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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:02,939 >> Beckles: HI, EVERYBODY. 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,566 I'M DERRICK BECKLES, AND THIS IS 3 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:05,442 "HOT PACKAGE." 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,639 OR SHOULD I SAY, A "HOT PACKAGE 5 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,011 RE:PLAY CLASSIC." 6 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,209 DUE TO YOUR OVERWHELMING 7 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,751 REQUESTS, WE'RE GONNA BE SHOWING 8 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:12,975 YOU ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE 9 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:13,550 EPISODES. 10 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,317 RIGHT NOW, YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO 11 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,286 SIT BACK AND ENJOY. 12 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,591 >> O'Brien: TONIGHT ON 13 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:24,059 "HOT PACKAGE" -- OUCH! 14 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,028 "HOT PACKAGE" GOES LIVE ON 15 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,396 LOCATION WITH ADAM JOSEPH, AS HE 16 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,426 FUNKS IT UP FOR TEEN GIRLS. 17 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:33,201 IT'S AN "HP" EXCLUSIVE. 18 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,941 >> TO IRAN, BEAUTIES IN THE 19 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,495 EYES OF THEIR BEHEADERS. 20 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,274 FROM EMBEDDED TO IMPRISONED, 21 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,472 DAY 22. 22 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,283 "HP's" OWN INTERNATIONAL NEWS 23 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,935 TEAM, NIKKI AND KARI REMAIN 24 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,483 COOL, CALM, AND CONNECTED TO US. 25 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,909 >> O'Brien: SPEAKING OF KEEPING 26 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,324 YOUR HEAD ON TIGHT, YOU ASKED 27 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,746 FOR IT -- YOUR COUNTDOWN TO THE 28 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,550 TOP THREE POST-EXPLOSION 29 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,162 CELEBRATIONS OF ALL TIME. 30 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,155 >> YEAH! 31 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,816 >> O'Brien: OUCH! 32 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,734 >> AND WHO'S THIS SLICE OF 33 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,656 EBONY PIE? 34 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,260 UNH-UNH! I'M NOT TELLING. 35 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,962 YOU'LL FIND OUT DURING "HP's" 36 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,503 "BEFORE THEY WERE COOL." 37 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,798 >> O'Brien: AND GOSSIP! 38 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,299 >> SHE SET THAT BRUSH FIRE TO 39 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,871 BURN UP THE BODIES OF SOMEONE 40 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,299 SHE'D SHOT, AND SHE ALMOST 41 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,514 BURNED DOWN HER WHOLE 42 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,335 NEIGHBORHOOD! 43 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,210 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 44 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,278 >> OUTRAGEOUS! 45 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,836 >> O'Brien: ALL THOSE STORIES 46 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,184 AND MUCH MORE, TONIGHT ON 47 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,149 "HOT PACKAGE." 48 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:23,177 >> HOT! 49 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,354 >> O'Brien: YOU'RE WATCHING 50 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:26,022 "HOT PACKAGE," THE BEST AND ONLY 51 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,089 AND CURRENT ENTERTAINMENT NEWS 52 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,418 PROGRAM. 53 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,664 HI, AGAIN, EVERYBODY. 54 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,329 I'M PAT O'BRIEN, AND TONIGHT ON 55 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,027 "HOT PACKAGE," ONE-MAN BOY BAND 56 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,058 SINGING SENSATION ADAM JOSEPH 57 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,174 HAS GOT A HOT NEW VIDEO THAT'S 58 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,627 BURNING UP THE WEB. 59 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:44,674 >> * CHANGE YOUR LIFE 60 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:50,142 >> O'Brien: AND IT'S AN "HP"... 61 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:53,454 IT'S AN "HP" EXCLUSIVE. 62 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,147 >> * I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY 63 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:58,519 >> * FAGGOTY ATTENTION 64 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,189 >> * BABY, LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL 65 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:01,488 RIGHT * 66 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:02,859 >> O'Brien: HIS UPBEAT MESSAGE 67 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,256 AND GOOD LOOKS TO BOOT DROPPED 68 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,728 AN ATOMIC BOMB OF FUNKY FUN AND 69 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:10,297 LEFT NO TOE UNTAPPED. 70 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,328 >> Beckles: LAST NIGHT, 71 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:12,632 ADAM JOSEPH PLAYED TO A ROOM OF 72 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,273 SCREAMING FANS -- A BENEFIT 73 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,138 CONCERT FOR FATHERS WITHOUT TEEN 74 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,766 DAUGHTERS. 75 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:20,211 AND THEY SCREAMED. 76 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,478 AND THEY LOST THEIR MINDS. 77 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,436 >> O'Brien: AND... 78 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,484 >> Beckles: AND THEY WET 79 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,378 THEMSELVES. 80 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,879 >> O'Brien: [ LAUGHS, COUGHS ] 81 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,259 >> AAAAAAH! 82 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,389 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 83 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,064 >> I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I TOUCH 84 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:44,102 HAS A WAY OF EXPLODING. 85 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,667 WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? 86 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,598 [ GUN COCKS ] 87 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,172 >> WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? 88 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,710 >> DESPITE RUMORS TO THE 89 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,635 CONTRARY, EVEN A SMALL WOMAN CAN 90 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,241 EASILY HANDLE THE KICK OF 91 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,883 A .44 MAGNUM WITH A LITTLE 92 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:57,607 PRACTICE. 93 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,651 >> AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 94 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,178 [ BODY THUDS ] 95 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,281 [ WOMAN SCREAMS ] 96 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,394 >> OUTRAGEOUS! 97 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,515 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 98 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,459 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE NUMBER 1! 99 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,285 >> O'Brien: BOY, UH, I AM NOW 100 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,260 VERY, VERY -- 101 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,258 I'M SORRY. 102 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:16,000 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 103 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,066 THE TRAGIC SAGA OF AMERICA'S 104 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:20,265 FAVORITE CORRESPONDENT CUTIES. 105 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,068 >> PRETTY, PERKY, AND PETITE, 106 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,999 OUR GIRLS SIT TIGHT IN A TEHRAN 107 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,714 JAIL CELL, WAITING POSSIBLE 108 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,906 EXECUTION. 109 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,537 AND NOW A NEW VIDEO OF THE 110 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,282 COURAGEOUS DUO HAS SURFACED. 111 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,908 IT OFFERS HOPEFUL SHOUT-OUTS TO 112 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,652 THEIR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND ALSO 113 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,317 THE LOVES OF THEIR LIVES, ANDY 114 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,216 AND BRENT. 115 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,846 >> O'Brien: BE WARNED, THOUGH, 116 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,521 THE FOOTAGE IS EMOTIONALLY RAW 117 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,020 AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR 118 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:46,061 YOUNGER OR ELDERLY VIEWERS. 119 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:46,589 >> HI. 120 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:49,364 [ LAUGHS ] 121 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,963 >> UH... 122 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,004 >> MM, YEAH. 123 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:52,899 >> SAY HI TO ANDY. 124 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,300 >> OH, YEAH, I HAVE TO SAY HI TO 125 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,342 ANDY, MY BOYFRIEND. 126 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,536 >> AND BRENT, MINE. 127 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:58,308 >> HI. 128 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:58,906 >> HI. 129 00:03:58,906 --> 00:03:59,506 >> HI. 130 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:02,877 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 131 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:07,146 UM...MM. 132 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,747 Think of something. 133 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,120 >> O'Brien: WELL, A NATION'S 134 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,618 PRAYERS GO OUT TO YOU, NIKKI AND 135 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,220 KARI. 136 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,090 GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE [BLEEP] 137 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,929 CHARGES. 138 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,264 >> HEY, LET'S HAVE IT. 139 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,104 >> THIS IS FOR THE MOLOKAI COPS. 140 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:35,778 >> O'Brien: OUCH! 141 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:39,706 >> AAH! AAH! 142 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,323 >> O'Brien: AND NOW WE TURN TO 143 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,915 "HOT PACKAGE" HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP 144 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,416 GOOSE DERRICK BECKLES WITH A 145 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,018 BEHIND-THE-SCENES EXCLUSIVE ON 146 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,659 KEEPING UP WITH THE STARS AS HE 147 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,255 WISHES UPON A STAR WITH "HP's" 148 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,616 OWN STARGAZER, 149 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,694 JEFF DEANE TURNER. 150 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,563 [ TWINKLE! ] 151 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:55,762 >> Beckles: THANKS, PAT. 152 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:57,033 HE'S DANGEROUSLY PEACEFUL, 153 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,300 LEGENDARILY UNASSUMING, 154 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,028 FEARLESSLY ROMANTIC, AND HAS ALL 155 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,303 OF HIS FACTS READIED AND 156 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:01,971 CHECKED. 157 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,139 OF COURSE, I'M TALKING ABOUT 158 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,136 CELEBRITY STARGAZER 159 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,037 EXTRAORDINAIRE 160 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,038 JEFF DEANE TURNER. 161 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,240 SAT DOWN WITH JEFF, AND IT 162 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:08,881 DIDN'T STOP. 163 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:09,906 WHAT DO WE HAVE ON THE 164 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:10,610 "HARRY POTTER"? 165 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,511 ANY SCOOPS? 166 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,552 >> WHAT I DO LIKE ABOUT THEM IS 167 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,317 IT INTRODUCES CHILDREN AND 168 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,245 PEOPLE OF ALL AGES TO SERIOUS 169 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,020 SPIRITUAL WARFARE. 170 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,018 >> Beckles: AND WHAT ABOUT 171 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,289 ALYSSA MILANO? 172 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:23,287 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 173 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,560 >> [BLEEP] FILED A RESTRAINING 174 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:26,689 ORDER AGAINST ME. 175 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,064 I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO 176 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,001 RECONCILIATE. 177 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,096 >> Beckles: AND WHAT ABOUT 178 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:30,557 FASHION? 179 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,264 JEFF HAD MORE. 180 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,974 WHAT IS HOT ON THE RUNWAYS THIS 181 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,536 WEEK, SPEAKING OF STALKINGS? 182 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,795 >> OH. [ LAUGHS ] 183 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:36,803 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 184 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,214 >> Beckles: SO, WHAT IS HOT? 185 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,765 >> LONG DRESSES, FROM WHAT I'VE 186 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,243 HEARD. 187 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,140 >> Beckles: WOW. 188 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,641 >> LET ME FINISH ABOUT [BLEEP] 189 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:43,983 [BLEEP] BELIEVES THAT SHE'S THE 190 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,677 ONLY ONE THAT CAN STOP THE 191 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,920 ETRUSCAN PLAGUE SHIP THAT WAS IN 192 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,487 AN ESTUARY IN MANHATTAN THAT WAS 193 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,945 SENT THERE THOUSANDS OF YEARS 194 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:53,393 AGO. 195 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,487 >> Beckles: [ CHUCKLES ] 196 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,358 CLASSIC JEFF. 197 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,955 >> [BLEEP] BELIEVES SHE'S THE 198 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,227 VOLCANO GODDESS AETNA. 199 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,855 >> Beckles: AND IT GOT HOTTER. 200 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,030 >> SHE ALSO ADMITTED IN CHARM 201 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,358 MAGAZINE, "I CAN DISASSOCIATE." 202 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,502 >> Beckles: IS THIS GONNA BE 203 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,667 SOMETHING THAT WE'RE GONNA BE 204 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:05,925 SEEING MORE OF, DISASSOCIATION, 205 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:06,273 OR... 206 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,296 >> DISASSOCIATIVE IDENTITY 207 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,201 DISORDER IS VERY COMMON. 208 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,143 I HAVE IT. 209 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,008 >> Beckles: DON'T WORRY. 210 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,035 JEFF'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 211 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,140 WE ASKED HIM WHERE HE'S GONNA 212 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:14,611 BE. 213 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,108 ARE YOU GONNA BE ANYWHERE SOON? 214 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,379 CAN WE CATCH YOU ANYWHERE? 215 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,777 >> I WILL BE, IN FEBRUARY, AT 216 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,149 THE HOLLYWOOD COLLECTORS AND 217 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,047 CELEBRITIES SHOW. 218 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,278 >> Beckles: EXCELLENT, JEFF. 219 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,382 >> AND I WILL BE THERE IN 220 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,493 APRIL, IN JULY, IN OCTO-- 221 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:25,785 >> Beckles: JEFF DEANE TURNER, 222 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:26,716 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. 223 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,990 >> [BLEEP] PROBABLY WON'T WORK 224 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:28,858 IN THIS TOWN AGAIN. 225 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:29,756 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 226 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,117 >> Beckles: LET'S HOPE NOT. 227 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,934 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 228 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:34,657 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 229 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:35,632 >> O'Brien: OH, MAN. 230 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,759 >> THAT LOOKED LIKE A LOT OF 231 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:37,204 FUN. 232 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,197 >> Beckles: IT REALLY WAS. 233 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,298 AND THE THING ABOUT JEFF IS HE 234 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,299 JUST GETS RIGHT IN THERE AND 235 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:40,770 DIGS-- 236 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,541 >> TIME FOR CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS. 237 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,566 >> Beckles: LOOKING GOOD FORAYS. 238 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,941 ITS AGE, POLICE BRUTALITY IS 239 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,168 STILL KICKING IT AT 20! 240 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,444 >> AND OUR GENTLE FRIEND IS 241 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,742 TIPPING BACK SOME APPLETINIS 242 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,943 TONIGHT IN CELEBRATION OF 243 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,084 42 FABULOUS YEARS. 244 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,620 THAT'S RIGHT, HOMOSEXUALITY WAS 245 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,045 BORN IN NEW YORK CITY ON THIS 246 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:59,193 RIOTOUS DATE WAY BACK IN 1969. 247 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,116 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HOMOSEXUALITY 248 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,691 IS 42. 249 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,960 [ Echoing ] 42... 250 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:08,558 42... 251 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,402 42... 252 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,114 >> O'Brien: UH-OH. 253 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,816 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HOMOSEXUALITY 254 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,475 IS 42. 255 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:35,564 >> O'Brien: I CAN. 256 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,386 >> BABY, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 257 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,703 >> [ GASPS ] 258 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:51,065 >> [ LAUGHS ] 259 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,911 >> WHO IS THIS BAD BOY? 260 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,066 >> MALCOLM X. 261 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,084 >> IF YOU GUESSED 262 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,775 DENZEL WASHINGTON, THEN YOU'D BE 263 00:07:56,777 --> 00:08:00,407 RIGHT! 264 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,753 >> FASHION NEVER GOES OUT OF 265 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,419 STYLE, AND TONIGHT WE'RE GOING 266 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,416 ALL THE WAY BACK TO 1992 TO 267 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,519 CHECK OUT WHAT WAS HOT WAY BACK 268 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,622 WHEN WITH "HP's" FASHION ROBOT, 269 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,464 I.B.-HEM AND HER "H.P." 270 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,059 EXCLUSIVE SEGMENT, 271 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,901 "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?" 272 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,065 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS 273 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,226 OUTFIT FOR THE CONVENTION? 274 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,474 HOWARD? 275 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,099 >> WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? 276 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,444 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS 277 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,608 OUTFIT FOR THE CONVENTION? 278 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,677 >> WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? 279 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,036 [ GUNSHOT ] 280 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,343 WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? 281 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,084 >> FINE. 282 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,010 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 283 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,284 >> O'Brien: OH, MAN. 284 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,082 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, I.B.-HEM. 285 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:42,164 HYSTERICAL, AS USUAL. 286 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,385 >> McDONALD'S BETTER CALL THE 287 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,660 RONALD POLICE. 288 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,689 >> O'Brien: SAD NEWS OUT OF 289 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:47,294 TEHRAN. 290 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,434 "H.P.'s" VERY OWN KARI AND NIKKI 291 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:52,329 HAVE BEEN EXECUTED, AND, FOLKS, 292 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,772 THEIR HIT SHOW HAS BEEN 293 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,967 CANCELED. 294 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,598 HERE NOW IS A TOUCHING "H.P." 295 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,214 EXCLUSIVE TRIBUTE TO OUR OWN 296 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,165 KARI AND NIKKI. 297 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,442 OUR TWO ANGELS ARE NOW PARTYING 298 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,681 WITH ANGELS IN HEAVEN, AND NO 299 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,977 ONE CAN CLAIM OTHERWISE. 300 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,819 THEY WILL BE CONSTANTLY AND 301 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,115 CONSISTENTLY MISSED. 302 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:16,817 >> OOH! 303 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,664 >> YEAH! YEAH! 304 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,273 IS THIS LUCK OR WHAT? 305 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:28,235 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 306 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,735 [ LAUGHTER ] 307 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,167 >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 308 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,741 >> O'Brien: OH, MAN! 309 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,540 >> OUTRAGEOUS! 310 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,710 >> Beckles: HERE'S SOME 311 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,078 "HOT PACKAGE" STORIES WE'RE 312 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,736 WORKING ON. 313 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:37,544 >> SAY NO... 314 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:38,084 >> NO! 315 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,248 >> ...TO EVERYTHING. 316 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,046 >> CANADIAN FASHION. 317 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,379 >> NO! 318 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,724 NO! 319 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,890 NO! 320 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,759 NO! 321 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,189 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 322 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:58,104 NO! 323 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,168 NO-O-O-O-O! 324 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:00,797 NO! 325 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,971 >> UM, I GUESS I'LL TAKE YOU 326 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,799 HOME NOW. 327 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,607 >> THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ME IN 328 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,709 YOUR BROADCAST. 329 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,782 >> Both: GOOD NIGHT, 330 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,010 NORTH AMERICAN FRIENDS! 331 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,484 STAY FREE AND DON'T FORGET TO 332 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,852 FAX US! 333 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,222 >> O'Brien: BUT WHAT ABOUT 334 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:20,750 SMILES? 335 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,364 THERE WAS NO TIME FOR SMILES OR 336 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,985 BEER IN CANADA LAST NIGHT DURING 337 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,461 THIS TINY TYKE TOURNAMENT OF 338 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,428 BLOOD, SWEAT, AND BODILY FLUIDS. 339 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,327 BUT DON'T CALL SOCIAL SERVICES 340 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,199 JUST YET. 341 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,527 THEY DID IT FOR POLIO. 342 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,971 THAT'S WHY IT'S "H.P.'s" 343 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,236 SMILE OF THE WEEK. 344 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,605 >> AAH! 345 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,235 >> Beckles: "RE:PLAY CLASSIC." 346 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,781 I'M DERRICK BECKLES, AND THANKS 347 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,236 FOR WATCHING, EVERYONE. 348 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,784 UNTIL NEXT TIME, STAY SAFE AND 349 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,080 BE SMART. 350 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,081 >> NO! 351 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,422 >> OUTRAGEOUS! 21509

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