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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,925 [NARRATOR READlNG ON-SCREEN TEXT] 2 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:38,341 CHORUS [SlNGING]: Little shop Little shop ofhorrors 3 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,257 Little shop Little shop ofterror 4 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,268 Call a cop Little shop of horrors 5 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,145 No, oh, oh, no 6 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,103 Little shop Little shop of horrors 7 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,019 Bop she-bop Little shop of terror 8 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,938 Watch 'em drop Little shop of horrors 9 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,199 No, oh, oh, no 10 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:03,157 Shing-a-ling What a creepy thing to be happening 11 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,072 -Look out, look out -Look out, look out 12 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:09,368 Shang-a-lang Feel the sturm and drang in the air 13 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,082 Yeah, yeah, yeah 14 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,212 Sha-la-la-la Stop right where you are 15 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,999 Don't you move a thing 16 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,884 You better You better 17 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,716 Tellin'you you better 18 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,677 Tell your mama Something's gonna get her 19 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:29,848 She better Everybody better beware 20 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:47,748 Ooh, here it comes, baby 21 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,625 Tell the world, baby 22 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,833 Oh, oh, no 23 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:59,465 Oh, hit the dirt, baby 24 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,345 Red alert, baby 25 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,600 Oh, oh, no Oh, oh, no 26 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,806 Alley-oop Haul it off the stoop 27 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,436 Child, I'm warnin' you 28 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,518 -Look out, look out -Look out, look out 29 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,481 Run away Child you gonna pay if you stay, yeah 30 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,111 Yeah, yeah, yeah 31 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,693 Look around Something's comin' down 32 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,358 Down the street for you 33 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,198 You betcha You betcha 34 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,112 You betcha butt You betcha 35 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,282 Best believe it Something's come to get ya 36 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:37,457 You betcha You better watch your back in this town 37 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:38,669 Come-a, come-a, come-a 38 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,301 Little shop Little shop of horrors 39 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,304 Bop she-bop You'll never stop the terror 40 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,341 Little shop Little shop of horrors 41 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,727 No, oh, oh, no Oh, oh, no 42 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:56,062 Oh, oh, no 43 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,276 MUSHNIK: Seymour, what's going on down there? 44 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,536 Very little, Mr. Mushnik! 45 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,329 Uh. 46 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,244 [STATIC ON RADIO] 47 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,207 MAN [ON RADIO]: --until the weekend. 48 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:20,920 And at his press conference today, President Kennedy fielded questions... 49 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,836 ...concerning last Thursday's total eclipse of the sun... 50 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:28,553 ...an unprecedented astrological phenomenon which has baffled the nation. 51 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:50,245 Ah!. So, she finally decides to come to work! 52 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,576 Uh, good morning, Mr. Mushnik. 53 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,993 What morning? It's almost closing time. Not that we had a customer. 54 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,206 [CRASHlNG] 55 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,872 Seymour, what in the name of God is going on down there? 56 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,547 Unh, Audrey, would you go down and see what he's.... 57 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,804 Audrey. Audrey, where did you get that shiner?. 58 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,511 Uh-- Uh, shiner? 59 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:14,598 Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours is beating up on you again?. 60 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,889 Look, I know it's none of my business... 61 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:20,230 ...but I'm beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy. 62 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,019 I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr.-- 63 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,985 MUSHNIK: Seymour, look what you've done to the inventory! 64 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,070 Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik. 65 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:31,408 -Hi, Audrey. You look radiant today. -Oh. 66 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,738 Is that new eye makeup? 67 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,032 Uh-- 68 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:38,873 I'll help him clean it up before any of the customers get here. 69 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,038 That should give you plenty of time. 70 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:46,006 Oh, God, what an existence I got. Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk... 71 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,922 ...business is lousy. My life is a living hell! 72 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,681 Hey, you. Urchins! 73 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,887 [HORN HONKS] 74 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,643 Shoo! Shoo! Move! Move! 75 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,556 Move! Go away! No loitering! 76 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,724 Man, I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal? 77 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,813 Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon?. 78 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,694 You ought to be in school! 79 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,230 Yeah, well we on a split shift. 80 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,650 Right! We went to school until fifth grade, then we split. 81 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,361 So? How do you intend to better yourselves? 82 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:17,832 Better ourselves? You heard what he said? Better ourselves? 83 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:22,292 Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ain't no such thing. 84 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:32,552 WOMAN [SINGlNG]: Alarm goes off at 7 85 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:38,187 And you start uptown 86 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,597 You put in your eight hours 87 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,185 Forthe powers 88 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:46,649 That have always been 89 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,859 Sing it, child. 90 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:56,914 'Til it's 5 p.m. 91 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,450 Then you go 92 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,335 Downtown Where the folks are broke 93 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,713 You go downtown Where your life's a joke 94 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:09,217 You go downtown Where you buy your token 95 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,844 You go 96 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:18,557 Home to Skid Row 97 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:19,810 Yes you go 98 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:23,269 -Downtown -Where the cabs don't stop 99 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,685 -Downtown -Where the food is slop 100 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:32,233 Downtown Where the hop-heads flop in the snow 101 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:36,904 Down on Skid Row 102 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:40,290 Uptown you cater to a million jerks 103 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,702 Uptown you're messengers And mailroom clerks 104 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,917 Eating all your lunches at the hot-dog carts 105 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,459 The bosses take your money And they break your hearts 106 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,970 And uptown you cater to a million whores 107 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,223 You disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors 108 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,511 The jobs are really menial You make no bread 109 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:04,102 -And then at 5:00 you head -By subway 110 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,517 Downtown Where the guys are drips 111 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:10,859 -Downtown -Where they rip your slips 112 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:16,322 -Downtown -Where relationships are no go 113 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:26,713 -Down on Skid Row -Down on Skid Row 114 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:30,920 Down on Skid Row 115 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:35,762 Poor All my life I've always been poor 116 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,095 I keep askin' God what I'm for 117 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,807 And he tells me Gee, I'm not sure 118 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,892 Sweep that floor, kid! 119 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:49,059 Oh! I started life as an orphan 120 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:53,606 A child of the street Here on Skid Row 121 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:58,823 He took me in, gave me shelter A bed, crust of bread and a job 122 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:02,034 Treats me like dirt Calls me a slob 123 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,620 Which I am 124 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,086 So I live 125 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,587 Downtown 126 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,670 That's your home address You live 127 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,254 Downtown 128 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,045 When your life's a mess You live 129 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,963 Downtown 130 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:24,728 Where depression's just status quo 131 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,230 Down on Skid Row 132 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,643 Someone show me a way to get outta here 133 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:36,155 'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here 134 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:40,490 Please won't somebody say I'll get outta here 135 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:44,406 Someone give me my shot Or I'll rot here 136 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:48,623 -Downtown, there's no rules for us -Show me how and I will, I'll get outta here 137 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:53,086 -Downtown, 'cause it's dangerous -I'll start climbin' up hill and get outta here 138 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:57,593 -Downtown, where the rainbow's just a no-show -Someone tell me I still could get outta here 139 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,052 Someone tell lady luck that I'm stuck here 140 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,593 Gee it sure would be swell to get out of here 141 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,638 Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here 142 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,933 I'd move heaven and hell to get outta Skid 143 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,399 I'd do I-don't-know-what to get outta Skid 144 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,985 But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid 145 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,401 People tell me there's not a way outta Skid 146 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:28,576 But believe me I gotta get outta Skid Row 147 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,668 [TlCKlNG] 148 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,482 Six o'clock and we haven't sold so much as a fern. 149 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,740 -All right! SEYMOUR: Aah. 150 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,243 That's it!. Forget it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. 151 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,075 -Aah. You don't mean-- SEYMOUR: You can't-- 152 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,160 Wha--? What don't I mean? I'm through. Forget it. 153 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,369 -Kaput. -You can't. 154 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:13,583 Kaput! Extinct. I'm closing this God-and-customer-forsaken place. 155 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,462 -Ah. -Mr. Mushnik... 156 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,295 ...forgive me for saying so, sir, but has it ever occurred to you... 157 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:22,303 ...that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new direction? 158 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,386 Uh, what Seymour's trying to say is.... 159 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,518 Uh, Seymour, why don't you run downstairs and bring up... 160 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:33,478 ...that strange and interesting new plant you've been working on? 161 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,646 You see, Mr. Mushnik... 162 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,778 ...some ofthose exotic plants Seymour's been tinkering around with... 163 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,064 ...are really unusual. 164 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:45,485 And we thought maybe some of those strange and interesting new plants... 165 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:50,623 ...prominently displayed and advertised, would attract business. 166 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,959 I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today. 167 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,375 There. Now, isn't that bizarre? 168 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,918 At least. 169 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,595 What kind of a weirdo plant is that, Seymour? 170 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,098 I don't know. I think it's some kind offlytrap... 171 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,850 ...but I haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. 172 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,980 I gave it my own name though. I call it an Audrey ll. 173 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,436 -After me?. -I hope you don't mind. 174 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,646 [AUDREY SQUEAKS] 175 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,187 You see, sir, if you were to put a strange and interesting plant like this... 176 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,857 ...here in the window, then maybe.... 177 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,242 Maybe what? Maybe what? 178 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,619 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?. 179 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,951 Just because you put a strange and interesting plant... 180 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,740 ...in the window, people don't suddenly-- 181 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:33,954 [DOOR CHIME RlNGS] 182 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,791 Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. 183 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:41,458 -What is it? -It's an Audrey Il. 184 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,594 -I've never seen anything like it before. -No one has. 185 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,011 Where did you get it? 186 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,557 Well... 187 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,264 ...you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?. 188 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:53,849 [SlNGlNG] Da-doo 189 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,560 SEYMOUR: I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day. 190 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,769 CHORUS: Shoop da-doo 191 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,061 SEYMOUR: And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man-- 192 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,695 CHORUS: Chang da-doo 193 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,732 SEYMOUR: He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings... 194 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,366 Snip da-doo 195 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,574 SEYMOUR:...because he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby. 196 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,954 Da-da-da da-da da-doo 197 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,208 SEYMOUR: He didn't have anything unusual there that day. 198 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,663 Nope, da-doo 199 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,921 SEYMOUR: So I was just about to, you know, walk on by. 200 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,581 [SlNGlNG] Good for you 201 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,421 Ooh, ooh, she-shoo-bop Shoo-bop 202 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:28,429 SEYMOUR: When suddenly, and without warning, there was this: 203 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,591 CHORUS: Total eclipse of the sun 204 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,305 SEYMOUR: It got very dark. 205 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,438 And there was this strange humming sound like something from another world. 206 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,643 CHORUS: Da-doo 207 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,855 SEYMOUR: And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there. 208 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,065 CHORUS: Oops-ee-doo 209 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,901 SEYMOUR: Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias. 210 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,690 Audrey II 211 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,861 SEYMOUR: I could have sworn it hadn't been there before. 212 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,827 But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways... 213 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,537 ...for a dollar ninety-five. 214 00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:03,708 Sha la la, la la la, la la la Doo 215 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,799 Well, that's an unusual story, and a fascinating plant. 216 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,517 Oh, while I'm here, I might as well take $50 worth of roses. 217 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,976 Fifty dollars?. 218 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,766 [LAUGHlNG] 219 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,525 Can you break a hundred? 220 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,563 A hundred?. Uh, no. 221 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,027 Well, then I'll just have to take twice as many, won't l? 222 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,568 -Twice as many? -Twice as many? 223 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,452 Twice as many! 224 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,074 [MOUTHS] Twice as many. 225 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,415 That plant in the window, it's simply amazing! 226 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,669 That plant in the window, wherever did you get it?. 227 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,210 -Look, there it is, Marge. -Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar. 228 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,546 [CUSTOMERS CHATTERING] 229 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,437 Aah. 230 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,983 MUSHNIK: Thank you!. Thank you very much, sir! Thank you! 231 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,818 Thank you!. Come again! 232 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,028 Come and look at the weirdo plant some more! 233 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,070 It's just gonna get bigger and more interesting. Ha-ha-ha. 234 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,829 [AUDREY SQUEALS] 235 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,575 What, what, what? Just don't stand there!. Quick, quick! 236 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,835 Put the plant back in the-- Oh, what did you call it? 237 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,040 Audrey Il. 238 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:27,173 Put that Audrey ll back in the window where the passersby can see it. 239 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,628 Oh, my God! 240 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,169 I never thought this could happen! Oh, my children... 241 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,554 ...I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight! 242 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:38,514 Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date. 243 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,053 With that same "nogoodnik"? 244 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:44,224 I'm telling you, Audrey, you don't need a date with him. You need major medical. 245 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:49,442 He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he-- He makes good money. 246 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,276 Besides... 247 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,942 ...he's the only fellow I got. 248 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,112 Enjoy dinner. Good night, Seymour. 249 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,451 SEYMOUR: Good night, Audrey. 250 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,866 Poor girl. 251 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,705 Are we still going out?. 252 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,300 You're not going anywhere, Krelborn. 253 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,259 You're staying right here and taking care of that sick plant! 254 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,263 I told you it's been giving me trouble. The Audrey Il is not a healthy girl. 255 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,099 Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey l. 256 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,638 If only I knew what breed it was. 257 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,432 Who cares what breed it is? Look what it's done for business. 258 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,067 -I know. -So work, Seymour. 259 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,569 Nurse this plant back to health. I'm counting on you. 260 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,775 -I know. -You do? 261 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,907 -I do. -So fix. Good night. 262 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,982 Aw, Twoey, I don't know what else I can do for you. 263 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,494 Are you sickly, little plant, or are you just plain stubborn? 264 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,747 What is it you want? 265 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,078 What is it you need? 266 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,835 [SlNGlNG] I've given you sunshine 267 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,462 I've given you dirt 268 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,919 You've given me nothin' 269 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,506 But heartache and hurt 270 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,422 I'm beggin'you sweetly 271 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,341 I'm down on my knees 272 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,384 Oh, please 273 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,100 Grow for me 274 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,731 I've given you plant food 275 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,233 And water to sip 276 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,816 I've given you potash 277 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,481 You've given me zip 278 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,116 Oh, God how I mist you 279 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,279 Oh, pod how you tease 280 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,196 Now please 281 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,912 Grow for me 282 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,169 I've given you southern exposure 283 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,079 To get you to thrive 284 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,216 I've pinched you back hard Like I'm supposed to 285 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,251 You're barely alive 286 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:23,141 I've tried you at levels of moisture From desert to mud 287 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,893 I've given you grow-lights And mineral supplements 288 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,894 What do you want from me? Blood? 289 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,229 Ow! Damn roses. Damn thorns. 290 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,608 [LIPS SMACKlNG] 291 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,142 [GASPS] 292 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,880 [SlNGlNG] I've given you sunlight 293 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,424 I've given you rain 294 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:51,312 Looks like you're not happy 'Less I open a vein 295 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,562 Ugh. 296 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,566 I'll give you a few drops 297 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,603 If that'll appease 298 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,570 [GULPING] 299 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:19,674 Oh, please 300 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:27,549 Oh, oh, oh, please 301 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:31,890 Grow for me 302 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,559 [GROANlNG] 303 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,163 [SlGHS] 304 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,711 RADlO CHORUS [SINGlNG]: W-S-K-I-D 305 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,968 Skid Row radio 306 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,380 MAN [ON RADIO]: You're listening to radio station WSKID, home ofthe hits. 307 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,925 In just a few minutes we'll bring you Wink Wilkinson's Weird World... 308 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,595 ...the show that talks to wonderful people who bring in their weird things. 309 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,060 But first, the weather. 310 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,644 Thank you very much, Tom. 311 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,277 The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. Sorry about that. 312 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,860 The high temperature will be in the low 50s tonight... 313 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,524 ...so get out those electric blankets. 314 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,863 Tomorrow we'll start off with morning haze.... 315 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,871 -Excuse me. I was told to come-- -Yeah, you're next. 316 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,077 MAN: High tomorrow should be in the low 70s... 317 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,866 ...with the low in the high 60s. 318 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,878 In the suburbs, the sun should be out through most of the day... 319 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,039 ...except for some cloudy patches in the evening... 320 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,208 ...but I don't think it'll affect your barbecue. 321 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,843 The barometer reading should be 21.6. The wind will be about... 322 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,050 ...uh, I'd say 12 miles per hour... 323 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,432 ...so watch it out there on those boats. 324 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:55,311 The sun will be rising tomorrow at about 7: 17 a.m... 325 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,565 ...and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m., but check me if I'm wrong. 326 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,646 A cold front is moving in from the southwest. 327 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,402 But it should brighten up by noon. 328 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,564 The weekend should be mild. For you average-mean-temperature fans... 329 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,485 ...the average mean temperature for the season is 69 degrees, not too bad. 330 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,574 Thank you, and back to you. 331 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,783 [TWOEY GRUNTS] 332 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,620 MAN: You're listening to radio station WSKID. 333 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:17,909 [RADlO JlNGLE PLAYlNG] 334 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,750 And now, Wink Wilkinson's Weird World, with your host, Wink Wilkinson. 335 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,131 [HORN HONKlNG & BELL RlNGING] 336 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:27,134 Hi everybody! It's Weird Wink Wilkinson, laughing and scratching at you. 337 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,419 How's everybody doing today? 338 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,428 I got a bit of a stiff neck. Let me fix this up. 339 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,634 [CLACKlNG] 340 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,346 Ooh, that feels a lot better! I got a great show for you today... 341 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,182 ...with some wonderful weird stuff! 342 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,559 What are you doing here? 343 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,348 What?. You-- Please, lady, no! 344 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,813 Put your clothes back on! You can't do this to me! 345 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,444 What if your husband were to walk in?. 346 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,320 [lN LOW VOlcE] I'm here. I love your show... 347 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,447 ...but I've got to kill you with this machine gun. 348 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,654 [MlMlCS MACHlNE GUN FIRING] 349 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,528 [lN NORMAL VOlcE] Oh, you got me! 350 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,697 [MOANlNG] 351 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,208 I feel-- I feel so veryweird!. 352 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,663 [LAUGHlNG] 353 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,248 Ourfirst guest is a young man... 354 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,881 ...you probably read about in the newspapers, by the name of, um.... 355 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,042 Seymour Krelborn. Is that correct? 356 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,132 Who has discovered a new breed of plant hitherto unknown on this planet. 357 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,093 Let me play you down to your seat, Seymour. 358 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,883 [DINGlNG] 359 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,892 Hello, Seymour! 360 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,762 Um.... 361 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,396 Hello, Wink. 362 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,523 I wish you folks at home could see this. 363 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:27,232 Seymour, where did you get such a weird plant?. 364 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:35,946 Well, you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 365 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,790 WlNK [ON RADlO]: Thus we conclude our interview with the young botanical-- 366 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,541 -Mind if I call you a genius? -Oh, hoo. 367 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:42,792 SEYMOUR: Gosh, no! 368 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,830 WlNK: The genius who's discovered this amazing, unidentified plant. 369 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:49,375 SEYMOUR: I'd like to remind our listeners that the Audrey II is on display... 370 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,589 ...exclusively at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists. 371 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,970 -Shh! -Am I late?. Did I miss it?. 372 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,256 SEYMOUR: Mushnik's. WlNK: Until next week... 373 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,766 -The address. WlNK:...this is Wilkinson saying.... 374 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,144 -The address! SEYMOUR:...six days a week.... 375 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,600 I said, mention the address! 376 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,265 RADlO CHORUS [SINGlNG]: Skid Row radio 377 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,981 Ugh. Oh, well. It's still good advertising. 378 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,612 Seymour's first radio broadcast. 379 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,446 I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but-- 380 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,531 Don't tell me. You got tied up. 381 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,071 No, just handcuffed a little. 382 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,079 Girl. Hey, girl. 383 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,494 I don't know who this mess is you been hanging out with... 384 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,288 ...but he is hazardous to your health. 385 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,752 That's for sure. But I can't leave him. 386 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:32,009 -Why not? -Oh, he'd get angry. 387 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:36,218 And if he does this to me when he likes me, imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad. 388 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:39,509 So? Dump the chump. Get another guy and let him protect you. 389 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,178 How about the little jerk with the glasses? 390 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,516 -Seymour? -That's him. 391 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,807 Oh, we're just friends. 392 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:49,523 I don't even deserve a sweet, considerate... 393 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:52,484 ...suddenly successful guy like Seymour. 394 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,070 That poor child suffers from low self-image. 395 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,451 -You got a point. -She got a problem. 396 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,574 [SlNGlNG] I know Seymour's the greatest 397 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:09,664 But I'm dating a semi-sadist 398 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:14,552 So I got a black eye And my arm's in a cast 399 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:22,301 Still, that Seymour's a cutie 400 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:31,228 Well, if not, he's got inner beauty 401 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,317 And I dream of a place 402 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:40,908 Where we could be together at last 403 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:48,666 A matchbox of our own 404 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:53,921 A fence of real chain link 405 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:58,337 A grill out on the patio 406 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:02,007 Disposal in the sink 407 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,804 A washer and a dryer 408 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:10,645 And an ironing machine 409 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,902 In a tract house that we share 410 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,531 Somewhere that's green 411 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:30,832 He rakes and trims the grass 412 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:35,090 He loves to mow and weed 413 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,798 I cook like Betty Crocker 414 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,965 And I look like Donna Reed 415 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:47,102 There's plastic on the furniture 416 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,935 To keep it neat and clean 417 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,193 In the Pine-Sol scented air 418 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:59,778 Somewhere that's green 419 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,422 [CHlRPlNG] 420 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,139 [lNAUDlBLE DlALOGUE] 421 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:32,389 [HUMMlNG] 422 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:37,062 Somewhere that's green 423 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:40,572 Between ourfrozen dinner 424 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,951 And our bed-time: 9:15 425 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:48,740 We snuggle watching Lucy 426 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:54,833 On our big, enormous Twelve-inch screen 427 00:27:55,007 --> 00:28:02,004 I'm his December Bride 428 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:08,183 He's father, he knows best 429 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,141 The kids play Howdy Doody 430 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:17,185 As the sun sets in the west 431 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,479 A picture out of 432 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:27,654 Better Homes and Gardens Magazine 433 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:39,253 Far from Skid Row 434 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,885 I dream we'll go 435 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:56,725 Somewhere that's 436 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:05,651 Green 437 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,217 [CHORUS HUMMING] 438 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,777 [SlNGlNG] Poor Seymour pushed a broom 439 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,484 Nothing in his news but gloom and doom 440 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,240 Then he lit a fuse and give him room 441 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,448 He started an explosion Holy cow 442 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,704 That thing went bang, kaboom 443 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:56,162 And he's havin' some fun now Now 444 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,247 Some fun now Hot damn 445 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,959 Ain't he havin' some fun now Yes, ma'am 446 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,749 He's a havin' some fun now Oh, boy 447 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:06,213 Ain't he havin' some fun now 448 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,424 [ALL cHEERING] 449 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,599 All right! 450 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,315 Now! Some fun now Sho 'nuff 451 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:27,071 Ain't he havin' some fun now Hot stuff 452 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,824 He's a havin' some fun now Oh, boy 453 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:33,237 Ain't he havin' some fun now Now 454 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,827 Some fun now Good God, good God 455 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,538 He's havin' some fun now Oh, boy, oh, boy 456 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,873 Yeah, he's a havin' some fun now Oh, boy 457 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:43,630 Ain't he havin' some fun now 458 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:48,757 Some fun now 459 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,921 [CUSTOMERS CHATTERING] 460 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,053 [PHONES RINGlNG] 461 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,440 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! 462 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,316 Hello? 463 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,478 Hello? Hold on. 464 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,816 Uh, yes, yes. Yes, Mrs. Shiva. 465 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:11,233 Uh, no, Mrs. Shiva. Right away, Mrs. Shiva. 466 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:14,198 -Seymour! WOMAN: I'd just like to pay for these, please. 467 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,580 MUSHNIK: Seymour! 468 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,207 Did you send out the orderfor Mrs. Shiva? 469 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,709 Mrs. Shiva? I forgot! 470 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,541 You forgot?. 471 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,084 You forgot! 472 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,499 Do you hear this, God?. He forgot! 473 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:30,635 Are you listening, customers?. He forgot! 474 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,384 Audrey, quick! We've got to do an emergency arrangement. 475 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,968 Birthday? Wedding? Baby?. 476 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,008 -Funeral. -Hand me the lilies. 477 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,355 Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me, Audrey. I keep forgetting things. 478 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,062 Scissors. You got a lot on your mind. 479 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,854 Mind?. What mind?. The Shivas are our most important funereal account. 480 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,693 A big enormous family, they're dropping off like flies!. 481 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:54,735 Sometimes I think Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. Glue. 482 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,153 That's okay. 483 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,492 -After all, I owe him everything. -Glitter. 484 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,330 He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys when I was just a little tyke... 485 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:06,668 ...gave me a warm place to stay, floors to sweep, toilets to clean... 486 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,707 ...and every other Sunday off. 487 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:13,299 You know, I think you ought to raise your expectations, Seymour. 488 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,590 Now that you're getting successful, I mean. 489 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,677 It's clear you suffer from a low self-image. 490 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:22,346 And it's high time you get it fixed. 491 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:25,766 Why don't you go out and do something nice for yourself like... 492 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,060 ...buy some new clothes?. 493 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:31,150 Oh, I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey. 494 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:34,191 I don't have good taste like you. 495 00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:35,821 Oh. 496 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:39,159 Well, I could help you pick things out. 497 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:42,369 -You could? -Sure. 498 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,910 You'd go shopping with me?. 499 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,749 Sure. 500 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:51,292 You'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store? 501 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,131 Sure. 502 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,379 Tonight? 503 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,798 Oh, I can't tonight. I got a date. 504 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,762 Again, this date?. 505 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,051 Some date. 506 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,720 A date gives you a corsage, not a multiple fracture. 507 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:07,016 I'm telling you, Audrey, he's not a good, clean kind of boy. 508 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,400 He's a professional. 509 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,811 What kind of a professional drives a motorcycle... 510 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,570 ...and wears a black leather jacket? 511 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,664 [SlNGlNG] When I was younger, just a bad little kid 512 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,871 My momma noticed funny things I did 513 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:29,129 Like shootin'puppies with a BB gun 514 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,291 I'd poison guppies And when I was done 515 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:36,337 I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its head 516 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,426 That's when my momma said 517 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,010 [TlRES SCREECH] 518 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,676 What did she say? 519 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,855 She said My boy, I think someday 520 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,481 You'll find a way 521 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,314 To make your natural tendencies pay 522 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:54,776 -You'll be a dentist CHORUS: You'll be a dentist 523 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:57,942 -You have a talent for causing things pain -Pain 524 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,282 -Son, be a dentist -Son, be a dentist 525 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,869 -People will pay you to be inhumane -That's inhumane 526 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,080 Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood 527 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,792 -And teaching would suit you still less -Aah! 528 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,548 Son, be a dentist 529 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,709 You'll be a success 530 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,128 [YELLlNG] 531 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:27,979 WOMAN: Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque 532 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,980 Watch him suck up that gas Oh, my God 533 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,186 [LAUGHlNG] 534 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:34,319 He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good 535 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,696 CHORUS: Who wants their teeth done By the Marquis de Sade? 536 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,608 Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. 537 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:43,153 Eh, shut up. Open wide, here I come! 538 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,616 -[SlNGlNG] I am your dentist PATlENT: Goodness gracious 539 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,786 -And I enjoy the careerthat I picked -You love it 540 00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:54,047 I am your dentist 541 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:57,926 -And I get off on the pain I inflict -You really love it 542 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,803 I thrill when I drill a bicuspid 543 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:05,263 It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted 544 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,810 -And though it may cause my patients distress -No, no, no. 545 00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:13,942 Somewhere Somewhere in heaven above me 546 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,900 I know I know that my momma's proud of me 547 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,030 Oh, Momma. 548 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,364 [SlNGlNG] 'Cause I'm a dentist 549 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,123 -And a success -Aah! 550 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,415 Say, "Ahh." 551 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,920 [YELLlNG] 552 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,877 Say, "Ahh." 553 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,258 [GARGLlNG] 554 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,918 Say, "Ahh!" 555 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,507 [SCREAMlNG] 556 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,888 Now spit! 557 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,859 [MAN LAUGHlNG] [ENGlNE ROARlNG IN DISTANCE] 558 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:24,797 [lNHALES THEN LAUGHS] 559 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,967 Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now. 560 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,057 Relax. You want some nitrous oxide? 561 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,268 -No thanks. -Suit yourself. 562 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,609 [LAUGHS] 563 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,652 We're closed. 564 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,772 -Well.... -Oh, it's all right, Seymour. 565 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,487 This is my date, my boyfriend. 566 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:47,448 Seymour, Orin Scrivello. 567 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,913 -D.D.S. -Hey! 568 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,833 I know you. Sure, I saw you on the news. 569 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:58,167 I even know your name. Now, let's see. It's, uh, Cecil. No, no, no. 570 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,753 -It's, uh, Cedric. -No. 571 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,588 Give me a chance. 572 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,593 It's, uh, ahem... 573 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,468 -Simon?. -Seymour! 574 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:10,850 -Somebody talking to you? -Oh, no. Excuse me. 575 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,260 Excuse me, what?. 576 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,681 Excuse me, doctor. 577 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,937 That's better. 578 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:22,442 I know! Sure! You're the plant guy, right? 579 00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:25,948 Well, hey! That means it must be in there, huh?. 580 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,861 Well! That is incredible. 581 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:32,615 -What do you call that thing? SEYMOUR: Audrey ll. 582 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,158 Cute name. It's catchy. 583 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,577 Nice plant. Big. 584 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,213 Uh, shouldn't we be leaving now? 585 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,499 You're quite the little chatterbox tonight, ain't you? 586 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,167 -I'm sorry. -Sorry, what? 587 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,837 Sorry, doctor. Doctor. Sorry, doctor. 588 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,966 You've got to train them, huh, stud?. Heh. 589 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:52,891 Listen, here's my card. 590 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:56,145 You ever need a root canal or anything like that, give me a buzz, you hear? 591 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:58,932 Now, I'm serious. It's on the house. 592 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,108 Audrey! 593 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,649 You got the handcuffs? 594 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,030 They're right in my bag. 595 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,614 [LAUGHlNG] 596 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:39,518 You ought to see the way he treats her, Twoey. 597 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:43,605 She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him. 598 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:47,151 The man's a total disgrace to the dental profession. 599 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:49,736 I don't know what's going on sometimes. 600 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,903 Seems like the whole world's going crazy. 601 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,413 At least we got each other, right? 602 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:59,542 I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. I'll see you in the morning. 603 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,828 [THUD] 604 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,376 SEYMOUR: Oh, boy. Here we go again. 605 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:10,212 Come on, I haven't got much left. 606 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,255 Just give me a few days to heal, okay?. 607 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,345 -Then we'll start again on the left hand and-- TWOEY: Feed me. 608 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,180 I beg your pardon? 609 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,811 Feed me. 610 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:24,230 Twoey, you talked! You opened your trap, your thing, and you said-- 611 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:26,611 Feed me, Krelborn! Feed me now! 612 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:27,816 Uh.... 613 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,653 -I can't!. -I'm starving! 614 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,110 Look, maybe I can squeeze a little more out of this one. 615 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:36,655 -Ooh! More! More! More! More! -There isn't any more! 616 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,573 What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists? 617 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:39,991 Ahh. 618 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,410 Oh, boy! Look, I've got an idea. 619 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:45,205 I'll go to Shmendrik's and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin. 620 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,374 Must be blood. 621 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,464 -Twoey, that's disgusting. -Must be fresh. 622 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,753 I don't want to hear this. 623 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,638 -Feed me! -Does it have to be human? 624 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,300 -Feed me! -Does it have to be mine? 625 00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:00,140 -Feed me! -Where am I supposed to get it?. 626 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:03,478 [SlNGlNG] Feed me, Seymour 627 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:06,233 Feed me all night long 628 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,395 Ha! That's right, boy! 629 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,647 [SlNGlNG] You can do it 630 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:14,033 Feed me, Seymour 631 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:17,070 Feed me all night long 632 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,079 [LAUGHlNG] 633 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:24,665 'Cause ifyou feed me, Seymour 634 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:28,923 I can grow up big and strong 635 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,755 -Ha-ha-ha. -You eat blood, Audrey Il. Let's face it. 636 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,763 How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Kill people?. 637 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,800 -I'll make it worth your while. -What?. 638 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,593 You think this is all coincidence, baby? 639 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:44,435 The sudden success around here? The press coverage? 640 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:48,443 Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object. 641 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:52,401 Does this look inanimate to you, punk?. 642 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:57,069 If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want? 643 00:40:57,246 --> 00:41:00,113 -Like what? -Like deliver, pal. Aah! 644 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:04,785 Like, see you get everything your secret, greasy heart desires. 645 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,955 [SlNGlNG] Would you like a Cadillac car? 646 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,293 Or a guest-shot on Jack Paar? 647 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,756 How about a date with Hedy Lamarr You gonna get it 648 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:15,886 Ifyou want it, baby Ha, ha 649 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:18,218 How'd ya like to be a big wheel? 650 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,805 Dining out for every meal 651 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:26,144 I'm the plant can make it all real You're gonna get it 652 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,729 Hey, I'm your genie I'm your friend 653 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:31,690 I'm your willin' slave 654 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,855 Take a chance Feed me, yeah 655 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,115 You know the kind of eats The kind of red-hot treats 656 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:39,243 The kind of sticky licky sweets I crave 657 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,952 Ow! Come on, Seymour Don't be a putz 658 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:45,458 Trust me and your life will surely Rival King Tut's 659 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,040 Show a little initiative, boy Work up some guts 660 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:49,624 And you'll get it 661 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:55,260 -I don't know -Come on, boy. 662 00:41:55,430 --> 00:42:00,345 -I don't know -Lighten up. 663 00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:06,681 I have so So many strong 664 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:11,773 -Reservations -Tell it to the Marines. 665 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,112 Should I go 666 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,524 And perform 667 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,949 -Mutilations -Ha-ha-ha 668 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,749 You didn't have nothin' Till you met me 669 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,410 Come on, kid What will it be? 670 00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:32,046 Money? Girls? 671 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:33,797 One particular girl 672 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:37,005 How 'bout that Audrey? 673 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,670 Think it over 674 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:42,716 There must be someone you can 86 Real quiet like 675 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,180 And get me some lunch 676 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,686 Think about a room at the Ritz 677 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:50,644 Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz 678 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:55,778 A little nookie gonna clean up those zits And you'll get it, uh huh 679 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:57,984 Gee, I'd like a Harley machine 680 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,616 -Now you're cookin' -Toolin' around like I was James Dean 681 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:03,028 -Yeah, yeah -Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green 682 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,822 So go get it! Whoo whoo whoo 683 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,082 If you wanna be profound 684 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,618 If you really gotta justify 685 00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,958 Take a breath and look around 686 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:15,498 A lot of folks deserve to die 687 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:18,668 Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say. 688 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:21,838 -But it's true, isn't it? -No! 689 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:25,759 I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant! 690 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:26,972 Mm. 691 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,181 [ENGlNE ROARlNG] 692 00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:31,223 Sure you do. Ha-ha-ha. 693 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,656 [TlRES SCREECH] 694 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:46,321 Stupid woman!. Christ, what a frigging scatterbrain! 695 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,990 I'm sorry, doctor! 696 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:51,409 I'm sorry, doctor! Oh! 697 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,458 Falls off the motorcycle! 698 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,248 I'm clumsy, doctor! I'm clumsy, doctor! 699 00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,212 ORIN: Musses my hair! 700 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:01,252 Get the door open, you little slut! 701 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:04,092 I'm trying, doctor! I'm trying, doctor!. 702 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,723 Get the Vitalis. Quick, the Vitalis! 703 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:08,304 I'm out of it! 704 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,685 ORIN: What?. 705 00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:11,437 [AUDREY SCREAMS] 706 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:21,272 [SlNGlNG] Ifyou want a rationale It isn't very hard to see 707 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:24,613 No, no, no Stop and think it over, pal 708 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:29,497 The guy sure looks like plant food to me 709 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:33,501 -The guy sure looks like plant food to me -Yeah, ow!. 710 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,377 He's so nasty treatin' her rough 711 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,664 Yeah, smackin' her around And always talkin' so tough 712 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:40,174 You need blood And he's got more than enough 713 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,676 I need blood and he's got more than enough 714 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:49,468 -You need blood and he's got more than enough -I need blood and he's got more than enough 715 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,556 So go get it 716 00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:57,980 [DRlLL WHlRRlNG] [GlRL SCREAMING] 717 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,113 Hey, does that mean they're finished? My turn? 718 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,952 Sit. 719 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,622 [GlRL MOANlNG] 720 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:19,209 Whoo! What happened? What did he do?. Tell me everything! 721 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,795 [GlRL MUMBLlNG] 722 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:25,715 Yeah. Well, they have to do that to remove the jaw. 723 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,551 [GRUNTING] 724 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:31,138 Ah, consideryourselfvery, very lucky. 725 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:38,228 -Next!. -It's me, Arthur Denton! I'm next! 726 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:40,108 -Nurse! -Hmm? 727 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,358 Does, uh, that have an appointment? 728 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,234 Ask it. I'm off duty. 729 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:52,076 I've been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal. 730 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:55,663 I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal. 731 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,880 -Let's go. -I have a history of dental problems. 732 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,836 ORIN: Shut up! 733 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,630 Yes, doctor. 734 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,263 I went to a terrible dentist Wednesday, who was recommended to me... 735 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,098 ...by somebody that I saw on Monday... 736 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,810 ...who is the brother of a man that I usually see on Sundays. 737 00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:20,145 And their mother taught them everything they know. 738 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:23,607 She's gifted, but quite elderly. People think she shouldn't be working. 739 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,066 But I go to her because... 740 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,732 -...I'm just incredibly devoted to her strength. -Huh. 741 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:32,407 She can't really see who you are, but she knows the sound of your voice. 742 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,745 Ifyou tell herwhere it is, the problem, she eventually finds the trouble and she does it. 743 00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:40,411 I wish I had that stamina. I can only go so long. 744 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:43,831 That's how I want to be. I don't ever want to have to be just-- 745 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:46,334 Comfy? 746 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,135 Yes, doctor. 747 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,426 I remember the first time I went to a dentist. 748 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,761 I thought, '"What a neat job! If only I were a dentist." 749 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:58,020 The dentist I went to had the greatest car. He had a Corvette. I thought, "My gosh. 750 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:00,681 Everybody calls him 'Doctor,' and he's not really a doctor." 751 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,521 Oh, my God. 752 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:09,611 "If only I got out of here okay." But then after everything was all finished... 753 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:12,151 ...they gave me a candy bar. I thought, "This is what I get? 754 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:13,991 A candy bar?" 755 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:17,407 This is what you do. You go through a thing and get chocolate out of it. 756 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:22,375 Getting to work with incredible professionals who use incredibly wonderful equipment-- 757 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:24,664 Let's take a Iook at that mouth. 758 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:26,920 Say, "Aah!" 759 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,675 [SCREAMlNG] 760 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,389 Aah, candy bar! 761 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,720 Ohh! Candy bar! Candy bar! 762 00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:37,931 Oh, that's great. come on! 763 00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,938 [HUMMlNG] 764 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:44,270 Gosh! Oh, God. Do it again. 765 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:46,857 Oh, God, doctor. Whoo! 766 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,862 Yeah, aw, great! 767 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,866 Oh, you are something special. 768 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:54,869 You are something special! Come on! Come on! Come on! 769 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,199 Mm, aw, oh! 770 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,284 Thank you!. 771 00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:00,123 [MOANlNG] 772 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:02,660 Yeah, thank you! 773 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:06,547 Oh, my God. It's your professionalism that I respect. 774 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:10,881 Oh, God! Don't stop, doc! Don't stop! Come on! More! 775 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,216 Yeah! Yeah, come on! Yeah! 776 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:17,554 What do you want? Say, "Please!" Ah, ah, ah. 777 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,227 Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 778 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:24,107 [MOANS THEN LAUGHS] 779 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,058 Great! Oh! 780 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,728 I'm gonna get a candy bar! I'm gonna get a candy bar! 781 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:30,813 Come on! Come on. 782 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,777 [MOANlNG] 783 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,990 Oh, yeah! Yeah, oh! 784 00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,746 [MOANlNG THEN LAUGHlNG] 785 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:43,330 [MOANlNG] 786 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:45,870 Wow! 787 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:50,671 Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! 788 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:53,336 Yes!. Yeah. 789 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:55,675 -Get out. -What's wrong? 790 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,806 Get out of here. 791 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,016 What's the matter? 792 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:07,399 Go on! Get out of here! 793 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,606 Right this way. 794 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,112 I'm gonna tell each and every one of my friends about you... 795 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,614 -...and they're gonna-- -Just get-- 796 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,070 -What's this? -Oops. 797 00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:18,281 Ha-ha-ha! Sorry. 798 00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:20,162 Goddamn sicko. 799 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:25,710 Let me ask you something. Does this thing scare you?. 800 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,620 -Yes. -Would you like if I took this thing... 801 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,629 ...and made straight for your goddamn incisors? 802 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,915 -No. -It'd hurt, right? 803 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:32,458 -Mm-hm. -You'd scream, right? 804 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,422 -Mm-hm. -Well get your ass in here! 805 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,011 [GRUNTS] 806 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:39,766 -Say, don't I know you?. -Seymour Krelborn. We met yesterday. 807 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,800 Oh, your mouth's a mess, kid. 808 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:45,847 That wisdom tooth. We'll just rip that bugger right out of there. 809 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:47,060 -What do you say? -No! 810 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:49,725 There's always time for dental hygiene, Seymour. 811 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:53,112 You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?. 812 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,236 Look, Seymour. 813 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,651 -This could happen to you. -Uh.... 814 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:02,781 -Unless I take immediate action. -What's that? 815 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,495 -A drill. -It's rusty. 816 00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,034 It's an antique. 817 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:09,579 They don't make them like this anymore. 818 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:12,419 Sturdy, heavy... 819 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,083 ...dull. 820 00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:20,089 I'm gonna want some gas for this. 821 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,302 [SlGHS] 822 00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:23,763 Thank God. I thought you wouldn't use any. 823 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:27,146 Oh, the gas isn't foryou, Seymour. It's for me. 824 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:30,979 You see, I want to really enjoy this. 825 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:35,146 In fact, I'm gonna use my special gas mask. 826 00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:40,948 I find a little giggle gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously. 827 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,616 Here we go! 828 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:57,259 [LAUGHlNG] 829 00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:04,134 Oh, Seymour, I'm flying! Ha-ha-ha. 830 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:08,270 The things I'm gonna do to that mouth! Ha-ha-ha! 831 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:29,120 Huh?. What the hell is that? 832 00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:31,752 A gun?. Ha-ha-ha! 833 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:35,210 The kid's got a goddamn revolver! Ha-ha-ha! 834 00:51:35,384 --> 00:51:38,672 Oh, Jesus, ha, ha! I'm in trouble now, huh? 835 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,677 [LAUGHlNG] 836 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,555 Wait until I turn this gas off. 837 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,263 [GAS WHISTLlNG] 838 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:47,893 Uh-oh. 839 00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:51,105 Aw, give me a hand, would you? Ha, ha. 840 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,186 No, I guess you wouldn't, would you? 841 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,442 [LAUGHlNG] 842 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,902 [GASPlNG] 843 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,648 You see, Seymour, I could asphyx.... 844 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:02,862 [LAUGHlNG] 845 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:04,402 Asphyx-- 846 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:07,117 [LAUGHS THEN GAGS] 847 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,162 What'd I ever do to you? 848 00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:17,923 Nothing. It's what you did to her. 849 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,425 Herwho? 850 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,258 Oh, her. 851 00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:42,360 [THUDDlNG] 852 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:17,315 [DOG WHIMPERS] 853 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,646 SEYMOUR: Shh! Go away. 854 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,909 Ooh! Chop it up. 855 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,445 -What?. -Feed me! 856 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,534 Okay, okay. 857 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:35,746 Oh, brother. 858 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,735 [THUNDER RUMBLlNG] 859 00:54:58,086 --> 00:54:59,576 [LAUGHlNG] 860 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,160 [DISPATCHER SPEAKING lNDlSTINCTLY OVER RADlO] 861 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:52,004 [lNAUDlBLE DlALOGUE] 862 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:13,108 Audrey, what'd they sayto you?. 863 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,073 Uh, who? 864 00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:18,489 -The police. -Oh, uh, nothing. 865 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:21,583 Audrey, talk to me. Tell me what they said. 866 00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:24,920 It's Orin. They say he's disappeared! 867 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:29,420 -The police, they told you that? -They suspect foul play. 868 00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:31,922 They do? 869 00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:35,760 His receptionist, this morning she found the place a shambles. 870 00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:37,720 Gas masks everywhere. 871 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,853 Things all over the floor. 872 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:42,684 They think.... 873 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,982 I can't even think about what they think. 874 00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:56,159 Audrey. 875 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:00,493 Don't cry, Audrey. 876 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,501 Would it be so terrible if something had happened to him? 877 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,704 Seymour, what a thing to say! 878 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:10,419 Well, would it? 879 00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,135 Itwouldn't be terrible at all. 880 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,638 It'd be a miracle. 881 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:22,019 Not to mention all the money I'd save on Epsom salts and ACE bandages. 882 00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:23,304 You see? 883 00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:26,807 But I'd still feel guilty. I mean.... 884 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:31,820 If he met with foul play or some terrible accident of some kind... 885 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,902 ...it'd be partly my fault just because... 886 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:38,159 ...secretly I wished it. 887 00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:41,743 Audrey, don't you waste another minute thinking about that creep! 888 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:47,078 There's a lot of guys that'd give anything to go out with you. 889 00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:50,088 Nice guys. 890 00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:53,967 I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour. 891 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,628 -That's not true. -You don't know the half of it! 892 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,798 I've led a terrible life. 893 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:04,096 I deserved a creep like Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. 894 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:06,687 You know where I met him? 895 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,809 In the Gutter. 896 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,228 The gutter? 897 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:15,148 The Gutter. It's a nightspot. 898 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:18,909 I worked there on my nights off when we weren't making much money. 899 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,785 I'd put on... 900 00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:25,040 ...cheap and tasteless outfits, not nice ones like this. 901 00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:28,369 Low and nasty apparel. 902 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:30,705 Audrey, that's all behind you now. 903 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:33,669 You got nothing to be ashamed of. 904 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:37,553 You're a very nice person. I always knew you were. 905 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:42,682 Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, you know what I saw?. 906 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,969 A girl I respected. 907 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,058 I still do. 908 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:51,520 [SlNGlNG] Lift up your head 909 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:54,732 Wash offyour mascara 910 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:56,737 Here, take my Kleenex 911 00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:59,194 Wipe that lipstick away 912 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,327 Show me your face 913 00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:04,863 Clean as the morning 914 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:07,158 I know things were bad 915 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:11,086 But now they're okay 916 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:17,384 Suddenly Seymour 917 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,421 Is standing beside you 918 00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:26,514 You don't need no makeup 919 00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:31,603 Don't have to pretend 920 00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:36,020 Suddenly Seymour 921 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:40,567 Is here to provide you 922 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:45,454 Sweet understanding 923 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:48,787 -Seymour's your friend -Nobody ever 924 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,372 Treated me kindly 925 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,832 Daddy left early 926 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:55,713 Mama was poor 927 00:59:55,884 --> 01:00:00,048 I'd meet a man And I'd follow him blindly 928 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,133 He'd snap his fingers 929 01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:06,676 Me, I'd say "sure" 930 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:10,971 Suddenly Seymour 931 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:15,392 Is standing beside me 932 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:19,939 He don't give me orders 933 01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:24,486 He don't condescend 934 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:28,576 Suddenly Seymour 935 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:33,084 Is here to provide me 936 01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:37,715 Sweet understanding 937 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:41,047 -Seymour's my friend -Tell me this feeling 938 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:43,086 Lasts 'til forever 939 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:47,258 Tell me the bad times Are clean washed away 940 01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:51,303 Please understand that It's still strange and frightenin' 941 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,517 For losers like I've been 942 01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:57,605 It's so hard to say 943 01:00:57,779 --> 01:01:01,863 -Suddenly Seymour -Suddenly Seymour 944 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:06,117 -He purified me -He purified you 945 01:01:06,288 --> 01:01:10,531 -Suddenly Seymour -Suddenly Seymour 946 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:16,420 -Showed me I can -Yes you can 947 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:20,458 Learn how to be more 948 01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:24,719 -The girl that's inside me -The girl that's inside you 949 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:33,059 -With sweet understanding -With sweet understanding 950 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:37,725 With sweet understanding 951 01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:44,194 Seymour's your 952 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:51,364 Man 953 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:43,464 [CHUCKLlNG] 954 01:02:57,565 --> 01:03:00,102 MUSHNIK: You love her madly, don't you, schmuck? 955 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:02,359 Mr. Mushnik, you scared me. I-- 956 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:06,613 I scared him? After what I've seen, I scared him?. 957 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,068 [LAUGHS] 958 01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:11,201 Do you think I didn't know, huh?. Oh, I knew. 959 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:14,204 I knew you lay down here on your pathetic little cot... 960 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:15,705 ...and dreamed about her. 961 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,082 But I didn't know the lengths to which you'd go... 962 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,665 ...the depths to which you'd sink! 963 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,289 What depths?. What sink? What are you talking about? 964 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:26,082 Little red dots all over the linoleum. 965 01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:28,968 Little red spots on the concrete outside. 966 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:34,509 I'm talking blood, Krelborn. I'm talking under my own roof. 967 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,517 An axe murderer! 968 01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:39,725 TWOEY [SlNGING]: He's got your number now 969 01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:40,979 I saw everything. 970 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,563 TWOEY: He knows just what you've done 971 01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,398 Everything you did to her boyfriend. 972 01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:48,314 TWOEY: You've got no place to hide 973 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:49,776 I saw you chopping him. 974 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:52,738 TWOEY: You've got nowhere to run 975 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:55,870 It's true. I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him! 976 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,781 TWOEY: He knows your life of crime 977 01:03:57,959 --> 01:03:59,745 Tell it to the police. 978 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:03,787 I think it's suppertime 979 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,956 Hoo, hoo, whoo 980 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,295 Come on, come on 981 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:10,426 Think about all those offers 982 01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:13,009 Come on, come on 983 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:14,969 Your future with Audrey 984 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:17,099 Come on, come on 985 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,477 Ain't no time to turn squeamish 986 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,183 C-C-C-Come on! 987 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,770 I swear on all my spores 988 01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:28,277 When he's gone the world will be yours 989 01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:30,734 Yours Yeah, yeah 990 01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:34,743 CHORUS [SlNGING]: Come on, come on 991 01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:43,457 Come on, come on 992 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:51,548 It's suppertime 993 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:54,963 You know, Krelborn, it kills me doing this. 994 01:04:55,141 --> 01:05:00,352 But considering you're almost like a son to me, I'm thinking... 995 01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:02,433 ...maybe we don't have to go to the police. 996 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:07,020 -We don't?. -I'm thinking... 997 01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:12,406 ...what if I kept my mouth shut and gave you a one-way ticket out of town? 998 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,199 You'd do that, sir? 999 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:20,117 You could lay low for a while, say 30, 40 years. 1000 01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:23,158 Meanwhile, I would keep the plant. 1001 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,660 -The plant? MUSHNIK: Of course... 1002 01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:29,172 ...you'd have to teach me how to take care of it while you're away. 1003 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:33,176 Give me your secret gardening tips. 1004 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:36,634 But then, if you'd rather hang.... 1005 01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:40,642 [SlNGlNG] Come on, come on 1006 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:48,025 Come on, come on 1007 01:05:48,194 --> 01:05:50,901 What do I have to do? 1008 01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:53,063 SEYMOUR: Just feed it. 1009 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,606 Just feed it what?. 1010 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:58,322 [SlNGlNG] It's suppertime 1011 01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:00,744 Oh. 1012 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:03,497 -Minerals. -Yes. 1013 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,744 Thursdays, you should give it water. 1014 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:09,754 Oh, yes. 1015 01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:11,755 [SlNGlNG] Come on, come on 1016 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:13,132 It's suppertime 1017 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:16,636 -But whatever you do.... -Yes? 1018 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:20,765 It's suppertime 1019 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:24,348 -Whatever you do.... -Yeah? 1020 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,976 -What the hell is...? -Sir? 1021 01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:32,894 [TWOEY GROWLS] [SEYMOUR SHUDDERS] 1022 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,608 MUSHNIK: Wait! Wait!. Wait! 1023 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,364 Aah! Oh, wait!. Aah! 1024 01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:39,530 [SLURPS] 1025 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:45,244 Suppertime 1026 01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:49,744 Seymour Krelborn! 1027 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:52,460 Finally, we meet! What an occasion! Let's toast it. Up yours. 1028 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,420 -Canap�? -Cigarette? 1029 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:57,757 Let's talk turkey. Sign here. We'll book you on lecturing tours. 1030 01:06:57,931 --> 01:07:00,388 Yes, darling. We're sending photographers Thursday. 1031 01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:02,799 So get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt. 1032 01:07:02,977 --> 01:07:04,558 -Just sign this release. -Need a pen? 1033 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,186 Aren't you thrilled? It's the cover of LIFE magazine! 1034 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:10,224 -Dessert? -I tell you, son, it's a cinch to get ratings. 1035 01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:12,813 -The title is Marvin's. -The concept is mine. 1036 01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:15,273 The first weekly gardening show on a network! 1037 01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:18,155 -And you're gonna host it, you lucky kid. ALL: Sign! 1038 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:20,738 CHORUS [SlNGING]: They say the meek shall inherit 1039 01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:22,948 You know the book doesn't lie 1040 01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:25,283 It's not a question ofmerit 1041 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,665 It's not demand and supply 1042 01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:30,497 They say the meek gonna get it 1043 01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:32,663 [SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] 1044 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,332 You know the meek are gonna get What's comin' to them 1045 01:07:37,637 --> 01:07:41,095 You know the meek are gonna get What's comin' to them 1046 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,474 You know the meek are gonna get What's comin' to them 1047 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:51,641 By and by 1048 01:07:53,027 --> 01:07:55,268 [REPORTERS CHATTERING] 1049 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:02,533 Oh, my God! 1050 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:06,825 And here he is himself, Mr. Seymour Krelborn! 1051 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,706 Mr. Krelborn, there are so many questions... 1052 01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:12,414 ...the American people in our television audience have for you. 1053 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,830 Come and tell our viewers at home and elsewhere... 1054 01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:18,341 ...about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon. 1055 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,342 A phenomenon, I might add, that has made you... 1056 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:23,471 ...one of the most talked-about plant scientists in the country-- 1057 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:26,845 Cut!. 1058 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:29,853 What the hell? What happened to the goddamned greenery?. 1059 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:32,639 SEYMOUR: It just needs to be fed. PRESENTER: So feed it. 1060 01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:34,891 I can't feed it. Not now. 1061 01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:36,900 I'll feed it. Where do you keep the plant food? 1062 01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:41,064 It doesn't eat plant food. And I can't feed it now. 1063 01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:44,234 Why don't you leave me alone? All of you. 1064 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:47,449 Just go away. Leave me alone. Get out of here. 1065 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,910 Go away. Leave me alone! 1066 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:51,449 [ALL cHATTERlNG] 1067 01:08:52,045 --> 01:08:54,457 -Everybody go away! Leave me alone! -Seymour! 1068 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,579 You're hysterical. 1069 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:58,168 I know. I'm sorry. 1070 01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:00,459 [ALL SHOUTlNG lNDISTlNCTLY] 1071 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,308 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1072 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:15,724 I never should've started, but I did. Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die. 1073 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,767 And I'll lose her, I'll lose everything. 1074 01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:21,358 -Seymour? Who are you talking to? -Oh. Huh? 1075 01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,022 Nobody. 1076 01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:25,112 You're acting funny. 1077 01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:27,572 It wasn't nice throwing those people out. 1078 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,489 Those men said Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips... 1079 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,249 ...is sure to be a very big TV show. 1080 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:36,995 -I know. I'm sorry. I feel terrible. -Well, you shouldn't. 1081 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:40,665 They're coming back tomorrow and they're bringing you a great big check. 1082 01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:42,333 They are? 1083 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:45,754 I wish you were enjoying your success. 1084 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:47,839 They said they're coming back with money? 1085 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,678 Tomorrow. 1086 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,888 Then we could afford to get out of here, couldn't we?. 1087 01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:53,143 Uh, what do you mean? 1088 01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:55,851 That's it. After tomorrow we could leave here together. 1089 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:57,811 Together? 1090 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,526 If you'll have me. 1091 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,278 Audrey, will you have me? 1092 01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:04,363 Uh, what do you mean? 1093 01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,823 Marry me, Audrey. 1094 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:09,906 -Oh, Seymour, this is so sudden. -Will you? 1095 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:17,790 Sure. 1096 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:20,504 Then that's it! We'll go get married right now. 1097 01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:22,836 -Oh, Seymour! -Tomorrow we'll come back... 1098 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:26,002 ...I'll be on television, get the money and then we'll live happy ever after. 1099 01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:29,297 Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life with no plants, I promise. 1100 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:32,057 -No plants at all. -You're talking peculiar again, Seymour. 1101 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,514 We'll start tonight, we'll go to City Hall, get married... 1102 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:37,431 ...and then spend the night somewhere it's safe. Some nice hotel. 1103 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,894 -Oh, Seymour. -Oh, Audrey. 1104 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,855 Oh, I've got to get ready! Heh! 1105 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:44,190 Hurry. Hurry. 1106 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,637 Feed me. 1107 01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:55,346 -Under no circumstances. -Feed me. 1108 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,681 I will not, so stop asking. 1109 01:11:57,855 --> 01:11:59,220 Feed me! 1110 01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:02,435 No! No more! I can't take living with the guilt. 1111 01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,605 Tough titty. 1112 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:08,525 -Watch your language. -Aw, cut the crap. Bring on the meat. 1113 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:11,232 Okay, okay. 1114 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:14,740 I'll bring you meat. I'll run down to the corner, pick you up some ground round. 1115 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:18,827 -How about that?. -Don't do me no favors! 1116 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,707 -Look. -Hmm? 1117 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,745 It's my last offer. Yes or no? 1118 01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:28,542 You sure do drive a hard bargain. 1119 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:32,136 Done. Fine. Great. 1120 01:12:34,308 --> 01:12:36,594 Don't think you're getting dessert. 1121 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,139 [CHUCKLES] 1122 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:56,323 Unh. 1123 01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:06,374 [GRUNTING] 1124 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:14,629 [GROANS] 1125 01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:35,946 [CHUCKLES] 1126 01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:54,294 [CLEARS THROAT] 1127 01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:01,471 [HUMMlNG] 1128 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:07,477 [HUMMlNG] 1129 01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:10,352 [PHONE RINGS] 1130 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:14,317 Hello. 1131 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,448 TWOEY [SlNGING]: Hey, little lady, hello 1132 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,484 Who--? Who is this? 1133 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:21,496 You're looking cute as can be 1134 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:23,156 Is this someone I know? 1135 01:14:23,334 --> 01:14:26,201 You're looking mighty sweet 1136 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:28,328 Seymour! 1137 01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:31,998 No, it ain't Seymour. Ha, ha, it's me!. 1138 01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:35,585 [LAUGHlNG] 1139 01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:38,675 AUDREY: Oh, my God! 1140 01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:52,526 [CAR HORN HONKlNG] 1141 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:59,234 I don't believe it. 1142 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,028 Believe it, baby. It talks. 1143 01:15:02,623 --> 01:15:04,079 Am I dreaming this? 1144 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:07,083 No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither. 1145 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:11,499 Something is very wrong here. 1146 01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,916 I need me some water in the worst way. 1147 01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:16,959 Look at my branches. 1148 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,005 I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey! 1149 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:21,217 [LAUGHS] 1150 01:15:21,392 --> 01:15:23,804 [SlNGlNG] Come on and give me a drink 1151 01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:25,639 I don't know if I should. 1152 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:28,179 Hey, little lady, be nice 1153 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:29,847 Do you talk to Seymour like this? 1154 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:32,893 Sure do I'll drink it straight 1155 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,526 Your leaves are dry, poor thing. 1156 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:37,154 Don't need no glass or no ice 1157 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,860 Uh, I'll get the can. 1158 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:42,072 Don't need no twist oflime 1159 01:15:42,246 --> 01:15:43,326 Here we go. 1160 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:45,829 And now it's suppertime! 1161 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:48,911 Oh! 1162 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:51,327 Ah, ha-ha-ha. 1163 01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:54,963 Oh, relax, doll, and it'll be easier. 1164 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:59,093 Come join your dentist friend and Mushnik, ha, ha. 1165 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:04,758 -Aah! -They're right inside. Ha-ha-ha! 1166 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,763 [GASPlNG] 1167 01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:09,849 [TWOEY LAUGHING] 1168 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,060 [SCREAMlNG] 1169 01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:14,141 [CRUNCH] 1170 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:20,573 SEYMOUR: Get off of her! Get off! 1171 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,775 [AUDREY SCREAMING] 1172 01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:37,005 [LAUGHlNG] 1173 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:50,394 -Are you okay? -Yes. 1174 01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:52,395 No. 1175 01:16:57,071 --> 01:16:59,027 Don't die, Audrey. Please don't die. 1176 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:05,610 You know, the plant just said the strangest thing just now. 1177 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:08,450 It said Orin and Mr. Mushnik... 1178 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,785 ...are already inside. 1179 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:14,285 It's true. 1180 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:16,249 I did it. 1181 01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:18,881 I fed them to it. 1182 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:24,049 And that's what made it so big and strong... 1183 01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:27,799 ...and you so famous? 1184 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,263 I've done terrible things, Audrey. 1185 01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:34,726 -But not to you. Never to you. -But.... 1186 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:40,520 I want you to, Seymour. 1187 01:17:41,031 --> 01:17:42,646 What?. 1188 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:48,737 When I die, which should be very shortly... 1189 01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:51,155 ...give me to the plant. 1190 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:57,078 So that it will live, and bring you all the wonderful things you deserve. 1191 01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:01,044 -You don't know what you're saying. -But I do. 1192 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:04,961 It's the one gift I can give you. 1193 01:18:05,139 --> 01:18:07,471 And if I'm in the plant... 1194 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:10,849 ...then I am part of the plant. 1195 01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:13,852 So in a way... 1196 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:18,603 ...we'll always be together. 1197 01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:26,449 [SlNGlNG] You'll wash my tenderleaves 1198 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:32,701 You'll smell my sweet perfume 1199 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:37,539 You'll water me and care for me 1200 01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:42,545 You'll see me bud and bloom 1201 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:47,504 I'm feeling strangely happy now 1202 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:54,720 Contented and serene 1203 01:18:55,564 --> 01:19:01,434 Oh, don't you see 1204 01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:07,816 Finally I'll be 1205 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:14,079 Somewhere 1206 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:17,784 That's 1207 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:27,127 Green 1208 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,924 [SHUDDERS] 1209 01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:31,667 MAN: Hey! Watch it! 1210 01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:10,005 MARTIN: Mr. Krelborn. 1211 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:12,959 Uh, Mr. Krelborn? 1212 01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:16,511 Patrick Martin. 1213 01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:18,634 International Licensing and Marketing. 1214 01:22:18,851 --> 01:22:20,842 I wanna show you something. 1215 01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:24,269 -I'm not interested. -Ah, but you will be. 1216 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:25,971 Look. 1217 01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:27,973 Look. 1218 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:34,109 I took the liberty of taking a cutting from that amazing plant of yours. 1219 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:36,485 And look what grew in just a couple of days. 1220 01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:43,621 The Design boys did the packaging. 1221 01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,370 Cute, huh? 1222 01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:46,826 Get the idea? 1223 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:51,125 My firm is willing to pay you a reasonable amount to take leaf cuttings.... 1224 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:52,956 ...develop little Audrey lls... 1225 01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:56,340 ...sell them in florist shops, supermarkets. Across the nation. 1226 01:22:56,555 --> 01:23:00,343 Pretty soon, every household in America will have one. 1227 01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,682 Imagine it, boy. We could make a fortune. 1228 01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,305 Little Audrey lls, everywhere. 1229 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:09,189 This could be bigger than Hula-Hoops. 1230 01:23:11,028 --> 01:23:13,189 What do you say, Mr. Krelborn?. 1231 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:26,907 Mr. Krelborn. 1232 01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:28,788 Mr. Krelborn. 1233 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,039 Krelborn! 1234 01:23:30,923 --> 01:23:33,380 Hey! We don't have to deal with you, you know! 1235 01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:36,049 A goddamn vegetable's public domain! 1236 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,798 You ask our lawyers! 1237 01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:48,888 Every household in America. That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it? 1238 01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:51,602 No shit, Sherlock. 1239 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:54,059 We're not talking about one hungry plant here. 1240 01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:56,235 We're talking about world conquest. 1241 01:23:56,448 --> 01:23:58,939 And I wanna thank you. 1242 01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:02,367 You ate the only thing I ever loved. 1243 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:04,995 [LAUGHlNG] 1244 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,411 You're a monster, and so am I. 1245 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,209 It's gotta end. It's gonna stop right here. 1246 01:24:11,421 --> 01:24:12,661 [SlNGlNG] Betterwait a minute 1247 01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:15,046 Uh, you better hold the phone 1248 01:24:15,842 --> 01:24:17,958 Better mind your manners 1249 01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:19,384 Better change yourtone 1250 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:22,467 Don't you threaten me, son 1251 01:24:22,683 --> 01:24:24,093 You got a lot of gall 1252 01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:26,724 We're gonna do things my way 1253 01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:29,804 Or we won't do things at all 1254 01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,521 Uh-huh! 1255 01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:37,940 You in trouble now. 1256 01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:40,401 Baby, yeah. 1257 01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:53,585 [LAUGHlNG] 1258 01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:04,337 You don't know What you're messing with 1259 01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:06,882 Uh, you got no idea 1260 01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:09,093 You don't know what you're looking at 1261 01:25:09,313 --> 01:25:11,599 When you're looking here 1262 01:25:11,815 --> 01:25:13,726 You don't know what you're up against 1263 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:16,149 No, no way, no how 1264 01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:18,477 You don't know What you're messing with 1265 01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:20,938 But I'm gonna tell you now 1266 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,107 [HUMMlNG] 1267 01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:29,655 Get this straight I'm just a mean green mother 1268 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,240 From outer space and I'm bad 1269 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,075 Mean, green, bad 1270 01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:35,126 I'm just a mean green mother From outer space 1271 01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:37,500 And it looks like you've been had 1272 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,798 I'm just a mean green mother From outer space 1273 01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:42,342 So get off my back And get out my face 1274 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,385 'Cause I'm mean and green 1275 01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:46,680 And I am bad 1276 01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:49,136 [LAUGHlNG] 1277 01:25:50,354 --> 01:25:52,185 I'm bad 1278 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:54,809 Yeah 1279 01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:01,645 Ooh! Wanna save your skin, boy? 1280 01:26:02,282 --> 01:26:04,022 You wanna save your hide? 1281 01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:05,986 You wanna see tomorrow? Ha, ha 1282 01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,744 You better step aside 1283 01:26:08,955 --> 01:26:11,071 Better take a tip, boy 1284 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,122 Want some good advice? 1285 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,166 You better take it easy 1286 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:17,495 'Cause you're walking on thin ice 1287 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:20,129 You don't know What you're dealing with 1288 01:26:20,342 --> 01:26:22,503 No, you never did 1289 01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:24,584 You don't know what you're looking at 1290 01:26:24,805 --> 01:26:27,217 But that's tough titty, kid 1291 01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:29,138 The lion don't sleep tonight 1292 01:26:29,351 --> 01:26:31,637 And if you pull his tail, he roars 1293 01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,764 You say that ain't fair You say that ain't nice 1294 01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:36,062 You know what I say? Up yours 1295 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:37,598 [HUMMlNG] 1296 01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:39,482 TWOEY: Yeah 1297 01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:43,108 Ow! Watch me now I'm just a mean green mother 1298 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,654 From outer space and I'm bad 1299 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,106 Mean, green, bad 1300 01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:48,658 I'm just a mean green mother A real disgrace 1301 01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:50,576 And you've got me fighting mad 1302 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:53,326 I'm just a mean green mother From outer space 1303 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:55,908 Gonna trash your ass Gonna rock this place 1304 01:26:56,128 --> 01:26:57,743 I'm mean and green 1305 01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:01,080 And I am bad 1306 01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:03,544 Mm-hm 1307 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:05,710 You know I don't come From no black lagoon 1308 01:27:05,929 --> 01:27:07,885 I'm from past the stars And beyond the moon 1309 01:27:08,098 --> 01:27:10,680 You can keep the Thing Keep the It 1310 01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:13,178 Keep the Creature They don't mean shit 1311 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:17,308 Unh-unh-uh! 1312 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:20,349 I got killer buds, a power stem 1313 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:22,025 Nasty thorns and I'm using them 1314 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,444 So better move it out, nature calls 1315 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,897 You got the point? I'm gonna bust your balls 1316 01:27:29,035 --> 01:27:31,276 [LAUGHlNG] 1317 01:27:33,915 --> 01:27:37,373 [HUMMlNG] 1318 01:27:42,048 --> 01:27:43,288 Here it comes 1319 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:06,691 I'm mean and green 1320 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,443 Mean green mother from outer space 1321 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,320 I'm mean and green 1322 01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:14,114 Mean green motherfrom outer space 1323 01:28:14,331 --> 01:28:15,537 I'm mean and green 1324 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,073 [LAUGHlNG] 1325 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,706 Ooh! 1326 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:42,430 [LAUGHlNG] 1327 01:29:01,795 --> 01:29:03,831 And I 1328 01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:06,921 Am Unh! 1329 01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:10,710 Bad 1330 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:51,132 [GULPS] 1331 01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:06,560 [SPlTS] 1332 01:30:07,694 --> 01:30:10,060 [LAUGHlNG] 1333 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:50,810 [SlNGlNG] Subsequent to the events You have just witnessed 1334 01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:56,865 Similar events in cities across America 1335 01:30:57,077 --> 01:31:02,538 Events which bore A striking resemblance 1336 01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:08,665 To the ones you have just seen Began occurring 1337 01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:11,295 Ooh! 1338 01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:15,960 Subsequent to the events You have just witnessed 1339 01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:21,264 Unsuspecting jerks From Maine to California 1340 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:26,561 Made the acquaintance Of a new breed of flytrap 1341 01:31:26,773 --> 01:31:32,313 And got sweet-talked Into feeding it blood 1342 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:38,907 Thus the plants worked Their terrible will 1343 01:31:39,119 --> 01:31:43,203 Finding jerks Who would feed them their fill 1344 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:47,749 And the plants proceeded to grow 1345 01:31:47,961 --> 01:31:50,043 And grow 1346 01:31:50,255 --> 01:31:55,090 And began what they came here to do 1347 01:31:55,301 --> 01:31:58,964 Which was essentially to 1348 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:03,298 Eat Cleveland 1349 01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:07,469 And Des Moines 1350 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:11,432 And Peoria 1351 01:32:11,651 --> 01:32:15,690 And New York 1352 01:32:15,905 --> 01:32:17,395 And where you live 1353 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:19,738 [SCREAMlNG] 1354 01:32:23,663 --> 01:32:26,405 They may offer you fortune and fame 1355 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:29,707 Love and money and instant acclaim 1356 01:32:29,919 --> 01:32:34,333 But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants 1357 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:39,543 They may offer you lots of cheap thrills 1358 01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:42,800 Dates and discos in Beverly Hills 1359 01:32:43,016 --> 01:32:47,476 But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants 1360 01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:50,345 [LAUGHlNG] 1361 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:56,985 Look out, here comes Audrey II 1362 01:32:57,155 --> 01:32:59,191 [SCREAMlNG] 1363 01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:02,482 Look out, here I come for you 1364 01:33:02,702 --> 01:33:04,067 I come for you 1365 01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:05,697 I come for you 1366 01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:07,404 I come for you 1367 01:33:07,624 --> 01:33:08,909 MAN: Oh, my God! 1368 01:33:13,213 --> 01:33:14,999 [ALL ScREAMlNG] 1369 01:33:18,468 --> 01:33:20,880 [LAUGHlNG] 1370 01:33:58,007 --> 01:34:01,044 Yeah! Ha-ha-ha. 1371 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:04,127 [WOMAN SHRlEKS] 1372 01:34:25,118 --> 01:34:27,609 [ALL ScREAMlNG] 1373 01:35:36,773 --> 01:35:38,263 Help!. 1374 01:35:38,483 --> 01:35:40,474 [MAN SHOUTlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] 1375 01:35:52,205 --> 01:35:54,116 [SHOUTlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] 1376 01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:07,751 CHORUS [SlNGING]: Holdyourhat And hang on to yoursoul 1377 01:36:07,971 --> 01:36:11,054 Something's coming To eat the world whole 1378 01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:13,507 Ifwe fight it We've still got a chance 1379 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:17,597 But whateverthey offeryou 1380 01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:20,681 Though they're slopping the trough For you 1381 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:27,487 Please whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants 1382 01:36:29,701 --> 01:36:32,693 [LAUGHlNG] 1383 01:43:07,556 --> 01:43:09,547 [English - US - SDH] 100447

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