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-♪ Go, Ninja! ♪
-(Randy) I was chosen
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to protect my schoolfrom the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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(bell ringing)
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Sorry, I'm late. I was uh...
studying. For... geometry.
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Mm-hm. And I suppose you were
destroying a Robo-Ape
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to find the area
of an isosceles triangle?
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Yes! Isosceles triangle!
That is exactly correct.
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There's no such thing as an
isosceles triangle! I just made that up!
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Admit it! You lied! You were off
Ninja-ing without me!
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I didn't lie. It's just Ninjas work alone,
which bothers you... So... I lied.
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-I... (gasps)
-(clinking sound)
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The chin-waggers at the school board
insist I conduct a Safety Seminar!
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But I believe in
learn-by-doing.
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So I present:
The Three-Legged Safety Search!
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(handcuffs clinking)
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See what happens when you
leave me hanging?
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I could've been zip-tied to Flute Girl!
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I'm so psyched that we're partners,
Stevens. Are you so psyched?
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♪ So sweet ♪
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Seriously, Stevens?
Your band pin?!
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You know what this symbolizes?!
I'm your girl!
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The school has 23 danger zones,
all off-limits.
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Access them, photograph yourselves,
and return unscathed.
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Howard, you know
you can count on me.
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Except when
I can't count on you!
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The team with the most snappies
chooses tomorrow's gym activity!
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I'm gonna win! I'm gonna make
all youse do something painful!
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-Your butts aren't gonna like it!
-(all gulping)
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OK, Cunningham, you want to prove I can
count on you? Then let's win this thing.
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We'll be heroes to every butt in class!
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I need to know you're with me
no matter what.
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I am with you no matter what.
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Also, I have no choice.
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Each team must return properly
zip-tied or you're disqualified!
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Good? Great!
On your marks, set...
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Three-legged safety search!
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My deliverance is nigh!
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One day, every one hundred
years, for one minute,
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the Sorcerer Key is revealed!
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The key holds the power to
unlock my vile prison.
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But every century, it eludes me!
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(old-timey piano music)
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The Key eludes me!
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(dramatic orchestral music)
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The Key eludes me!
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(light-tempo music)
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The Key eludes me!
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(sobs)
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(techno music)
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Today, I will not be thwarted!
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The Sorcerer Key will be mine!
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(evil chuckle)
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(both) Mm-mm.
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See? I told you, buddy.
You can count of me.
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-And... Sky Carp One.
-What's left?
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Well, we already got the
Girls Cobra Training Club,
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JV Human Hamster Ballin',
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and the Fire Toboggan Run.
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Yeah! Yes, we burned all our
arm hair off. Yes, permanently.
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And yes, it was worth it.
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Sorry I got my cheese in a knot
about that whole Ninja thing.
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Hey, cheese happens. It's cool.
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Sorry, Randy can't come
to the Nomicon right now.
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He's busy winning a safety search. Beep!
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Well... yeah... I... just...
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Aw, come on, Cunningham!
One danger zone left and we win!
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This is our chance to be heroes!
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-Together!
-I'll shloomp, I'll vloomp
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and I'll be right back!
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No! No shloomp! No vloomp!
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When we win,
we can lay out all the wrestling mats
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and take an hour-long nap. It'll be
gym class without the gym! Or the class!
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Really gotta take this.
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Outta the way!
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We're gonna win!
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Which means you're
gonna lose! Whoo!
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Cunningham, I am not letting you
shoob this for us!
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And so it was that the First Ninja cast
the Sorcerer into a bottomless pit
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and sealed it
with the Eye of Eternity.
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The Ninja locked the stone
with a magic key.
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Knowing the key was too dangerous
to possess, the Ninja hid it away.
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Yet every 100 years, the key reveals its
resting place in hopes of being found.
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That time is now!
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Oh! My! Ninja! So what do I do?
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The Sorcerer Key
must be found immediately.
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The sunlight and the stone will
work together to guide you...
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Sunlight. Stone.
Got it.
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(grunts) Ow!
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What the juice?!
Where are we? Ow!
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N.H.S. spelunking caverns!
The final place on the safety search list!
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-Ow!
-That one's on you!
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OK, come on,
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the next danger zone's up there
by that razor-sharp rock formation!
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Yeah, about that...
Slight change of plans.
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I have to bail on the hunt
and go find the Sorcerer Key!
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What do I care
about a stupid key?
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I'm sorry.
But I have to do this!
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No, we are doing this!
We were doing this first!
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Hey! The Nomicon said "immediately,"
so I'm going! Immediately!
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Fine! You go your way,
I'll go mine!
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(both grunting)
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What're you gonna do? Drag me?
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(grunting)
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You... Have...
a surprisingly powerful leg.
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-(buzzing)
-(nervous laughter)
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Huh?!
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You gave Cynthia a band pin?!
How many girls have these?
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Ah, it's so bad... (sobbing)
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The taste of romance gone wrong!
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It takes a full century
for this brew to mature!
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This fetid fondue
will allow me to command
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whomever is under my spell
to find the Sorcerer Key!
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(evil laughter)
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Now the sunlight and the stone will work
together to lead me to the Key!
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I stopped listening four
hallways ago.
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Locker 216! So mystical!
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Great, you found it.
Let's mark that spot, turn in our pics,
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and come back after we've won.
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Yes! (laughing)
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The Key is within my grasp!
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No, no!
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No!
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Gotta suit up! Sorry Howard,
Ninja works alone.
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Uh-uh. If you cut the tie, we'll
be disqualified from the search!
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That Sorcerer Key belongs to me!
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Ooof!
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What're you "oofin'" about?
I'm the one who hit the wall!
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Uh, Ninja. Ah!
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That thing almost crushed us!
You are off your game today, Ninja.
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(roaring)
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Ninja...!
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The sunlight and the stone
will work together. Work together...
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That's it! Its three legs are
working together.
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Howard, you were right.
I need your help.
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Oh, what do ya know?
Mr. Always-Works-Alone needs me.
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I'm the sunlight,
you're the stone!
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Why can't I be the sunlight?
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Fine! You're the sunlight!
Point is, I need you, brodeo!
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I'm in! And I'm not completely
sold on "brodeo."
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(grunting)
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Victory is mine, Ninja.
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The only way to fight three legs
is with three legs workin' together!
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Follow my lead.
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Not my idea
of working together!
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Forget the Ninja!
Get the Key!
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Oh, he is so
not getting the Key!
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That's our Key!
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Weinerman hurl!
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How do you de-stank a
three-legged mutant band geek?
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Band Pin! Stevens gave it to
Flute Girl. She's crazy for him.
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But you know Stevens,
dude's a tomcat.
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All right! Ninja pin slice!
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No! Eluded!
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Stevens, I have only one thing
to say to you...
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Waa-waaa!
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♪ Not sweet ♪
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It's official.
We're both the Ninja!
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I want my own mask. And a sword.
But no scarf. Maybe a cape.
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Wait, shh.
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OK, Nomicon, let's do this...
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The Sorcerer's strength
is growing.
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You must protect the Key,
for you will need it in the Final Battle.
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No prob. Protect the key and...
final battle with the Sorcerer?!
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On second thought,
Ninja is more of a solo thing.
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-What's up?
-Just chillin', it's all good.
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Dude, I'm gonna fight the Sorcerer!
How honkin' Bruce is that?
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I mean, it's honkin' scary
but it's honkin' Bruce.
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-Oh, yeah!
-Bash!
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We can still win the safety search!
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If we work together!
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(bell ringing)
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We did it, Cunningham!
We won the Safety Search!
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Our dream of sleeping through gym class
is finally coming true!
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Well, partially true.
Technically, we tied with Bash.
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Technically-shmechnically.
(yawns) I'm gettin' my nap on!
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At the sound of my tweeter,
commence Dodge Sleep!
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-(whistle blows)
-(yelling)
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(boy) Ha! I hit that kid in the butt!
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(chicken clucking)
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And what are we
doin' this weekend?
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Seems like there
was something going on...
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Awesome, CluckFest!
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This weekend!
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I can't wait
to stretch my wings.
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Eh, I can't remember what it is.
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(man) CluckFest!
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Cock-a-doodle hey,it's your main chick, H-Wow!
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The 43rd annual CluckFest
is flapping our way this weekend!
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We're givin' big ups to the Ville's
most delicious citizens!
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Yeah! CluckFest is the jam!
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It's my second favorite animal-fest!
Right behind Meow-Madness.
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Howard, you know I can't
go to CluckFest, because of my... issue.
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Issue? What issue?
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The issue that has kept me from
going to every CluckFest ever.
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You know,
my ba-kawk issue?
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Gaw! Your idiotic fear of
chickens is ruining our life!
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Ruining our life? Really? It's
ruining our CluckFest maybe...
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The first 500 bros in
line get a free two-Bro box!
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I can't get it by myself!
I'm only one bro! Ruining! Our! Life!
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No, I can't do it!
I am not going to CluckFest!
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(Bash) What'd you say, shoobie?!
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I'm tossin' out
the first nugget at CluckFest!
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Everybody has to be there!
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If I don't see both of youse,
I'm gonna point at ya,
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I'm gonna laugh at ya, and I'm
gonna punch ya in the guts!
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Uh, Bash, my sister's wedding is
this weekend, so I'm not gonna be able...
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(laughing) Everybody!
Especially you two.
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Now we have to be there,
Cunningham. Both of us!
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Aw man, I have to go to CluckFest.
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-♪ CluckFest ♪
-NinjaNomicon, I might, possibly,
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just a little bit have
a mortal fear of chickens.
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Also, roosters.
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Please tell me you got some fear-fightin'
Ninja trick up your sleeve.
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"To control your fear,
you must embrace your fear."
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What the juice?! Why can't you
give me a simple answer, just once?
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Please don't be a chicken!
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That's not a chicken, that's a
Robo-Cyclops. That I can handle.
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Ninja-time!
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Ninja...!
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OK, Cyclops,
feast your eye on this!
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Ninja eye poke!
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(electrical zapping)
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(all cheering)
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No, please, that's not necessary.
Well, OK, if you must here I am.
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(clucking)
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Yeah! Chicken!
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Nothing scary about those.
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Smokebomb.
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A one-eyed robot
with zero depth perception?
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You had no plan. Just admit it!
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The robot's awkwardly-proportioned
single eye was supposed to strike fear
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into the heart of the Ninja.
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Well, it didn't!
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Next time you're gonna try to strike fear
into the heart of the Ninja,
237
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try figuring out what he's
scared of first!
238
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:57,996
That's it!
239
00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,463
I know it's it! I said it!
What'd I say?
240
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:04,002
We need a device that will
identify the Ninja's greatest fear.
241
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,923
Then we can turn his fear
against him!
242
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000
I said that? Boy, I am good.
243
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,963
Come here!. Hey, get back here!
244
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,791
Fine, I'll go! I'll go!
245
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,995
We gotta get you over this whole chicken
thing! Let's go down to Charlie Clucker's.
246
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,083
We'll split a
family pack with two sides!
247
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,536
Howard, I'm only afraid of them
before they're breaded and deep-fried.
248
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,915
Have you ever looked in a chicken's eyes?
There's nothin' there.
249
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,670
(humming)
250
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,165
Gulp!
251
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,713
Huh. Maybe it's defective.
252
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,995
(groans, gasps)
253
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,579
A Minotaur!
254
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,128
Playing smooth jazz!
On a flugelhorn!
255
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:59,918
That rhino just
farted out my worst fear!
256
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,380
(screaming)
257
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:08,745
(chuckles) I have to admit,
this time, I nailed it.
258
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:09,964
My latest creation...
259
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,881
My creation! Continue...
260
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:16,919
...uses an emotion sensor to determine
its victim's greatest fear.
261
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,210
Then it excretes a primordial pudding
which forms into said victim's said fear.
262
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,831
It farts your worst fear?
Feels like a cheap gag.
263
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:27,207
You can't go wrong
with a classic, baby.
264
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,075
Leave me alone!
265
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,002
(groaning)
266
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,083
-(farting noise)
-(screaming)
267
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,166
(boy) He's judging me from
behind those tinted lenses!
268
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,165
When the Ninja shows up
to stop the Rhino-Saurus,
269
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,290
he'll be so paralyzed by his fear,
270
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,915
we'll capture him easily!
271
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,630
I love it! Not crazy about the
name "Rhino-Saurus",
272
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,999
-but I love everything else!
-Mmm-hmm.
273
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,673
(all screaming)
274
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,883
(gasps)
275
00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:09,079
I'm you in 25 years!
276
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:13,416
But you look just like...
my mom! (screams)
277
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,380
Slow down! I can't run so fast.
I got the bunions.
278
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,378
(screaming continues)
279
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,878
That's... weird.
280
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,750
What is going on?
281
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,794
I don't know.
But I know who's gonna fix it!
282
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,875
The Ninja.
Ninja's gonna fix it.
283
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,539
Ooh, good. 'Cause I do not
want to deal with that.
284
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:41,875
Stay back, Dr. Feinstein! I'm not supposed
to see you for two more weeks!
285
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,249
Hope you've been wearing
your head gear!
286
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,962
The doctor is out... cold!
287
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,041
So-so zing, Ninja!
288
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,285
-(screams)
-Huh?
289
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,002
Thanks, Ninja.
290
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,790
Soprano Sax! The most terrifying
of all woodwinds!
291
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,875
What the juice
are you supposed to be?
292
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,076
Huh?
293
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,076
(farting sound)
294
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:11,036
(both laughing)
295
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
-Uh-oh.
-Chickens!
296
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,375
Just punch them!
297
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,918
So awful!
Eight toes, dangling wattles.
298
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,080
Did you know they have more bones
in their necks than giraffes?!
299
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,960
That can't be good.
300
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:38,879
We did it! We got him!
301
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:44,249
They're the closest living creature to the
T-Rex still in existence! In existence!
302
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,923
Ohh, chickens. That is some sad
business right there.
303
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,080
Tragic.
304
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,326
The Sorcerer's gonna
be so jazzed!
305
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,327
(snoring)
306
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,668
You're so good.
307
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,080
A headless chicken can run the
length of a football field!
308
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,036
A football field! With no head!
309
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:07,375
That's right, Ninja!
We know your worst fear!
310
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:10,668
Who's a good boy? Who did such a
good job capturing the Ninja?
311
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:14,040
Hannibal, that is a highly specialized
piece of Ninja-fighting equipment!
312
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,165
He is not a pet!
313
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,670
Look at him!
Look at him! He likes it!
314
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,792
Oh, dear.
315
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:24,955
Oh, heavens. It's Stevie Miller!
My childhood nemesis!
316
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,831
Hey, Viceroy!
Drop it like it's snot!
317
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,167
(squealing)
318
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:34,080
Quit playing with your little friend!
We have a Ninja to destroy!
319
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,165
Geh!
320
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,829
Clown!
321
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,997
Get it together! You're a Ninja!
They're just chickens!
322
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,133
Back up, back up, back up!
323
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,961
I'm freaking out.
324
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,421
"To control your fear,
you must embrace your fear."
325
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,000
OK, control fear, embrace fear.
326
00:18:56,083 --> 00:19:01,713
Embracing fear. It's all good.
You're not feathered rats...
327
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,382
We're embracing, we're hugging.
328
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,128
Or you're about
to peck my eyes out.
329
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,378
Stop it, we're all friend...
Look how many friends I have.
330
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,998
Come lie down with me.
331
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:16,173
I'm not afraid. I just conquered
my fears! Boom! Fearless! Me!
332
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:20,380
There's nothing you can do, Rhino-Saurus!
I officially have no fear!
333
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,713
Oh, boy.
334
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:28,252
OK, Starting to feel fear here.
Definitely fear.
335
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,333
Gotta stay calm. I can beat this.
336
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,207
Giant chicken!
337
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:38,041
Oh, it's disgusting!
I can see its gizzard!
338
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,627
Oh, man, I gotta hug the rooster!
339
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:48,131
Ugh! I'm embracing my fear!
And it's awful!
340
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:51,748
The Ninja's escaping!
Get him!
341
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,884
I'm riding my fear.
I hate this so much.
342
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:58,629
We had the Ninja and we lost him!
This is all your fault, Viceroy!
343
00:19:58,709 --> 00:20:01,289
Yeah! Way to go, Viceroy!
344
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,035
(Viceroy) Stevie! Stop it!
345
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,213
Ugh, feathers... in my mouth.
346
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,673
Ninja, I'm getting out of here.
347
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,044
Run, rooster, run!
348
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:21,043
Yes! Soar, mighty rooster, soar!
349
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:26,325
Oh, right. The longest sustained flight by
a chicken or rooster is only 13 seconds...
350
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,167
Hold together, baby!
Just a few more seconds!
351
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:44,000
Thank you, noble bird. Perhaps you
are not as disgusting as I thought.
352
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:48,632
I take it back!
That was shnasty!
353
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,921
(grunting)
354
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,042
(all cheering)
355
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,665
Yes! Smokebomb!
356
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,080
♪ CluckFest ♪
357
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:07,791
Yeah! It's a good thing all youse showed
up to watch me throw out this nugget!
358
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,915
Otherwise, I would've had to
punch you in the guts!
359
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,540
Whoo!
360
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,745
Here you go, sweetheart.
361
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,920
-(flatulence sound)
-Right in the guts!
362
00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:23,042
Aren't you glad you conquered
your fear so you could see that?
363
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:26,705
I am. But I didn't exactly
conquer my fear. I just embraced it.
364
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,042
What does that mean?
365
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,995
I don't know, man. I hugged
a rooster at 35,000 feet.
366
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,963
I guess they don't freak me out
as much anymore. Ah, chicken!
367
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,881
Oh, what, like you're not
afraid of anything?
368
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:38,079
Nothing comes to mind.
369
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,626
Ah! Chicken's gone!
370
00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:43,379
Nooo!
371
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,668
Really?
372
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,995
(jazz music)
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