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>> O'Brien: TONIGHT ON
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"HOT PACKAGE" -- OUCH!
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TRAGEDY ON SET -- "HOT PACKAGE"
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HAS THE HEART-BREAKING FOOTAGE.
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>> YOU'RE ASKING ME.
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I'M GETTING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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>> Roark: DON COSTELLO,
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AMERICA'S FAVORITE FUNNY MAN.
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>> Beckles: CONCERNS ABOUT HIS
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IMMEDIATE HEALTH.
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>> O'Brien: WE'LL PROVIDE
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UP-TO-THE-MINUTE COVERAGE.
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IT'S AN "H.P."...
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OKAY.
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>> Beckles: "HOT PACKAGE" DIGS
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UP MORE RAP CLASSICS.
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>> Roark: DRUGS.
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>> Beckles: HE WAS ON A "ROID"
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TO NOWHERE.
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I SIT DOWN WITH GREGG VALENTINO
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AND HIS ARMS IN A VERY SPECIAL
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"ONES ON ONE."
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>> WELL, I [BLEEP] ALL OVER HIS
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FEET.
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>> O'Brien: THEN...
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>> MY PHONE'S LOSING BATTERY.
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>> Roark: STAR OF "TRUNK,"
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JENNIFER DAY DROPS BY THE STUDIO
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WITH A SPECIAL SONG FOR DON.
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>> O'Brien: MAKEOVER MADNESS,
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FROM BORING BEFORES TO AWESOME
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EVER-AFTERS.
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>> Beckles: AND THE WOMAN WHO
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EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS
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SYLVESTER STALLONE'S MOTHER,
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JACKIE STALLONE, BUT ISN'T, SETS
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THE RECORD STRAIGHT.
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ALL THOSE STORIES AND MORE
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TONIGHT ON "HOT PACKAGE."
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>> HOT.
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>> O'Brien: YOU'RE WATCHING
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"HOT PACKAGE," THE BEST AND ONLY
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AND CURRENT ENTERTAINMENT-NEWS
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PROGRAMMING.
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>> Beckles: WELCOME BACK,
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EVERYONE.
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I'M DERRICK BECKLES, AND THIS IS
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"HOT PACKAGE."
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>> O'Brien: WOW, WHAT A GREAT
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SHOW, AND IF WE'RE LUCKY, DON
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DOESN'T DIE.
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>> Roark: INDEED, PAT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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TIME FOR SOME HOLLYWOOD HEALTH
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TIPS, AND WHO BETTER TO TELL --
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>> Beckles: ACTUALLY, LET'S GET
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TO THIS UNFORTUNATE NEWS FIRST.
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"HOT PACKAGE" RECEIVED THIS
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EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF A MISSING
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CELLPHONE -- THE OWNER,
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AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS
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TANNER MAYES.
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>> O'Brien: IT'S AN
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"H.P. EXCLUSIVE."
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CELLPHONE MISSING, HER ATTEMPTS
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TO RETRIEVE HER PROPERTY LAUGHED
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OFF.
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>> Beckles: THE VIDEO SHOWS THE
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LEADING LADY PATIENTLY PLEADING
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FOR PEOPLE TO HELP HER FIND HER
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PHONE.
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>> REALLY?
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>> AND MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD
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[BLEEP] HELP YOU!
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>> REALLY?! REALLY?!
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REALLY?
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>> YEAH, REALLY.
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>> REALLY?
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>> ARROGANCE IS THE SAME THING.
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>> REALLY?! REALLY?! REALLY?!
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REALLY?!
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>> O'Brien: FINALLY, THE
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EMOTIONALLY BRUISED AND BATTERED
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STARLET, SEEN HERE, IS FORCED TO
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LEAVE THE SET, UNABLE TO
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COMMUNICATE HER ADDRESS IN
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CHINESE.
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>> Beckles: WELL, WE'LL BE
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KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON THIS
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STORY.
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YO, TIME FOR A RAP CLASSIC.
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>> * [ Rapping ] IN COMPETITION,
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I'M THE BEST *
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* THE OTHERS CAN'T WITHSTAND MY
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TEST *
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* I ALWAYS HAVE MY HEAD HELD
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HIGH *
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* THE DECK IS STACKED,
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AND SO AM I *
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>> THE KNOCKOUTS!
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>> I'M GETTING A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN.
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>> Roark: LET'S CHECK IN AS
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CELEBRITIES WISH DON WELL.
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>> DON COSTELLO, YOU'RE AMAZING,
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AND I WISH YOU ARE BACK TO YOUR
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NORMAL 100% SELF SO WE CAN ALL
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CONTINUE LAUGHING AND LOVING YOU
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EVERMORE.
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>> Beckles: AN EXCLUSIVE DEBUT
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OF JENNIFER'S GET-WELL SONG TO
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DON.
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LET'S DO THIS -- TIME FOR A
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HOLLYWOOD MAKEOVER.
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>> O'Brien: WHAT WILL OUR
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MACHIAVELLI OF MAKEOVER PULL OFF
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TONIGHT?
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>> Beckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
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I LIKE THAT ONE, PAT.
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HERE'S STEWART.
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STEWART NEEDED A NEW LOOK --
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STAT.
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WHAT TO DO? CONSULT THE VAULT.
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STEWART LOOKED THROUGH TAPE
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AFTER TAPE OF MY HUNK
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COLLECTION, BUT HE COULDN'T MAKE
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UP HIS MIND.
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HE WANTED TO BE THIS HUNK...
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>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>> Beckles: THEN HE WANTED TO BE
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THIS HUNK...
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>> TURN HIM INTO A HUMAN PIÑATA.
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>> Beckles: ...THEN THIS HUNK...
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Beckles: TAPE AFTER TAPE,
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HUNK AFTER HUNK, STEWART STILL
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COULDN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND.
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STAY TUNED FOR INDECISIVE
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STEWART'S MAKEOVER RESULTS.
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>> O'Brien: STICK AROUND.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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"HOT PACKAGE'S" TROUBADOUR OF
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TRUTH, FASCIST OF FACTS, AND
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DICTATOR OF DETAILS,
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DERRICK BECKLES DOES IT AGAIN.
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IT'S TIME FOR "ONES ON ONE."
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>> Beckles: HERE'S AMERICA'S
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MOST NOTORIOUS ARMS DEALER, BUT
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THE ARMS HE DEALT WERE ATTACHED
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TO HIS BODY.
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HE WAS ARRESTED FOR SELLING
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STEROIDS, AND THEN HIS ARMS
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EXPLODED.
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I SAT DOWN WITH MY MAN
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GREGG VALENTINO, AND IN TYPICAL
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GREGG FASHION, WE COVERED GIRLS,
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DRUGS, AND THE DISABLED.
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YOUR ARMS EXPLODED.
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>> WELL, BASICALLY, I GOT HIT
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WITH A BAT, AND MY ARM BLEW UP
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LIKE A BALLOON, SO I DRAINED IT.
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AND I FILM MYSELF DOING IT.
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AND I JUST DRAINED IT OF BLOOD.
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I MEAN, I HAD LIKE A FREAKING
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LITER.
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I WAS A PINCUSHION AS IT WAS.
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>> Beckles: HOW BIG WERE YOUR
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ARMS AT THEIR BIGGEST POINT?
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>> 27 INCHES.
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I HOLD THE WORLD'S RECORD --
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BIGGEST ARMS EVER.
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>> Beckles: HOW BIG ARE YOUR
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ARMS NOW?
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>> THEY'RE NOT -- THEY'RE NOT
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REALLY THAT BIG ANYMORE.
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I MEAN, UH, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
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JUICED UP ANYMORE.
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>> Beckles: AND SPEAKING OF
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JUICE, GREGG TOLD US ABOUT THE
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DAY THE COPS PUT THE SQUEEZE ON
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HIM.
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>> WELL, I WAS SELLING STEROIDS,
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AND I GOT ARRESTED FOR THAT.
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>> Beckles: EXPLAIN WHEN YOU GOT
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ARRESTED.
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WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
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>> ONE DAY, I'M WORKING OUT,
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AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S AFTER HOURS.
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THE NEXT THING I KNOW, THE GYM
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DOOR KICKS IN, AND THERE'S LIKE
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COPS EVERYWHERE, YOU KNOW?
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HEAD, AND I'M LIKE, "HOLY
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[BLEEP]"
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SET, YOU KNOW?
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>> Beckles: THEN I ASK GREGG THE
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QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND.
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DO YOU THINK ALYSSA MILANO IS
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ATTRACTIVE?
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>> DUDE, LET ME TELL YOU
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SOMETHING -- I THINK SHE'S
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GORGEOUS.
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>> Beckles: AND WHAT ABOUT
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TRANSVESTITES?
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DO YOU ENJOY TRANSVESTITES?
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>> UH...LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY --
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I'VE DONE THINGS THAT, UM, MOST
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PEOPLE WOULDN'T DO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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"BEND OVER, I'LL DRIVE."
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>> Beckles: [ LAUGHS ]
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LIKE WHEN GREGG WAS DRIVING
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THOSE KIDS HOME, BUT THERE WAS
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NO BATHROOM ON THE BUS.
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YOU WERE A DRIVER FOR MENTALLY
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DISABLED PEOPLE.
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>> HOLY GOD -- HOW DID YOU KNOW
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THAT?
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THAT'S AWESOME.
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YOU KNOW, THEY WERE -- YOU KNOW,
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I DON'T WANT TO MOCK THEM, BUT,
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YOU KNOW, THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
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THE [BLEEP] WAS GOING ON.
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SO, I WOULD TAKE THESE BIG
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PROTEIN SHAKES, AND I'D STICK A
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BIG FREAKING, LIKE, CHUNK OF,
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LIKE, THIS SIX-LAYER CAKE, AND
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I'D BLEND IT, AND I'D EAT IT.
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AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I WOULD
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PARK THE BUS.
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I'D RUN IN THE BACK OF THE BUS,
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THROW A NEWSPAPER DOWN ON THE
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FLOOR, AND "BRRPT" LIKE THIS AND
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THEN THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW.
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THEY HAD NO IDEA.
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THEY'D BE SITTING THERE, AND
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THEY'D HAVE NO CLUE.
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>> Beckles: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> I GOT A BETTER ONE FOR YOU,
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THOUGH.
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>> Beckles: HE SURE DOES --
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COMING UP, "H.P." FITNESS GURU
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GREGG VALENTINO SHARES SOME
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HEALTH TIPS.
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>> Roark: LET'S CHECK IN ON
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ANOTHER TOUCHING MOMENT AS
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CELEBRITIES REMEMBER DON.
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>> WHO'S DON COSTELLO?
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>> Beckles: YO, TIME FOR A RAP
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CLASSIC.
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>> * [ Rapping ] MY NAME IS
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BROOKLYN, AND I'VE PERFECTED *
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* THE WAY TO GET BIG THINGS
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ERECTED *
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* I DO MY WORK, NO IFs AND
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BUTs *
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* BUT, BABY, I'M BEST WITH BOLTS
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AND NUTS *
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>> KNOCKOUTS!
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>> Roark: AND NOW THE WOMAN
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EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS
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JACKIE STALLONE SETS THE RECORD
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STRAIGHT.
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>> O'Brien: IT'S AN
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"H.P. EXCLUSIVE."
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>> Beckles: BUBBLY, VIVACIOUS,
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BURDENED WITH POISE -- EVERYONE
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IN HOLLYWOOD THOUGHT SHE WAS
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JACKIE STALLONE.
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[ WIND BLOWS LOUDLY ]
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SHH! SHH!
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DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHH!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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OH, GOD!
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[ PANTING ]
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>> AAH!
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>> [ Crying ] ME WHINE, AND ME
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CRY!
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ME WHINING AND CRYING!
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[ MOANS ]
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>> UH-OH.
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BETTER GET A CLOSER LOOK AT
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THIS.
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>> ME WHINING AND CRYING!
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[ MOANS ]
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AND THERE'S CATACLYSM IN THE
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BLOGDOMS.
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I DON'T WANT TO SURVIVE!
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BUT WHEN THE
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[Echoing] BLOGDOMS...
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>> [ GASPS ]
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OH, GOD!
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[ PANTING ]
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>> ...THEY'RE THE FIRST ONES TO
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COME KNOCKING AT YOUR FALLOUT
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SHELTER!
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[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ MACHINERY BEEPING ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> I AM NOT JACKIE STALLONE.
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>> OH.
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>> Roark: ALL RIGHT.
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TIME FOR SOME HOLLYWOOD HEALTH
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TIPS.
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AND WHO BETTER TO TELL US ALL
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ABOUT THEM THAN GRE--
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[ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Beckles: [ LAUGHS ]
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I'M HERE WITH MY MAN
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GREGG VALENTINO, AND HE'S GONNA
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TELL US A FEW THINGS ABOUT HOW
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TO STAY IN SHAPE, BUT FIRST,
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LET'S WATCH SOME CLASSIC FRAMES.
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[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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CLASSIC.
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LET'S JUST GET THIS JACKET OFF
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AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR
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YOU -- CAKE, FRUITS, VEGETABLES.
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BUT LET'S START WITH BLOOD.
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I HAVE SO MUCH BLOOD IN MY BODY,
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AS WELL.
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YOU HAD THE SAME PROBLEM.
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WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH
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THAT?
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>> WELL --
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[ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Beckles: UH-OH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MUSIC MEANS.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ BEEPING RHYTHMICALLY ]
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>> Roark: ALWAYS JUBILANT AND ON
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TOP OF THE WORLD, AMERICA'S
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FAVORITE CROSS-EYED COMPANION,
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WHO SHARED HIMSELF WITH
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GENERATIONS, HAS PASSED AWAY.
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[ FLATLINE ]
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>> O'Brien: OH [BLEEP]
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I MEAN, AM I ON A TWO-SHOT?
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>> YES.
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>> Beckles: AND NOW HERE'S THE
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STAR OF "TRUNK," JENNIFER DAY,
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WITH AN IMMEDIATELY CLASSIC
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TRIBUTE TO ENTERTAINMENT'S
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FAVORITE SON, DON COSTELLO.
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>> THIS ONE GOES OUT TO DON.
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[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> * GIVING ME, GIVING ME,
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GIVING ME, GIVING ME *
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>> * I WANT YOU HERE WITH ME
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* GIVING ME ALL YOUR LOVE
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* I WANT YOU HERE WITH ME
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* OOH! WHOA!
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* YOU'RE WORKING IT,
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YOU'RE GIVING IT *
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* YOU'RE MAKING ME SWEAT
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* YOU'RE MAKING ME SWEAT,
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OH, BABY *
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* YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
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* YOU'RE WORKING IT
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* YOU'RE MAKING ME SWEAT
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[ MUSIC ENDS ]
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[ SIGHS ] THAT WAS FUN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Beckles: TIME FOR ANOTHER
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TRIBUTE TO DON.
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>> YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME --
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YOU'RE ASKING ME.
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I'M GETTING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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>> Beckles: LET'S ALL BID DON A
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FAREWELL WITH HIS BELOVED
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TRADEMARK CATCHPHRASE, "I'M
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GETTING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN."
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>> I'M GETTING A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN.
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>> Roark: I'M GETTING A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN.
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>> I AM GETTING A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN.
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>> I'M GETTING A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN.
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>> Beckles: I'M GETTING A
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NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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>> I'M GETTING A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN.
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>> O'Brien: I'M GETTING A
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NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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MY PATIENC IS GETTING A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN WONDERING HOW THE
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"H.P." HOLLYWOOD MAKEOVER HAS
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TURNED OUT.
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DERRICK?
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>> Beckles: REMEMBER STEWART?
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HIS INABILITY TO PICK A HUNK
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FROM THE VIDEO VAULT WAS
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DOWNRIGHT PUZZLING.
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THEN I STEPPED IN WITH A
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"HOT PACKAGE" MAKEOVER TEAM, AND
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WE FOUND ALL THE RIGHT PIECES TO
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PUT THIS GUY'S LOOK BACK
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TOGETHER AGAIN.
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HERE'S STEWART!
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WE PIERCED HIS EARS...
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>> HOT.
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>> Beckles: ...TRIPLED THE
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ETHNICITY OF HIS HAIR...
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>> HOT.
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>> Beckles: ...TOUSLED HIS
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BEARD...
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>> HOT.
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>> Beckles: ...AND SAID ADIóS TO
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THOSE EYEBROWS.
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>> HOT.
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>> O'Brien: WOW.
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BY THE WAY, THOSE HOOPS -- HOT.
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LOOKS LIKE A GREEK MODEL --
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UNNERVINGLY HANDSOME.
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WOW!
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>> Beckles: LOOKS LIKE ANASTASIA
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PULLED THE TRIGGER TOO SOON.
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WORD JUST IN -- DON IS DOING
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JUST FINE, AND ONLY WE CAN
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CONFIRM.
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>> O'Brien: YEAH, THE
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"HOT PACKAGE" FAMILY OFFERS OUR
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EXCLUSIVE, HEARTFELT APOLOGY FOR
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ANASTASIA'S UNFORGIVABLE
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MISTAKE.
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>> Beckles: UNFORGIVABLE,
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INDEED.
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BUT, THANKFULLY, DON IS DOING
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AWESOME.
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SO, FROM EVERYONE HERE AT
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"HOT PACKAGE"...
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>> O'Brien: DREAM BIG...
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>> Both: AND SMILE BIGGER.
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>> * [ Rapping ] KNOCKOUTS LIKE
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THEIR ACTION HOT *
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* THEY'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING
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THEY'VE GOT *
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* THEY'LL GIVE YOU LEFTS,
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THEY'LL GIVE YOU RIGHTS *
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* THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU ACTION
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FIGHTS *
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HOT.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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