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>> Beckles: HI, EVERYBODY.
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I'M DERRICK BECKLES, AND THIS IS
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"HOT PACKAGE."
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OR SHOULD I SAY, A "HOT PACKAGE
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RE:PLAY CLASSIC."
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DUE TO YOUR OVERWHELMING
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REQUESTS, WE'RE GONNA BE SHOWING
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YOU ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE
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EPISODES.
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RIGHT NOW, YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO
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SIT BACK AND ENJOY.
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>> O'Brien: TONIGHT ON
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"HOT PACKAGE" -- OUCH!
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"HOT PACKAGE" GOES LIVE ON
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LOCATION WITH ADAM JOSEPH, AS HE
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FUNKS IT UP FOR TEEN GIRLS.
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IT'S AN "HP" EXCLUSIVE.
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>> TO IRAN, BEAUTIES IN THE
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EYES OF THEIR BEHEADERS.
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FROM EMBEDDED TO IMPRISONED,
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DAY 22.
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"HP's" OWN INTERNATIONAL NEWS
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TEAM, NIKKI AND KARI REMAIN
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COOL, CALM, AND CONNECTED TO US.
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>> O'Brien: SPEAKING OF KEEPING
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YOUR HEAD ON TIGHT, YOU ASKED
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FOR IT -- YOUR COUNTDOWN TO THE
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TOP THREE POST-EXPLOSION
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CELEBRATIONS OF ALL TIME.
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>> YEAH!
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>> O'Brien: OUCH!
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>> AND WHO'S THIS SLICE OF
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EBONY PIE?
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UNH-UNH! I'M NOT TELLING.
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YOU'LL FIND OUT DURING "HP's"
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"BEFORE THEY WERE COOL."
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>> O'Brien: AND GOSSIP!
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>> SHE SET THAT BRUSH FIRE TO
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BURN UP THE BODIES OF SOMEONE
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SHE'D SHOT, AND SHE ALMOST
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BURNED DOWN HER WHOLE
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NEIGHBORHOOD!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> OUTRAGEOUS!
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>> O'Brien: ALL THOSE STORIES
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AND MUCH MORE, TONIGHT ON
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"HOT PACKAGE."
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>> HOT!
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>> O'Brien: YOU'RE WATCHING
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"HOT PACKAGE," THE BEST AND ONLY
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AND CURRENT ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
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PROGRAM.
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HI, AGAIN, EVERYBODY.
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I'M PAT O'BRIEN, AND TONIGHT ON
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"HOT PACKAGE," ONE-MAN BOY BAND
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SINGING SENSATION ADAM JOSEPH
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HAS GOT A HOT NEW VIDEO THAT'S
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BURNING UP THE WEB.
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>> * CHANGE YOUR LIFE
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>> O'Brien: AND IT'S AN "HP"...
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IT'S AN "HP" EXCLUSIVE.
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>> * I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY
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>> * FAGGOTY ATTENTION
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>> * BABY, LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL
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RIGHT *
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>> O'Brien: HIS UPBEAT MESSAGE
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AND GOOD LOOKS TO BOOT DROPPED
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AN ATOMIC BOMB OF FUNKY FUN AND
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LEFT NO TOE UNTAPPED.
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>> Beckles: LAST NIGHT,
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ADAM JOSEPH PLAYED TO A ROOM OF
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SCREAMING FANS -- A BENEFIT
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CONCERT FOR FATHERS WITHOUT TEEN
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DAUGHTERS.
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AND THEY SCREAMED.
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AND THEY LOST THEIR MINDS.
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>> O'Brien: AND...
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>> Beckles: AND THEY WET
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THEMSELVES.
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>> O'Brien: [ LAUGHS, COUGHS ]
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>> AAAAAAH!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I TOUCH
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HAS A WAY OF EXPLODING.
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WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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>> WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
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>> DESPITE RUMORS TO THE
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CONTRARY, EVEN A SMALL WOMAN CAN
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EASILY HANDLE THE KICK OF
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A .44 MAGNUM WITH A LITTLE
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PRACTICE.
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>> AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ BODY THUDS ]
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[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]
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>> OUTRAGEOUS!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE NUMBER 1!
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>> O'Brien: BOY, UH, I AM NOW
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VERY, VERY --
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I'M SORRY.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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THE TRAGIC SAGA OF AMERICA'S
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FAVORITE CORRESPONDENT CUTIES.
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>> PRETTY, PERKY, AND PETITE,
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OUR GIRLS SIT TIGHT IN A TEHRAN
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JAIL CELL, WAITING POSSIBLE
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EXECUTION.
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AND NOW A NEW VIDEO OF THE
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COURAGEOUS DUO HAS SURFACED.
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IT OFFERS HOPEFUL SHOUT-OUTS TO
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THEIR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND ALSO
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THE LOVES OF THEIR LIVES, ANDY
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AND BRENT.
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>> O'Brien: BE WARNED, THOUGH,
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THE FOOTAGE IS EMOTIONALLY RAW
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AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR
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YOUNGER OR ELDERLY VIEWERS.
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>> HI.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> UH...
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>> MM, YEAH.
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>> SAY HI TO ANDY.
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>> OH, YEAH, I HAVE TO SAY HI TO
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ANDY, MY BOYFRIEND.
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>> AND BRENT, MINE.
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>> HI.
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>> HI.
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>> HI.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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UM...MM.
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Think of something.
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>> O'Brien: WELL, A NATION'S
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PRAYERS GO OUT TO YOU, NIKKI AND
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KARI.
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GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE [BLEEP]
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CHARGES.
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>> HEY, LET'S HAVE IT.
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>> THIS IS FOR THE MOLOKAI COPS.
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>> O'Brien: OUCH!
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>> AAH! AAH!
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>> O'Brien: AND NOW WE TURN TO
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"HOT PACKAGE" HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP
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GOOSE DERRICK BECKLES WITH A
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BEHIND-THE-SCENES EXCLUSIVE ON
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KEEPING UP WITH THE STARS AS HE
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WISHES UPON A STAR WITH "HP's"
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OWN STARGAZER,
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JEFF DEANE TURNER.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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>> Beckles: THANKS, PAT.
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HE'S DANGEROUSLY PEACEFUL,
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LEGENDARILY UNASSUMING,
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FEARLESSLY ROMANTIC, AND HAS ALL
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OF HIS FACTS READIED AND
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CHECKED.
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OF COURSE, I'M TALKING ABOUT
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CELEBRITY STARGAZER
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EXTRAORDINAIRE
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JEFF DEANE TURNER.
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SAT DOWN WITH JEFF, AND IT
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DIDN'T STOP.
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WHAT DO WE HAVE ON THE
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"HARRY POTTER"?
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ANY SCOOPS?
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>> WHAT I DO LIKE ABOUT THEM IS
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IT INTRODUCES CHILDREN AND
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PEOPLE OF ALL AGES TO SERIOUS
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SPIRITUAL WARFARE.
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>> Beckles: AND WHAT ABOUT
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ALYSSA MILANO?
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[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> [BLEEP] FILED A RESTRAINING
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ORDER AGAINST ME.
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I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO
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RECONCILIATE.
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>> Beckles: AND WHAT ABOUT
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FASHION?
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JEFF HAD MORE.
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WHAT IS HOT ON THE RUNWAYS THIS
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WEEK, SPEAKING OF STALKINGS?
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>> OH. [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Beckles: SO, WHAT IS HOT?
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>> LONG DRESSES, FROM WHAT I'VE
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>> Beckles: WOW.
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>> LET ME FINISH ABOUT [BLEEP]
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[BLEEP] BELIEVES THAT SHE'S THE
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ONLY ONE THAT CAN STOP THE
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ETRUSCAN PLAGUE SHIP THAT WAS IN
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AN ESTUARY IN MANHATTAN THAT WAS
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SENT THERE THOUSANDS OF YEARS
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AGO.
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>> Beckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
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CLASSIC JEFF.
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>> [BLEEP] BELIEVES SHE'S THE
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VOLCANO GODDESS AETNA.
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>> Beckles: AND IT GOT HOTTER.
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>> SHE ALSO ADMITTED IN CHARM
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MAGAZINE, "I CAN DISASSOCIATE."
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>> Beckles: IS THIS GONNA BE
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SOMETHING THAT WE'RE GONNA BE
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SEEING MORE OF, DISASSOCIATION,
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OR...
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>> DISASSOCIATIVE IDENTITY
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DISORDER IS VERY COMMON.
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I HAVE IT.
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>> Beckles: DON'T WORRY.
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JEFF'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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WE ASKED HIM WHERE HE'S GONNA
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BE.
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ARE YOU GONNA BE ANYWHERE SOON?
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CAN WE CATCH YOU ANYWHERE?
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>> I WILL BE, IN FEBRUARY, AT
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THE HOLLYWOOD COLLECTORS AND
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CELEBRITIES SHOW.
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>> Beckles: EXCELLENT, JEFF.
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>> AND I WILL BE THERE IN
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APRIL, IN JULY, IN OCTO--
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>> Beckles: JEFF DEANE TURNER,
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IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
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>> [BLEEP] PROBABLY WON'T WORK
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IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Beckles: LET'S HOPE NOT.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> O'Brien: OH, MAN.
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>> THAT LOOKED LIKE A LOT OF
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FUN.
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>> Beckles: IT REALLY WAS.
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AND THE THING ABOUT JEFF IS HE
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JUST GETS RIGHT IN THERE AND
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DIGS--
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>> TIME FOR CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS.
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>> Beckles: LOOKING GOOD FORAYS.
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ITS AGE, POLICE BRUTALITY IS
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STILL KICKING IT AT 20!
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>> AND OUR GENTLE FRIEND IS
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TIPPING BACK SOME APPLETINIS
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TONIGHT IN CELEBRATION OF
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42 FABULOUS YEARS.
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THAT'S RIGHT, HOMOSEXUALITY WAS
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BORN IN NEW YORK CITY ON THIS
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RIOTOUS DATE WAY BACK IN 1969.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HOMOSEXUALITY
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IS 42.
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[ Echoing ] 42...
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42...
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42...
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>> O'Brien: UH-OH.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HOMOSEXUALITY
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IS 42.
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>> O'Brien: I CAN.
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>> BABY, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> WHO IS THIS BAD BOY?
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>> MALCOLM X.
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>> IF YOU GUESSED
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DENZEL WASHINGTON, THEN YOU'D BE
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RIGHT!
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>> FASHION NEVER GOES OUT OF
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STYLE, AND TONIGHT WE'RE GOING
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ALL THE WAY BACK TO 1992 TO
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CHECK OUT WHAT WAS HOT WAY BACK
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WHEN WITH "HP's" FASHION ROBOT,
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I.B.-HEM AND HER "H.P."
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EXCLUSIVE SEGMENT,
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"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?"
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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS
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OUTFIT FOR THE CONVENTION?
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HOWARD?
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>> WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS
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OUTFIT FOR THE CONVENTION?
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>> WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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>> FINE.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> O'Brien: OH, MAN.
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ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, I.B.-HEM.
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HYSTERICAL, AS USUAL.
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>> McDONALD'S BETTER CALL THE
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RONALD POLICE.
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>> O'Brien: SAD NEWS OUT OF
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TEHRAN.
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"H.P.'s" VERY OWN KARI AND NIKKI
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HAVE BEEN EXECUTED, AND, FOLKS,
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THEIR HIT SHOW HAS BEEN
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CANCELED.
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HERE NOW IS A TOUCHING "H.P."
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EXCLUSIVE TRIBUTE TO OUR OWN
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KARI AND NIKKI.
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OUR TWO ANGELS ARE NOW PARTYING
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WITH ANGELS IN HEAVEN, AND NO
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ONE CAN CLAIM OTHERWISE.
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THEY WILL BE CONSTANTLY AND
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CONSISTENTLY MISSED.
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>> OOH!
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>> YEAH! YEAH!
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IS THIS LUCK OR WHAT?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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>> O'Brien: OH, MAN!
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>> OUTRAGEOUS!
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>> Beckles: HERE'S SOME
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"HOT PACKAGE" STORIES WE'RE
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WORKING ON.
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>> SAY NO...
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>> NO!
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>> ...TO EVERYTHING.
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>> CANADIAN FASHION.
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>> NO!
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NO!
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NO!
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NO!
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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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NO!
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NO-O-O-O-O!
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NO!
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>> UM, I GUESS I'LL TAKE YOU
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HOME NOW.
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>> THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ME IN
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YOUR BROADCAST.
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>> Both: GOOD NIGHT,
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NORTH AMERICAN FRIENDS!
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STAY FREE AND DON'T FORGET TO
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FAX US!
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>> O'Brien: BUT WHAT ABOUT
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SMILES?
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THERE WAS NO TIME FOR SMILES OR
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BEER IN CANADA LAST NIGHT DURING
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THIS TINY TYKE TOURNAMENT OF
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BLOOD, SWEAT, AND BODILY FLUIDS.
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BUT DON'T CALL SOCIAL SERVICES
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JUST YET.
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THEY DID IT FOR POLIO.
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THAT'S WHY IT'S "H.P.'s"
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SMILE OF THE WEEK.
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>> AAH!
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>> Beckles: "RE:PLAY CLASSIC."
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I'M DERRICK BECKLES, AND THANKS
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FOR WATCHING, EVERYONE.
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UNTIL NEXT TIME, STAY SAFE AND
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BE SMART.
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>> NO!
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>> OUTRAGEOUS!
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