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No, boss, no

Take it easy

No, stop it, no...

Universal Centre

You're not receptionist anymore

You'll be my personal assistant

People will take call for you Do you understand?

I knew I'd sell myself on the first day I worked here

But I couldn't imagine that I had sex with such ugly pig

So I contemplated my future at a place...

where no pig and dog were there

Though I have phobia of water I went to seaside that day

And something happened Just like Japanese drama

I had an unforgettable vacation at the seaside

Hey, what are you doing?

Leave me alone

It's dangerous

Let me go

No, don't do that

Help!

Calm down

I'm not one night stand guy

You're going to be my assistant after vacation

Then I can try other position with you

Can my dignity be compensated with vacation?

Hey. It's dangerous. Do you know that?

I'm not committing suicide I just want to pick up my shoes

You can't swim, so be careful

Where can I see you again?

You can see me at the seaside

Boss, here is your fish water

Thanks

You're torturing the small animal again

I'm going to report to the Humane Society

He has a good master. You should envy him

He can take fresh air

Unlike us, we take filthy air everyday

Yeah

Your beer seems purer than the seawater

I have a new class today, Dawn

Can you watch the girls for me?

I'm not your assistant

You should watch the sea, not the girls

You can have more business

Come here, Gordon

Coming

I'm going now

How many seat?

Do you come to swim?

I just want to have some drink, can I?

You want to learn lifesaving from him?

Lifesaving? You're kidding!

Many girls come here and learn lifesaving from him

The lesson begins now. Go!

You can leave your bag here

You'll be too exhausted to take the bag after the lesson

Another newcomer

So do that one over there

The tits are very big!

Would you mind apply it to my chest?

Are all present?

Yes

Sir!

Stop that! It will fade later

I come here to say thank you to you

Then stay here! Lie down!

Lie down?

I said lie down

Let me do that

You don't want to be drowned again do you?

What do you mean?

I'm going to teach you lifesaving

To save yourself, you should know how to save others

Do you understand?

One, two, one, two...

One, two, come on One, two, one, two...

One two, one two, come on Go ahead, go

One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, One, two

I've twisted my waist

What's wrong with you?

I've twisted my waist

Let me see. How's that?

It hurts

You're all right. Go on

One, two, three Four, come on, five...

I'm going to washroom

Can you change your position?

You look at the sea all day Don't you feel bored?

Come here

What is up?

When can we rescue people?

Give me your hand

It's itchy

Give me your hand

You can rescue a dog but not people Your hand is not sturdy enough

I was drowned because I wasn't being alert

I can swim doesn't mean that I can save life

And there are lifeguards

I'll be a lifeguard if I can rescue many people

Let us have some drink!

What? Do you feel dry at your throat?

It's not opened yet, stupid girl

What do you want?

I want to...

You're on your own here No one can help you

I don't understand why Gordon is so fascinating...

That so many girls come to learn lifesaving from him

So you're one of them

I've never seen him as a cute guy

Otherwise I am a lifeguard, too

I bet you were saved by him?

Drink it slowly or you'll get cramps in water

Put her down, slowly

When you drag the drowned on the shore

You should get the water out of her body

Her belly should be on your shoulder So when you put her down

the water will come out

Then you should give her breath

Let me try!

I want to try, too!

Everyone must do it!

Do what I told you yesterday

Two in a group! You two in a group!

Yes!

The one who plays the drowned should relax

And act like an unconscious person

You're frightened when you're drowned

You're frightened to death when you're on shore

Relax, trust your lifeguard Close your eyes

Straight out your legs

Then press the chest

Remember to do it in rhythm. One, two...

For the drowned one, please cooperate!

It's a matter of life and death!

Push down on the chest 3 times

then give her breath

If the drowned twitches

press down her head

What's wrong? Are you all right?

Are you all right?

My god!

Give way!

She get drowned even she is not in water

Excuse me! Excuse me!

What's wrong?

Excuse me! Grace! Grace!

What are you laughing? Stop it!

I'm so exhausted today I feel good after taking a shower

To me, the sun burns today!

You'd better not put on the bra next time

It's annoying to wear the bra!

Don't show them if the tits are big

Shit! What's the use of big tits?

Small is cute!

I know you're tired. Let me make up

Wait me in the warehouse at 9 p.m.

I will have a surprise for you, Gordon

Let's have dinner, Grace

No, I have a date

Stand here

Come out! What are you doing?

Relax! Sit down!

Close your eyes

What? You're straight in usual

I can't believe you can be so bad

What is that noise?

Straight out your legs!

What are you doing? It's strange

You have a fine skin

What are you doing? Who are you?

Hush...

All of you must swim to the boat within one minute

Then swim back without life ring

Do you understand?

I understand

Ready, one, two, three

Come back, I said without life ring. Go!

No!

Go!

No, no

I said go!

No! I won't go...

You come here to learn lifesaving You're not having fun

I'm scared!

You just suck! Just come here for fun

Who says that?

Look, they are all swimming

Why not you? I know you suck

But I didn't think that you took life so lightly

You'd rather be drowned

I was drowned

You don't show your tender to women

All right, piss off! You don't belong here!

Go! Piss off! Go!

Hey, why you take my drink?

Calm down!

I'm fine

Really? You almost drink my fish

Where is Gordon?

He always makes people annoyed

But he did that for your own good

You can swim doesn't mean that you can save life

But it's easier to save yourself

He saves everyone?

He saves the drowned

And the people he saved usually become lifeguards

He saved us all?

Some were just drowned

Some were deliberately drowned

And it happened that they were saved by him

And then they wanted to be lifeguards

No man was drowned?

Men don't want to lose face

They always say they're all right when they are saved

Have you seen a man swim alone?

Yes!

They usually come to tan but not swim

Because they want to look at girls

Men were dirty

So do women

You're a woman of wide experience

Why a woman likes to have sex with another woman?

You tried that!

You had sex with her, too?

Cut the crap. Go back to the subject

Actually you can talk to Gordon

You're not the first one to be scolded by him

He scolded you was for your own good

Some guys may tell you that you are good

But actually they want to cheat you

I know that. I've seen many assholes

If you have something want to tell Gordon

you can tell me

I can tell him for you

Do you feel better now?

Can I have a drink?

If I go broke

you'll be lifeguard here during the day

And wash dishes for me at night

Do you feel bored, Dawn?

Watching the sea all day

Don't you feel bored asking the same question again

I take beer for you

Let us talk for a while

You come here to learn lifesaving You're not having fun

I know you suck

But I didn't think that you took life so lightly

You'd rather be drowned

Help...

Hang on. Take it easy

Help...

You're crazy! Learn to run before learning to walk

I...

What?

You can't swim How can you rescue people?

You should cry for help!

Do you understand?

But he was in danger!

I couldn't leave him alone!

He wasn't like you

If I didn't rescue him, he would die

He would be a dead man if you rescued him

It's all right that you don't teach me any lifesaving skill

But saving life is an instinct

What? I don't teach you? It's you who don't learn the skill

It's all your faults!

I was all right in the water

What? So why you waved your hands?

Nut! You need to have a brain check in hospital

I admit I don't swim in good style But I wasn't drowned indeed

Well, you're fine now. Just cut the crap

If it happened earlier

then Gordon could rescue you

What are you saying?

He was so horny that he couldn't save you

Nonsense!

Wipe your hair! Nut!

Eddie

Hi, Gordon

You're running again! Don't run Let me see

Shit! My old wound is here!

So why are you running?

You'll be damned if you can't walk

Come on

Is it all right?

No problem,

But I'm fatter than before

I'm strong

If we see our coach now

will he let us to compete in Olympic?

You can't even be an athlete in local contest

Sit down, cripple

Well...

If I didn't injure my muscle that year

and you weren't a teacher

then you could win a gold medal in 800m

And I could win one in marathon

In fact

Teaching is not a perfect job for me

Everyday is the same The students said history

and chemistry were useless They wanted to learn things fast

Just like the menu on TV

Actually I find you quite like teaching

You've taught many lifeguards here

But you just teach girls only

You used to be a teacher in girl school Now you're a coach of female lifeguard

They were things many years ago

Why your leg hasn't fully recovered yet?

You have some psychological problems?

Of course not!

The reason is that no one takes care of me

I remember the coach told us You are what you eat

I think you'll turn better if you take some chicken leg soup

I bet you didn't do what the coach said

Will you boil the soup for me?

Yes, I'll. Let's go

Hey, what are you doing here?

Nothing. Don't you have lesson? What are you doing here?

Are you still mad at me?

No, I 'm not

I have a task for you

What?

Help me to look after Eddie

What do you think of me?

You're still mad at me

Who says that?

Then you agree to do it. He's yours now

Hey

That way

Come on

Come in

No, don't think I will look after you

I'm not your nurse!

Come in and wash your sandy feet

Here

What's wrong with the water?

Nothing. Do you have gin beer?

No!

Let me buy it for you

No, thanks. Do you have beer?

Sit down first

Hey, do you have food?

Do you like this?

What do you usually do?

Watching TV and reading newspaper

What else?

Your beer

Hey, do you have other food?

They are in the fridge Go find them yourself

They have to be cooked

There is a box of cooked food inside

Do you have Tabasco?

Just a minute

Do you need me to hold you?

No, thanks

Do you need this?

No, thanks

It's you

Are you tired?

I didn't do anything

Hush, stop talking, relax

I like you being gentle to me

I can be rude to you

What are you doing?

I like being rude. Do you like it?

Hey, are you all right?

Yes

Let's have dinner Hey, dinnertime

Why you didn't ask me to have dinner?

I've asked you! Come!

No

An idiot is here!

Since afternoon

you're like an idiot

I really don't know what I'm doing now

Someone disturbs me in learning lifesaving

Who disturbs you? Gordon?

It's slut Pamila I'll be better off without her

She was also saved by Gordon

Anyway, I don't like her

Crazy!

I have an idea. Come here. Come here

What do you want?

I'm going to set up a sex trap

You're vicious! Go! Go!

I need your help

You must be kidding! No way!

Will you help me?

No

Will you?

No

Will you?

Damn...

You're going to invite Pamila to dine at your house

You have to look very romantic And you're going to light a candle

SM? I can't do that!

No! Don't cut in!

Then you start to seduce her

You sit on sofa

And you suggest to open a bottle of red wine in your room

How come the glasses are put in the room?

Shut up! Because you're going to put the aphrodisiac

into her glass of red wine

And she will get horny...

Then you two can't help to...

You're wrong! I can help it!

Then I'll be there

and shoot the whole thing

Hey! I want to show you something

Then he will be mad at Pamila

And I'll have Gordon

Do you agree?

Do we really need to do so many things?

Of course

But...

What!

All right...

Is she not coming?

Did you invite her?

Maybe I'm not cute enough

But she accepted your invitation

I have self-knowledge

You choose Gordon, not me

She accepted my invitation at that time

But now she has changed her mind

So she is not coming

Call her

Hello!

Hello, where are you, Pamila?

I'm watching a movie

But you promised to dine at my place tonight

Tonight?

Today is Saturday

No, today is Sunday

I've prepared some dishes for you

All right, I'll be at your home soon

Please come now! Bye

She said she would be here soon

I knew she would come

We have to wait for a moment

Let me test the camera

Take your time

Hey, she is here

Light the candle, fetch the food and hide

Okay

Quick!

Eddie

You don't need to do so much things for me

It's romantic! Please eat

What do you like to do often?

I like swimming. Swimming is free

Do you go to pub sometimes?

Yes

I bet you like red wine

Yeah

Let me get you a bottle of red wine

Hey! I have mine!

Let's drink it

You're bad! You want me to drink the whole bottle

No, no, drink with the glass

What are you doing, Eddie?

Nothing

Actually I have been looking at you

But I'm shy

I don't know how to get close to you

What are you doing?

Down there

Hey, what?

I don't know! Come on! Do that again!

What? Again?

It's tastier than the red wine I brought

Hey, I can't do that. Give me a hand

Gordon

I'm sorry, Grace, I'm sorry

Come back so soon? I thought you would have more fun there

Is that he can't come after I leave?

Who said that? Did you see last night...

He came when I got in

Throw the ball, Pamila

Come on

Did you say the truth?

All right, I'm coming

Oh, you're back

What do you mean? Gordon asked me to look after you

Don't think that I want to stay with you

Are you hungry? Let me get some food for you

Food, food, food. You just have food in your mind

I'm not like you! Do you want me to become a fat girl?

What? You were fine last night

Of course you felt good last night

You were wild!

I had no choice!

But it seemed that you were into it

You had seen me that I didn't get horny

before her

You're lying

Wait, your art work

I won't leave that with you

I'll be embarrassed if others see that

All of you should swim to that boat...

within 90 minutes

Just follow the steps I've told you

Look at the reaction of the drowned

And don't think the life raft will come soon

Because you may be assigned to a beach

Where no life raft is in there

If the wave is too big

and you bring a life raft with you

the life raft will block you the way

and you'll be hardly to swim near the drowned

So you should tie a rope at your foot

And swim to the drowned

Then pull the raft, do you understand?

Yes

Now we begin

Why are you here?

What about you?

I think that I don't belong here

Can I ask you one question?

What does that mean you don't belong here?

They look happy here

But I'm not happy here

I liked the sea

But I just liked it in the past

I remember when I was a child

my mom always took me here

I had many good times

But I don't know why she didn't take me here

When I came here again

I didn't feel happy like the past

So why you came here again?

If I don't come here again how can I know my feeling?

Maybe I will encounter some good things

Hello?

When will you come back?

Your office is ready. It's next to mine

So you can come to my office at any time

You only have 2 or 3 days left

Remember, don't get yourself too tanned

Bye

After all, someone is waiting for me...

Are you leaving?

I've stayed here so long. It's time to go

Ready! One, two, three, cheer!

Tonight's champion is Pamila!

Yeah!

Dawn

You're a heavy drinker. Why don't you have a drinking contest with Pamila?

Will you?

Me? No

Come on, boss

Come on

No

Come on

Drink, drink, drink...

Yes!

Tonight is fun. Let me drink with you!

Not again!

Come on

No, I can't

Maybe we can play some games The one who loses has to drink

Is that good?

Yeah

Listen! Open, open

Yes

Let me join in

It's my turn. Listen

Open, open

Yes

Listen, ten, ten

You're great!

Here, Dawn

You'll be the last one

Listen, ten. ten.

It's over

Dawn is great!

Are you all right?

Yes

Hey! Give me a hand!

She seldom gets drunk

And I seldom holds her with so much effort

Take care of her

Hey, get me a towel

Actually I don't get drunk

I drink so much every day I hardly get drunk

Look who is talking...

I'm just pretending

Because I want to talk to you

Talk to me? You have crush on me?

Crush? Save it!

You're so skinny. You're not my type

Good, you're not my type, too

I like young girl. What? Mad at me?

They say you're waiting someone

Who are you waiting for?

Do you want me to tell you the truth?

Let's play a game

Let's take turn to say one line I say first

I was dumped by a guy! Your turn!

I fall in love with a girl

My boyfriend left me alone

Come on,

my girl also left me alone

Really?

Didn't you see that? She just left...

Grace? You fall in love with Grace?

But she doesn't love me

Why did he leave me?

I knew he wouldn't come back

He didn't want to stay here

He thought it was not promising

Then I saw he...

went aboard ship

Hearing the rumbling of the motor

the ship sailed and sailed away

And it didn't come back

Didn't you have good time here?

The business is good

If you tell me he'll return tomorrow

But I have to give up everything I can

Don't fall in love with me We just did it for fun

I know, it's not my first time to hear such words

You women are all the same

You're hot

but pretend to be cool

What? Are you my shrink?

What are you doing? He won't come back

It's in vain...

to wait for him everyday

He won't come back

Don't think you slept with me

And you can speak to me like that

I felt bored. So I had fun with you

Now go back to your young gal

You may find her in Gordon's car

Why you men...

are so easily get hurt?

Come on, can you grow up?

Right, when I grow up

I'll dump you like your boyfriend I'm sure...

he must find some girls who are younger than you

Because he doesn't want to see your widow face

I'm going now

It's a good thing for you

Don't you want me to stay?

Come again when you feel free

You know what

I feel there is some kind of bonding between us

You are like my family

Because we have been together for a week

Thank you At last I can be a lifeguard

Take care!

Don't you fancy me?

Don't you want me?

We'll talk about it until you can swim

Hi, Eddie!

Why you look so upset?

Don't hide your feeling from me

So do you

Let me cheer you up, all right?

Can you guess what is under me?

I just saw...

Dawn stood alone by the sea

It's strange. She never swims

What was she doing there?

Why she never swims?

Don't you know that?

Her boyfriend killed himself here!

God! She told me she was dumped

He was in debt because he screwed up in stock market

He drowned himself so that Dawn...

didn't sell the pub

Hey, where are you going?

Put my baggage in the car

Are you deaf?

Who do you think you are?

Not everyone do what you say!

Do you know...

where Dawn has gone?

What is going on?

I said something that I shouldn't say

I'm afraid there is something wrong with her

What did you say to her?

I said she deserved to be dumped

What?

Who do you think you are?

Do you know that how she get through these years?

Shut up! You'd better to find her now

Dawn!

Dawn...

Dawn...

Her boyfriend...

was seen after 2 days

I think we need to wait for one more day

Dawn...

Looking at them

I suddenly remember one thing

I finally realize why I...

like Gordon

I'm very naive

After this

I feel like I've learned a lesson

I become more mature

I think it's time for me to go back to the pig world

Dawn...

Why can you feel so calm?

They are looking for Dawn crazy

Don't you have any feeling?

Maybe Dawn just wants to go away

I understand why Dawn wanted to go

She was upset. So she wanted to leave

When she comes back she will forget everything

Or you're changed...

so the world is different

Never mind. In this world

Either I cheat you or you cheat me

the most important thing is feeling happy

Are you changed

Or something has made you different?

Or nothing changes?

You took over this pub

And become a bartender

It's cool! What is its name?

Dawn of the Sea

It's a meaningful name. Did you name it?

Actually Dawn inspired me

Because dawn symbolizes hope

In the past

the sailors navigated by the sun

I understand...

why Dawn can stay here everyday

It's so cool to be here

So come often when you feel free

And we can have fun sometimes

You're dreaming

Come, come here

No

Come on, come on

Let's go

Life is like sea

It has ups and downs

When it is up, you should go with it

When the wave is big

you should avoid it

And come again when it calms down

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