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Okay. So, Karen, she actually didn't stand by her man in a physical sense.

What does that mean?

What that means is that she is putting some distance

between herself and her husband.

The couples and lovers, what we see is a close proximity,

usually within eighteen inches.

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My car reeks.

You saw me leave with Chelsea.

That's got nothing to do with anything. Chelsea, Lara, the Marlboro Man,

doesn't really matter, does it?

Calm down.

I'm calm. I'm very calm. I'm trying to tell you something.

- Okay. - Okay?

Look at this.

Maybe it was Chelsea.

This is incredible. I...

Where are you going?

I'm going to get you a new glass.

- Please don't make a thing. - It's like a ghost town in here.

It's fine. I'm fine. Someone will come.

Oh crap, you were supposed to remind me to call Harold.

Call Harold.

I asked you to remind me to call Harold at seven.

What time is it?

What time is it?

- Calm down. - I'm calm.

Well, then you need to work on your tact.

My... my tact?

I... I asked you for three things yesterday. You remember?

Simple things.

Remind me to call Harold at seven o'clock today.

- Don't smoke... - I don't.

- In my car. - I didn't.

-because I just had it washed

and I would like to be able to drive my associates around without having that...

that smell in the car.

And to please, please

not have that blank expression on your face while we're here.

You know I... I think that you're going out of your way to...

I'd wear whatever expression I want to express, okay?

Okay, yeah, that's... that's really mature.

Okay.

All right, look, I don't want to fight,

but you're really

not making it easy.

That was an important call.

It's not my responsibility because you asked me to remind you.

It's... it's not about responsibility,

it's simply doing what you said you were going to do.

It's Marcus.

Marcus, hi.

Yeah, we're inside.

We got in last night.

What?

No, no, I missed him.

Yeah, no, I know.

Where are you?

What's that?

Yeah, got it. Coming up.

Can you take care of the check? And meet me outside in five?

- What is it? - Nothing.

What is it?

Nothing. I just

feel like

haven't we had this conversation before?

We certainly have.

Here you are.

This place is more inviting, don't you think?

Can't quite put my finger on it but...

Excuse me?

Nice.

Always comes back to comfort, doesn't it?

Of course, we try everything else first.

We're always trying to reinvent these concepts, these places,

or either high-tech or they got these Geisha things going.

But, after all the extravagant ideas,

all comes back to simple comfort. How are you?

I'm okay. Thank you.

- You're here. - Yes.

I think you must have me confused with someone.

Who could I confuse you with?

Here you are, madam.

Sorry, but I've never seen you before.

Are you serious?

Must be someone else.

Oh, you are, or you were.

What?

- When? - When we were together.

Oh.

Okay.

I see what's going on here.

You're the crazy guy.

This isn't who you are.

Must be someone else.

One more?

Please.

Try this.

Double oak, eighteen years.

So, these... these two blondes come in last night,

not much older than this,

and there's like, you know, like a hundred people in the place last night, right?

But these two, whoo, oh no.

Legs, wheesh, here to heaven.

You know, I'm busy making drinks, this guy, that guy, right?

Less than a half an hour later I hear this huge crash, right?

I go to look,

the two of them are at each other like pit bulls, right?

And here's the best part.

This kid tries to pull one of them off the other and he gets his hands up there, you know.

The other one fucking freaks out.

She is like, "Get your fucking hands off, are you a fucking asshole?"

And she punches the kid right in the face.

Then they go right back at it with each other.

Took like me, the host, three waiters to pull them apart,

all of us scared to get our hands on them.

You know? Crazy, man.

Not a half an hour they were here.

They come in drunk?

That or something else, you know, this place,

little something.

Wonderful.

You mind?

Not at all. Please.

No, when I say mind, I mean tell the host.

I wouldn't dream of it. Thank you.

Cheers.

I mean, I guess it's all the same really, isn't it?

Booze, drugs.

You know, for some people it's food, other people it's work.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Absolutely.

What do they say when you get stopped for driving drunk?

- Under the influence. - Yeah.

And what do they say when you get stopped for, say, weed?

Under the influence.

You know, influences may be different, how they influence us,

but they're all, you know,

influences.

Right.

Well, I mean you certainly don't go to jail for being drunk in a bar

but I imagine if I pulled out a syringe right now...

Well, you know, that depends on what country you're in and what's in that syringe. I mean,

some places they don't arrest you at all for drugs.

And guess what? People use less drugs there.

It all depends on who's making these decisions and what their interests are.

What was the first illegal drug in the United States?

Do you know?

Opium.

Do you know why it was made illegal?

- Heroin addict? - No.

Opium comes from the Chinese. In 1875, right?

They had these dens where you'd go and just smoke yourself stupid.

Who do you think smoked the most?

- Chinese men. - And?

Take a guess.

Poor whites.

Middle-class housewives.

- Should've guessed it. - Yeah.

White middle-class housewives and marginalized shit on by the man, Chinese guys.

So then what happens?

Chinese men fucked the housewives in the dens.

The housewives fucked the Chinese guys.

But the reason cited was that these young

respectable Americans were being morally corrupted.

You see, the rich white men who make the laws

didn't like their boring, bored wives, their Christian wives,

cheating on them with these dirty, stupid immigrants.

So, they put the machine to work, right?

Hatred, fear, ridicule,

and then they think these dens aren't making us any money, screw this.

So then they say

criminal.

You see,

the power to influence influence.

Laws are the greatest power of all, are they not?

The power to say this influence is right and this one is wrong.

You have something against Chinese men?

- No, sir, not at all. - No. Just I said just a little...

Yeah. No, no sir, not me. No.

Great race. Just a student of history.

You know I'm not being serious.

No, no. On the... on the amendment,

what is the number that it says?

Right, right. And now go to the original agreement,

0.3 paragraph two.

But what... what is the number that that says?

Exactly. Exactly. So you see... no, no, you don't see... you don't see.

It's inaccurate, Terry.

It forgets that we paid half the fucking fees on signing.

So, the amendment...

Terry, the amendment, go to the amendment, amend it.

My car smells like an ashtray.

You saw me leave with Chelsea.

What does that have to do with anything?

I mean, really how does that help me?

You're telling me it was Chelsea who smoked in my car.

But why did you let her smoke in my car?

Better yet, did you even think about asking her not to?

You like what you're doing right now.

What am I doing? I'm trying to figure out why my car reeks.

And what will that give you?

It will help me ascertain the means to prevent it from happening again.

So, the next time I use my car...

- Stop. - to drive my associates around...

I get it.

...it won't smell like somebody dumped a fucking ashtray...

- I didn't smoke in your car, okay? - into the AC.

I don't give a shit.

Did you have to call somebody?

Yes.

Harold.

Shit, I was supposed to call him at seven-thirty.

And it's seven-thirty-seven.

Yes. Well, he's very punctual, some people are.

- I see. - Harold. Hi.

Yes. Is it a good time?

No, sure, sure, yeah.

No problem.

Twelve. Yeah.

Noon sharp. See you then.

Look at this.

Sir.

My wife's glass is broken.

Oh.

- Oh, no, I'm so sorry. - She could have cut herself.

And I'm so glad she did not, sir.

Our sincerest apologies, ma'am.

Please allow me to come right back with a new glass and

complement bottle of wine.

Thank you.

Another Saint Estephe?

That's fine.

Yes, sir. Right away.

That's Marcus.

He's outside. Will you join us?

Will you join us?

I'd rather not, no.

Oh.

So, you won't join us. You just

sit there alone.

With that look on your face like a ghost.

Yes.

I'm actually going to borrow this chair for a moment.

You don't mind, do you?

There's quite a few chairs around.

Yeah, but they just don't quite have the view.

You got a point though, it is kind of slow in here tonight.

Maybe it was just the last time I was here was so memorable.

Sounds exciting.

It's amazing how they're made, isn't it?

What? Chairs?

No. Memories.

They're one of those things that the moment you try to describe them, they're

gone.

For instance, last night I'm smoking a cigarette and I hear this piano.

The sound is familiar.

It's not even a melody but I know it somehow,

so I start following this sound

and there's nobody there.

Was that in my head?

Maybe.

It's like these memories they can just surface out of nowhere.

No logic really.

So, what's the first memory you have right now...

- Me? - without thinking about it? Yes, you.

Is this a pop quiz?

First thing that comes, the first memory that you can think of right now. Anything.

Okay.

Okay, I remember

my sister burning herself

with hot water.

It's interesting.

You?

I...

I remember seeing a beautiful woman sat alone in an otherwise ordinary place.

And

I sat opposite her

in a very comfortable chair

and I struck out, so I came here.

That's quite an approach.

Yeah. It's actually better than the last time.

When?

When we met.

Oh, okay.

I see.

Well, this... this is amusing.

Oh, it is?

- Yeah. - Amusing?

Yes, it is.

I'm sorry, I think you think I'm someone else.

Oh.

But who do you think I think you are?

Someone you knew.

And you are not someone I knew, you're saying.

Okay, listen.

You seem very nice.

You have one of those faces.

But, one, I'm not exactly available;

and, two, I've never seen you before in my life ever.

So, at first I thought you were funny and this was all funny and charming.

And then I thought you were confused. And now I don't quite know what to think.

Then don't.

Don't think.

- Here you are, madam. - Thank you.

Looks like it's just you and me now.

Hi.

Yeah.

How are you?

Okay. Yeah.

Last night.

It's actually getting nice here. Yeah.

- Is it? - May I, Miss?

Sorry.

Thank you.

No, he's just...

he's just trying around to be his best.

Yeah. No, just wanted to talk to you.

Yeah, okay. So, here's the plan.

- Yes. - It'll be in by Tuesday.

Okay. Well, when am I going to get my numbers?

It'll be before Tuesday.

Well, how will it be before Tuesday, Kath?

Because you're going to fucking help me, Marcus.

We can't push the meeting.

Good.

We can't?

We can't.

Look...

No, we can't. This is... that'll be the last day that we can have the meeting.

So, that has to be put together...

All makes cool so I have to...

- That's fine. - choose Tuesday. Doesn't get any better.

- Tuesday is... - I understand.

All right, look, I don't really care about the how... how was your area. Just tell me when.

It'll be Tuesday.

Tuesday or before Tuesday? Because you just said before Tuesday.

Tuesday, the day after Monday.

Well, I... I--I know what comes after Monday...

Hey, Marcus... Marcus.

- Dude. - What?

Do we know that guy?

- Who? - I don't know.

Look, the... the point is, can... can we just stay focused here?

- I would love to. - We have to keep the message consistent.

Okay.

Yes, I'm by myself.

Yes.

Yes. So,

I'm sitting there and this man comes right up to me,

talks about some nonsense.

Um. I don't know, I... I think, like, he knew me or something.

Yeah, it was just so weird.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I've never seen him before in my life.

Yes, I'm sure. Mm-hm.

I don't know.

Just somehow bothers me.

Yeah.

Yeah. you're right.

Yes.

Okay.

Yes, I'll call you tomorrow. Hm.

Yeah. Okay. Bye.

Do I dare disturb the universe?

In a minute there is time

for decisions and revisions, which a minute will reverse.

Time for you and time for me.

Time to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet.

Time for a hundred visions and revisions before the toast and tea.

A time to murder and create to drop a question,

to drop a question on your plate.

Can't get any sleep around here.

Can I help you, ma'am?

So white.

Would it be possible to get a couple of extra towels please?

Right away, ma'am. I can bring them to your room.

What is your room number, please?

- I'll just take them now. Thank you. - Certainly, ma'am.

Thank you.

- Have a lovely evening. - Thank you.

So, my sister and I would go to my grandparents by the lake.

They used to let us play by ourselves outside before dinner.

- There was this boy in the next house. - Mhm.

We wanted to be around him.

We didn't know which one of us he liked. We're ten and nine.

He's twelve.

Uh-huh, yeah.

So, we'd get dirty when we played with him.

And then this one time

we went to the kitchen to clean ourselves up before dinner.

I knew the faucet was boiling water but my sister didn't know.

Go on.

And she went right for that faucet,

right for that boiling water

to drink it.

And I just watched her scold her face,

like I was frozen.

I had the instinct to stop her.

I just couldn't.

And then?

Emma!

Emma, where are you?

Where are you?

Emma?

I found you!

Babe.

I like the blue one.

Come on.

I like the one with circles.

Squares?

Circles.

Okay. How about squares?

Diamonds.

Diamonds?

Hm.

Do the one with the diamonds.

Okay, I'll do the one with the diamonds.

No, the one with the rectangles.

I was thinking yellow diamonds.

I've got to run to some meetings.

I'll see you for dinner.

- Okay. - Good.

Be good.

Hi. Good morning.

Can I please have some coffee?

No time, no energy, no desire, no worries.

Rescued from a hunting preserve in the Amazon basin,

the big cat enjoys her newfound freedom

by showing off her aquatic hunting skills.

It is uncommon for a jaguar to find herself underwater.

And observing her adaptability in the unfamiliar environment is a rare sight indeed.

It's clear that even here she is guided by scent.

James?

What a coincidence?

Well, that's great.

- That. - Why?

That has the fastest top speed,

highest torque, highest horse, thirty, sixty, a hundred. Period.

Okay, but look at the car. It's not a car. It's sort of fucking doom buggy thing.

I already have a luxury car, okay? I have a car for that.

So, if I'm going to get a second car, that's it.

Be careful, you're dealing with his dream car.

Yeah. I mean, hey, come on now, a man can dream.

It's got nothing on my camera.

Okay, please don't do that.

Okay, I actually kind of hate that.

I mean, we're having like a serious conversation about real cars.

Your Camry, which... okay, a luxury, the Range, right.

- Mhm. - For the price, not a brilliant buy.

And I'm not being arrogant, I'm just experienced, there's a difference.

Mhm. Okay.

You know, it's the first time I've eaten red meat in like a month.

Yeah? Weird.

I eat red meat every day.

Every day? Every day you mean red meat?

Well, like five times a week.

- Hmm. - I probably eat fish five times a week.

You must glow in the dark.

To tell you the truth,

the only problem I'm having is I feel like I'm driving around a hundred-thousand-dollar ashtray.

Other than that, the car is fine.

Those things are better left to mechanics.

- So in correctness... - Oh, have you been...?

I didn't smoke in your car, okay?

Have you been... have you been to Caracas?

Marcus and I just went last month.

You know what? They kidnap people there, every day.

Sometimes the same people, every week, and they ask for smaller amounts.

It's big business. They... they charge these diplomats and rich families up to ten grand a pop.

They take their kids twice a year, not once a week, darling. They are intelligent.

I don't know what would... once a week is fine. They might as well.

- But becomes a little predictable, don't you think? - Yes.

Have you heard about this?

Have you heard about this kidnapping industry thing?

One second, okay?

Belize. Have you been?

- Yeah, I think so. - Oh, okay.

I... I just... we went there and I am a travel snob, but...

so we stayed at the best hotel, the best hotel,

and I actually wrote a thank-you email. I'll show you this email.

I'm thinking he's really nice

but is that a skill set that's going to supplement my income?

- Now what does he actually do? - He's a fashion designer.

Ouch.

What, what's wrong with that?

A fashion designer.

There is nothing wrong with it if he's actually talented. But who's talented these days?

If he was talented, he would have done something already.

You know what, remember that stalker chick you had?

- Yeah. - She was talented, wasn't she?

- Oh, yeah. - Played the violin and shit.

- She played seven instruments. - Wow.

But she was disturbed.

How so?

Legitimately.

Like, I'm watching TV and a flyer comes under the front door.

I don't think anything of it. Like, an hour later I'm in the kitchen

and I notice it's not a flyer, it's a picture of her naked.

Oh.

And on the bottom it's written "miss me" in red lipstick.

I mean, she played me in.

That's not disturbing. I mean that's kind of hot, if you ask me, I don't know.

In a cheap red nylon sort of way.

- Which I like. - I think that is kind of sexy, isn't it to you?

What... what's that?

Isn't it sexy?

- Isn't what sexy? - A passionate woman.

Not as sexy as a man who can bring out a woman's passion.

Amen to that.

Are you guys talking about passionate women?

Marcus and I have to join Jennifer and Kathleen for a bit.

Thank you for reminding me to call Harold.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm not angry. Just was a very simple thing to do, okay?

You're not that busy.

- I'm sorry, okay? - Right.

Marcus.

Yes.

What the hell. God damn it.

When did that happen?

I don't know. Maybe it's the energy.

- Marcus. - Yes.

Why don't you join us, man? Join us.

That's it before the first conversation.

...The sensations are a result of a massive misfire in the mind.

Thank you. Hi.

That's just the latest Psychology Today pitch,

proven yesterday, disproven tomorrow.

People keep experiencing it the same way, that doesn't change the experiences.

But people are morons.

People can't help it.

That's true.

I'm just talking about an article that I read that explains...

Déjà vu.

Oh, I love that. I think it's fascinating.

I heard this somewhere before.

Yeah. Funny.

He said it says.

It's when you think you saw something before

but it's actually your brain crossing wires.

That's exactly right. It said they created déjà vu by hypnotizing people

to have amnesia for an experiment.

Most of those people had déjà vu because they had actually experienced the situation

before because of the test.

And then they were hypnotized to forget it.

- That's fucked up. - Yeah.

So then they scanned the brains of those people with an fMRI.

Oh, I can't stand those machines. It's like a... a tube and it vibrates.

Ninety seconds and I freak out.

This is actually a little different. You lay down, you have like a... a goalie mask on.

But what they showed was that déjà vu happens in the pathways of your brain

the paths of memory and recognition cross

and you're left seeing a situation

where the present is somehow interlocked with a memory of the past.

You're having like this... I don't know... this supernatural premonition.

That's crazy.

Well, it does seem crazy to think that.

Sounds like a lot of circular crap.

- I like it. Go on. - I think it's interesting.

Well, you know what really is interesting is jamais vu

when you absolutely can't remember something

that you know you have done numerous times before.

That sounds pretty jamais vu.

Yeah. It's French. It means never seen.

- Hey. - Excuse me.

Well,

time will tell.

Karma is a bitch.

Everything happens for a reason.

Yeah. Don't let it distract you from what you're currently working on.

Yeah. You'll see it very differently soon.

You really will.

It's God's will, I suppose.

Yeah. Well, I guess they let anyone in, huh.

That's how...

What? Waiter, another gimlet for me and a round around.

Yeah. Yes. Double.

Look, I know, probably not what you want to hear, but perception is reality.

- What is reality? - Perception is reality?

Perception is reality.

All right, where can a guy take a piss around here?

Well, I believe the restroom is an option.

I believe in creationism. That's my confession to you, man.

To creationism.

I think I'm going to go check and see when they are done, okay?

It's not a good work for them.

I'd say fifty.

And... and you?

Me?

What about me?

What do you believe in?

What do I believe in? I believe in fairytales.

Hm. How is that going for you?

Frogs, mostly.

A lot of frogs.

I believe in one glass of wine.

I'm drunk.

Oh, it's fine. It's just for a toast.

To old friends.

That's boring.

To new friends.

If you say so.

What?

Nothing. It's just...

I feel like I heard it before.

Well, what we toast to next?

You really are trying to get me drunk?

No, just trying to get you to drink. James... James, I was trying to get drunk.

You did a very good job.

I wasn't expecting to see him here. I wasn't expecting to see you here.

What?

You remember when we were smoking on the roof.

Your sunglasses, the leopard print ones, they fell on that old lady's head.

Old lady?

Let me show you something.

- Come on. - Okay.

Hold on. I need a moment.

You okay?

Yeah.

The wall is shaking.

I think I should go.

It was nice though.

Get... Get here now.

Get here.

Get here now.

Hey.

Excuse me.

Have you seen a woman?

Two of them, in fact.

Don't tell me you didn't see them.

Have a good night.

I thought I'd let you sleep.

Look, if...

if this meeting goes well, I think we'll be good for a while.

This Chinese fund is...

Listen.

I love you.

I shouldn't have told you.

Don't forget to call Harold at seven-thirty.

It's ten past eight, but thank you.

Andy, you're ten years old. You're like my grandpa because you're really old.

Andy is old, but Zeus is only two. He's my little brother.

Yeah? Which one is Andy?

The old one, silly. This one.

I see. Where are your patents?

They're upstairs having dinner, and they don't allow dogs.

But I promised Andy and Zeus that I wouldn't leave them.

Mom has said I can walk them around the lobby twenty-five times but my dad said thirty.

And said to not get in anyone's way and to get them if they have to pee.

And then they gave me this.

I see. And how many times have they run around the lobby?

- Four hundred fifty-two. - Shhh!

I had to go both ways because they got dizzy.

I want to help. But you should go up.

I know. Zeus's going to be older than me next year.

Okay.

You have pretty hair.

Thank you. And what's your name?

Emma. My tooth fell out.

I can see that.

Good night, Andy and Zeus.

Bye!

Nice to meet you.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Do you need help?

Oh, no, no. Go, go, I do it. do it. Go, go.

- Really, I could help. - No. Go away.

You stay here, I get in trouble.

Go, go.

You're a very nice woman. Thank you. Go.

So, what do you think?

I don't know.

Oh, you'll be fine.

Thanks very much. Keep the change.

Thank you very much.

I don't know how you do it.

So many things can happen.

They are happening right now.

It's the ultimate ensemble.

Sixties' band?

No, and I think you just made that up.

I think you're right.

It's a theory.

You ever think about your life being different?

You know, like if you've been... you're born in a different place

or you developed different talents when you're kid. It's funny.

People are always thinking about all the different paths their lives could have taken,

parallel universes where this lady is rich and famous

and this guy discovers the cure for cancer.

We think about this stuff all the time, right? Like a shadow, wherever you go.

- So, you're a bartender... - I also play the piano.

Not right now you're not.

I'm not?

No.

This reality, where I'm the bartender

and the reality where you are the bartender are a lot closer than you think.

So, there is a reality where I don't take this gig and go home.

Always unfolding.

Always unfolding.

What does all this new age shit have to do with how you survive the job?

Now I thought that would have been obvious.

A lot of people come through here.

As soon as you decide who you are for them,

you are dead.

Seven-seven-two.

I have one-six-four-eight.

I have one-nine-seven-six.

I got two-three-nine-two.

One-six-six-four.

I have one-seven-six-eight.

I'll be right back.

Come on man, we got to finish this.

And I can't convince him. I could try but I'm like, fine, I'll sponsor one.

He can live with me. You got full visitation rights.

You said you'll have it, right?

Because it's about the love there, it's not the responsibility.

- How are you feeling, bro? - Good. Thanks.

So, you remember what you said to me that one night? I'll never forget that, man.

One second.

Are you okay?

Of course.

Savannah cat, right. Okay, that's a hybrid.

But it's... it's a mix between the cross-breed.

So, it's... it's fine but it's not light and I want them light.

- Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

I'm fine, I'm fine. It's unbelievable.

Are you okay?

Yeah, the glass is chipped.

The glass is... what do you mean the glass is chipped?

Take it easy.

Holly shit. No, no, fuck that. The fuck... the glass is... Waiter?

- Sorry. You okay? - I'm fine.

Oh sir, are you okay? He's fucking bleeding.

I'm fine, okay? Just get me another glass. Take it easy, Dave.

- Take it easy Dave? - Sir, if you'd just accompany me.

Fuck that.

Just... I'm... I'm fine. Just...

I'm going to stay here. Just sit down please, Dave.

Sir, I just think it would be better if you came with me.

I prefer to stay here. I prefer to stay here.

Yes, sir, as you wish. Is there anything else I can get for you?

- Just another glass, please. - Yes, sir.

Actually, Macallan.

The eighteen? Right away, sir.

Un-fucking-real. I'm going to destroy this place online.

Oh, you're like the rated reviewer.

- Mm-Hm. - Nice.

Absolutely. You have no idea what I'm going to do.

Hey, you want to go to the bathroom? You fixed up?

No, no, I'm... I'm all set.

Let me see.

You know what I despise about you most?

What I will always, always hate?

I don't know if you know that you do this but

every time you...

you close the curtains in the living room, you...

you kind of

stand with your hands on your hips,

and... and then you drop one hip to the side like you're...

like you're admiring something, like...

like closing a curtain is some kind of artistic statement or

achievement in interior design.

I mean, what the fuck are you so proud of?

Is that all?

You laugh like a little girl.

Especially when you're on the phone with your sister.

Like a child.

Well,

I got to get back and

finish this up. I'll... I'll be done soon.

I'll find it.

Did Linda tell me that you took a piss in the sink at Melting Clock, is that right?

Linda wasn't even there.

Seven-seven-two.

I have one-six-four-eight.

I have one-nine-seven-six.

One-nine-seven-six.

One-six-six-four.

One-seven-six-eight.

Here you are.

Excuse me?

What are you thinking about right now?

It's quite an approach.

All to save the princess from the enchanted forest.

I'm sorry, but I think you're thinking of someone else.

You believe in fairytales?

Of course I believe in fairytales.

And how is that working out for you?

For me, it's frogs mostly.

A lot of frogs.

You?

- That's me in about ten minutes. - What will happen then?

Depends.

I have one-seven-six-eight.

- Mm-Hm. - One-two-six-nine.

I have seven-two-seven-eight.

Excuse me.

- Where are you... - Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Fucking asshole!

Excuse me, sir.

Do you have an extra cigarette?

Sure.

- Thanks. - Of course.

There you go.

Thanks again.

No worry.

There you go, sir.

Thanks.

It can get busy tonight.

Yes, sir.

Crowds around this time here get pretty interesting.

Pretty interesting.

I can't complain though.

Keeps me busy. It's better than being bored. Right?

You should have seen the other night.

These two blondes come in, wow, I mean wow,

legs for days, had that sunny type skin, you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

I'm Bill, by the way.

You ever...

ever get the feeling, Bill, like... like maybe you...

feeling like you've never been to a place before but

you know that you have?

No, sir, I can't say I'm familiar with that particular feeling.

So, these blondes,

I noticed them come in but I get busy pouring.

Next thing I know, I hear a loud crash. I look up,

they're going at each other like pit bulls.

Here's the best part.

Emma, where are you?

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