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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:08,039 Hello. 2 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:09,741 Merry christmas. 3 00:00:09,842 --> 00:00:11,910 Merry christmas! 4 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:12,911 Merry christmas. 5 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:13,845 Oh, you too. 6 00:00:13,946 --> 00:00:15,080 Hi! 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,081 Merry christmas! 8 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,717 Good morning! 9 00:00:20,386 --> 00:00:21,420 Merry christmas. 10 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:22,954 Merry christmas. 11 00:00:23,055 --> 00:00:23,889 Hi, stell! 12 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,390 Hey! 13 00:00:25,491 --> 00:00:26,658 Hello. 14 00:00:26,759 --> 00:00:28,093 Wow, that's quite a haul you've got there. 15 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,061 Well, that time of year. 16 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,563 White flour, cinnamon, molasses, 17 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:33,231 Brown sugar, gumdrops... 18 00:00:33,332 --> 00:00:34,966 You know, emily, 19 00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:36,334 You can buy a kit to make these things. 20 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,869 You don't have to make one from scratch every year. 21 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:40,839 A pre-Fab gingerbread house? 22 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:41,873 Stell, please! 23 00:00:41,974 --> 00:00:43,275 My daughter would disown me. 24 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:44,743 Merry christmas. 25 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:47,345 Merry christmas. 26 00:00:50,249 --> 00:00:51,450 Hi, mrs. Spengler! 27 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,417 Hi, guys! 28 00:00:52,518 --> 00:00:54,286 Look! 29 00:00:57,423 --> 00:00:58,356 Whoa! 30 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,091 You need a bigger hill. 31 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:02,187 Got my christmas present from aunt miriam today, 32 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,488 A crate of pineapples. 33 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:04,956 I got grapefruit. 34 00:02:05,057 --> 00:02:07,092 Well, at least she switched it up this year. 35 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,227 Why does that woman do that? 36 00:02:09,328 --> 00:02:10,729 She lives in wisconsin. 37 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,430 Maybe she thinks the cheese will melt. 38 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,765 Who knows? 39 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:19,905 So, you make any sort of decision 40 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:20,906 About the company or what? 41 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,141 I don't know, charles. 42 00:02:23,242 --> 00:02:24,075 It's a nice deal. 43 00:02:24,176 --> 00:02:25,243 They upped their offer. 44 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,446 I think you should take it. 45 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:29,915 Uh, no offense, 46 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:30,749 But you're the last person i'm coming to 47 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,383 For business advice. 48 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,652 That's probably wise. 49 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:34,920 How's the book? 50 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:35,820 Final rewrite. I've missed two deadlines. 51 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:36,788 Publisher's not happy. 52 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:37,656 Writer's block? 53 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:38,590 Big time. 54 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:39,691 What's the problem? 55 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,293 I don't know, it-It's finished, 56 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:42,527 It's just not right, 57 00:02:42,628 --> 00:02:43,662 And i've got to fix it over the break, 58 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,564 As soon as i finish grading finals. 59 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,299 If i only knew what was wrong with it. 60 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,233 Maybe you should go away. 61 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,267 Where? 62 00:02:49,368 --> 00:02:50,669 I don't know, somewhere quiet. 63 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:52,170 No distractions. 64 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,341 Yeah. 65 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:57,943 Yeah, that might be a good idea. 66 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,711 Yeah, get a little work done, 67 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:01,580 Not have to deal with christmas. 68 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,515 You shouldn't tell anybody where you're going... 69 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:04,849 Especially your publisher. 70 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,685 You should go on one of those house swap sites. 71 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,820 No, no, i'll just get a hotel. 72 00:03:08,921 --> 00:03:10,255 No, you can't write in a hotel. 73 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:14,025 You pace too much. You need room. 74 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:14,993 You're probably right. 75 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:16,194 I usually am. 76 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:18,430 Wait, what are you going to do for christmas? 77 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,497 Same thing i'd do if you were here. 78 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,465 Chinese food and the celtics. 79 00:03:20,566 --> 00:03:22,267 And pineapples. 80 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,668 I hate pineapple. Wanna trade? 81 00:03:23,769 --> 00:03:24,603 No, i hate pineapple. 82 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,506 I feel kind of bad leaving you. 83 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:29,441 Hey, you've got work to do. 84 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,742 So do i. 85 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:31,910 We're not a very sentimental family, are we? 86 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:35,480 I've noticed that. 87 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,523 Yeah, santa gets there after dessert, 88 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:49,728 And then he distributes the keychains, that's right. 89 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:52,063 Oh, he will be sober this year. 90 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:54,099 No, i promise. 91 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,100 What dancing elves? 92 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:57,702 No, no, no. 93 00:03:57,803 --> 00:04:00,071 No, no, no, no. I've got the invoice right here. 94 00:04:00,172 --> 00:04:02,407 It doesn't say anything about dancing elves. 95 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,209 Yeah, well, it's all listed. 96 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,644 I can resend it... 97 00:04:12,551 --> 00:04:13,418 Hello? 98 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,887 No. I-I am so sorry. 99 00:04:15,988 --> 00:04:18,023 No, it's not you, it-It's my, uh... 100 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,692 My ex-Husband. 101 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:22,727 Okay, out of which orifice 102 00:04:22,828 --> 00:04:25,096 Do you suggest i start pulling dancing elves? 103 00:04:26,365 --> 00:04:26,998 Hello? 104 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:34,406 Hey. 105 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,573 Hey. 106 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:36,441 Can you give this to todd for me? 107 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,642 Thanks. 108 00:04:37,743 --> 00:04:39,010 Whatcha doing? 109 00:04:39,111 --> 00:04:40,612 Looking for a quiet place to study. 110 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:41,613 What are you doing? 111 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:43,915 Just the opposite, actually. 112 00:04:44,016 --> 00:04:46,317 So, have you told your mom yet? 113 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,987 Not yet. 114 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:50,622 Are you sure you want to do this? 115 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:51,823 Yes. 116 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:52,957 Because you make it seem like 117 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,159 She's gonna go all operatic on you. 118 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,794 Christmas and everything. 119 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:57,262 Look, it's not her fault. 120 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:58,963 The first couple christmases without dad were tough, 121 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,498 I understand that, 122 00:05:00,599 --> 00:05:02,333 But, jason, i've never, not once, been away. 123 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:04,636 It's home or school. 124 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:05,804 Yeah. 125 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:06,938 I've never even had a spring break 126 00:05:07,039 --> 00:05:08,139 Because she's alone, but this year, 127 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,174 I'm doin' it. 128 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,076 Sometimes, i swear 129 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,277 She still thinks i'm in second grade. 130 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,079 She calls me, like, five times a day. 131 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,914 I've seen you call her, like, 10 times a day. 132 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:16,848 So... 133 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:17,916 That's different. 134 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:18,783 It's the same. 135 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:22,220 See? 136 00:05:22,321 --> 00:05:23,722 Perfect timing. 137 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,724 I'll call her later. 138 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,624 Well, study up. 139 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:27,559 I'll catch you later. 140 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,493 All right. 141 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:29,427 Okay, bye. 142 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:37,102 Are you avoiding me? 143 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:37,969 No, just busy. 144 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:40,105 Did you get my email? 145 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,239 Yes. 146 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,907 And thank you, 147 00:05:43,008 --> 00:05:43,808 But i'm not interested in an "over 40s singles" event. 148 00:05:43,909 --> 00:05:44,843 Oh, it sounds like fun. 149 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,578 Come on, just take a chance. 150 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:47,479 Heather... 151 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,681 I just don't feel... 152 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:51,883 "Single," okay? 153 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:55,520 Look, i know it's tough, mom, but... 154 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,322 How long's it gonna take? 155 00:05:57,423 --> 00:06:00,125 I wish i knew, honey. 156 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,559 So, did you book your flight? 157 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,261 Mom, i'm totally stressed out here, 158 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,963 And making a cross-Country flight for a couple of days... 159 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,965 It just doesn't make any sense. 160 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,835 This is not just any couple of days, honey, 161 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:11,936 It's christmas! 162 00:06:12,037 --> 00:06:14,773 I know it's christmas, but... 163 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,076 I know what this is about. 164 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,244 This is because i didn't get you 165 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:22,113 That pony you wanted, isn't it? 166 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,248 Mom... 167 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:24,849 You've got a million friends out there. 168 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:26,251 Somebody will invite you to dinner. 169 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:28,953 You know i bought everything for the gingerbread house. 170 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:31,022 I'm 21, mom. 171 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,858 I got a new copy ofit's a wonderful life. 172 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,327 Look, i'm there every break. 173 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:37,695 Just this one time, 174 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,197 Let me do something on my own? 175 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,099 Let me have a life. 176 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,100 Please? 177 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:43,668 So... 178 00:06:43,769 --> 00:06:47,472 What exactly will you be having for christmas dinner, hmm? 179 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:49,941 A microwave burrito? 180 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,043 I'm just going to stay here and relax. 181 00:06:52,144 --> 00:06:53,111 I'll be fine. 182 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,879 Okay. 183 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:57,682 You do what you feel you have to do. 184 00:06:57,783 --> 00:06:58,883 It's just this one year, mom. 185 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:00,685 I get it. 186 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:02,520 I'll talk to you later. 187 00:07:02,621 --> 00:07:04,455 Good night. 188 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,830 Well, i told her. 189 00:07:13,465 --> 00:07:14,299 Hey... 190 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,266 I told her. 191 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:16,234 Yeah? 192 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:17,202 How'd she take it? 193 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,939 With a large dose of guilt. 194 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:24,409 Did you tell her you were going with me? 195 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,944 Uh, not exactly. 196 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:28,346 You gotta stand up for yourself, heather. 197 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,181 I know. 198 00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:32,250 Hey, do me a favor? 199 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,586 Yes... 200 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:35,520 Leave this thing at home? 201 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,555 All right. 202 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,162 Hello? 203 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:45,797 I didn't wake you, did i? 204 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,498 Hey! No, i'm still at the office. 205 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,568 You wouldn't happen to know any dancing elves, would you? 206 00:07:50,669 --> 00:07:51,502 Afraid not. 207 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:52,737 Hey, what's the matter? 208 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:55,573 Heather's not coming home for christmas. 209 00:07:55,674 --> 00:07:57,408 Oh, you scared me. 210 00:07:57,509 --> 00:07:58,543 I thought it was something serious. 211 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,544 It is serious. 212 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,247 Emily, she is 21 years old. 213 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:03,915 I'm aware of that. 214 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,350 You sure? 'Cause sometimes, i'm not so sure. 215 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:06,684 You weren't planning on 216 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:07,652 Making a gingerbread house with her, 217 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,520 Were you? 218 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:12,557 I was... just surprised. 219 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:15,260 Oh, honey, she's just got her own life. 220 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,395 Okay, that's exactly what she said. 221 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,530 You're not coaching her, are you? 222 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,399 You and i have had this conversation before. 223 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,167 You know, you're the one friend 224 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:25,536 That i thought would understand. 225 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,272 Can't you just... 226 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,873 At least fake a little sympathy? 227 00:08:28,974 --> 00:08:29,974 I'm sorry. 228 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:31,709 I'm just, 229 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:34,212 I am a little stressed out, you know, with the holidays. 230 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:35,280 Ugh... 231 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:36,748 I'll talk to you later. 232 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:37,682 Hey, are you okay? 233 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:38,816 Yeah. 234 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,418 I'm fine. 235 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,719 Good night. 236 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:43,621 Good night. 237 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:00,305 Yes... 238 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,233 "dear emily, 239 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,435 "Saw your ad. House looks great. 240 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,337 The dates work out perfectly for me." 241 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:40,945 "dear charles, 242 00:09:41,046 --> 00:09:42,914 "Thanks for responding so promptly. 243 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,582 "I think you'll find the house itself 244 00:09:44,683 --> 00:09:46,150 "Very comfortable. 245 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,119 "There is a small studio in the backyard 246 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,356 That might be very good for a writing place. 247 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:52,957 "my condo is centrally located, 248 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:54,258 "And since the students will be on break, 249 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,127 "This end of town should be quite peaceful, 250 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:59,831 Otherwise it can get a little rowdy on the weekends." 251 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,833 "your references have been glowing... 252 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,803 "Hope you have been able to contact some of mine. 253 00:10:05,904 --> 00:10:06,771 "I've been a second grade teacher 254 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,506 "For almost 20 years, 255 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,575 So i'm really not in the habit of throwing wild parties." 256 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,377 "i have overnighted a key to you. 257 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,711 "Please confirm that you received it. 258 00:10:13,812 --> 00:10:16,214 "I will email directions on the burglar alarm. 259 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,782 Just punch in the code, and you should be fine." 260 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:20,184 "no burglar alarm to worry about here. 261 00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:22,320 "Key is under the mat on the back porch, 262 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:23,554 "But to be honest, 263 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:25,123 Nobody in south woodbourne locks the door." 264 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,959 "you don't lock the doors? 265 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,362 "Wow, i thought that only happened in movies. 266 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:32,930 "Old movies. 267 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,699 "Well, i'm glad this worked out. 268 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,801 I hope your daughter enjoys her surprise." 269 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:39,771 "i'm sure she will. 270 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,672 "The neighbors will be looking in on you 271 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:42,940 Should you need anything." 272 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,278 "Best of luck with your book." 273 00:11:03,228 --> 00:11:04,662 Hi. This is faith kerrigan. 274 00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:06,931 I need to book a round-Trip ticket to seattle, 275 00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:08,966 Coming home the day after christmas. 276 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,868 Oh, and i need a rental car. 277 00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:13,137 No, no, i don't need a hotel. 278 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:16,107 I'm going to go surprise an old friend. 279 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:19,577 Mom's calling. 280 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,245 We got a plane to catch. 281 00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:23,147 Now. 282 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:32,757 hey, ray. 283 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,759 It's me, the unsentimental brother. 284 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,394 Your cell phone's off again. 285 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,362 Look, i hope you get this. 286 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:39,430 I took your advice. 287 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:40,631 I'm at the airport now. 288 00:11:40,732 --> 00:11:41,566 I'm getting away from everything, 289 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,134 Especially christmas. 290 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,536 I'll call you in a few days. 291 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,357 I'm in whoville. 292 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,725 Santa? 293 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:54,372 I should've done more research. 294 00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:03,848 Hmm... 295 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,085 Well... 296 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,520 We'll have to do something about this. 297 00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:34,412 Why did we even bother to fly? 298 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,047 We could've just taken a stagecoach. 299 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,150 The pool's out back. 300 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,253 Come check it out. 301 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,823 Mom? 302 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:47,558 Surprise. I'm here. 303 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:48,593 What? 304 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:49,961 I'm here. 305 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,195 Here where? 306 00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:52,163 Boston. 307 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,398 Boston? 308 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,434 Well, i-I'm not there! 309 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:57,435 Where are you? 310 00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,637 W-Well... 311 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,105 I'm kind of in phoenix. 312 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,140 Phoenix! 313 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,043 Why are you in phoenix? 314 00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:10,681 Can i help you? 315 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,116 I'm sarah. This is joey. 316 00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:13,618 He doesn't talk to strangers. 317 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,453 That's a very good habit. 318 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:16,487 Maybe you should try it. 319 00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:18,055 Nice to meet you. 320 00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:20,625 Mrs. Spengler told us to keep an eye on you 321 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,393 In case you need anything. 322 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:23,794 Oh. 323 00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:26,597 Well, that's very nice, but i'm fine, thank you, 324 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:27,999 And i'm busy. 325 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,101 Very busy, so... 326 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,269 Good talk. 327 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,009 Wanna build a snowman? 328 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,243 Not today, thanks. 329 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,045 Does that mean you might want to tomorrow? 330 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,813 Probably not. 331 00:14:42,914 --> 00:14:43,948 Probably never. 332 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,884 Thank you. 333 00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:53,157 I don't want to... 334 00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:54,692 Hello! 335 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,061 Emily asked me to look in and see if you needed anything. 336 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,496 I brought some cookies. 337 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,364 Some... 338 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,366 Come on. 339 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:14,679 Oh, cookies. 340 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:15,613 - How nice. - merry christmas. 341 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:16,814 Right, thank you. 342 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,883 Merry... 343 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,518 Christmas. 344 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,231 You do know i flew across the country. 345 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,299 You should have told me. 346 00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:38,536 Then it wouldn't have been a surprise. 347 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,471 I hate surprises. 348 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,740 Well, if you'd been honest with me... 349 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,908 Okay, mom, i'm sorry. 350 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:47,311 I just, i didn't want a ton of guilt. 351 00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:49,146 Heather, it's christmas! 352 00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:50,815 And i wanted to do something different. 353 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:54,018 Just this one year, something on my own. 354 00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:57,488 okay... 355 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,522 Can't you just go home? 356 00:15:58,623 --> 00:15:59,890 What home? 357 00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,192 I did a house-Swap thing 358 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,728 With a professor named charles johnson. 359 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,062 Charles johnson, i know him. 360 00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,198 We just read his book in american lit. Class. 361 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,667 Yes, well, i think his interior decorator 362 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,403 Worked in a mental hospital, or something, 363 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,704 But i'll cope. 364 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:15,873 Where are you in phoenix anyway? 365 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,642 Jason's grandparents lent us their house. 366 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,711 It's very... nice. 367 00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,279 Jason. 368 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,382 That's the young man you've been seeing, right? 369 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,284 yes. 370 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,185 Ah. 371 00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,755 Okay. 372 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:31,956 Don't start. 373 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,758 I'm not starting anything. 374 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:34,859 I'll call you tomorrow. 375 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,993 Bye. 376 00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:37,628 I'll talk to you later, mom. Bye. 377 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,932 Christmas... 378 00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:50,708 Hello? 379 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,243 Hello, sir. Is this ray johnson? 380 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,844 Yes. 381 00:16:53,945 --> 00:16:56,280 An alarm has been triggered at 123 west cordova. 382 00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:57,982 An officer is on the way. 383 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,450 Um... okay, uh. 384 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,285 I-I'll be there in five minutes. 385 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,205 Okay...Oh. Oh... 386 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,377 Uh... ms. Kerrigan, i'm afraid there's a problem. 387 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,478 Your driver's license expired in november. 388 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,047 What? You're kidding? 389 00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:31,582 Sorry. I'm afraid 390 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,184 We can't rent you a car without a valid license. 391 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,685 Oh, come on, can't you just, you know, 392 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:35,820 Overlook this little technicality? 393 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:36,754 I mean, i know how to drive. 394 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,123 I'm sure you do. 395 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,292 Okay, then, so can you just let this one slide through? 396 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,660 I'm sorry. 397 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:43,527 No one will rent you a car without a valid license. 398 00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:45,329 Okay. Okay, look, 399 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:46,363 This is the problem. 400 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,331 I have to get to a town 401 00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:49,333 That's 150 miles from here. 402 00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:50,234 There's nothing that i can do. 403 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,936 I'm sorry. 404 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:53,003 Can i help you 405 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,905 Over here, please? 406 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,074 Yes... 407 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,019 I-I understand, 408 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,587 I'm asking you to make an exception. 409 00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:44,922 Look, i will send you 410 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,123 A photocopy of my driver's license 411 00:18:46,224 --> 00:18:47,525 Once i renew it. Please... 412 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,026 We're looking for a place called big elk lake. 413 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,227 Do you have any maps? 414 00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:51,262 Hey, guys. 415 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,097 I can tell you how to get there. 416 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,098 Great. 417 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,132 As a matter of fact, 418 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,834 I was just on my way to a town 419 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:57,902 That's about 20 miles from there. 420 00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,136 Tell you what, 421 00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:00,638 How would you like a free tank of gas? 422 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,844 Are you mr. Johnson? 423 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,879 Uh, yes. Yes, i am. 424 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,681 My, um, 425 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,483 My brother's out of town, so they called me. 426 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,751 Up on the sixth floor. 427 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:23,961 Freeze! 428 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,032 An intruder was reported at these premises. 429 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,634 Identify yourself. 430 00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:31,869 No, no, no, i'm not an intruder. 431 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,704 I'm a tenant. 432 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:34,672 I'll prove it. 433 00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,348 We're "santa and friends' 434 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:45,182 Musical north pole extravaganza." 435 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,317 Friends? 436 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,985 The other guy got a commercial. 437 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,019 Oh, great. 438 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:49,853 We do 12 malls in three days. 439 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,255 Hey, do you dance? 440 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,656 Three years tap, two ballet. 441 00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:53,924 I went to juilliard. 442 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,426 Okay, you know what, you need to call me, 443 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,760 Because i may have work for you next year. 444 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,530 Cool, thanks. 445 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,999 We're all set. 446 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,534 Okay, see? 447 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:04,635 Here are the emails. 448 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,038 And, uh, these are the keys 449 00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:09,940 That he sent me. 450 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,109 Well, i just, uh, 451 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,378 Spoke with my brother, and he confirms everything. 452 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,247 Well, good night, then. 453 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,816 I'm sorry to have startled you, mrs. Spengler. 454 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,050 No problem. 455 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,118 Just doing your job. 456 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,089 Good night. 457 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,394 I am very, very sorry. 458 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,528 Your own brother didn't tell you? 459 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,130 No, i told him not to tell anybody. 460 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,732 I didn't think that included me. 461 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,901 Well, no harm done. 462 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,303 Well, that's very understanding of you. 463 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,839 Most people wouldn't be... 464 00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:48,412 Did you, uh... 465 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:49,580 Did you decorate? 466 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:50,914 Oh, yeah. 467 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,416 A couple of things. 468 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,684 I can leave them here for your brother 469 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,119 If he wants. 470 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,186 Oh, no. 471 00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:57,588 I don't think that's a good idea. 472 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:01,392 Charles isn't especially into christmas stuff. 473 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,527 Oh. 474 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:05,996 I didn't know that. 475 00:21:31,489 --> 00:21:34,591 Again, i-I want to apologize. 476 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,061 Oh, please... 477 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,595 It was an adventure. 478 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:39,663 I have a story to tell 479 00:21:39,764 --> 00:21:40,998 The folks back home. 480 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,767 It's good to see it that way, i guess. 481 00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:45,369 Um, can i ask you a question 482 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,570 Before you go? 483 00:21:46,671 --> 00:21:47,504 Sure. 484 00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:51,175 Do you know how to turn on the television? 485 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,610 Are you sure she won't mind us using her bathroom? 486 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,112 Are you kidding? 487 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:56,346 Knowing emily she'll send you home with cookies. 488 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:02,219 That's funny, she never locks the door. 489 00:22:03,688 --> 00:22:04,688 You know what, don't worry about it. 490 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:05,656 There's a key around back. 491 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,524 I will be right back. 492 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:20,170 What is it with this place? 493 00:22:21,539 --> 00:22:22,406 Emily! 494 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,674 Hey! 495 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:25,476 who are you? 496 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:26,977 Where is emily? 497 00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:28,846 emily... d-Daughter...Boston... 498 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:29,780 Emily's in daughter with her boston... 499 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:31,915 Hey, leave her alone! 500 00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:32,783 I can break this door down! 501 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:35,018 I'm fine, i'm fine! 502 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,120 Now i got a violent elf. 503 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:37,121 That's good... 504 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,689 What are you doing here? 505 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,991 What am i... What are... I-I'm supposed to be here! 506 00:22:41,092 --> 00:22:42,059 I'm supposed to be here. 507 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,427 Emily's in mine, and i'm in hers. 508 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,228 That didn't come out right. 509 00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,162 A house swap... 510 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,463 We're doing a house swap! 511 00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:48,799 Okay. 512 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,469 gosh... 513 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:53,971 Who are you? Wait, don't let those... 514 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,606 Hey, you okay, faith? 515 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,007 He giving you trouble? 516 00:22:57,108 --> 00:22:58,208 Back off, elf! 517 00:22:58,309 --> 00:22:59,143 Back off... 518 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:00,477 Everybody settle down! 519 00:23:00,578 --> 00:23:01,879 I can explain everything. 520 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,013 If you guys are going to rob the place, 521 00:23:03,114 --> 00:23:05,115 Could you start with the decorations? 522 00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:06,049 It's around the corner 523 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:07,251 To your right. 524 00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:09,820 Come on, chop chop. 525 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,424 Where are santa and the elf going? 526 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:15,459 Who are you? What is going on here? 527 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,727 They need to use the bathroom, 528 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:17,761 And then i am going to make them 529 00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:19,263 A cup of coffee for the road, 530 00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:20,564 And you don't have to worry, 531 00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,933 Because i know where everything is. 532 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,968 i'm sorry. 533 00:23:25,069 --> 00:23:26,069 I am faith kerrigan. 534 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,706 Charles... johnson. 535 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:32,643 Nutcracker... 536 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,077 Okay, charles. 537 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,045 So, what do you like to go by, 538 00:23:35,146 --> 00:23:36,446 Chuck? Charlie? 539 00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,549 Charles. 540 00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:39,850 Hmm, one of those. 541 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,652 Okay, i won't be a minute. 542 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,653 Do you want a cup of coffee? 543 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,189 No... What? No! 544 00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:52,896 So you came across the country, 545 00:23:52,997 --> 00:23:54,331 And she's in phoenix? 546 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:55,299 Yeah. 547 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,867 I wanted to surprise her. 548 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,102 Didn't quite work out, though. 549 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:02,940 Okay, i wrote it all down. 550 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,775 This is the tv. 551 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:05,876 You press these two buttons. 552 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,878 This is the dvd, 553 00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:10,581 And this is the stereo. 554 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,249 Maybe i'll just read. 555 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,052 And this is the fireplace. 556 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,987 Whoa. 557 00:24:18,022 --> 00:24:19,690 We do things the old-Fashioned way 558 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:20,691 Back home. 559 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,059 We use matches. 560 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,061 I won't be needing this. 561 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:25,062 Oh, okay. 562 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,496 Do you need anything else? 563 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,498 No, that's it. Thanks. 564 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,800 Okay, well, i left my card, 565 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,201 In case you have any questions 566 00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:32,636 Or need anything. 567 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:33,670 "Tech-Sec." 568 00:24:33,771 --> 00:24:35,439 What's that? 569 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,007 That's my company. 570 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:38,542 Software protection and security. 571 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,510 Mm. Sounds mysterious. 572 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,815 Actually, it's, uh, very technical 573 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:45,983 And a little dull. 574 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,284 Well, at least it sounds exciting. 575 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:48,652 That's something. 576 00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:55,893 Do... 577 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,362 Do you, uh, know anyone here? 578 00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:00,330 Oh. No. 579 00:25:00,431 --> 00:25:02,099 Just... 580 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,333 Adrift. 581 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:07,337 Well, uh, 582 00:25:07,438 --> 00:25:09,940 Tell you what... 583 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,074 Would you... 584 00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:13,277 Why don't..? 585 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,646 Why don't you let me 586 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:16,980 Take you out for dinner tomorrow night? 587 00:25:17,081 --> 00:25:18,782 Dinner? 588 00:25:18,883 --> 00:25:20,817 Yeah. Yeah, and i could write down some places for you to go, 589 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:21,985 Local tourist stuff? 590 00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:23,553 Unless you have plans... 591 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:24,922 No, no. 592 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,090 No plans. 593 00:25:27,191 --> 00:25:28,425 Dinner then. 594 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,194 Dinner then. 595 00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:32,329 7:00? 596 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,297 7:00. 597 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:34,331 See you then. 598 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,900 Sure. 599 00:25:40,204 --> 00:25:41,872 dinner... 600 00:25:48,646 --> 00:25:49,646 Let me get this straight, 601 00:25:49,747 --> 00:25:50,847 You just hopped on a plane, 602 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:51,949 Drove out here to the middle of nowhere, 603 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,650 To surprise your friend? 604 00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:55,419 Yes... 605 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,286 Well, surprise. 606 00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:58,488 She's not here. 607 00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:03,193 Ah! Ah! 608 00:26:03,294 --> 00:26:04,628 Ooh, you okay? 609 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:06,830 Yeah, i'm fine. 610 00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:07,898 Oh, she made you cookies. 611 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,801 Yeah, everyone in this burg made me cookies. 612 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,336 Do you mind? I am starving. 613 00:26:12,437 --> 00:26:15,872 No, go right ahead, please help yourself. 614 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,574 She makes the best cookies. 615 00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:18,608 Well, good for her. 616 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,744 So... 617 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:21,945 What are we going to do about this? 618 00:26:22,046 --> 00:26:23,580 I think you should try a cookie. 619 00:26:23,681 --> 00:26:24,548 No, i... 620 00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:25,449 No, thank you. 621 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:26,783 I-I'm fine. 622 00:26:26,884 --> 00:26:29,453 So, what... what are your plans? Are you... 623 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:30,354 Tea's in the tin. 624 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:31,455 Above the stove. 625 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:34,658 I could take you to a hotel. 626 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,060 There is no hotel in south woodbourne. 627 00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:38,462 What about north woodbourne? 628 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:40,664 There is no north woodbourne. 629 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:41,698 Then why do they call this south woodbourne? 630 00:26:41,799 --> 00:26:43,033 Listen, 631 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,534 Just let me crash in heather's room tonight. 632 00:26:44,635 --> 00:26:45,969 I will take a bus back to seattle tomorrow. 633 00:26:46,070 --> 00:26:47,571 Cups are on the right. 634 00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:49,639 No, my right, my right. 635 00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:50,974 In the cupboard. 636 00:26:51,075 --> 00:26:53,377 So you're saying... stay here? 637 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:54,745 Yeah, just till tomorrow. 638 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,279 okay... 639 00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:58,348 Yeah, here's the thing. 640 00:26:58,449 --> 00:26:59,349 I'm a writer. 641 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:00,584 Oh. 642 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:01,651 And i'm here to write, okay? 643 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:03,553 So i'm on a very strict deadline, 644 00:27:03,654 --> 00:27:04,855 And i need to work. 645 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,156 Mm. 646 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:07,057 What do you write? 647 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:08,258 Well, it's... 648 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,060 It-It's not... 649 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,963 I'm rewriting my novel, 650 00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:15,966 If you must know, miss nosey-Parker, so what i'm... 651 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:17,634 - Anything i've heard of? - Probably not. 652 00:27:17,735 --> 00:27:19,736 I'm trying to tell you i cannot have any distractions. 653 00:27:19,837 --> 00:27:20,570 What distractions? 654 00:27:20,671 --> 00:27:21,938 I'm going to bed, 655 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,306 And then i'm going to get up in the morning, 656 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,608 Come downstairs, have a cup of coffee... 657 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:26,610 Your water's boiling, by the way... 658 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,111 And get on a bus. 659 00:27:34,852 --> 00:27:38,188 I just don't think it's a very good idea. 660 00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:41,158 So... 661 00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:42,092 Are you afraid of me? 662 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,627 No, i'm not... 663 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:44,694 Because you know you can lock your door. 664 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:45,829 That's not what i'm worried about. 665 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,330 Then what are you worried about? 666 00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:48,298 I'm not... Who said i was worried about anything? 667 00:27:48,399 --> 00:27:49,633 You just did just now. 668 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,802 No, i... Fine. 669 00:27:51,903 --> 00:27:53,370 Look, i am not gonna murder you 670 00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:54,438 In the middle of the night 671 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:55,439 And steal your cookies, okay? 672 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,406 I didn't think that you were. 673 00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:57,207 Then what is the problem? 674 00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:58,208 There is no problem! 675 00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:00,343 Good. Then i'm staying. 676 00:28:04,882 --> 00:28:05,949 Seriously, these cookies are so delicious. 677 00:28:11,789 --> 00:28:12,689 One night? 678 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:13,690 One night. 679 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:14,658 Then the first bus. 680 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:15,592 First bus. 681 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,260 Fine. 682 00:28:17,361 --> 00:28:19,529 Close the drapes and turn out the lights. 683 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:20,464 Night-Night. 684 00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:22,499 Nighty... 685 00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:30,907 He doesn't deserve these cookies. 686 00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:33,710 You're kidding me? 687 00:28:33,811 --> 00:28:35,745 Oh... i don't believe this. 688 00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,114 I wanted to surprise you. 689 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:40,650 Okay, new year's resolution right now... 690 00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:42,519 No more surprises. 691 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,588 They're just not working out for us this year. 692 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:45,655 Yeah, tell me about it. 693 00:28:45,756 --> 00:28:48,125 This charles guy is a total jerk. 694 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:51,261 Yeah, well, his brother seems very nice. 695 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:52,496 You met him? 696 00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:53,897 Yup. 697 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,532 In fact, 698 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,634 He's taking me to dinner tonight. 699 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,136 Dinner? 700 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,604 What, like, a date? 701 00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:01,905 Like a real date? 702 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,106 I don't know about that. 703 00:29:03,207 --> 00:29:04,074 I think he just feels guilty 704 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:05,342 For almost having me arrested. 705 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,244 What? 706 00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,845 Long story. 707 00:29:08,946 --> 00:29:10,914 Listen, i have to go. 708 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:12,249 hemingway approaches. 709 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,754 Hey. 710 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:19,422 Hey. 711 00:29:21,592 --> 00:29:24,194 Oh. 712 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:26,963 I'll give you a ride. 713 00:29:27,064 --> 00:29:28,265 No, really, it's fine. I know the way. 714 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,233 I can spare five minutes. 715 00:29:33,137 --> 00:29:34,204 Do you need a hand? 716 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,105 I-I can help. 717 00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:36,439 No, i'm fine. 718 00:29:46,384 --> 00:29:48,618 I think i figured it out. 719 00:29:48,719 --> 00:29:50,487 What bothers me about the house, 720 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:52,989 Besides, like, the skulls on the wall. 721 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:54,391 Yeah, what's that? 722 00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:57,027 Well, there's no christmas tree. 723 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,495 We have to have a christmas tree! 724 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,130 why is that? 725 00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,566 Well, because it's christmas, that's why. 726 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,201 Yeah, but we're in the desert. 727 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,702 I mean, i guess we could 728 00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:07,871 Decorate a cactus or something. 729 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:11,841 Aw... please? 730 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,176 all right, 731 00:30:13,277 --> 00:30:14,578 I'll get you a little one. 732 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:22,953 Okay, so i'll, uh, 733 00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:24,154 I'll just leave it right by the door here. 734 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:25,121 Okay, great. Thanks. 735 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:26,489 Right. 736 00:30:28,192 --> 00:30:29,326 Okay. Good. Have a nice trip. 737 00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:30,961 You too. 738 00:30:32,763 --> 00:30:34,764 Oh, you've got to be kidding me! 739 00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:37,767 Charles! 740 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,608 What's up? 741 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:45,842 There's only one bus a week to seattle. 742 00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:47,143 Is that right? 743 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:48,411 And is that today? 744 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:50,046 No, not until thursday. 745 00:30:50,147 --> 00:30:51,915 Christmas. 746 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:52,882 Oh. 747 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:53,950 That... 748 00:30:54,051 --> 00:30:54,985 That would... 749 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:55,919 That's tough. 750 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,120 Tough break, tough break. 751 00:30:57,221 --> 00:30:58,355 What are you going to do? 752 00:30:58,456 --> 00:30:59,756 Let's go back to emily's and discuss it. 753 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:01,291 What? 754 00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:02,592 Discuss... 755 00:31:02,693 --> 00:31:03,994 Emily's? 756 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:06,263 Charles, can you open this, please? 757 00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:09,799 Are you sure? 758 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,668 Okay, uh-Huh. 759 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,170 All right, thank you. 760 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:15,772 Well? 761 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:19,242 All four inns within 50 miles are booked for the holidays. 762 00:31:19,343 --> 00:31:20,243 I don't believe this. 763 00:31:20,344 --> 00:31:22,345 Hey, i know! 764 00:31:22,446 --> 00:31:23,980 Lookit, you drive me to seattle 765 00:31:24,081 --> 00:31:25,248 And i will pay you for the gas. 766 00:31:25,349 --> 00:31:27,751 300-Mile round trip, let me think about that. 767 00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:29,486 No thanks, i have to work! 768 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:30,920 What do you suggest i do? 769 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,389 Mm, hitchhike? 770 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:33,690 Oh, come on, this is just until christmas. 771 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,392 Which is an eternity... 772 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,861 That's it, i'm buying a gun. 773 00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:39,095 No, you know what, i am gonna take care of this. 774 00:31:39,196 --> 00:31:40,363 Those kids are trouble. 775 00:31:40,464 --> 00:31:41,531 Those kids are... 776 00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:42,532 Hey, guys! 777 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:43,633 I'm sarah. 778 00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:44,868 This is joey. 779 00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:46,569 He doesn't talk to strangers. 780 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:47,837 okay... 781 00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:49,039 Nice to meet you, sarah and joey. 782 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,273 I'm faith. 783 00:31:50,374 --> 00:31:51,675 Wanna build a snowman? 784 00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:52,676 You know what, 785 00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:53,643 That sounds like a ton of fun. 786 00:31:53,744 --> 00:31:54,678 I would love to. 787 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:56,112 Is the grouchy man inside? 788 00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:57,447 Does he want to help? 789 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,717 One second, i'll be right back, okay? 790 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,423 Okay, so they're not going to bother you again today 791 00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:07,691 Because i promised to help with a snowman. 792 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:08,692 Good. 793 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,093 And sarah mentioned 794 00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:10,894 You were kind of grouchy yesterday. 795 00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:11,961 I wasn't grouchy. 796 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,229 I think you probably were. 797 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:14,864 I think i probably wasn't. 798 00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:16,232 I think you were. Anyway, look, 799 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:17,867 I'm going to run interference with the neighbors. 800 00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:19,736 No one will interrupt you, including myself. 801 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:20,603 You will not even know 802 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:21,871 That i'm here. 803 00:32:21,972 --> 00:32:23,039 So, go. 804 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:23,973 Write. 805 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:25,308 You go. 806 00:32:25,409 --> 00:32:26,242 - No, you go. - No, you go. 807 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:27,210 I am gonna go. 808 00:32:27,311 --> 00:32:28,311 So am i. 809 00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:29,546 - Fine. - Fine. 810 00:33:12,022 --> 00:33:15,392 Laying tomorrow night! 811 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:16,860 What's that? 812 00:33:16,961 --> 00:33:19,095 You've never seen it's a wonderful life? 813 00:33:19,196 --> 00:33:20,196 With jimmy stewart and the angel, and... 814 00:33:20,297 --> 00:33:21,698 No. 815 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:22,932 It's a great movie. 816 00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:24,167 Mom and i watch it every year. 817 00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:25,735 Yeah, but mom is not here. 818 00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:26,970 Remember? 819 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,471 Oops. 820 00:33:28,572 --> 00:33:29,973 Old habits. 821 00:33:30,074 --> 00:33:31,441 Hey. 822 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:34,444 I'm glad we did this. 823 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:36,279 Yeah, me too. 824 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,551 Whoo! 825 00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:43,420 Hey, jase! Hey, heather! 826 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:45,355 I thought you guys were in las vegas. Hey. 827 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:48,024 Yeah, we got asked to leave. 828 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:49,125 You got asked to leave las vegas? 829 00:33:49,226 --> 00:33:50,293 Long story. 830 00:33:50,394 --> 00:33:51,661 So phoenix is, like, two hours away. 831 00:33:51,762 --> 00:33:52,896 We thought we'd surprise you guys. 832 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:54,164 Right. 833 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,698 Uh, how did you find us? 834 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,666 It's your grandparents' place, dude. 835 00:33:56,767 --> 00:33:57,700 The same last name. 836 00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:59,803 We looked it up in phone book. 837 00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:01,538 Come here. Come here. 838 00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:04,407 dude, i don't know if this is such a good idea. 839 00:34:04,508 --> 00:34:05,842 I sort of promised heather 840 00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:07,377 That we would hang out together over... 841 00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:08,278 Dude, dude... 842 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,146 Look what i brought. 843 00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:14,951 Come on. 844 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:20,123 It's only for a couple days, right? 845 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:21,825 You spent how much? 846 00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:23,593 It was a christmas present to myself. 847 00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:25,962 Yeah, but you're not even sure if this is an actual date. 848 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:27,464 I know. 849 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,866 But i just looked at the women around here, 850 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:30,800 And i felt... 851 00:34:30,901 --> 00:34:32,168 Frumpy. 852 00:34:32,269 --> 00:34:33,570 Oh, yeah, and how do you look now? 853 00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,572 I look kind of... 854 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:36,940 Different. 855 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,875 Good different or bad different? 856 00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:40,043 Good different. 857 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:41,211 Good. 858 00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:42,645 oh, he's here. 859 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:43,279 Gotta go. 860 00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:44,714 Okay, have fun. 861 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:22,919 - Hi... - Hi. 862 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:23,887 You look great. 863 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,154 Oh... 864 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:26,122 Thank you. 865 00:35:26,223 --> 00:35:27,524 You ready? 866 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:28,491 Sure. 867 00:35:28,592 --> 00:35:29,792 Okay. 868 00:35:43,707 --> 00:35:44,641 I thought you said 869 00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:45,708 You weren't going to interrupt... 870 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:48,444 ...Me. 871 00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:03,459 You know, this is the first time 872 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:04,661 In my entire life 873 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:07,063 I'm not spending christmas in south woodbourne. 874 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:08,364 Every christmas? 875 00:36:08,465 --> 00:36:09,332 Yeah, every one. 876 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:10,867 I was raised there. 877 00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,969 Went to college nearby. 878 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:14,537 Married frank. 879 00:36:14,638 --> 00:36:16,439 I teach in the same classroom 880 00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,575 Where i was a student in second grade. 881 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:20,310 Well, what's it like being someplace else? 882 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:21,945 A little... weird. 883 00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:26,049 My last christmas, i was in... 884 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:27,116 Messina. 885 00:36:27,217 --> 00:36:28,318 sicily? 886 00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:29,285 Mm-Hmm. 887 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,389 The piazza del duomo with the fountain, 888 00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:34,991 And the san ranieri lighthouse, 889 00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:35,959 Did you see that? 890 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,594 Afraid not. 891 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,595 When were you there? 892 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:40,163 Oh, i've never been there. 893 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:42,498 I mean... 894 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,767 I like to read about places. 895 00:36:44,868 --> 00:36:47,537 See, frank and i... 896 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,739 Down the road when we retired... 897 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,441 Talked about, you know, 898 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,977 Visiting all the places that i had only seen pictures of, 899 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:57,180 And we had it all planned, too. 900 00:36:57,281 --> 00:36:59,082 And then... 901 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:00,283 You know, frank... 902 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:03,753 One phone call... 903 00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:07,890 Your entire life... 904 00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:12,462 All those plans... 905 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:13,730 Things change. 906 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,166 Last few christmases must have been tough. 907 00:37:21,238 --> 00:37:23,106 Yes. 908 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:24,173 They were. 909 00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:26,943 So... 910 00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:30,480 How did you spend christmas growing up? 911 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:31,648 Well, um, actually, 912 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:34,484 Christmas wasn't a big deal for us. 913 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,552 We moved around a lot... 914 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:38,221 A lot... 915 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,690 And sometimes, we didn't even have a christmas tree. 916 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:42,992 What? You're kidding. 917 00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:44,560 No. 918 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:45,862 That's terrible. 919 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:46,929 We got over it. 920 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:48,931 Wow, i don't know, 921 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:51,334 I have trouble even picturing christmas 922 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,102 Without the whole thing. 923 00:37:53,203 --> 00:37:56,572 I mean, stockings, 924 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,107 The tree. 925 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,843 Cookies laid out for santa, 926 00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:03,646 Although frank used to say, "santa would prefer a beer." 927 00:38:05,349 --> 00:38:08,151 But i mean, no tree? 928 00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:11,454 I mean, for little kids, that's pretty... 929 00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:18,828 It's none of my business. 930 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,663 I'm just a traditionalist, 931 00:38:20,764 --> 00:38:21,964 I guess. 932 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,132 That's not a problem. 933 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:25,935 Sorry. 934 00:38:26,036 --> 00:38:27,003 It's heather. 935 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:30,606 I'll call her back. 936 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,311 She's not answering. 937 00:38:35,412 --> 00:38:36,813 I don't know, maybe she's busy. 938 00:38:36,914 --> 00:38:38,381 Come on, jase, busy doing what? 939 00:38:41,051 --> 00:38:41,884 Here's to charles. 940 00:38:41,985 --> 00:38:42,919 Mm! 941 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:59,001 Hey. 942 00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,369 There's another plate of cookies 943 00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:01,270 And fruitcake on the table for you. 944 00:39:01,371 --> 00:39:03,439 That's terrible. 945 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:04,841 I didn't hear anybody come by. 946 00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:06,609 I intercepted them on the lawn. 947 00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:08,377 Ah-Hah, well, thank you for that. 948 00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:09,979 And thank you for the snack, but you didn't have to do that. 949 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,048 Ah, i gotta earn my keep. 950 00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:13,583 Just be the doorman, that's all i ask. 951 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,418 Hey, listen, do you happen to know of a restaurant in town 952 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:16,986 Where i wouldn't be besieged by happy people 953 00:39:17,087 --> 00:39:18,087 Wishing me "merry christmas?" 954 00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:19,722 Do you have a problem with that? 955 00:39:19,823 --> 00:39:21,023 Yeah, kind of. 956 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:22,125 Total strangers waving at me on the street. 957 00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:23,559 "Merry christmas!" It's not normal. 958 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:24,527 Look, you don't have to go for dinner. 959 00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:25,261 I made a chicken. 960 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,031 A chicken? 961 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,234 Oh, now, look, i wouldn't want to... 962 00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:32,168 I wouldn't want to burden you... 963 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:33,369 A whole chicken. 964 00:39:33,470 --> 00:39:34,403 Oh. 965 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:35,505 It's probably a little bit dry. 966 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:37,106 I am a terrible cook. 967 00:39:37,207 --> 00:39:38,541 But i also made salad. 968 00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:41,043 That way, you can, you know, work and eat if you want. 969 00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,512 Well, i... 970 00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:47,283 Is that your aftershave? 971 00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:49,552 Yes. 972 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:50,953 Hmm. 973 00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:51,988 It's not bad. 974 00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:59,295 Whenever i have a serious decision to make, 975 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:02,098 I make a list of the pros and the cons. 976 00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:03,466 Selling your business 977 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,369 Sounds like a pretty full "pro" column to me. 978 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:07,970 No cons. 979 00:40:08,071 --> 00:40:09,472 I wish it were that simple. 980 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,108 What's complicating it? 981 00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:13,209 You'll consult. 982 00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:14,977 The rest of the time is yours. 983 00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:16,045 Well, that's what i'm scared of. 984 00:40:16,146 --> 00:40:17,947 What will i do with that time? 985 00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:20,316 What would you want to do? 986 00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:22,552 You know what, 987 00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:23,719 I never really thought about it. 988 00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:25,621 You should try. 989 00:40:25,722 --> 00:40:26,689 Go back to some of those places 990 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,291 You've already been to, 991 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:30,259 And see something besides the corporate center, 992 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,494 Or the gym. 993 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,362 That's easy for you to say. 994 00:40:33,463 --> 00:40:36,399 Emily, you have summers off. 995 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,633 You read these books about places. 996 00:40:37,734 --> 00:40:39,669 You should hop on a plane and see them. 997 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,170 I don't know... 998 00:40:41,271 --> 00:40:42,572 What's stopping you? 999 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,774 There's heather. 1000 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,876 She's 21. 1001 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:49,078 And, well... 1002 00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,749 Okay, maybe i'm scared. 1003 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:56,185 Scared of what? 1004 00:40:57,588 --> 00:40:59,922 I'm not sure. 1005 00:41:00,023 --> 00:41:01,824 You know what i think? 1006 00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:04,060 I think you should go have some fun. 1007 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,729 Take a chance, go on an adventure. 1008 00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:08,531 Hah! This from a man 1009 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,399 Who was in india four times 1010 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,502 Before he left his hotel and saw the taj mahal. 1011 00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:15,972 Ah, you know what, i'm going to go back, 1012 00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:17,907 I'm going to play the tourist. 1013 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,041 You know, there's no rush. 1014 00:41:19,142 --> 00:41:21,277 There's plenty of time for it. 1015 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:27,516 That's what frank used to say. 1016 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:28,451 Ah, look. 1017 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:30,286 Isn't that pretty? 1018 00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:32,822 Yes, you are. 1019 00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:46,702 Charles... 1020 00:41:46,803 --> 00:41:48,738 Mm? 1021 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,907 Would you mind a little suggestion? 1022 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:54,644 About what? 1023 00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:55,778 Well, i hope you don't mind, 1024 00:41:55,879 --> 00:41:58,614 But i read your first few chapters. 1025 00:41:59,549 --> 00:42:00,650 What? 1026 00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:02,351 They were just laying out. 1027 00:42:02,452 --> 00:42:03,686 you... they... they were just... 1028 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:05,354 "They were just laying out"? 1029 00:42:05,455 --> 00:42:06,656 If i left my wallet out, 1030 00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:08,591 Would you- Would you rifle through that, too? 1031 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:09,959 Well, i didn't think it was top secret. 1032 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,594 It's a work-In-Progress. 1033 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,562 Which is why i have some thoughts that may help. 1034 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:14,864 Okay? 1035 00:42:15,899 --> 00:42:17,133 What are you... 1036 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:18,734 Ha, ha, ha! Ho! 1037 00:42:18,835 --> 00:42:20,336 I didn't want to ruin your pages. 1038 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:22,104 Unbelievable. 1039 00:42:22,205 --> 00:42:23,673 I really like the story. 1040 00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:24,974 Oh, thank you. 1041 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:26,442 I do, i'm totally caught up. 1042 00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:27,410 It's just... 1043 00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:29,845 Just what? 1044 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:30,813 Samantha. 1045 00:42:30,914 --> 00:42:32,381 The girlfriend. 1046 00:42:32,482 --> 00:42:33,382 What about samantha the girlfriend? 1047 00:42:33,483 --> 00:42:35,418 She is a total witch. 1048 00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:36,485 Please feel free to respell that if you want. 1049 00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:37,520 Bi... 1050 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:39,021 She's the antagonist! 1051 00:42:39,122 --> 00:42:40,389 Yeah, but she's evil. 1052 00:42:40,490 --> 00:42:41,390 I keep expecting her to kick a puppy 1053 00:42:41,491 --> 00:42:42,525 Or foreclose on an orphanage. 1054 00:42:42,626 --> 00:42:43,960 Unbelievable... 1055 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:44,994 You know, and- And if edward is in love 1056 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,195 With a woman like that, 1057 00:42:46,296 --> 00:42:47,296 It just makes him look like an idiot. 1058 00:42:47,397 --> 00:42:48,931 Well, maybe that's what i want! 1059 00:42:49,032 --> 00:42:50,299 A witch and an idiot? 1060 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,767 Okay, you know what, who are you? 1061 00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:53,069 Do you have a job? How do you make a living? 1062 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,737 Yes, i do. I'm in corporate event planning, 1063 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:55,771 Mm-Hmm, mm-Hmm. 1064 00:42:55,872 --> 00:42:57,206 It's very fulfilling. 1065 00:42:57,307 --> 00:42:58,140 I want to be challenged. I am looking for a change... 1066 00:42:58,241 --> 00:42:59,542 Yeah, don't care. Know why? 1067 00:42:59,643 --> 00:43:00,443 You're not a writer... I'm a writer! 1068 00:43:00,544 --> 00:43:01,544 Yes, but i am a reader, 1069 00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:02,979 And if i bought this book 1070 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,280 I would have thrown it out after the third chapter 1071 00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,282 Because, clearly, the author 1072 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:07,350 Does not understand women... 1073 00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:08,417 Well, who does? 1074 00:43:08,518 --> 00:43:09,418 Oh, excuse me? 1075 00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:10,786 Okay, you know what, 1076 00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:12,755 That is exactly the attitude that all men have... 1077 00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:13,723 "All men!" 1078 00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:14,590 O-Kay, "all men". 1079 00:43:14,691 --> 00:43:16,025 Great. 1080 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,059 Now i know what i'm dealing with, okay. 1081 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,127 Excuse me? 1082 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:19,495 - You heard me. - Excuse me? 1083 00:43:19,596 --> 00:43:20,863 I'd love to see your notes on some shakespeare. 1084 00:43:20,964 --> 00:43:23,199 Yeah, macbeth, "oh, yeah, william, 1085 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:24,734 "The wife's a bit nasty, isn't she? 1086 00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:26,936 Could she please not suggest any more murders?" 1087 00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:28,571 Oh, that is so ridiculous. 1088 00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:29,872 You know that is not what i meant. 1089 00:43:29,973 --> 00:43:32,808 Samantha is exactly the way i want her, okay? 1090 00:43:32,909 --> 00:43:33,776 And your prejudiced, gender-Specific 1091 00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:34,710 Female views aside, 1092 00:43:34,811 --> 00:43:36,379 Let me inform you 1093 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,847 That she happens to be based on someone that i know. 1094 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,215 No. 1095 00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,416 No, she's based on someone you hate. 1096 00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:41,283 Oh! 1097 00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:42,385 Big difference. 1098 00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:43,719 Yeah, okay, you know what, 1099 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,321 I am under a very serious, veryserious, 1100 00:43:45,422 --> 00:43:46,288 Gun-At-My-Head deadline here, 1101 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:47,390 And the last thing i need 1102 00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:48,657 Are some thoughts and notes 1103 00:43:48,759 --> 00:43:50,092 From some non-Writing, man-Loathing, 1104 00:43:50,193 --> 00:43:51,327 Corporate event party planner! 1105 00:43:53,463 --> 00:43:55,031 Thank you for dinner! 1106 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,432 You're welcome! 1107 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:32,802 Um, i have a question for you. 1108 00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:33,769 Sure. 1109 00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:34,737 Dinner tonight... 1110 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,206 Did you ask me out 1111 00:44:37,307 --> 00:44:39,475 Because you felt guilty about almost having me arrested? 1112 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:43,446 Well, uh, yeah. 1113 00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:47,383 Honest man. 1114 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:50,352 I thought if i was nice, you wouldn't sue me or anything. 1115 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,388 Well, you can relax. 1116 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:53,489 I'm not going to sue you. 1117 00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,257 It was nice meeting you. 1118 00:44:55,358 --> 00:44:56,525 I had a lovely evening. 1119 00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:57,526 Thanks. 1120 00:44:57,627 --> 00:44:59,495 You're quite welcome. 1121 00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:02,498 Bye. 1122 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:22,685 Now that we got the lawsuit out of the way, 1123 00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:24,687 Are you busy tomorrow? 1124 00:45:27,157 --> 00:45:28,924 Well, i'm glad it was a real date 1125 00:45:29,025 --> 00:45:29,892 After all the money you spent. 1126 00:45:31,094 --> 00:45:31,961 At first, i was scared to death, 1127 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:33,762 But then... 1128 00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:34,964 I don't know, i just... 1129 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:36,932 He was just easy to talk to. 1130 00:45:37,033 --> 00:45:39,135 He's pleasant, 1131 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:40,136 Intelligent... 1132 00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:44,006 Very good-Looking. 1133 00:45:44,107 --> 00:45:45,574 How's the brother? 1134 00:45:45,675 --> 00:45:47,543 Opposite in every way. 1135 00:45:47,644 --> 00:45:48,644 Well, i mean, except for the looks. 1136 00:45:48,745 --> 00:45:50,446 You know, he's not bad to look at. 1137 00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:52,648 Plus, he smells good. 1138 00:45:52,749 --> 00:45:55,117 What, you were sniffing him? 1139 00:45:55,218 --> 00:45:56,385 So are you going to go out again? 1140 00:45:56,486 --> 00:45:59,221 Yup. Tomorrow. 1141 00:45:59,322 --> 00:46:01,023 I'm not sure what we're doing yet, but... 1142 00:46:01,124 --> 00:46:02,992 Emily... 1143 00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:04,193 Can you believe, 1144 00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:05,794 He didn't even have a christmas tree 1145 00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,863 When he was younger. 1146 00:46:07,964 --> 00:46:09,331 Emily, i... 1147 00:46:09,432 --> 00:46:11,500 And you know, i know it was just one dinner, but... 1148 00:46:11,601 --> 00:46:14,904 I just felt so... comfortable with him. 1149 00:46:15,005 --> 00:46:15,738 Good. Emily... 1150 00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:16,805 I know, i know, 1151 00:46:16,907 --> 00:46:17,673 I'm running on at the mouth. 1152 00:46:17,774 --> 00:46:19,542 No, it's not that. 1153 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:23,179 Can i give you a piece of advice? 1154 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,613 What? 1155 00:46:24,714 --> 00:46:25,614 Listen, i am really glad 1156 00:46:25,715 --> 00:46:27,116 That you're having a good time, 1157 00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:29,351 I just want you to protect yourself, 1158 00:46:29,452 --> 00:46:32,087 Because you're not going to be there very long. 1159 00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:33,189 You're coming home soon. 1160 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,123 You know, don't forget that. 1161 00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,191 I won't. 1162 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,859 Good. 1163 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,860 Bye. 1164 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:38,928 Bye. 1165 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:13,162 So, what do you know about her? 1166 00:47:13,263 --> 00:47:14,763 Her references were good. 1167 00:47:14,864 --> 00:47:15,864 No criminal record 1168 00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:16,932 If that's what you're wondering. 1169 00:47:17,033 --> 00:47:18,200 What's her place like? 1170 00:47:18,301 --> 00:47:19,635 Like a hallmark store without the cards. 1171 00:47:19,736 --> 00:47:20,603 What do you care? 1172 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:21,570 I'm just curious. 1173 00:47:21,671 --> 00:47:22,638 No, something's going on. 1174 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:23,572 You sound weird. What's going on? 1175 00:47:23,673 --> 00:47:24,640 Nothing is going on. 1176 00:47:24,741 --> 00:47:25,841 It's just, uh, 1177 00:47:25,942 --> 00:47:28,077 We had dinner, and she's nice. 1178 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:29,578 Everyone in this town is nice. 1179 00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:30,946 There must be something in the water. 1180 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:32,781 She's different, i guess, uh... 1181 00:47:32,882 --> 00:47:34,283 Most of the women i meet, 1182 00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:36,552 They're mbas with a dagger between their teeth. 1183 00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:37,753 That sounds like her friend. 1184 00:47:37,854 --> 00:47:38,754 How's that going? 1185 00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:40,122 On the plus side, 1186 00:47:40,223 --> 00:47:41,090 She's good at running interference. 1187 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,024 And on the down side? 1188 00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:43,392 Everything else. 1189 00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:44,326 Is she attractive? 1190 00:47:44,427 --> 00:47:45,661 She's obnoxious. 1191 00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:47,096 Pushiest woman i ever met... 1192 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,430 Has an opinion on absolutely everything... 1193 00:47:48,531 --> 00:47:49,598 In an obnoxious, pushy, opinionated sort of way, 1194 00:47:49,699 --> 00:47:52,034 She's... okay, i guess. 1195 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:54,770 Now you're the one who's sounding weird. 1196 00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:56,005 I don't sound weird. You sound weird. 1197 00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:57,006 Gotta go. 1198 00:47:57,107 --> 00:47:57,973 What? Ray! 1199 00:47:58,074 --> 00:47:58,974 Hey. 1200 00:47:59,075 --> 00:48:01,277 Hello. 1201 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:02,678 I hope you're wearing comfortable shoes. 1202 00:48:02,779 --> 00:48:05,080 So, what do you want to see first? 1203 00:48:05,181 --> 00:48:06,982 Everything. 1204 00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:09,551 All right. 1205 00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:12,855 ™� if i was a snowflake falling ♪ 1206 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:15,658 ™� i would follow you 1207 00:48:15,759 --> 00:48:18,260 ™� the world so loud a big great cloud ♪ 1208 00:48:18,361 --> 00:48:22,164 ™� but we would drift right through ♪ 1209 00:48:22,265 --> 00:48:25,100 ™� i would settle on your shoulder ♪ 1210 00:48:25,201 --> 00:48:27,936 ™� to see how it felt 1211 00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:31,006 ™� listen to you singing softly ♪ 1212 00:48:31,107 --> 00:48:34,343 ™� till i'd finally melt 1213 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:39,114 ™� come on and string the lights up ♪ 1214 00:48:39,215 --> 00:48:40,883 ™� come on outside 1215 00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:44,820 ™� let's go and sing our promise ♪ 1216 00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:46,789 ™� raise our voices up 1217 00:48:46,890 --> 00:48:48,057 See, now, boston is 1218 00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:50,492 One of the finest dining cities in the country. 1219 00:48:50,593 --> 00:48:52,695 I felt like a hot dog. 1220 00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:54,263 Well, we could go someplace warm 1221 00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:55,331 And eat it if you want. 1222 00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,231 No, no, i'm fine. 1223 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,399 I love it out here. 1224 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:58,500 I hope this touristy thing 1225 00:48:58,601 --> 00:48:59,568 Isn't boring you. 1226 00:48:59,669 --> 00:49:00,736 No, no, actually, 1227 00:49:00,837 --> 00:49:02,705 I haven't been to most of these places. 1228 00:49:02,806 --> 00:49:04,239 How long have you lived here? 1229 00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:05,607 20 years. 1230 00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:09,311 And you haven't been the least bit curious? 1231 00:49:09,412 --> 00:49:11,280 Well, you know, look, it's what happens 1232 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:13,015 When you live someplace. 1233 00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:14,149 It is a known fact 1234 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:15,951 That most people who live in new york 1235 00:49:16,052 --> 00:49:19,154 Have never been to the top of the empire state building. 1236 00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:20,789 Well, that is, 1237 00:49:20,890 --> 00:49:22,858 Until relatives come to visit them from out of town. 1238 00:49:22,959 --> 00:49:23,826 What are you looking for? 1239 00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:25,060 A tissue? 1240 00:49:25,161 --> 00:49:26,695 Why didn't you say something? 1241 00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:31,834 Let's see what i have in my handy-Dandy bag here... 1242 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:36,238 So, uh, 1243 00:49:36,339 --> 00:49:38,574 If i were a tourist in south woodbourne, 1244 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:40,075 Where would you take me? 1245 00:49:40,176 --> 00:49:41,310 Uh, north woodbourne? 1246 00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:42,945 Oh, there is no north woodbourne. 1247 00:49:43,046 --> 00:49:44,480 Then why do they call it 1248 00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:46,014 South woodbourne? 1249 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,050 I don't know, it never really came up. 1250 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:50,285 We'd go hiking in the mountains. 1251 00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:53,122 Canoeing definitely. 1252 00:49:53,223 --> 00:49:54,656 Berry-Picking in the summer, 1253 00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:57,059 Apple-Picking in the fall. 1254 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,594 Oh, and christmas... 1255 00:49:58,695 --> 00:50:00,696 It's huge there. 1256 00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:01,864 Christmas... 1257 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:05,234 The concerts, the parties, it's... 1258 00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:07,202 You miss it, huh? 1259 00:50:07,303 --> 00:50:09,037 Yeah. 1260 00:50:09,139 --> 00:50:10,472 A bit. 1261 00:50:10,573 --> 00:50:11,640 Oh, here you go. 1262 00:50:11,741 --> 00:50:14,576 Thanks. 1263 00:50:14,677 --> 00:50:16,011 So, it's... 1264 00:50:16,112 --> 00:50:17,780 That's quite an inventory you have there. 1265 00:50:17,881 --> 00:50:20,716 Well, what can i say, i'm a second grade teacher. 1266 00:50:20,817 --> 00:50:23,118 You'd be amazed at what i have in this bag. 1267 00:50:23,219 --> 00:50:24,787 Oh, wait. 1268 00:50:24,888 --> 00:50:26,622 Check this one out. 1269 00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:27,623 Oh. 1270 00:50:27,724 --> 00:50:28,690 Boys favorite. 1271 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:29,558 That's fantastic. 1272 00:50:49,479 --> 00:50:50,913 I didn't want to bother you. 1273 00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:54,283 Here's the review. 1274 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:12,701 Hmm. 1275 00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:15,103 Yay. I'm so glad we get to watch this together. 1276 00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:21,009 Okay, maybe i don't want to know, 1277 00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:22,911 But how did you get rid of your friends? 1278 00:51:23,012 --> 00:51:24,980 I gave them two-For-One-Coupons 1279 00:51:25,081 --> 00:51:27,683 To a bar with a christmas wet t-Shirt contest. 1280 00:51:27,784 --> 00:51:29,451 Ugh, sounds festive. 1281 00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:32,421 Okay, i really hope you like this, 1282 00:51:32,522 --> 00:51:34,323 'Cause mom and i watch it every year, without fail, 1283 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:35,657 And we turn off all the lights 1284 00:51:35,758 --> 00:51:36,692 Except for the christmas tree, 1285 00:51:36,793 --> 00:51:38,427 And have popcorn and cocoa... 1286 00:51:38,528 --> 00:51:40,662 Hey, um, heather? 1287 00:51:40,763 --> 00:51:42,064 Mm-Hmm? 1288 00:51:42,165 --> 00:51:43,632 Do you want to go home? 1289 00:51:44,968 --> 00:51:45,601 No. 1290 00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:47,970 'Cause, like, for the last few weeks, 1291 00:51:48,071 --> 00:51:49,438 You've been talking about 1292 00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:51,240 How you wanted to get away from your mom for christmas, 1293 00:51:51,341 --> 00:51:52,641 But ever since we got here... 1294 00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:55,110 It'd be one thing if she stayed home, 1295 00:51:55,211 --> 00:51:57,212 But she's all alone in a strange city. 1296 00:51:57,313 --> 00:51:59,081 I just... 1297 00:51:59,182 --> 00:52:00,148 I understand if you want to go back. 1298 00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:04,453 I don't want to go back. 1299 00:52:04,554 --> 00:52:06,355 Okay. 1300 00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:10,659 Yay! 1301 00:52:13,162 --> 00:52:14,196 Wait, it's black and white? 1302 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:16,465 You'll get over it. 1303 00:52:24,073 --> 00:52:25,807 That beginning is so much better. 1304 00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:27,175 Thank you. 1305 00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:28,110 And i'm not just being nice. 1306 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,545 I really mean it. 1307 00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:30,746 Trust me, that never entered my thinking. 1308 00:52:32,382 --> 00:52:33,749 When we meet samantha now, 1309 00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:37,052 She's smart, and interesting, and so much more complex. 1310 00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,320 Thank you. 1311 00:52:38,421 --> 00:52:39,321 I would've thought a woman wrote it. 1312 00:52:39,422 --> 00:52:40,289 What? 1313 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,957 Oh, that's a compliment. 1314 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,258 Well, excuse me for missing it. 1315 00:52:43,359 --> 00:52:44,226 Is white okay? Because i have a red... 1316 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:45,460 What does that mean, 1317 00:52:45,562 --> 00:52:46,962 "I would've thought a woman wrote it"? 1318 00:52:47,063 --> 00:52:48,263 Oh, come on, charles, most men do not know 1319 00:52:48,364 --> 00:52:49,231 How to write strong female characters. 1320 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,666 Is that right? 1321 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:52,067 Yeah, it is right. 1322 00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:53,235 You guys don't know how to deal with this stuff. 1323 00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:54,503 You either see women as sex objects 1324 00:52:54,604 --> 00:52:55,671 Or mother figures. 1325 00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:56,905 Whatever you say, mom. 1326 00:52:57,006 --> 00:52:57,839 Okay, see, that's what i'm talking about. 1327 00:52:57,941 --> 00:52:58,974 Total immaturity... 1328 00:52:59,075 --> 00:53:00,309 I love the way you generalize. 1329 00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:01,243 You just group us all together, right? 1330 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,144 If you don't believe me, 1331 00:53:02,245 --> 00:53:03,445 I speak from experience. 1332 00:53:03,546 --> 00:53:04,479 Yes, i know, and that's why you hate men... 1333 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:05,681 I don't hate men! I love men. 1334 00:53:07,183 --> 00:53:08,350 I just don't like them all the time. 1335 00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:09,318 Yeah, good talk. 1336 00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:10,485 I gotta work. 1337 00:53:10,587 --> 00:53:12,220 Did my notes help? 1338 00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:14,423 Because you did a complete 180, and the book is better. 1339 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:15,324 Is that a coincidence? 1340 00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:16,692 I don't think so. 1341 00:53:16,793 --> 00:53:17,659 I think my notes helped, 1342 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,328 Didn't they? 1343 00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:22,431 Yes... 1344 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:23,599 are those the new pages? 1345 00:53:26,035 --> 00:53:27,769 Yes. 1346 00:53:28,671 --> 00:53:30,606 I'll get back to you when i'm finished. 1347 00:53:35,478 --> 00:53:36,645 What just... 1348 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:26,762 Hi. 1349 00:54:26,863 --> 00:54:28,163 Hey, good morning. 1350 00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:29,731 So, what's on the agenda today? 1351 00:54:29,832 --> 00:54:32,567 Actually, i have a little favor to ask you. 1352 00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:34,469 Sure. 1353 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,173 Yeah, yeah. All right. 1354 00:54:38,274 --> 00:54:40,976 Gotta go. Bye-Bye. 1355 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:42,377 Sorry. 1356 00:54:42,478 --> 00:54:43,979 The business? 1357 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,280 Yeah, yeah. 1358 00:54:45,381 --> 00:54:46,515 They're a little anxious. 1359 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:47,883 End of the fiscal year. 1360 00:54:47,984 --> 00:54:48,984 So, you find one you like? 1361 00:54:49,085 --> 00:54:51,019 Oh, i found mine 10 minutes ago. 1362 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,020 I'm just wandering. 1363 00:54:52,121 --> 00:54:54,256 A little homesick, i guess. 1364 00:54:54,357 --> 00:54:56,158 Every year, my father and i, 1365 00:54:56,259 --> 00:54:57,459 We'd go out to the woods, 1366 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,594 He'd cut down a fresh tree. 1367 00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:01,596 Your childhood was something out of norman rockwell, 1368 00:55:01,698 --> 00:55:02,564 Wasn't it? 1369 00:55:02,665 --> 00:55:03,999 yep. 1370 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:06,101 And then when heather was a little girl, 1371 00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:08,837 Frank decided he was going to continue on with the tradition. 1372 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:10,272 So, they got to the woods, 1373 00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:12,808 And he starts to saw down the tree, 1374 00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:13,775 She begins to cry. 1375 00:55:13,876 --> 00:55:14,976 Aw. 1376 00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:16,578 She thought he was hurting the tree. 1377 00:55:16,679 --> 00:55:17,813 From then on, 1378 00:55:17,914 --> 00:55:20,916 We just picked one out, had it delivered. 1379 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,259 I don't see a lot of writing going on. 1380 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,861 Well, i'm thinking. 1381 00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:33,829 You blocked? 1382 00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:34,863 No, i'm not blocked. 1383 00:55:34,964 --> 00:55:35,897 I'm thinking. 1384 00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:37,265 You look a little blocked. 1385 00:55:37,366 --> 00:55:38,366 Okay, i don't look blocked because i'm not blocked, 1386 00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:39,668 And how does one look blocked anyway? 1387 00:55:39,769 --> 00:55:40,302 I just understand being blocked. 1388 00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:41,903 Okay, i'm not blocked. 1389 00:55:42,004 --> 00:55:42,738 I'm going to tell you what i do when i'm blocked. 1390 00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:43,739 I'm not blocked... 1391 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,973 Sometimes, i will be doing, 1392 00:55:45,074 --> 00:55:46,475 Like, five events for the same client, 1393 00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:47,976 So i want to do something different, right, 1394 00:55:48,077 --> 00:55:49,544 And i get completely stumped. 1395 00:55:49,645 --> 00:55:50,645 The worst thing i can do 1396 00:55:50,747 --> 00:55:51,780 Is walk around my office thinking, 1397 00:55:51,881 --> 00:55:53,081 So i go out. 1398 00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:53,782 I go to the gym, or i go shopping, 1399 00:55:53,883 --> 00:55:55,383 Or you know, whatever. 1400 00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:56,952 Just to get my mind off it, 1401 00:55:57,053 --> 00:55:58,120 And then bang! 1402 00:55:58,221 --> 00:55:59,454 A great new idea happens. 1403 00:55:59,555 --> 00:56:00,989 Trust me, you should try it. 1404 00:56:01,090 --> 00:56:01,890 Just go, do something to get your mind off it. 1405 00:56:02,925 --> 00:56:03,992 That's it. 1406 00:56:04,093 --> 00:56:04,993 I'm going to buy that gun. 1407 00:56:05,094 --> 00:56:06,628 - No... - It's those kids... 1408 00:56:06,729 --> 00:56:07,429 I'm on it, i'm on it. 1409 00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:12,434 Merry christmas! 1410 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,069 She forgot to cancel 1411 00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:15,670 The christmas tree delivery. 1412 00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:17,038 No... 1413 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:17,839 Know what, i think we should put it in the corner. 1414 00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:18,874 No. 1415 00:56:18,975 --> 00:56:20,442 I beg your pardon? 1416 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:21,743 I'm not having a christmas tree in this house. 1417 00:56:21,844 --> 00:56:22,744 Oh, no, do you have allergies? 1418 00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:23,678 I don't have allergies. 1419 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,013 Is this a religious thing? 1420 00:56:25,114 --> 00:56:26,381 It's not a religious thing, okay? 1421 00:56:26,482 --> 00:56:28,416 What on earth do you have against christmas trees? 1422 00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:29,785 Okay, look, blondie, 1423 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:31,286 I'm not debating it with you, okay? 1424 00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,788 I-I'm the landlord here. 1425 00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:34,656 I have a contract, all right? 1426 00:56:34,757 --> 00:56:36,324 You're the-The-The interloper. 1427 00:56:36,425 --> 00:56:37,292 I prefer "guest." 1428 00:56:37,393 --> 00:56:38,593 Okay, you know what, 1429 00:56:38,694 --> 00:56:39,494 Let me just move your christmas tree. 1430 00:56:39,595 --> 00:56:40,562 Excuse me, thank you. 1431 00:56:40,663 --> 00:56:41,563 Okay? Ow. 1432 00:56:43,132 --> 00:56:44,399 Ow. 1433 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:45,734 It's prickly. 1434 00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:46,902 Ow. 1435 00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:48,904 It's really spiky... 1436 00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:54,342 There. 1437 00:56:54,443 --> 00:56:55,310 Finished. 1438 00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:57,145 Crude, 1439 00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:59,748 But economical. 1440 00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:01,850 Hmm? 1441 00:57:01,951 --> 00:57:03,385 Trust me, 1442 00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:05,253 This is much easier with grown-Up scissors. 1443 00:57:05,354 --> 00:57:07,489 One week before christmas, 1444 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,191 Seven-Year-Olds are bouncing off the walls. 1445 00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:12,961 You have to do something to keep them active. 1446 00:57:13,062 --> 00:57:14,763 Show me a second grade teacher 1447 00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:17,165 Who can't decorate a tree for under $3.00, 1448 00:57:17,266 --> 00:57:19,167 And i'll show you an amateur. 1449 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:23,071 What? What's so funny? 1450 00:57:23,172 --> 00:57:25,373 You. 1451 00:57:25,474 --> 00:57:26,341 Oh? 1452 00:57:26,442 --> 00:57:27,342 In a good way. 1453 00:57:27,443 --> 00:57:30,078 In a good way. 1454 00:57:30,179 --> 00:57:31,279 So, how do you manage... 1455 00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:33,682 Just hook it on that branch, 1456 00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:36,284 And just wrap it around. 1457 00:57:36,385 --> 00:57:38,620 Funny how? 1458 00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:42,424 Well, look, you got to understand that, well, 1459 00:57:42,525 --> 00:57:44,693 Christmas has always been just another day. 1460 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,862 I haven't decorated a tree since... 1461 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:49,431 Since i was a little kid, 1462 00:57:49,532 --> 00:57:50,599 And that was at an aunt's house. 1463 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,666 Most christmases, 1464 00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:53,602 I'm in a hotel or something. 1465 00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,103 For a couple years, 1466 00:57:55,204 --> 00:57:57,005 Charles and i got together with his fiancee, 1467 00:57:57,106 --> 00:57:58,306 And we'd do a family sort of... 1468 00:57:58,407 --> 00:57:59,307 Charles was engaged? 1469 00:57:59,408 --> 00:58:00,842 Yeah, for a couple years. 1470 00:58:00,943 --> 00:58:03,245 It didn't work out, but it was fun for a while. 1471 00:58:03,346 --> 00:58:05,780 Turkey, presents, the whole nine yards, 1472 00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:07,082 But after they broke up, 1473 00:58:07,183 --> 00:58:08,450 It sort of went back 1474 00:58:08,551 --> 00:58:10,485 To the way it's always been. 1475 00:58:10,586 --> 00:58:12,354 Basketball and chinese food? 1476 00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:13,321 Right. 1477 00:58:13,422 --> 00:58:15,824 But this year... 1478 00:58:15,925 --> 00:58:18,460 I don't know, it's weird. 1479 00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:22,197 For the first time in i don't know how long, 1480 00:58:22,298 --> 00:58:24,566 It feels like christmas. 1481 00:58:50,593 --> 00:58:52,294 Okay. Start your engines. 1482 00:58:52,395 --> 00:58:55,196 one, two, three! 1483 00:58:59,769 --> 00:59:01,503 Nice one! 1484 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,172 Blocked, huh? 1485 00:59:04,273 --> 00:59:06,841 yeah. 1486 00:59:08,611 --> 00:59:11,479 Let me have one of them saucers. 1487 00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:12,881 Okay, he's there. Give it your best shot. 1488 00:59:16,218 --> 00:59:17,319 What are you... 1489 00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:18,620 Oh, do you want a shot at the champ? 1490 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:20,288 Go ahead, go ahead, 1491 00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:21,389 Go on, try it. 1492 00:59:21,490 --> 00:59:22,791 Ugh! That's right, 1493 00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:23,992 I come from a long line of... 1494 00:59:24,093 --> 00:59:25,193 Mowing down children with snowball... 1495 00:59:25,294 --> 00:59:26,394 Come on, do your worst... 1496 00:59:27,496 --> 00:59:28,730 Okay. 1497 00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:30,031 All right, small humans, you'll see. 1498 00:59:30,132 --> 00:59:30,999 You'll get yours. 1499 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,200 This arm is registered 1500 00:59:32,301 --> 00:59:34,869 With the american snowball association. 1501 00:59:36,238 --> 00:59:37,405 Hey! Whoa! 1502 00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:39,574 Ugh! 1503 00:59:45,314 --> 00:59:47,315 That's it. 1504 00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:50,852 Yes, yes, yes! 1505 00:59:50,953 --> 00:59:51,786 Yes! 1506 00:59:51,887 --> 00:59:54,089 What's wrong withhim? 1507 00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:55,357 He is a writer. 1508 00:59:57,827 --> 00:59:58,994 So tell me something. 1509 00:59:59,095 --> 01:00:00,528 Sure. 1510 01:00:00,629 --> 01:00:02,097 How have you managed it? 1511 01:00:02,198 --> 01:00:04,332 Managed what? 1512 01:00:04,433 --> 01:00:06,634 Well, successful businessman. 1513 01:00:06,736 --> 01:00:07,802 Very bright. 1514 01:00:08,971 --> 01:00:10,538 Pleasant company. 1515 01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:13,274 All those things, 1516 01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:15,910 And you don't mind doing dishes. 1517 01:00:16,012 --> 01:00:17,212 How did you manage to avoid... 1518 01:00:17,313 --> 01:00:18,346 Marriage? 1519 01:00:18,447 --> 01:00:20,081 Mm-Hmm. 1520 01:00:20,182 --> 01:00:20,915 I know it's none of my business. 1521 01:00:21,017 --> 01:00:23,184 I'm just curious. 1522 01:00:23,285 --> 01:00:24,285 Oh, no, it's okay. 1523 01:00:24,387 --> 01:00:26,721 It's an old cliche. 1524 01:00:26,822 --> 01:00:28,423 Married to the business. 1525 01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:29,657 I didn't think i was trying to avoid it. 1526 01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:33,895 There has been, well, say, a woman i liked. 1527 01:00:33,996 --> 01:00:35,397 And then, bang, 1528 01:00:35,498 --> 01:00:37,432 I got to go to asia for a couple of months. 1529 01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:39,300 It's not exactly conducive 1530 01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:41,169 To sustaining a relationship. 1531 01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:42,470 Well, if you liked her, 1532 01:00:42,571 --> 01:00:44,072 Why didn't you just take her with you? 1533 01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:50,845 Well, maybe... 1534 01:00:50,946 --> 01:00:53,848 I didn't like her as much as i thought. 1535 01:01:00,756 --> 01:01:02,791 Sorry. 1536 01:01:04,593 --> 01:01:05,493 Heather? 1537 01:01:05,594 --> 01:01:06,461 Hi, mom. 1538 01:01:06,562 --> 01:01:07,629 Hi, honey, listen, 1539 01:01:07,730 --> 01:01:09,097 I'm going to have to call you back. 1540 01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:10,065 I'm a little busy right now. 1541 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,433 Love you. Bye. 1542 01:01:14,737 --> 01:01:18,039 Okay, something is really wrong. 1543 01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:23,278 Okay, look... 1544 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,982 Listen, i got to slow down, um... 1545 01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:28,917 You okay? 1546 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:31,352 Yeah, i am... 1547 01:01:32,888 --> 01:01:34,255 I just... 1548 01:01:34,356 --> 01:01:36,291 I'm leaving in a couple of days. 1549 01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:38,059 Wish you weren't. 1550 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,661 Well... 1551 01:01:39,762 --> 01:01:41,162 I am. 1552 01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:45,567 Is that all that's bothering you? 1553 01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:48,136 Yeah. 1554 01:01:49,738 --> 01:01:51,906 No. 1555 01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:55,944 Okay, look, this is going to sound really crazy, 1556 01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:58,513 But, um... 1557 01:01:58,614 --> 01:02:02,050 I feel a little guilty. 1558 01:02:02,151 --> 01:02:03,785 Makes no sense, right? 1559 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:11,426 Frank's been gone for almost three years now. 1560 01:02:13,095 --> 01:02:14,329 But it's still very tough 1561 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:18,166 To get over something like that. 1562 01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:19,901 I mean, sure, we got on each other's nerves... 1563 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:21,870 That's marriage, you know, 1564 01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:24,973 But, um... 1565 01:02:25,074 --> 01:02:26,841 For the most part, it was really great, 1566 01:02:26,942 --> 01:02:31,412 And we were very lucky, 1567 01:02:31,514 --> 01:02:34,482 And christmas was just... 1568 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:36,651 Well, it was special. 1569 01:02:39,588 --> 01:02:40,889 I'm sorry 1570 01:02:40,990 --> 01:02:42,624 I'm so... 1571 01:02:42,725 --> 01:02:45,126 I don't know. 1572 01:02:47,463 --> 01:02:51,866 Ray, meeting you... 1573 01:02:51,967 --> 01:02:53,768 I just wasn't expecting this. 1574 01:02:53,869 --> 01:02:55,036 I should be at home 1575 01:02:55,137 --> 01:02:57,705 Decorating gingerbread houses right now... 1576 01:02:57,806 --> 01:02:58,673 And here you are. 1577 01:02:58,774 --> 01:02:59,674 Yeah. 1578 01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:04,345 I'm a little... 1579 01:03:04,446 --> 01:03:07,048 I'm a little confused. 1580 01:03:07,149 --> 01:03:08,583 Alittleconfused, what am i saying? 1581 01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:09,951 I'mveryconfused. 1582 01:03:10,052 --> 01:03:11,252 Hey... 1583 01:03:11,353 --> 01:03:13,087 Emily, 1584 01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:14,122 I wish i could say 1585 01:03:14,223 --> 01:03:15,957 That... 1586 01:03:16,058 --> 01:03:17,192 I know how you're feeling, 1587 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:18,726 But i can't. 1588 01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:20,962 I've never felt like that about anybody before. 1589 01:03:21,063 --> 01:03:23,097 Well, you should try, 1590 01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:24,532 Because you're really missin' out 1591 01:03:24,633 --> 01:03:26,100 On somethin' special. 1592 01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:28,403 What i'm trying to say, emily, is that... 1593 01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:32,273 Well, i think i'm starting to feel that way right now. 1594 01:03:37,112 --> 01:03:38,580 I should go. 1595 01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:39,447 I'm so sorry. 1596 01:03:39,548 --> 01:03:41,282 Don't be. 1597 01:03:41,383 --> 01:03:43,151 I'll, uh, see you tomorrow? 1598 01:03:43,252 --> 01:03:46,354 I hope so. 1599 01:03:57,266 --> 01:03:58,733 Okay, okay, calm down. 1600 01:03:58,834 --> 01:03:59,701 I can't calm down. 1601 01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:00,635 I feel... 1602 01:04:00,736 --> 01:04:01,903 I feel i... 1603 01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:03,037 I don't know how i feel, 1604 01:04:03,138 --> 01:04:04,372 Like i'm a teenager or something. 1605 01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:05,340 Did you get lucky? 1606 01:04:05,441 --> 01:04:07,141 No. Stop that. 1607 01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:08,176 Okay... Oh, hold for a sec. 1608 01:04:08,277 --> 01:04:09,310 I have another call. Hello? 1609 01:04:09,411 --> 01:04:10,311 Hey, faith. It's heather. 1610 01:04:10,412 --> 01:04:11,379 Have you talked to mom? 1611 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,447 Hey, heather. Hold for a sec. 1612 01:04:12,548 --> 01:04:13,681 Okay, it's heather. 1613 01:04:13,782 --> 01:04:15,083 She wants to know if i've talked to you. 1614 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:16,217 Okay, tell her no. 1615 01:04:16,318 --> 01:04:17,352 And-And tell her i'm fine. 1616 01:04:17,453 --> 01:04:18,219 Okay. 1617 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:19,420 Hey, heather... 1618 01:04:19,521 --> 01:04:20,822 Oh, you know what, hold for a sec. 1619 01:04:20,923 --> 01:04:21,689 Okay, which is it? "No" or "i'm fine?" 1620 01:04:21,790 --> 01:04:22,790 I'm fine! 1621 01:04:22,891 --> 01:04:23,992 Okay, you know, i really hate 1622 01:04:24,093 --> 01:04:25,827 Being caught in the middle like this. 1623 01:04:25,928 --> 01:04:27,829 Okay, just tell her i'm fine. 1624 01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:28,796 I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. 1625 01:04:28,897 --> 01:04:29,964 Okay, bye. 1626 01:04:30,065 --> 01:04:31,299 Hi, heather. 1627 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,433 You know... You know what, honey, 1628 01:04:32,534 --> 01:04:33,368 I'm going to call you right back. 1629 01:04:34,470 --> 01:04:35,470 Hey. 1630 01:04:35,571 --> 01:04:37,105 You. 1631 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,506 If you are stalking me, i'm going to call the cops. 1632 01:04:38,607 --> 01:04:40,975 ha... ha, ha. 1633 01:04:41,076 --> 01:04:42,377 Lookit, 1634 01:04:42,478 --> 01:04:43,578 No post-Its. 1635 01:04:44,980 --> 01:04:46,914 Well, isn't that better than a pulitzer. 1636 01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:49,717 I am dying to know how it ends. 1637 01:04:49,818 --> 01:04:50,752 He doesn't kill her painfully, does he? 1638 01:04:50,853 --> 01:04:52,820 Well... 1639 01:04:52,921 --> 01:04:54,122 Painfully... 1640 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:55,590 No, that's the first draft. 1641 01:04:56,759 --> 01:04:58,026 Listen, can we just call a truce 1642 01:04:58,127 --> 01:04:59,527 For tonight? 1643 01:04:59,628 --> 01:05:00,728 Why don't you come and join me? 1644 01:05:03,866 --> 01:05:08,469 I was actually very happy living here. 1645 01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:09,637 You know, i thought it would be 1646 01:05:09,738 --> 01:05:12,974 A great place to raise a family. 1647 01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:14,208 Then, one day, my husband came home 1648 01:05:14,310 --> 01:05:15,877 And said that we were moving, 1649 01:05:15,978 --> 01:05:17,245 And he... 1650 01:05:17,346 --> 01:05:21,683 He just took me to this strange city, 1651 01:05:21,784 --> 01:05:23,217 And three months later, he walked out. 1652 01:05:26,055 --> 01:05:26,921 Men, huh? 1653 01:05:27,022 --> 01:05:29,457 Yeah. 1654 01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:30,591 So, i want to know, 1655 01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:31,492 Is, um, samantha 1656 01:05:31,593 --> 01:05:33,328 Based on your fiancee? 1657 01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:34,996 How do you... 1658 01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:36,030 We said we weren't going to... 1659 01:05:36,131 --> 01:05:37,265 How do you know about that? 1660 01:05:37,366 --> 01:05:39,434 Ray told emily, and then emily told me. 1661 01:05:39,535 --> 01:05:40,802 Unbelievable. 1662 01:05:40,903 --> 01:05:42,036 You know, i think 1663 01:05:42,137 --> 01:05:42,904 There's something going on with those two. 1664 01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:43,805 What have you heard? 1665 01:05:43,906 --> 01:05:44,672 I've just heard things. 1666 01:05:44,773 --> 01:05:45,340 What have you heard? 1667 01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:46,574 Nothing specific, 1668 01:05:46,675 --> 01:05:47,542 But ray... 1669 01:05:47,643 --> 01:05:48,676 Ray's normally... 1670 01:05:48,777 --> 01:05:49,644 He's a... 1671 01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:52,347 Very serious. 1672 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:53,481 But now he's... 1673 01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:54,949 Now he sounds like... 1674 01:05:55,050 --> 01:05:56,317 He sounds like... 1675 01:05:56,418 --> 01:05:57,485 I don't know what he sounds like, 1676 01:05:57,586 --> 01:05:59,087 But he doesn't sound like ray. 1677 01:05:59,188 --> 01:05:59,887 Okay, you know what, that is the same with emily. 1678 01:06:01,256 --> 01:06:02,190 This is weird. 1679 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:03,024 I know, right? 1680 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,025 Yeah... 1681 01:06:05,561 --> 01:06:06,828 You are avoiding 1682 01:06:06,929 --> 01:06:07,795 The subject. 1683 01:06:07,896 --> 01:06:08,996 I want to know, 1684 01:06:09,098 --> 01:06:10,064 Is samantha based on your fiancee? 1685 01:06:10,165 --> 01:06:11,032 Yes! 1686 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:12,100 Yes... 1687 01:06:12,201 --> 01:06:13,868 Samantha is based on my fiancee... 1688 01:06:13,969 --> 01:06:15,236 My ex- Fiancee. 1689 01:06:15,337 --> 01:06:17,605 And you used her in "long weekend," too, right? 1690 01:06:17,706 --> 01:06:19,574 How do you know about "long..." 1691 01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:20,541 I-I ordered a couple of your novels 1692 01:06:20,642 --> 01:06:21,542 The other night. 1693 01:06:21,643 --> 01:06:23,578 Really? 1694 01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:24,612 Really. 1695 01:06:24,713 --> 01:06:27,115 Well... thank you. 1696 01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:28,583 It's a beautiful book. 1697 01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:31,786 Was that when you guys first met? 1698 01:06:33,455 --> 01:06:35,623 Your honeymoon phase? 1699 01:06:35,724 --> 01:06:37,458 Yeah. I guess. 1700 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:42,797 Honeymoon phase... 1701 01:06:47,302 --> 01:06:48,936 I think they want us to leave. 1702 01:06:49,037 --> 01:06:50,004 Okay. 1703 01:06:54,743 --> 01:06:56,677 Will you finish the book on time? 1704 01:06:56,779 --> 01:06:58,346 Maybe tomorrow. 1705 01:06:58,447 --> 01:07:00,248 Ah, i can't wait to buy one. 1706 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:01,249 Oh, i can send you a copy. 1707 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:02,183 Autographed? 1708 01:07:02,284 --> 01:07:03,317 Of course. 1709 01:07:03,419 --> 01:07:04,385 And i want something personal, too. 1710 01:07:04,486 --> 01:07:05,653 None of this "best wishes" stuff. 1711 01:07:05,754 --> 01:07:06,821 You know, i'd like to impress my friends. 1712 01:07:08,557 --> 01:07:11,192 Well, i'll see what i can do. 1713 01:07:11,293 --> 01:07:15,163 Look, i have to... I have to tell you, 1714 01:07:15,264 --> 01:07:18,433 You have been extremely helpful, 1715 01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:19,934 And i don't mean just answering doors. 1716 01:07:20,035 --> 01:07:22,670 Well, it's a good story, charles. 1717 01:07:22,771 --> 01:07:24,138 You just had to soften samantha, 1718 01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:25,807 That's all. 1719 01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:28,042 That wasn't easy. 1720 01:07:29,578 --> 01:07:34,015 How long has it been since you guys broke up? 1721 01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,983 It'll be two years tomorrow night. 1722 01:07:37,753 --> 01:07:39,220 Tomorrow night is christmas eve. 1723 01:07:43,158 --> 01:07:44,325 Oh. 1724 01:07:44,426 --> 01:07:46,894 Yeah, i... 1725 01:07:48,997 --> 01:07:50,431 I came home, 1726 01:07:50,532 --> 01:07:53,701 And i saw her decorating the tree, 1727 01:07:53,802 --> 01:07:54,869 And i thought, "well, that's odd 1728 01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:56,204 Because we've already decorated the tree," 1729 01:07:56,305 --> 01:07:58,239 Then i realized she was un-Decorating the tree. 1730 01:07:58,340 --> 01:08:00,274 She was moving out 1731 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:04,712 And taking all the decorations with her. 1732 01:08:04,813 --> 01:08:06,781 She left me some tinsel. 1733 01:08:06,882 --> 01:08:09,717 Not the good kind either, the cheap stringy stuff. 1734 01:08:09,818 --> 01:08:11,552 Ah... 1735 01:08:11,653 --> 01:08:14,822 So is this why you hate christmas? 1736 01:08:14,923 --> 01:08:17,058 I don't hate christmas, faith. 1737 01:08:17,159 --> 01:08:20,394 I just don't want to be reminded of... 1738 01:08:20,496 --> 01:08:23,197 Things. 1739 01:08:23,298 --> 01:08:24,999 That's all. 1740 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,301 That is the problem with the holidays. 1741 01:08:27,402 --> 01:08:29,170 The good stuff is always 1742 01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:31,339 So much better than it really is, 1743 01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,942 And the depressing stuff is always so much worse. 1744 01:08:35,043 --> 01:08:37,845 Well, maybe it'll get good one day soon. 1745 01:08:49,925 --> 01:08:51,192 Hey. 1746 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:52,994 We've got a flight this afternoon. 1747 01:08:53,095 --> 01:08:55,296 What do you mean? 1748 01:08:55,397 --> 01:08:56,998 Well, you are miserable without your mom, 1749 01:08:57,099 --> 01:08:59,867 And i can't stand seeing you miserable, so... 1750 01:08:59,968 --> 01:09:02,169 Jase, you don't have to. 1751 01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:03,804 I mean, it makes no sense for both of us to go. 1752 01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:04,805 You can stay. 1753 01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:07,942 I'm not staying here without you. 1754 01:09:08,043 --> 01:09:09,176 Okay? 1755 01:09:09,278 --> 01:09:10,177 So just, uh, don't give me a hard time 1756 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,613 About this one. 1757 01:09:12,714 --> 01:09:14,649 I still can't figure you out. 1758 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:16,450 What? 1759 01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:17,518 Well, one minute, 1760 01:09:17,619 --> 01:09:19,353 You're this total fratboy clown, 1761 01:09:19,454 --> 01:09:20,655 And then the next, 1762 01:09:20,756 --> 01:09:23,357 You do something really sweet, and... 1763 01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:25,526 Okay, i'll say it, mature. 1764 01:09:25,627 --> 01:09:27,929 Oh, "mature." 1765 01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,463 Well, uh... 1766 01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:31,299 Just don't expect it all the time. 1767 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,833 Please. 1768 01:09:37,072 --> 01:09:38,873 Let's get packing. 1769 01:09:38,974 --> 01:09:40,107 Okay. 1770 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:45,746 Hello! 1771 01:09:49,851 --> 01:09:51,652 Hey... 1772 01:09:51,753 --> 01:09:52,753 Hey, where were you? 1773 01:09:52,854 --> 01:09:54,388 I went to get stuff for dinner, 1774 01:09:54,489 --> 01:09:56,123 And i figured you being from boston, 1775 01:09:56,224 --> 01:09:58,459 You might find this kind of traditional. 1776 01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:02,997 Finished? 1777 01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:03,965 Finished. 1778 01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:05,566 Finished! 1779 01:10:07,035 --> 01:10:08,970 Whoo-Hoo! 1780 01:10:12,674 --> 01:10:15,042 Lobster... 1781 01:10:20,415 --> 01:10:22,650 Ah, perfect. 1782 01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:24,785 Champagne. 1783 01:10:24,886 --> 01:10:26,487 It's like we're at a wedding. 1784 01:10:26,588 --> 01:10:29,590 Well, we are celebrating, but not just christmas. 1785 01:10:29,691 --> 01:10:30,725 I made a big decision today. 1786 01:10:30,826 --> 01:10:31,692 Oh? 1787 01:10:31,793 --> 01:10:34,428 I am selling my company. 1788 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:37,298 What made you decide that? 1789 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:38,399 Well, i decided 1790 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,834 I can't be scared about the future. 1791 01:10:39,935 --> 01:10:40,968 I've played it safe my whole life. 1792 01:10:41,069 --> 01:10:41,936 I'm going to take a chance, 1793 01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:43,771 And if i get bored, 1794 01:10:43,872 --> 01:10:44,739 I'll find something else to do, 1795 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:45,906 And, in the meantime, 1796 01:10:46,008 --> 01:10:47,174 I'm going to have some fun. 1797 01:10:47,275 --> 01:10:50,211 Well, that sound like an excellent idea. 1798 01:10:52,114 --> 01:10:53,881 Oh, you want to see your present? 1799 01:10:53,982 --> 01:10:55,616 Wait, you didn't have to get me anything. 1800 01:10:55,717 --> 01:10:56,784 Why do people always say that? 1801 01:10:56,885 --> 01:10:58,786 Of course, i had to get you something. 1802 01:10:58,887 --> 01:11:00,287 No, but, see, i didn't get you anything. 1803 01:11:00,389 --> 01:11:01,622 I-I went to look a couple of times, 1804 01:11:01,723 --> 01:11:02,957 But i... 1805 01:11:03,058 --> 01:11:04,959 Do you want to see your present? 1806 01:11:06,028 --> 01:11:06,794 No. 1807 01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:09,130 Not until christmas. 1808 01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:11,232 After midnight. 1809 01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,166 Okay. 1810 01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:15,136 You sure? 1811 01:11:15,237 --> 01:11:16,537 Mm-Hmm. 1812 01:11:16,638 --> 01:11:17,805 All right. 1813 01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:19,674 Doubly sure? 1814 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:20,841 Very sure. 1815 01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:56,377 She paid the delivery, so... 1816 01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:58,813 Yeah, right. 1817 01:12:01,616 --> 01:12:03,084 Okay, well, the decorations are under the stairs. 1818 01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:04,318 - Okay. - Okay, good. 1819 01:12:14,963 --> 01:12:17,131 One hour until christmas. 1820 01:12:42,991 --> 01:12:44,058 Mom! 1821 01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:45,793 Surprise! 1822 01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:46,961 Honey! 1823 01:12:47,996 --> 01:12:48,863 How did you get in here? 1824 01:12:48,964 --> 01:12:50,231 The door was open. 1825 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,567 Hey, uh... 1826 01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:56,837 You must be heather. 1827 01:13:03,512 --> 01:13:05,679 Ray, i am so sorry. 1828 01:13:05,781 --> 01:13:08,149 No, emily, your daughter came across the country 1829 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:09,817 To be with you. 1830 01:13:09,918 --> 01:13:11,185 I'd say you're a very lucky woman. 1831 01:13:11,286 --> 01:13:14,221 I know, i know, it's just... 1832 01:13:14,322 --> 01:13:16,624 It wasn't exactly what i had planned. 1833 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:17,992 Well, maybe it's for the best. 1834 01:13:18,093 --> 01:13:20,161 What do you mean? 1835 01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:24,598 Your life is 3,000 miles away from here, 1836 01:13:24,699 --> 01:13:25,533 And you're leaving in a couple of days. 1837 01:13:25,634 --> 01:13:26,467 Maybe it's better 1838 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:27,635 If we don't make things 1839 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:29,003 Any more complicated than they are. 1840 01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:32,373 Yeah. Maybe... 1841 01:13:32,474 --> 01:13:34,308 Maybe you're right. 1842 01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:36,977 But... 1843 01:13:37,078 --> 01:13:38,212 That doesn't mean you couldn't spend tomorrow... 1844 01:13:38,313 --> 01:13:40,948 I'd... feel funny. 1845 01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:42,516 You should spend christmas 1846 01:13:42,617 --> 01:13:45,786 With your daughter. 1847 01:13:45,887 --> 01:13:46,720 Your gift. 1848 01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:54,128 Ray... 1849 01:13:54,229 --> 01:13:55,763 They're beautiful. 1850 01:13:55,864 --> 01:13:58,699 I left the receipt in there 1851 01:13:58,800 --> 01:13:59,900 In case you want to exchange them... 1852 01:14:00,001 --> 01:14:02,703 No, i don't want to exchange them. 1853 01:14:02,804 --> 01:14:03,737 I love them. 1854 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:07,474 I just still feel kind of bad that i didn't get you anything. 1855 01:14:07,576 --> 01:14:08,709 Hey, emily, 1856 01:14:08,810 --> 01:14:11,946 You gave me the best christmas i've had 1857 01:14:12,047 --> 01:14:14,715 In a very, very long time. 1858 01:14:14,816 --> 01:14:16,851 Thank you. 1859 01:14:30,432 --> 01:14:32,233 I can't believe it's finished. 1860 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:33,801 You just had to work on her character. 1861 01:14:33,902 --> 01:14:35,436 Everything else was good. 1862 01:14:35,537 --> 01:14:37,371 I've been banging my head against the wall for months. 1863 01:14:37,472 --> 01:14:39,940 You just needed a fresh set of eyes. 1864 01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:40,941 Yup. 1865 01:14:41,042 --> 01:14:41,909 Female eyes. 1866 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,344 To female eyes... 1867 01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,847 Whoa. 1868 01:14:46,948 --> 01:14:48,482 no, i... yup. 1869 01:14:54,956 --> 01:14:57,591 Look, faith... I... 1870 01:14:57,692 --> 01:14:58,559 What? 1871 01:14:58,660 --> 01:14:59,660 I don't know. 1872 01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:02,596 I mean... 1873 01:15:02,697 --> 01:15:05,799 This is kind of... 1874 01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:06,867 We're... 1875 01:15:08,236 --> 01:15:10,237 You leave tomorrow, and... 1876 01:15:10,338 --> 01:15:11,205 And... 1877 01:15:11,306 --> 01:15:14,341 I don't know. 1878 01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:16,310 Well, look, okay, here we are... 1879 01:15:16,411 --> 01:15:18,345 Right? 1880 01:15:18,446 --> 01:15:20,347 I mean, we're sharing this big house together, 1881 01:15:20,448 --> 01:15:23,384 And-And i just don't want to make you feel... 1882 01:15:23,485 --> 01:15:24,952 Uncomfortable. 1883 01:15:29,691 --> 01:15:30,724 Charles? 1884 01:15:30,825 --> 01:15:32,059 Yeah? 1885 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,961 I think you should just go ahead and kiss me. 1886 01:15:34,062 --> 01:15:36,030 I agree. 1887 01:16:00,388 --> 01:16:02,423 Hey. 1888 01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:04,458 Why didn't you wake me? 1889 01:16:04,559 --> 01:16:06,827 Honey, you did all that traveling yesterday. 1890 01:16:06,928 --> 01:16:08,162 I thought you'd want to sleep in. 1891 01:16:08,263 --> 01:16:10,197 I always help with the christmas pancakes. 1892 01:16:11,266 --> 01:16:13,968 Pancakes, um... 1893 01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:16,236 No griddle. 1894 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:18,172 I have cereal, though, 1895 01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:19,807 And fruit. 1896 01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:21,141 You love fruit. 1897 01:16:21,242 --> 01:16:22,676 Huh? 1898 01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:39,293 Morning. 1899 01:16:39,394 --> 01:16:40,928 Good morning. 1900 01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:44,264 Why didn't you wake me? 1901 01:16:44,366 --> 01:16:45,566 Oh, i... 1902 01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:47,801 Well, i wanted... i wanted to surprise you. 1903 01:16:47,902 --> 01:16:48,802 I'm, uh... 1904 01:16:49,871 --> 01:16:51,205 I'm making... 1905 01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:52,506 I'm attempting to make you breakfast. 1906 01:16:54,442 --> 01:16:56,643 Well, you better make it to go 'cause i have a bus to catch. 1907 01:17:00,548 --> 01:17:01,548 Did you forget? 1908 01:17:03,518 --> 01:17:05,552 Yeah. 1909 01:17:05,653 --> 01:17:09,156 I guess i did. 1910 01:17:11,993 --> 01:17:15,195 Okay, well, um... 1911 01:17:16,464 --> 01:17:18,599 So... 1912 01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:19,633 Right. 1913 01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:22,202 Your bus. 1914 01:17:22,303 --> 01:17:23,303 Uh... 1915 01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:24,738 Would you... Do you want to... 1916 01:17:24,839 --> 01:17:26,673 Are you sure can't stay, have a few... 1917 01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:28,809 No, i-I think i'd better just go. 1918 01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:35,716 Okay. Right, yeah. 1919 01:17:35,817 --> 01:17:36,917 I'll get my keys. 1920 01:17:37,018 --> 01:17:39,520 I will get my bag. 1921 01:17:42,490 --> 01:17:44,691 I can't believe you brought these. 1922 01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:46,560 Creature of habit. 1923 01:17:46,661 --> 01:17:47,895 Ooh, i have pictures of the christmas we made these 1924 01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:49,696 On my phone. 1925 01:17:49,798 --> 01:17:50,597 I scanned all the old christmas pictures 1926 01:17:50,698 --> 01:17:51,732 I gave you a disk, right? 1927 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:52,733 Yeah. 1928 01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:53,934 Wait till you see these. 1929 01:17:54,035 --> 01:17:55,169 I was looking at them the other day. 1930 01:17:55,270 --> 01:17:57,738 Yeah, i saw them back home. 1931 01:17:57,839 --> 01:17:59,306 I love this picture. 1932 01:17:59,407 --> 01:18:01,208 And i remember when we took it, you me and dad... 1933 01:18:01,309 --> 01:18:02,176 Honey... 1934 01:18:02,277 --> 01:18:04,378 Honey, i... 1935 01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:06,246 I don't want to look at them right now. 1936 01:18:06,347 --> 01:18:08,315 Oh, mom... 1937 01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:09,683 I'm sorry, i didn't mean to upset you. 1938 01:18:09,784 --> 01:18:12,319 No, no, no, no, no, you didn't. 1939 01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:14,488 I love that you look at them. 1940 01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:19,059 It's important that... 1941 01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:20,394 It's important not to forget. 1942 01:18:20,495 --> 01:18:23,130 These last few days 1943 01:18:23,231 --> 01:18:25,532 Have made me realize 1944 01:18:25,633 --> 01:18:29,069 That as nice as it was, 1945 01:18:29,170 --> 01:18:31,939 It's just never going to be the same again, 1946 01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:34,708 And when i look at those pictures, honey... 1947 01:18:36,945 --> 01:18:38,712 I just feel alone. 1948 01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:42,583 Maybe this whole crazy christmas thing 1949 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:44,251 Has been good for me, huh? 1950 01:18:46,087 --> 01:18:49,556 It's made me accept that things change, 1951 01:18:49,657 --> 01:18:54,061 And that i may have been holding onto my past 1952 01:18:54,162 --> 01:18:55,796 A little too much. 1953 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:58,198 So... 1954 01:18:58,299 --> 01:19:00,601 It's time to take a chance. 1955 01:19:06,674 --> 01:19:08,675 Looks like you have your choice of seats. 1956 01:19:08,776 --> 01:19:11,044 Yeah, i guess it's not a very big travel day. 1957 01:19:11,146 --> 01:19:13,013 I guess not. 1958 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:17,351 Faith? 1959 01:19:17,452 --> 01:19:19,453 Mm-Hmm. 1960 01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:21,321 Thank you. 1961 01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:22,322 No problem. 1962 01:19:24,726 --> 01:19:27,394 Just don't forget to send me a copy, okay? 1963 01:19:27,495 --> 01:19:29,630 Absolutely not. 1964 01:19:31,366 --> 01:19:32,366 Okay. 1965 01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:04,264 Hey, excuse me? 1966 01:20:04,365 --> 01:20:06,366 Open up. 1967 01:20:07,569 --> 01:20:09,336 Faith... 1968 01:20:09,437 --> 01:20:10,771 Charles, what are you doing? 1969 01:20:10,872 --> 01:20:11,738 You don't really want to spend christmas 1970 01:20:11,839 --> 01:20:12,806 On a bus, do you? 1971 01:20:12,907 --> 01:20:13,907 Of course not. 1972 01:20:14,008 --> 01:20:15,242 They why are you getting on one? 1973 01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:16,643 Because i... 1974 01:20:16,744 --> 01:20:17,978 I thought you wanted me to. 1975 01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:19,146 No, i don't want you to. 1976 01:20:20,748 --> 01:20:21,915 Well, then, why didn't you say something? 1977 01:20:22,016 --> 01:20:23,217 I was waiting for you to say something. 1978 01:20:23,318 --> 01:20:24,651 Well, i-I didn't really think 1979 01:20:24,752 --> 01:20:25,686 That it was my place to say something. 1980 01:20:25,787 --> 01:20:27,254 May i say something? 1981 01:20:27,355 --> 01:20:29,957 I'd really like to get home for christmas. 1982 01:20:46,908 --> 01:20:49,142 Mom. 1983 01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:50,577 You know what i want for christmas, 1984 01:20:50,678 --> 01:20:51,945 More than anything else? 1985 01:20:52,046 --> 01:20:53,046 You're not angling for that pony, are you? 1986 01:20:53,147 --> 01:20:54,114 Because i can't get a pony... 1987 01:20:54,215 --> 01:20:55,749 No. 1988 01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:56,950 What i want... 1989 01:20:57,051 --> 01:20:59,620 Is for you to get dressed up. 1990 01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:01,021 I want you to put on those earrings ray gave you, 1991 01:21:01,122 --> 01:21:03,690 I want you to look fabulous, 1992 01:21:03,791 --> 01:21:04,958 And then... 1993 01:21:05,059 --> 01:21:06,026 I want you to go his place for dinner. 1994 01:21:08,630 --> 01:21:10,030 No. 1995 01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:13,000 Why not? 1996 01:21:13,101 --> 01:21:15,769 Well, because it's christmas. 1997 01:21:15,870 --> 01:21:17,504 Yeah, and this one christmas, 1998 01:21:17,605 --> 01:21:18,972 We're going to do something different. 1999 01:21:19,073 --> 01:21:21,308 Heather, i am not leaving you alone for christmas. 2000 01:21:21,409 --> 01:21:23,677 Okay. 2001 01:21:23,778 --> 01:21:25,479 Then how about this... 2002 01:21:37,959 --> 01:21:39,593 ™�...to lie on the floor 2003 01:21:39,694 --> 01:21:45,465 ™� by the light of the christmas tree ♪ 2004 01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:47,501 ™� and do you remember... 2005 01:21:47,602 --> 01:21:49,569 Hey. 2006 01:21:49,671 --> 01:21:51,605 It just isn't christmas without a tree. 2007 01:21:51,706 --> 01:21:53,540 How right you are. 2008 01:21:53,641 --> 01:21:54,841 And we brought chinese food. - "We?" 2009 01:21:54,942 --> 01:21:56,743 Mm-Hmm. 2010 01:21:56,844 --> 01:21:57,778 This is jason. 2011 01:21:58,813 --> 01:21:59,813 Well, hey, come on in! 2012 01:22:03,518 --> 01:22:04,418 Merry christmas. 2013 01:22:04,519 --> 01:22:05,419 Merry christmas. 2014 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,054 I got the tree. 2015 01:22:07,155 --> 01:22:08,522 Got it? 2016 01:22:08,623 --> 01:22:09,389 Merry christmas. 2017 01:22:09,490 --> 01:22:10,924 Merry christmas. 2018 01:22:13,161 --> 01:22:15,696 merry christmas 2019 01:22:18,199 --> 01:22:26,373 ™� making angels in the snow ♪ 2020 01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:30,410 ™� sun goes down and the streetlights... ♪ 2021 01:22:30,511 --> 01:22:31,778 ™� begin to glow 2022 01:22:31,879 --> 01:22:32,979 Hey! 2023 01:22:33,081 --> 01:22:34,548 Hi, guys! 2024 01:22:34,649 --> 01:22:35,482 Merry christmas. 2025 01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:37,551 Merry christmas. 2026 01:22:37,652 --> 01:22:38,552 We made it. 2027 01:22:38,653 --> 01:22:39,553 How are you feeling? 2028 01:22:39,654 --> 01:22:40,754 I feel good. 2029 01:22:40,855 --> 01:22:41,755 The baby's been kicking up a storm. 2030 01:22:44,158 --> 01:22:44,958 Let me look at it. 2031 01:22:45,059 --> 01:22:46,393 See, i told you 2032 01:22:46,494 --> 01:22:47,661 We wouldn't be in the house 30 seconds, 2033 01:22:47,762 --> 01:22:48,729 And she'd have her hand on my stomach. 2034 01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:51,565 - Hey... - Merry christmas. 2035 01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:53,100 - Merry christmas! - Merry christmas. 2036 01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:56,436 I was decorating the tree if you can believe it. 2037 01:22:56,537 --> 01:22:57,904 I kind of can't believe it. 2038 01:22:58,005 --> 01:22:59,740 Doesn't really run in the family... 2039 01:23:07,181 --> 01:23:10,984 ™� do you remember... 2040 01:23:11,085 --> 01:23:14,521 ™� do you remember remember... ♪ 2041 01:23:14,622 --> 01:23:17,691 ™� how it used to be? 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