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NARRATOR: Deep in the concretecanyons of Harlem, New York
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stands a basketball court
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where the legends of the game are born.
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Rucker Park.
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Between the lines of this battleground,
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a great many tales of warriorshave come and gone.
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But there was one player
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whose talent soared far above the rest.
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His name, Uncle Drew.
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-So good.-Incredible.
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Like, scary good.
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-Dominating.-Dangerous.
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-Best of the best.-Bananas.
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I mean, you knew he justbrought things to the game
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that the gamehad never seen before.
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Changed the faceof basketball.
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Drew been dangeroussince birth.
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My pops played him one-on-onein the seventh grade.
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He broke my pop's ankle.
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-(BONES CRACK)-(MAN GROANS)
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True story.Gym teacher gave him a "D."
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You know,he'll show you one trick,
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then beat youwith another trick.
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Shakin' people's sneakers off.They fallin' out the trees.
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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(IN ENGLISH) He was a bad man.
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He went to one endof the court,
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shot the lights out,
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went to the other endof the court,
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shot it back on again.
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Man, he was good enoughto be the logo.
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INTERVIEWER: Wait, I thought you were the NBA logo.
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It's actually Uncle Drew.They just shaved his afro off.
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(ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIRRING)
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One time,he took on "The Destroyer"
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and beat him only with his left hand.
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And then, hold on.Wait for it.
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With his right hand, he was eating a ham sandwich.
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Was there anyone out therebetter than Uncle Drew?
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NARRATOR: With word of Sandwichgate
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and Black Ankle Sunday both spreading like wildfire,
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Uncle Drew and his childhood friends
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shot to the top of the first Rucker Classic in '68.
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But it was not long before it all came crashing down.
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It had to be something
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concerning him and a female.We knew that.
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Uncle Drew and the ladies?(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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Man, the rumor wasDrew slept with
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one of his teammate's girlthe night before the finals.
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And when it came timeto play in the finals,
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they were all a complete and total no-show.
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And after thathe just disappeared.
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NARRATOR: Despite the mysterious disappearance
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of its greatest player,
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the fabled park is still the epicenter
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of the streetball universe.
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The question is, will this year's Rucker Classic
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see the birth of a new playground legend?
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PLAYERS SHOUTING)
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Give me that.
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-CASPER: Yo, what's up?-What was that?
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Hey, what's the problem, man?Mario was open.
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Maybe Mario was open,
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maybe he wasn't.But you know what
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-the problem with that is?-Huh?
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Mario. Hey,I don't know what you doin'...
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-Close your ears!-Mmm-hmm.
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Mario is terrible.Okay? Look at him.
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I just told a grown manto cover his ears,
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-and that's what he just did.-Coach, what are you saying?
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Grab the ball, Casper.
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You are my Beyonce. Okay?
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Beyonce?
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Not Dantay, not White Dantay,not Regular Jeff,
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not Little Melvin, not LittleMelvin's stunt double.
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Okay, they're justDestiny's Children.
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You are the star.You are my Queen B.
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-All right.-Let's make Lemonade, man.
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Score the rock.
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All right, now look here,everybody.
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I'mma say this once.Nobody else shoot the ball.
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-Just Casper. Let's go.-(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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-(BALL BOUNCING)-(PLAYERS SHOUTING)
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Dax Winslow. Sal Masekela, Slam Magazine.
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-(LAUGHS) Slam Magazine, huh?-Yes, sir.
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You mind if I geta couple of sound bites?
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Do I mind? No, you shouldabeen talking to me.
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-(BOTH LAUGH)-Um...
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How does a guywho works at Foot Locker
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get a beast like Casper Jones
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to play for himin Rucker Park?
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(LAUGHS) Game recognize game.He's the best player.
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I'm the best coach.
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We gonna take it all.
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I'm telling you,this dude is amazing, man.
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Put me and Casperon the cover.
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SAL: (EXCLAIMS)
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-You know who that is, right?-DAX: Know who who is?
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-Who Mookie Bass is.-(SIGHS)
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SAL: A.k.a. thatMacklemore-lookin' dude
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that's makin' eyesat your meal ticket, man.
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The hell is he doing here?
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-Hey, what's up, Dix?-(FRIENDS LAUGHING)
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First of all,you know my name is Dax.
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A "bag of Dax"don't make no sense.
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(SNIFFS) What is that?What's that smell?
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Is that a grudge?
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Are you still holdin' a grudge'cause I blocked your shot?
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I have no recollection
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or even knowwhat you even talkin' about.
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Okay, let me refreshyour memory, then.
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You're about to hita three-pointer.
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Outta nowhere,a little white boy comes up...
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Bam! Blocked that shot,I think, with my armpit.
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Well, but I do remember,there was that Spalding...
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You didn't even jumpthat high. So like nipple...
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It was high enoughthat I could see
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your face like this.You were like...
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Okay, stop! That's not...I didn't do that.
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What are you doin'? Stop.
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-(ALL LAUGHING)-(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Casper, take it from the top.Do something, y'all.
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Defense, Dantays,figure it out.
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Casper Jones, huh?
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Could you just literallygive me some space, man?
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Yo, you seen this tat though,right here?
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That's the one where I blockedyour shot and won the game.
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And then these are the onlyones that really matter.
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Bam! Seven of nineRucker Championships.
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But don't you worry, Dix.
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I got plenty of lengthon my Dax for the next one.
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I don't care. I don't wannahear about your man junk.
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Is there a point to all this?
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Yeah, I guess my point is,
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when you havea history of winning
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as many titles as I do,
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cats like Casper Jones,
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they have a wayof gravitating towards you.
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(PLAYERS SHOUTING)
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So I'll see youwhen I see you, Dix.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Hey, Casper. Hey, man,let me talk to you real quick.
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-What's up, coach?-We good, right?
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You know what I mean?Me and you.
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-Yeah, we all right.-Do you need anything?
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You know what'd be dope?The new Space Jams.
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They are amazing. They prettyexpensive, like $225.
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-Straight fire, though.-They fire.
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But you know what?(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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I just thought about it.
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I sold the last pairthis morning.
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(GROANS)
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The good news is,in another week and a half,
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we get new stock,and I got a pair just for you.
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-Okay. I like that.-Yeah. You like that?
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Yeah, yeah, we all right.
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I got you, brother.So it's me and you, we good?
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-Yeah, we rollin'.-You with me.
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-I'm with you, dog.-Forever.
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-Forever.-Dax and Casper.
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-Yeah, you my bro.-All right, man. I love you.
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-Love you, too, man.-We good, right?
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-Yeah, no doubt. All right.-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Cool.
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WOMAN: Don't worry, Dax.
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Don't worry, Dax. We'll find you a family.
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-Yes.-All right!
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WOMAN: We'll find you a family.
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-MAN: Yes!-(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)
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Yes! Yes!
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ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Oh! What a move by Jordan!
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Jordan with the moves!
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Man, what an inspiration!
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Just listen to the crowd! They love him!
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They love him!
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They love him! They love him!
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Yes!
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Yo, can we run with you?
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YOUNG DAX: Yes, yes.
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(BOYS CHATTERING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(CROWD GROANS)
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-No!-(ALL SHOUT IN ANNOYANCE)
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MAN 1: You need to beon the bench!
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MAN 2: He's worthless!WOMAN: You suck, Dax!
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MAN 3: You need new glasses!MAN 4: He's the worst!
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MAN 5: You suck!
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Dax, that was unbearable!
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ANNOUNCER: Dream sequence...
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(GASPING)
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Boy, you better than cable.
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Look, you wouldn't evenunderstand, okay?
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It's terrible.
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Dreamin' about thatlittle white boy
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slappin' that ballout your hand?
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-Now, how do I look?-You look expensive.
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Man, you know I can't affordGucci on my salary.
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Which is why when youand Casper win the Rucker
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and the $100,000 checkthat come with it,
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we'll be just fine.
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Baby, I thought that 100K,
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we was gonna useto start a family.
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(EXCLAIMS) I want a Tesla.
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I would lookso cute in a Tesla.
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And I'd have the little screenon the side
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and then I could be like,"Boop, boop, boop, boop!"
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And all my homegirlsgonna be like,
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"Look at Jess killin' 'emin a Tesla."
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(CHUCKLES) Well, I mean,this sounds like
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a beautiful, beautiful dreamand everything,
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but I didn't hearmy name one time.
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You didn't say, "Oh, Dax wasin the Tesla with me."
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Baby, you gonna be there, too.
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It's gonna be me and you,
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and we just gonna beone big happy family.
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I love that.
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Well, don't let the ghostof white boy past
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scare youout of gettin' this money.
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You win this game,and you win this money,
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and bring it back home.
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-I'm motivated, baby!-Whoo!
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(GROWLING)
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Bam! That's right. These shoesright here are classic.
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I wore these shoeslast night, little man,
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and I had a quadruple-double.
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-Look.-That's right.
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I didn't want to say this,but he isn't even that good.
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(WHISPERS) Why would you saythat about your baby?
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Are you a stepmotheror something?
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-You the real mother?-Yeah.
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You shouldn't...
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Oh, you know something?
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Matter of fact, Larry,help her out.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-Hey, baby.-Oh! Hey, girl!
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I thought we weregoin' to lunch today.
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You right.We supposed to have lunch.
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Yeah, I'm very hungry.
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I been shoppin' all day.Look it. (LAUGHS)
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I know. Look, do me a favor,babe. Just give me a second.
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Just go look at some shoesor something.
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Do they got them new RiRis?
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RiRis, BeeBees, whoeveryou need, it's over there.
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Do they got 'em? Because,you know, I do not wanna
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be shoppin' unless I canget them new RiRis.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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'Cause she a savage, too.
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You a savage and you fine.
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-I'm fine?-Yeah.
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Well, boy, you better shut up.
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Over there,look at those RiRis,
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you know what I mean?I see you, boo.
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-She ready. Yeah!-She ready.
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(CHUCKLES)
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JESS: Oh. Do you seethe RiRis over here?
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Yo, my main man, Casper.What up, brother?
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What up, Dax?How you doin', man?
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The myth, the legendin the makin'.
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Hold that thought.
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Man, I'm confused. I thoughtthese were out of stock.
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Bruh, the truckcame this morning
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and dropped offa new stock of shoes.
265
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I was gonna call you.
266
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So you gonnahook us up, then?
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Oh, so you want meto get shoes for everybody.
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Everybody.
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This dude, and this guy...
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If you can't do it,I got plenty of people that...
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I got you.I'mma take care of you,
272
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and your whole squad.
273
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Yeah, okay.Yeah, that's a lot better.
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DAX: Taxes included.
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After I put inmy employee discount,
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which will probablyget me fired...
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The total is $833.50.
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Everybody, it's on Dax.
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It's on... It's on Dax.Shoes for all y'all.
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Oh, hey, Casper.
281
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Oh, hey, baby, how you doin'?
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Good, how you doin'? (LAUGHS)
283
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,329
Oh, baby, that's ourmeal ticket right there.
284
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Oh, my goodness.
285
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,132
Let me show youwhat I found on Zillow.
286
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I found a really cutebrownstone.
287
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Two bedroom,hardwood floors...
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Transaction denied.
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(SIGHS) Damn it!
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-Excuse me, what's goin' on?-Damn what?
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DAX: Marty,don't worry about it.
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Aw, hell no.
293
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If the moneyfor these shoes
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that just magicallyflew out of here
295
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don't come up in 60 seconds,
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you and Miss Belly Outgoin' to jail.
297
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What the hellyou talkin' about?
298
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First off, I didn't donothin' wrong,
299
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so I ain't goin' to jail.
300
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But thank you for noticin'that my belly's out.
301
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Come here, come here,come here.
302
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,026
What?
303
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(DAX SIGHS)
304
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That kidthat just left here...
305
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Mmm-hmm?
306
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He's gonna changeour lives forever.
307
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50 percent.
308
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I mean, at the most,I could do 49 percent.
309
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MARTY: You got 30 seconds,brother!
310
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All right, 50 percent.
311
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Cool! (LAUGHING)
312
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It's nice doin' businesswith you, boo.
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50 percent.I'm gettin' 50 percent.
314
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Marty, did you hear that?50 percent.
315
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(PLAYERS SHOUTING)
316
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,956
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
317
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(BLOWING WHISTLE)
318
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,360
Look at this, man.Fresh off the presses, y'all.
319
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,029
Harlem Money, you see that?
320
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Come on, y'all, look!
321
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,249
Go grab your jersey, come on.
322
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MOOKIE: I didn't know you gotmoney for second place.
323
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,506
Hey, man, what the hellyou doin' here?
324
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,942
Why don't you enlightenthis fool, C-Dawg?
325
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-C-Dawg?-I'm C-Dawg now.
326
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,312
New team, new nickname.
327
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,247
-Wait, what?-Wait, what?
328
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,849
That's what I said to him.I was like,
329
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,450
"C-Dawg, don't youwanna be coached
330
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by a dudewho looks like an M&M?
331
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,988
What about a dude who looksstraight up like a basketball?
332
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-(PLAYERS LAUGHING)-Like a Syracuse Orange man."
333
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,326
(LAUGHING)
334
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,337
I've spent my life savings
335
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,205
just to getin this tournament.
336
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,975
I gotta give my girlfriendhalf the winnings
337
00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,195
or she's gonna leave me.
338
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,414
I took three buses and a trainjust to pick up those jerseys.
339
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,984
Those Jordans, man! You knowhow much that cost me?
340
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,186
Yo, by the way,thank you for the kicks.
341
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,287
They are mad expensive.
342
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,022
There was no wayI was gonna buy 'em.
343
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,357
All right, boys, let's roll.(BLOWS WHISTLE)
344
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,525
DAX: Come back here!
345
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,527
Dantay! Other Dantay!
346
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,529
-Casper, take off those shoes.-I'mma hold these.
347
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,863
DAX: You hear me, Casper?
348
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:22,200
Take off those shoes!
349
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And comin' in at number one
350
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on SportsCenter's "Not Top Ten" list...
351
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With the Rucker 50 right around the corner,
352
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we have a meltdown from New York City.
353
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,046
I'm told the man you see here is a coach named Dax Winslow.
354
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,181
And, Dax, the good news is
355
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you're on SportsCenter. The bad news is...
356
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JESS: Dax!
357
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,218
What's up, girl?What'd I do wrong now?
358
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VAN PELT: (ON TV) I have so many questions.
359
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,054
You're rolling around on the ground,
360
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,856
trying to take somebody's sneakers
361
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,842
off their sweaty feet?
362
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:48,827
Is this your team? Are these even your players?
363
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,295
Come on, man!
364
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Dax, this is Rucker, man. Have some respect.
365
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,333
Damn you, Scott Van Pelt!
366
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Give me the shoe, Casper! Right now!
367
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:57,914
VAN PELT: ...flopping around on the ground like fish.
368
00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:59,204
Everything gonna beall right, okay?
369
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,338
I'mma figure something out.
370
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,006
I can't do this anymore.
371
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,209
Excuse me?
372
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,610
Do you thinkthat I'm countin' on you?
373
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,547
'Cause I'm not.No, I was counting on Casper.
374
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,217
And you lost him.You can't even do that right.
375
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,520
Go in there,pack your stuff up, and leave.
376
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,288
You can't just kick meout our house.
377
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,990
This is my apartment.
378
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,026
Do you even rememberthe last time you paid rent?
379
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,129
Okay, every Taco Tuesday,who buy the $2 tacos?
380
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,932
Don't nobody careabout no damn tacos!
381
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,200
Okay, I paid the water bill
382
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,002
-that one time.-Get out my house!
383
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,039
Jess, I ain't got nowhereto go. You know?
384
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,009
I didn't have no family.And then I met you.
385
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,880
And you took me in.And you changed my life.
386
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:46,951
Baby, we in this together.You're my everything.
387
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:51,589
Please, just let me stay hereand figure things out.
388
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,491
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
389
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,201
Hey! Don't leavewith my bag, fool.
390
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,469
Where I'm supposedto put my stuff?
391
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,070
Leave with what you came with!
392
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,339
Fine, I'll give you backyour stupid, fake bag.
393
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,009
It's not stupid, you stupid.
394
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,111
My bag is smarter than you!
395
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,454
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
396
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,590
Give my shoes back! (LAUGHS)
397
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,958
(LAUGHS)
398
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,325
VAN PELT: (ON TV) This is Rucker, man.
399
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:29,692
You're supposed to have some respect.
400
00:15:29,693 --> 00:15:31,059
You're rolling around on the ground...
401
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,297
trying to take somebody's sneakers
402
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,965
off their sweaty feet?
403
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,632
I know y'all think this is allfun and games and stuff.
404
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,002
But I used everything I goton this tournament.
405
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,637
Did you get a receipt? Huh?
406
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,973
No, man,the money's non-refundable.
407
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,275
That's cold.
408
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,576
This a perfect opportunityfor Dax to meet Uncle Drew!
409
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,297
(ALL GROAN)
410
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:52,016
Don't start that in here withthe old and the Uncle Drews.
411
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,952
You're trying to throwa toothpick in a lumberyard.
412
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,421
The man is the greatestblacktop player
413
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,189
I ever seen in my life.
414
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,058
He's real.I've seen that boy put up
415
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,326
40 pointsagainst The Destroyers.
416
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,227
Using just his left handand his chin.
417
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,029
His other hand,he had a ham sandwich
418
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,230
with extra cheese on it.
419
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,166
And mayo. He likes mayonnaise.
420
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,384
Okay, come on, man,
421
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,601
that's just liketalking about Bigfoot.
422
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,237
Bigfoot. You can't compareBigfoot to Uncle Drew.
423
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,739
Son of a bitchused to date my sister.
424
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,474
He used to date my sisterand my mother.
425
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,542
He actually hit
426
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,344
-my eighth grade teacher.-Ooh!
427
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,013
Ain't none of my business whatthat man does in his bedtime.
428
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,049
I know he had a foot fetish.
429
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,084
All right. The '60s wasa wild time. Okay? So what?
430
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,385
(EXCLAIMS)
431
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,519
Remember them Buicks?
432
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,837
Everybody had themdamn Buicks.
433
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:31,154
You'd ride around,had them big old back seat.
434
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,457
You can't move your hips.
435
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,092
But you can stillmove your lips.
436
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,811
Hey, I ain't gonnago no further.
437
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:39,529
All you need is some Viagra,and some dress socks.
438
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,132
ANGELO: Ain't have no damnViagra back then!
439
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,701
You had to get two ice-creamsticks and a rubber band
440
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,104
to make the stuffstand up like that.
441
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,739
I don't have time for this,man. I gotta go.
442
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,173
Hey, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Dax,
443
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,142
hold on. Now, look.
444
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,678
You need to go hollerat Uncle Drew. Okay?
445
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,180
He's a Zen masterof basketball.
446
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,615
But you gotta believe.
447
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,584
Hey, look. Maybe he was good.
448
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,320
But you think this old mancan still ball? Come on, bruh.
449
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,756
I'm good, man. I gotta findsome players, man.
450
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,692
You'll be sorry, Dax.Don't do that to yourself.
451
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,328
Get with Drew! Get with Drew!
452
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,397
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
453
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,533
(INAUDIBLE)
454
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,177
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
455
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,832
Welcome to the jungle, baby.
456
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,667
Get out of here. Go corner,corner, corner! Corner!
457
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,769
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
458
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,337
Over here, over here,hold on, son!
459
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,022
OLD MAN:See, that right there,
460
00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:56,706
that's the problemwith your generation.
461
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,444
Million dollar moveand a five cent finish.
462
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,678
J: You haven't madea shot yet.
463
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,613
Come on!
464
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,450
-I was open.-I had to shoot it, man,
465
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,252
I've taken out trash thatdon't stink as bad as that.
466
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,554
(CHUCKLES)
467
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,123
Dr. Naismith would berolling in his grave
468
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,491
if he knew what these bumsis up to out here.
469
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,461
You talk a lot of smackfor a geriatric.
470
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,229
It's a shame you can'tback any of it up.
471
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,765
(SIGHS) And who's to sayI can't?
472
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,266
(DAX CHUCKLES)
473
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,235
All right, then,what's the bet?
474
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,438
If you win...
475
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,307
I'll leave the parkand I'll never come back.
476
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,675
J: Good.BALLER: Real good.
477
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,677
But if I win,you and your crew
478
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,812
start playing the game the wayit's meant to be played.
479
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,681
Oh, how's that?On a peach basket?
480
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,449
(PLAYERS LAUGHING)
481
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,153
It's like a perfectlyorchestrated symphony.
482
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,588
-J: What?-(GROANS)
483
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,725
Not any instrument ismore important than another.
484
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,893
And what's in it for you?
485
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,762
Love, youngblood. Only love.
486
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,864
What is this dudetalking about?
487
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,366
What the helldoes that even mean?
488
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,867
-(PLAYERS LAUGHING)-What are you talking about?
489
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,368
Hold my nuts.
490
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,437
-(CROWD LAUGHING)-J: Hold your nuts?
491
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,905
BALLER: Hey, J! Look atthis dude out here.
492
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,724
Everybody off the court.
493
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,542
Get off the court, man. Getyour big behind off the court.
494
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,745
Hey, man.Give him the business.
495
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,180
(GROANS)
496
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,381
Ball up.
497
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,217
Hey, young fella,you better watch that.
498
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,455
Aren't you gonnaget in your stance?
499
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,157
I am in my stance.
500
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,793
(ALL CHEERING)
501
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,762
J: Don't worry, grandpa.
502
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,730
Gonna have you homein plenty of time for NCIS.
503
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,432
OLD MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
504
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,602
Hey. For the showI know though,
505
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,805
even a bum ain't as brokeas your jump shot.
506
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,307
-Give it to him, J.-Prove it.
507
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,542
You wanna see it rain?
508
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,410
Let it rain.
509
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,678
J: Raindrops. 2-0.
510
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,346
(PLAYERS LAUGHING)
511
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,581
Next basket wins it.
512
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,483
It's getting to be aboutthat time, ain't it?
513
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,253
(GROANS)
514
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,590
Yeah, give it to him.
515
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,225
This game is over.
516
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,361
-(BOTH GRUNT)-(CROWD GASPS)
517
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,370
It's time for you to changeyour PIN number.
518
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,638
'Cause you just got robbed.
519
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,062
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
520
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:15,713
-OLD MAN: Come on back.-J, come on, son!
521
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,914
OLD MAN: You want meto tell you your first mistake
522
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,382
or your second?
523
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,650
What's the matter,you forgot the score?
524
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,420
One. You got too cocky.
525
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,821
There's a fine line between
526
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,723
confidence and arrogance,youngblood.
527
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,761
Come on back. Come on back.
528
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,431
And then, two, you'regiving up your lead hip.
529
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,765
You might as wellunlock the door
530
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,002
and have your wife show mewhere the china is.
531
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,837
I wouldn't do that eitherif I was you.
532
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,541
BALLER: Come on, J! No, no!
533
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,310
-(CROWD GROANS)-(CHUCKLES)
534
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,895
He cookin' your boy.
535
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,479
Man, you need to go back thereand play with them kids, man.
536
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,748
I get buckets.
537
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,016
Shut up, old man.
538
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,517
Go on, youngblood.
539
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,686
Check ball.
540
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,723
This game is all mental.All mental.
541
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,327
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
542
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,863
Hand down, man down.
543
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,598
-Anybody got a GPS?-BALLER: Come on, J!
544
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,834
You know, gonna need a wholenew zip code on that one.
545
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,869
(LAUGHS)
546
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,337
Game point, youngblood.
547
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,405
Whatever.
548
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,873
You ready?
549
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,309
Yo, I'll give you that.
550
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,378
BALLER: Nah.Nah, don't give him that.
551
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,879
You still don't believe,do you?
552
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,047
BALLER: Get your hand up!
553
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,615
No, don't give it to him.Don't...
554
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,850
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
555
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,785
MAN 1: Don't do him like that,Uncle Drew!
556
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:29,887
Youngblood.
557
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,390
Good game.
558
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,860
MAN 2: Who is that dude?
559
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,562
Hey! Hey! Hey!
560
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:39,864
(CHUCKLES) Oh...
561
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,465
Oh, my God, man.
562
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,301
That was a pretty amazingshow you put on back there.
563
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,635
It was one ofthe greatest things
564
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,037
I've ever seen, honestly.
565
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:47,672
How're you doing?M-my name is Dax.
566
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,040
I'm not interested.
567
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,407
I haven't even told youwhat I'm trying to do.
568
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,860
Okay, okay.
569
00:21:51,861 --> 00:21:53,311
You can't believesomeone that looks like me
570
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,779
can play like Jordan,Magic, or Bird.
571
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,347
You wantto take advantage of that.
572
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,914
See if you can cash insomehow. I know your MO.
573
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,350
What? No, no.You got me all wrong, man.
574
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,418
Look, I just wantto talk to you
575
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,519
about the Rucker, you know?
576
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,721
The Rucker?
577
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,823
You don't know nothing aboutno real Rucker, youngblood.
578
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,961
Exactly. You right.I don't know anything
579
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,930
about the Rucker.A lot of us don't.
580
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,366
But someone like youcould help us, man.
581
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,600
We could combinethe old school
582
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,102
with the new school, right?
583
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,603
Like a old school,new school remix.
584
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,739
Where you can educateall the youngbloods
585
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,407
who are lostin their way, right?
586
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:24,775
And show 'em whatthey're really doing wrong.
587
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,594
You can do that.
588
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,412
Is a lot of lost youngbloodsout there, huh?
589
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:31,415
It is so many lost youngbloodsout here, it is ridiculous.
590
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,683
If I could help them, I would,
591
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,085
but I don't know,because I'm lost, too.
592
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,387
Okay? And that's whywe need you.
593
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,888
Look, look, look.Perfect example.
594
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,424
This is, this is who you are.
595
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,959
You a lonely lighthousein a sea of fog.
596
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,030
I actually kind of like that.
597
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,431
-I like that.-That's good, ain't it?
598
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,733
Yeah, yeah, that's good,that's good.
599
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:49,800
That's what I'm telling you.
600
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,902
You are comingto the rescue, man.
601
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:54,003
You get a chance to teach thisin front of a bigger audience.
602
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:57,007
At the Rucker.(WHISPERS) The Rucker.
603
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,043
Rucker.
604
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,714
The Rucker would be nice.
605
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,817
I'll tell you what.I'll do it on one condition.
606
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,452
Yes!
607
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,424
Anything you want. I don'tcare what it is. I got you.
608
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,859
It's gotta be my team.
609
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,460
My boys.
610
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,696
Okay. Anything but that.
611
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,398
No. Because it's my team.
612
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,899
Yeah, I guess we done here.
613
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,734
Dax whatever... (MUTTERS)
614
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,770
Okay, okay, okay.
615
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:29,640
I'm in, okay? My team.Your roster.
616
00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,643
It's my team, my roster.
617
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,146
Look, where you goin'?
618
00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,615
It's a long driveto Chocolate City.
619
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,984
Wait, Chocolate City?What's in D.C.?
620
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,954
Preacher. He's the best powerforward I ever played with.
621
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,956
I mean, you don't knowno local power forward?
622
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,792
Somebody that stayin the neighborhood?
623
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,796
Here she is. Yeah.
624
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,031
You know,so if Billy Dee Willams
625
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,766
and Diana Rosshad a love child,
626
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,500
it would've definitelybeen inside this van.
627
00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,220
Go on and look way back there.
628
00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:00,938
Go ahead. Take a look.Take a look way back there.
629
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,441
That right thereis the boom boom room.
630
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:06,177
Boom boom roomcome with one rule.
631
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,479
No shoesin the boom boom room.
632
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,614
So, I could wear shoes
633
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,750
throughout the restof the part of this van,
634
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:15,152
but if I goa couple feet back,
635
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,821
I gotta take my shoes off?
636
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,722
Why do I gotta takemy shoes off back there?
637
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:21,091
And I can leave my shoes on,like right here?
638
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,660
It's the same space.
639
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,894
Well, it's the living room,
640
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,896
and then it goesto the boom boom room.
641
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,965
See, that don't even makesense because it's a van.
642
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,500
Everything is rightnext to each other.
643
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,668
Let's go overthe rest of the rules.
644
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,869
No, but I'm sayingthat don't...
645
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,073
Hey, don't beslamming my door.
646
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,042
-Oh, I'm sorry about that.-(GRUNTS)
647
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,510
Hey, man,you just did the same...
648
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:40,811
Now, let's go over the rules.
649
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:44,148
One. I'm the pilot.Means I steer the ship.
650
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,685
Two. I'm the weatherman.I control the heat.
651
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:48,853
Did you just say heat?
652
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,238
I don't know if you know.
653
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,622
It's the middle of summer,so maybe you should...
654
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,858
Three. Don't be questioningone and two.
655
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,759
Can't help it if I'm runninga little cold these days.
656
00:24:55,761 --> 00:24:59,129
Four, I'm the DJ, which meansI control the music.
657
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,732
-(ENGINE STARTS)-Whoo!
658
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,068
DAX: What's that?Is that a Game Boy?
659
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,904
-Electronic book?-Mmm-hmm.
660
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:09,073
-You gonna see.-(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
661
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:12,977
Oh, yeah! You hear that?You hear that?
662
00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,012
-That's a eight track?-You hear that?
663
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,115
(SINGING ALONG) Come on, come on take a ride
664
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:19,917
That ain't no jive
665
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,652
Can't we just goto Chocolate City?
666
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:23,821
Don't even have to drive
667
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:24,955
Can you at least turn downthe heat?
668
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,123
Slippity-slide
669
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,225
My glasses are sweating.
670
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:29,627
Just sail on
671
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,262
That's what I doJust sail on, that's what I do
672
00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,997
How you dancing like thatin a jogging suit?
673
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,164
Are you not hot?
674
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,866
(HUMMING)
675
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,535
I'm really creeped out.
676
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:39,036
Gotta get the boys.
677
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,038
I gotta turn up the heata little bit though. Yeah.
678
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,840
DAX: Please don'tturn the heat up!
679
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,909
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
680
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,720
DAX: We've been listeningto this song
681
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,622
since this morning.It is nighttime!
682
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,892
-(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)-Oh, yeah.
683
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,295
-Mmm.-Ooh! (LAUGHS)
684
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:05,730
What you knowabout this, Drew?
685
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,164
I thought this was gonna bea boring road trip.
686
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,933
You got the classics playing,man!
687
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,901
What you know aboutthe classics, youngblood?
688
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,269
I know a lot, man.
689
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:13,636
How did you get Biggie Smallson a eight track?
690
00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:16,840
That's crazy, man!Junior M.A.F.I.A.!
691
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:19,543
Junior what?
692
00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:22,245
You know what I said.You know who they are.
693
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,948
(RAPPING) To all my ladies in the place
694
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,016
With style and grace, allow me to...
695
00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:27,985
-Okay. Okay.-(TURNS OFF)
696
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,286
New rule, youngblood.
697
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,121
None of thisrappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
698
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,189
You understand?
699
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,691
What you meanrappity-hippity-hop?
700
00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:35,192
That's not what it's called.It's called hip-hop.
701
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,161
My car, my version.
702
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,229
Talking about styling.What is that?
703
00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,898
First of all, I can tellyou don't have style.
704
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,366
'Cause you alwaysgot on jogging suits.
705
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,702
Talkin' from the hustlerwith the fake chains.
706
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:45,953
These are real.I got these for my birthday,
707
00:26:45,954 --> 00:26:47,203
-so go about your business.-Yeah, right. Those cost...
708
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:48,772
-Three checks!-Those cost
709
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,641
-fifty cent a piece.-Three checks!
710
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,109
My teeth cost more than that.
711
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,878
This is real music.Now listen to the words.
712
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,380
MAN: (SINGING) At least as far as I can see
713
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:59,550
UNCLE DREW: Oh, yeah.
714
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,719
(SINGING ALONG) Can see, I want to keep you here
715
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,505
Laying next to me
716
00:27:04,506 --> 00:27:06,289
That's what I tell my girlsin the boom boom room.
717
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:10,628
Love between the sheets
718
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,129
Ooh, this is my favorite part.Go ahead.
719
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,865
-My baby, ooh-Okay. I'm sorry.
720
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,935
-Baby, baby, my love-I'm sorry.
721
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,370
Stop sing...You're ruining it!
722
00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,255
First off. Watch your tone.
723
00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:23,139
Look, here we go. Just listento it. Give it a try.
724
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,742
(BIG POPPA PLAYINGON CELL PHONE)
725
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,410
Come on.
726
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,078
You see how quick I did that?I just pushed play.
727
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,681
I ain't have to take outan Atari cartridge
728
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,150
-and stuff it in the radio.-Okay, okay. Pause, pause.
729
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,752
-How do you pause it?-(MUSIC STOPS)
730
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,087
Okay, youngblood.
731
00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,690
There ain't gonna benone of that nonsense
732
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,225
here in my car right now.
733
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,560
You gonna call this nonsense.
734
00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:43,894
This is one of the greatestMCs of all time.
735
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,129
Yeah, what aboutthe Isley Brothers?
736
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,430
I don't know too muchof their history,
737
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,432
-but I'll Google it later.-What is Google?
738
00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:53,170
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
739
00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,014
DAX: Hey, man,is this a church?
740
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,349
UNCLE DREW:Heck else it's gonna be?
741
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,351
Did we road tripall the way out here
742
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,952
to pick up an actual preacher?
743
00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,287
You got a problem with that?
744
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:11,789
No, I don't have a problemwith it, man.
745
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,958
But I thought it was,like, a nickname,
746
00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,126
like "Hot Sauce" or"Crazy Legs" or "The Glove."
747
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,896
(CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING)
748
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,699
PREACHER: Amen. Amen, Amen.
749
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:25,302
We're gathered heretoday to bear witness
750
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,304
(SING-SONGY)to the anointing... Ha!
751
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,307
The christening... Ha!
752
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,976
The blessing... Ha!
753
00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:35,245
Of this young rookie soul.
754
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:40,951
And it is with the purityof heart we pray
755
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,253
that he will one day grow
756
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,022
to drive the paint...
757
00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,256
Why is he holding himlike that?
758
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:49,159
...crash the boardsof moral righteousness.
759
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:51,962
No, no, please, no.
760
00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:53,497
My man Kevin Durant started
761
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,232
a new beginningin Golden State.
762
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,767
You preach, Preacher.
763
00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:58,068
He's gonna dunk a baby.
764
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,204
(SINGING) One for the money
765
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,940
Two for the show
766
00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:05,476
Three to get ready
767
00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,144
(PREACHER VOCALIZING)
768
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:08,762
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!
769
00:29:08,763 --> 00:29:10,379
Hey! Man! What are you doingwith that baby, man?
770
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,382
You can't baptize a baby.You cannot do that.
771
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,751
-You cannot...-Hey, Dax.
772
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,119
-Dax, sit down.-Drew, let me go. I got this!
773
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:16,920
That is a baby, okay?
774
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,089
You christen a baby, right?You hold the baby, right?
775
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,524
Maybe splash a little wateron his face.
776
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,059
He gonna cry a little bitbut no big deal.
777
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:25,162
You don't dunk a babyin a baptismal pool.
778
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,431
What type of parentsare y'all to let this
779
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,767
really large manpick your baby up?
780
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:30,934
He did it like this.
781
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,836
He put your babybehind his back.
782
00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,038
You gonna let this manSteph Curry your baby?
783
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,240
That's insane!
784
00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,374
Uh, maybe the midget's right.
785
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,276
Yeah. Can we haveour baby back?
786
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,512
Is there somethingI can help you with, son?
787
00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:43,847
Dax. Give it a break.
788
00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:45,449
-No!-Sit down!
789
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,050
I'm not sitting down, Drew!I'm taking a stand.
790
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:48,318
-All right.-Thank you.
791
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,486
All right, I warned you.
792
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,171
Where you from, son?
793
00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:52,855
I'll tell you where I'm from.I'm from New York City, okay?
794
00:29:52,858 --> 00:29:54,525
Look here, Tiny Tim.
795
00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:57,194
Took me almost an hourto fill up that pool.
796
00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:59,463
Somebody's getting baptized,you understand?
797
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,065
Dunk this potbelly Teletubby!
798
00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:03,967
You can't talk to melike that.
799
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,235
Y'all wanna baptize him?
800
00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:06,537
-ALL: Yeah!-What?
801
00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:08,272
Bring him on up.
802
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,240
Dunk him like a fat donut.
803
00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,009
-Dunk him, Preacher.-What are you doing, man?
804
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:14,178
-That my boy, Drew.-Mmm-hmm.
805
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,547
Drew, you gotta make himtake one for the team.
806
00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:17,848
For the team!
807
00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,149
No, no, no.
808
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,051
Gonna have to take onefor the team. Oh, yeah.
809
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,986
What you mean,"Take one for the team"?
810
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,823
(PREACHER VOCALIZING)
811
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,391
Drew,
812
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,928
just like back in the daywhen we used to hoop,
813
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:33,197
you could still throwthe alley-oop.
814
00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:36,233
Thank you for throwing methis lost soul.
815
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,601
-(CONGREGATION SHOUTING)-(YELLING)
816
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:40,971
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)-(ALL CHEERING)
817
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,978
(CONTINUES YELLING)
818
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:57,921
(BALL BOUNCING)
819
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,095
One last run at the Rucker?
820
00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,130
Hmm.
821
00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:08,899
50th anniversary.
822
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:12,302
You know this is more thana 50th anniversary.
823
00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:16,139
This here,divine intervention.
824
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,407
I wouldn't call it all that.
825
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:18,976
I'm gonna have to run itby Betty Lou though.
826
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,410
Run what by Betty Lou?
827
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:21,979
Drew's putting the squad
828
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,280
-back together.-Yep.
829
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,382
You forget what happenedto you, Preacher,
830
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,084
when you getbetween them lines?
831
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,519
No, no, no.I just ain't laced 'em up
832
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,054
in a while, that's all.
833
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,623
And there isa reason for that.
834
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,924
Quick question.
835
00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,959
What exactly is "a while"?
836
00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:37,527
I mean, is that likea few weeks or...
837
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,496
30.
838
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,464
-35 years. Still nice, though.-35 years.
839
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:45,068
Wait, 35 years? Come on, man,that's ridiculous.
840
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,638
Our little hobbit is right.It's ridiculous.
841
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,440
It's God's work thatmatters now. Not basketball.
842
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,342
Just because it's God's work,
843
00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,077
don't meanit's not still work.
844
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,946
His work is never done.
845
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,281
Now, I've hadabout enough of this.
846
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:02,953
Book of Psalms, chapter 62,verse one and two.
847
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:07,324
Fool, please. Book of Psalms,chapter 23, verse four.
848
00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:11,628
(SING-SONGY) Ephesians five,chapter 22, boom!
849
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:15,599
Book of Betty Lou, chapterone, verse "I said so."
850
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,470
You heard the woman.I can't go.
851
00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,706
One, it wasn'tno black hobbits, right?
852
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,541
And, two, that is onemean churchwoman.
853
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,343
She ain't supposed to becalling me ugly like that.
854
00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:27,511
Okay, and I'm handsome.
855
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,212
I'm the short versionof Idris Elba.
856
00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:30,514
The ladies say itall the time, man.
857
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:31,648
And is he even coming?
858
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,984
-He's coming.-How do you know?
859
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:36,553
Basketball is in his blood.Same as it is in mine.
860
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,121
Both of y'all old as hell,okay?
861
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,523
And I at leastsaw you play first.
862
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,258
I need to see himshoot at least.
863
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,992
Youngblood, you can'tteach seven feet.
864
00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:44,428
What you meanyou can't teach seven feet?
865
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,129
-What are you talking...-Hallelujah!
866
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,165
Man can only takeso much nagging
867
00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,067
before he done had enough.
868
00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,185
I told ya.
869
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:52,302
He could have got in herewithout yelling
870
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,404
"Hallelujah" in my ear, right?
871
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,373
Preacher, you're supposedto take your shoes off
872
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,925
in the boom boom room.
873
00:32:57,926 --> 00:32:59,476
You're gonna tell me the rulesof the boom boom room?
874
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:02,112
I'm just trying to make surewe're clear, that's all.
875
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,513
-(TIRES SCREECHING)-Oh, Lord.
876
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,549
Spoke too soon.
877
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,317
(MUSIC PLAYING)
878
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,354
DAX: Why are we slowing down?
879
00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:12,423
Light just turned red.
880
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,491
So? Run it, fool! You know howworked up she can get.
881
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,360
UNCLE DREW: Oh, no, I ain'ttrying to get no ticket now.
882
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,733
BETTY LOU: Preacher!
883
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,068
I know you in that van!
884
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:26,635
She got a baseball batin a church dress?
885
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,144
I am Betty to the Lou.
886
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,279
They don't even knowwho they messing with.
887
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,447
DAX: Don't you knowany players
888
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,682
that don't requirea road trip?
889
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,183
And what's the dealwith Betty Lou anyway?
890
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,318
It's just one weekend.
891
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,453
Is it me?Or is it nippy in here?
892
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,339
It ain't just you.
893
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,224
What is wrong with you two?I am melting over here.
894
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:50,027
Good. Looks like you couldstand to lose a few.
895
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,762
Is it just me,or is little man's head
896
00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:53,797
abnormally large for his body?
897
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,500
Hey, youngblood, how much doesyour neck hate your head?
898
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,502
-Big head, little neck.-Funny jokes.
899
00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,137
He was a baby bobblehead doll.
900
00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:02,156
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
901
00:34:02,157 --> 00:34:04,174
Actually, my headis the most normalest size
902
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,609
you could think of.I've measured my head.
903
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:08,145
Well, you sure gotsome little ass ears then.
904
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:11,415
Mama deserve a purple heart,passin' a melon that big.
905
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,052
Anybody else use a disco nap?
906
00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,554
See, now that isa good idea, Preacher.
907
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,589
My eyelids been heavy all day.
908
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,096
(BOTH SNORING)
909
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,799
DAX: Seriously?
910
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,636
These two are unbelievable.
911
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,371
You good?
912
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,839
PREACHER: All set.
913
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:37,741
Still a little nippyin here though.
914
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,509
That's strike two, youngblood.
915
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,578
The next one, you gonna beriding on the roof.
916
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,447
Not with that big ass head,he can't.
917
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,449
Too much wind resistance.
918
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,618
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
919
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,468
(BALL BOUNCING)
920
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:11,875
Hey, Preacher,can I ask you a question?
921
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,244
Can I say no?
922
00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:15,779
What happened to y'allback in the day, man?
923
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,380
Why did all y'all disappear?
924
00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:18,682
Gotta ask him that.
925
00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:21,818
So, Drew,what happened in 1968?
926
00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,621
Nothing a few Ws can't fix.
927
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,723
You really thinkbasketball could fix
928
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,592
what happened with youand Big Fella?
929
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:29,860
Why not?
930
00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:33,663
Play the game the right way,it fixes everything.
931
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,566
You say so.
932
00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,904
Come on, man. Okay, could youget a jug or something?
933
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,910
You really love basketball,don't you?
934
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,847
What's there not to love?
935
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,483
Basketball's the mostreliable thing in the world.
936
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:58,188
Don't complain,don't ask any questions.
937
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,757
You bounce it,comes right back up.
938
00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:04,427
What about you, youngblood?You ever play?
939
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,631
Nah, not really.
940
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,366
Why not?
941
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,334
'Cause I don't.
942
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:12,903
What's that supposed to mean?
943
00:36:12,905 --> 00:36:15,338
It means what I said, okay?I just coach, all right?
944
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,607
-I don't believe you.-I don't play, okay?
945
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,444
All right. Well, you're up.
946
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:22,846
Wait a minute,I thought you was the pilot.
947
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,447
I need youto co-pilot for a spell.
948
00:36:24,449 --> 00:36:26,183
Address is on the dash.
949
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:29,553
Don't mess up my car.
950
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,588
PREACHER: Aw, snap!
951
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,723
Prostate ain'twhat it used to be.
952
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,592
DAX: How many times you gonnause the bathroom?
953
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:39,930
Jesus, man. Need like abuilt-in toilet in his shorts.
954
00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,732
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Now, pleaseenjoy the latest in sports.
955
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:43,934
NEWS ANCHOR: Let's go to Rucker Park
956
00:36:43,936 --> 00:36:45,803
where our man, Scoop Jackson
957
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,671
is interviewing seven-timewinner, Mookie Bass.
958
00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,372
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
959
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,974
Scoop Jackson at the Rucker 50, Harlem, USA.
960
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,609
Here with my man, Mookie Bass.
961
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,077
-Damn, Mookie. -So, why do you keep
962
00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:55,544
doing this, man? You have a history of just winnin'
963
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:56,713
and winnin' and winnin' this.
964
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,326
When is it ever gonna stop?
965
00:36:58,327 --> 00:36:59,938
Hey, that's a great question, Scoop. It's like,
966
00:36:59,939 --> 00:37:01,550
"What keeps you motivated?" You know what I mean?
967
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,286
And for me, it's a rivalry.
968
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,822
Its power is derived from rivalry, you know?
969
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,924
-Seriously?-What is your source of power?
970
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:11,328
When Thomas Jefferson sent car keys up in the sky,
971
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,762
and then it got hit by lightning,
972
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,364
and that started the first car.
973
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,166
This don't even make sense.
974
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,967
Now, I'm no scientist, so don't quote me on this.
975
00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:20,837
Although I do have a degree from Trump University.
976
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:24,507
But every power has a source for that power.
977
00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:26,376
So, what's your source, then?
978
00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,945
He know who he is and we'll just leave it at that.
979
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,448
Bam! (LAUGHS)
980
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,617
Shoutout to Pepsi. Shoutout to Oberto.
981
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,185
Shoutout to Aleve,
982
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,752
the number one painkiller in the game right now.
983
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:37,821
And there it is.
984
00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,723
I'mma just get out of here.
985
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,624
SCOOP: Rucker 50, Tournament of Champions,
986
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,525
all going down in three days, here in Harlem. Three days.
987
00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:44,761
I'm coming.
988
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:45,995
MOOKIE: Three days, you going down, Dix.
989
00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:54,371
DAX: Damn, there's a lot of trees.
990
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,972
Hey, man, you're not kidnapping me, are you?
991
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:57,741
I'm serious. I saw the movie Get Out.
992
00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,526
The only reason I'm still in this van
993
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,310
'cause you're a old black man.But if you was white...
994
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,382
Drew, could youtell your girlfriends
995
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,516
to get across the street?
996
00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,459
Something I can helpyou gentlemen with?
997
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,462
Looking for an old friend.
998
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,731
First name, Wilbur,last name, Wallace.
999
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,500
You mean, Lights?
1000
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,535
Check the D&Bacross the street.
1001
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,570
He likes to get his shots upbefore lunch.
1002
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:29,572
Yeah, that is Lights.(TAPS TABLE)
1003
00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:30,874
See, that's whatI am talking about.
1004
00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,409
Somebody actually practicing.
1005
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,778
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1006
00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:36,846
-Oh!-(LAUGHING)
1007
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,782
MAYA: Yeah, that's it.
1008
00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,650
-Swish!-Oh, that was all net.
1009
00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,320
(LAUGHS)
1010
00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,422
-Good job.-Boom, baby!
1011
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,725
MAYA: Buckets.
1012
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,860
Girl, you should've seen meback in the day.
1013
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,929
-(GAME BUZZES)-Whoo-hoo!
1014
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,381
Well, how'd I do?
1015
00:38:54,382 --> 00:38:55,832
It's the highest scoreof the year, Lights.
1016
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,033
LIGHTS: That meansyou buying drinks, right?
1017
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,401
That's exactlywhat that means.
1018
00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:00,337
Means she's too nice to tell
1019
00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,505
a old turkeylike yourself the truth.
1020
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,773
Wait a minute.
1021
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:05,842
Drew!
1022
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,777
-Lights.-Drew!
1023
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:08,912
What's going on, man?
1024
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,480
I'm right here,I'm right here.
1025
00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,581
What's going on?
1026
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,816
Okay, now.
1027
00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:14,601
How's the release?
1028
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,385
Oh, come on, Drew.Just get me to my spot.
1029
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,121
Once a shooter,always a shooter.
1030
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:20,390
What do you mean, "Once ashooter, always a shooter"?
1031
00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:21,758
This dude shotnothin' but bricks.
1032
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,862
Damn, Preach. I didn't evennotice you over here.
1033
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,464
Who else did youroll in here with?
1034
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:29,182
He's right there.
1035
00:39:29,183 --> 00:39:30,899
Hey, man. Brother! Okay,this is my personal space.
1036
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,035
Sorry.
1037
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,587
DAX: Now, I gota question, because
1038
00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:35,138
I've been seeinga lot since I've been here.
1039
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,473
Are you blind?
1040
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,141
Legally or actually?
1041
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,610
That don't even make any...You know something?
1042
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,612
I'mma... I'mma chill out.
1043
00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:44,414
Drew, can I talk to youfor five seconds?
1044
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,149
Yeah, yeah. You chill out.
1045
00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:48,051
Trying to find my boy, Boots.
1046
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,987
Oh, I'm Maya.Boots is my grandfather.
1047
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:54,023
Oh. Boots.Great to meet you, Maya.
1048
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:55,625
Where's the little shrimp,anyway?
1049
00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:58,995
Not good, Drew. Not good.
1050
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,532
MAYA: Grandpa.
1051
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,736
Grandpa, you have some friendshere to see you.
1052
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:10,840
Right over there.You want to say hi?
1053
00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:21,184
(BALL BOUNCING)
1054
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,555
Heads up, little man.
1055
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:27,690
-Yeah. O.G.-(GASPS)
1056
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,826
PREACHER: He still got it.UNCLE DREW: Yeah.
1057
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:31,861
There he is.
1058
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:34,597
How you doing, Boots? Ah, man.
1059
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,935
PREACHER: Band backtogether, huh?
1060
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,605
UNCLE DREW:Nah, I love you, too, bro.
1061
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:45,041
-It's good to see you now.-(GRUNTS)
1062
00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:47,744
Hey, little lady,everything okay?
1063
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:50,013
It's just been yearssince he smiled like that,
1064
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:51,915
and even longersince he tried to stand.
1065
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:55,118
Excuse me. You said this manhasn't walked in years?
1066
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,586
Yeah. A lot of years.
1067
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,954
Look here, Drew.I ain't trying to break up
1068
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,556
your bromance, brother,but, come on.
1069
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:00,957
It's no timefor that, youngblood.
1070
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,659
Gotta get Boots here packedand ready to go.
1071
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,628
I'm sorry. Packed for whatand ready to go where?
1072
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,830
You didn't thinkthat we was gonna
1073
00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,097
leave here without him,did you?
1074
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:09,866
Okay, look, Drew, right?
1075
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,501
-Uncle Drew.-MAYA: Uncle Drew.
1076
00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:13,503
Can I just talk to you fora second over here, please?
1077
00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:15,939
Okay, here's the deal.I am all for him
1078
00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,173
getting a breakfrom this place
1079
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,975
'cause, quite frankly,I could use one, too.
1080
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:23,012
But his doctors have him ona full psychiatric lockdown.
1081
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,881
So, that means no trips.
1082
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,216
Just meanswe gotta break him out.
1083
00:41:26,218 --> 00:41:27,717
No, that's illegal.
1084
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,086
Break out?Do you even hear yourself?
1085
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,554
You are insane!
1086
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,089
You're the coach, ain't you?Figure it out.
1087
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,759
Now, look, everybody.Just like on the court,
1088
00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:39,062
-it's all about timing.-Okay.
1089
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,547
And I got the plan.Here we go.
1090
00:41:40,548 --> 00:41:42,031
Lights, I need you to go in,and I need you
1091
00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:44,000
to distract these nurseshere and here.
1092
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,802
Once that happens, Preacher,
1093
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,971
I need you to go inand penetrate. Right?
1094
00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,906
All the way to the psych wardand set a back pick...
1095
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,541
-What is a back pick?-...on the security guard.
1096
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,976
But make sure you do that,a good pick.
1097
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,511
A good forwarddoes a good pick,
1098
00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,329
and that's whatI need you to do.
1099
00:41:56,330 --> 00:41:58,146
Once that happens, Drew,you're my all-star, brother.
1100
00:41:58,149 --> 00:41:59,682
I need you to sneak in there,
1101
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,885
right, and get Bootsundiscreetly...
1102
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,019
-Undiscreetly?-...take him to
1103
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,152
the freight elevatorall the way to the roof.
1104
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,588
You know he's in a wheelchair?
1105
00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:07,022
Once you get to the roof,guess who's there? Me.
1106
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,091
Your boy. I'mma have a rope...
1107
00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:09,158
Rope?
1108
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,443
What do we do with that rope?
1109
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:11,727
We tie the rope securelyon the wheelchair.
1110
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,829
We will lower him down
1111
00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,797
-nice and slow...-Whoa, lower?
1112
00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:15,932
-Until...-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1113
00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:18,601
Who is it?
1114
00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:20,570
You know, I don'tmind you being here,
1115
00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,005
but I had to drawall this up
1116
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:24,107
for you just to roll downhere on your own?
1117
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,642
Look, just get in the van.
1118
00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,845
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1119
00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:32,949
Pure magic.
1120
00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,621
Think I don't knowwhat you're up to, little man?
1121
00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:39,822
You think you're slick,don't you?
1122
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,292
This ain't nothingbut a full-court press.
1123
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:45,895
I'll just take your rook,boom!
1124
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:54,070
Hold up. Wait a minute.Wait a minute.
1125
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,338
-Run that back, man.-(LAUGHS)
1126
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,873
Run that back.Double or nothing this time.
1127
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,841
Double or nothing this time.
1128
00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:00,677
DAX: So, you sureyou really wanna do this?
1129
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,712
You know, this vanis full of old people,
1130
00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:04,614
and it's already smellinglike pee and Poligrip.
1131
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:09,185
That is true. But I wanna seemy grandpa happy, you know?
1132
00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:10,954
Why do they callyour grandpa Boots?
1133
00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:12,339
Well,it's an interesting story.
1134
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,723
He wore the sameworn out pair of kicks
1135
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,058
every time he stepped footon the court.
1136
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,960
He refused to playin anything else.
1137
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:19,929
He would tell people thatthey were his work boots.
1138
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,365
You know,I think it's really sweet
1139
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:24,000
what you're doing for them.
1140
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,802
We all need somethingto look forward to,
1141
00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:28,071
even if it isjust a pipe dream.
1142
00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:31,174
What do you mean, pipe dream?Uncle Drew is the real deal.
1143
00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:33,776
Yeah, but you don't actuallythink they could win, do you?
1144
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:35,345
I mean, that's whatmakes it so sweet,
1145
00:43:35,347 --> 00:43:37,313
is thatyou're doing it anyway.
1146
00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:38,948
You're basically just setting
1147
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,684
$5,000 on fireto see them happy.
1148
00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:46,756
If you ask me,that's pretty noble.
1149
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:50,860
Exactly who I am, you know?Dax the Noble. (CHUCKLES)
1150
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:57,000
We got a blind guy, a guy who can't even walk,
1151
00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:59,669
and a preacher who still keep a perm in his head.
1152
00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:01,187
What's wrongwith this next guy?
1153
00:44:01,188 --> 00:44:02,704
PREACHER: You wanna tell himor should we?
1154
00:44:02,707 --> 00:44:03,923
DAX: Tell me what?
1155
00:44:03,924 --> 00:44:05,140
UNCLE DREW:Don't even worry about it.
1156
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,810
Oh. Sure you don't want usto go with you?
1157
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:10,880
Some songs are best sung solo.
1158
00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,950
Dibs on the vanif he actually kills you.
1159
00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:16,352
(BIG FELLA GRUNTING)
1160
00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:19,756
-(KIDS GRUNT)-(SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE)
1161
00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,124
Hold stance.
1162
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,728
(GRUNTING)
1163
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,331
-(KIDS GRUNT)-(SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE)
1164
00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,268
(IN ENGLISH) Remember,my young grasshoppers,
1165
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,137
without the proper focus,
1166
00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:36,005
you will never truly masteryour mind and body.
1167
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,373
KIDS: Yes, Sifu.
1168
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,708
(BELL JINGLES)
1169
00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:41,844
BIG FELLA: It is alsoimportant to remember,
1170
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:45,181
without a good defense,your offense means nothing.
1171
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,283
KIDS: Yes, Sifu.
1172
00:44:47,285 --> 00:44:50,453
Now, go in peace.Get out of here.
1173
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,956
(KIDS CHATTERING)
1174
00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:00,163
PREACHER: Look like a sceneout of Game of Death.
1175
00:45:00,165 --> 00:45:02,465
All these years, and you stillain't figured out
1176
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:05,368
that the best defenseis good offense, huh?
1177
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:06,436
It's good to see you,Big Fella.
1178
00:45:06,438 --> 00:45:07,821
(GROANS)
1179
00:45:07,822 --> 00:45:09,205
-Oh, my God, they're fighting.-What happened?
1180
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,273
-Okay.-MAYA: Go get him.
1181
00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,708
Drew got knocked out, man.
1182
00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,811
I got to bethe getaway driver.
1183
00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:16,879
I brought my driving gloves.
1184
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,081
That dude is a giant.
1185
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,383
Best drop stepin the business.
1186
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,387
Sup, Big Fella?
1187
00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:26,923
That sucker punch is the firstfree throw you ever made.
1188
00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:29,459
(GROANING)
1189
00:45:31,096 --> 00:45:32,495
Putting the teamback together.
1190
00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:35,465
I can't do thatunless you're on board.
1191
00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:37,900
How about we playone-on-one for it?
1192
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:41,404
Can't always play your wayout your problems.
1193
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,172
It's worked outpretty good so far.
1194
00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,807
-Has it though?-DAX: Okay, okay. Hey, hey.
1195
00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:45,908
Time out!
1196
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,777
Large karate man, excuse me.
1197
00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:50,179
You look likeWolverine's grandfather.
1198
00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,215
That's none of my business,that's your look.
1199
00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:55,251
Okay, I get it.Uncle Drew is annoying.
1200
00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:58,321
He's been getting on my nervesfor the last few days.
1201
00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:00,456
So, you don't have to do thisfor him, that's cool.
1202
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,258
But what about the restof these cats?
1203
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,360
One last time aroundthe block, Big Fella.
1204
00:46:04,362 --> 00:46:05,428
What about Lights?
1205
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,863
In the van with Boots.
1206
00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:07,930
Boots?
1207
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,999
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
1208
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,906
I'll sweeten the deal for you.
1209
00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:19,242
You can do whateveryou want to this man.
1210
00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:20,777
-Wait, what?-You can slap him,
1211
00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:23,279
you could karate chop him,you can nunchuck him.
1212
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,748
Knock him out again, kick him.
1213
00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:28,216
Okay, you can have a step showon his old ass body.
1214
00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,920
I don't care.But come play with us, man.
1215
00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,156
Come on, man.
1216
00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:42,565
I mean, what does that meanin kung fu? Is that a yes?
1217
00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:44,233
Yeah, he's coming.
1218
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:47,537
Yes. We got a gianton our team!
1219
00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:49,872
And I hopehe can play basketball.
1220
00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:51,440
Hey, man,what are you doing, man?
1221
00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:52,975
You ain't supposed to bebehind the wheel.
1222
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,343
I'm the getaway driver.
1223
00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:55,511
What you mean,you the getaway driver?
1224
00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:56,846
Dude, we ain't rob a bank.
1225
00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,381
I got this, young fella,I got this.
1226
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:00,027
Oh, come on now, Lights,
1227
00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:01,672
you know you're notsupposed to be driving.
1228
00:47:01,673 --> 00:47:03,317
Come on, man.Not even a block or two?
1229
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,254
No, no, you can't drive.
1230
00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:07,557
(BELL RINGING)
1231
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:09,091
Is that who I think it is?
1232
00:47:09,093 --> 00:47:11,527
(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
1233
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:13,896
-Where the hell she come from?-(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
1234
00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:16,032
-What's happening? What?-Betty Lou is happening.
1235
00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:17,200
-Come on.-Why are we scared?
1236
00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,568
-Who is Betty Lou?-That's my wife.
1237
00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:20,203
I wasn't supposedto leave the house.
1238
00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:22,138
Come on, Lights.You gotta get out the car now.
1239
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,173
-LIGHTS: Drew, it's stuck.-Wait, where is Big Fella?
1240
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,241
Come on, we gotta move.
1241
00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:26,559
Shut up,I'm not talking to you.
1242
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,876
UNCLE DREW: Come on now,Betty Lou's coming.
1243
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:29,612
-BIG FELLA: Who?-Betty Lou's coming.
1244
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:32,181
I'm gonna kill him.
1245
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,583
Lights, don't worryabout the seat belt.
1246
00:47:33,585 --> 00:47:35,518
-I can drive?-Gas it before she kill us!
1247
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,619
Not a scratch, you hear me?
1248
00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:37,954
I got you, Drew.
1249
00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:39,121
(FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1250
00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:42,091
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1251
00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,459
-LIGHTS: Buckle up.-Punch it, fool!
1252
00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:44,560
LIGHTS: Whoo-hoo!
1253
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,162
DAX: You're goingthe wrong way!
1254
00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:48,130
You're going in reverse!
1255
00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:50,633
-(LAUGHING)-Lights, turn, turn!
1256
00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,635
-(TIRES SCREECHING)-(ALL SCREAMING)
1257
00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,871
-(LIGHTS WHOOPING)-Lights!
1258
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:56,105
LIGHTS: One voice, all right?
1259
00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:58,107
Ears can't takeall that hollering.
1260
00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:02,645
PREACHER: Incoming!
1261
00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,981
(FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1262
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,983
DAX: You got a old pickup toyour left. Just curl around it
1263
00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:08,117
like you're jumpingoff to your spot.
1264
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,286
(TIRES SCREECHING)(LIGHTS EXCLAIMS)
1265
00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:12,889
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1266
00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,123
UNCLE DREW: Brace for impact!
1267
00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:16,092
(ALL SCREAMING)
1268
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,396
Jesus, take the wheel.
1269
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:21,998
-Pull over!-No!
1270
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,100
You don't know whoyou're messing with, hobbit!
1271
00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:26,135
I'm not a hobbit, lady!I'm a man!
1272
00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:28,504
(BOTH PANTING)(HORN HONKING)
1273
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,640
Hit the freeway!She won't drive on no highway!
1274
00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:32,909
Spin it to win it.
1275
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,443
-MAYA: What?-(ALL SCREAMING)
1276
00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:44,987
(LAUGHING)
1277
00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:48,991
LIGHTS: Oh, y'all want me to keep driving?
1278
00:48:48,993 --> 00:48:50,760
ALL: No!
1279
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,528
LIGHTS: I thought I did okay myself.
1280
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,397
(FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1281
00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:03,506
(SIGHS) Here goes nothing.
1282
00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,709
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
1283
00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,311
(BEEPS)
1284
00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:10,379
-(BALL BOUNCING)-(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1285
00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:20,556
Let's go, ladies.On the bus. On the bus.
1286
00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:22,391
Hey, hey, Coach. Excuse me.
1287
00:49:22,393 --> 00:49:24,193
How you doin', man?Dax Winslow, brother.
1288
00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:26,128
Are these girlsjust wearing uniforms
1289
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,164
just to be wearing them?Or are they any good?
1290
00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:31,100
You're not from around here,are you?
1291
00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:34,270
Two time, back-to-backstate champions.
1292
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:36,172
I got $100 that say my guys
1293
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:39,475
right here could destroythese prom queens.
1294
00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,978
You got life insurancepolicies on these guys, right?
1295
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,213
Hopefully, you gottheir parents' permission.
1296
00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:47,316
It would be impolite of menot to take your bet.
1297
00:49:47,986 --> 00:49:50,386
-$100, man.-Sold.
1298
00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,688
Look, guys,we need to practice, okay?
1299
00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:54,690
What do you mean? Right now?
1300
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:56,559
Look, this might bethe only opportunity we get.
1301
00:49:56,561 --> 00:49:57,977
What about Grandpa?
1302
00:49:57,978 --> 00:49:59,394
You know he can'tactually play, right?
1303
00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:01,564
Yeah, I figured the littlehobbit could take his spot.
1304
00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:03,666
Look here, Papa Smurf, okay?Nobody asked you.
1305
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:05,501
And, look, if we just gottaplay with four people,
1306
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,870
then we'll dojust four-on-four.
1307
00:50:07,871 --> 00:50:10,238
We got one day, one damn day,until the Rucker.
1308
00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:13,309
We need to be prepared.Meet me outside, guys.
1309
00:50:13,311 --> 00:50:15,211
Come on, Big Fella.
1310
00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,046
COACH: Let's go, Trojans.Match up, now.
1311
00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:19,315
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1312
00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:20,750
BIG FELLA: Pass the ball.
1313
00:50:20,752 --> 00:50:22,618
I'm open! Pass the ball!
1314
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:24,420
LIGHTS: Yeah, Preach.
1315
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:25,554
-(LAUGHS)-PREACHER: Oh, yeah.
1316
00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:26,789
LIGHTS: Make it rain!
1317
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:29,025
PREACHER: (GRUNTS)That's a ladies' ball.
1318
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:30,793
BIG FELLA: I'm open.
1319
00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:32,595
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
1320
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:35,631
Come on.
1321
00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:40,102
COACH: Wait a minute.
1322
00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:43,205
Come on, guys, come on!
1323
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,640
-Get down.-BIG FELLA: Pass the ball.
1324
00:50:44,642 --> 00:50:45,741
Hurry up!
1325
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:48,210
Move those old bodies!
1326
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,345
BIG FELLA: Let me getsome of that.
1327
00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:51,714
COACH: Wave me over.Match up.
1328
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,399
Up top, up top.
1329
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,083
LIGHTS: Oh, this is bringingback memories now!
1330
00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:57,486
(COUGHS) Goddamn!
1331
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,621
LIGHTS: Big Fella!
1332
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,643
You mother...
1333
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:04,527
Not exactly whatyou were expecting, huh?
1334
00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:05,694
No, they are garbage.
1335
00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:07,763
Yeah, but they're smiling.
1336
00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:10,066
I mean, that's gotta countfor something, right?
1337
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,467
Look at these guys. I mean,
1338
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,169
Lights couldn't make a basket
1339
00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,437
if he hada braille trail to it.
1340
00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:15,838
LIGHTS: Raindrop!
1341
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,706
Big Fella and Uncle Drew,they're talkin'.
1342
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:20,076
-You're not open to me.-Pass the ball, Kobe.
1343
00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:21,343
Come on, guys!
1344
00:51:21,345 --> 00:51:22,645
UNCLE DREW: I got it.
1345
00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:25,314
LIGHTS: Lights out, baby.Wait a minute.
1346
00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:27,116
You see?That's good basketball.
1347
00:51:27,118 --> 00:51:28,484
BIG FELLA: Barbeque chicken,barbeque chicken.
1348
00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:30,153
Lobster in the house.
1349
00:51:30,154 --> 00:51:31,821
LIGHTS: Big Fella!There you go! There you go!
1350
00:51:33,157 --> 00:51:34,590
Better step out.
1351
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,526
-Come on.-Time out!
1352
00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:38,861
See the way they movewithout the ball?
1353
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,362
They're all connected as one.
1354
00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:41,730
Reminds me of usback in the day.
1355
00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:43,682
-LIGHTS: Of us?-(ALL PANTING)
1356
00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:45,633
If they score one more point,fellas, that's it.
1357
00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:47,470
Come on, Drew, you told methese dudes can play.
1358
00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:49,138
This guy right herecan't even see.
1359
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,606
Look, I'm standing heredoing this.
1360
00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:51,874
He don't even knowI'm doing that. Okay?
1361
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:54,243
And this dude,he's a karate man.
1362
00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:55,744
-He's meditating right now.-(BIG FELLA CHANTING)
1363
00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,414
Y'all gotta get it together.Drew, it's on you now, man.
1364
00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,683
Stop passing the ball.
1365
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:03,752
You are the lead singer,the leader of this team.
1366
00:52:03,754 --> 00:52:06,155
You are Gladys Knightand these dudes are the Pips.
1367
00:52:06,157 --> 00:52:08,624
It's just a scrimmage,youngblood. That's all it is.
1368
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,826
It's not justa scrimmage! Okay?
1369
00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,330
Look, I bet $100 on the game.
1370
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,165
-What?-What am I supposed to do?
1371
00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:17,733
Man, we don't haveno more gas left.
1372
00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:19,300
We're just runnin' on fumes.What you want me to do?
1373
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,604
(SIGHS) Look, guys,they need to score
1374
00:52:21,606 --> 00:52:23,239
one more time. Just stop 'em.
1375
00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:24,757
You're really tall.
1376
00:52:24,758 --> 00:52:26,274
Just put your arms up,they're little girls.
1377
00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,676
(GIRLS SHOUTING)
1378
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:33,616
(GIRLS CHEERING)
1379
00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:34,817
Come on, man!
1380
00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:42,258
Good job, guys. Stayin' alive,breathing. Good effort.
1381
00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,826
COACH: Great teamwork, girls.Great teamwork.
1382
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:45,794
BIG FELLA: Good game,good game.
1383
00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:46,929
PREACHER: Good game, ladies.
1384
00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:50,566
Hey, Coach.
1385
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:52,301
Pleasure doingbusiness with you.
1386
00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,607
Yeah. Me and the fellasteamed up
1387
00:52:58,609 --> 00:52:59,875
to take care of that for you.
1388
00:53:00,645 --> 00:53:02,178
I just don't understand
1389
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:03,712
why you ain't ask usfor the gas money?
1390
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:08,484
It's not a big deal.Just had to tell us.
1391
00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:09,785
And, remember,
1392
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:12,821
Gladys Knight ain't nothingwithout the Pips.
1393
00:53:16,227 --> 00:53:18,527
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
1394
00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:22,831
(SIGHS) Listen, Drew,I really appreciate you guys
1395
00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:24,900
having my backback there, right?
1396
00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:26,502
But that doesn'ttake away from the fact
1397
00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:27,636
that we gotour butts kicked
1398
00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:29,271
by some teenage girls.
1399
00:53:29,273 --> 00:53:31,023
Matter of fact,maybe we should look
1400
00:53:31,024 --> 00:53:32,774
-to get some more players.-Forget that, youngblood.
1401
00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,878
My roster, my team.
1402
00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:44,820
Mind if we talk for a minute?
1403
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:47,756
(CHANTING ON HEADPHONES)
1404
00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:49,925
I was thinking about the waywe used to run pick and roll.
1405
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,594
Might make sense if...
1406
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:57,666
Fine.
1407
00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:01,437
Everything goodback there, Preach?
1408
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:04,240
Just thinkingabout my Betty Lou is all.
1409
00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,643
You'll be back in her armsbefore you know it.
1410
00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:13,482
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1411
00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:43,612
DAX: Yes! It may have took usa while to get here,
1412
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,582
but we are finally hereat the Rucker.
1413
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:48,684
(SIGHS) Some of the greatestbasketball players
1414
00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,452
you've ever seenhave played in this...
1415
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,421
You mind giving usa minute, youngblood?
1416
00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,392
(STAMMERS) Okay. Sure.
1417
00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:00,496
We're here, fellas.
1418
00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:03,565
Oh, man.
1419
00:55:06,537 --> 00:55:08,871
I played on damn nearevery outdoor court
1420
00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:10,472
in the countryover the years,
1421
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,641
but battlingbetween the lines,
1422
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,411
with you fellas here,always felt like home.
1423
00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:17,713
LIGHTS: Feel you, Drew.I feel you.
1424
00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:20,916
I got each of youa little something.
1425
00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:28,957
Now, I know you never likedthe way they looked,
1426
00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:31,360
but Doc put a lensin there for a reason.
1427
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,665
Take your time, now.
1428
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,001
Now, go help him put it on.Put it on.
1429
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,409
LIGHTS: Why didn't y'allsay anything?
1430
00:55:47,411 --> 00:55:49,611
(LAUGHS)
1431
00:55:49,613 --> 00:55:54,450
Man, y'all look so... So old.
1432
00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,118
-I think he can see.-(LAUGHS)
1433
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,889
And, Preach.That face! (LAUGHS)
1434
00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:04,426
I can see! Lights out, baby!
1435
00:56:04,428 --> 00:56:05,894
Whoo-hoo!
1436
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:09,832
Oh, yeah! Yeah, Drew.
1437
00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:12,000
Welcome home, Lights.Welcome home.
1438
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,903
I know you remember this one.
1439
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:17,706
Gave it to mewhen we was nine.
1440
00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:20,309
You told me...
1441
00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:21,643
Told you it would give youa strength
1442
00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:23,579
you didn't even knowthat you had.
1443
00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:27,449
And it did.Now it's your turn.
1444
00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,931
LIGHTS: Oh, come finish this,Preach. Come finish it.
1445
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,133
MAYA: All right, Preacher!
1446
00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:46,068
Aw, yeah, baby.
1447
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:49,071
Boots, you ain't thinkI forgot about you, did you?
1448
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:52,141
Left 'em backin the van in '68.
1449
00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:54,476
Figured they might still gota little spring to 'em.
1450
00:56:59,483 --> 00:57:00,616
Yeah.
1451
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,086
Just like you left 'em. Hmm?
1452
00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:12,528
I love you, too, bruh.
1453
00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,764
Easy now.
1454
00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,466
Let's see if they fitbefore you start
1455
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,535
going and gettingall emotional on me.
1456
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,639
(CHUCKLES)
1457
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:35,918
No, wait. Is he...
1458
00:57:37,588 --> 00:57:38,954
He can't get up. He...
1459
00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:46,495
(LIGHTS GASPS)
1460
00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,063
Yeah. Yeah.
1461
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,532
UNCLE DREW: Oh, nice.
1462
00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:54,036
Look as good as the first timeyou put 'em on.
1463
00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:03,078
Yeah.
1464
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,580
Yeah, Bootsie!
1465
00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:06,748
(ALL LAUGH)
1466
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,817
That's it, Boots. That's it.
1467
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:12,488
Kinda like breathing. Couldn'tforget how even if you tried.
1468
00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:21,563
I saved the best for last.
1469
00:58:25,569 --> 00:58:27,536
Brick CityTwo-on-Two Tournament,
1470
00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:28,971
when we was 15 years old.
1471
00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:31,573
First tournamentwe ever won together.
1472
00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:47,523
(SIGHS) Yeah.
1473
00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:54,563
BIG FELLA:This ain't no apology.
1474
00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:55,864
Don't even try it.
1475
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:07,209
PREACHER: Big Fella.Big Fella.
1476
00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:14,182
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1477
00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:16,885
Hey, Jess. Come on, open up,it's me. It's Dax.
1478
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:18,153
-(SHOWER RUNNING)-Yeah, I got a team now.
1479
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,821
I really thinkwe got a chance.
1480
00:59:19,823 --> 00:59:22,658
Did it ever occur to youto call first?
1481
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,560
It did occur to meto call first.
1482
00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:26,762
But I couldn't becauseyou cut my cell phone off.
1483
00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:29,765
That's because I broke upwith your pathetic ass.
1484
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,033
But you know what?
1485
00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:33,869
My new boyfriend,he took care of everything.
1486
00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,203
Wait, what you mean,you got a new boyfriend?
1487
00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:36,271
We just broke up...
1488
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,741
Hey, what's up?
1489
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,243
What's that facial expression?
1490
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,245
You look like someonejust took your girl.
1491
00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,913
Oh, that's right.
1492
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,248
Oh, I think that'swhat happened, though.
1493
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,683
JESS: (LAUGHING) Yeah.
1494
00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:49,184
Sorry we couldn'thear you knocking
1495
00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:51,153
-'cause we was in the shower.-JESS: Mmm-hmm.
1496
00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:52,254
MOOKIE: We weren't gettin'clean, were we?
1497
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,473
No, we weren't.
1498
00:59:54,474 --> 00:59:56,691
-No, we were getting dirty.-Dirty. You so dirty.
1499
00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:58,627
Y'all know I'm standing here,right?
1500
00:59:58,629 --> 01:00:00,028
Can I just get my uniformsand get out of here?
1501
01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:01,096
-Uniforms?-Uniforms.
1502
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,230
-How come?-I got a team.
1503
01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:03,732
-You got a team?-Yes.
1504
01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:06,835
-Aw, that's cute, bruh.-JESS: Mmm-hmm.
1505
01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:08,270
-That's real cute.-MOOKIE: Here ya go.
1506
01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:11,073
Good luck. Hey, will youcook me breakfast?
1507
01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,641
Mmm, I'll make youan omelet, boo.
1508
01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:14,743
Oh, I'mma scramble your eggs.
1509
01:00:14,744 --> 01:00:16,844
DUKE TANGO: Welcome, ladiesand gentlemen, boys and girls,
1510
01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:19,047
to the Rucker 50th Tournament of Champions.
1511
01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,717
I am yours truly, Duke Tango.
1512
01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:23,919
Today we bring you the best of the best
1513
01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:27,189
of the Rucker crowd and $100,000.
1514
01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:29,625
That's right, $100,000,
1515
01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:33,295
and it's all here in Harlem, US of A!
1516
01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,063
This is where it happens.
1517
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:37,065
This will make you, this will break you.
1518
01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:39,267
Here we go! Game one.
1519
01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:41,903
Hilltop Mavericks versus Homecourt Advantage.
1520
01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:45,040
Let's do this! Let's do this! Oh, yeah!
1521
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:46,975
(CROWD CHEERING)
1522
01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:49,778
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
1523
01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:09,297
(DUKE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1524
01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:12,034
(CROWD CHEERING)
1525
01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:25,447
DUKE: It's one of those days
1526
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,049
when the crowd is a little thin.
1527
01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:29,117
(DUKE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1528
01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:34,389
Now, is it meor is it empty in here?
1529
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:36,224
LIGHTS: Nah, Preach,it ain't you.
1530
01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:39,227
We used to ball out in frontof twice as many people.
1531
01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:40,929
Youngblood, I don't knowabout this name.
1532
01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:42,698
PREACHER: Bruh, I'm straightfrom Chocolate City.
1533
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,700
Yeah, I think, guys, it's moreabout where we are now...
1534
01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:46,835
Stop! Look,it's not about the name.
1535
01:01:46,837 --> 01:01:49,471
We don't havea fifth player, guys.
1536
01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:51,106
If we don't get nobody else,we gotta forfeit.
1537
01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:52,908
We need Big Fella.Where is he at?
1538
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,176
He'll be here.
1539
01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:56,311
Yeah, but what if he's not?
1540
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:58,747
I'm pretty surethose basketball shoes.
1541
01:01:58,749 --> 01:02:00,782
Although,your calf-to-shoe ratio
1542
01:02:00,784 --> 01:02:02,184
is not all that great.
1543
01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:03,351
Yeah, and his body'sreally bad.
1544
01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,686
It's not built for jumping.
1545
01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:06,020
DAX: Okay. Okay.Let me tell y'all something...
1546
01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,355
I don't play basketball.
1547
01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,991
And, yes, my calvesdon't match my body.
1548
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,426
I done had these calvessince I was seven.
1549
01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,078
Went to a doctor, sawsomebody, and he was, like,
1550
01:02:13,079 --> 01:02:14,729
"Hey, man, we don't know whatwe can do about it."
1551
01:02:14,732 --> 01:02:16,998
Yes! He is here.
1552
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,736
The Black Messiah.Grandfather. Okay.
1553
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,137
-MAYA: Don't. He is here...-He's here.
1554
01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:23,238
Everybody get on the court.
1555
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,307
(BLOWS WHISTLE) Let's go.
1556
01:02:25,309 --> 01:02:27,075
(SCATTERED SHOUTING)
1557
01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:31,313
What are you doing? Move!
1558
01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:32,447
Something you wanna say to me?
1559
01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:34,182
We're in the middle of a game!
1560
01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:35,784
Can we get some help out here?
1561
01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:37,386
I don't know what's going on
1562
01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:38,987
at the half court position, but it ain't helping 'em.
1563
01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:40,155
Are they fighting?
1564
01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:41,322
I'm not running downuntil you say it.
1565
01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:42,858
-Say what?-You know what.
1566
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:44,025
I'm not talking about her.
1567
01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,127
-Hey, hey, hey, timeout.-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1568
01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:47,129
Yo, yo, yo! Hey, hey.
1569
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:49,030
Come here, bring it in.What are you two doing?
1570
01:02:49,032 --> 01:02:50,482
I ain't run out on my old lady
1571
01:02:50,483 --> 01:02:51,933
just so we can come out hereand play like this.
1572
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,135
I'm out.
1573
01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:54,336
Hey, nah, you're not goingnowhere, Drew.
1574
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,504
You will stay right here.
1575
01:02:55,506 --> 01:02:57,105
And I don't knowwhat you two are doing.
1576
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,306
You said you wannateach the kids
1577
01:02:58,308 --> 01:03:00,542
how to play the gamethe right way.
1578
01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:02,777
But this is not the right way,arguin' with your teammate.
1579
01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:05,847
Let's play some basketball!We are a team.
1580
01:03:05,849 --> 01:03:08,116
Bring it in, guys. Come on.
1581
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:10,852
Whatever y'all got going on,work it out after the game.
1582
01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:13,822
Bring it in.Harlem Money on three.
1583
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:15,056
-One...-Let's go get this money, man.
1584
01:03:15,058 --> 01:03:16,124
Come on.
1585
01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:17,893
Well, just play.
1586
01:03:17,894 --> 01:03:19,294
-(MUSIC PLAYING)-DUKE: Back to live action,
1587
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:20,462
here we go!
1588
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:23,515
This is Boots with the ball.
1589
01:03:23,516 --> 01:03:26,567
Over to my man, Uncle. Uncle Drew, yes! Uncle Drew!
1590
01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:28,970
This is The Mosquito with the handle.
1591
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:31,406
Oh, no, no, no! Steal away for Uncle!
1592
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:34,543
Look at the handle.
1593
01:03:39,082 --> 01:03:41,216
75 years oldand still can't admit it.
1594
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:49,925
Selfish son of a bitch.
1595
01:03:49,927 --> 01:03:52,394
DUKE: Uncle Drew doing it once again.
1596
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:54,162
(ALL CHEERING)
1597
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:58,133
It's the third period, baby.The Uncle Drew Show continues.
1598
01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:02,070
(ALL CHEERING)
1599
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,244
Harlem Money is running away with this one.
1600
01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:12,147
Another basket and they will be going to the next round.
1601
01:04:12,149 --> 01:04:13,915
How come you just can't admityou messed up?
1602
01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:15,150
We hardly even knew her.
1603
01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,284
Matter of fact,I bet you can't
1604
01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:17,352
even remember her dang name.
1605
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,354
You don't rememberher dang name?
1606
01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:20,422
(GROANS)
1607
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:23,058
I married her, punk.
1608
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,459
(GROANING)
1609
01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:27,462
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
1610
01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,631
PREACHER: Come on, baby.Come on.
1611
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,299
You really wannamake this right?
1612
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,601
Stop running from the truth.
1613
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,353
UNCLE DREW: Can't believeyou ended up
1614
01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,355
marrying her anyway.
1615
01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:54,656
BIG FELLA: Can't believeyou slept with her
1616
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,057
the night before the finals.
1617
01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:00,395
I loved her.
1618
01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,164
I don't knowif you knew this, but...
1619
01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,532
Yeah, I knew. (SIGHS)
1620
01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:07,602
I always knew.
1621
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:10,906
Spent five decadespretending like I didn't.
1622
01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:12,240
But I saw the wayyou looked at her
1623
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,608
when she walked in the park.
1624
01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,410
So, why'd you do it, then?
1625
01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,481
I loved her, too.
1626
01:05:23,186 --> 01:05:26,221
Look, Big Fella, I'm sorry.
1627
01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:31,993
I've been sorrymy whole damn life.
1628
01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:35,563
You mean that?
1629
01:05:35,565 --> 01:05:37,265
I mean thatwith everything I got.
1630
01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:43,204
If I can go backand change it, I would.
1631
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,407
Believe me.
1632
01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:56,017
I need you to feed me.
1633
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,019
Excuse me?
1634
01:05:58,021 --> 01:05:59,254
You may not understand this,
1635
01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:01,589
but, uh, I can reallyshoot the ball.
1636
01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:04,359
Let the Big Fella eat, huh?
1637
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,161
Like The Last Supper, baby.
1638
01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:08,997
Oh, too slow, too slow.
1639
01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,966
ANGELO: Hey, that ain't nofigment of my imagination.
1640
01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:12,534
Somebody 'bout to eattheir words.
1641
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:15,670
That's Drew there.Hey, Drew, hey!
1642
01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,739
Look at that face! Go ahead,scratch and smell him.
1643
01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:19,074
Scratch and smell him.
1644
01:06:19,076 --> 01:06:21,176
-You real.-Yeah.
1645
01:06:21,177 --> 01:06:23,277
(SNIFFS) He real. He real man.This ain't no hologram.
1646
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,546
Been a minute, Angelo.What's goin' on?
1647
01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:26,098
Oh, been a minute.
1648
01:06:26,099 --> 01:06:27,649
Good to see you, Drew.Always good to see you.
1649
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:31,152
What you gonna do with allthat money when you win?
1650
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:34,189
-Come again?-The purse. The purse, Drew.
1651
01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,658
The hundred stacksof high society at stake.
1652
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,026
You know, the duckets.
1653
01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:39,761
Wasn't ever no purseback in the day.
1654
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:42,130
No, it wasn't evernothin' like that.
1655
01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:45,000
But $100,000 of cash, baby.
1656
01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:48,570
I'd sign up, you knowwhat I'm saying?
1657
01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:55,076
UNCLE DREW: You thinkI'm stupid, youngblood?
1658
01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:56,745
Hundred grandis a whole lot of money.
1659
01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,015
Look, man, I was gonnatalk to you about...
1660
01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:02,117
Yeah, when? When?
1661
01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:05,787
You just don't get it, do you,youngblood? This game...
1662
01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:10,658
The love I got for it,it's all sacred to me.
1663
01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,560
You told methat you love the game.
1664
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:14,496
You don't love the game.
1665
01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:17,499
You use it just like you useeverything else in your life.
1666
01:07:17,501 --> 01:07:19,401
You ain't nothingbut a hustler.
1667
01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:25,306
Hey, man,who you talking to, man?
1668
01:07:25,308 --> 01:07:27,308
Hey! Talkin' to you, man.
1669
01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:28,510
Watch your tone, youngblood.
1670
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,145
You don't think I gotlove for this game?
1671
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:32,213
Don't nobody love this gamemore than me.
1672
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:35,050
Talkin' about Jordan, 63against Boston. I saw that.
1673
01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:36,584
Laettner's turnaroundagainst Kentucky.
1674
01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,219
Bird steals the ball to win
1675
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,655
the Eastern Conference Finalsto beat the Pistons.
1676
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:43,124
I saw all of thatand I loved it.
1677
01:07:43,126 --> 01:07:45,760
But guess what,the game never loved me back.
1678
01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,097
So, then what happened then?
1679
01:07:53,804 --> 01:07:55,470
I missed a shot.
1680
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,207
I shot it, it got blocked.
1681
01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:03,545
I was humiliated.Everybody walked out on me.
1682
01:08:08,552 --> 01:08:11,453
Now, that's the firstreal thing you've done said.
1683
01:08:12,155 --> 01:08:13,721
That's the real Dax.
1684
01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:19,260
Now, come on,let's go play this game.
1685
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:22,263
It's about the love,youngblood, nothin' else.
1686
01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,332
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1687
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,645
(ALL CHEERING)
1688
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,647
-Yes!-Get it, Grandpa!
1689
01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:42,183
DUKE: This Big Fella. This is the Big Fella.
1690
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,853
-(ALL CHEERING)-Ooh!
1691
01:08:44,855 --> 01:08:46,621
Ah, shit, I'm loose.
1692
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:49,224
DUKE: Uncle looking at it. What he gonna do with it?
1693
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:55,263
-The Preacher!-Oh, in the name of Jesus!
1694
01:08:55,265 --> 01:08:57,265
Finally gettin' my legs back,y'all.
1695
01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:01,536
DUKE: This is Uncle Drew to Lights.
1696
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,672
-Money!-All right, Lights!
1697
01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,374
The reasonthey call me Lights.
1698
01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:10,578
-Yeah!-(GRUNTS)
1699
01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:13,615
Don't bringyour little ass in here.
1700
01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,683
(GRUNTING)
1701
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,420
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1702
01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:39,741
(ALL CHEERING)
1703
01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:42,343
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1704
01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:53,721
-And that's it?-That's right.
1705
01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:57,759
You swipe right if youlike 'em, left if you don't.
1706
01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:00,195
You couldn't even seethe day before yesterday.
1707
01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:01,529
Mmm-hmm. Exactly.
1708
01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,464
That's whyI'm always swipin' right.
1709
01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,333
It's more of a numbers game.
1710
01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:11,606
Looks a little differentthese days, don't it?
1711
01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:14,442
She gonna get him pregnantif she keep dancing like that.
1712
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:17,478
If I wasn't so sore,
1713
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,581
we'd get out thereand show 'em our old routine.
1714
01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,649
(LAUGHING)
1715
01:10:21,651 --> 01:10:24,352
Excuse me, son,do we amuse you?
1716
01:10:24,354 --> 01:10:27,855
Yo, you're in the club,and you're pushin' 80, bro.
1717
01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:30,258
And what's up with your boy,Frederick Douglass?
1718
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,759
-(MAN LAUGHING)-Hey!
1719
01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:33,628
Heard he was doinggreat things. (LAUGHING)
1720
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:38,967
Hold my beer.
1721
01:10:38,969 --> 01:10:40,301
Grandpa!
1722
01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:43,271
MAN: Don't hurt nobody, pop.
1723
01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:47,242
Ah, yeah! Gonna get real grodyup in this joint now!
1724
01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,710
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1725
01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,645
(ALL CHEERING)
1726
01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:58,853
(LAUGHING)
1727
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,597
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1728
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:17,572
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1729
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,048
Oh, my God!
1730
01:11:38,028 --> 01:11:39,627
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1731
01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:43,498
ALL: Oh! Oh! Oh!
1732
01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,734
(ALL CHEERING)
1733
01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:31,746
You know somethin', man? I didnot think your grandfather
1734
01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:33,414
would ever get upout that wheelchair.
1735
01:12:33,416 --> 01:12:34,849
Me neither. I heard stories,
1736
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,351
but I never knewhe could play like that.
1737
01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:37,485
So how much your parentspaying you
1738
01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:38,653
to watch your grandfather?
1739
01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:40,121
Why does anybodyhave to be paying me?
1740
01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:42,590
Why can't I just enjoyspending time with my family?
1741
01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:44,359
Well, I wouldn't knowanything about that.
1742
01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:45,793
'Cause I never had one. So...
1743
01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:47,929
What do you meanyou never really had one?
1744
01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:49,364
What do you call those guys?
1745
01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:53,468
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1746
01:12:58,508 --> 01:13:00,441
I honestly hada lot of fun tonight.
1747
01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:01,542
Me too.
1748
01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,682
Well, I guess it's time to go.
1749
01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:10,785
Yeah, we should go aheadand get up out of...
1750
01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:15,990
PREACHER:He ain't gonna do it.
1751
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,426
Hey.
1752
01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:20,395
-Hey.-PREACHER: It's you!
1753
01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:21,996
BOOTS: No! Mmm-mmm.
1754
01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,765
PREACHER: You open!LIGHTS: Take a shot!
1755
01:13:24,968 --> 01:13:26,768
-(CLEARS THROAT)-(ALL GROAN)
1756
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:29,704
Sorry. I'mma go.I need some water.
1757
01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,806
-Sure.-'Cause my throat is dry.
1758
01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:34,742
Yeah, I know how that is.I'll take care of this.
1759
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,144
Take a gap?Thank you, appreciate that.
1760
01:13:36,146 --> 01:13:37,912
Yeah, yeah.Don't worry about it.
1761
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:39,547
PREACHER: Anybody give himsome training
1762
01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:41,616
on how to talk to a lady?
1763
01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:44,986
Okay, look, man,I don't wanna hear that.
1764
01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:47,488
Anything, okay? Not one singlefreakin' word.
1765
01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:49,991
Maybe she should'vetaken her heels off.
1766
01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:52,160
I'll tell ya, youngblood,last time I checked,
1767
01:13:52,162 --> 01:13:54,796
you miss 100% of the shotsyou don't take.
1768
01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:56,564
Yeah, let's getout of here, man.
1769
01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:58,499
(ALL CHUCKLING)
1770
01:13:58,501 --> 01:13:59,600
LIGHTS: Let's give hima piggyback.
1771
01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:00,802
DAX: Big Fella,what are you doing?
1772
01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:02,470
LIGHTS: We'll give hima little piggyback.
1773
01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:05,440
DAX: That's right. Two down,two to go. We almost there.
1774
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:06,841
(LAUGHING)
1775
01:14:11,648 --> 01:14:13,948
Yo, how's that geriatric teamof yours, bro?
1776
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:16,083
You get 'em all individualLife Alert bracelets?
1777
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:17,485
Hey, man, are you wearingmy clothes?
1778
01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:19,337
What?
1779
01:14:19,338 --> 01:14:21,188
Yes, that's my shirt.You got on my shirt, man.
1780
01:14:21,191 --> 01:14:23,858
That's right,I got on your shirt.
1781
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:26,194
Or maybe you got my shirt on.
1782
01:14:26,196 --> 01:14:28,095
-What? Wait, wait.-What? Wait, wait.
1783
01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:29,530
-That's my shirt.-That's my shirt.
1784
01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:30,964
-You got on my clothes.-You got on my clothes.
1785
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,134
-Stop it! You're crazy.-Stop it! You're crazy.
1786
01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:36,237
That's right. I'm crazy.I'm being you.
1787
01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:38,473
The only way to defeatone's enemy
1788
01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:39,874
is to become one's enemy.
1789
01:14:41,744 --> 01:14:42,877
-You're nuts!-You're nuts!
1790
01:14:44,614 --> 01:14:46,481
-You're psycho!-You're psycho!
1791
01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:50,585
I'll see you in the finals,Dax. Psycho.
1792
01:14:50,887 --> 01:14:52,820
(LAUGHING)
1793
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,958
-(CROWD CHEERING)-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1794
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:10,938
BIG FELLA: All day.
1795
01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:17,278
DAX: Yes! There you go,Big Fella!
1796
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,913
MAYA: That's what I'm talkingabout, Big Fella!
1797
01:15:20,550 --> 01:15:22,917
Off shot! Handled it.
1798
01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:24,252
-Good rebound!-MAYA: All right.
1799
01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:29,156
Oh, shot, shot, shot.Get that out of here!
1800
01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:31,125
-What do I do, what do I do?-Just back up.
1801
01:15:32,795 --> 01:15:34,195
Oh, yeah.I remember this play.
1802
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,532
Too late. Got 'em.
1803
01:15:37,534 --> 01:15:39,634
Yes! That's whatI'm talkin' about, Lights.
1804
01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:41,068
You are the man!
1805
01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:45,640
DUKE: This is Boots.Boots goin' down death valley!
1806
01:15:45,642 --> 01:15:47,808
Uh-huh! Baby!
1807
01:15:47,810 --> 01:15:50,177
Harlem Money is going to the finals,
1808
01:15:50,179 --> 01:15:52,880
with only seconds left in the ballgame!
1809
01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,150
-Still hungry, huh?-Just a little dessert.
1810
01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:58,152
Hey, take the three,Big Fella, why not?
1811
01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:00,655
DUKE: This is to send 'em. They're already there.
1812
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,223
That's all right, Big Fella.
1813
01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:03,591
(GROANING)
1814
01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,628
Big Fella.
1815
01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:09,196
Big Fella. Big Fella.Big Fella.
1816
01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:10,865
REFEREE:Somebody get a doctor.
1817
01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:12,733
UNCLE DREW: Come on!
1818
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,336
Excuse me. Excuse me.Excuse me. Let me in here.
1819
01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:16,626
DUKE: The Big Fella is down.
1820
01:16:16,627 --> 01:16:17,915
UNCLE DREW: Stay here,Big Fella. Stay in it.
1821
01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:19,204
PARAMEDIC: Beginning CPR.PREACHER: Oh, Lord,
1822
01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,808
give him some room,give him some room.
1823
01:16:22,312 --> 01:16:24,696
You're okay, boss.
1824
01:16:24,697 --> 01:16:27,081
UNCLE DREW: Come on,Big Fella. Come on, Big Fella.
1825
01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:33,087
(MACHINES BEEPING)
1826
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:34,155
LIGHTS: Doctor already said
1827
01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:35,923
he's been throughthe worst of it.
1828
01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:39,961
So, what... What do we do now?
1829
01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:45,132
You don't stop playing'cause you get old.
1830
01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,669
You get old'cause you stop playing.
1831
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,873
BETTY LOU: Preacher!
1832
01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:58,212
Hi. And I'm so sorry
1833
01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:00,648
about the Big Fella.Is he gonna be okay?
1834
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:04,852
But I've been missing youso much.
1835
01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,253
Come here, come here.
1836
01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:08,155
I missed you too, baby.
1837
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:10,057
(SNIFFLES) Now, look.
1838
01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:12,293
If you don't want me to goball, I don't have to ball.
1839
01:17:12,295 --> 01:17:16,063
Fool, please, after all this?You're playing.
1840
01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:17,732
Matter of fact...
1841
01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:21,135
You saying what I thinkyou're saying?
1842
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,938
I'm saying what you thinkI'm saying, Preacher.
1843
01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,039
So we gonna ball?
1844
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:27,208
So we gonna ball.
1845
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:28,610
(LIGHTS LAUGHS)
1846
01:17:28,611 --> 01:17:30,011
PREACHER: That's whatI'm talkin' about, boo.
1847
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:37,284
DUKE: Welcome! This is what we've all been waiting for.
1848
01:17:37,286 --> 01:17:39,253
The new be versus the old.
1849
01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:42,657
The old be versus the new. The good be versus the bad.
1850
01:17:42,659 --> 01:17:45,893
Are they gonna be a no-show like they did in 1968?
1851
01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:48,279
-(HORN BLARING) -But, no, they're not.
1852
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:50,664
Here they come! They're here! Here they come, baby!
1853
01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:52,833
Here they come! Aw, yeah!
1854
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:54,368
We got a game on our hands!
1855
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,070
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
1856
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,223
Okay, Grandpa,you gotta take your pills
1857
01:18:16,225 --> 01:18:17,358
before you start, okay?
1858
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,859
Preacher,we gotta take our pills.
1859
01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:21,829
Not the blue ones.Save those for tonight.
1860
01:18:21,831 --> 01:18:23,514
It's all right.What we gonna do?
1861
01:18:23,515 --> 01:18:25,198
-We gonna get this win.-We gonna get this win, right?
1862
01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:26,467
Look, this one'sfor Big Fella, okay?
1863
01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,836
So, Big Fella on three.One, two, three.
1864
01:18:28,838 --> 01:18:30,037
ALL: Big Fella!
1865
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,139
Here we go, C-Dawg!Let's do this, baby.
1866
01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,108
You got this, Drew.You the man, bruh.
1867
01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:35,910
You put this team together,remember that.
1868
01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:38,112
Your roster, my team.
1869
01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:40,313
That's right, your team.Last week, I took your team.
1870
01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:42,249
Yesterday, I took your girl.
1871
01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:44,452
Today, I'm gonnatake your heart.
1872
01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:45,986
Man, you've...
1873
01:18:45,988 --> 01:18:47,254
Okay. (GRUNTS)
1874
01:18:47,256 --> 01:18:49,457
-Stop it!-Stop what?
1875
01:18:49,459 --> 01:18:51,826
-Folding your arms like me.-Folding your arms like that.
1876
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:56,163
CASPER: Let's get this win,baby.
1877
01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:58,015
Good luck, youngblood.
1878
01:18:58,016 --> 01:18:59,866
Oh, luck ain't got nothingto do with it, Old Dusty.
1879
01:19:03,005 --> 01:19:04,055
"Old Dusty"?
1880
01:19:04,056 --> 01:19:05,106
Pastor Wrinkles,what's the word, man?
1881
01:19:05,108 --> 01:19:07,908
(LAUGHS) Young fellagot jokes.
1882
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,143
-Shoe ain't tied.-What shoe? Huh?
1883
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:11,178
-Lights!-DUKE: Championship time!
1884
01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:12,847
Oh, that's the oldest trickin the book!
1885
01:19:12,849 --> 01:19:14,315
You gonna let him...Oh, come on, now!
1886
01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:17,017
DUKE: Over to Uncle. Jumper.
1887
01:19:17,019 --> 01:19:18,152
In and out.
1888
01:19:18,154 --> 01:19:20,354
That's okay, guys!
1889
01:19:20,356 --> 01:19:23,023
DUKE: The bounce passto Casper. Casper, oh, my God!
1890
01:19:23,025 --> 01:19:25,359
Oh, yeah,I need you to see me.
1891
01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:27,194
Wipe your goggles, old fella.I need you to see me.
1892
01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:29,029
-You gotta see me all night.-Man, move. Fool, please.
1893
01:19:29,031 --> 01:19:30,931
-That's right, Casper!-Come on, Drew!
1894
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,199
DUKE: This is Uncle.
1895
01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:34,101
Cross the mid-court line. Betty...
1896
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:37,338
Lights out! No good!
1897
01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:39,006
Oh, man!
1898
01:19:39,008 --> 01:19:41,175
MOOKIE: That's right,old people are overrated!
1899
01:19:44,046 --> 01:19:45,913
DUKE: Over to Casper the Friendly Ghost.
1900
01:19:45,915 --> 01:19:47,214
Nothin' but the bottom of the net.
1901
01:19:47,216 --> 01:19:48,883
Wake up! Come on!
1902
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:54,288
LIGHTS: Up! Up! Up!
1903
01:19:55,057 --> 01:19:57,024
(ALL CHEERING)
1904
01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:58,959
-DUKE: You gotta love it!-Yes!
1905
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,294
DUKE: Mario, comin' back down court,
1906
01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:02,196
kickin' it over to Beazy!
1907
01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,931
JESS: We makin' baskets!
1908
01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:06,000
That's right,we makin' buckets, baby.
1909
01:20:06,002 --> 01:20:08,836
DUKE: Uncle Drew the other way. This is Betty!
1910
01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:10,504
Betty Lou jumper no good.
1911
01:20:10,506 --> 01:20:12,873
They fightin' for it, baby! They fightin' for it!
1912
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,442
Betty Lou wins it! Get it, Betty Lou!
1913
01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:17,111
There you go, Betty Lou.There you go!
1914
01:20:17,113 --> 01:20:18,846
You know that's really a man.
1915
01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:21,382
CASPER: I got Drew.
1916
01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:23,284
(PANTING) Slow it down.Slow it down.
1917
01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:26,387
They tired, yo. They tired.The fatigue's settin' in.
1918
01:20:26,389 --> 01:20:28,289
-Betty Lou. Switch it!-Fatigue's settin' in.
1919
01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:31,125
You can heartheir knee caps grinding.
1920
01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:35,596
DUKE: Uncle, Betty Lou.
1921
01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:37,598
Downtown!
1922
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,266
You gonna let a girlscore on you?
1923
01:20:39,268 --> 01:20:41,969
DUKE: This is Casper the Friendly Ghost.
1924
01:20:41,971 --> 01:20:43,971
Oh, my God!
1925
01:20:43,973 --> 01:20:46,240
Oh, that's right.That's right, baby.
1926
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,476
-DUKE: Oh!-Oh...
1927
01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:54,448
DUKE: Turnaround, once again.
1928
01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:57,985
The friendly one. What a goal! Oh, baby!
1929
01:20:57,987 --> 01:20:59,587
Somebody get on Casper,come on, man!
1930
01:21:01,924 --> 01:21:03,190
DUKE: Casper!
1931
01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:06,927
Damn, man!
1932
01:21:06,928 --> 01:21:08,394
DUKE: Homecourt Advantage is running away
1933
01:21:08,397 --> 01:21:09,864
-with the first half.-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
1934
01:21:09,866 --> 01:21:11,599
(MACHINES BEEPING)
1935
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,656
BIG FELLA:My TV ain't working.
1936
01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:38,592
Do I look like an electrician?
1937
01:21:40,930 --> 01:21:42,997
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTON PA)
1938
01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:46,233
I know, right?
1939
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,235
Oh, yeah, that was him. Brian.
1940
01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:53,507
Y'all got a TV?
1941
01:21:59,048 --> 01:22:00,948
WENDY WILLIAMS: Just judgin'. Me and her,
1942
01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:02,475
we're talkin' about Rachel.
1943
01:22:02,476 --> 01:22:04,001
Where you from? What's your name?
1944
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,527
I'm Kathy from Staten Island. How you doin'?
1945
01:22:05,528 --> 01:22:07,053
Thank you. How you doin'? Oh, wait. Come on.
1946
01:22:07,056 --> 01:22:08,572
You're my victim.
1947
01:22:08,573 --> 01:22:10,089
-I mean... I mean, my patient.-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1948
01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:17,231
That's my team right there.I used to play on that team.
1949
01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:18,999
Okay, guys, bring it in.
1950
01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:21,268
Let's turn this game around.
1951
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,404
So, on three, Big Fella.One, two, three.
1952
01:22:23,406 --> 01:22:25,873
ALL: Big Fella!DAX: Let's go, guys.
1953
01:22:25,874 --> 01:22:28,341
DUKE: Harlem Buckets down by 16 at the start of the third.
1954
01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:31,045
Here we go!
1955
01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:35,249
Casper, the Friendly Ghost from downtown!
1956
01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,584
Get in front of your man.
1957
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,586
DUKE: Boots with the ball. Lookin' at it.
1958
01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:43,123
Boots makin' his move. To Lights from downtown.
1959
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,525
Not this time.
1960
01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:49,997
Reynolds Wrap to Casper.
1961
01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:52,266
BETTY LOU: Not today.Give me that.
1962
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,667
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)-Please, not in my house.
1963
01:22:53,669 --> 01:22:55,402
-Come on, now. That's a foul!-That's what
1964
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,971
-I'm talkin' about.-You know that's a foul.
1965
01:22:56,973 --> 01:22:58,372
Where I'm from,it's no blood, no foul.
1966
01:22:58,374 --> 01:22:59,640
-Where you from?-I just came from Hell,
1967
01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:01,275
whooping the Devil's ass,that's where I'm from.
1968
01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:02,743
-Break it up.-MOOKIE: That's not godly.
1969
01:23:02,745 --> 01:23:04,678
They gangbangin' for Jesus.
1970
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,714
DUKE: Back to live action! Here we go!
1971
01:23:06,716 --> 01:23:08,983
Deflected! Goin' the other way!
1972
01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:10,751
Good block. Come on, y'all,let's get it.
1973
01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:13,721
DUKE: Uncle, look at him!Off the backboard to Preacher!
1974
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,623
Damn, man! Get the ball,let's go!
1975
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:17,992
My backboard,my house, sucker.
1976
01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:19,544
MAYA: That's whatI'm talkin' about!
1977
01:23:19,545 --> 01:23:21,095
-DAX: Put it home, Preach!-(BOTH CHEERING)
1978
01:23:21,097 --> 01:23:23,097
That what I'm talking about!
1979
01:23:23,098 --> 01:23:25,098
DUKE: This is Casper with it. Kicks it over to Mario.
1980
01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:26,700
Jump shot. No good!
1981
01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:30,337
Yes! That's right, y'all,we got this.
1982
01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:33,374
DUKE: He kicks it over, right side to Betty Lou!
1983
01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:36,210
Oh, my!
1984
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,712
-Oh, my!-Yeah!
1985
01:23:38,714 --> 01:23:40,147
Yes!
1986
01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:41,715
DUKE: Uncle to the rescue!
1987
01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:43,550
Get on that old man!
1988
01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:46,120
DUKE: Harlem Buckets are trying to come back.
1989
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:48,288
This is Casper with it. Casper, looking at it.
1990
01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:51,291
Come on, now!
1991
01:23:52,461 --> 01:23:53,594
PREACHER: I got this.
1992
01:23:53,596 --> 01:23:55,129
DUKE: B-B-B-B-B-B-Boots with it.
1993
01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:56,397
Booty through the defender's legs.
1994
01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,565
Look at Boots. (INDISTINCT)
1995
01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,633
-(ALL CHEERING)-(DAX LAUGHS)
1996
01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:01,435
Yes! Way to finish, man.
1997
01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:02,703
DUKE: I can't believe it.
1998
01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,338
They're trying to make a comeback.
1999
01:24:04,340 --> 01:24:07,508
Reynolds Wrap to Casper. For 30!
2000
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:09,810
It's shut down time.
2001
01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,380
PREACHER: Now shoot,Betty Lou. Get 'em.
2002
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:16,750
DUKE: Over to Betty Lou! Good!
2003
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:19,586
Get your head out your ass.
2004
01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:21,488
I knew I married youfor a reason, girl.
2005
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:24,124
Game recognize game,big daddy.
2006
01:24:24,126 --> 01:24:26,627
DUKE: Here we go. This is Uncle Drew with the ball.
2007
01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,663
It's him and you, you and him.What you gonna do?
2008
01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:30,731
What you gonna do?
2009
01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:34,802
Drew steps back. Left-handed jumper...
2010
01:24:34,804 --> 01:24:36,570
What'd I tell you?What'd I tell you?
2011
01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,372
Harlem Buckets, baby.
2012
01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:39,706
DUKE: Kicks it out over.
2013
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:42,276
Oh, I got this. My board,my board. Let's go.
2014
01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:44,295
Are you kidding me?
2015
01:24:44,296 --> 01:24:46,313
DUKE: Here he go. Light the light.
2016
01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:49,783
-Bang!-DUKE: Lights out, baby.
2017
01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:51,251
That makes it a two point lead.
2018
01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:54,321
Here we go! The fast break!
2019
01:24:54,323 --> 01:24:55,522
There we go, there we go!
2020
01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,491
-Whoa.-LIGHTS: I got ya now!
2021
01:24:57,493 --> 01:24:59,443
MAYA: That's what I'm talkingabout, Lights!
2022
01:24:59,444 --> 01:25:01,394
-DAX: Get that outta here!-That's a foul! Come on now!
2023
01:25:01,397 --> 01:25:03,347
MAYA: Lights?DAX: You see that defense?
2024
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,298
You all right, Lights?Get up, man. Get up.
2025
01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:08,569
Lights. Lights,where does it hurt?
2026
01:25:08,571 --> 01:25:11,271
-LIGHTS: Ankle.-Okay, okay. Sit up.
2027
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:12,739
Yo, that's bush league,Winslow.
2028
01:25:12,741 --> 01:25:13,874
You took out my player.
2029
01:25:13,876 --> 01:25:16,026
Man, what are youtalking about?
2030
01:25:16,027 --> 01:25:18,177
Your boy, James Unworthy,just knocked my boy out.
2031
01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:21,682
Cheatin'-ass cheaters.Y'all need to cheat to cheat.
2032
01:25:21,684 --> 01:25:23,750
MAYA: It's gonna be all right,it's gonna be all right.
2033
01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:26,153
LIGHTS: (GROANS) I'm gettingtoo old for this.
2034
01:25:26,155 --> 01:25:27,521
What are we gonna do, bruh?
2035
01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:29,323
Lights is out.What we gonna do?
2036
01:25:29,325 --> 01:25:30,824
-What you mean?-What you mean, "What I mean"?
2037
01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,559
We have no more players left.
2038
01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:33,760
It's your moment, ain't it?
2039
01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:36,463
No. I've already told youa million times.
2040
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:38,232
I'm not playing, okay?
2041
01:25:38,234 --> 01:25:40,167
Plus, I ain't playedin decades, bruh.
2042
01:25:40,169 --> 01:25:41,702
-(LIGHTS GROANS)-UNCLE DREW: And they have?
2043
01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:43,403
Drew, it's different, okay?
2044
01:25:43,405 --> 01:25:45,172
They were actually goodwhen they played.
2045
01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,441
Listen to me, youngblood.
2046
01:25:47,443 --> 01:25:49,877
You think you're the only one
2047
01:25:49,879 --> 01:25:52,146
that made that mistakethat defined their life.
2048
01:25:52,915 --> 01:25:55,149
I've been on the roadmy whole life.
2049
01:25:55,151 --> 01:25:56,617
I got no real friends.
2050
01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:59,520
I'm bouncin' city to city.And you wanna know why?
2051
01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:02,156
Because I got too much prideto say I'm sorry.
2052
01:26:02,158 --> 01:26:03,490
You know how that sounds?
2053
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:04,925
Have too much prideto say you're sorry
2054
01:26:04,927 --> 01:26:06,860
to the people that love you?
2055
01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:08,762
Don't you darebe like that, youngblood.
2056
01:26:08,764 --> 01:26:10,264
You be better than that.
2057
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,699
This is the moment.
2058
01:26:12,701 --> 01:26:14,368
You gonna run away from it,
2059
01:26:14,370 --> 01:26:16,470
or you gonna step upand take it?
2060
01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:17,871
Choice is yours.
2061
01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:22,576
MOOKIE: That's right, bruh.Championships.
2062
01:26:22,578 --> 01:26:24,411
This is destiny now.
2063
01:26:29,385 --> 01:26:31,218
I'll play under one condition.
2064
01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:32,653
And what's that?
2065
01:26:34,790 --> 01:26:36,423
Let me guard the white boy.
2066
01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:39,526
Let's roll!
2067
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:41,827
DUKE: It's a minute and nine second left, folks.
2068
01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:44,865
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)-Excuse me. Timeout, timeout.
2069
01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:47,301
-Timeout, timeout!-Who are you?
2070
01:26:47,303 --> 01:26:49,103
JESS: I'm the assistant coach.
2071
01:26:49,104 --> 01:26:50,904
I'm here to make sure thathe's tall enough to ride
2072
01:26:50,906 --> 01:26:54,308
the ride that my manabout to put him on.
2073
01:26:54,310 --> 01:26:55,609
DAX: What are you doing, man?
2074
01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:56,909
This should be a technicalfoul or something.
2075
01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,312
I'mma kick you off this court
2076
01:26:58,314 --> 01:26:59,813
like I kicked youout my house.
2077
01:26:59,815 --> 01:27:01,715
-MOOKIE: That's right.-That's mean, okay?
2078
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,283
Excuse me? I don't know
2079
01:27:03,285 --> 01:27:04,768
who you areor what this is about,
2080
01:27:04,769 --> 01:27:06,252
but could you please take itback to the stands
2081
01:27:06,255 --> 01:27:07,955
-so we can play some ball?-Who are you?
2082
01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:09,556
If you keep talking,you're gonna find out.
2083
01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:10,958
Oh, you about to find out,honey.
2084
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,527
I come from a long lineof choir members.
2085
01:27:13,529 --> 01:27:14,761
So, we gonna clap back!
2086
01:27:14,763 --> 01:27:16,597
-Yeah, that's right.-I bet you do.
2087
01:27:16,599 --> 01:27:18,732
Just clap you up out of here.Don't play with me.
2088
01:27:18,734 --> 01:27:19,833
MAYA: I will not!MOOKIE: I love you, baby.
2089
01:27:19,835 --> 01:27:21,585
JESS: I love you, too.
2090
01:27:21,586 --> 01:27:23,336
We believe in you guys.Be aggressive.
2091
01:27:23,339 --> 01:27:24,505
-All right.-What am I doing now?
2092
01:27:24,506 --> 01:27:25,672
Brought your girl,playin' mind games.
2093
01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:26,807
Ain't nobody scaredof you, man.
2094
01:27:26,809 --> 01:27:28,275
Oh, ain't nobodyscared of me?
2095
01:27:28,276 --> 01:27:29,742
-DAX: Let's do this, man.-What's Dax doing in the game?
2096
01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:32,346
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2097
01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:34,448
I got your back.I got your back.
2098
01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:35,515
BETTY LOU: Trail, Dax, trail.PREACHER: All right.
2099
01:27:35,517 --> 01:27:36,583
Yo help Uncle Drew.
2100
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,719
No, move. Come on.
2101
01:27:38,721 --> 01:27:41,172
DUKE: It's him and you, baby. What you gonna do?
2102
01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:43,624
Let's go, baby. Let's ball,baby. Vanilla Sky!
2103
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,793
DUKE: Oh, it's a four point lead now.
2104
01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:48,562
Come on, youngblood.That's too easy.
2105
01:27:48,564 --> 01:27:50,430
Look, it won't happennext time, okay?
2106
01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:53,533
DUKE: Uncle gently across the mid-court line,
2107
01:27:53,535 --> 01:27:55,269
with seconds left.
2108
01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,004
He's gotta foul whoever may be guardin' him.
2109
01:27:57,006 --> 01:27:58,672
Uncle to Preacher.
2110
01:27:58,674 --> 01:28:02,042
It's the Preacher, man. Oh, baby, hallelujah!
2111
01:28:02,044 --> 01:28:04,311
Praise the Lord, Preacher,praise the Lord.
2112
01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:06,297
Here we go now.
2113
01:28:06,298 --> 01:28:08,282
DUKE: Harlem Money in desperate need of a turnover.
2114
01:28:08,284 --> 01:28:12,286
If not, Homecourt Advantage can walk away and win it all.
2115
01:28:12,288 --> 01:28:14,321
Here we go.
2116
01:28:14,323 --> 01:28:16,056
What that white boy doingwith that ball?
2117
01:28:16,058 --> 01:28:17,424
DUKE: Oh, he's doing his shaky-shake.
2118
01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:18,492
MOOKIE: That's right.
2119
01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:21,795
Good steal, Dax, good steal.
2120
01:28:21,797 --> 01:28:22,963
BETTY LOU:Go on, Dax, shoot it!
2121
01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:24,431
UNCLE DREW: Let it fly, Dax!
2122
01:28:24,433 --> 01:28:26,333
Shoot it, shoot it! Put it up.
2123
01:28:26,335 --> 01:28:28,335
-Come on, Dax! Shoot it!-Take that shot, bro!
2124
01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:30,304
-Timeout.-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2125
01:28:30,306 --> 01:28:31,972
Timeout? You gonnamake me have
2126
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:33,540
another heart attack, boy.
2127
01:28:33,542 --> 01:28:35,742
MOOKIE: Hey,he fouled me on that.
2128
01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:36,910
You're sayinghe didn't foul me?
2129
01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,312
That was a reach, ref.
2130
01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:42,616
Let's go.
2131
01:28:42,617 --> 01:28:44,417
(STAMMERING) Okay, relax.Listen, I got this.
2132
01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:46,353
Drew, they can'tguard you, man.
2133
01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:48,055
All we need you to do is justpenetrate to the bucket,
2134
01:28:48,057 --> 01:28:49,356
do what you've been doing,
2135
01:28:49,358 --> 01:28:50,841
the defensewill collapse on you.
2136
01:28:50,842 --> 01:28:52,325
Once they do that,you kick it out to Betty Lou.
2137
01:28:52,328 --> 01:28:54,661
Betty Lou will take the three.That's it.
2138
01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:56,697
Game over. Game plan.That's it.
2139
01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:03,904
What? Seriously,what's wrong with that play?
2140
01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:05,539
You'll make it.
2141
01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:07,224
Excuse me?
2142
01:29:07,225 --> 01:29:08,908
Drew's right.They're not even guarding you.
2143
01:29:08,911 --> 01:29:10,510
It's a reasonfor that, Lights.
2144
01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:12,546
Leave the past in the past,move on.
2145
01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:14,815
You got this, Dax.
2146
01:29:14,817 --> 01:29:16,883
UNCLE DREW: We don't need youto be great all the time.
2147
01:29:16,885 --> 01:29:18,952
We need you to be greatthis one time.
2148
01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:23,523
Can you do that?We believe in you.
2149
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:25,659
What if I miss?
2150
01:29:25,661 --> 01:29:26,893
ALL: What if you don't?
2151
01:29:26,895 --> 01:29:27,961
You got this.
2152
01:29:30,766 --> 01:29:32,933
Come on now.
2153
01:29:32,935 --> 01:29:34,634
LIGHTS: Let's go.Let's bring it in.
2154
01:29:34,636 --> 01:29:34,801
We in this together.
2155
01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:42,843
You got this. Buckets onthree. One, two, three.
2156
01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:44,044
ALL: Buckets!
2157
01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:46,046
UNCLE DREW: Preach,Preach, Preach.
2158
01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:49,483
In case something happens,we got no more timeouts, okay?
2159
01:29:49,485 --> 01:29:50,684
You sure?
2160
01:29:50,686 --> 01:29:53,019
Yeah, I'm sure.We used our last one.
2161
01:29:53,021 --> 01:29:55,655
I could have sworewe had one more.
2162
01:29:55,657 --> 01:29:58,125
DUKE: This is it. This is for the money in the bank.
2163
01:29:58,127 --> 01:29:59,893
This is for all the marbles.
2164
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,146
Come on, come on, Dax.
2165
01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:04,398
DUKE: Buckets, down by two, a three can win.
2166
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,800
Eight seconds left in the ball game.
2167
01:30:06,802 --> 01:30:09,436
This is Uncle with it. Uncle, looking at it.
2168
01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:12,472
Uncle over to Hobbit.
2169
01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:23,683
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
2170
01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:30,924
(ALL CHEERING)
2171
01:30:36,899 --> 01:30:39,499
(ALL CHEERING)
2172
01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:44,971
DAX: Yes, we won the Rucker,baby! We won the Rucker.
2173
01:30:44,973 --> 01:30:46,740
PREACHER: That's whatI'm talkin' about, baby!
2174
01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,642
DAX: We did this, man!We did that!
2175
01:30:48,644 --> 01:30:49,709
PREACHER: You the man!
2176
01:30:50,479 --> 01:30:52,612
Mookie! Hey, Mookie!
2177
01:30:56,084 --> 01:30:57,217
Good game, man.
2178
01:30:57,219 --> 01:30:58,485
Good game, bro.
2179
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:03,089
I see what you're doing now.Playing mind games with me.
2180
01:31:03,091 --> 01:31:07,627
Okay. I'll see you next year,bruh. The cycle continues.
2181
01:31:07,629 --> 01:31:08,829
(MOOKIE LAUGHS)
2182
01:31:09,731 --> 01:31:11,531
DAX: Fellas,we did that, y'all.
2183
01:31:11,533 --> 01:31:12,632
PREACHER: Pick him up!
2184
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:14,034
Pick me up? Hey! No, no, no.
2185
01:31:14,036 --> 01:31:15,469
He's way too heavy, boy.
2186
01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:16,536
BETTY LOU: His head too big.
2187
01:31:16,538 --> 01:31:18,138
Head weigh abouta hundred pounds.
2188
01:31:20,609 --> 01:31:21,875
I'll be back, y'all.
2189
01:31:24,046 --> 01:31:25,111
Hey.
2190
01:31:25,581 --> 01:31:26,646
Hey.
2191
01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:34,621
Oh. (LAUGHS) This is nice.
2192
01:31:44,032 --> 01:31:45,232
(LIGHTS LAUGHS)
2193
01:31:48,103 --> 01:31:50,170
-I'll be back.-Okay.
2194
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:52,939
PREACHER: There ya go.That's what
2195
01:31:52,941 --> 01:31:54,541
I'm talking about,young fella.
2196
01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:56,276
(ALL CHEERING)
2197
01:31:57,179 --> 01:31:59,713
The hero, Dax.
2198
01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:05,085
Man, I'm damn proud of you.
2199
01:32:07,155 --> 01:32:08,922
You took that last shot.
2200
01:32:10,592 --> 01:32:12,959
You miss a hundred percentof the shots you don't take.
2201
01:32:14,730 --> 01:32:16,563
Game ball goes to you.
2202
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:21,835
Your team. Your roster.
2203
01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:29,609
Nah. My family.
2204
01:32:43,792 --> 01:32:47,193
Big Fella, man, I'm reallyhappy that you're okay, man.
2205
01:32:47,195 --> 01:32:49,129
(WHIRRING)
2206
01:32:52,701 --> 01:32:53,867
And if anything...
2207
01:32:53,869 --> 01:32:55,068
(WHIRS)
2208
01:32:56,572 --> 01:32:59,306
-We were all really...-(WHIRRING)
2209
01:32:59,308 --> 01:33:01,708
(LAUGHING)
2210
01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:04,578
Okay, look, I paid the bill.
2211
01:33:04,980 --> 01:33:06,212
Thanks.
2212
01:33:06,214 --> 01:33:08,114
I had to pay the bill.You know why?
2213
01:33:08,116 --> 01:33:09,649
That's what you do for family.
2214
01:33:09,651 --> 01:33:11,117
Shh! You still talking?
2215
01:33:11,119 --> 01:33:13,687
Hey, check it out,we're on SportsCenter.
2216
01:33:13,689 --> 01:33:15,755
Everyone was clowning him, including us.
2217
01:33:15,757 --> 01:33:17,557
Well, you're number one tonight
2218
01:33:17,558 --> 01:33:19,358
in the right top ten for this right here.
2219
01:33:19,361 --> 01:33:22,362
Dax Winslow, all three of these,
2220
01:33:22,364 --> 01:33:25,799
and the Harlem Buckets win the Rucker 50.
2221
01:33:25,801 --> 01:33:28,268
I'm still baffled by a lot of this guy's story.
2222
01:33:28,270 --> 01:33:32,706
I don't understand a lot,frankly, but I know this much.
2223
01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:34,608
He went from a punchline to a hero,
2224
01:33:34,610 --> 01:33:36,242
getting carried off on his teammates'
2225
01:33:36,244 --> 01:33:38,078
shoulders in Rucker.
2226
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:39,779
Way to go, Dax.
2227
01:33:41,750 --> 01:33:43,817
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
2228
01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,537
DAX: (ON VOICEMAIL) Yo, yo, yo,
2229
01:33:47,538 --> 01:33:48,954
here's the coach of the year. Dax is here, baby.
2230
01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:50,190
I be the Rucker champ.
2231
01:33:50,191 --> 01:33:51,424
Just leave a message, you know,
2232
01:33:51,425 --> 01:33:52,658
-when I give you the chance.-(BEEPS)
2233
01:33:52,661 --> 01:33:55,629
Hey, Dax, it's, uh, me, Jess.
2234
01:33:55,631 --> 01:33:57,097
When you get a chance,give me a call back.
2235
01:33:57,099 --> 01:33:59,799
-(BEEPS)-Hey, Dax, it's me again.
2236
01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:00,900
-(BEEPS)-Your phone must be dead,
2237
01:34:00,902 --> 01:34:02,135
'cause it wentright to voicemail.
2238
01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,670
Do you rememberwhen I made that investment
2239
01:34:03,672 --> 01:34:05,071
in them shoes?Do you remember that?
2240
01:34:05,073 --> 01:34:07,641
You remember that?Do you remember that?
2241
01:34:07,643 --> 01:34:09,776
Do you remember that?Do you remember that?
2242
01:34:09,778 --> 01:34:11,411
I wanted to let you knowthat I went ahead
2243
01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:14,114
and kicked Mook to the curb.
2244
01:34:14,115 --> 01:34:16,816
Uh, I noticed the phone wentstraight to voicemail again.
2245
01:34:16,818 --> 01:34:21,321
Do you remember that? Hey.Dax, do you remember that?
2246
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:23,857
I am affiliatedwith several gangsters.
2247
01:34:23,859 --> 01:34:25,125
I will find out where you at.
2248
01:34:25,127 --> 01:34:26,726
We gonna come overto your house.
2249
01:34:26,728 --> 01:34:30,664
I let you stay in my houserent-free for all that time.
2250
01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:32,232
(SOBBING) I hate you, Dax.
2251
01:34:32,234 --> 01:34:34,300
But I love you so much.
2252
01:34:34,302 --> 01:34:36,403
I don't know whyyou're doing me like this.
2253
01:34:37,806 --> 01:34:39,906
You know what?(BLEEP) you, Dax!
2254
01:34:39,908 --> 01:34:42,075
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
2255
01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:43,943
Gotta make sure I get the behind the scene,
2256
01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:45,111
behind the scene.
2257
01:34:46,848 --> 01:34:49,215
-(ALL LAUGHING)-Yeah.
2258
01:34:49,217 --> 01:34:50,817
I appreciate you guysfollowing me to makeup.
2259
01:34:50,819 --> 01:34:52,252
But now, you gots to go.
2260
01:35:00,295 --> 01:35:01,361
Wow!
2261
01:35:11,306 --> 01:35:12,439
Kyrie's under here somewhere.
2262
01:35:16,278 --> 01:35:18,278
Uh-huh. No.
2263
01:35:19,414 --> 01:35:20,714
(DAX STAMMERS)
2264
01:35:20,716 --> 01:35:23,450
Hey, girl.Lights just called me.
2265
01:35:23,452 --> 01:35:26,286
Preacher, you put your Biblein the club and can't find it?
2266
01:35:29,791 --> 01:35:32,726
Hold up. Wait a minute.Hold on.
2267
01:35:32,728 --> 01:35:34,194
I can't play in that tourney
2268
01:35:34,196 --> 01:35:35,929
and let that little white boyblock my shot again.
2269
01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:37,864
Give me a pudding even thoughit's gonna give me diarrhea.
2270
01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:39,032
Hey, I don't mean to grabyour face.
2271
01:35:39,034 --> 01:35:40,200
-I'm sorry.-(BOTH LAUGHS)
2272
01:35:40,202 --> 01:35:42,936
Hold up, hold up.Run it back, run it back.
2273
01:35:42,938 --> 01:35:45,038
Don't you wanna gowith a coach
2274
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:46,439
who straight uplooks like Urkel
2275
01:35:46,441 --> 01:35:48,508
got put in a trash compactor?
2276
01:35:48,510 --> 01:35:51,177
-Isn't that what you want?-(BOTH LAUGH)
2277
01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:54,013
Wait a minute. Run that back.Just run it back.
2278
01:35:54,015 --> 01:35:55,181
Don't you wanna be coached
2279
01:35:55,183 --> 01:35:56,449
by a dudewho looks like an M&M?
2280
01:35:56,451 --> 01:35:58,184
(LAUGHING)
2281
01:35:58,186 --> 01:35:59,753
Double or nothin' this time.
2282
01:35:59,755 --> 01:36:01,888
Double or nothin',double or nothin'.
2283
01:36:01,890 --> 01:36:03,189
-(BLOWS WHISTLE)-Hey, man, you don't
2284
01:36:03,191 --> 01:36:04,491
blow no whistle in my gym.
2285
01:36:04,493 --> 01:36:06,526
(BOTH BLOWING WHISTLES)
2286
01:36:08,930 --> 01:36:10,029
(BLOWING LONG WHISTLE)
2287
01:36:10,031 --> 01:36:11,931
Okay, that's... Okay... Stop!
2288
01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:14,300
Or little hobbit herecould take his spot.
2289
01:36:14,302 --> 01:36:16,136
Who you callin' a hobbit,Uncle Ben?
2290
01:36:16,138 --> 01:36:17,821
Uncle Ben?
2291
01:36:17,822 --> 01:36:19,505
DAX: You heard what I said.Get me some rice.
2292
01:36:19,508 --> 01:36:22,008
-No, no, no...-(ALL LAUGHING)
2293
01:36:22,010 --> 01:36:25,078
Youngblood, I can't take thisrappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
2294
01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:26,212
You say "hippity-hoppity."
2295
01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,347
That's somethingrabbits would make.
2296
01:36:27,349 --> 01:36:28,782
If rabbits made music,
2297
01:36:28,784 --> 01:36:30,550
it would be calledhippity-hoppity.
2298
01:36:30,552 --> 01:36:32,919
You know how old this van is?Older than you.
2299
01:36:32,921 --> 01:36:34,220
I assume it is, brother.
2300
01:36:34,222 --> 01:36:36,556
Lots gone downin here. (CHUCKLES)
2301
01:36:36,558 --> 01:36:38,491
Somethin' went down here,stained that seat.
2302
01:36:39,227 --> 01:36:41,928
Feel good about that.
2303
01:36:41,930 --> 01:36:45,865
Got a microwave in here,you got carpet everywhere.
2304
01:36:45,867 --> 01:36:47,200
Ain't no tellin'what old women
2305
01:36:47,202 --> 01:36:48,401
you'd have back there.
2306
01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:49,903
Probably had your mommaback there.
2307
01:36:49,905 --> 01:36:51,237
-DAX: You ever say...-Ooh!
2308
01:36:51,239 --> 01:36:53,106
I'm an orphan,for your information.
2309
01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:54,574
So I don't knowwho my momma is.
2310
01:36:54,576 --> 01:36:56,276
(BOTH LAUGH)
2311
01:36:56,278 --> 01:36:59,245
This is what we calla ditty now. Ooh.
2312
01:36:59,247 --> 01:37:04,117
My lady... That dittyjust crazy. Mmm!
2313
01:37:04,119 --> 01:37:05,885
I got it. This isthe real version.
2314
01:37:05,887 --> 01:37:08,121
We not goin' be disrespectinga classic like that.
2315
01:37:08,123 --> 01:37:09,189
That came outbefore you was...
2316
01:37:09,191 --> 01:37:11,224
-You have to drive.-Oh, I forgot.
2317
01:37:15,063 --> 01:37:18,565
Get out of here. Go!
2318
01:37:18,567 --> 01:37:21,367
Courses. I've come a long waysince Kazaam.
2319
01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,937
That is sick!
2320
01:37:23,939 --> 01:37:25,405
(HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING)
2321
01:37:30,078 --> 01:37:32,011
(SHOUTING)
2322
01:37:35,483 --> 01:37:37,016
I found him in a grocery store
2323
01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:38,284
putting canson the top shelves.
2324
01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:40,119
That's all he's good for.
2325
01:37:41,323 --> 01:37:42,589
(LAUGHING) I'm sorry.
2326
01:37:42,591 --> 01:37:44,257
(YELLING)
2327
01:37:46,461 --> 01:37:48,628
You are my Beyonce, okay?
2328
01:37:48,630 --> 01:37:52,198
Not Dantay, not White Dantay,not Jeff,
2329
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:55,301
and not the dude who look likehe sang with New Addition.
2330
01:37:55,303 --> 01:37:56,402
-(ALL LAUGHING)-I'm so sorry.
2331
01:37:56,404 --> 01:37:57,637
I'm so sorry.
2332
01:37:57,639 --> 01:38:00,240
(HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING)
2333
01:38:11,186 --> 01:38:13,453
Rapid fire.I gotta go rapid fire.
2334
01:38:37,112 --> 01:38:39,145
Here we go.Watch this right here.
2335
01:38:39,147 --> 01:38:40,380
Ow! Ow!
2336
01:38:40,382 --> 01:38:41,915
(ALL EXCLAIM)
2337
01:38:43,551 --> 01:38:44,651
What is this, man?
2338
01:38:44,653 --> 01:38:47,353
That look likea dead inch worm.
2339
01:38:49,491 --> 01:38:50,990
Who you trying to be?Morgan Freeman?
2340
01:38:54,262 --> 01:38:56,596
You playeda heck of a game today, sir.
2341
01:38:56,598 --> 01:38:58,064
Appreciateyou saying that, Coach.
2342
01:38:58,066 --> 01:39:00,600
You ever think aboutre-taking those SATs?
2343
01:39:00,602 --> 01:39:03,469
You have four years leftof eligibility, right?
2344
01:39:03,471 --> 01:39:05,305
I'm more of a Blue Devil manmyself, Coach.
2345
01:39:05,307 --> 01:39:06,372
(LAUGHS)
2346
01:39:07,709 --> 01:39:09,108
MAN: Come on, Dax!
2347
01:39:11,179 --> 01:39:13,646
Oh, too late, Drew. Too late.
2348
01:39:13,648 --> 01:39:15,481
Your old-ass legs broke upon you, Drew.
2349
01:39:15,483 --> 01:39:18,084
(HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING)
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