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M_I_SForEver

Aw, I still can't believe
that you're leaving.

This space is not going to
be the same without you.

Trust me, I don't want to go.

I wish I could take you
girls with me but then

Jeff might think that's awkward.

I still can't get
over the fact that

you're marrying somebody
you met on a webcam.

Believe it,

by this time next week, I'll
be Mrs. Jeffrey Yoshima.

I'm going to miss you so much.

Same.

So did you find my
replacement yet?

Not quite yet.

However, me and Kimko

will be conducting more
interviews later so

I'm sure we'll find someone.

I'm sure they'll be great.

Try not to forget
me when I'm gone.

Oh please, you're
irreplaceable.

and thank you so much again
for allowing me to stay here.

You guys really saved me

and I promise I will keep
the Japanese tradition going

after you're gone.

Aw.

I can bring you
protect to this house

'cause I'm black belt.

It's pretty safe here.

It's never been safe.

You guys always keep it alert.

I feel it.

Where'd she get that from?

Oh my God.

We'll call you.

Great.

I'm sorry, Johnny,

but we're actually looking
for somebody Japanese.

My name is Johnny
and I am Japanese.

I am transcultural.

Transcultural?

Yes, it means even though
I wasn't born Japanese,

I am Japanese and my
soul is a Japanese.

I work in a Japanese
karaoke bar.

I go to a Japanese credit union

and I only date Japanese girls.

I am a rice eater, if
you know what I mean.

Well, that's all we need.

Thank you so much for
coming out Johnny.

Next.

Okay, do you
speak any English?

Huh?

Do you speak any English?

Yeah.

Okay, thank you
so much for coming.

So what do you do Miho?

Oh, well mainly I foster cats.

Sometimes I help
work as a barista,

but I try to spend as much time

with my fur baby as possible.

Oh, which reminds me, I
need to bring them with me

of course.

I have four of my own

and I foster two
to three at a time.

It's small apartment.

Oh, they don't need much space

and they are mostly
friendly, well, eventually.

I don't think so.

It's so cute, I made
this book for myself.

That is wonderful, it
was great to meet you.

Well, thanks
for coming out, Fumi.

It was wonderful meeting you.

Thank you for having me.

We will be in touch.

Hi, may I help you?

I'm here for the interview.

Did you make an appointment?

No, but I can be now.

I would like to
see the apartment.

I guess you can
squeeze one more in.

I'm Natalie, come on in.

I'm Miko.

My name is
Kimko, welcome to our home.

Home.

Would you like a tour?

Follow me.

So, our landlord
Ruben, is great.

He will fix anything in a snap,

so these will be your shelves,

these will be your drawers,
and top shelf would be yours.

Very nice.

What is that?

Oh, that would be my room.

This is actually a two bedroom

that we converted
into three bedroom.

Save a lot of money like that,

it takes up a little space but

you don't have to
worry about that,

you get to have your own room.

Where's my room?

Follow me.

Small room.

Yes, but you get to
have your own privacy.

The only thing we
really ask for at night

is to keep the noise down

because we live on
top of each other.

Seems very nice.

Is there anything I should
know about this place,

like neighborhood?

It's pretty safe here.

So what do you do, Miko?

I sell homemade items online.

Oh, like Etsy?

I just bought this
cutest earrings last week.

What do you make?

I make exotic hair pieces.

Like wigs?

So do you make it from
horse hair, or synthetic

for cancer patients
or for Halloween?

Oh no, I make it
out of human hair

for anyone who likes it.

Oh, maybe you can
make one for me?

I could.

So are you from around here?

No, I just moved to here.

I need a place to live now.

I would like to move in tonight.

That's not going
to be possible.

We have more interviews
to do in the morning.

I have no place to go.

My roommate's broke lease and
I need a place to live now.

Hey, let's talk for a minute.

I don't
know about her,

but something seems whack.

I think she's a
little desperate, but sweet.

Let's do it and get this
whole process over with.

We can't
just rush into decision.

Why not?

She needs a place,
we need to rent.

She's cute and quiet, I say yes.

Well
we do need rent.

And she seems noble enough.

Well, we talked it over

and we're going to cancel
the interviews tomorrow

so you can move in.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Welcome to our home.

I like to keep
my personal space.

I'm so sorry.

Do you need any help moving in?

No.

I only have a few things.

Well, we are going out for
dinner around the corner,

so would you like to join us?

No, thank you.

We can bring you
back something.

I cook for myself.

All right then, we'll I'll
talk to Ruben in the morning

and you can move in tomorrow.

No, I need
to move in tonight.

Well, that's not
going to be possible.

We have to do a
background check.

I need a place to
sleep tonight, please.

It's fine, let her stay.

Well, I guess it's fine.

We can take care of the
rest in the morning.

Yeah!

You can borrow my key
until you get your own.

Thank you, Kimko.

Well,
we'll see you later.

Just lock up if you leave.

We are so sorry, he came
out when I opened the door

and he went running out
before I could catch him.

Aw, we love Dawson.

He couldn't even
hurt us if he tried.

Who's a good boy?

We will have to bring
you back a doggy bar.

We're going to the
brewery, you wanna come?

You wanna come?

Oh no, Emilio and I are
taking Dawson for a bedtime walk

and then we're going
straight to bed with him.

Yeah baby.

We better get to sleep

or else I'm only going
to get five hours,

but Natalie, Kimko, so
nice to see you both.

We need to get together soon.

Is Shino still around?

No, she left today,

but we found a new
roommate, Miko.

That's great.

Oh, we'll have to
come by tomorrow

and welcome her to the building.

Absolutely.

Actually, all of us
should hang out sometime.

We would love that.

But let's get
going, I'm starving.

See you later.

Bye.

It smells like bleach here.

Well, that's cool.

This place could use a touch up.

Maybe she thinks we're dirty.

Sh, it's nighttime.

Nighttime is quiet time.

So sorry to wake you.

We are just getting in.

So how's your unpacking?

All done.

Wow, that went quick.

Can we have a look?

No.

Well, if you need help
with unpacking your cookware,

there's plenty of
space in the kitchen.

No.

I cook in here.

But we got tons of room.

No, I cook in here.

That's cool.

Thank you.

Now if you'll excuse
me, I am very tired.

I must get some rest.

Right.

Well, make yourself at home.

Well, good night.

Good night.

Is it just me or does
she seem fucked up?

I think she's just nervous.

It's hard to make
friends sometimes.

Especially since we
are so close already,

maybe she feels like
she's being judged.

I don't know.

For some reason I feel like
she's the one who's judging us.

Like we weren't even that
loud when we came home.

Well, it's after midnight,

so she's right about being late.

Yeah,
maybe you're right.

She's just so odd.

I mean, maybe it's not too
late to change our minds.

Oh, come on, give it a chance.

Yeah, I'm probably
just being paranoid.

Good talk.

So now I'm going to
get some rest too,

and I suggest you do the same.

Ruben is going to be here
bright and early tomorrow

to sign the paperwork.

Okay, then.

Good night.

Good night.

I love this smell.

And I
love you, Kimko.

Nice to meet you, Miko.

Normally we don't
allow you to move in

until the background check,

but I've known Natalie and
can Kimko for a while now,

so if you'd like to move
in early, that's fine.

Just fill out this application

so I can put it in my records.

Thank you, sir.

You're welcome.

So how long have you
known these girls, Miko?

Oh, I know them
for awhile now.

That's great.

I hate online ads.

You meet some strange
birds on the water.

I believe it.

I want to be put on the lease.

Oh, well I can't do that

until the background
check clears.

My name is on the lease,

you don't have to
worry about that.

No, I want my
name on the lease.

Why don't
we talk about it

once the background
check clears?

That sounds like a good idea.

All done.

Great, thanks.

All right, I'll
see you girls soon.

Miko, here's your key.

Welcome to the building.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you Ruben.

Bye guys.

Well, I guess it's official,
you're part of the home now.

Oh, this
is so exciting.

We should all go out and get
to know each other better.

Don't you think Miko?

Maybe another time,

I have more to do
around the house.

Oh however, I do need
to go to a store.

I need more shelves.

Do you know where it is?

We got to go anyways,
let's all go together.

No, I'll go by myself.

Nonsense, we
can go out as a group.

Okay.

Get away
from me, monster!

Someone get it away!

Dawson,
come back, come back.

I'm so sorry about him.

He's a really friendly dog.

He's not going to hurt you.

Get the beast away from me.

Did he hurt you?

Yes.

Monsters like him should
be kept on a leash.

We're so sorry.

He's usually very friendly.

He's just not familiar with you.

Pets should not
be left off leash.

I'll go home and clean the room.

Oh, clean that poop, I hate it.

Wait, what about store?

Well, she seems nice.

Stop it.

We really should keep
Dawson on a leash.

No, he
didn't do anything.

He barely touched her.

You can't tell me she
didn't make a big fuss

over Dawson for nothing and
then storm off like that.

Maybe she's afraid of dogs.

I will talk to her later.

Hey, come on, let's
go to the store.

Maybe she needs some
space right now.

No, I'm not in the mood.

I want to go inside.

We're really
sorry about Dawson.

Don't be sorry, he
didn't do anything.

He barely touched her.

We will
see you guys later.

All right.

I think she's exaggerating.

I mean, I had paper
cuts worse than that.

Sh, keep it down,
she might hear you.

I think she just
likes attention.

Let me talk to her.

What is she doing in there?

I don't know.

I'm going to find out.

Hey, we just wanted
to check on you

after what happened back there.

Emilio and Rachel
are super sorry.

They didn't mean to scare you.

That dog hurt me.

I don't like animals.

He doesn't know any
better, he's an innocent dog.

That dog should
have stay locked up.

He's dangerous.

He barely touched you.

Maybe I should talk
to Ruben about it.

It's an aggressive dog
attacking my legs on leash

without its owner and
pooping all over the floor.

I can't be the first person to
complain about his behavior.

Actually you are.

Everybody loves Dawson.

Hey, why don't you
go get some water?

What happened back there?

Are you okay?

Yes, I don't like animals.

Animals hurt people.

Oh, I talk to our neighbors

and they promise to keep
Dawson away from you.

But he's actually very sweet
if you get to know him.

I don't want to
say that dog again.

He's violent.

I will let them know, but
they're really sorry, you know?

Okay.

But you should choose not
to talk to the neighbors,

bad people have animals.

Oh, by the way,

we saw steam or smoke
coming from your room.

Is everything okay back there?

Yes, I'm fine.

I'm cooking.

Oh, well the kitchen is
open if you need more space.

Yeah, it's fine.

I'm a private person.

Okay.

Well let us know if
you need anything.

Well, that went well.

I just don't like
being around her.

If I'm going to live
in such a small space,

I'm not going to let
anybody steal my inner peace

and she's robbing
me by the second.

You haven't
given her a chance.

I think she's just
afraid of animals,

it's just misunderstanding.

I think she's rude,
socially inept and cold.

She's just a fucking bitch to me

and I don't trust anybody
who doesn't like Dawson.

I think you are just
not giving it enough time.

Maybe you can find something
you have in common.

Other than our speeches,

I doubt I have anything
in common with that girl.

Well, at least try.

She's our roommate after all.

We are just kind of
stuck with her now.

And did you see how
she was lying to Ruben?

She pretended she knew us.

We don't know anything about
her except from her name.

Yes, but maybe
she was just nervous

she wouldn't get the room,

which if Ruben knew that
we were dis-blatantly

posting online to fill it,

she would totally not approve,

so that's kinda nice she
said that, at least for us.

I just get this creepy vibe.

Well, you might as
well give it a try.

Fine, only because
you're saying so.

Thank you!

I just want us to get along
like we did with Shino.

I don't think that's
going to be possible.

What did you say?

I said I'll try my best.

Okay, I will see you later.

Hey.

41 messages.

You're mentally unstable,

I'm not comfortable around you,

stalking is fine,
fuck you, Jesus.

Yes, can I help you?

I want to talk to you
about the text messages.

Yes, what about them?

I do not like
the way they sound.

If you have a problem with me,

we can discuss it like adults.

We can have a house meeting
Wednesday at 10:00 AM.

No, we can talk now.

No, we'll have a meeting.

Wednesday. 10:00 AM.

Fine, we'll have a meeting.

Miko?

What are you doing?

I saw steam and smoke.

I am cooking.

The blood?

The cutting board?

Ox heart.

Would you like some?

No thank you.

Okay.

Hey um, were you
outside of my room

just a few seconds ago?

No.

Really?

I could have sworn
I saw someone.

Not me.

Okay then uh, good night

and uh, sorry for intruding.

Good night.

So, how's that new
roommate working out?

I don't even know
how to explain her.

Well, she moved in a
couple of weeks ago.

She's just so strange.

I mean, she stays in
her room the whole time.

She even cooks from her room.

She works from her room.

She does everything
from her room.

Kimko likes her, but, and
again Kimko is never around.

She doesn't care.

That's weird.

Oh, can I ask you something?

Are you still hooking
up with that cop?

Yeah, why?

Okay,
can you ask him

if he can find anything
out about Miko Hayashi?

Oh yeah, he'll
do anything I say.

Wait, have you looked her
up on social media yet?

No, no, no.

She's not on social
media at all.

Miko Hayashi, okay.

I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Oh, she's, she's coming out.

Oh yeah, don't
worry about it, okay?

I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

Hey, what happened to your hair?

I changed it.

Looks nice.

Do you need help with that?

No, I got it.

Freak.

Oh Natalie.

Hey, what's going on?

What's shaking?

What's going on, how are you?

Ah, can't complain.

You got a new
roommate, didn't you?

Yeah, that's what I thought

because I saw this
pumpkin head chick

that looked like a robe comb
chemist in our building.

I asked her what she was doing
here and she flipped her lid.

She was like ha,
ha, ha, I live her.

So then I said, ha,
ha, ha, I live here too

and I never seen yo
bright ass before.

Then she said she'll yell
rape if I don't beat it

so I kicked rocks hard.

Oh my God.

Yeah, see that's
my new roommate.

She seemed okay at first,
but boy was I wrong.

Yeah well, she seem like
TNT with a short fuse.

Well she's not, and I got
the text messages to prove it.

The fuck?

Oh hell no.

Well, you be careful anyway.

I bet that bitch
got a screw loose.

I will.

Hey Ruben.

Hey Natalie, I'm
glad I caught you.

Hey, I wanted to talk to you
about the background check.

What about it?

It's not going through,

I think Miko might've
misspelled something.

No way, really?

Yeah, every time it comes
back, it's not coming up as her.

So that being said,

the lease will remain in your
name alone for now, all right?

That's fine.

I think we should keep
it like that anyhow.

Listen, do me a
favor too, okay?

Can you have her
stop texting me?

She's been sending
me multiple messages

about the pets in the building

and how Jason is stalking her

and he has a dog
he isn't paying for

and Rachel's dog is
vicious and attacked her.

Rachel's dog is not vicious.

He's the sweetest dog ever,

he's just happy
to see everybody.

So she wasn't injured at all?

No, not at all.

Well, she's been texting
me too much, a lot.

You know what I mean?

I think something's
wrong with her.

Well, there's a lot
of stuff wrong with her.

Anyways, we're going to have
a house meeting in an hour

so I'll talk to her then.

All right, thanks.

All right, see you later.

See ya, bye.

The meeting
started two minutes ago.

I'm here, let's talk.

You're late.

I've been waiting.

I'm sorry it went
further than I planned.

Let's start.

We need to talk
about house rules.

I am not paying for your heat.

I do not turn the heat
on when it's cold.

I just wear more
clothes in Japan.

Well, it's my home
and we're in America,

so I will turn the
heat on if I want to

and anyways, we are
splitting it as a household

because that's what we are.

Kimko is never here and
she still pays for it all.

Well, if I don't use it,

then I should not
have to pay for it.

Fine, you don't
have to pay for it.

Are we good now?

No.

When I moved in, you said
this was a quiet home,

you promised.

It is a quiet home.

You're a liar.

You are very loud.

I heard you talking
on your phone

a few days ago in the kitchen.

It was around lunchtime.

I had my TV on

and I could still hear your
voice through the walls.

You should do that
in your own room.

Well, it doesn't really
make any difference

if I'm talking in my
room or the kitchen

because I have no walls
and anyhow, it's day time,

so if I want to
talk on the phone,

I will talk on the
phone, it's my home.

It's my apartment too.

And when am I going
to be on lease?

I want to be put on now.

Well, actually I
did talk to Ruben

and he said that did
your background check

didn't go through, so we're
going to have to wait for that.

It's not fair that
I'm not on the lease.

Well, there's nothing
I do about that.

It's also unfair that
you have the biggest room

and pay the least.

What are you talking about?

Well, my room is a
hundred square feet

and your room is a 200
square feet, that is double,

but I pay 50 dollars
more each month.

Well that is because
I have no walls.

You and Kimko have the
exact same sizes with doors.

I'm sleeping in the
living room area.

Do you want to switch?

No, I like privacy.

I just think it's unfair

that I pay more than
you to live here

and that you have
more space than I do.

Well Miko, life is
not always fair, okay?

Just get over it.

These were the rules

and you knew that when
you moved in, okay?

Well, I didn't measure
the rooms until yesterday,

so I couldn't have known
until after I signed.

I want to renegotiate
the payment.

No, it's not happening.

If you don't like it, you can
find somewhere else to live.

You are rude

and I do not appreciate
the way you talk to me.

You owe me an apology
about your anger management

that is missing your behavior.

I don't even understand

what the hell
you're talking about

and also,

why can't we just discuss
things like normal people?

Instead, you have
to send me all these

passive aggressive texts
when you can just come to me

and say, hey, can
you lower the heat?

Can you lower your voice?

And then you wasting
both of our time

on this stupid little meeting.

This is not a waste of time.

Yes it is.

You are rude, we
are not done talking.

I am!

I don't know what the
fuck you bitches told Ruben,

but I ain't got no fucking dog

and I'm not getting
kicked out this place

where I been living at, my
crib for four years now.

Whoa, whoa!

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about your
traffic cone head woman of yours

been talking shit to Ruben
saying that I got a dog

and I'm skipping out on rent,

by not paying pet fees for
a damn dog I don't have.

Then she told Ruben
that I'm a stalking man

with a stalking dog.

What's a stalking dog?

What, the dog's just
at the window like.

Listen, listen,

I'm not guilty by
association, okay?

When crazy comes
up, you guys talk.

You know Ruben's
talking about evicting me?

Yeah, some bullshit.

He's about to inspect my place.

I'm so sorry, James.

I don't even know
what to tell you,

but I had nothing to
do with this, okay?

I would never say
anything to Ruben.

Yeah?

Well you tell that
tangerine to come GPS me.

I'm gonna teach her a lesson
about running her mouth.

Oh my God.

Rachel, Emilio.

What's wrong?

It's Dawson.

Emilia and I looked
everywhere for him

and we can't find him anywhere,
we don't know what to do.

Oh my God.

Did he run away?

That's the thing,
we have no idea.

He was locked in the
crate when we left

and we got home,
the crate was open

but all the doors were closed.

We don't know how he
could have gotten out.

Oh God, I'm so sorry.

I hope he's okay.

I hope so too.

Well, if I see him
I'll let you guys know.

I see, she's
using the kitchen.

Oh my God, you scared me.

Where have you been?

You've been missing
all kinds of crazy shit

while you're gone.

Really?

Like what?

Like Miko tried
to get James evicted

and Dawson gone missing.

No, not Dawson.

Poor baby.

Rachel and Emilio
must be so worried.

They really are and you
know what's even crazier?

There were no open
doors or windows.

Aliens!

Kimko, welcome home.

Long time, no see.

Yeah, thank you Miko.

However, it is late and
you're both being loud.

It's only 10 o'clock,
it's not even that late.

We will keep it down.

Thank you.

Did you see that
look she gave me?

Yeah, she doesn't like you.

No shit.

She started out okay,

but that went down
the drain real quick.

I'm actually heading out, so
I will be back in a few days.

But you just got here.

You can't just
leave me with that.

I'm so sorry, but
I made promises.

Since when do
you keep promises?

When it involves a
cute guy and hot tub.

Okay, fine.

But if any one of us
dies, you know who did it.

Oh, I better go before
she comes back out here.

Aw, come on.

That bitch is lying.

She always lying.

That bitch is lying.

Lying ass bitch.

Oh my God, I had
enough of all this shit.

Hey Miko, can you
hold that door?

Wait!

Miko!

Me, what the fuck
is her problem?

Miko!

Miko!

Get the fuck outta here!

What is wrong with you?

You are, okay?

Texting me all these
messages about privacy.

What the fuck is your problem?

I just said hi to you
and you're my roommate.

You are disrespectful
and I do not appreciate it.

Oh really?

Well, this is my house, okay?

And my rules and
talk about respect.

You don't know nothing
about it, okay?

Nothing and you know nothing
about who I am either

or what I'm capable of, okay?

Do you understand me?

If you really want to play
challenges of mental illness,

you want to play that?

Well, go ahead.

I will challenge you.

I will make you crumble,
I will make you crazy

as of crawl out of
your craziest skin

once and for all, okay?

You're evil.

Maybe I am.

The devil is in your eyes.

You have seen nothing yet

and yeah, I think
the devil is there.

Oh yeah, the devil is
whispering something to me.

What is it?

Bitch better bounce.

Oh, we'll turn her
into some sashimi.

Natalie, you have gone too far.

I am pressing charges
of domestic violence.

You assaulted me in my home

and I do not feel
comfortable with you around

stalking my room.

You have a bad problem
with anger management

and now you yelled at me
until you made me deaf again.

It is your fault so much,
I am having you deported.

I called police and immigration

for you choosing not
to take responsibility

for your house and human rules.

You don't understand.

She's a fucking psycho, okay?

She'll text me like all day long

and I mean 50 messages in a
row about absolutely nothing.

Just ranting crazy
fucking bullshit.

Have you talked to
Ruben, your landlord?

Maybe he can evict
her or something.

That's actually a good idea.

You know, I'll call
him in the morning.

I just can't go back there.

She claims that I assaulted her

and she threatens
to press charges.

Mi casa, su casa, babe.

As long as you're naked.

I just feel weird
I'm invading your mom's space.

No, that's fine.

Since she broke that dry spell,

she's been out like
every single night

and even if she was here,
she'd make you a sandwich.

Thank you.

Of course, that's right.

Daren, that's not
massaging my back.

Yeah, well it's
massaging something.

Hey, did you leave
the door open?

What?

The door?

Shit.

Nat, what the hell?

What the hell, Nat?

The door.

It was closed and now it's open.

So what?

Somebody is here.

I think it's her.

Someone's watching us.

I think you're
just being paranoid.

The door probably
just bumped open

from us messing around in there.

Maybe.

Come on babe,
let's go back inside.

Yes, we got into
this huge fight last night

and I can't go back there.

She's absolutely fucking crazy.

She has to be evicted, there's
no way we can resolve this.

All right.

Well, that's going to be
harder than you think.

What do you mean?

I mean, the lease
is still under your name

and she never got
added to the lease.

So what does it mean?

Well, that means that
she's technically a squatter

and I can't evict her cause
she isn't on the lease.

But this girl is crazy,
you have to help me.

All right, I'll come
up with something.

Let me get back to you.

Thanks Ruben.

All right.

Oh my God, I'm so
happy to see you.

What are you doing here?

Well Daren said that
you were doing so great

so I thought I'd come
and check up on you.

Is everything okay?

No, not at all.

You know that roommate
I told you about

that I asked your cop
friend to research?

Oh yeah, I totally forgot.

I was meaning to get
back to you about that.

Did he find out anything?

That's the thing,
is he couldn't find anything about her.

He searched her name
through customs and nothing.

It's like she's a ghost.

That is so strange, there
has to be something on her.

What if we took
something from her?

Like a piece of hair
or a toothbrush?

Do you think he could
run a DNA test on her?

Yeah, he could.

Only thing is I can't go
back to that fucking apartment.

Well, what if I
go for you, huh?

I can say I'm a
friend of Kimko's,

if she happens to be home,

besides I'd like a chance
to yell at that lunatic.

I mean, who does
she think she is

coming into your home
and starting shit?

No don't, trust me.

Just go there and
try not to make

any contact with her at all.

You don't want to
meet her anyways.

Her toothbrush is
the light blue one

in the medicine cabinet.

Light blue one,
medicine cabinet.

And
while you're there,

would you mind
going into my room,

in the top drawer, here's
some jewelry of my grandmother

and they're really
meaningful to me.

I can totally do that for you.

Thank you so much.

I'm going to get you
Daren's extra keys.

Bingo.

One down, one to go.

You shouldn't be here.

It never fucking ends.

Dawson!

Dawson!

I feel like that bitch
had something to do with it.

Who, Natalie?

No, the roommate,
you know the new one?

Oh, you mean her?

Yeah, her.

We all know she hated Dawson.

Stop it, you're
not making sense.

You're just tired.

Am I?

Don't you remember
her telling Ruben

that our baby attacked her?

I mean, if it wasn't
for Natalie stepping in

denying the whole thing,
we might have been evicted.

You're right, but
that's a big accusation

and we don't have any proof.

No.

I bet I can find some.

Oh really, how?

This is a bad idea.

It's not breaking
in, the door is open.

What if she's home?

Will you just come on?

Come on.

Did you see that?

See what?

I saw something move.

I think someone's here.

God.

There's no one here.

It's like something's
cooking or something.

What is it?

Oh, it can't be.

Is it?

You shouldn't have
touched the rice cooker.

Looking for this?

You monster!

No, Dawson was the monster.

He was very scary,

but I must say, he
was very, very tasty.

Well, I spoke to
Rubin and he cannot evict her

because she's a squatter.

However, he can evict all of us.

All this over some crazy shit.

What the fuck?

She can't be that
hard to get rid of.

You
don't understand.

She's fucking crazy, okay?

Like she'll text me the same
thing over and over again

until I reply.

So block her.

She's
living in my apartment.

It's not going to make
much of a difference.

She'll text me about the same
thing over and over again

and then she'll say
that I made her deaf

because I'm so loud.

Yeah, well you
are kind of loud.

Anyways, she
terrorizes everybody.

She even threatened to
call immigration on me.

Am I harboring a fugitive?

No asshole, I'm legal.

I'm just trying to
say that she's crazy.

Yeah, well crazy doesn't
beat Burt's strength, does it?

Let's just going over there
and show her what's up,

show her some of this shit.

That's right, one thousand one,

one thousand two,

one thousand three.

Listen strong man, I need
you to come over there with me.

I got to go there.

Really?

And why are you
going over there?

Because I have some
really important jewelry

that I left there

and I also got a spy
device I want to place.

Really?

Wow, that's some cool shit.

Don't you think you're
being a little paranoid?

Oh, not at all.

She's up to something and
I'm going to find out.

Yeah, I think that's a
little waste of time though.

Don't you think?

No, I'm going and I
want you to come with me.

Yeah, but that's all
the way across town, babe.

I don't want to go.

I'm going.

What about Kimko?

Kimko?

Kimko, what about Kimko?

She's not a hoe,
she's just young.

I guess I could ask her.

Yeah, well maybe
she's seen Madison

or can at least drop
your jewelry off

so you don't have to see
Miko Freak-O anymore.

Oh my God.

What did you call her?

Miko Freak-O, you know?

Cause she's a super freak.

You, all right.

Well, I guess I
could call Kimko.

Yeah, just give Kimko a call.

Let me know what she says.

Okay, I will.

Hey.

Hey, have you been to
the apartment recently?

No, but I'm headed right now.

What's up?

Well, I kinda exploded on Miko

and I haven't been back since.

Wait, exploded, how?

Enough for her to
accuse me of assault

and to threaten to
have me deported.

No way.

Tell me about it.

She's so nuts, she could
smash her head in the wall

and blame it all on me.

God knows how crazy she
really is, you know?

Anyways, I'm a Daren's right now

and I got some really
important jewelry

in the top drawer on my bureau

and I was wondering
if you could grab them

while you're there?

I'm sure I'm just
being paranoid,

but I just don't
trust that lunatic

in the house with my
jewelry, you know?

Of course, yeah I will look
for it as soon as I get there.

Oh, and also

my friend Madison was
supposed to go there last week

and pick them up for me

and I haven't been able
to get in touch with her

so while you're there, can
you ask Miko a few questions

to find out if she's been
there or if she's seen her?

Yeah, I will ask for you.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

Hello Kimko.

I didn't know you
were coming home.

I'm not staying, I just
needed to grab a few things.

Um, did you change your hair?

Oh yes, that's a new
hair piece I made recently.

It's very nice.

Just like Madison.

Do you remember seeing
her the other day?

No.

She came by to pick up
something for Natalie.

Natalie gave her
a key to get in.

Oh yes.

I was so scared, I thought
she was an intruder at first.

She was a nice girl.

Well, apparently Natalie
hasn't been able to

get in touch with her
since she came by here.

So did she happen to say
anything about leaving town?

No.

She didn't say very much at all.

Natalie is super worried.

She wants to file a
missing person report.

If she comes back,
I will text you.

Are you looking for this?

Why do you have that?

Why do you think?

Is that?

Human hair.

Uh, pineapple.

Obviously gotta
change that safe word.

Hey listen, I'm really
worried about Kimi.

I haven't heard from her since
she went to that apartment.

Are you seriously thinking
about fucking Kimi right now?

Yes, because
after she confronted Miko,

I suddenly got a text
message from Madison

saying that she
has to leave town

and will mail me the jewelry.

Imagine that,
what a coincidence?

Hey, too
much of a coincidence.

In fact, I don't
believe in coincidences.

I think something
happened to both of them.

Are you fucking serious?

Fuck.

Here we fucking go.

And check this out.

Then I did some more Googling

and I put in Miko Hayashi
and nothing came in.

You know, you're
seriously starting to sound

like a fucking
conspiracy theorist.

No, I'm not.

Listen, this is serious.

I have to go back there.

I have to plant my spy camera.

Maybe we can do
it in the morning.

No, no, no, no.

That's seriously a bad idea.

No,
it's a great idea.

Listen, let's cut a deal.

You take me there
and wait in the car

and I will give you
anything you want to.

Yeah?

Like what kind of anything?

Oh, you'll find out.

Oh fuck.

So I guess I got to drive
my ass to cross town now?

Exactly.

Oh fuck, all right.

It better be three hours.

I want it now.

Oh my God.

Daren.

Daren, you gotta check this out.

Wow, this is some
really fucked up shit.

I can't watch this.

Daren, you gotta see this.

Daren?

Daren?

Daren?

Daren?

Kimko?

Kimko.

Kimko?

Don't

think

of me

you need

to go.

I just,

I just

wanted to

say

goodbye.

Tell

my mom in Japan

I love her.

Go, please.

Go.

Miko Freak-O!

I can hear you Miko Freak-O.

Miko Freak-O!

Drop your weapon now!

Hands where I can see them!

Stand up slowly.

Natalie!

What the fuck is going on?

It's Miko, she
killed everybody.

I knew she was crazy.

She asked me for
her deposit back

and five quarters got stuck
in the laundry machine.

What do you want me to do?

You gotta help me.

I got your back, Natalie.

Sir, step away
from the vehicle.

Get that guy out of here.

I'll take
care of it, sir.

Hey you gotta, you gotta
tell me what's going on here.

This is my building.

She's innocent.

What is she doing in the
back seat of that car?

I'm gonna
check it out upstairs.

Come check this out boss.

Oh, someone get CSI up here.

We gotta get this
to the lab pronto.

Natalie San,

Natalie San,

Natalie San,

Natalie San.

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you are trying to reach

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