out. Cut.
574
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,800
I don't think that's the dancehall
vibe. It's about being relaxed...
575
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,760
OK, sorry, listen. I thought you'd
got enough footage and we were done.
576
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,680
That's it! That's it! Yes, Romesh!
577
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,720
With our friendship feeling the
strain, it was back to the honeymoon
resort
578
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,640
where Rob had booked us onto another
pointless activity.
579
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,960
Right, you've got to stand up.
That's it. That's it, Rommy!
580
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Yeah! Oh.
581
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,320
Arh!
582
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,760
We're trying to get into the mind,
body, soul and spirit of Usain Bolt.
583
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,680
So we need to do stuff to settle in
in his motherland.
584
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,360
So, we're doing this.
585
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,440
(LAUGHTER)
586
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,080
Uhh!
587
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,280
This is supposed to be us getting
culturally into Jamaica.
588
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,040
I was doing quite well and you kept
pulling me off.
589
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,760
OK, stop doing that... I'm not doing
the joke. The fucking salt in there.
590
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,880
Why are you such a... Do you know
what?
591
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,880
I think he might actually be pissed
-off.
-I was doing all right.
592
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,480
I was doing all right, I was getting
there and every time he's pushing me
off.
593
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,160
Cheer up, mate. We're on holiday.
We're on fucking holiday. Jamaica.
594
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,480
What is he so... I don't know why
he's so moody.
595
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,360
It's cos all of his other
travelogues
596
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,400
he's so fucking miserable. Come on,
we're in Jamaica.
597
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,280
As the sun set on day two of our
time in Jamaica,
598
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,760
there was still one thing left to
do.
599
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,480
Unbelievably, we were about to dance
live on national television.
600
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,200
When we arrived for the TV broadcast,
filming had already begun.
601
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,360
And as the first acts took to the
stage,
602
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,400
even I started to have some doubts.
603
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,480
(DANCEHALL MUSIC)
604
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,280
We weren't due on stage for over an
hour,
605
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,040
so we had time for some desperate
last-minute practice.
606
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,720
How are you feeling?
607
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,240
I don't... I sort of uh...
608
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,200
Believe me, it's OK practising up
here
609
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,320
but when we're out there you're
gonna properly shit yourself.
610
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,360
I've had four whiskies.
611
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,480
Our mentors and partners from the
Ravers Clavers had arrived.
612
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,800
But even they couldn't give us a
much-needed confidence boost.
613
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,000
It's just so intense here and so
loud.
614
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:46,200
And it's intense, it's terrifying,
it's intimidating
615
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,120
and it's Rob's fault. It's all Rob's
fault that we're here doing this.
616
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,840
The Clavers were not looking for new
members.
617
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:58,040
And now we're here like a pair of
pricks...going to do this thing.
618
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,360
We're gonna die tonight. We are
gonna die.
619
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,760
I don't mean in a comedic, nobody's
laughing.
620
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,800
I mean somebody will kill us for
insulting their culture.
621
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,840
(DANCEHALL MUSIC)
622
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,000
The waiting was torture, but finally
we were given the call to head
backstage.
623
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,320
We would be on after the next
commercial break.
624
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,360
Oh, I feel so sick.
625
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,800
I think it's the worst thing I've
ever done.
626
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,760
-Most nervous.
-This is possibly the
most nervous I've ever been.
627
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,480
I'm more nervous now than I was for
my first-ever gig.
628
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,880
Cos I think deep down I always knew I
could be funny
629
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920
but deep down I know I cannot dance.
630
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,960
I felt like reminding Rob, for the
10th or 12th time,
631
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,600
that he was completely responsible
for what was about to happen.
632
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,560
But, as the presenter had stepped up
to introduce us, our time had come.
633
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,880
All right, we have something special
for you!
634
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,320
Please welcome to the stage, all the
way from the UK,
635
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,960
Romesh Ranganathan and Rob Beckett
636
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,960
joined by the Ravers Clavers!
637
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
-Oh, God.
-Oh, shit.
638
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,440
We were about to dance live on
Jamaican national television.
639
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,800
-Oh, God.
-Fuck me.
640
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,840
Check, check, check, all right.
641
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,480
♪ Shake that thing Miss Kana Kana
642
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,960
♪ Shake that thing Miss Annabella
643
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,680
♪ Shake that thing yan Donna Donna
644
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,360
♪ Jodi and Rebecca
645
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,680
♪ Woman get busy, just shake that
booty...
646
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,120
We'd barely started and people were
already laughing at Rob.
647
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,920
Now, I'm not saying I was good but
he was shocking.
648
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,280
♪ Don't take pity me want fi see you
get live
649
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,000
♪ Upon the riddim when me ride and
me lyrics a provide electricity
650
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,640
♪ Gal, nobody can tell you nuttin'
can you done know your destiny
651
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,840
♪ Yo sexy ladies want par with us
652
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,680
♪ In a the car with us
them nah war with us
653
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,840
♪ In a the club them want flex with
us, to get next to us
654
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,600
♪ Them cah vex with us
655
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,600
♪ From the day me born jah ignite me
flame
656
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,280
♪ Gal a call me name and its me fame
657
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,320
♪ It's all good girl turn me on
658
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,200
♪ Till da early mornin' get it on ♪
659
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,400
(CHEERING)
660
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,840
Even though we'd made complete fools
of ourselves, we weren't finished
just yet.
661
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,720
♪ ..what I know but murder she wrote
662
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,960
♪ Murder she wrote
663
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
♪ Murder she wrote
(LAUGHS)
664
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,120
♪ Murder she wrote
Watch ya now, it name
665
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,840
♪ A pretty face and bad character
(LAUGHS) Fuck me.
666
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,520
♪ Dem the kinda livin
can't hold Chaka - follow me... ♪
667
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,080
Mate.
668
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,520
(LAUGHS)
669
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,160
Oh, God!
670
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,080
-I'm so hot.
-I can't believe it.
671
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,840
Oh, my God. When they... I
honestly...
672
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,600
I felt so sick. I thought we weren't
going to be able to do it
673
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,800
but turns out Rob Claver and Indian
Claver have got some moves, mate.
674
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,440
Absolutely smashed it out of the
-park.
-Who knew?
675
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,040
Indian Claver, the head wobbler
himself.
676
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,760
-Love you, Rommy.
-All right. Listen,
I'm gonna go and get you a beer.
677
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,120
♪ TOOTS AND THE MAYTALS:
54-46 Was My Number
678
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,400
Rob and I have now spent three days
in Jamaica.
679
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,240
In terms of preparing us for
interviewing the greatest athlete of
all time,
680
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,600
Rob's research had been utterly
useless.
681
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,960
But, ready or not, we were on our
way to meet Usain Bolt.
682
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:21,400
-He's charismatic, cool.Yes.
-There's
these stories, you don't know if
they're true,
683
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:25,240
about how he smashed through a load
of chicken nuggets and still won the
Olym... Yeah.
684
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,880
All that stuff that just adds to the
mythology.
685
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,840
Think about big footballers. Like
David Beckham...
686
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,080
I'm totally not taking away from
David Beckham's stardom or
whatever...
687
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:39,520
Yeah...but Usain Bolt has become a
megastar out of athletics,
688
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:45,080
which I think is arguably... Yeah.
-..more unlikely.
-He only gets nine
seconds to perform every four years.
689
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,840
Where footballers every weekend -
Same as married life. Am I right?
Yeah, am I right?
690
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,560
(AS JOHNSON) Michael
'Mother-Fucking' Johnson.
691
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,760
When I have sex, I only last nine
seconds.
692
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,160
But I tell you what, my back's
straight.
693
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,360
Cos I'm Michael 'Straight-Back'
Johnson.
694
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:10,160
COMMENTATOR: Usain Bolt running to
what he'd love to be immortality as
an athlete.
695
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,200
Listen to the adulation.
696
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,640
Look at the love for this man.
697
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,160
Well, if this is it, what on earth
are we going to do without him?
698
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,960
It was finally time to meet Usain
Bolt.
699
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,160
How's it going?
700
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,920
And, after travelling 5,000 miles
and spending three days researching
his subject,
701
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,640
this is the best question Rob could
come up with.
702
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,880
When did you first realise you were
fast? Were you running for a bus
703
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,120
and thought, "Fucking hell, I've
-overtaken it."?
-Jesus.
704
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,480
Was there a moment when you were,
"Whoa!"?
705
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,520
The story was actually cricket.
706
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,240
I was a fast bowler so I was running
in and bowling
707
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,720
and my cricket coach said, "You know
what? You should try to run. You're
pretty quick."
708
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,760
I tried it and I was really good.
(LAUGHS)
709
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,120
-Were you hyperactive as a kid?
-Yeah.
Very. Very, very hyper.
710
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,440
My mum took me to the doctor because
I wouldn't stay still when I was
younger.
711
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,280
-Really?
-She was like, "There must be
something wrong with this kid."
712
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:06,120
The guy was like, "Nah, you just had
too much good stuff when you were
pregnant
713
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,800
and now he's full of energy."I had
the opposite problem.
714
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,840
I'd be at home and my mum'd come
back and think I was dead, not moved
off the sofa.
715
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,640
What would you say is the best thing
about being Usain Bolt?
716
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,160
When I meet famous people what I
love about it
717
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,040
is they actually know who I am. I'm
always surprised, you know what I
mean?
718
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,960
Even though I know that I've done
great things, I'm always surprised.
719
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,320
Especially footballers. And they go,
"Oh, my God, Usain, blah, blah,
blah."
720
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,680
True story. The other day, when I
was in England, I was in the club.
721
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,880
It was the end of the season and all
the Arsenal players were out.
722
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,840
I saw all the players and I was
saying hi to everybody.
723
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,160
And I was like, "Yo, where's
Aubameyang?"
724
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Because everybody says he's faster
-than me.
-Oh, really?
725
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,240
And I always wanna say, "You're no
good. Why did you go to Arsenal?"
726
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,120
Anyway, I went to the bathroom, I
was coming back out.
727
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,680
One of the promoters said, "Yo,
here's your boy."
728
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,520
He said something but I didn't hear
cos the music was loud.
729
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,720
So I was like, "Oh, cool." Had a
conversation.
730
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,080
"Yo, let me get a picture." Took a
picture.
731
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,320
Went home, sleep. Woke up in the
morning I'm getting tag, tag.
732
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,160
I look - Aubameyang.
733
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,200
(LAUGHTER)
I didn't even know it was
him. I was like...
734
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,160
I wanted to say so much and then...
735
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,200
got the moment and then just blew
it.
736
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:17,480
Has there been anyone you've met and
you felt nervous, starstruck?
737
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,520
-Beyonce.Really?
-Yeah.
738
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,640
I had a whole conversation set up.
739
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,920
-You panicked?Panicked.
-What did you
actually say?"Hi."
740
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,760
That was it. And then there was an
awkward silence.
741
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,400
Oh, my God. How intimidating must
Beyonce be if you got scared?
742
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,240
Beyonce's the only person I've ever
met and I was like,
743
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,760
"Any time I meet Beyonce this is
what I'm gonna say."
744
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,920
-Was Jay-Z staring at you?
-I don't
know. I wasn't looking at him.
(LAUGHTER)
745
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,520
COMMENTATOR: They get away first
time.
746
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,280
Here comes Usain Bolt. Usain Bolt
streaking away from the field.
747
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,920
It's gonna be gold for Jamaica. That
is superb.
748
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,960
Usain Bolt gets it.
749
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,760
COMMENTATOR: His place in history
has been cemented.
750
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,240
-The London Olympics.Yeah.
-Was it
any good?
751
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,920
-It was good.
-Better than Rio and
Beijing?
752
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,440
Why I love London is that every
session was full.
753
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,480
-Mm.
-Morning session - full.
754
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,320
Evening - full. They really
supported track and field. It was
massive.
755
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,160
That's a sign, a testament, to how
shit Britain is.
756
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,680
That as soon as something amazing
happens, everyone turns up.
757
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,720
There's nothing else happening.
758
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,800
You can elaborate on this as much or
as little as you like,
759
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,840
but I've heard a rumour that in the
Olympic Villages during the
tournament...
760
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:38,000
I've heard.
..everybody is banging everybody.
I think it's the swimmers.
761
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,240
I think it's the swimmers. All
right, so we always start
762
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,720
-at the end of the Olympics.
-Right.
OK.
763
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:49,000
So the swimmers start at the front.
Most of the...
764
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,440
Everything ends at the start.
765
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,560
But track and field is the last
thing.
766
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,320
So we ain't having no fun.
767
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,960
-Right.
-So you can't let loose. But
the swimmers...
768
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,160
So when the last day comes, that's
the last day of the Olympics.
769
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,640
And the swimmers are like, "I'm
shagged out."Swimmers have a week.
770
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,160
So if you're really talented
athletically,
771
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,920
but you like getting on it -
swimming.
772
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,160
-(LAUGHS) Yeah.
-Cos you're done early
doors and you've got three weeks
to...
773
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,720
-Live your life.
-Obviously you're the
big dog.
774
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,360
You're the absolute legend. Everyone
loves you, even the other athletes.
775
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,880
There's not much chill time. Is there
a VIP room where only people who won
golds go?
776
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:31,200
-No, no.
-Cos if you get, like...no
offence but like a pole vaulter from
Kazakhstan like, "Usain!"
777
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,920
You're like, "Come on, mate, you're
not, are you? You finished 18th."
778
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,360
If I was you I'd be walking around
just like,
779
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,720
"Mate, I don't talk to bronzes."
Yeah! (LAUGHTER)
780
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,280
"Why don't you go and hang out with
your crew?"
781
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,720
COMMENTATOR: That celebration began
10m from the finish line.
782
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,440
You're obviously famous for
celebrating before you've finished
the race.
783
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,160
Do you regret it and think, "I
could've gone faster" or are you
happy you did it?
784
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,640
Or do you wish you started
celebrating earlier, like from the
start?
785
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,760
Put your arms up straight from the
go.
786
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,800
That would be start. Straight off
the blocks, "Yes, mate!
787
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,840
See you later, pricks!"
788
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,480
(LAUGHTER)
789
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,840
No, I don't regret it. It was cool.
790
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,080
You know what I mean? How cool does
-that look?
-It did look cool.
791
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,000
So, do you still take an interest
-and follow it?
-Yeah.
792
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:28,080
Then somebody says, "There's a guy
that we think is gonna be a good
prospect."
793
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:33,000
And you go, "That's great" and
inside you're thinking, "I hope he's
shit."(LAUGHS) No.
794
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,680
-Be honest, come on.
-No, man, no, no.
Hope he doesn't break my record,
795
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,680
but while I was running -What about
-if it was me?
-Yeah, that would annoy
me.
796
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,120
(LAUGHTER)
If someone's gonna break
my...
797
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:48,280
I want it to be somebody I go,
"Yeah, I can see you breaking my
world record."
798
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,840
You could still do it if you really
went for it. Six months training.
799
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,200
If I could... Not six months.
-No? A year?
-It's not as easy...
800
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,160
-Right, so another year off.
-Yeah.
801
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,360
And then just smash it for one more
-year. Go to Japan.
-Kill it.
802
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,480
You could liberate yourself from
having to win. You go,
803
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,520
"This is the big thing. Usain's
back, he's done no training."
804
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,240
-Nothing.
-And then you don't have to
win. "I didn't do any training.
805
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,200
I was eating a chicken drumstick
while I was in the race."
806
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:16,640
Yeah, that'd be... That's the way to
-do it.No.No?
-No.
807
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,880
Thank you so much. We really
appreciate the chance to chat to
-you.
-Thank you.
808
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,120
So, after four days in Jamaica, we
had finally met our man.
809
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,040
We'd had a lot of fun with him and it
had been humbling
810
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,600
to sit down and chat with a true
living legend.
811
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,640
Still think he should do Tokyo
though.
812
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,120
COMMENTATOR: Usain Bolt is the
Olympic champion.
813
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,280
Probably the biggest margin of all
time.
814
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,320
A new world record for Usain Bolt!
815
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,320
He has blown them all away.
816
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,360
How can you do that?
817
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,600
He came on to the scene as a
15-year-old.
818
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,360
BOLT: I have a goal. I want to be a
legend.
819
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,960
Stamp my name in history.
820
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,320
And then, at the end of my days, I
can say I'm a legend,
821
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,240
a living legend.
822
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,240
..set...
823
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,120
Look at Bolt go!
824
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,720
Bolt's gonna do it again.
825
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,240
The champion becomes a legend.
826
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:18,160
He has no equal. He is just
incomparable.
827
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,440
I am number one!
828
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,200
(GROANS WEARILY)
829
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,840
(SIGHS)
830
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,880
'Night, Romesh.
831
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,560
This is bullshit.
832
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,520
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