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-♪ Go, Ninja! ♪
-(Randy) I was chosen
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to protect my schoolfrom the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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♪ You did it, you birthdayed ♪
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♪ You've aged another year ♪
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♪ Happy birthday Sunday cakeIt's the end ♪
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(blows, grunts)
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Uh, Howard, it's not your birthday...
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No cheese, Cunningham,
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but if you tell 'em it is,
they'll give you free cake.
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-So, you lie for free cake?
-"So you lie for free cake?"
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Ugh. You are such a truth bag.
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Am not. I just don't lie for no reason.
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A: free cake is not "no reason".
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And 2: you can't lie
because you're a truth bag!
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-Please. I'm an awesome liar.
-Prove it.
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Get yourself some free cake.
Hey, buddy.
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Randy here wants to tell you something.
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Uh... I'm... it's, you know...
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I forgot that I was born on today.
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So, cake, I want it. Me.
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Oh! Today's your birthday.
What's the date today?
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(panting) Um... it's the, uh,
34th of Octeebruary, right?
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Everybody knows that.
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"Today is not my birthday?"
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Happy not-birthday,
sweet swindler! (grunts)
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Ouch! Zanged! Told ya.
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You are wonk at lying.
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Everyone's better than you. Everyone!
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-(dog barks)
-Hmm?
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-(horn sounds)
-(baby coos)
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Ugh. I am wonk at lying.
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-Mm.
-Ow!
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Get your own.
Oh, right, ya can't! (laughs)
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-(slow motion laughter)
-Not yet I can't. Hm.
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(grunts)
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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No. No. No.
Come on, Nomicon.
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Isn't there like an art of bluffing
of lie school or dupe university?
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Come on, please. I need
to show Howard I'm not a truth bag.
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Uh, hmm. Okay, yeah.
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Sure. Uh-huh, very good.
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"Deception is a blade
that cuts both ways."
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Um, excuse me.
You left your blade of... deception
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(gasps) Is this for me?
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He left the blade of deception for me?
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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Gah. I hold the blade of deception. Ha!
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I'ma buzz some sick fibs, yo.
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(yells)
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What do you mean
there's no sugar free fudge?
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How is this possible?
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It's, uh, because fudge
has been outlawed in Norrisville.
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Hmm. Is that true?
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-Yes. (whispers) Blade of deception
-Did you say "blade of deception"?
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No. (whispers) Blade of deception.
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So was fudge outlawed or not?
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(groans) Listen, all I know
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is the fudge factory
at the Edge of Town is abandoned.
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There is no fudge factory
at the Edge of Town.
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I guess you'll never know
'cause I'm such a great liar.
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-Too bad there's no way to find out.
-Hmm. Okay. Take me there.
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I'm so sorry, you said take...
take you there?
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Free dessert is my jam.
It's not even my birthday.
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-I know it's not your birthday!
-Hannibal, keep it down.
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I cannot be branded a sweet swindler.
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Sorry, Viceroy, it's not you.
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Marci's mother is coming to town.
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I know. Ruth sent me
a McFist Friend message.
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-We're McFist buddies.
-Un-McFist her immediately!
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The woman's a snoop!
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If she finds my weapons
of ninja destruction
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it'll be all over her blog!
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Everybody will know I'm trying
to destroy the Ninja.
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You're being paranoid. Ruth is a doll.
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Yeah. A doll who's trying
to ruin my reputation!
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Gotta hide the WND's.
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You know that would take
an empty building
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the size of three airplane hangers!
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How big is this abandoned
fudge factory at the Edge of Town?
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It's, um, the size
of three airplane hangers.
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What about that abandoned fudge
factory at the Edge of Town
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-I keep hearing about?
-That ain't real.
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(grunts) So you would have me believe
that not only was fudge
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a staple of early Norrisvillians,
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but also appeared on our city flag?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But only for six months.
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Mm-hmm. Ah, because
that's when the great...
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What'd you call it again?
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Fudge-trocity.
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Right, the fudge-trocity
of ought eight happened.
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That's what you expect me to believe?
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It is what I expect
you to believe. Mm-hmm.
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(laughs) You said
it happened in ought seven.
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Um, that's, uh...
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(whispers) Come on,
blade of deception.
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Because it started
in December of ought seven
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and didn't end till January
of ought eight, yes!
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All right, Cunningham. All right.
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Great. You believe me.
Now just admit it
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and we can save ourselves
a trip to the Edge of Town.
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Oh, no! I don't believe
a word you're saying.
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We're going to the Edge of Town.
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Next stop, Edge of Town!
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(bus driver) Next stop, Main Street.
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This is why I never ride the bus.
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It takes forever
to get anywhere. (groans)
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-(horn honking)
-Breaker, breaker.
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We got these freight shakers
all loaded up with WND's.
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Viceroy, what's your twenty, good buddy?
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I'm sitting right next to you.
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You have to say "breaker."
Who are you texting?
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I'm just letting Ruth know
I can't pick her up at the airport.
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(gasps) Don't mention our scheme!
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Don't tell her anything!
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Put the hammer down.
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We gotta stash these WND's
at the fudge factory.
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Calm down, we're almost there.
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-Edge of Town's just over this hill.
-Copy that!
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(tires screeching)
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(groans) Where is it?
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Breaker,
there's no abandoned fudge factory
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on the Edge of Town.
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Then build me one!
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-You have to say "breaker."
-(grumbles) Breaker.
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Why did Milo Fudglington
build his factory on the Edge of Town
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rather than the Norrisville's
bustling factory district?
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Um, because he was
in a bitter feud with the notorious
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anti-chocolate Sheriff Bart. I think.
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Ahh, you said commissioner Williams
was anti-chocolate.
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Sheriff Bart supported it privately
but wouldn't go on the record.
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Did I? (nervous chuckle)
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You are good at this.
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Cunningham, you're lying!
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Just admit you're the world's
worst liar and we can go home.
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Ugh. Fine.
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I went in the Nomicon,
they gave me the blade of deception
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but maybe it needs
to be sharpened or something,
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because I'm still a terrible liar
and there is no fudge factory.
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-Liar!
-No, that's the truth.
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-Then what's that?
-Hmm?
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-(gasps) That's impossible.
-I know!
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-You made it sound so fake.
-Because it was fake.
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-I was lying.
-(gasps)
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You were lying
by telling me the truth?
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Cunningham,
that is some level ten deception.
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Ho-ho. That is fudge worthy.
(kisses fingers)
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-There is no fudge.
-Yeah, right.
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I can't trust a word you say.
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But I made this place up.
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I thought I made it up.
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(gasps)
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-(door opens)
-You forgot to stash this!
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What if Ruth found it?
She'd tell everyone!
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I'm sorry. I was so busy building
an abandoned fudge factory
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and filling it with your WND's,
it must have slipped my mind.
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-Apology not accepted, Viceroy.
-Hmph!
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That whole building's filled
with weapons of ninja destruction!
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Howard. (grunts)
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-Howard. Howard?
-(Howard) Nooo!
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I'm coming, buddy. (grunts)
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-(grunting)
-Howard, are you okay?
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No, I'm not okay!
There's no fudge in this place!
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It's all traps. Now, get me outta here!
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(grunting)
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Wow, you are really stuck in here.
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(grunts, yells)
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What are you doing? Get in here.
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-(grunting)
-I'm updating my McFist Friend status.
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You're like a teenager with that thing.
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Ooh. What's with the beeping?
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That's my ninja detector.
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It detects the Ninja, then it beeps.
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-Hey.
-Ninja?
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Oh, I'm totally gonna
McSnapster pic that.
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-Ninja! Get the Ninja!
-(beeps)
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Ninja claw cut! Yah!
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(grunts) Whoa!
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(grunts) Ninja knock yourself out!
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Whoa! Watch it,
I'm cowering in here.
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Ahh!
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This made up fudge factory
is supposed to be abandoned.
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Abandoned!
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(grunts)
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Throw every WND we got at him, Viceroy.
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-Viceroy? Viceroy!
-Were you talking to me?
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-Ninja phone slice!
-Ha!
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Where's your fancy
McMe phone now, Viceroy?
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-Viceroy? Viceroy!
-Family plan.
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(gasps)
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Ninja chain-cicle.
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(yelling)
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All right, Mc...
Are you kidding me?
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-Get him!
-Oh, boy.
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-(grunting)
-(laughs)
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Wow, that is a lot of robo-apes.
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All right, that's enough.
The time has come, Ninja.
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You're about to be destroyed!
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Eh... How are we gonna
destroy this guy?
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Hmm.
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Every once in a while, Viceroy.
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Every once in a while.
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(grunting)
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Kind of in the middle of something!
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(gasps) Hannibal!
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-(groans)
-Mmm.
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-Hannibal.
-Ruth.
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-Ruthie!
-Willem!
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-Ooh!
-So, how'd you find us...
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at this factory...
nobody knew about?
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Willem's McFist Friend status.
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-(grumbles)
-Mmm.
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I'm totally gonna McSnapster pic that.
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-I'm sorry, honey. She insisted.
-(gasps)
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Why are you playing with that ninja?
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Eh, because, well, truth is...
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we went to college together.
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As... hmm, roommates.
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(Randy) "Deception is a blade
that cuts both ways."
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It wasn't giving me
the blade of deception,
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it was warning me not to lie.
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Here's the truth, Ruth.
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McFist is an evil villain.
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He makes weapons
of ninja destruction
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and built this abandoned fudge factory
to hide them from you.
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(laughter)
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(all laugh)
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That is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever hear of.
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Hannibal? A villain?
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This bozo can't keep
a fudge factory open.
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I mean, fudge.
It's recession proof.
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-Huh?
-Put that ninja down.
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We have a reservation
at McFlubbusters.
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I know how to score some free cake.
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-(birthday horn sounds)
-(chuckles)
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-Hmm.
-(grumbles)
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Oh, be nice.
She had a long flight.
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-That I paid for.
-But he tried to destroy me!
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With the saw blades and the robots.
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(groans) Smoke bomb.
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Well, I learned a valuable
lesson about lying.
244
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,382
If you do it, you might end up
in a warehouse
245
00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:48,288
full of killer robots, giant saws, etc.
246
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,125
(brakes squeal)
247
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:53,038
(stomach growling)
I learned a lesson too.
248
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,875
-(rumbling)
-(grunting)
249
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:57,709
Eventually, you have to pay
for the free cake.
250
00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:59,132
(flatulence sounds)
251
00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:01,038
(gasping)
252
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,245
'Sup, hungry peeps.
253
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,213
Hizzle sizzle casting at you live
from the ultimate Flav fest,
254
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,001
the Best Buds Tasting Competish.
255
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,083
Look out!
Big tongue, coming through.
256
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,956
(laughs) Mm-hmm.
257
00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,831
(grunts)
258
00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,707
Thank you, thank you.
259
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:18,832
Best Buds defending champs, eat it up.
260
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,077
Howard, you know
who's not posing for pictures?
261
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,246
Our competition.
They're hungry, Howard. Literally.
262
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,043
Cunningham, relax.
263
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,075
I'm just giving their eyes
a taste of what they came for.
264
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,830
Moments away from lick off,
weiner-migos.
265
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,497
Let's review the rule-ios.
266
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,503
The feeder feeds,the taster tastes,
267
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,963
points are pointed and the top teamsmove to the next round.
268
00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:45,751
The top tasting team takesthe title of Best Buds.
269
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,754
(slurps)
270
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,174
(gagging)
271
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,580
(Viceroy) I must admit,
272
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,997
I was rather surprised you wanted
to enter this contest with Bash.
273
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:56,503
Marci says I have to bond with the boy.
274
00:11:56,583 --> 00:12:00,253
And if we don't win that trophy,
Mom says you have to take me camping!
275
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,503
Got a lot riding on this, Viceroy!
276
00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:08,003
Mm-hmm. And my nanopartical tongue sock
will cheat you straight to victory, baby.
277
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,883
-(beeping)
-(babbling)
278
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,999
-I don't taste nothing.
-Viceroy.
279
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:17,668
-(grunting)
-(beeping)
280
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,710
Ap-uhl.
281
00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,082
Uh, apple?
282
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,036
-Mm-hmm.
-(giggles)
283
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:29,539
-Soup.
-Mah! What kind of soup?
284
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,705
Alphabet. And you know what it spells?
285
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,082
Calm down. I know you wanna win.
286
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,166
I wanna win, but...
287
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,330
Plantain.
Can't you have some fun too?
288
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,417
No time for fun.
We need to warm up.
289
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,750
Warm up? I am never cooled off.
290
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:44,674
Hm. Okay, concentrate.
291
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,000
What kind of pepper
did I ram down your throat?
292
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,503
You wanna win this?
Dial in, baby. Howard!
293
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:53,423
-Howard! Oh, boy.
-(screaming)
294
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,750
What have I done?
295
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,964
The nurse says it could be hours
till you can taste again.
296
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,961
-We're shoobed.
-(with lisp) And you stink at tasting.
297
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,541
No. I stink at tasting.
298
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,535
Hold down the fort
and maybe I'll get my taste back.
299
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,205
No. I gotta hold down the fort.
300
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,791
Maybe you'll get your taste back.
Quick, switch places.
301
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,285
Round one, Noodle-Rama!
302
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,785
Okay, pastafarians,
on your mark, get set,
303
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,575
what's in your mouth?
304
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,497
(slurps)
305
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:21,133
Spaghetti. Some sort of meat ball
with garlic and basil!
306
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:24,788
-Lick down, four points!
-Yes! Super awesome!
307
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,747
Mmm. Oh.
308
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,924
Just a hint of... and subtle notes...
309
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,830
there's a floral, yet earthy...
310
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,377
-I have no idea!
-(buzzer sounds)
311
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:37,378
-I'm eating food.
-Yeah, I know you're eating food.
312
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,128
-What are you eating?
-Uh...
313
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,668
(beeping)
314
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,080
(Bash) To-ma-toes.
315
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,746
Ra-vi-ol-is.
316
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:47,754
Par-me-sian and or-eg-ano.
Are these words?
317
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,834
(bell dings)
318
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,787
Mm. Mm-hmm. Okay.
319
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,035
Macaroni-ish but also butter-esque.
320
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,035
Melty and warm yellow.
I'm feeling yellow.
321
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,625
Lot of yellow.
322
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,789
-(groans)
-(bell dings)
323
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,035
Macaroni and cheese? This is so hard.
324
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,455
Round onezo's donezo.
325
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,542
Say ciao to the losing chow hounds.
326
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,625
(Heidi) Two teamsare tongue-tied for the lead
327
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:12,919
while the reigning champsbarely survived.
328
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,830
- Chew it or lose it, boys!
-Ugh.
329
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,957
We are losing it.
We gotta chew it.
330
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,211
-And whose fault is that?
-You're right,
331
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,495
I should check the Ninja Nomicon
for... for something.
332
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,963
That's not what I said.
333
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:26,081
Hmm. (grunts)
334
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,376
(yelling)
335
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,538
Okay, Nomicon, we're barely
holding on out there. What do ya got?
336
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,995
"Sometimes the only way
to push forward is pull back."
337
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,249
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Very helpful,
338
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,673
for a paddling contest!
339
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,630
I don't need lessons.
I need, like, super taste! Yeah.
340
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,499
Super taste, you got that, right?
341
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,293
Come on, you're the Nomicon.
You gotta have something for this.
342
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,995
Clock is ticking.
Hit me with super taste.
343
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:55,333
I want super taste! (grunts)
344
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:56,537
Hmm?
345
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,423
Hmm?
346
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,667
Uh.
347
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,080
-(gasps)
-Well?
348
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,376
(smacks lips, chuckles)
Super taste.
349
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,418
-Super taste?
-Super taste.
350
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,330
-Super taste?
-Super taste.
351
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,457
Me thinks it's the medieval round.
352
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,422
Let's count down Roman style.
353
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:31,500
I-I-I. I-I. I. Consumption!
354
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,043
(babbling) Porridge?
355
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,915
-What? That ain't a real thing.
-(bell dings)
356
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,830
-The boy's a natural. We're a lock!
-Mm-hmm.
357
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:41,787
I'm sure my invention
has nothing to do with it.
358
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,245
Way to turn a "me" thing
into a "you" thing.
359
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,166
Ah. Mmm.
360
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,209
That is mutton in a broth of cabbage
361
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,381
and salted herring
with pickled barley. (chuckles)
362
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,328
(Randy) The mutton was seared
in hearth at 375 degrees.
363
00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:03,917
The cabbage, organic.
364
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,960
The barley comes
from a farm in west...
365
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:08,581
mmm, North Umberland.
366
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,077
(bell dings)
367
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,626
(audience cheers)
368
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,753
You may have some competition after all.
369
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,674
Crank it, Viceroy!
I do not sleep in a tent.
370
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:20,830
(beeps)
371
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,537
-♪ Chew it or lose it ♪
-(inaudible dialogue)
372
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,665
♪ It's all about mind over mouth ♪
373
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:31,170
♪ Feel your tastebuds come alive ♪
374
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,040
(song continues, indistinct)
375
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,376
♪ Chew it or lose it ♪
376
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,078
-(rock music continues)
-(beeping)
377
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,376
(bell dings)
378
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,375
(inaudible dialogue)
379
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,579
(bell dinging)
380
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,171
(song ends)
381
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:59,035
Prepare for launch, tasternauts.
382
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:03,745
The final round is Space Food.
383
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:04,964
Huh?
384
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:09,077
Um, ew. When did you sister
get that zit?
385
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,076
(grunting)
386
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,916
(scraping)
387
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,420
(gasps)
388
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,497
(sounds intensify)
389
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,830
(sounds intensify)
390
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,455
-(explosion)
-(gasping)
391
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:28,212
(yells) What's happening to me?
392
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:33,291
Three, two, one,
blast off to planet yum!
393
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,285
(laughs)
394
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,785
(grunts)
395
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,670
Tastes overwhelming.
396
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,540
It's freeze dried tofu.
Powdered pot roast.
397
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,415
-Liquified broccoli.
-(bell dings)
398
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,830
-Ha!
-Thinks he's gonna win, does he?
399
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:48,957
We'll see about that.
400
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,671
Crank that tongue.
Crank it all the way!
401
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,500
It hasn't been tested all the way.
402
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,083
All the way!
403
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,876
(beeping)
404
00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:58,829
All right, focus.
I've got a camping trip to not go on.
405
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,627
-(high pitched whining)
-Hey, this is tickly.
406
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:04,209
Bad tickly. (grunts)
407
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,131
Oooh!
408
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,581
(screams)
409
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,037
Yeee. What's that?
410
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,915
(roars)
411
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,920
That's "all the way".
412
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,960
(grunting)
413
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:17,671
(mumbled) This isn't very fun.
414
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,290
It's a tongue-tastrophy! (shrieks)
415
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,000
-Viceroy, stop that thing!
-How am I supposed to do that?
416
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,503
Tongue sock's out of control.
417
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,253
And it's hungry.
418
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,883
(groaning)
419
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:31,169
(people screaming)
420
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:36,040
-I think it's Ninja o'clock.
-No, it's Ninja o'clock.
421
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,285
Time to fight... somehow.
422
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,706
(Randy) Ah. My eyes,
I felt that in my eyes!
423
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,165
Whoa. It's so nasty.
424
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,040
My senses are on overwonk.
425
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,955
Taste, sight, smell, hearing.
426
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,711
Feels like I'm forgetting one.
427
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,825
Touch. I forgot touch.
428
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:55,377
That hurt so bad.
429
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:57,461
(gasps) Ow.
430
00:18:57,542 --> 00:19:00,332
-(roars)
-(yelling)
431
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,753
(groans)
432
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:07,004
Salsa, so spicy. It burns!
433
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,043
-Ninja!
-Ah. Milk.
434
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,075
So cool. So cold.
I'm freezing.
435
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,746
-(with lisp) You're a mess.
-No, Howard, I'm a mess.
436
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,924
I have been ever since
I yelled at the Nomicon.
437
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,670
-(yells)
-You yelled at me too.
438
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:23,749
(Randy) "Sometimes the only wayto push forward is to pull back."
439
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:27,674
(grunts) I pushed Howard
and I pushed the Nomicon too hard.
440
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,540
So, it pushed back harder.
441
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,915
I think I have to pull back?
442
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:33,879
(screeching)
443
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,791
-Are you okay?
-I gotta be honest,
444
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,995
I haven't understood
a word you've said all day.
445
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:58,959
Hmm?
446
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,631
Ninja body block.
447
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,959
Howard, my ninja super senses,
448
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,081
I think I can control 'em. Huh?
449
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,876
-(screeching)
-Ninja block. Ninja block.
450
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:09,579
Ninja block. Ninja tentacle yank!
451
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,457
Oh-hoo-hoo! This is the cheese!
452
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:15,172
I can see better.
I can hear better. I can smell...
453
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,630
that you haven't changed
your underwear in three...
454
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,499
(groans) ...four days.
455
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,713
Hey! Thanks for saying that
in front of everybody.
456
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:26,712
(growls)
457
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,961
Hmm? (sniffs)
458
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:31,827
(grunting)
459
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,080
Ha, Ninja pepper pull!
460
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,286
(yells)
461
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:38,575
(gulps)
462
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,497
Ha!
463
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,077
(groans)
464
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,996
Tastes like victory.
465
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,883
(grunts) Booo!
466
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,209
Smoke bomb!
467
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,457
Come on, Howard.
We can still win this thing.
468
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,502
Really? You're gonna start
with that again?
469
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,883
Uh, I mean, if you want... if you want.
470
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,039
As the only team
who stayed at their table,
471
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,955
the new Best Buds are
Stevens and food girl.
472
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,331
Yes!
473
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,787
I'm so psyched!
474
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,825
(plays tune)
475
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,627
You made us lose! I'm telling Ma!
476
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,829
-Hmph.
-What are you smirking at?
477
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:18,207
-You're coming camping with us.
-But I hate the outdoors.
478
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:19,711
I know.
479
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,252
Howard, I'm sorry.
480
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,963
Thanks to me,
we're not the Best Buds anymore.
481
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:26,381
We may not have won Best Buds,
but we're always gonna be...
482
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:27,538
best buds.
483
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,081
(both laughing)
484
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,666
That's so good.
That almost sounded sincere.
485
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,250
I know, right?
486
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,383
You know,
I think my taste is finally back.
487
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,998
Maybe we should
pop down to the bucket,
488
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,673
start training for next year, huh?
489
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,500
-Your treat?
-It's always my treat.
490
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,293
(Howard) And that's my treat.
491
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:52,379
(theme music playing)
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