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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,040 ♪ It's not easy being me ♪ 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,040 ♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪ 3 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,840 ♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪ 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,880 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪ 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,480 ♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪ 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,280 ♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪ 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,960 ♪ Then my life would be so sweet ♪ 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,840 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪ 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,040 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪ 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,400 ♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK ♪ 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,600 ♪ It's so easy being me ♪ 12 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,760 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪ 13 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,880 (caws) 14 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,120 (whistles) 15 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,360 - (slurps) - Hey. 16 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,360 That's not my shadow. 17 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,960 (growls and hisses) 18 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,960 (slurps) 19 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,200 (Fang snores) 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,320 No, no! Don't give it to her! 21 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,120 Alright. Take it. Just don't hurt me, please. 22 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,760 (slurps) 23 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,040 No! 24 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,720 No! 25 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,640 (snores) 26 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,560 (whistles) 27 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,600 (gasps) 28 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,600 Wake up, Fang! It's Saturday! 29 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,280 (gasps) 30 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,000 (yawns) Oh... morning, Henry. 31 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,280 HENRY: Morning, Dad. 32 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,920 - Henry! - Morning, Mum! 33 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,640 - Henry... - Night, Mum. 34 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,920 (yawns) 35 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,320 - Night, Dad. - Oh, night, Henry. 36 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,640 Mission accomplished! (laughs) 37 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,040 (groans) 38 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,520 (both snore) 39 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,520 MUM: Henry! 40 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,480 Henry! 41 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,000 Henry! 42 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 43 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,560 (Henry snores) 44 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,360 Wake up, Henry! 45 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,600 (groans) 46 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,520 (gasps) 47 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,680 Hey, that's mine. 48 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,120 Actually, technically, it's mine. I paid for it. 49 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,880 No, it's not! I paid for it out of my pocket money. 50 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,880 - Oh. - Yes. Oh. 51 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,680 If I was feeling really mean, I'd say what pocket money? 52 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,600 - What pocket money, Mum? - MUM: Thank you, Peter. 53 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,120 Yeah, thanks, worm. 54 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,160 You're welcome! 55 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,800 Oh, come on, Mum. It's Saturday. 56 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,560 Yes, it is. And what are Saturdays for? 57 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,760 Reading my Gross Class Zero comic? 58 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:45,920 What else? 59 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,360 (sighs) Tidying my room. 60 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,800 Checking the toilet rolls. And sorting out the dirty laundry. 61 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,400 That's right, Henry. Well remembered. 62 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,640 Hey, what about my comic? 63 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,960 Chores first, comic later. 64 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,800 What did I do to deserve this? 65 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,680 (snores) 66 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,680 (snores) 67 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,400 - PETER: Henry... - (groans) 68 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,600 Henry, wake up. 69 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,640 Go away, smelly nappy baby! 70 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,480 Henry, Mum says... 71 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,480 Mum says you're a smelly nappy baby, Peter! 72 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,080 Mum says if you don't... 73 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,920 If I don't what? 74 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,280 If you don't get up right now, and do your chores, then... 75 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,560 Then what? 76 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:40,080 Then she's going to put your Gross Class Zero comic into the bin. 77 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,400 (yells) It's not fa-a-a-a-a-air! 78 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,760 - I've told Henry. - I know, sweetie pie. 79 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,920 (Henry continues to yell) 80 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,280 (continues to yell) 81 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,160 Oh, well, better get on with it. 82 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,480 Now, what did Mum say I had to do? 83 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,560 (sighs) 84 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,240 Oh, yeah, tidy my room. 85 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:18,880 Good job, Henry! 86 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,440 - I'll be right back. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 87 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:28,000 Mum, can I read you a story from my Number Gnomes Know How comic? 88 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,760 Of course you can, honey bunny. 89 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,400 Dad, would you like to hear the story, too? 90 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,040 Oh, yes, of course I would, Peter. 91 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,600 HENRY: Morning, everyone! 92 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,560 Afternoon, Henry. 93 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,280 I've tidied my room. 94 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,360 - And? - And now I'm going to read my comic. 95 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,040 And, Henry? 96 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,120 You've still got the toilet rolls to do. 97 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,200 Thanks for nothing, worm. 98 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,080 - (wails) - Henry! 99 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,000 What? 100 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,640 Um, I'll go and do the toilet rolls, shall I? 101 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,760 I would if I were you, Henry. 102 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:12,440 So, this story is called Number Nine Number Gnome's Revenge. 103 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,960 Toilet rolls done! 104 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,480 "And so Number Gnome number nine decided 105 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,920 that he was going to teach Number Gnome number six a lesson." 106 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,520 - (snores) - Dad, are you enjoying my story? 107 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:38,080 (clears throat) Oh, of course, Peter. Very much. 108 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,480 Mum, are you enjoying my story? 109 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,760 Of course, I am, my lovely little lambkin. 110 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,080 (giggles) 111 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,640 "But Number Gnome number three didn't think this was a good idea, 112 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,560 so he went to find Number Gnome number two." 113 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,680 "'This doesn't really add up, old chap, does it?'" 114 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,840 (laughs) 115 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,840 Oh, do you get the joke? "This doesn't add up." 116 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,840 (giggles) It's a Number Gnome joke. 117 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,320 - Henry! - Henry. 118 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,120 Don't be horrid, Henry! 119 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,520 - But I've done the toilet rolls. - (sighs) 120 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,960 Well, I suppose two out of three ain't bad. 121 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,520 So, now I'm going to read my comic. 122 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,040 Not so fast, Henry. 123 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,040 Got it, Mum! 124 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,960 - He's fast. - Thank you, Peter. 125 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,280 It's nearly time for your yoga class. Go and get your mat. 126 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,520 Ooh, yogalicious! 127 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,760 I'll just tidy my comic away, and then I'll be right down. 128 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,040 There's a good boy. 129 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,600 (hums) 130 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,200 - MUM: And Henry? - I know, I know. Dirty laundry. 131 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,240 (Peter hums) 132 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,920 - Great! - (Peter giggles) 133 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,440 - Oops. - Yeah, oops. 134 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,960 Double-oops. 135 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,440 (roars) 136 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,680 (squeals) 137 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,560 Huh, the Number Gnomes won't help you now! 138 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,760 But maybe they can help me. 139 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,480 MUM: Peter, whatever are you doing up there? 140 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,040 Oh, uh... 141 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,080 Oh. Here, let me tidy that away for you. 142 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,920 Well... 143 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,320 Here's your yogalicious yoga mat. 144 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,880 Come on, Peter. We're going to be late. 145 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,960 I'll look after it for you. 146 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,160 - MUM: And, Henry? - Yes, Mum? 147 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,200 No funny business, alright? 148 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,240 No, Mum. Of course not. 149 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,280 Hmm. 150 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:53,200 Hmm, Mum was right. No funny business in there. 151 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,480 How can the worm read that stuff? 152 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,800 DAD: Henry? What are you doing up there? 153 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,320 Uh... just tidying up the dirty laundry. 154 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,880 Ah! All done! 155 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,640 Dad, can I...? 156 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,360 (sighs) Yes. 157 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,400 - Thanks, Dad. - No problem, Henry. 158 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,520 (snores) 159 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,040 There's just one thing wrong with this comic. 160 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,840 - Eh? - It's just not big enough. 161 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 162 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:30,720 MUM: We're home! 163 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,040 Where's my Number Gnome comic? 164 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,720 Here. 165 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,480 - Not so fast, worm. - What do you mean, Henry? 166 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,960 There's something I want in return. 167 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,280 I don't understand. 168 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,280 - You've got your comic. - Indeed, I have, Peter. 169 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,280 But what about next week? 170 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,160 What about next week? 171 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,240 Next week's another... week. 172 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,080 Mum could kidnap my comic again next week. 173 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,560 I suppose she could. 174 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,800 Unless someone else has already collected my comic. 175 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,760 And that someone could be... 176 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,200 You. Precisely. 177 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,040 I'm not doing it, Henry. 178 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:17,640 "'Isn't Peter such a smelly nappy baby?' said Number Gnome number 954." 179 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,600 "'He is,' said Number Gnome..." 180 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,600 Stop! I'll do it! 181 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,200 - Promise? - Yes. 182 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,640 Promise on the Best Boys Book of Delightful Deeds ? 183 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,360 - Yes. - Enjoy. 184 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,200 PETER: Henry! There's no loo paper! 185 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,800 (birds chirp) 186 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,840 (gentle jazz music on radio) 187 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,480 (changes channel) 188 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,040 - Hey, I was listening to that! - (loud rock music) 189 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,040 Not anymore you're not. 190 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,920 Thrash, thrash, thrash the hornets! 191 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,320 Trash, trash, trash the hornets! 192 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,640 - It's the other way round, Henry. - Huh? 193 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,880 The words are the other way round. 194 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,200 It's "trash, trash, trash the hornets," 195 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,960 then "thrash, thrash, thrash the hornets." 196 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,240 Who asked you? 197 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,800 Do you know where my mobile phone is, Henry? 198 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,480 - No. - (laughs) 199 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,600 What's so funny? 200 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,320 You don't know anything this morning, do you? 201 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,880 Yes, I do. I know lots of things. 202 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:38,320 MAN: And that was the ever-popular Killer Boy Rats with "Thrash Hornets". 203 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,680 I know I'm gonna finish off the cereal! (laughs) 204 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,440 (changes channel) 205 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:48,480 WOMAN: And if you want to win tickets, you know what you've got to do, 206 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,880 all you know-it-alls out there. 207 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,680 Mum! 208 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:57,720 Hang on a minute. Did she say you could win tickets to the Killer Boy Rats? 209 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,520 Well, you should know, Henry. 210 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,520 And what's that meant to mean? 211 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,240 - (turns volume up) - (turns volume down) 212 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:08,480 WOMAN: Two tickets to see your most favorite band ever. 213 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,080 Well, you know everything, don't you, Henry? 214 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,440 I know I'm gonna win those tickets. 215 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,320 - (turns radio off) - Hey, I was listening to that! 216 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,320 Found it. 217 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,800 But, Mum... 218 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,960 N-O spells no, Henry. 219 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,040 (turns radio on) 220 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,960 WOMAN: And it's goodbye from us. 221 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,120 MUM: Henry, you'll be late for school. 222 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,960 PETER: Something else you obviously don't know, Henry. 223 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,720 What about my breakfast? 224 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,120 You should know the answer to that, too. 225 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,360 (groans) 226 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,520 (bell rings) 227 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,600 So all I've got to do is get my wormy worm little brother 228 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,560 to teach me a few things. 229 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,680 And then those tickets will be mine! 230 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,920 That's what you think, Henry. 231 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,600 Those tickets are mine! 232 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,280 (cackles) 233 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,840 Come on, Henry. You should know the answer to that question. 234 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,000 Why? 235 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,480 Because it's my most favorite worm ever. 236 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,120 Why can't I just call it a bogey beetle? 237 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:24,240 Because it isn't a bogey beetle. It's a bogusum beetlearius. 238 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,560 Huh, like you're a bogusum wormicus! (laughs) 239 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,200 Henry, if you're going to be horrid, you can... 240 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,480 Don't be horrid, Henry. Oh, how nice. 241 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,800 Peter, are you sharing your knowledge with Henry? 242 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,640 I was, but we're finished for the day. 243 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,080 What? We've only just begun. 244 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:46,320 Oh, come on, Peter. Tell me more about the bogey beetleicious. 245 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,400 It's the bogusum beetlearius, Henry. 246 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,240 I've told you a thousand times, and you still can't get it right. 247 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,040 Never mind, sweetie hon. 248 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,280 Want to help me make those delicious fairy cakes you love? 249 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,520 Ooh, yes, please! 250 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,480 Um, Peter, could I...? 251 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,760 - Borrow one of my books? - Well, yes. 252 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,320 As long as you put it back in exactly the right place. They're in-- 253 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,640 Yeah, yeah, I know. They're in alphabetical order. 254 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:19,160 No, actually. SCACS. 255 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:23,800 That stands for Size Color Alphabetical Classification System. 256 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,400 (groans) I might have guessed. 257 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,000 It's the new library classification system. 258 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,440 Yeah, I might have guessed that, too. 259 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,240 It's all the rage with libraries nowadays! 260 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,080 Not a lot of people know that. 261 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,400 Hey, Henry! Coming out to play? 262 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,360 Can't. I'm learning. 263 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,240 Grafting Henry. 264 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,960 There are other ways to learn, you know, Henry. 265 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,960 Uh... Brian! 266 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,400 Eureka! 267 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,000 That's it! 268 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,200 Brainy Brian! 269 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,920 How would you like to be the deputy leader of the Purple Hand Gang, Brian? 270 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,040 Hands off, slugsnot. He's mine. 271 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,360 What do you mean? 272 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,800 I mean I got to him first. 273 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,520 He belongs to me, 274 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,040 so don't even think about trying to persuade him otherwise. 275 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,560 Is this true, Brian? 276 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,400 Yes. She gave me her old mobile phone. 277 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,680 Oh. 278 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,600 (indistinct chatter) 279 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,840 (whispers) It's the website we'll be using. 280 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,640 (doorbell rings) 281 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,520 Greetings, Lord... 282 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,880 - What's all this about, Henry? - The competition. 283 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,560 But I thought you weren't doing the competition anymore, 284 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,040 because Margaret's got Brainy Brian on her side. 285 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,920 I'm not doing it. 286 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,560 Oh, right, then. Let's go and play pirates, then, shall we? 287 00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:00,080 - You're doing it. - Me? But I don't know anything. 288 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:05,720 No, but I do. And anything I don't know, we can find out here. 289 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,880 Oh, I see. I think. 290 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,920 WOMAN: Time to get your fingers on the buttons. 291 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,200 Phone, phone! Where's the phone? 292 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,560 Counting down. 293 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,200 From now. 294 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,960 Quick! Give me your mobile. 295 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,800 Confiscated, remember? 296 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,400 Oh, yeah. Then we've got to find the phone. 297 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,520 Five... 298 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,560 Can I help? 299 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,520 - Look in the fridge. - The fridge? 300 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,360 Don't ask. Just go and look. 301 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,480 Four... 302 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,040 Three... 303 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,640 Oh, hello, Ralph. 304 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,040 Two... 305 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,640 Hello. Just fancied a stick of celery. 306 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,920 What a good boy. 307 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,720 One! Press those buttons now! 308 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,160 (keypad beeps) 309 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,000 (phone rings) 310 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,680 Hello, lucky caller. Who have we here? 311 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,520 (whispers) Go on! Speak! 312 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,520 Come on now. Don't be shy, caller. Tell us your name. 313 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:08,000 (deep voice) Um, my name is Clever Clive. 314 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,280 Well, hello there, Clever Clive. 315 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,560 - Welcome to the show. - (deep voice) Uh, thank you. 316 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,120 And welcome, second caller. 317 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,240 Tell us your name, second caller. 318 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:24,040 My name is Margaret Millicent Maudita Smythe. 319 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:27,280 WOMAN: Welcome Margaret Millicent Maudita Smythe. 320 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,960 You're head to head with Clever Clive. 321 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,400 - It's a head-to-head? - So? 322 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,680 You didn't tell me it was a head-to-head! 323 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,680 I don't tell you lots of things, Ralph. Get on with it. 324 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,800 WOMAN: So, callers, here are your questions. 325 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,360 (gasps) 326 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:48,280 WOMAN: And just to recap, Clever Clive and Margaret... Maud... 327 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,960 Ooh, this is so exciting! 328 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,120 MARGARET: Margaret Millicent Maudita Smythe. 329 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:58,280 WOMAN: They're neck and neck. What do you say to that, Clever Clive? 330 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,040 RALPH AS HIMSELF: Cool. 331 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,680 (deep voice) I mean, cool. 332 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,920 Hang on a minute. That sounds like... 333 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,680 WOMAN: Time for a tiebreak. 334 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,040 - Henry! - Go away, worm! 335 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,800 You're cheating! 336 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,480 No, we're not. We're getting a little help from our friends. 337 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,360 Your friends at askusanything- andwewilltellyounolies.com. 338 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,280 That's cheating, Henry. 339 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:27,040 WOMAN: Hello, callers. Are you ready for the tiebreak? 340 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,920 No! 341 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,840 Did you say no, Clever Clive? 342 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,960 (deep voice) No. I mean, yes, ready for the tiebreak. 343 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,680 Good. Then if you're sitting comfortably... 344 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,880 No! 345 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,520 ...then I'll begin. 346 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,640 Shh, Henry! I can't hear anything! 347 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,960 Oh, might as well forget it, Ralph. 348 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,680 What do the letters... 349 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,880 I'm never gonna know the answer. 350 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,480 ...SC... 351 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,080 I never know anything. 352 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,400 ..ACS stand for? 353 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,920 Hey, I know this one! 354 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 I know the answer! 355 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,960 Anyone know the answer? 356 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,520 We do! Um, I mean I do. 357 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,760 So do we. 358 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,640 (deep voice) So do we. I mean, I. 359 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,680 OK, then. You both know how the tiebreaker works. 360 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,560 I count down from three, and the first correct answer wins. 361 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,680 Three... 362 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,360 Well, go on, then. What's the answer? 363 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,880 It's the bogusum... No, that begins with B. 364 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,440 Un, oh... 365 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,840 Two... 366 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,960 Come on, Henry. 367 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,240 And... one! 368 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,480 Come on! Type faster! 369 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,800 It's the Size Color... (clears throat) 370 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:54,320 (deep voice) The Size Color Alphabetical Classification System. 371 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,080 Not a lot of people know that. 372 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,000 We did! Please, miss, we did! 373 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,000 I'm sorry, Margaret whatever your name is. 374 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,080 I declare Clever Clive to be the winner. 375 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,240 What do you say to that, Clever Clive? 376 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,520 Na-na-ne-na-na! 377 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,280 Henry? Is that you, Henry? 378 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,640 Did you hear that, Henry? We won! 379 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,640 We won? 380 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,320 WOMAN: And two Number Gnome tickets will be in the post tomorrow 381 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,120 for you and your lucky Number Gnome partner! 382 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,520 Did she just say two Number Gnome tickets? 383 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,320 Yes. She did. 384 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,800 Don't worry, Henry. 385 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,760 You can be my Number Gnome partner, 386 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,840 and we'll have some real Number Gnome fun together! 387 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:48,160 Mum, we won! 388 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,680 BOTH: No! 389 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:57,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27887

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