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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,562 Whoa, lordy! 2 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,396 Wooo, wow! 3 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:38,369 Lemme outa here! Oh feet, do yo' stuff. 4 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,837 Wu-huh! Wu-huh! Woooow! 5 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,908 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 6 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:47,301 [Panting] 7 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,944 [Upbeat instrumental music] 8 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:02,123 [Rock music] 9 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,622 Going down down down How far can you go? 10 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:09,725 You might fall into the Forbidden Zone 11 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,904 Going round round round Driving me insane 12 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:19,001 Everything looks different but nothing has changed 13 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:23,713 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 14 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:53,703 Living in the Sixth Dimension Things get rough 15 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:59,909 Living in the Sixth Dimension can be tough 16 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:04,780 It's so hard when you're on your own 17 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,320 When you're on your own 18 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:15,829 Going down down down How far can you go? 19 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,871 You might fall into the Forbidden Zone 20 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,943 Going down down down Cross the border line 21 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:28,037 The guards look scary But the girls are pretty fine 22 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,823 Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down 23 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,222 I know 24 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:44,356 Turnin' me around, turnin' me around, turnin' me around, 25 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,658 I know 26 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,282 Thank you very much for that delicious breakfast. 27 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,047 It was absolument superbe! 28 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,821 [Groans in disgust] 29 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:18,227 I'd like to chat with you longer... 30 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:23,167 however, I regret that Flash and I have to hurry along to school. 31 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:28,172 As I am a new student, I don't want to make a bad impression. 32 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:33,606 Yeah. The principal, Mr. Yodlebein, sent out bulletins to all the classrooms... 33 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,946 and he said that if anybody's gonna be late, they're gonna be punished. 34 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,884 Oh, children, don't be late for school. 35 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:45,213 And, Flash, be sure you tie your grandfather up... 36 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,521 and check the knots real good. 37 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,924 While he was sniffing around for food yesterday... 38 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:54,065 he nearly wandered into the Forbidden Zone. 39 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,962 The Forbidden Zone? Qu'est-ce que c'est que a, alors? 40 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,504 What are you ever talking about? 41 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,940 Squeezit Henderson's got a brother that dresses like a broad. 42 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,072 And he took us down into the basement... 43 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:12,675 and showed us those funny games, you know, like the adults play... 44 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,949 and he went through a door, and he never came out. 45 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,786 A door leading to the Sixth Dimension? 46 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,420 How strange, yet intriguing. 47 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,929 Just imagine the adventurous world beyond that door. 48 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,132 You don't ever... 49 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,636 You don't ever, you don't ever.... 50 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:35,601 [Comical instrumental music] 51 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:41,937 [Singing] 52 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,609 Behind them doors You don't go through 53 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,149 That is one thing You do not do 54 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:50,186 Sin and evil That's what you'll find 55 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:53,555 You'll meet two baldheaded devils there with wild sex on their minds 56 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,686 The King and Queen of that terrible underworld 57 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,630 They capture and torment all the little sweet young girls 58 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:03,328 You can't be serious, Pa, It sounds like heaven! Ha! Ha! Ha! 59 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,566 I think I'll move there, you stupid, silly father 60 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,905 [Jazzy instrumental music] 61 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,124 Stay away from that door, my little daughter 62 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,094 You'll miss yer daddy You'll miss yer mama 63 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,131 One of these days You'll be sad and lonely 64 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:35,895 Some of these days, Laday la hey You're gonna be so lonely 65 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,869 Some of these days You're gonna want me only 66 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:42,630 You'll miss my lovin', miss my kissin' You're gonna miss your little daddy 67 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:46,668 When you goes away You'll be so lonely 68 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,648 For me only, you know, baby Why I went away 69 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,878 Oh, when I'm leavin' You don't know 70 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,149 About how your heart be grievin' You'll miss your little daddy, mama 71 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,883 Some of these days 72 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:01,320 [Jazzy music continues] 73 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,481 [Singing nonsensically] 74 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,476 [Dramatic instrumental music] 75 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,042 [Women screaming] 76 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,445 [Women screaming continues] 77 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,856 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 78 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,408 Holy cow. It's ten to 9:00. 79 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,715 Come on, Gramps, we gotta tie you up now. 80 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,644 FRENCHY: Oh, la, la, we'll be late for school. 81 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,284 [Singing] 82 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:47,355 Beautiful dreamer 83 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:52,604 Come unto me 84 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,638 [speaking Pig Latin] 85 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,478 Ewww! Squeezit Henderson. 86 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:12,353 Will you get a load of that jerk, will you? 87 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,791 Ewww! 88 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:22,394 Hey, Frenchy, you got a Kleenex? I got something stuck in my throat. 89 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:23,799 No, sorry. 90 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,508 [Slow instrumental music] 91 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,872 SQUEEZIT: Hi, Flash. Hi, Frenchy. FLASH: How you doing, man? 92 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:37,344 Flash told me that you have a twin brother that disappeared behind the door... 93 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,644 in our basement. 94 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,879 It's not my brother, it's my sister. 95 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:44,116 FLASH: It's your brother, he only acts like a broad. He's a faggot. 96 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,521 You're the faggot. 97 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,890 Do you think you'll ever see your sister again? 98 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:53,196 You know, I think I've accomplished astral projection with my sister. 99 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:54,857 FLASH: Ah, banana oil. 100 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,994 Formidable, alors! How fascinating. 101 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,971 You'll have to tell me everything about it. 102 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,505 Well, last night, my mother was punishing me again... 103 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,705 and I begged her to stop hurting me, but she wouldn't. 104 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:11,773 And finally the pain got so intense and unbearable that I felt like I was dying... 105 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:15,309 and leaving my body, and then I had this vision of my sister... 106 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:20,348 that was so real, I could see her as clearly as I'm looking at both of you right now. 107 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,716 [Humming] 108 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,347 [Humming continues] 109 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,813 [Singing] 110 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,856 I kept rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing 111 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,923 Ow! Ow! Ow! 112 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,865 FAUSTO: Don't push your luck, Henderson. 113 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,833 Chrie. 114 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:46,311 Fausto, 1,000 years... 115 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:50,279 and for some reason, I just can't get enough of you. 116 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:57,651 [Soft instrumental music] 117 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,887 [Dramatic instrumental music] 118 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,691 Everything got black. I must've fainted. 119 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,802 How amazing. 120 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,471 FRENCHY: And she disappeared in our own basement. 121 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,008 In your own basement. 122 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,410 Well, so long, Squeezit. 123 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,747 Come on, Sis, Miss Feldman will mark us tardy. 124 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:30,018 Come on, Squeezit, we're going to be late for class. 125 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,245 [Bell ringing] 126 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,591 [Students shouting] 127 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,904 JOHNNY: You fucking kid! You motherfucking kid! 128 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,498 JOHNNY: I told you not to do that, you motherfucker. 129 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,874 JOHNNY: I'll kill you, you son of a bitch. 130 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:56,379 JOHNNY: You fucking bitch. You motherfucker. 131 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,574 I'll kill you, you fucking bitch. 132 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,049 [Gun shots firing] 133 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:14,530 Squeezit Henderson, please come forward, and lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. 134 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,566 [Grunting] 135 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,632 [All laughing] 136 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,716 [Mimicking cock crowing] 137 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:58,003 Class, we have a new student. 138 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:03,278 Flash's sister Susan will come and tell us of her studies in France. 139 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,844 [Upbeat instrumental music] 140 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,818 [Singing in French] 141 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,725 Le soir on cause d'un tas de choses 142 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,824 Avant de se mettre au pieu 143 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,959 J'apprends la gographie 144 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,005 De la Chine et de la Mandchourie 145 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:31,133 Les frontires, les rivres 146 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:34,008 Le Fleuve Jaune et le Fleuve Bleu 147 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,139 Y a meme l'amour c'est curieux 148 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:40,310 Qu'arrose l'Empire du Milieu 149 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,354 C'est moi qui suis sa petite 150 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,322 Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite 151 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,360 Je suis vive, je suis charmante 152 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,363 Comme le petit oiseau qui chante 153 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,264 II m'appelle sa petit bourgeoise 154 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,303 Sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkinoise 155 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,930 D'autre lui font les doux yeux 156 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,271 Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux 157 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,625 Man, I think I'll put up 400 on this one. 158 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,622 [Singing continues] 159 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,497 C'est moi qui suis sa petite 160 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,505 Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite 161 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,667 Je suis vive, je suis charmante 162 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:41,042 Comme le petit oiseau qui chante 163 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,408 Check that out, man. 164 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,314 Hey, man, put that motherfucking chip back on the table. 165 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,318 Put the chip back on the table, man. 166 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,547 D'autre lui font les doux yeux 167 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,716 Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux 168 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,759 [All applauding] 169 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,693 -I'll blow your brains out. -Hold me back, blood. 170 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,699 Hold you back nothing, I'll hold you back-- 171 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:03,928 [Gun shot firing] 172 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,670 -Squeezit? -Johnny just shot Billy. 173 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,935 -Johnny? -Well, the man was cheating. 174 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:15,610 So I just had to do away with him, and that's all there was to it. 175 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:20,380 That does it, Johnny, you're going to Mr. Yodlebein's office. 176 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,688 You ain't taking me nowhere, you honky bitch! 177 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,647 I didn't want to come to school, no way! 178 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,715 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 179 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,960 [Gun shots firing] 180 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,275 Frenchy, come back, they'll mark you truant! 181 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,349 FRENCHY: Is anybody home? 182 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,415 [Mama grunting] 183 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,697 Mama, are you okay? 184 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:14,338 I guess I'm all right. I'll be okay in just a minute. 185 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,867 -Just go out and play. -Oh, okay. 186 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:26,980 I think I'm going to take a little peek behind that Forbidden Door. 187 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,680 I'm so curious, I can't resist. 188 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,894 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 189 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,484 [Screaming] 190 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,659 [Screaming continues] 191 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:54,968 [Groaning] 192 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,577 Merde, alors! 193 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,740 Hot damn! The Sixth Dimension! 194 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,085 Do I detect a rhumba? 195 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,035 [Singing nonsensically] 196 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,259 [Singing in Spanish] 197 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:53,462 Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom Es el nuevo camparsa 198 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,474 Que los negros van bailando en la comparsa 199 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:01,335 Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom La mulatona Mercedes 200 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:05,315 arrollando va detrais de la comparsa 201 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:09,485 Ya no quieren cumbanchear las negritas del solar 202 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,718 Si no tocan al compais de este ritmo asa­ 203 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,355 Sunalo, b¡ilalo, g³zalo 204 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:21,599 Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom iQusabrosito est¡ 205 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,702 Este paso arrollador de la comparsa! 206 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,963 [Singing nonsensically] 207 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,663 PRINCESS: Stop the music! Stop the music! 208 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,537 Seize the intruder. She must be taken before my parents. 209 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:12,741 BOTH: Go along with the Princess now, and don't be cheeky. 210 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,528 [Upbeat instrumental music] 211 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,412 Be sure and call me if they decide to snuff her. 212 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,447 [Drum roll] 213 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:55,917 [Trumpets playing] 214 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,766 Who is this that cometh out of the wilderness... 215 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,806 like pillar of smoke... 216 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,171 perfumed with myrrh and frankincense? 217 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,604 Just another slab of meat for my dungeon. 218 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,651 Quel bordel de merde. 219 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,382 FAUSTO: Thy speech is comely. FRENCHY: Encul 220 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,415 Thy lips are like threads of scarlet. 221 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,456 This isn't very amusing, darling. 222 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,723 Why do you waste your words on this piece of petit-fois? 223 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,162 Oh, it's nothing, nothing, nothing... 224 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,937 a mere outburst of the poet within me. 225 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:43,838 Take her to Cell 63. 226 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,199 You're Squeezit Henderson's sister, Ren 227 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,496 Cheese it, it's the Princess! 228 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:19,143 My pet needs a mate. 229 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,879 Oh, he can do it to me. Honest! 230 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,575 Why don't you go down on your knees, and give him what he wants? 231 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,615 Oooo! You're really gonna get it. 232 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,118 You make a lovely couple. 233 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,969 [Upbeat instrumental music] 234 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:48,033 [Squeezit laughing] 235 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:55,140 Lucky, lucky, lucky the boss really noticed you. 236 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,809 -Oh, yeah? -Uh-huh! 237 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,980 But how can he bear the touch of that loathsome Queen? 238 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,579 She's nothing but an old, fat whore. 239 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,623 The Queen is a very important person. 240 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,491 She hurts me a lot, but I respect her. 241 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,698 When I turned 12, Papa said: 242 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,564 ''Little woman, better get yourself a wife'' 243 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,693 [Singing] 244 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,302 '''Cause you're too mean for a man She'll clean up your life'' 245 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,738 ''And if she's the Devil, you'll know she'll be your friend'' 246 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:35,910 When I turned 13, I spat in my poppa's eye 247 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:43,487 Took off to find my man 'cause I couldn't find a wife 248 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:49,033 I spread-eagled in a lot of towns 249 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,264 I couldn't find no man to lay me down 250 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,734 They were so busy a-cock-a-doodle-doin' 251 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:59,504 But they still couldn't nail me down 252 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:05,613 So I grew up lonesome knowing there'd be no man 253 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:12,879 or woman to get me goin' through this life 254 00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:18,690 'Cause I was hatched out of a witch's egg 255 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,297 Been doomed to fly high 256 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,198 [Upbeat pop music] 257 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,897 like a crane with no legs 258 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:32,107 I laid down with the Devil and his sidekick, mankind 259 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:36,238 But somethin' called lovin' made me hungry inside 260 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:41,341 So I went to the Lord and I asked him for more 261 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,582 than what this world could offer 262 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:48,818 I laid down with him and I had to grin 263 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:53,163 'cause he was shyer than a flower 264 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:57,158 Now thanks to the Lord I've been set free 265 00:23:57,235 --> 00:24:00,534 My lover is the trade winds that take me out to sea 266 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:05,976 My life is like nobody else's There's only one of me 267 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,543 'Cause I was hatched out of a witch's egg 268 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:16,217 Been doomed to fly high 269 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:23,550 Like a crane with no legs 270 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,435 [Frenchy singing in French] 271 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:40,077 Pleures, pleures, oh pleures 272 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:45,105 Pleures, pleures sur ton malheur 273 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,518 Pleures, pleures, oh pleures 274 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:53,421 Pleures, pleures triste coeur 275 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,928 Pleures, pleures, oh pleures, pleures 276 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,958 Pleures, mouills les fleurs 277 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:07,193 Pleures, pleures, pleures, pleures 278 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,940 Pleures sur ton bonheur 279 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:22,048 -Doris, you surprised me. -Just what do you think you're pulling here? 280 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:25,483 -I was just only looking at her. -Oh, yeah? 281 00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:28,048 Listen, buster, looking's dangerous. 282 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,788 Next thing you know, you'll be sucking on her mangoes. 283 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,262 My, my, aren't you a jealous one? 284 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,894 Well, why shouldn't I be? It gets on my nerves, you know. 285 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,701 You know, I must have my army. 286 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:46,233 I'm not about to compromise my position in life, my ancestry... 287 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,673 my tradition, for your silly little suspicions. 288 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,545 Your army! 289 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,144 Where is your precious army? 290 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,384 I will have a whole army of Zombie. 291 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,191 A Zombie Marine Corps... 292 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:03,986 a Zombie Navy Corps, a Zombie Space Cadets-- 293 00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:07,929 You're really out to lunch. Look at this world you've cooked up. 294 00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:10,524 And you expect to take over another universe? 295 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,092 You dumb fuck. 296 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,770 Just wait until these dead babies start marching... 297 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,707 and you'll be eating your words. 298 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:24,507 I am waiting, Your Majesty, waiting for you to tell me... 299 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,849 why that French slit is so special to you, and why you carry her photograph... 300 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,649 around in your pocket. 301 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,553 FAUSTO: All right, I'll tell you. 302 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,556 She's French, and that's simple. 303 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:40,464 And therefore, she's of the master race... 304 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,968 a direct descendant of God, just like me. 305 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:47,069 Direct descendant of God? 306 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:50,669 You just want to slip her the pork. That does it. 307 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,972 I'm hopping the next bus out of here. 308 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:55,444 FAUSTO: You cannot mean that. What will you do? 309 00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,050 Just go on living, I guess. 310 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:03,212 Oh, chrie, ma petite coquette, ma petite princesse. 311 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,018 Mon petit chou, c'est rien. 312 00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:07,524 [Queen Doris sobbing] 313 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,801 [Queen Doris moaning] 314 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,617 [Soft instrumental music] 315 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,233 Harder. 316 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,411 Frenchy! Harder! 317 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:07,835 I hope you were not treated badly. 318 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:12,110 I gave strict instructions for you to be put in our most cheery dungeon. 319 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:14,242 Why am I prisoner here? 320 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:19,049 It's for your own safety, chrie. The Queen may have had you tortured... 321 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:23,424 or executed, had it not been for my quick and decisive action. 322 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,098 -Vous-tes artiste? -Oh, no, no, no, no. 323 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:33,270 I am a soldier by profession. This is only doodling, you know, to relax. 324 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:40,343 La couleur, la form, l'image! 325 00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:44,238 C'est vraiment magnifique. 326 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:49,676 Vous etes tres gentille. It's nothing, nothing at all. 327 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:12,868 A is a A E icky U, U-U-U 328 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:15,913 Icky A-E-I-O-U, Icky I-O-U 329 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:22,348 B is Bay, Bay-Bay-Bay Bay-Be-Ba-Bi-Bo-Bo-Bu-Bu-Bu 330 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:27,119 Bay-Be-Bay-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu Bay-B-Bi-Bo 331 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:31,727 C is say, say say say say see sicky so soo woo woo 332 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:35,129 Sicky say see si so so, sicky si so su 333 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,996 Golly, what a groovy tune 334 00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,630 The alphabet is fun 335 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:46,775 Consonants and vowels to learn The pen is mightier than the gun 336 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,346 F is fay, fi fo foo 337 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,473 -F-U-C-K -You! You! You! 338 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,609 Ficky Fa Fe Fi Fo Foo Ficky Fi Fuck you! 339 00:30:56,621 --> 00:31:01,058 G is gay, gay gay gay gay guy gicky go goo goo goo 340 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,956 Gicky gay, guy, gee-- 341 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,427 Shut up, you punk. 342 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,998 [Disco music] 343 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:09,622 A! 344 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:11,657 B! 345 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,192 C! 346 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:15,127 D! 347 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,096 E! 348 00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,065 F! 349 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,033 G! 350 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:22,768 H! 351 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:24,637 I! 352 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:26,305 J! 353 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,207 K! 354 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,009 L! 355 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,711 M! 356 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:33,679 N! 357 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:35,748 O! 358 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,717 P! 359 00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:39,652 Q! 360 00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,354 R! 361 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,089 S! 362 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:45,324 T! 363 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:47,326 U! 364 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:49,495 V! 365 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,197 W! 366 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:52,999 X! 367 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:55,134 Y! 368 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,174 Z! Z! 369 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,545 Z! Z! 370 00:31:58,616 --> 00:31:59,605 Z! 371 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:00,706 Z! 372 00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:01,774 Z! 373 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:02,875 Z! 374 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,217 [Miss Feldman clearing throat] 375 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:26,500 FLASH: Squeezit, if you're too scared to help me rescue Renand Frenchy... 376 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:30,705 FLASH: I'm gonna have to get that kosher fart grandfather of mine to help me. 377 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,945 SQUEEZIT: Yeah, but Miss Feldman will never let you out of class this early. 378 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,246 FLASH: Oh, yeah? 379 00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:40,846 [Window pane shattering] 380 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:50,497 Gramps, come on, lean back. Let me untie you. 381 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:52,433 We got to go save Sis. 382 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,740 [Upbeat pop music] 383 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,540 [Shouting] 384 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:14,615 [Both screaming] 385 00:33:25,903 --> 00:33:27,165 [Both grunting] 386 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:41,877 Shit. 387 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,225 Come on, Gramps, let's go. 388 00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,832 Change your foreign money to local currency. 389 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,501 Change your foreign money to local currency. 390 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:02,697 Okay, Mr. Bernstein, give me a quarter's worth. 391 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,575 Two craps. How do you like that? 392 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:12,112 Killer Rosenblatt, the famous Jewish wrestler. 393 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,582 I've read all about you in the paper. 394 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,748 Well, you see, Gramps, he can't hear you... 395 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,383 'cause he's so used to hollering at the opposition... 396 00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:22,585 he's deaf and dumb. 397 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:26,824 So what's a nice Jewish boy like you doing in the Sixth Dimension? 398 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:31,301 You see Gramps, we're here to find my sister Frenchy. She disappeared. 399 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,730 The French girl in 63? 400 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,571 Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey! 401 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:44,212 If the Queen should find out what the King is doing to that girl... 402 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:47,843 -She'd murder the poor girl. -No kidding? 403 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:52,788 Tell me, Gramps, you got a way, maybe I can get my sister back? 404 00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:56,959 Get his sister back, he says. Let me think. 405 00:34:57,562 --> 00:35:00,395 I have a strategy that could get her back. 406 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,132 I could even bring Jesus Christ himself back again. 407 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:07,266 -For how much? -For three shekels. 408 00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:11,069 -Okay, three shekels. You got a deal, okay? -Okay. 409 00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:12,734 Here's three shekels. 410 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,607 Now I'll tell you.... 411 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,909 [Speaking Yiddish] 412 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,783 [Adventurous instrumental music] 413 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:36,160 Wait a minute, Gramps. Hold it. Let me get rid of this guy. 414 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:40,227 Hey, Bust Rod, here's a quarter. Go get me a pack of cigarettes. 415 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,432 Camels, like a good fellow, that's the idea. 416 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:46,666 Come on, Gramps, let's go find Sis. 417 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,047 [Hollering] 418 00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:24,445 I'll give you one last chance to live... 419 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,011 you sniveling little weasel! 420 00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:32,583 Tell me why you and the Fat One came into our Kingdom here. 421 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:37,992 If I tell you, will you let me and Gramps go and take one of the prisoners with us? 422 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,828 QUEEN DORIS: Of course, dear. FLASH: See, we really came here... 423 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,901 to rescue my sister, you understand? Frenchy. 424 00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:48,830 Because Mr. Bernstein said that she's in great danger. 425 00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:52,603 The King fell in love with her, and the Queen is jealous. 426 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:54,372 Oh. You're the Queen. 427 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:55,844 Lower the rope! 428 00:36:58,316 --> 00:37:01,285 FLASH: Gramps! But, Your Majesty, you promised. 429 00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,185 Gramps, let go of what you're holding. 430 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,853 [Adventurous instrumental music] 431 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:14,154 Gramps, let go, I might fall! 432 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:31,281 Assemble all prisoners from Cell 63 into the Interrogation Cell. 433 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:34,807 But, Mommy, can't I watch some more? They're still wiggling. 434 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,352 You heard me! 435 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,168 [Eerie instrumental music] 436 00:37:52,168 --> 00:37:54,168 437 00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:56,168 438 00:39:01,998 --> 00:39:06,297 There she is, eyes so sweet What a shame that soon they'll be 439 00:39:06,368 --> 00:39:10,302 glowing like some burning coal when I turn on the heat 440 00:39:13,838 --> 00:39:17,603 Impudent, surly bitch Soon you'll sing a different song 441 00:39:17,674 --> 00:39:22,006 You'll plead for mercy, beg forgiveness When I throw the switch 442 00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:25,636 You don't scare me now You don't scare me ever 443 00:39:25,712 --> 00:39:30,147 Asking you for mercy or forgiveness now, never 444 00:39:30,814 --> 00:39:32,839 Gonna throw the switch Gonna throw the switch 445 00:39:32,917 --> 00:39:36,316 Give it to the bitch And give her plenty, make her scream 446 00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:39,319 Ti yum titti tum titti tim titti tim hi-hay 447 00:39:40,288 --> 00:39:42,346 [Upbeat music] 448 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:44,681 Give her all the juice, give her all the juice 449 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,451 Twenty thousand volts in her caboose 450 00:39:46,524 --> 00:39:50,788 Will make her see the error of her ways 451 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:55,295 Frenchy is going to pay Frenchy is going to pay 452 00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:03,666 Look at her acting tough Well, that's fine for now, honey 453 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:08,101 I've got plenty time to play and, sweetheart, I play rough 454 00:40:11,639 --> 00:40:14,970 Getting late, say goodbye Time to meet your fate 455 00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:19,738 And I do hope that you're thinking of me When you start to fry 456 00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:23,472 Don't you worry, Mom, I will oversee now 457 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:28,504 Really, though, don't go to any trouble over me now 458 00:40:28,582 --> 00:40:30,640 Give her all the juice Give her all the juice 459 00:40:30,717 --> 00:40:32,513 Twenty thousand volts in her caboose 460 00:40:32,584 --> 00:40:36,712 Will make her see the error of her ways 461 00:40:36,787 --> 00:40:41,586 Frenchy is going to pay Frenchy is going to pay 462 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,715 The Queen will have her way 463 00:40:45,392 --> 00:40:47,450 Frenchy is going to pay 464 00:40:48,194 --> 00:40:50,593 This poor girl so fair 465 00:40:50,696 --> 00:40:53,629 -Can this be her fate? -Going to pay 466 00:40:53,697 --> 00:40:56,290 Can there still be time? 467 00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:59,197 Or is it too late? 468 00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:00,995 Frenchy is going to pay 469 00:41:01,068 --> 00:41:05,594 Oh, why must it be that life is so cruel? 470 00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:08,399 The Queen will have her way Frenchy is going to pay 471 00:41:08,472 --> 00:41:12,373 Unfair and unjust 472 00:41:12,442 --> 00:41:16,103 Must this be the rule? 473 00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:26,041 Oh, darn. The fuse blew. 474 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:13,366 -Flash Hercules at your service, ma'am. -Ma'am? I am the Ex-Queen! 475 00:42:17,546 --> 00:42:19,706 I was once happily married to King Fausto... 476 00:42:19,781 --> 00:42:22,977 until that fat loathsome cow, Queen Doris... 477 00:42:23,049 --> 00:42:27,109 that silicone uddered pig stole the throne by seducing me... 478 00:42:27,185 --> 00:42:28,742 even though she's not my type. 479 00:42:28,819 --> 00:42:30,116 She thinks I'm dead... 480 00:42:30,187 --> 00:42:32,745 because he, the King, couldn't stand to see me die... 481 00:42:32,821 --> 00:42:36,017 because he's such a coward, so he threw me a mile down in this cell... 482 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:39,252 where I've been for 1,000 years, and to maintain my sanity... 483 00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:41,885 I've been writing a screenplay, and it's so difficult... 484 00:42:41,961 --> 00:42:44,758 because there's no hot water, there's no fresh orange juice. 485 00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:48,923 There's bats falling in my hair at night and roaches climbing through the pages... 486 00:42:48,998 --> 00:42:50,965 and so much dust on the keys... 487 00:42:51,033 --> 00:42:54,058 that I just can't stand it another minute! 488 00:42:54,135 --> 00:42:57,625 Okay, Queenie, don't worry about nothing. I'll get you out of this place. 489 00:42:57,703 --> 00:43:00,728 Here, watch my magic propeller, and off we go. 490 00:43:05,975 --> 00:43:09,272 Come on, Gramps, let's go find Sis. 491 00:43:10,778 --> 00:43:13,871 I've got to change a Tampax, I'll see you later. 492 00:43:14,312 --> 00:43:17,303 You fuzzy bastard. Come on, Gramps. 493 00:43:23,218 --> 00:43:25,082 [Dramatic instrumental music] 494 00:43:34,725 --> 00:43:35,816 [Singing] 495 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,892 Pico and Sepulveda 496 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,587 Pico and Sepulveda 497 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,489 Doheny 498 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:46,926 [Rhythmic music] 499 00:43:47,066 --> 00:43:49,397 Cahuenga 500 00:43:50,834 --> 00:43:53,461 La Brea 501 00:43:54,837 --> 00:43:57,827 -Tar pits -Tar pits 502 00:43:58,072 --> 00:44:00,403 La Jolla 503 00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:04,242 Sequoia 504 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:08,477 La Brea 505 00:44:09,978 --> 00:44:13,037 -Tar pits -Tar pits 506 00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:16,344 You can keep Alvarado, Santa Monica 507 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:20,350 Even Beverly Drive 508 00:44:21,152 --> 00:44:26,144 Vine may be fine, but for mine I want to feel alive 509 00:44:26,422 --> 00:44:28,855 And settle down in my 510 00:44:28,924 --> 00:44:32,187 -La Brea -Pico and Sepulveda 511 00:44:32,258 --> 00:44:35,090 Tar pits 512 00:44:35,727 --> 00:44:40,628 Where nobody's dreams come true 513 00:44:41,764 --> 00:44:45,597 Pico and Sepulveda Pico and Sepulveda 514 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:59,305 [Comical instrumental music] 515 00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:10,343 By the way, honey, when is that mentally retarded Swedish husband of yours... 516 00:46:10,450 --> 00:46:12,178 coming home, anyhow? 517 00:46:13,185 --> 00:46:14,173 [Exploding] 518 00:46:16,153 --> 00:46:17,142 [Man shouting] 519 00:46:18,521 --> 00:46:20,920 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 520 00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:50,797 Mmmm, hello there. 521 00:46:51,774 --> 00:46:53,206 Hello there. 522 00:47:04,315 --> 00:47:05,645 [Moaning] 523 00:47:11,553 --> 00:47:13,042 [Exclaiming] 524 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,901 Hi, Pa. Gee, I'm glad to see you. 525 00:47:49,975 --> 00:47:54,069 I'll get you out of here, Pa, don't worry, and then I'll go save Frenchy. 526 00:47:54,144 --> 00:47:55,735 You leave me be. 527 00:47:55,811 --> 00:48:00,144 In the real world up there, I was just another rat... 528 00:48:00,647 --> 00:48:04,377 and down here, I also live like a rat. 529 00:48:04,550 --> 00:48:07,416 So what's the difference? Go avay. 530 00:48:07,618 --> 00:48:09,347 I vant to be alone. 531 00:48:10,353 --> 00:48:11,877 Ah, banana oil. 532 00:48:29,165 --> 00:48:32,963 You're gonna see your son in a minute. He just turned 11. 533 00:48:33,601 --> 00:48:37,126 What the frig are you talking about? Me, a kid? Ruthy, come on. 534 00:48:37,202 --> 00:48:40,534 You're the one, okay, you big gorilla. 535 00:48:41,105 --> 00:48:44,072 You wanna see him, eh? You wanna see Chicken Boy? 536 00:48:48,142 --> 00:48:49,631 Oh, Chicken Boy? 537 00:48:50,877 --> 00:48:54,538 You wanna see him? You wanna see Chicken Boy? Oh, Chicken Boy? 538 00:48:54,613 --> 00:48:55,602 [Laughing] 539 00:48:55,714 --> 00:48:57,442 That's really rich. 540 00:48:58,148 --> 00:49:01,513 -Mom, mom. -Squeezit, meet your pop. 541 00:49:02,451 --> 00:49:05,146 -Dad? -I ain't your dad. 542 00:49:05,386 --> 00:49:08,820 Unless we got chickens in the family. Come here, baby. 543 00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:11,178 Oh, yes. 544 00:49:15,425 --> 00:49:18,881 What are you doing, you big lug? Squeezit, help your mom! 545 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,120 Let go of my mother. 546 00:49:20,195 --> 00:49:21,218 Hey! 547 00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:25,661 Come here. 548 00:49:25,998 --> 00:49:28,989 SQUEEZIT: I love you. MOM: Shut up! 549 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,724 You're too much, baby. 550 00:49:31,968 --> 00:49:34,561 Come on, sugar, I got a hard-on that won't wait... 551 00:49:34,637 --> 00:49:38,571 -And the ship leaves in a couple of hours. -What do you mean, a couple of hours? 552 00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:40,663 That's a sailor's life, baby. 553 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:46,305 SQUEEZIT: I love you, Mom. I love you. I love you. 554 00:49:58,450 --> 00:50:01,543 SQUEEZIT: I don't know where to begin. CHICKEN: At the beginning. 555 00:50:05,054 --> 00:50:07,715 -I have no self-respect. -Why, Squeezit. 556 00:50:07,789 --> 00:50:11,416 I have no courage. Renand Frenchy are prisoners in the Sixth Dimension... 557 00:50:11,491 --> 00:50:13,958 and I didn't go when my help was asked to save them. 558 00:50:14,059 --> 00:50:17,357 -Nobody ever helped you. -But I don't need any help. 559 00:50:17,528 --> 00:50:21,656 You know the chickens are always ready to help you any way we can... 560 00:50:21,797 --> 00:50:24,526 -But as you know.... -What can chickens do? 561 00:50:24,732 --> 00:50:27,825 -Precisely. -I wish I could be brave, like Flash. 562 00:50:30,735 --> 00:50:31,997 Gee whiz! 563 00:50:46,111 --> 00:50:47,442 [Slurping] 564 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:57,608 [Upbeat instrumental music] 565 00:51:28,303 --> 00:51:30,065 [Telephone ringing] 566 00:51:31,205 --> 00:51:33,695 -Henderson here. -Hey, Squeezit, man. 567 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,002 Yeah, you got to come down here right away. We're lost. 568 00:51:38,476 --> 00:51:42,433 -Maybe I'll gain some self-respect. -Frenchy and Renare in great danger. 569 00:51:42,511 --> 00:51:46,104 I've got nothing else to live for. I'll help. 570 00:51:47,481 --> 00:51:48,469 I'll help! 571 00:51:54,885 --> 00:51:58,216 [Adventurous instrumental music] 572 00:52:23,669 --> 00:52:26,466 Where are you taking me? Where's Ren 573 00:52:27,938 --> 00:52:29,530 Where's Frenchy? 574 00:52:31,173 --> 00:52:32,935 I demand an answer. 575 00:52:33,408 --> 00:52:34,601 Ow! Ow! 576 00:52:36,477 --> 00:52:37,704 Yoo-hoo! 577 00:52:40,078 --> 00:52:42,705 Well, if it ain't the little Princess! 578 00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:51,313 DEMON: Come on there, boy. 579 00:52:53,153 --> 00:52:55,950 -Gee, that girl was beautiful. -You said it, brother. 580 00:52:56,021 --> 00:52:59,819 My boss is just dying to stick his fork in that there tomato. 581 00:53:00,057 --> 00:53:02,149 Is your boss the leader of the Sixth Dimension? 582 00:53:02,225 --> 00:53:04,715 No, that be the little Midget King. 583 00:53:10,096 --> 00:53:12,188 [Eerie instrumental music] 584 00:53:23,036 --> 00:53:25,936 [Eerie instrumental music intensifies] 585 00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:03,753 Well, son, let me tell you I'm so pleased to meet you 586 00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:07,894 The boys and I've been expecting to greet you 587 00:54:08,464 --> 00:54:11,659 As guest of honor in the house of the dead 588 00:54:11,732 --> 00:54:15,565 Just relax, lay yourself down, say goodbye to your head 589 00:54:15,968 --> 00:54:19,493 -Hi de hi de hi -Hi de hi de hi 590 00:54:19,570 --> 00:54:23,562 -Ho de ho de ho -Ho de ho de ho 591 00:54:23,673 --> 00:54:27,630 -Wa de wa de way de -Wa de wa de way de 592 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:31,665 -Hi de hi de ho -Hi de hi de ho 593 00:54:32,778 --> 00:54:35,870 Please, Mr, Devil, it's not for me I'm pleading 594 00:54:36,313 --> 00:54:39,804 If you help Renand Frenchy I'll give you what you're needing 595 00:54:39,982 --> 00:54:44,110 If you want to bargain, then produce something real 596 00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:47,978 Deliver me the Princess, boy, and you've got a deal 597 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,755 Deliver him the Princess, boy, and you've got a deal 598 00:54:51,823 --> 00:54:52,880 Okay. 599 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:56,152 -Oh Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo -Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo 600 00:54:56,225 --> 00:54:59,455 -Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do -Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do 601 00:54:59,527 --> 00:55:02,824 -Oh dop dop dop daddy-o -Oh dop dop dop daddy-o 602 00:55:02,895 --> 00:55:07,263 -Hi de hi de ho -Hi de hi de ho 603 00:55:08,098 --> 00:55:11,533 Congratulations, son, you really deliver 604 00:55:12,035 --> 00:55:15,992 This little gal makes me shake and a-shiver 605 00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:19,595 Don't think I've forgotten all the things that I've said 606 00:55:19,872 --> 00:55:23,500 Don't worry about your friends, relax Now off with his head 607 00:55:23,608 --> 00:55:27,372 -Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di -Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di 608 00:55:27,443 --> 00:55:31,208 -Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho -Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho 609 00:55:31,279 --> 00:55:35,077 -Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de -Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de 610 00:55:35,181 --> 00:55:39,115 -Hi de hi de ho -Hi de hi de ho 611 00:55:39,650 --> 00:55:42,812 Be nice to me, babe, or you'll regret it 612 00:55:43,853 --> 00:55:47,117 You are my hostage, and don't you forget it 613 00:55:47,956 --> 00:55:51,117 The night is early and there's lots to be done 614 00:55:51,357 --> 00:55:54,951 Lets boogie now Come on, we're gonna have some fun 615 00:55:55,026 --> 00:55:59,154 -Oh ho de ho de ho -Oh ho de ho de ho 616 00:56:45,351 --> 00:56:47,978 Keep an eye on the King. 617 00:56:49,187 --> 00:56:50,813 And keep me posted. 618 00:56:50,888 --> 00:56:53,651 He doesn't know where I've hid that French slit. 619 00:56:53,957 --> 00:56:55,651 [Singing nonsensically] 620 00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:57,849 He may be a little man... 621 00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:00,389 but he carries a big stick! 622 00:57:01,194 --> 00:57:02,888 And whatever you do, Froggy... 623 00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:05,759 keep him away from that interrogation cell. 624 00:57:28,476 --> 00:57:32,343 Oy vey, the Yiddishe Charleston Vey's mir 625 00:57:32,413 --> 00:57:35,903 The Yiddishe Charleston Vatch those Heebie-Jeebies 626 00:57:35,981 --> 00:57:38,813 at the Yiddishe Cabaret 627 00:57:38,883 --> 00:57:41,715 Lo do ti do The Yiddishe Charleston 628 00:57:41,785 --> 00:57:44,412 Do Ta Ti Do, the Yiddishe Charleston 629 00:57:44,486 --> 00:57:46,783 Little Yiddles on their fiddles 630 00:57:46,854 --> 00:57:49,617 Play it on East Broadway 631 00:57:49,723 --> 00:57:54,385 Alley oop, you must wear a derby hat When you do that dance 632 00:57:54,925 --> 00:57:59,361 Alley oop, you twist like an acrobat then you clap your hands 633 00:58:00,429 --> 00:58:03,829 Oy Vey, the Yiddishe Charleston Vey's mir 634 00:58:03,898 --> 00:58:05,262 Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy 635 00:58:14,137 --> 00:58:15,763 I knew you'd come to save me! 636 00:58:15,838 --> 00:58:18,101 Bust Rod told me that the Queen took you here. 637 00:58:18,173 --> 00:58:20,868 I had no idea that she would resort to such a thing. 638 00:58:20,941 --> 00:58:23,374 Please, I beg your forgiveness. 639 00:58:24,009 --> 00:58:26,204 It's all forgiven, my Fausto. 640 00:58:27,478 --> 00:58:31,072 The Queen said she was gonna ream us with 20-inch cattle prods... 641 00:58:31,147 --> 00:58:33,239 -And I'm still waiting. -We must hurry now. 642 00:58:33,349 --> 00:58:35,782 Bust Rod, undo her chains quickly. 643 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,681 I must command you to leave the Forbidden Zone at once. 644 00:58:38,751 --> 00:58:40,878 This is for your own safety. 645 00:58:41,653 --> 00:58:43,314 Henderson will show you the way out. 646 00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:45,480 Aren't you gonna hump us one last time, Fausto? 647 00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:46,783 Shut up! 648 00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:51,020 When will I ever see you again, mon amour? 649 00:58:51,359 --> 00:58:53,519 I cannot answer to you that right now... 650 00:58:53,593 --> 00:58:57,153 but somehow I feel that our destinies are intertwined. 651 00:58:58,563 --> 00:59:02,225 RENAA‰: Come on, Frenchy. FAUSTO: Goodbye. 652 00:59:13,171 --> 00:59:15,263 You let the French girl go? 653 00:59:18,575 --> 00:59:21,634 Don't you think you'd better go get her? 654 00:59:40,621 --> 00:59:43,111 -Goddamn it. -Ren, Renstop it! 655 00:59:43,356 --> 00:59:46,846 Ren, help! Somebody help me! Shit! 656 00:59:46,924 --> 00:59:48,619 Let me go! 657 00:59:58,664 --> 00:59:59,688 Guess what? 658 00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:02,256 The Mystic Knights took the Princess as hostage... 659 01:00:02,334 --> 01:00:04,597 and if anything happens to Ren and Frenchy... 660 01:00:04,668 --> 01:00:05,861 she's really gonna get it. 661 01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:07,926 But I helped them escape. 662 01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:11,802 Yeah, but I heard a rumor that the Queen captured them all again. 663 01:00:11,906 --> 01:00:13,805 Attention, all soldiers! 664 01:00:19,244 --> 01:00:20,733 [Laughing loudly] 665 01:00:21,645 --> 01:00:23,737 So you thought you'd get away? 666 01:00:23,813 --> 01:00:26,747 Well, your little King won't be able to help you now! 667 01:00:26,815 --> 01:00:31,045 -Nobody'll find you down here. -He'll find me, I know he will. 668 01:00:31,251 --> 01:00:34,879 -And he won't let you get away with this shit. -Oh, yeah? 669 01:00:35,319 --> 01:00:36,980 Well, we'll see about that. 670 01:00:37,055 --> 01:00:40,318 No one can survive what this child will go through. 671 01:00:40,523 --> 01:00:44,049 So take a good look, you French slit, 'cause you're next. 672 01:01:01,035 --> 01:01:02,763 [Dramatic instrumental music] 673 01:01:03,937 --> 01:01:05,733 ALL: Throw her in the pit! 674 01:01:10,074 --> 01:01:13,008 Khomeini. 675 01:01:13,076 --> 01:01:14,337 ALL: Khomeini. 676 01:01:17,578 --> 01:01:19,841 Throw the French girl in. 677 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,770 That's not fair. It's my turn next. 678 01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:32,715 My frog, you killed my frog, goddamn it! 679 01:01:32,787 --> 01:01:37,017 -You killed my Froggy. -So get another one, bitch. 680 01:01:38,290 --> 01:01:40,553 You're supposed to be dead. 681 01:01:40,624 --> 01:01:43,114 Uh-uh, Baby. You're dead. 682 01:01:45,261 --> 01:01:49,525 I know that voice. You're the one the King keeps locked up in the pit. 683 01:01:49,597 --> 01:01:53,258 This is going up your asshole as soon as I've finished with Queenie here. 684 01:01:53,332 --> 01:01:54,526 Faggot. 685 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:58,896 Your buns smell like lox, honey, I can smell them from here. 686 01:02:20,849 --> 01:02:22,713 [Dramatic instrumental music] 687 01:02:35,858 --> 01:02:37,518 [Queen Doris screaming] 688 01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:56,667 Attention, all soldiers! We have to save the French girl. 689 01:02:57,036 --> 01:02:59,868 -Hurry up. -That's what we're trying to do. 690 01:03:00,738 --> 01:03:02,933 Come on, shut up. Let's go. 691 01:03:04,674 --> 01:03:06,573 Hurry up. Come on. 692 01:03:09,477 --> 01:03:11,569 [Upbeat instrumental music] 693 01:03:46,199 --> 01:03:47,859 [Ex-queen screaming] 694 01:03:49,567 --> 01:03:50,932 [Laughing] 695 01:03:56,638 --> 01:03:59,071 [Rhythmic instrumental music] 696 01:04:26,055 --> 01:04:28,318 Nothing can stop me now. 697 01:04:34,561 --> 01:04:35,720 What are you doing? 698 01:04:35,794 --> 01:04:38,489 I'm going to open her up like a can of worms. 699 01:04:38,563 --> 01:04:41,122 No, our daughter is their hostage. 700 01:04:41,198 --> 01:04:43,495 If you kill the girl, they will kill the Princess. 701 01:04:43,566 --> 01:04:47,398 -Out of my way, or you'll be first. -Come to your senses, darling. 702 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,991 You'll be killing your own daughter. 703 01:04:51,437 --> 01:04:52,460 [Sobbing] 704 01:04:52,604 --> 01:04:53,832 Oh, God. 705 01:04:54,105 --> 01:04:57,504 Oh, beat me! Oh, kill me! Oh, fuck that asshole! 706 01:04:58,641 --> 01:04:59,937 [Prisoners grunting] 707 01:05:18,886 --> 01:05:20,513 Please don't die. Please don't die. 708 01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:25,148 Life was so beautiful. 709 01:05:27,225 --> 01:05:31,353 Oh, why does it feel so good to be so bad? 710 01:05:37,798 --> 01:05:41,197 You...you were the only decent thing in my life. 711 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,225 Smile at me one last time. 712 01:05:51,205 --> 01:05:53,172 Tell me how you love to... 713 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,537 Tell me how you love to... 714 01:05:55,774 --> 01:06:00,436 I love to feel your nipples stiffen when I caress them with my finger tips. 715 01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:02,205 Oh, Fausto. Faust- 716 01:06:02,512 --> 01:06:04,138 [Queen Doris moaning] 717 01:06:16,687 --> 01:06:18,779 [Solemn instrumental music] 718 01:06:58,811 --> 01:07:00,540 [Upbeat instrumental music] 719 01:07:46,173 --> 01:07:50,574 You are my Kingie 720 01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:54,172 My heart's desire turned to fire 721 01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:55,836 with your caress 722 01:07:57,846 --> 01:08:02,042 This must be heaven 723 01:08:02,582 --> 01:08:04,242 I've got my Fausto 724 01:08:04,317 --> 01:08:07,774 I've no doubts our lives are blessed 725 01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:12,253 With all our powers 726 01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:16,145 No one can stop us now 727 01:08:17,058 --> 01:08:20,652 We'll conquer the planets 728 01:08:21,627 --> 01:08:24,925 Then all our dreams come-- 729 01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:28,325 -Adenoidal doy voy -Yes, we can hump them 730 01:08:28,397 --> 01:08:30,626 -Pain is a thrill -Yeah, sure 731 01:08:30,999 --> 01:08:33,193 -I coronate the New Queen. -La Chaim. 732 01:08:33,267 --> 01:08:36,895 A toast to him as we salute the true Queen. She really is a sight. 733 01:08:36,969 --> 01:08:40,028 In death, too, there is pleasure As dead rats, we're free to bleed 734 01:08:40,105 --> 01:08:42,595 To rot, and at our leisure be eaten up by worms 735 01:08:42,772 --> 01:08:48,106 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 736 01:08:48,276 --> 01:08:50,675 -There's humping here forever -Forever 737 01:08:50,744 --> 01:08:54,144 And if you think you're really very clever Just eat more cakes and pies 738 01:08:54,246 --> 01:08:59,580 [Nonsensical singing] 739 01:08:59,650 --> 01:09:05,586 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 740 01:09:05,653 --> 01:09:07,813 So really, what's the hurry? Don't worry 741 01:09:07,887 --> 01:09:11,322 So maybe you got couple little troubles? Just tell them all to me 742 01:09:11,390 --> 01:09:13,380 -We're happy now together -Forever 743 01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:17,119 -The Hercules are in for stormy weather. -No, it's really just a breeze! 744 01:09:22,963 --> 01:09:25,863 And so, my friends, sit tight and some advice to you I'll lend 745 01:09:25,932 --> 01:09:28,764 This drama may be over But it's really not the end 746 01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,924 Come with us in the land of sin and pleasure 747 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,901 You'll be surprised by the things that you will see 748 01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:37,961 Come with us while we conquer other planets 749 01:09:38,039 --> 01:09:41,564 Through time and space The Forbidden Galaxy 750 01:09:44,075 --> 01:09:47,510 The Forbidden Zone The Forbidden Zone 751 01:09:48,212 --> 01:09:51,338 The Forbidden Zone The Forbidden Zone 752 01:09:52,214 --> 01:09:55,410 The Forbidden Zone The Forbidden Zone 753 01:10:41,642 --> 01:10:44,804 Living in the Sixth Dimension things get rough 754 01:10:47,212 --> 01:10:51,045 Living in the Sixth Dimension can be tough 755 01:10:52,983 --> 01:10:58,283 It's so hard when you're on your own When you're on your own 756 01:11:04,122 --> 01:11:07,921 Moving in the wrong direction brings bad luck 757 01:11:10,427 --> 01:11:13,883 Living without protection really sucks 758 01:11:16,763 --> 01:11:22,290 It's so hard when you're on your own You might fall into The Forbidden Zone 759 01:11:27,836 --> 01:11:30,804 Going down down down how far can you go 760 01:11:31,372 --> 01:11:33,896 You might fall into The Forbidden Zone 761 01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:40,172 Going down down down cross the borderline 762 01:11:40,243 --> 01:11:43,541 The guards look scary but the girls are pretty fine 763 01:11:49,416 --> 01:11:54,783 Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down I'm a-going down, I know 764 01:11:55,886 --> 01:12:01,947 Turnin' me around, turnin' me around turnin' me around, I know ho ho 765 01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:04,416 Living in the Sixth Dimension Moving in the wrong direction 766 01:13:05,193 --> 01:13:11,357 Living in the Sixth Dimension Moving in the wrong direction 767 01:13:12,031 --> 01:13:16,931 Living in the Sixth Dimension Moving in the wrong direction 768 01:13:17,267 --> 01:13:23,431 It's so hard when you're on your own When you're on you own 769 01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:25,502 The Forbidden Zone 770 01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:28,131 Going down down down How far can you go? 771 01:13:28,207 --> 01:13:31,107 You might fall into The Forbidden Zone 772 01:13:31,176 --> 01:13:32,164 Hey! 773 01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:34,899 Okay! 774 01:13:34,978 --> 01:13:37,605 Going down down down cross the borderline 775 01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:40,875 The guards look scary but the girls are pretty fine 776 01:13:47,051 --> 01:13:49,780 Going round round round driving me insane 777 01:13:50,153 --> 01:13:54,053 Everything looks different but nothing has changed 778 01:13:54,823 --> 01:13:56,847 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 61101

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