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♪ Go, Ninja! ♪
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(Randy) I was chosento protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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(bell rings)
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Hmm... Something feels
different about today.
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Oh, haha, I know: It's
Saturday and we're at school!
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Instead of being home in my underpants,
I'm here in my over pants.
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-Happy with yourself, Cunningham?
-This isn't my fault!
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(Slimovitz) Attention, students:this semester
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we've missed 67 school daysdue to Ninja battles.
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So we're making them upwith Saturday School!
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Hey, don't blame me,it's Ninja's fault!
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(groans)
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Stupid Ninja.
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-He ruined our Saturday!
-Ninja's the worst!
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Really, Doug? The Ninja who saves
our honkin' cheese, is the worst?
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-Howard, tell Doug to shut it.
-I'm with Doug on this one.
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-Wha...?
-Thanks, Howard.
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Shut it, Doug!
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(chuckles)
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Okay, I royally shoobed
Saturday, but in my defense...
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I offer this:
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Ha! Wiener fight! So good.
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I mean, their gloves?
Made of buns! Ah... gold.
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-You guys are idiots.
-(chuckles) Yes we are.
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(chuckles) I still blame you!
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To begin, let's find the
circumference of this circle. Anyone?
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-(gasps)
-Why is your hand up?
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Why is my hand up? 42.683 repeating.
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That's... correct, Howard.
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Didn't think I'd ever
say those words. (chuckles)
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-How did you know...?
-I dunno, it just happened!
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Now onto our constant companion,
the variable.
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Who can solve for X?
Ahh, anybody? Ahh?
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X equals 2AB over 6Y.
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-Howard, you're freaking me out.
-I'm freaking me out!
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Oh, sorry, Mr. Weinerman,
you're incorrect.
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-Oh, thank cheese.
-No, wait, I'm incorrect.
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X does equal 2AB over 6Y. Weinerman!
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(indistinct chatter)
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That was pretty much all I was gonna teach
today so onto your next class!
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Since when do you raise your
hand? We're not hand-raisers.
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It was like my hand
had a mind of its own!
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And my hand's mind told my mouth
what my hand was thinking.
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Oh, Cunningham, I'm losing my cheese.
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No, no. We'll figure this out.
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There's gotta be a reason.
What's different about today?
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Besides being at school on Saturday?
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Howard, that's it! Saturday School!
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Monday to Friday your
brain-shields are up.
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You don't let any learning in.
But today's Saturday!
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My brain-shields are down! I'm wide open!
I could wind up being a genius!
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(sobbing) I don't wanna be a genius.
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(gasps) Look at me, I'm a freak!
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Yeah, but a freak that just freaked
everyone out of math class.
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Keep this up, we'll be outta
Saturday School in...
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-Precisely 13.4 minutes.
-(mutters) Four minutes! Almost.
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-I was really... I almost had it.
-But, I don't wanna.
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Howard, if you do that,
you'll be a hero to everyone!
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-And the Ninja will be forgiven.
-Uh, what was that?
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Hmm? What that was? Not-Nom.
Nomicon. I gotta go. (grunts)
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(yelling)
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Well timed, Nomicon!
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We cannot let Howard
know I'm using him
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to get the Ninja off
the Shoob List. Hm?
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Huh?
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"When you use a friend,
you gain an enemy."
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I'm not using Howard,
I'm using his smarts,
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which don't belong
to him because they came from
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Saturday School which
I am responsible for,
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so really they're more like
our smarts, right?
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-Yah!
-What did the Nomicon say?
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It said, "use your thinkin' meat
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to get everyone out of Saturday school!"
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And get the Ninja out of trouble.
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-What did you say?
-Nothing.
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Why do I keep doing that?
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♪ He's getting smarter everyday ♪
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♪ He's getting smarter in every way ♪
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♪ Smart HowardSmart Howard ♪
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♪ Smarter than he was one second ago ♪
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♪ Smarter than he was two seconds ago ♪
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♪ Smart HowardSmart Howard ♪
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♪ He used to be so dumbBut now he's smart ♪
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Olé!
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♪ He used to scratch his bumbut now he's into art ♪
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♪ Smart, Smart Howard ♪
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So honkin' Bruce!
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One more class and the Ninja's
totally off the hook!
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What was that, Randall?
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Just excited about Saturday School
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almost being over!
Slap it in baby!
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Why are you not
slapping it in baby?
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Because I'm a scholar,
not a child.
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Whoa-oh! Check it out!
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-(farting noise)
-(Howard clears throat)
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But Howard loves Fart Shoe.
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(gasps)
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Okay, class, time's up!
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Please hand in
your physics projects.
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So what're we making huh? Burrito box?
Where do the burritos come out? Ow!
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I would never waste my intellect
on such foolish endeavors.
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That's exactly what
you'd waste it on!
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Mr. Weinerman, a word?
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It's come to my attention
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you've received A's in
all your classes today.
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I believe you mean, A-pluses.
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I don't know how to say this without
accusing you, so I'll just accuse you:
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-You're cheating.
-Could a cheater have created... this?
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You expect me to believe you built that
burrito box all by yourself?
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It's not a burrito box!
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It's the first apparatus ever
built to compact mass
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dense enough to deform
space-time!
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It's a black hole machine,
you ninnies! Welcome... to the void!
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That's more like it.
Regular ol' C-student Howard.
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In this case,
the "C" stands for "cheating."
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-(all laughing)
-(Howard grunts)
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Howard Weinerman? Genius? Ha!
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The black holewas between his ears.
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It's like I always say: idiot.
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Still waitin' on that burrito!
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Philistines! I am smarter than you all!
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(straining)
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Howard?
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(screaming)
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Gerry! So long, doll face.
You'll always anti-matter to me!
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Smokebomb! (yells)
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Howard? What did you do?
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Silence, Ninja. I require totalconcentration to power my apparatus.
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You're making that
black hole with your brain?
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Wait, did you just say that
in my brain? Is your brain in my brain?
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(gasps)
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Ninja-Snatch!
No, we are talking about this!
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You get back
in my brain right now!
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Ninja-Chainsicle!
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If Howard's mind can get in my mind, maybe
my mind can get in his mind.
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How do I do that? (grunts)
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Hope your brain-shields are still down.
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'Cause I'm coming in!
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(grunting)
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Whoa.
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Howard? You in here?
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-Huh?
-Welcome to my mind shaft, Ninja.
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-(screams)
-So, what's with the art?
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Simpleton! They are pure celebrations
of a mind given over to intellect!
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Okay, see I know I said to genius us
out of Saturday School,
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but you've geniused yourself
out of Howard.
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You have no one
to blame but yourself.
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You used me to save
the Ninja's reputation.
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How did you figure that out?
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Wonder if it was
the whispery thing?
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Of course it was
the whispery thing!
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I suppose I should thank you.
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Yes, if it weren't for you I never would
have realized my true potential.
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(grunting)
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Ninja-Circle-Maker
Tripping-Balls!
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(gasps)
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You want something
to scream about?
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-Huh?
-(screaming)
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(groans)
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Guess I'm running out the clock.
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Really? No "boo"? Who are you?
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(giggling)
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(Randy) What the...?
Is that the Weiner Fight?
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Locked away with
the rest of the dumb.
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Hate to do this, buddy, but we gotta put
your super brain out of commission.
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Ninja-Conkin'-Balls!
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(giggling)
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No, you shoobs, that was
a bad thing! Huh?
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Ninja-Cold-Balls!
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(straining)
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-Stupid, squiggly double-T!
-It's pi, Randall.
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No, pie is delicious. These are
just a bunch of wonkin' numbers!
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Old Howard would've known that.
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Old Howard is gone, Ninja.
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And soon the enemies of
intellect shall follow.
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(Randy) "When you use a friend,
you gain an enemy."
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I used Howard
and turned him into my enemy!
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Now I need to use his enemy
to gain my friend back!
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Your doodles are of no use here!
You cannot outsmart me!
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No... but maybe I can
out dumb you! Ninja-Jump-Split!
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Ninja-Twisty-Ladder-Grab!
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(grunting)
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(laughing)
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Ninja-Swing! I don't think so!
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What a joyous pun!
The thinking man's humor.
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What? What'd I say? What'd I say?
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Ninja-Open-The-Door!
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Get out of the cage!
Man you guys are dumb!
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(farting noise)
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Now he looks like The Stinker.
(giggles, clears throat)
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(giggling)
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It's working!
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(laughing) He put pi in his hat!
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-Yes! Embrace your dumb!
-Never!
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(bell rings)
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Howard, they're wieners...
wearing bun gloves!
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(both laughing)
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It's the gloves! The gloves make it!
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Good to have you back, buddy.
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Time to go!
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-Hmm?
-Hey.
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(yelling)
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Okay, Saturday School was a bad idea!
Lucky the Ninja was here to save us.
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Isn't it the Ninja's fault we
were here in the first place?
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Everyone's dismissed but Doug!
Everybody go home except Doug!
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(indistinct chatter)
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I shouldn't have used you to clean up
my mess. I will never do it again.
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Unless I have to.
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Every time! I hear you every time!
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Isn't anybody gonna ask
how Howard got so smart?
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(Randy) Nobody cares, Doug!
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Mr. Viceroy, I accidentally injected
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all of your evil genius juice
into a can of Purple McBubble Slam.
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Should I order a recall?
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Hmm. Space-time didn't fold in
on itself. I think we're good.
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(grunting)
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(humming)
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-'Chos for my bro?
-Hmm? Wow! What happened here?
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Looks like somebody fell asleep
at the cheese pump.
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There was a big crowd at the
nacho station. I had to rush it.
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Man, if I knew you were
gonna shoob it up this bad,
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I'd have gotten them myself.
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Yeah, why didn't you
get them yourself?
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Because you like
getting them for me. (chuckles)
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-I'm not gonna take that away from you.
-Uh, yeah, no...
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I love waiting in line for
20 minutes to get you 'chos.
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Look, if it'll make you happy,
I'll eat these.
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It's just disappointing because
I know you can do better.
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Ahh. I'll be back!
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-Cunningham, wait.
-Hmm?
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Five tokens should hold me over.
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(groans)
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You're a great friend.
Maybe the best friend ever! Ha!
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If I don't fix them,
it's all we'll talk about.
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"Let's go hang in my house."
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And he'll be, "Remember when
you didn't fix my 'chos?"
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Welcome to Greg's Folk Hole!
Skee-bop, daddio, skee-bop!
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Folk Hole?
This place was just a Food Hole!
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Give a nice big round
of snap-plause for Rachel!
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Hmm?
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This is, like,
a song about someone
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who totally does so much for us
and never ever, ever is like,
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"Hey, what about me?"
This jam is for you.
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Wonder who she's talking about.
Sounds like some Bruce dude.
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♪ They say he's a studentJust like you and me ♪
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♪ The Ninja of Norrisville ♪
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-(gasps) She's singing about me!
-Shhh!
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♪ ...know his secret identity ♪
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♪ But I doubt I ever will ♪
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Ahh.
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♪ Mysterious as night ♪
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♪ He smokebombs right after a fight ♪
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♪ The Ninja of Norrisvillewill save us all ♪
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That's the most beautiful thing
I've ever heard!
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I only wish he was here tonight so I could
say "Thankers" to his face.
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-Maybe he is here tonight...
-Shh!
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You, shh! She's not even singing!
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Oh. I finally gotcha all to myself!
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You know, you been so busy
lately tryin' to destroy that darn Ninja.
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Yep, just you and me, honey bean.
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Tonight the Ninja doesn't exist.
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-Smokebomb!
-Ninja!
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-Ninja?
-The Ninja?
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That's right, it's me!
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Rachel, I just wanted to say
I loved your song.
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O-M-Squee!
I appreciate that so much!
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And I appreciate you
appreciating me appreciating it.
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Viceroy. Ninja's here! Send in
the heppest bot you got, pronto!
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You know, hep! Like a hep
cat. Man, you are square.
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Hannibal! You promised no Ninja!
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But... He... I didn't... How did, I was...
Where you goin', berry patch?
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(scatting) Destroy!
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Gotta give it to Viceroy.
Guy's got a robot for everything!
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(scatting) Blast!
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(screams) Ninja! Help! Ahh!
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Hiya!
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Allow me... to turn... the beat... around.
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Ninja-Air-Fist!
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Ninja-Ring!
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(scatting) Die.
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Ninja! You're my squee-ro!
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(grunts)
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What are you doing? Why
aren't you in the nacho line?
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-I've been a little busy.
-I'm starting to think
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you don't care about
getting my nachos.
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I'm starting to think I don't
care about getting your nachos.
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Ha! You don't mean that.
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(grunts)
I mean it, I really mean it!
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I do everything for you!
I'm sick of it!
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(chuckles) Okay, name one thing
you do for me.
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Uh... your homework.
I buy your food.
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You wouldn't be able to find
your way home without me!
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Wait, are you
not getting me nachos?
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No! I'm never getting you
nachos again! (groans)
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(gasps) Fine! I'll get my own
nachos! And then I'll walk home!
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By myself! 'Cause I know
where that is!
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-I don't know where that is!
-(horns honking)
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Honkin' Howard.
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I do all this stuff for him and what's
he want me to do? More stuff!
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-Hey, Ninja.
-Rachel! Hey, what's up?
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-I just had to thank you.
-Aw. No thanks necessary.
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Uh, thanks totally necessary. You saved
my life. I am so gonna pay you back.
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No, no, no, as the Ninja,
I can't possibly take...
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Stop right there, Silly-Billy.
I know what you're gonna say...
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"As the Ninja, I can't let anybody do
anything for me because I'm a hero!"
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I don't sound like tha...
Do I sound like that?
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It's time you let someone show
you a little squee-ppreciation.
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Well, I guess a little
squee-ppreciation wouldn't hurt.
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-(Nomicon vibrating)
-Uh, just give me one second...
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(yelling)
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Huh?
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(roars)
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(Randy) "He who relies
on others for everything
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can rely on himself for nothing."
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Welcome to two and a half
minutes ago, Nomicon.
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I already told this to Howard.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have some
squee-ppreciation to get to.
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Ow!
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-What the juice is happening?
-Relax, Ninja.
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You're in good hands: mine.
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You really don't... (moans)
that's the spot.
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Oh, a Ninja could get used to this.
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(panting)
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I don't know how I got here,
but praise Clucker, I did!
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I'll take a Four and a Half Piece Cluck
Bucket, basket o' Ham Slammers
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and a bag of knuckles n' snouts.
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That'll be $16.25.
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All right, Cunningham, pay the man.
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Uh... if you don't have money,
I can't give you food. Sorry.
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But... if you don't give me
food, what will I eat? Hmm?
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Hmm?
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Leon!
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(grunts) Oh, come on, Leon.
You can't do this to me!
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(groans) Cunningham was right.
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He does everything for me.
I can't do anything for myself.
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I can't get home.
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I can't find food. I'm gonna
die out here in the wild.
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(gasps)
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-(meows)
-(growls)
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Hah! Not today, garbage cat.
Not today!
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I will survive!
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(upbeat music plays)
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I am so glad I'm not walking up this hill.
You're the best, Rach.
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Kinda... Gettin'... tired...
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Oof, me too. Think I'll grab
a quick snooze back here.
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Try to pedal quiet, would ya? Thanks.
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(grunting)
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Gotta think of a way to make
things right with Marci. So get thinkin'!
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Get thinking. That's all I
do around this place.
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Make sure it's a real doozy!
355
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I trust this doozy
you're talking about
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is a plan to destroy the Ninja?
357
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:13,327
Whoa! Ah, yup, yeah sure is! (mutters)
358
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I've got it! A picnic by the lake!
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00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,827
-A picnic?
-By the lake? Eeek!
360
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,207
Oh, yes, that's the plan!
361
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Oooh, oh, Hannie! That's so romantic!
362
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I'll go get my picnic hat!
363
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,790
No, wait, brownie bites!
Don't get the hat!
364
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:30,745
Ugh. It appears I will be coming up
with my own "doozy" this week.
365
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,084
I think that would be best.
366
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,536
Hmm. This is nice.
367
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,539
(straining)
368
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:43,415
Mini-muffins are
too far away! Rachel! Rachel!
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00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,000
Hey, Rachel?
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00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,003
I got that hot chocolate... you like.
371
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,423
Aw! Aren't you a peach! (groans)
372
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,540
-Is something wrong?
-No, no, no, it's just... not really hot.
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I'm sorry. I'll ride back. It's
just on the other side of town.
374
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,710
No, you don't have to.
I just won't drink it.
375
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:08,004
-Huh...
-There, see? All better.
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00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:11,583
(sobbing)
377
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,077
Hey, what just happened?
378
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,665
Jackpot.
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00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,881
Rachel, no, no, no, don't cry.
I'm not mad at you.
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I'm just disappointed because
I know you can do better.
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(moaning and growling)
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00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:33,582
No, no. Don't do that. Let's just go back
to you squee-ppreciating me!
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(roars)
384
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:41,745
I have to de-stank you! Because I do not
want to walk all the way home!
385
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,214
I don't get it! She wanted
to do everything for me!
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00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:49,131
"He who relies on others for everything
can rely on himself for nothing."
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00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:54,710
Oh! I shouldn't have let her
do everything for me.
388
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:58,082
She wrote a great song.
That should have been enough.
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00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,786
Rachel, please, you have to stop! Ahh...
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00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,248
What... wait, what what?
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-Howard?
-Hello, old friend.
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What happened to you?
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Today has been a grand adventure.
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When I thought all was lost,
in my darkest hour,
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I learned something about
myself: I am a survivor.
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00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,502
(gasps) You built that?
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00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:26,043
I owe you an apology.
I have taken advantage of our friendship.
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00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,915
No, Howard. Well, yes, you did,
but also you didn't.
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00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,670
I shouldn't always
do everything for you.
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00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,580
But it's hard because I do
like getting 'chos for my bro.
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00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,077
Ha! I knew it! I was right!
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00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,416
-(groans)
-Fine. You were right, too.
403
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,330
-(roars)
-So what about the fan-girl?
404
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:41,917
Rachel, you did so much for me
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00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,170
but I didn't truly
squee-ppreciate it until now.
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00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,670
This one's for you.
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00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:51,000
♪ Born to squee-ppreciateShe's making my day ♪
408
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,083
♪ The Ninja-fan of Norrisville ♪
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00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:58,036
♪ When I act a shoobShe does it anyway ♪
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00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,705
♪ Forgive me I hope she will ♪
411
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:07,212
♪ The Ninja-fan of NorrisvilleIs the Brucest of all ♪
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(gags)
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00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,083
Let us never speak
of that song again.
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00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,169
(groans)
415
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:19,709
Ninja, seeing as how
I am a man now,
416
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:22,792
allow me to show you
the way home.
417
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:26,705
Right behind ya, buddy. And now
you're facing the right way.
418
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:32,542
Here we are, cupcake cheeks! One romantic
lakeside picnic and no... Ninja!
419
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,915
No! Go, go! Get outta here! Go!
420
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,080
Oh, Hannie, you outdid yourself!
421
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,626
Whoa, where'd that tent come
from? I mean, I did, didn't I?
422
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:43,789
Oh... (giggles)
423
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,125
Man, this one really came
together! What a wonderful time.
424
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:49,789
(theme music playing)
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