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♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪
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♪ In the treetop ♪
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♪ When the wind blows ♪
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♪ The cradle will rock ♪
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♪ When the bough breaks ♪
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♪ The cradle will fall ♪
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♪ And down will come baby ♪
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♪ Cradle and all. ♪
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Sweet dreams.
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(light switch clicks)
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♪ The whole Fox Networkwas in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly14 billion years ago ♪
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♪ They began a TV show ♪
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♪ Then Bart triedto sell his soul ♪
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♪ Lisa turned to vegetables,Grampa started fighting bulls ♪
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♪ Springfield built a wall ♪
♪ The Who played on the top ♪
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♪ Carl, Lenny, Barney, Moe ♪
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♪ And a fat bald guywho hollers "d'oh" ♪
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♪ It all startedwith The Simpsons, d'oh! ♪
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♪ I'm just a gigolo ♪
♪ Gigolo ♪
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♪ And everywhere I go ♪
♪ Gigolo ♪
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♪ People know the part ♪
♪ Gigolo, gigolo ♪
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♪ I'm playing ♪
♪ Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo ♪
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♪ Paid for every dance... ♪
♪ Gigolo... ♪
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Showtime.
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♪ Ooh, and they're sayin' ♪
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♪ Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo... ♪
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Your tea, Nana.
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(laughs)
Sweet darling boy.
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BART: I knowwhat you're thinking.
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This must besome kind of prank.
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Is there laxativein the punch bowl?
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Well, there is, buttheir doctors prescribed that.
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I've changed.
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I've become pinchable.
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You look confused.
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Why don't I startfrom the beginning?
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♪ Grandpa, Grandma ♪
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♪ We love you ♪
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♪ We will showwhat school can do ♪
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♪ We cleaned our desk,we learned this song ♪
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♪ Teachers beat uswhen you're gone ♪
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♪ Grandma, grandpa,you're the best ♪
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♪ Now you can be laid to rest. ♪
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Simpson. Those lyrics are
unapproved and not that funny.
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Come with me.
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Hey, Skinner.
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Sure, you're tough enough
to punish a little boy,
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but what about a
Marine Corps veteran?
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Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, Seymour.
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Note to my mom or detention?
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Which of your two lame weapons
are you gonna unleash on me?
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I have other weapons.
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SKINNER:
I have no other weapons.
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Seymour, walk me
to the bus stop.
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Mother, what are you doing here?
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I wanted to make sure
you remember
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that I think your job is stupid.
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Simpson, I thought
of your punishment.
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Bart here will walk you
to the bus stop.
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That'll kill two birds
with one stone.
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(chuckles)
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First time a worm
ever killed a bird.
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(Bart laughs)
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LENNY:
Okay, Lenny, don't be nervous.
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This is the big one.
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Gotcha! Where am I?
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(scoffs)
You walked in the core.
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Yeah, we better seal
this thing up tight.
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(meows)
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I'm playing Peekimon Get, see?
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That's a wild Rotata.
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That has got to be the stupidest
game I've ever heard of.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's really a kids' game.
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And it's silly for me to...
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Quiet, I'm playing it.
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(air horn blows)
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Quitting time.
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Three-day weekend.
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(Homer yelping in panic)
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Haw-haw!
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♪ Bart's holding hands ♪
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♪ With an old lady ♪
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♪ Who seems kind of sweet ♪
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♪ And my grandmas are gone ♪
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♪ One's in jail,and one's in dirt jail. ♪
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Back in a flash, Grandmama.
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Try not to win any beauty
pageants while I'm gone.
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Oh.
(laughs)
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Agnes!
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Oh, you just missed my
perfect little Martin.
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Eh, I saw him.
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He's beefing up,
that's for sure.
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Don't you love
Grandparents' Day?
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I get to meet all the little
boys Martin snitches on.
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Is that your grandson?
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Or is this just
a... a pity walk?
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He's not...
A pity walker?
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I love my Gam-Gam.
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Ha. You hear that?
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Gam-Gam.
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What's your pet name?
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Gram-Gram.
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That's the stupidest thing
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I've ever heard.
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I can't believe
Martin left you alone
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in this cold hallway.
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Thanks, Peaches.
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You're a gift to this world.
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You deserve
to be wrapped up, Gam-Gam.
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Gam-Gam-Gam.
(laughs)
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Gam-Gam-Gam.
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For you, Grandmama.
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A diorama of the sky
from the night you were born.
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Give me
your sweater.
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But-but without it,
I'm nippley.
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(both laugh)
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You hear that? Oh, no...
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BART:
Nippley.
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I always wanted a grandson.
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A cute little guy I could take
to the circus and the movies.
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Someone I could spoil rotten.
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I'm halfway there, ma'am.
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Well, this is my bus.
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Goes right by the
candy store, eh?
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Don't take my mother, I need her
to make me French toast!
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Egg yolks scare me...
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Ooh, a Rattlesnitch.
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(rattling)
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(laughing, whooping)
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Got it.
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Got it.
Lo tango.
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Duffman has got it.
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Got it.
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Got it.
Got it.
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Got it.
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Got it.
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Got it.
Got it.
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Now that's a spicy Peekiball.
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Got it.
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(gibbering)
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And so...
Aw, I didn't get it.
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Won't anyone help me?
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Got it, and no.
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Now Maggie, there's no
monster under your bed.
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Ooh, there is one on your face.
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Oh, man, there's like
a million in here.
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Here's the phone,
so you can see them.
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Nighty night.
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(creatures growling)
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In the gospel
according to Luke, uh...
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(sighs)
If you two don't mind.
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Look this game is,
or at least was,
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bigger than Jesus, okay?
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Hmm, that's a pretty low bar
these days.
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Ah, Skunk-a-san.
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Why can't I capture you?
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(screams)
It's real!
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D'oh!
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(gargling)
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(moaning)
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Sprayed by a skunk.
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Homie, that game's
too dangerous.
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The game was fine.
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Reality was dangerous.
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And could you move
a little to your left?
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There's a Stumble-Bee
right behind you.
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Oh, is there any fad
you don't take too far?
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The aerobics ones.
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Mom, what Dad could
use is a co-player,
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who makes sure he
doesn't get hurt.
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Because the game
is good for him.
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You can see that he's lost
weight from the walking.
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I'm using the factory holes
on my belt.
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Oh, wow. Wow.
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Lisa, why are you interested?
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Because it's the
greatest game ever.
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In this world, I
can throw a ball.
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Hmm, okay.
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(grunts)
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I'd prefer if you didn't
turn your skunk bath
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into a giant cocktail.
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Ugh. One damn rule after
another around here.
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Peekisaurus at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Please come in.
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Enjoy your game
from which I do not make a dime.
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(laughs) I'll be darned
if this little critter
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doesn't look like your god.
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And I'll be darned
if this sad wino
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doesn't look like your god.
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Do unto Snickers as you would
have Snickers do unto you.
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♪ ♪
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Oh.
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Well.
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Such good manners.
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I went out to get you
some sneakers.
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The kind that gang members wear.
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BART: Heaven.But I couldn't help thinking,
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why settlefor one golden goose,
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when you can have a gaggle?
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Bessie, have I seen
your grandkids in church?
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No. I don't have
any grandchildren.
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Here's my headshot.
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BESSIE:
Oh...
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BART: In fights with your
children, I take your side.
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(gasps) And
what's this?
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I have a loose tooth.
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Oh!
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(Bart chuckles)
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♪ ♪
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BART: It might've feltmore like a lie
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if I had to saythe word "grandmother."
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Fortunately, my ladies liketo be called anything but.
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Good morning, Momo.
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I love you, Geema.
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Momtom!
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Na-nee!
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Ugogo!
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Waipo.
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Hey, who wants a box
full of firecrackers?
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They won't light up
the night like you.
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Aw.
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Man, nothing beatsladies in their 80s.
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Twice my age plus 60.
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Perfect.
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♪ ♪
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(screaming)
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(whirring)
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(steam whistle blows)
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Ketchup? In my kitchen?
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Never!
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(laughs)
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(whistling)
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Bart?
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Hey, Mom. Want a
pep-o-mint drop?
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Yes, but since when
do you carry those?
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Oh, I got it all.
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Altoids, butterscotch candy,
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Jelly Bellies, and
Turkish delight.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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It's someone named Gertie.
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Is that a girl in your class?
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I know a lot of Gerties.
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Did it sound like she was
talking through her throat?
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Uh, I'll just give you
the phone.
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GERTIE (through electrolarynx):
Hello, sweetie, I didn't know
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if you wantedPlayStation or Xbox,
251
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so I got both.
252
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,478
Maw-maw? I ordered
so many toys,
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you get
free shipping.
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Oh, so thoughtful.
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Interested?
My card.
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Book now for Christmas.
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I was juggling50 shades of gray.
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I've been
watching you.
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I know exactly
what you're up to.
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I'm not up to
anything, lady.
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(through electrolarynx):
This is for you.
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Thanks for coming to
my brother's wake.
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It's what I do.
264
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,116
You are a cold little customer.
265
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,850
Agreed. Now,
are we done here?
266
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,185
Because I've got birthday
checks to deposit.
267
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,620
I've got birthdays
like Lindy's has pickles.
268
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,426
Do you even know what
that means? Do you?
269
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,799
What is this? Pick On
the Con Artist Day?
270
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:08,128
I'll pay you $100 to pick me up,
four days in a row,
271
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,695
from the Sunnyday Nursing Home.
272
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,873
Sunnyday,
that's on Fifth, right?
273
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,372
Yes. Ask for Phoebe Pratt.
274
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,444
Oh, my dear, you look
like Cybil Shepherd.
275
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,144
I am Cybil Shepherd.
276
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:22,006
Impossible, Cybil Shepherd
is notoriously difficult.
277
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,515
Aah!
278
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,747
Oh, my God, everyone,
it's Cybil Shepherd!
279
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,028
So it turns out you
can buy Peeky creatures
280
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,960
with real money.
281
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:42,195
But the fun of the game is
catching them, not buying them.
282
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,172
Lisa, I can think of
no better investment
283
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,001
than invisible creatures
that are part of an over-hyped,
284
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,306
passing fad.
285
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,707
Please?
I'm in.
286
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:52,009
You know, I'm really
starting to like you.
287
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,612
Mmm.
Mmm.
288
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,375
I'm here for Phoebe.
289
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,583
Weren't you just
here for Eunice?
290
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,345
Hey, a guy can have
two grandmothers.
291
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,593
Look it up.
292
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,818
All right, you've
served your purpose.
293
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,194
Good-bye.
294
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,032
A hundred bucks to
walk you to the curb?
295
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,187
Sunnyday is a secure facility.
296
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,026
A family member
must sign me out.
297
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,702
Why are you there?
You seem normal.
298
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,901
Happy anniversary.
Got it!
299
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,873
My family fear I'll wander off
into some forest.
300
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,373
So where are you going?
301
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,744
Well, that forest over there.
302
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,543
Mm, I better come with you.
303
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,084
Those woods are full of bullies.
304
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,749
So, did you get it?
305
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,048
Yep, here's
the orzo.
306
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,720
You idiot, you were
supposed to get ouzo.
307
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,219
Orzo is, like,
thick, brown rice.
308
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,692
You're like thick,
brown rice.
309
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,090
(grunting)
310
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,599
It's good stuff.
311
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,098
So, Pheebs, tell me
about yourself.
312
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,600
I'm a nature photographer.
313
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:52,102
Wow, two things that
won't exist in 20 years.
314
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,754
Oh, you're quite good at
taking the piss out of someone.
315
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,307
Wait, that's
okay to say?
316
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,945
Taking the piss.
317
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,920
Taking the piss. Taking
the piss, taking the piss.
318
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,619
♪ Taking the piss. ♪
319
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,551
Have you gotten that
out of your system?
320
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,616
I'll get up in the middle
of the night and say one more.
321
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,286
Poor old buck.
322
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,434
Probably the last spring
he'll make it up the mountain.
323
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,100
Want me to throw
a rock at it?
324
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,599
No!
325
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,100
He'll know
when his time has come.
326
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,473
We all do.
327
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,472
(bellows)
328
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,813
Hey, I got to be me.
329
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,780
Right, it's been four days.
330
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,438
As we agreed.
331
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,676
Um, I don't feel right
taking your money.
332
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,346
I bequeath this to you.
333
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,954
"Bequeath"?
334
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,986
What does that mean?
Oh, look it up.
335
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,491
Good-bye, Bart.
336
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,691
(snoring)
337
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,596
Aah!
338
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,798
I'm having brunch with my little
man and I need the bus pass.
339
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,631
Mother, you know that boy
is a ne'er-do-well
340
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,496
and possibly a scofflaw.
341
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,105
Seymour, it's time
you lived your life.
342
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,937
I will live my life.
343
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,806
And I'll start by leaving
my hair mussed up.
344
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,315
MRS. SKINNER:
And comb that hair.
345
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,177
I'll finger-comb it,
is what I'll do.
346
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,516
BART:
Oh, bequeath...
347
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,991
Bequeath, bequeath.
348
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,659
I can't believe
she's making me do this.
349
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,857
I'm gonna look up a word.
350
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,589
How do you look up a word?
351
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,625
I'd like to
look up a word.
352
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,060
Give me your phone.
353
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,795
What's the word?
"Bequeath."
354
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,035
This means something
you give away when you die.
355
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,337
She must be sick.
356
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,639
How much do I owe you?
357
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,170
Oh, no, it's...
358
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,565
five dollars.
359
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,850
I'm here to see Phoebe,
it's kind of a surprise.
360
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,679
But she left this morning.
361
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,154
She said you were
waiting outside
362
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,722
and I didn't bother to check.
363
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,151
What kind of a nursing home
are you running here?
364
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,316
Oh, is it panic you want?
365
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,025
Patient missing!
Patient missing!
366
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,558
What's with
you, Judy?
367
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,263
He knows my name.
368
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,402
(alarm blaring)
369
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,604
Those tracks were made
by tennis balls, Lou.
370
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,606
Get me files on Pete Sampras
371
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,608
and the Williams sisters.
372
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,750
BART: I realized she had mepick her up four days in a row
373
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,577
so the home's guardwould be down
374
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,122
and she could leave on her own.
375
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,177
But why?
376
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,886
He'll know
when his time has come.
377
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,318
We all do.
378
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,917
Can't believe I missed that.
379
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,356
Or this.
380
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,530
Don't tell anyone,
I plan to off myself.
381
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,260
♪ ♪
382
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,796
Okay, these Peekimon
cheats cost us 600 bucks.
383
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,703
No one but you
or I must know.
384
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:44,284
I'm starting to suspect that
trophy was not real gold.
385
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,137
Can we talk about
something else?
386
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,776
Absolutely.
387
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,451
After you put your
fingerprints on this knife.
388
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,719
Dad!
389
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,977
It's a cake knife.
390
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,475
I just had an extra piece.
391
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,746
Two extra pieces.
392
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,154
Okay, two extra cakes.
393
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,816
But all cakes are pieces
of something bigger.
394
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,424
Just touch the knife.
395
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,726
Dad, why are you making me
hide things from Mom?
396
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,729
You're right.
397
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:04,960
That's my job.
398
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,725
Well, it's my fault too.
399
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,933
No, sweetie,
no more secrets.
400
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,665
From now on
we're an open book.
401
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,340
Guys!
How much did you hear?
402
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,239
We may have to
get rid of the boy.
403
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,770
I don't know what
you're talking about.
404
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,435
I need you to look
for something.
Forget it.
405
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,845
I learned from Peekimon
that's a slippery slope.
406
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,678
Especially that time
I fell down a slippery slope.
407
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,424
Look, this isn't
a stupid game.
408
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,619
I'm looking for a lady
who may be in trouble.
409
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,991
Is it Patty?
No.
410
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,420
Is it Selma?
No!
411
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,594
Let's roll.
412
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,527
This is where we used to go.
413
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,528
Bart, what were
you up to?
414
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,100
Being the perfect grandson.
415
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,469
For our grandma?
416
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,027
No, for everybody but her.
417
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,935
Now please,
we got to find Phoebe.
418
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,667
Well, we'll need the help of...
419
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,513
experienced Peekimon searchers.
420
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,939
Hmm.
421
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,644
This is who
we're looking for.
422
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,475
Oh, you're no fun.
423
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,381
What's her Peeki-name?
424
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,723
Um... Dame Judi Dentures.
425
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,018
(searchers laugh)
426
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,650
And her point value?
427
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,154
I don't know,
a zillion?
428
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,886
(all exclaim)
429
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,121
Okay, let's do it.
430
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,357
♪ ♪
431
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,332
LISA:
♪ I want to be the very best ♪
432
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,302
♪ This is my new career ♪
433
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,972
HOMER:
♪ And then takea long, long rest ♪
434
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:22,672
♪ And celebrate with beer ♪
435
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:26,075
LISA:
♪ I will travelacross the land ♪
436
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,449
♪ Catching beastswho've done no crime ♪
437
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,316
HOMER:
♪ Playing games made in Japan ♪
438
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,648
♪ I love to waste my time ♪
439
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,892
LISA:
♪ This is fun for everyone ♪
440
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,762
♪ Even babies play the game ♪
441
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,558
♪ Maggie cannot ♪
442
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,503
♪ Say a word ♪
443
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,128
♪ But watch her staband kill and maim. ♪
444
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,001
I found something.
445
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,936
(owl hoots, bone crunches)
446
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,412
Peekimon searchers, huh?
447
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,940
Well, that's the stupidest thing
I've ever...
448
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,205
Found her!
449
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,513
(voice breaking):
Oh, my God.
450
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,886
Hello.
451
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,417
Oh, I-I seem to have
fallen asleep...
452
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,723
in this forest...
453
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,264
with apparently
excellent Wi-Fi.
454
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,560
Uh, yes, all the trees
are cell phone towers.
455
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,434
What are you
doing out here?
456
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,802
Oh... I'll-I'll admit
I-I had some dark thoughts
457
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,472
and I used you to
escape from the home.
458
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:29,142
But once I got out here by
myself, completely free,
459
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,982
I realized there's
so much to live for.
460
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,408
And... I want my camera back.
461
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,884
Can we still
hike sometimes?
462
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,283
Yes, and we
could go inside
463
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,124
that mill house
you love so much.
464
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,290
Milhouse is not a place,
it's a nerd.
465
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,648
Oh, well,
there you go.
466
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,556
BART:
So that's it.
467
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,988
I learned playing with women'shearts is a dangerous game.
468
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,895
And it's wrong to takeadvantage of the elderly.
469
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,774
And Grampa?
470
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,968
I'm sorry I embarrassed
you on Grandparents' Day.
471
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,242
Geez! I thought
my stories were long.
472
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,749
Homer?
Uh... what?
473
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,319
I know about the $600.
474
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,578
You're right, Marge.
475
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,816
We spent too much.
476
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,091
Bart was a gigolo.
477
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,319
What are you gonna do?
478
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,793
Be mad at the world?
479
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,661
(groans) Maybe you
could say something
480
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,190
to make me feel better.
481
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,755
The kids are fine.
482
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,333
The game is a fad,
and in no time at all
483
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,872
you'll be worried
about something else.
484
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,838
Huh, I do feel better.
485
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,938
Hmm, you know, the last
couple of pies I baked
486
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,341
haven't been great.
487
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,942
There you go.
488
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,223
I like your hair. Finger-combed?
489
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,556
Yes, because I decide
how my hair looks.
490
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,232
MRS. SKINNER:
Seymour!
491
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,730
Just wanted to tell you
I'm here with a real man.
492
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,002
My silhouette's replacing
yours on the stairs.
493
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,672
(Milhouse chuckles)
494
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,701
So enjoy your meal, son.
495
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,006
I'm buying dessert.
496
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,507
Oh, that's so nice.
497
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,739
For you,
498
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,343
not that son-snatcher.
499
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,335
(grumbles)
500
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,476
♪ ♪
501
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:25,691
LISA: ♪ I want to bethe very best ♪
502
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:29,262
♪ This is my new career ♪
503
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,032
HOMER: ♪ I want to givethis game a rest ♪
504
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:36,001
♪ I've been playingsince last year ♪
505
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,002
SEA CAPTAIN:
♪ I play it on my little boat ♪
506
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,765
♪ Sitting in a cove ♪
507
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,543
Yar.
508
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,442
OTTO: ♪ I ran my busright off a cliff ♪
509
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:49,175
♪ Was playing while I drove ♪
510
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,552
LISA: ♪ This fad was hot ♪
511
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,250
♪ And then was not ♪
512
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,792
♪ These things come and go ♪
513
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,858
HOMER:
♪ All I know is once again ♪
514
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,928
♪ I wasted lots of dough. ♪
515
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,031
(snarling, growling)
516
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,429
Shh!
517
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,926
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