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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(ENGINE CHUGGING)
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(TRAIN HOOTING)
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Budapest.
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- The next stop's Budapest.
- (ALL GASPING)
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Budapest is the next stop.
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Budapest.
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Tickets, ladies.
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(IN FALSETTO)
Oop, here you go.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine.
- (IN FALSETTO) And mine.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too!
- (IN FALSETTO) Here you go!
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Thank you, young man.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Man, I hate wearing disguises.
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These heels are killing me.
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Okay, take it down a notch.
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We don't want to alarm
the humans.
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(BOY WHIMPERING)
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Psst. Drac.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
I'm about to und freak out!
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You're a nice kitty.
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I'm und kitty-cat.
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Meow. Meow!
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, no,
not this clown again.
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Good evening, travelers.
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I am Professor
Abraham Van Helsing.
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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity
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from the evils of monsters.
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So you can believe me
when I tell you,
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there are monsters
hiding amongst you!
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(LOUD CLUCKING)
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But fear not,
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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out
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these beasts
and bring them into the light!
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Fire bad!
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(YOWLING)
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- (SCREAMING)
- (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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(YELPING)
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FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa!
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Sorry, guys.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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(MURRAY SCREAMING)
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Finally! First I kill Dracula,
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and then
the rest of the monsters!
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...
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I defeated them all.
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When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?
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Never! Because you,
monster, are a...
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(HIGH-PITCHED)
Eh, squeak, squeak.
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What? A mouse?
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VAN HELSING: Ahhh!
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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!
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I will hunt you
for all eternity!
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(SCREAMS)
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I swear I will never rest until
I destroy you... (GROANS)
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And... (YELPS)
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Every... (GROANS)
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Other...
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Monster... Ow!
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If it's the last thing...
(GROANS)
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I... (GRUNTS)
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Ever... (GROANS)
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Do!
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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Boy, that guy is annoying.
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Maybe one day
there will be a place
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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,
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take a vacation.
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Who knows,
maybe even get married.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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- (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING)
- (BAND MOANING MELODY)
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GUESTS: Hmm?
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(BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE)
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(SHUSHING) It's okay.
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Oh, when is
this thing starting?
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Aw, you made them cry,
Wayne.
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All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...
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WAYNE: That's Sunny.
She doesn't cry.
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(YELPING IN PAIN)
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- She bites.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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- This is a very special moment, Carl.
- (WHIMPERING)
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Any second, your beautiful bride is
going to walk right down the aisle.
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Oh, no, Drac,
she's not coming.
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- (AIR DEFLATING)
- Oh, don't worry.
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Mavis is with her. I'm sure
everything is under control.
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Mavey, is everything
under control?
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Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ahhh!
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(HISSING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Yep, everything is
fine here.
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(SOBBING)
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Please try to relax, Lucy.
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I've taken care
of everything.
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The wedding
is going to be perfect.
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It's not that.
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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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- (CRYING)
- I know just how you feel.
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The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,
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but I was so nervous.
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Not as nervous
as I was.
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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.
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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.
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But he knew
it was meant to be.
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It doesn't matter
where you come from
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or how different
you are.
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A Zing only happens
once in your life,
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and you have to
cherish it.
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(CRIES, CHUCKLES)
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ALL: Aw.
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You're right! Thank you!
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(GRUNTING) Okay.
All right. Okay.
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Oh. Uh... Okay.
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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- (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
- (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
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(DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING)
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Do you hear that?
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Yes. I thought we
locked him in his room.
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We did!
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- (BARKING)
- DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa!
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- (PANTING)
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
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- Dennis!
- Dennis!
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Tinkles was crying,
so we let him out.
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(BARKING)
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Ahhh!
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Tinkles, sit!
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(TINKLES WHINING)
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DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?
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- Um... Yours?
- (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
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(STAMMERS)
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Right.
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Poor Tinkles.
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MAVIS: Dennis...
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Look, honey,
I know you love Tinkles,
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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...
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- (GASPS)
- Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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- ♪ I'm in love
- ♪ I'm in love with a monster ♪
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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
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It's time to welcome the happy
couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!
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- (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING)
- CROWD: Aw!
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JONATHAN: The bride and groom
invite everyone
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to join them
on the dance floor.
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♪ Always and forever
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FEMALE MONSTER:
Care to dance?
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♪ Each moment with you ♪
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GRIFFIN: Is that her?
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Ooh! Watch out now.
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She got stitches
in all the right places.
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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.
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No, she's
my right arm's cousin.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (BONES CRUNCHING)
- Ay! Oh!
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- Oh!
- GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now.
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- Frank wanted me to meet you.
- (BONES CRUNCHING)
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We're arm cousins,
twice removed.
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DRACULA: Of course.
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I'd recognize that bicep
anywhere.
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He thought, since we're both
single, we might hit it off,
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maybe go on a date?
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DRACULA: "Date"? Oh!
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Well, eh,
it's just that, eh...
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- (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS)
- Whoa!
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The DJ booth
is a sacred space!
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(GIGGLES) I love this song!
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(GIGGLING)
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Don't you?
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Dracula?
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Oh, where'd he go?
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Dracula?
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(DEEP GROWL)
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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?
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No offense, but you
can't be too picky.
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You haven't had a date
in 100 years.
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Look, guys, I appreciate your
concern, but it's not up to me.
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You only Zing once,
and I did.
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Times have changed, buddy.
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You can even find someone to
Zing with on your phone now.
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What? Really?
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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm far too busy.
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I have Mavis and Dennis and the
hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh.
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Um, did you guys
hear that?
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He actually said,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."
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I don't say,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh"!
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(BEEPS)
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Eh, uh,
I'm looking for a Zing.
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- Okay. Changing phone ring.
- (RINGTONE PLAYS)
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No, no.
I'm looking for a date.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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No, no, no.
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I want to meet someone.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!
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I'm lonely.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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- You want baloney.
- (GROANS)
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- (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING)
- (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(MUMBLES)
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What? Look at
that hair. Come on.
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Ah. Too many eyes.
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Too few eyes.
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- Not into tentacles.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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"Match found"?
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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- No, no, no!
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First things first.
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- (CATS SNARL)
- Whoa!
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I'm not into games.
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.
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- (CATS YOWLING)
- (DRACULA EXCLAIMING)
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DRACULA: Oh, no.
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Oh, whoa, no.
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Dad?
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Oh! Mavis! Oh.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
my little bedbug.
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I was just cleaning
the attic.
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(SCATTING MELODY)
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It's so dirty, ah, yes...
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- WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?
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What, this? I was just
trying to find a maid
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- to help me with the mess.
- WITCH: A maid?
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Who do you think...
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Thank you,
I'll check your references
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and get back to you. Goodbye!
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(RESUMES SCATTING MELODY)
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- Dad.
- (STAMMERS)
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Stop trying to
hide it from me.
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Hide? Who?
I mean, what? Me?
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Yes.
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And I know what it is.
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Uh... Really?
251
00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:23,542
You're stressed out
from working too hard.
252
00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:24,844
Oh!
253
00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:26,077
Okay, yes.
254
00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:27,614
You got me.
255
00:11:27,616 --> 00:11:29,750
It's a big hotel,
you know?
256
00:11:29,752 --> 00:11:31,485
Can't get to everything.
257
00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:32,620
But what about you?
258
00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:34,621
You're pretty busy yourself.
259
00:11:34,623 --> 00:11:37,925
I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,
260
00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,496
we're seeing
each other less.
261
00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:42,797
Ah. Yeah.
You're absolutely right.
262
00:11:42,799 --> 00:11:45,734
I am working too much,
you're working too much.
263
00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:48,839
We should really take a break,
starting right now.
264
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,009
Night-night.
265
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,912
(SIGHS)
266
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:55,980
WITCH: I'm still here!
267
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,249
(CAT YOWLS)
268
00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,454
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
269
00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:05,494
(ALL SNORING)
270
00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:09,765
Aw.
271
00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:13,868
Oh! Hey, honey.
272
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,970
You ready for (YAWNS)
273
00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:17,739
date night?
274
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,007
- (YAWNS)
- Aw.
275
00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,207
That's okay, sweetheart.
276
00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:21,677
You rest.
277
00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,182
- (RESUMES SNORING)
- (SIGHS)
278
00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:26,750
You know, Dad's right.
279
00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:28,552
We need a break.
280
00:12:28,554 --> 00:12:31,621
We need to all be together
again, like a family.
281
00:12:31,623 --> 00:12:32,893
Like we used to.
282
00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:38,664
MAN: (ON TV) Are you
overworked and stressed out?
283
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:40,866
- (GRUNTS)
- Do you need some family time?
284
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:42,968
Are you a monster?
285
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,272
Then you need a vacation,
286
00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:47,606
a monster vacation.
287
00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:50,613
♪ Sail away, sail away,
sail away ♪
288
00:12:52,114 --> 00:12:55,048
STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard
Gremlin Air.
289
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,988
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
290
00:12:58,855 --> 00:13:00,621
(CACKLING)
291
00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:02,290
- Ah!
- (SCREAMS)
292
00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:03,959
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
293
00:13:03,961 --> 00:13:06,128
(CACKLING)
294
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,767
(GREMLINS GRUNTING
AND CHATTERING)
295
00:13:10,235 --> 00:13:12,069
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
296
00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:13,970
Ladies and gentlemen,
297
00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:16,340
please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.
298
00:13:16,342 --> 00:13:18,810
For your safety, please
unbuckle your seat belts.
299
00:13:18,812 --> 00:13:20,278
Ooh.
300
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,713
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
301
00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:23,816
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
302
00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:25,851
In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,
303
00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:27,556
oxygen will be provided.
304
00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:29,923
(GREMLIN BLOWING)
305
00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:31,857
Can I stow that
for you, sir?
306
00:13:31,859 --> 00:13:33,062
All right. Thanks.
307
00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:37,598
Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.
308
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,335
Beverages. Snacks.
309
00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:40,768
Beverages.
310
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,039
(BUZZING)
311
00:13:44,174 --> 00:13:46,209
- (BONES CRUNCH)
- Ahhh!
312
00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,311
- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.
313
00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:49,812
(SCREAMING)
314
00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:52,115
- (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING)
- (CACKLES)
315
00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:53,119
(GRUNTS)
316
00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:57,322
Mavis, please,
you're torturing me.
317
00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:59,658
You know I hate surprises.
318
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,993
(CHUCKLES) This is
a fun surprise.
319
00:14:01,995 --> 00:14:04,063
There are no fun surprises.
320
00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,897
Just tell me
where we're going.
321
00:14:05,899 --> 00:14:07,367
Why are we on a plane?
322
00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:09,268
We can fly, you know.
323
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,872
Back in my day,
people took trains.
324
00:14:11,874 --> 00:14:13,306
Now, that's classy.
325
00:14:13,308 --> 00:14:16,344
Sure, Dad. Forty hours
in a closet-sized room
326
00:14:16,346 --> 00:14:19,246
with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,
327
00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,217
arguing who was
more attractive,
328
00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:22,985
Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
329
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,020
(GROANS) Nefertiti.
330
00:14:25,022 --> 00:14:26,756
- Okay, Dad, thank you.
- (LAUGHS)
331
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:29,925
Mavis, this is
such an amazing surprise!
332
00:14:29,927 --> 00:14:33,797
I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.
333
00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:37,868
But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!
334
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:41,706
Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.
335
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,274
You've been
so stressed out lately.
336
00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:45,647
It's time for you to relax.
337
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,921
(MAVIS CHUCKLES)
338
00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,456
- (GRUNTS)
- Now, isn't that better?
339
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,958
Oh, yes.
340
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,296
So relaxed.
341
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,733
I'm gonna go check
on you-know-who.
342
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,334
I'll be right back.
343
00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:07,704
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
344
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,939
Hey, did you see that?
345
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,474
Dennis went to the bathroom!
346
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,312
Uh... Okay.
347
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,051
Psst. Hey, where are you?
348
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,987
(WHINES)
349
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,957
There you are, Tinkles.
350
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:28,328
Don't worry, we'd never
leave you home alone.
351
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,463
PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks,
you're free to move
352
00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:30,863
about the cabin, as we have
353
00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:32,202
started our descent.
354
00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,804
(ENGINE WHINES)
355
00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:37,807
(SCREAMING)
356
00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,716
- (OVEN DINGS)
- (MUZAK PLAYING)
357
00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,450
(ALARM BEEPING)
358
00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:50,086
So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?
359
00:15:50,088 --> 00:15:51,454
Oh, you know,
the usual.
360
00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:53,256
Got to take the kids
to soccer.
361
00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:54,393
(BOTH SLURPING)
362
00:15:57,764 --> 00:15:58,930
STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages.
363
00:15:58,932 --> 00:16:01,268
Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.
364
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,444
(HULL CREAKING)
365
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,551
Ladies and gentlemen, we've
arrived at our destination,
366
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:18,155
the Bermuda Triangle.
367
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,272
ALL: Ooh!
368
00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:35,476
(PASSENGERS WHOOPING,
LAUGHING)
369
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,914
Welcome to
the Bermuda Triangle,
370
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:14,922
where you'll embark on a
monster cruise of a lifetime.
371
00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,491
A cruise?
372
00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:22,361
Surprise!
373
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,996
(GRUMBLES)
Oh, no, you... No.
374
00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:28,401
But it's just like a hotel
on the water.
375
00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:30,569
I just figured
you need a vacation
376
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,074
from running
everyone else's vacation.
377
00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:35,910
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...
378
00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,980
Well, since Mom died.
379
00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:41,115
But this is a chance
to make new memories,
380
00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:42,416
with all of us.
381
00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:44,620
With Dennis.
382
00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:50,095
- Boat!
- Boat!
383
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,501
Who made you
such an amazing daughter?
384
00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:57,668
You.
385
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,169
(CHUCKLES) That's right!
386
00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:01,138
What a father I am.
387
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,609
Come on, Denisovich,
let's get cruising!
388
00:18:03,611 --> 00:18:04,979
- DENNIS: Yay!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
389
00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:08,547
(WITCHES CACKLING)
390
00:18:08,549 --> 00:18:10,485
(WHOOPING, CACKLING)
391
00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:27,038
- DENNIS: Wow!
- (ALL GASP)
392
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:32,879
(HORN BLOWING)
393
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,415
(FAINT CHEERING)
394
00:18:48,429 --> 00:18:50,299
(PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING)
395
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,667
Okay. Smile.
396
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,204
- (CRYING RESUMES)
- Thank you.
397
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,175
(CACKLING)
398
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,651
Ow!
399
00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:09,489
DENNIS: "No pets allowed"?
400
00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:11,457
Uh-oh.
401
00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:22,303
Perfect.
402
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:28,107
(GROANS)
403
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:30,242
FISH MAN: Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?
404
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,643
- Dennis, come on.
- FISH MAN: Nice to see you.
405
00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:33,180
Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.
406
00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:35,986
Oh, hello.
Welcome aboard.
407
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:45,728
Uh, this is Bob.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
408
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,329
Say hi, Bob.
409
00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:48,499
"Hi, Bob."
410
00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,510
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.
411
00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:00,344
I'm, like, so excited.
412
00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:02,614
This is, like, the nicest
hotel I've ever been to.
413
00:20:02,616 --> 00:20:04,216
GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES)
414
00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:05,818
Man, this is amazing!
415
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,419
There's so much to do!
416
00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:09,424
Olympic-size swimming pool...
417
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,261
All-you-can-eat buffet...
418
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:15,696
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
419
00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:18,298
Full-service spa...
420
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,135
Whoo! I'm gonna get me
a seaweed rewrap!
421
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,139
Wow, it sounds like
everything we can do
422
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,606
at our hotel!
423
00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:28,310
Except on the water!
424
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,345
(MURRAY CACKLING)
425
00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:33,817
- (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
- (SHRIEKING)
426
00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:36,123
- (CROWD GASPING)
- (WHINING)
427
00:20:37,089 --> 00:20:39,191
(CROWD GASPING)
428
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:42,394
ALL: Ooh! Ah!
429
00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:44,329
- (GIGGLING)
- Wow!
430
00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:45,498
You nailed it, honey.
431
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,732
Your dad is going to
love this!
432
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,668
Best summer vacation ever!
433
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,571
Wait till you see
the itinerary.
434
00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:53,139
- (FIREWORK EXPLODES)
- Oh!
435
00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:54,508
That's nice.
436
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:57,277
Frank, "fire bad." Remember?
437
00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,880
Oh, yeah, right, but,
uh, maybe you'll find
438
00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:02,450
your own fireworks
on the cruise, huh?
439
00:21:02,452 --> 00:21:04,520
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
440
00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:07,526
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.
441
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,397
- (GRUNTING)
- DRACULA: Huh?
442
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,533
Ha!
443
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,633
Ahoy there!
444
00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:18,201
Welcome aboard!
445
00:21:18,203 --> 00:21:19,370
(GREETS IN SPANISH)
446
00:21:19,372 --> 00:21:20,439
(GREETS IN GERMAN)
447
00:21:20,441 --> 00:21:21,840
(GREETS IN RUSSIAN)
448
00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:22,908
(GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
449
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,409
(PURRS)
450
00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:25,680
(DEEP GROWL)
451
00:21:26,514 --> 00:21:28,383
Whoa! Who is that?
452
00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:35,289
I am Captain Ericka.
453
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:38,159
And, yes, I'm human. But
don't hold that against me.
454
00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:41,229
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on board
455
00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:43,764
our first-ever
monster cruise!
456
00:21:43,766 --> 00:21:44,836
(ALL CHEERING)
457
00:21:46,803 --> 00:21:49,405
(RAPID HEARTBEAT)
458
00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:51,410
Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)
459
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,578
Dad? Are you okay?
460
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,915
Eeny feeny fanny
foonyah wah wah?
461
00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:58,949
Oh, no! He's having
a heart attack!
462
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,918
Drac? Not likely.
463
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,354
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.
464
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,489
It must be a stroke!
465
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,492
Actually, I think
it might be her.
466
00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:09,461
Ow! Watch where you're pointing,
mister, I'm right here.
467
00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:11,297
You always stand
so close to me.
468
00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:13,233
It's creepy.
469
00:22:13,235 --> 00:22:16,403
For so long, monsters were
hiding, living in the shadows,
470
00:22:16,405 --> 00:22:18,372
but not anymore!
471
00:22:18,374 --> 00:22:22,376
You've stood up and waved
your hand or claw or tentacle
472
00:22:22,378 --> 00:22:27,349
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"
473
00:22:27,351 --> 00:22:29,220
(ALL CHEERING)
474
00:22:30,387 --> 00:22:32,789
Now it's time to celebrate!
475
00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:35,893
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,
476
00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:37,661
and nonstop entertainment,
477
00:22:37,663 --> 00:22:40,764
all on the way
to our final destination,
478
00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:43,868
the lost city
that isn't lost anymore,
479
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:46,539
Atlantis!
480
00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:48,277
(CROWD CHEERING)
481
00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:52,346
Oh, yeah!
482
00:22:52,348 --> 00:22:53,746
Whoo-hoo!
483
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,984
Whoa!
The fish are acrobats!
484
00:22:55,986 --> 00:22:57,819
They're fishcrobats!
485
00:22:57,821 --> 00:22:59,356
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
486
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:03,391
Hello. How y'all doing?
487
00:23:03,393 --> 00:23:05,593
- (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
- So...
488
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:08,968
You must be
the one and only Dracula.
489
00:23:10,835 --> 00:23:14,404
I have waited so long
to meet you.
490
00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:16,539
Wow, you really don't age,
do you?
491
00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:17,975
I would kill
for your skin.
492
00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:21,380
(CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?
493
00:23:21,382 --> 00:23:23,315
Oh. You're speaking
Transylvanian.
494
00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:24,749
Oh. Always wanted
to learn.
495
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,619
Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?
496
00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:29,756
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
497
00:23:29,758 --> 00:23:31,624
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
498
00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:33,661
Eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday.
499
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:36,430
Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.
500
00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:38,666
Oh, such a romantic language.
501
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,601
You know, there's just
something about an accent
502
00:23:40,603 --> 00:23:44,005
that makes a man
sound so intelligent.
503
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,573
- Alibooboo.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
504
00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,310
That's Transylvanian
right there.
505
00:23:47,312 --> 00:23:49,412
He's saying
it's nice to meet you.
506
00:23:49,414 --> 00:23:53,082
(CHUCKLES) Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.
507
00:23:53,084 --> 00:23:56,620
- Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.
508
00:23:56,622 --> 00:23:58,555
Wait. I've always wanted
to do this.
509
00:23:58,557 --> 00:24:00,624
Wake up! Wake up, Drac!
(SLAPPING)
510
00:24:00,626 --> 00:24:01,893
Snap out of it!
511
00:24:01,895 --> 00:24:03,394
Hey, cut it out!
512
00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:04,697
Hey, buddy, you okay?
513
00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:07,365
No, not okay.
514
00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:08,735
Not okay!
515
00:24:08,737 --> 00:24:10,804
(STAMMERS)
I... I...
516
00:24:10,806 --> 00:24:12,338
I...
517
00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,909
Zinged.
518
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,995
- (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
519
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:35,635
(PLAYING DOWNTOWN)
520
00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:44,510
(SPOKEN SINGING) ♪ I went to the
moped store, I said, "Sell it"
521
00:24:44,512 --> 00:24:46,946
♪ Salesman's like, "What up?
What's your budget?"
522
00:24:46,948 --> 00:24:48,747
♪ And I'm like, "Honestly, I
don't know nothin' about mopeds"
523
00:24:48,749 --> 00:24:51,083
♪ He said, "I got the one
for you, follow me"
524
00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:53,052
♪ Ooh, it's too real
525
00:24:53,054 --> 00:24:56,023
♪ A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshield ♪
526
00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:58,728
(VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE)
527
00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:04,400
Mmm!
528
00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,168
VLAD:
♪ It's a lovely day ♪
529
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,436
- Ooh!
- Oh!
530
00:25:07,438 --> 00:25:08,474
Check that out!
531
00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,777
VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES)
532
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,947
(SIGHS) Here we go.
533
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,452
- Mmm, yummy.
- (GROWLS)
534
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,890
(GRUNTING)
535
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,762
(SIGHS)
536
00:25:29,897 --> 00:25:30,965
WITCH: Ah!
537
00:25:32,568 --> 00:25:34,771
WOMAN:
♪ Auf Wiedersehen
538
00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:38,809
♪ Danke schoen ♪
539
00:25:40,075 --> 00:25:42,145
(MUFFLED GROANING)
540
00:25:44,015 --> 00:25:45,781
(GASPS)
541
00:25:45,783 --> 00:25:47,215
(MUFFLED GROANING)
542
00:25:47,217 --> 00:25:48,419
(RETCHES)
543
00:25:50,055 --> 00:25:51,056
Papa.
544
00:25:52,824 --> 00:25:55,061
- (BARKING, CRYING)
- (GASPING)
545
00:25:56,662 --> 00:25:58,498
(PUPPIES WAILING)
546
00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:06,839
"Kids Club."
547
00:26:06,841 --> 00:26:08,544
What's a kids club?
548
00:26:10,979 --> 00:26:12,144
(MONSTER BABY BELCHES)
549
00:26:12,146 --> 00:26:14,014
(GRUNTS, GIGGLES)
550
00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:15,018
Whee!
551
00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:16,919
Whee!
552
00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:22,057
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.
553
00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,657
I'm still not sure
I understand.
554
00:26:23,659 --> 00:26:27,195
You take my kids,
all day, on purpose?
555
00:26:27,197 --> 00:26:28,630
Fish.
556
00:26:28,632 --> 00:26:29,898
That's right.
557
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:32,069
What exactly
don't you understand?
558
00:26:32,071 --> 00:26:33,936
- Why? Ow!
- Shh.
559
00:26:33,938 --> 00:26:37,641
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.
560
00:26:37,643 --> 00:26:40,011
- (SNIFFLES)
- Fish.
561
00:26:40,013 --> 00:26:43,516
Oh, don't worry, you get them
back at the end of the day.
562
00:26:44,552 --> 00:26:45,950
Fish.
563
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,088
Oh, well. That's better
than nothing. (WHISTLES)
564
00:26:49,892 --> 00:26:51,460
Oh. Oh!
565
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,932
- So...
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
566
00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:00,567
What do we do now?
567
00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:04,942
I think we do
whatever we want.
568
00:27:05,976 --> 00:27:08,143
"Whatever we want"?
569
00:27:08,145 --> 00:27:10,212
Whatever we want.
570
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,614
Whatever we want.
571
00:27:11,616 --> 00:27:12,949
Whatever we want!
572
00:27:12,951 --> 00:27:16,854
BOTH: (CHANTING)
Whatever we want.
573
00:27:16,856 --> 00:27:19,657
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.
574
00:27:19,659 --> 00:27:21,695
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.
575
00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:24,229
Oh, hi. Hello.
576
00:27:24,231 --> 00:27:25,897
How y'all doin'?
577
00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:27,066
- Oh. (CHUCKLING)
- Good evening, Captain.
578
00:27:27,068 --> 00:27:29,068
Well, hello.
Oh, my goodness.
579
00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,936
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
580
00:27:30,938 --> 00:27:34,608
Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail?
You know...
581
00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:35,876
Oh! Certainly.
582
00:27:35,878 --> 00:27:38,182
Okay. Thank you
so much.
583
00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,050
Oh, hello.
584
00:27:42,052 --> 00:27:43,120
Welcome aboard.
585
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:13,988
Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.
586
00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:16,890
Monsters are disgusting!
587
00:28:16,892 --> 00:28:18,828
VAN HELSING: They're animals!
588
00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:27,973
(CHUGGING, SQUEAKING)
589
00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,814
I'll be right there.
590
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,984
(PANTS, GROANS)
591
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,323
(SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING)
592
00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:48,026
Dracula, is he on board?
593
00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:51,331
Yes. I saw him.
Face-to-face. Ugh!
594
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,966
I was so nice to him.
595
00:28:52,968 --> 00:28:55,267
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,
596
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:56,970
showing off his fangs.
597
00:28:56,972 --> 00:28:58,773
Argh, it's just like
you taught me!
598
00:28:58,775 --> 00:29:01,342
It's even worse than I feared!
599
00:29:01,344 --> 00:29:04,446
It was that fateful night
that I realized
600
00:29:04,448 --> 00:29:08,050
a human could never defeat
a monster.
601
00:29:08,052 --> 00:29:09,722
(SCREAMING)
602
00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:16,026
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.
603
00:29:16,028 --> 00:29:20,999
And so, I began to search
for an answer.
604
00:29:21,001 --> 00:29:26,271
And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destruction
605
00:29:26,273 --> 00:29:28,808
so powerful
it destroyed Atlantis,
606
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:32,713
a whole city of monsters.
(CHUCKLES)
607
00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:36,983
And there, deep within the
rubble, it lay, waiting.
608
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,787
Endlessly, I searched
for the lost city
609
00:29:40,789 --> 00:29:44,293
Time passed, and my body
began to fail me.
610
00:29:44,295 --> 00:29:46,894
Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.
611
00:29:46,896 --> 00:29:49,398
First my liver,
then my spleen,
612
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,067
followed by a kidney or two.
613
00:29:52,069 --> 00:29:55,739
Then my golden locks.
(MOANS)
614
00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:58,275
But I wouldn't let
that stop me.
615
00:29:58,277 --> 00:30:03,248
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!
616
00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,950
Ha-ha!
617
00:30:04,952 --> 00:30:06,852
And look at me now.
618
00:30:06,854 --> 00:30:08,453
Mmm-hmm!
619
00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:11,325
Oh, girl,
it's an improvement, really.
620
00:30:12,426 --> 00:30:14,761
Um, sure.
621
00:30:14,763 --> 00:30:20,434
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.
622
00:30:20,436 --> 00:30:22,270
Oh, forget about all this!
623
00:30:22,272 --> 00:30:23,871
Let me get rid of
Dracula right now.
624
00:30:23,873 --> 00:30:25,508
I was so close to him,
I could've just...
625
00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:27,408
(GRUNTING)
626
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:30,079
No, no, no!
627
00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:32,115
We have to
stick to the plan.
628
00:30:32,117 --> 00:30:33,984
Lure the monsters
to Atlantis,
629
00:30:33,986 --> 00:30:36,352
retrieve the instrument
of destruction,
630
00:30:36,354 --> 00:30:39,223
trap them there,
and then wipe them out.
631
00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:41,058
It's simple, Ericka!
632
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,129
Now, promise me you won't
try and kill Dracula.
633
00:30:44,131 --> 00:30:45,531
Ugh, fine!
634
00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,966
- I promise.
- Promise what?
635
00:30:47,968 --> 00:30:51,504
(GROANS) I promise I won't
try and kill Dracula. Okay?
636
00:30:51,506 --> 00:30:53,875
(SNORING)
637
00:30:56,244 --> 00:30:58,045
Ugh.
638
00:30:58,047 --> 00:31:02,116
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...
639
00:31:02,118 --> 00:31:03,887
I will kill him.
640
00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:10,192
♪ Tonight...
641
00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:15,164
♪ I just want
to take you higher
642
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:19,470
♪ Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon
643
00:31:19,472 --> 00:31:22,309
- ♪ Girls
- ♪ What y'all tryin' to do?
644
00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:28,382
♪ 24-karat magic in the air
645
00:31:29,449 --> 00:31:30,616
♪ Head-to-toe
646
00:31:30,618 --> 00:31:32,084
Whew!
647
00:31:32,086 --> 00:31:33,085
♪ Uh, look out
648
00:31:33,087 --> 00:31:34,521
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
649
00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:35,988
- ♪ Pop, pop, it's showtime
- ♪ Showtime
650
00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:37,056
- ♪ Showtime
- ♪ Showtime
651
00:31:37,058 --> 00:31:38,559
♪ Guess who's back again
652
00:31:38,561 --> 00:31:40,328
- ♪ Oh, they don't know?
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em
653
00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,963
- ♪ Oh, they don't know?
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em
654
00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:43,998
♪ I'll bet they know
as soon as we walk in
655
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,234
- ♪ Sho' 'nuff
- ♪ I'm wearin' Cuban links ♪
656
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,901
- ♪ Designer'minks
- ♪ Yeah
657
00:31:46,903 --> 00:31:48,469
(BABBLING)
658
00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,573
♪ Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourself
659
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,845
♪ Known to give the color red
The blues
660
00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:55,245
(GRUNTS)
661
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,948
♪ Tell me whatcha tryin'
to do
662
00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:02,586
♪ 24-karat magic in the air
663
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,892
(CHUCKLING)
664
00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:08,129
Ugh!
665
00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:11,364
♪ Moon
666
00:32:11,366 --> 00:32:14,334
- ♪ Girls
- ♪What y'all tryin' to do?
667
00:32:14,336 --> 00:32:16,036
(LAUGHS)
668
00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:17,373
Oh!
669
00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:22,111
(WHIMPERS)
670
00:32:25,582 --> 00:32:27,518
(RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING)
671
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,091
- ♪ Girls
- ♪ What y'all tryin' to do?
672
00:32:33,624 --> 00:32:35,058
♪ 24-karat... ♪
673
00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,493
(SONG PAUSES)
674
00:32:36,495 --> 00:32:39,466
♪ Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon ♪
675
00:32:40,565 --> 00:32:41,567
(GRUNTS)
676
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,672
Work it, Dracula.
677
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,377
You know it.
678
00:32:50,545 --> 00:32:53,211
Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!
679
00:32:53,213 --> 00:32:54,580
Feeling good, Frank.
680
00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:57,151
Look at you, so fancy!
681
00:32:57,153 --> 00:32:58,719
What? This? Please.
682
00:32:58,721 --> 00:33:00,720
Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?
683
00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:02,356
"Impress"? Oh.
684
00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:04,259
Who do I need to impress?
685
00:33:04,261 --> 00:33:06,126
Hey, isn't that
Captain Ericka?
686
00:33:06,128 --> 00:33:07,696
Oh, no! (STAMMERS)
687
00:33:07,698 --> 00:33:10,031
Uh, what? Eh, oh...
688
00:33:10,033 --> 00:33:11,433
GRIFFIN: Oops, no,
not her.
689
00:33:11,435 --> 00:33:13,001
(ALL CACKLE)
690
00:33:13,003 --> 00:33:14,637
- Ooh, that's good!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
691
00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:15,739
Very amusing.
692
00:33:15,741 --> 00:33:17,310
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
693
00:33:22,983 --> 00:33:25,148
(SIGHS)
694
00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:28,052
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.
695
00:33:28,054 --> 00:33:29,288
I know.
696
00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:30,688
It doesn't make any sense.
697
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:33,426
You can't Zing twice,
it's impossible!
698
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,728
But I did! So now what?
699
00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:38,399
(GASPS) And what about Mavis?
700
00:33:38,401 --> 00:33:40,534
She wants you
to be happy, right?
701
00:33:40,536 --> 00:33:43,372
I'm sure she'll go
with the flow.
702
00:33:43,374 --> 00:33:45,106
Oh, no, no, no!
703
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,575
Mavis needs me.
She depends on me.
704
00:33:47,577 --> 00:33:50,645
I need to be home
with my family.
705
00:33:50,647 --> 00:33:54,750
Hey, Murray here may be from
Egypt, but you're the one in
706
00:33:54,752 --> 00:33:56,286
"da Nile."
707
00:33:56,288 --> 00:33:57,788
(LAUGHS)
708
00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,455
You guys get that?
709
00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:00,723
- (THUDS)
- Ow! You hit me right in the...
710
00:34:00,725 --> 00:34:01,729
Mavis!
711
00:34:05,464 --> 00:34:07,735
Don't say a word, or
I'll haunt your dreams.
712
00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:11,070
Having fun?
713
00:34:11,072 --> 00:34:13,472
Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.
714
00:34:13,474 --> 00:34:17,577
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.
715
00:34:17,579 --> 00:34:20,480
All of us together,
it's really special.
716
00:34:20,482 --> 00:34:23,384
Me, too,
spider monkey.
717
00:34:23,386 --> 00:34:26,655
Now, are you ready for me to
destroy you in monster ball?
718
00:34:26,657 --> 00:34:29,425
- Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!
- (GIGGLES)
719
00:34:29,427 --> 00:34:30,691
Come on, Papa Drac!
720
00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,395
(CHUCKLES) Bring it on!
721
00:34:32,397 --> 00:34:35,000
For I am king of family fun!
722
00:34:37,637 --> 00:34:41,372
Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?
723
00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:42,840
(WHIMPERING)
724
00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:45,076
I got to warn you,
725
00:34:45,078 --> 00:34:48,080
I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.
726
00:34:48,082 --> 00:34:50,782
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
- Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
727
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,519
Everybody, just please
watch the hair.
728
00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:55,354
Watch the hair!
729
00:34:55,356 --> 00:34:57,758
Oh-ho-ho! Let's go!
Let's do this!
730
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,227
Oh, my gosh, this is
gonna be so much fun.
731
00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:01,596
MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready.
732
00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,199
Here comes the pain!
733
00:35:04,634 --> 00:35:05,770
(SCREAMING)
734
00:35:06,802 --> 00:35:09,638
- Spike!
- Not the hair!
735
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,443
- Whoa!
- (WHIMPERS)
736
00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,679
No, no, no!
737
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:16,813
(LAUGHS)
738
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,716
- (ALL CHEERING)
- All right!
739
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:22,887
FISH MAN: (OVER PA) Captain
Ericka, you are needed on deck.
740
00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:26,290
Next stop...
Buh-bye, Dracula.
741
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,828
Ha-ha! All right, baby!
742
00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:30,228
(DEEP SNARL)
743
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,668
(SCREAMING)
744
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:35,838
(BABBLING)
745
00:35:44,148 --> 00:35:45,583
(DISTORTED BABBLING)
746
00:35:46,849 --> 00:35:48,550
(ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK)
747
00:35:48,552 --> 00:35:50,153
(DISTORTED GRUNT)
748
00:35:50,155 --> 00:35:51,587
Oh, baby, I got this.
749
00:35:51,589 --> 00:35:53,156
Hey there, monsters.
750
00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:54,093
Huh?
751
00:35:56,594 --> 00:35:58,697
Yeah! What'd I say!
752
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,838
ERICKA: We're arriving
at our first destination.
753
00:36:05,472 --> 00:36:06,807
(RUMBLING)
754
00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:12,610
The underwater volcano!
755
00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:16,716
Everyone, grab your scuba
gear and get ready to explore
756
00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:19,122
the wonders of the sea.
757
00:36:19,756 --> 00:36:21,721
Especially you,
758
00:36:21,723 --> 00:36:23,292
Count Dracula.
759
00:36:26,362 --> 00:36:27,528
(CHUCKLES)
760
00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:29,264
You see that, pal?
She likes you.
761
00:36:29,266 --> 00:36:30,631
Oh, no, no, no.
762
00:36:30,633 --> 00:36:32,701
That sounds like a Zing
in full effect.
763
00:36:32,703 --> 00:36:34,603
Oh, no, no, no.
764
00:36:34,605 --> 00:36:36,306
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
765
00:36:36,308 --> 00:36:38,943
I'm just here
to have family fun.
766
00:36:38,945 --> 00:36:41,248
Family, family, fun, fun.
767
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:02,869
(HISSING, BUBBLING)
768
00:37:02,871 --> 00:37:05,308
Hmm, let's see.
What about here?
769
00:37:06,409 --> 00:37:07,913
- (HISSING)
- (YELLING)
770
00:37:11,749 --> 00:37:13,953
(ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
771
00:37:25,866 --> 00:37:27,869
Right this way, everyone.
772
00:37:39,948 --> 00:37:43,918
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.
773
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,454
I give you Volcano del Fuego.
774
00:37:47,456 --> 00:37:49,758
Or, as the local sea life
call it...
775
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,429
(POPPING MOUTH)
776
00:38:09,016 --> 00:38:10,518
(PEDALS SQUEAKING)
777
00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:37,983
(MUFFLED YELLING)
778
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:44,057
(DENNIS GIGGLES)
779
00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:51,630
DENNIS: Whee!
780
00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:54,036
(WHALE SINGING)
781
00:39:44,828 --> 00:39:46,193
(CHUCKLES)
782
00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:47,728
Aw, what a cute family.
783
00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:48,797
What? No, it's not.
784
00:39:48,799 --> 00:39:50,635
Argh! Dracula bad!
785
00:39:55,473 --> 00:39:56,475
(GRUNTS)
786
00:40:17,131 --> 00:40:18,133
(GASPS)
787
00:40:23,806 --> 00:40:25,476
(PEDAL SQUEAKING)
788
00:40:45,765 --> 00:40:47,201
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
789
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,647
(COUGHING)
790
00:41:00,649 --> 00:41:01,885
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
791
00:41:05,554 --> 00:41:06,921
GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate.
792
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:09,091
I can't believe
you're hungry already.
793
00:41:09,093 --> 00:41:10,825
I'm sorry.
You know what it is?
794
00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:12,760
It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,
795
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,730
and when I "see food..."
796
00:41:14,732 --> 00:41:17,833
Oh, man! I'm gone.
797
00:41:17,835 --> 00:41:20,771
Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!
798
00:41:20,773 --> 00:41:22,840
Dracula, Dracula!
799
00:41:22,842 --> 00:41:25,944
I get so close, but it's
almost like he's teasing me.
800
00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:28,178
I just, I can't
stand it anymore.
801
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,483
I have to get him!
802
00:41:34,956 --> 00:41:35,958
(GRUNTING)
803
00:41:40,261 --> 00:41:43,697
Boy, that underwater volcano
looked hot.
804
00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:45,569
WITCHES: Mmm-hmm.
805
00:41:48,003 --> 00:41:49,270
(ALL GASP)
806
00:41:49,272 --> 00:41:51,205
Oh... Hi, Bob.
807
00:41:51,207 --> 00:41:55,177
Right. We promised you we'd
play, uh, ping-pong now.
808
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,746
Um, Dennis?
Who is this?
809
00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,815
Uh, it's our friend, Bob.
810
00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,654
- Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."
811
00:42:03,122 --> 00:42:06,122
Okay! Time to go
play ping-pong.
812
00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,259
- FRANKENSTEIN: Drac!
- GRIFFIN: Drac!
813
00:42:07,261 --> 00:42:09,864
- Drac!
- Drac!
814
00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:13,899
Hey, boys,
where's the fire?
815
00:42:13,901 --> 00:42:15,267
Oh, well,
Griffin here, he...
816
00:42:15,269 --> 00:42:17,637
- He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...
817
00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:20,007
Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on
my hand, and since, you know,
818
00:42:20,009 --> 00:42:22,308
you're a biting expert, I
thought you could take a look.
819
00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:23,879
- Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.
820
00:42:25,114 --> 00:42:26,650
Okay...
821
00:42:28,351 --> 00:42:30,751
Okay, what is going on?
822
00:42:30,753 --> 00:42:33,788
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.
823
00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:35,790
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...
824
00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:38,394
(VOCALIZING)
825
00:42:38,396 --> 00:42:40,797
♪ Ericka loves the Drac
826
00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:43,033
♪ She can't get enough
of that Drac
827
00:42:43,035 --> 00:42:45,002
♪ Oh, yeah
828
00:42:45,004 --> 00:42:46,303
♪ Drac is back
829
00:42:46,305 --> 00:42:48,006
♪ He's got the Zing
830
00:42:48,008 --> 00:42:49,842
♪ The Zinga-Zing ♪
831
00:42:49,844 --> 00:42:52,277
Shh. I told you I don't
want to upset Mavis.
832
00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:55,015
- But what are you talking about?
- (CROWD GASPS)
833
00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:57,316
Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...
834
00:42:57,318 --> 00:43:01,188
But we swam back to the ship, and
we found Ericka raving about you.
835
00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:03,023
She can't live
without you, buddy.
836
00:43:03,025 --> 00:43:04,759
It's serious!
837
00:43:04,761 --> 00:43:08,796
♪ You can't deny
the Zing, baby ♪
838
00:43:08,798 --> 00:43:12,200
So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?
839
00:43:12,202 --> 00:43:13,835
Uh, yes.
840
00:43:13,837 --> 00:43:16,339
- Maybe? No.
- Ugh.
841
00:43:16,341 --> 00:43:19,677
It's been a while. I don't
even know where to start.
842
00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:22,079
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.
843
00:43:22,081 --> 00:43:23,914
- Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.
844
00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:25,917
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.
845
00:43:25,919 --> 00:43:27,185
Ask her where
her parts are from.
846
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,886
Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.
847
00:43:28,888 --> 00:43:30,689
- "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.
848
00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,691
- "Your neck looks delicious."
- GRIFFIN: Here she comes.
849
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,094
Okay, Drac,
hit it.
850
00:43:35,096 --> 00:43:37,296
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.
851
00:43:37,298 --> 00:43:40,200
Would you like
to see my parts?
852
00:43:40,202 --> 00:43:43,003
(IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING
AND EXPLODING)
853
00:43:43,005 --> 00:43:45,105
Yes, I'd love to go out
with you.
854
00:43:45,107 --> 00:43:46,340
Ay! What?
855
00:43:46,342 --> 00:43:47,474
ALL: What?
856
00:43:47,476 --> 00:43:48,876
Cantina. Midnight.
857
00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:49,947
Don't be late.
858
00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:00,925
Whew!
859
00:44:00,927 --> 00:44:02,294
- That was a close one.
- (PANTING)
860
00:44:03,429 --> 00:44:05,930
(SNORTS, SNIFFING)
861
00:44:05,932 --> 00:44:08,670
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.
862
00:44:18,512 --> 00:44:20,013
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!
863
00:44:20,015 --> 00:44:21,151
No, no, no!
864
00:44:27,023 --> 00:44:28,025
(THUDS)
865
00:44:28,492 --> 00:44:29,460
(GASPS)
866
00:44:31,528 --> 00:44:34,363
(GROWLING, BARKING)
867
00:44:34,365 --> 00:44:35,497
Tinkles, stop!
868
00:44:35,499 --> 00:44:37,967
(GASPING) I've been found!
869
00:44:37,969 --> 00:44:40,971
You'll never get me, monster!
870
00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:43,473
DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop.
Shh! Shh!
871
00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,445
(YAPPING)
872
00:44:49,283 --> 00:44:51,319
(YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE)
873
00:44:57,224 --> 00:44:58,727
Ew.
874
00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:13,308
FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.
875
00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,578
It's time to get lost
on the beach,
876
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:20,987
and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.
877
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,487
JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo!
Beach time!
878
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,323
Johnny, you go
set everything up.
879
00:45:26,325 --> 00:45:28,259
And, Dad, you go get in
line for the snow cones.
880
00:45:28,261 --> 00:45:31,030
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny
881
00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:32,864
should spend
some time together.
882
00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:35,300
What do you call it again?
Eh, date night?
883
00:45:35,302 --> 00:45:36,836
Date night?
884
00:45:36,838 --> 00:45:38,604
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought
885
00:45:38,606 --> 00:45:40,973
me and the guys would
take this opportunity
886
00:45:40,975 --> 00:45:44,078
to spend some quality time
with Dennis.
887
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,947
Oh. Okay.
That's a great idea.
888
00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:47,614
Come on, Johnny.
Date night.
889
00:45:47,616 --> 00:45:50,387
Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!
890
00:45:53,490 --> 00:45:55,361
(EXCITED SQUEAKING)
891
00:46:04,103 --> 00:46:05,269
(SATISFIED SQUEAK)
892
00:46:05,271 --> 00:46:07,071
Okay, here you go!
893
00:46:07,073 --> 00:46:08,142
(PANTING)
894
00:46:12,212 --> 00:46:14,016
- Good girl!
- I got this one.
895
00:46:14,548 --> 00:46:15,550
(BARKING)
896
00:46:20,622 --> 00:46:23,055
- (RETCHES)
- (YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
897
00:46:23,057 --> 00:46:24,558
What was that?
898
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,460
- (RUMBLING)
- It sounds like our children.
899
00:46:26,462 --> 00:46:29,297
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!
900
00:46:29,299 --> 00:46:31,366
Please! Help! Someone!
901
00:46:31,368 --> 00:46:33,334
Get the parents!
902
00:46:33,336 --> 00:46:36,272
Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my back
903
00:46:36,274 --> 00:46:37,907
before I get burned?
904
00:46:37,909 --> 00:46:39,108
Wait one second, honey.
905
00:46:39,110 --> 00:46:40,442
You know, the kids buried me
in the sand.
906
00:46:40,444 --> 00:46:42,047
(KIDS GIGGLING)
907
00:46:46,952 --> 00:46:48,619
Mmm. Thanks, honey.
908
00:46:48,621 --> 00:46:51,123
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.
909
00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:54,458
- Sounds good.
- Straight up.
910
00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:56,595
Isn't this place amazing?
911
00:46:56,597 --> 00:46:59,599
Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!
912
00:46:59,601 --> 00:47:01,504
Genius! Isn't that
awesome, honey?
913
00:47:04,006 --> 00:47:05,638
What? Oh, sorry.
914
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,642
I was just thinking
about my dad.
915
00:47:07,644 --> 00:47:10,545
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?
916
00:47:10,547 --> 00:47:13,982
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.
917
00:47:13,984 --> 00:47:15,951
- What?
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
918
00:47:15,953 --> 00:47:18,520
The Love Boat is definitely
making another run.
919
00:47:18,522 --> 00:47:20,289
No way. He's...
920
00:47:20,291 --> 00:47:22,559
He's my dad.
921
00:47:22,561 --> 00:47:24,360
I know, right? It's weird.
922
00:47:24,362 --> 00:47:28,198
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.
923
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:33,505
I guess I never thought about
him with anyone besides my mom.
924
00:47:33,507 --> 00:47:36,007
You're cool with it,
though, right?
925
00:47:36,009 --> 00:47:38,144
Of course. I want him
to be happy.
926
00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:39,148
Totally.
927
00:47:41,216 --> 00:47:43,049
Totally.
928
00:47:43,051 --> 00:47:45,154
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
929
00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:51,760
Buenas noches, mi amigo.
930
00:47:51,762 --> 00:47:57,766
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?
931
00:47:57,768 --> 00:48:00,272
Yes, of course,
Mr. Chupacabra.
932
00:48:02,041 --> 00:48:04,173
(GOAT BLEATS)
933
00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:06,112
Muchas gracias.
(CHUCKLES)
934
00:48:08,482 --> 00:48:10,084
(GOAT SCREECHES)
935
00:48:22,064 --> 00:48:23,397
You look ravishing.
936
00:48:23,399 --> 00:48:24,497
Oh.
937
00:48:24,499 --> 00:48:25,699
Uh, thank you. I just...
938
00:48:25,701 --> 00:48:27,203
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
939
00:48:27,770 --> 00:48:28,973
(EXCLAIMS)
940
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,114
So, um...
941
00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,183
Does Captain Ericka
have a last name?
942
00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:42,653
Uh, oh, uh...
943
00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:44,789
Oh, guacamole!
944
00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:46,323
"Ericka Guacamole"?
945
00:48:46,325 --> 00:48:49,661
That's so international.
946
00:48:49,663 --> 00:48:53,464
(CHUCKLES) No.
Guacamole for us to share.
947
00:48:53,466 --> 00:48:55,834
Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?
948
00:48:55,836 --> 00:48:57,271
Look. Right behind you.
949
00:49:01,676 --> 00:49:05,145
Mmm! The food here
is to die for.
950
00:49:05,147 --> 00:49:08,251
(BOTH MOANING)
951
00:49:15,792 --> 00:49:19,728
Holy moly, that was
a lot of guacamole.
952
00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:22,099
Are you feeling all right?
953
00:49:22,101 --> 00:49:24,769
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.
954
00:49:24,771 --> 00:49:26,636
(STOMACH GROWLING)
955
00:49:26,638 --> 00:49:28,305
Oh...
956
00:49:28,307 --> 00:49:31,742
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.
957
00:49:31,744 --> 00:49:33,277
- Oh, no.
- (GROANS)
958
00:49:33,279 --> 00:49:34,746
Isn't that deadly
for you?
959
00:49:34,748 --> 00:49:36,718
No, no, no.
It's just that I'm...
960
00:49:37,651 --> 00:49:39,320
Garlic intolerant.
961
00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:43,693
(FARTS)
962
00:49:45,127 --> 00:49:46,763
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
963
00:49:47,629 --> 00:49:48,799
Was that you?
964
00:49:50,633 --> 00:49:53,401
(GIGGLING) Whoo!
965
00:49:53,403 --> 00:49:54,636
Oh, yeah!
966
00:49:54,638 --> 00:49:56,839
Dolphin surfing!
967
00:49:56,841 --> 00:49:58,243
(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
968
00:49:59,477 --> 00:50:02,115
(BOTH LAUGHING)
969
00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:05,548
Whoa!
970
00:50:05,550 --> 00:50:07,484
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.
971
00:50:07,486 --> 00:50:08,620
Hey-hey.
972
00:50:08,622 --> 00:50:10,355
- Oh! Hey there.
- (GRUNTS)
973
00:50:10,357 --> 00:50:12,357
- Papa.
- Hidey-ho!
974
00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:13,559
Hi.
975
00:50:13,561 --> 00:50:15,927
(CHUCKLES) Is my dad
in there, too?
976
00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:18,264
(MONSTERS GASP)
977
00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,533
GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry,
I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
978
00:50:20,535 --> 00:50:24,574
(GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.
979
00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:26,442
Date?
980
00:50:29,344 --> 00:50:31,812
Please, forgive me,
981
00:50:31,814 --> 00:50:33,515
I'm just very nervous.
982
00:50:33,517 --> 00:50:35,484
You see,
983
00:50:35,486 --> 00:50:40,726
I haven't had a date
since my wife died.
984
00:50:42,762 --> 00:50:44,695
How old was your daughter?
985
00:50:44,697 --> 00:50:46,664
She was just an infant.
986
00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,632
It was hard
being a single dad,
987
00:50:48,634 --> 00:50:51,171
but I did my best.
988
00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:56,608
I never knew
my mother, either.
989
00:50:56,610 --> 00:50:57,776
Or my father.
990
00:50:57,778 --> 00:50:59,979
Oh, I'm so sorry.
991
00:50:59,981 --> 00:51:01,515
Who raised you?
992
00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,584
My great-grandfather.
993
00:51:03,586 --> 00:51:06,286
I basically grew up
on this ship.
994
00:51:06,288 --> 00:51:08,523
That's why
you're a captain.
995
00:51:08,525 --> 00:51:11,793
Yeah. It's all
I've ever known.
996
00:51:11,795 --> 00:51:14,299
It was just expected.
997
00:51:15,265 --> 00:51:16,765
You know, a family thing.
998
00:51:16,767 --> 00:51:20,704
I understand,
family is everything.
999
00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,472
You have to honor the past.
1000
00:51:23,474 --> 00:51:25,745
But we make our own future.
1001
00:51:38,994 --> 00:51:40,993
- MAVIS: Dad?
- Mavis!
1002
00:51:40,995 --> 00:51:43,533
- JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm.
- Johnny!
1003
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:50,939
Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.
1004
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,008
You know,
just work stuff.
1005
00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:54,576
You're working now?
1006
00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:56,478
This is supposed to be
a vacation.
1007
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,879
A family vacation.
1008
00:51:57,881 --> 00:52:01,517
I should really go
do captain-y things.
1009
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:04,554
Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.
1010
00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:07,759
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.
1011
00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:10,527
Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?
1012
00:52:10,529 --> 00:52:13,065
Denisovich? You're
supposed to be with me.
1013
00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,333
Come on now, kid,
it's family time.
1014
00:52:15,335 --> 00:52:16,837
Quit hiding. Dennis?
1015
00:52:18,406 --> 00:52:19,606
What was that about?
1016
00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:20,906
You mean
your dad's date?
1017
00:52:20,908 --> 00:52:23,910
It wasn't a date.
It was work stuff.
1018
00:52:23,912 --> 00:52:25,079
Uh-huh.
1019
00:52:25,081 --> 00:52:26,913
I'm telling you, Johnny,
1020
00:52:26,915 --> 00:52:28,748
there is something about
that woman I don't trust.
1021
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,852
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?
1022
00:52:31,854 --> 00:52:33,354
Yes.
1023
00:52:33,356 --> 00:52:35,390
Just not with her.
1024
00:52:35,392 --> 00:52:37,092
(CRUNCHING) Mmm.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1025
00:52:37,094 --> 00:52:38,527
Heads up, honey.
1026
00:52:38,529 --> 00:52:40,697
This guac is loaded
with garlic.
1027
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:41,767
Garlic?
1028
00:52:44,637 --> 00:52:45,702
(GASPS)
1029
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,070
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
1030
00:52:47,072 --> 00:52:48,505
(SQUEAKY FART)
1031
00:52:48,507 --> 00:52:50,810
Aw! That was
a cute toot, honey.
1032
00:52:58,052 --> 00:53:01,357
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1033
00:53:08,097 --> 00:53:10,932
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!
1034
00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:12,834
- Let's get wild!
- (LAUGHS)
1035
00:53:12,836 --> 00:53:15,571
(BOTH HOWLING)
1036
00:53:15,573 --> 00:53:17,841
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1037
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:27,551
- Ericka!
- (SHRIEKS) What?
1038
00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:30,922
- (SIGHS)
- Just where have you been, young lady?
1039
00:53:30,924 --> 00:53:33,391
Uh, doing work.
1040
00:53:33,393 --> 00:53:35,393
Wearing that?
1041
00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:37,930
You were with him!
I know it!
1042
00:53:37,932 --> 00:53:39,899
Who? (CHUCKLES)
1043
00:53:39,901 --> 00:53:42,033
"Who?" You know who!
1044
00:53:42,035 --> 00:53:44,605
You've been sneaking around
my back
1045
00:53:44,607 --> 00:53:47,940
trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?
1046
00:53:47,942 --> 00:53:50,744
So what if I have?
I am a grown woman!
1047
00:53:50,746 --> 00:53:52,046
I have the right to kill
whoever I want.
1048
00:53:52,048 --> 00:53:54,516
It's not just about you.
1049
00:53:54,518 --> 00:53:57,819
You could have ruined
the legacy.
1050
00:53:57,821 --> 00:54:00,590
What if he discovered
who you were?
1051
00:54:00,592 --> 00:54:03,894
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him
1052
00:54:03,896 --> 00:54:05,829
that just drives me crazy!
1053
00:54:05,831 --> 00:54:07,964
I just, I see him,
and I want to...
1054
00:54:07,966 --> 00:54:09,100
Punch him?
1055
00:54:09,102 --> 00:54:11,803
Uh... I guess.
1056
00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:13,871
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.
1057
00:54:13,873 --> 00:54:16,108
Don't worry,
it won't be long now.
1058
00:54:16,110 --> 00:54:19,546
Once you recover the
instrument of destruction,
1059
00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:21,548
no one can stop us.
1060
00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:23,419
Not even Dracula!
1061
00:54:24,487 --> 00:54:26,857
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!
1062
00:54:28,690 --> 00:54:29,491
(GRUNTS)
1063
00:54:31,528 --> 00:54:33,861
Now, quickly,
before someone comes!
1064
00:54:33,863 --> 00:54:36,131
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTING)
1065
00:54:36,133 --> 00:54:37,569
(VAN HELSING YELPS)
1066
00:54:44,677 --> 00:54:46,512
(HORN BLOWING)
1067
00:54:53,185 --> 00:54:54,987
(PA CHIMES)
1068
00:54:54,989 --> 00:54:57,623
FISH MAN: Everyone assemble
on the forward deck.
1069
00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:01,527
We are arriving
at our final destination.
1070
00:55:01,529 --> 00:55:03,096
From the depths of creation,
1071
00:55:03,098 --> 00:55:06,833
the mighty city has risen
once again.
1072
00:55:06,835 --> 00:55:09,637
Home to the greatest
monster civilization
1073
00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,539
the world has ever known,
1074
00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:16,245
far surpassing Athens and Rome in
art, culture and sophistication.
1075
00:55:16,247 --> 00:55:21,587
I give you the legendary
lost city of Atlantis.
1076
00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:43,979
(PASSENGERS GASP)
1077
00:55:46,714 --> 00:55:49,883
(YELLS) It's a giant Kraken!
1078
00:55:49,885 --> 00:55:52,753
♪ There's a place
you've gotta be
1079
00:55:52,755 --> 00:55:56,091
♪ A thousand leagues
beneath the sea
1080
00:55:56,093 --> 00:56:00,996
♪ And it's waiting over here
for you and me
1081
00:56:00,998 --> 00:56:02,298
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1082
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:05,568
♪ Gonna take you for a ride
1083
00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:08,939
♪ But first
you've gotta come inside
1084
00:56:08,941 --> 00:56:13,878
♪ Get ready,
for the party's on tonight
1085
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:18,083
♪ So relax and just unwind
1086
00:56:18,085 --> 00:56:21,588
♪ Leave your worries
all behind
1087
00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:25,761
♪ And get ready,
for the party's on tonight
1088
00:56:35,972 --> 00:56:38,940
Welcome to Atlantis!
1089
00:56:38,942 --> 00:56:41,643
THE KRAKEN:
♪ So get ready
1090
00:56:41,645 --> 00:56:43,847
♪ Ready
1091
00:56:43,849 --> 00:56:44,851
Oh!
1092
00:56:45,883 --> 00:56:49,920
♪ It's party time
1093
00:56:49,922 --> 00:56:51,191
(BURBLING)
1094
00:56:53,727 --> 00:56:54,994
(BURBLES)
1095
00:56:54,996 --> 00:56:56,798
♪ It's party time! ♪
1096
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,966
Ooh. I am so excited!
(CHUCKLES)
1097
00:57:00,968 --> 00:57:02,271
MONSTER: Come to Daddy!
1098
00:57:03,305 --> 00:57:04,904
(ALL CHEERING)
1099
00:57:04,906 --> 00:57:06,273
- Oh.
- FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black!
1100
00:57:06,275 --> 00:57:07,842
(ALL CHEERING)
1101
00:57:07,844 --> 00:57:08,779
Oh!
1102
00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:13,348
- Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.
1103
00:57:13,350 --> 00:57:16,350
Last time you gambled, you lost
an arm and a leg. Literally!
1104
00:57:16,352 --> 00:57:18,353
- Replacement limbs...
- MONSTER: I'll raise you 40.
1105
00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:20,822
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.
1106
00:57:20,824 --> 00:57:23,125
So, no gambling.
1107
00:57:23,127 --> 00:57:24,260
Frank!
1108
00:57:24,262 --> 00:57:26,198
Yes, dear! Got it!
No gambling!
1109
00:57:32,739 --> 00:57:34,406
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.
1110
00:57:34,408 --> 00:57:36,709
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!
1111
00:57:36,711 --> 00:57:37,846
(MONSTERS SCREAMING)
1112
00:57:40,213 --> 00:57:42,248
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.
1113
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,750
Why? What's going on?
1114
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,786
I'm going to tell her
about Ericka.
1115
00:57:45,788 --> 00:57:48,255
I can't lie to
my own daughter anymore.
1116
00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:51,159
She's the most important
person in the world to me.
1117
00:57:51,161 --> 00:57:53,163
I have to tell her the truth.
1118
00:57:55,365 --> 00:57:57,201
Right after I talk to Ericka.
1119
00:57:58,169 --> 00:57:59,468
(FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING)
1120
00:57:59,470 --> 00:58:00,673
Hey.
1121
00:58:02,907 --> 00:58:04,239
All right, I'm all...
1122
00:58:04,241 --> 00:58:06,310
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
1123
00:58:06,312 --> 00:58:09,016
I got this. I'm all in.
1124
00:58:12,185 --> 00:58:14,119
Johnny, have you seen
my dad?
1125
00:58:14,121 --> 00:58:16,855
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?
1126
00:58:16,857 --> 00:58:18,858
Bob's a great guy.
1127
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:20,928
- Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?
1128
00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:41,183
There he is!
Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING)
1129
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,452
(GRUNTS)
1130
00:58:42,454 --> 00:58:44,222
(GROANING)
1131
00:59:34,381 --> 00:59:35,382
(YELPS)
1132
00:59:55,372 --> 00:59:56,374
(GRUNTING)
1133
01:00:06,586 --> 01:00:07,788
Oh.
1134
01:00:18,566 --> 01:00:20,903
(SNARLING)
1135
01:00:26,408 --> 01:00:27,877
(RAT SQUEAKS)
1136
01:00:45,630 --> 01:00:47,098
(GASPS)
1137
01:01:20,237 --> 01:01:21,440
There it is.
1138
01:01:33,986 --> 01:01:34,988
(GASPS)
1139
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,427
You saved my life.
1140
01:01:41,429 --> 01:01:43,363
Of course.
Why wouldn't I?
1141
01:01:43,365 --> 01:01:47,000
I just can't believe you
would do that for a human.
1142
01:01:47,002 --> 01:01:50,036
Humans, monsters,
what's the difference?
1143
01:01:50,038 --> 01:01:53,074
Yeah, right. Right.
1144
01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:55,310
Wait. What are you doing here?
1145
01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:59,147
Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,
1146
01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:02,184
so I knew you would
need my help.
1147
01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:04,420
Ha! Never heard that before.
1148
01:02:04,422 --> 01:02:06,490
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.
1149
01:02:06,492 --> 01:02:07,691
(STAMMERS)
1150
01:02:07,693 --> 01:02:09,359
What are you doing here?
1151
01:02:09,361 --> 01:02:10,493
Oh! Uh...
1152
01:02:10,495 --> 01:02:12,596
Well, I'm here to get that.
1153
01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:14,565
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.
1154
01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:19,204
Yeah, it was lost at sea, and
my great-grandfather is... Was!
1155
01:02:19,206 --> 01:02:22,541
Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.
1156
01:02:22,543 --> 01:02:26,982
So, anywho, thanks for saving my
life, but I can take it from...
1157
01:02:28,484 --> 01:02:29,485
(GASPS)
1158
01:02:31,588 --> 01:02:32,720
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1159
01:02:32,722 --> 01:02:34,255
Got to be
a little more careful.
1160
01:02:34,257 --> 01:02:36,158
How many times
can you save my life, right?
1161
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,627
I don't know. Every time?
(CHUCKLES)
1162
01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:41,199
Really? Well, then...
1163
01:02:47,239 --> 01:02:48,742
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING)
1164
01:02:54,681 --> 01:02:55,683
(CRASHING)
1165
01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:14,572
(GASPS)
1166
01:03:15,771 --> 01:03:17,107
Wow!
1167
01:03:31,290 --> 01:03:32,658
(PANTING)
1168
01:03:34,627 --> 01:03:37,599
(SIGHS) Ah,
that was incredible.
1169
01:03:48,777 --> 01:03:50,411
Oh, uh...
1170
01:03:50,413 --> 01:03:53,516
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?
1171
01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:56,153
Oh. Right.
1172
01:04:01,426 --> 01:04:03,592
(CHUCKLES) Got it.
1173
01:04:03,594 --> 01:04:05,063
(RUMBLING)
1174
01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:32,459
(BOTH PANTING)
1175
01:04:32,461 --> 01:04:34,461
- Mmm.
- (CHUCKLING)
1176
01:04:34,463 --> 01:04:36,330
Oh, here, let me get
that for you.
1177
01:04:36,332 --> 01:04:38,600
(DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING)
1178
01:04:38,602 --> 01:04:39,770
Dad!
1179
01:04:40,937 --> 01:04:42,704
Mavis!
1180
01:04:42,706 --> 01:04:44,507
What are you doing
to my father?
1181
01:04:44,509 --> 01:04:46,476
ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa!
1182
01:04:46,478 --> 01:04:48,745
Mavis, stop!
Put her down!
1183
01:04:48,747 --> 01:04:52,249
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?
1184
01:04:52,251 --> 01:04:53,651
(GROANING)
1185
01:04:53,653 --> 01:04:56,520
Because I...
1186
01:04:56,522 --> 01:04:58,757
Because I Zinged.
1187
01:04:58,759 --> 01:05:00,258
- (ERICKA GRUNTS)
- What?
1188
01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:02,797
I Zinged with Ericka.
1189
01:05:03,965 --> 01:05:06,266
No, that can't be true.
1190
01:05:06,268 --> 01:05:07,801
You only Zing once.
1191
01:05:07,803 --> 01:05:10,436
That's what I thought, too.
1192
01:05:10,438 --> 01:05:12,740
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1193
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:16,778
Uh, well, it's a thing
for monsters.
1194
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:19,582
It's kind of like
our "love at first sight."
1195
01:05:19,584 --> 01:05:22,417
What? No. No, no, no.
1196
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,753
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.
1197
01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:27,256
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.
1198
01:05:27,258 --> 01:05:28,791
I can't be with you.
1199
01:05:28,793 --> 01:05:31,729
I could never be
with someone like you.
1200
01:05:31,731 --> 01:05:32,866
I could never be with
1201
01:05:33,799 --> 01:05:34,901
a monster.
1202
01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:48,414
Dad, I'm so sorry.
1203
01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,219
- I...
- It doesn't matter.
1204
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,257
You heard what she said.
1205
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,668
But a Zing never lies.
1206
01:06:17,952 --> 01:06:19,921
Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES)
1207
01:06:21,021 --> 01:06:22,456
Yes.
1208
01:06:24,892 --> 01:06:26,692
(LAUGHING)
1209
01:06:26,694 --> 01:06:29,395
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,
1210
01:06:29,397 --> 01:06:32,333
our family legacy
will be fulfilled.
1211
01:06:32,335 --> 01:06:36,837
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!
1212
01:06:36,839 --> 01:06:39,540
I love to dance.
1213
01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:41,646
- (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHING)
1214
01:06:53,492 --> 01:06:55,060
EUNICE: Frank,
could you zip me up?
1215
01:06:55,062 --> 01:06:57,027
We're gonna be late. (GASPS)
1216
01:06:57,029 --> 01:06:59,331
Where did you get those?
1217
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:01,533
Uh, see, (STAMMERS)
here's the funny thing.
1218
01:07:01,535 --> 01:07:04,437
I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!
1219
01:07:04,439 --> 01:07:06,505
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.
1220
01:07:06,507 --> 01:07:08,875
Look at this. Clickety-click,
click, clack, clack, click, click.
1221
01:07:08,877 --> 01:07:11,281
I kind of like 'em.
I like 'em.
1222
01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:18,721
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.
1223
01:07:18,723 --> 01:07:20,522
Mmm. Mmm.
1224
01:07:20,524 --> 01:07:21,660
A-ha!
1225
01:07:29,736 --> 01:07:31,000
(GASPS)
1226
01:07:31,002 --> 01:07:33,006
(SOBS, SQUEALING)
1227
01:07:36,944 --> 01:07:38,844
(SQUEAKING)
1228
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,614
(BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)
1229
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,953
Ah, I guess the party's
this way.
1230
01:07:46,955 --> 01:07:47,891
Whoo!
1231
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,493
Whoa!
1232
01:07:52,094 --> 01:07:53,863
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1233
01:07:57,466 --> 01:07:58,769
(GASPS)
1234
01:07:59,837 --> 01:08:00,839
Wow.
1235
01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:06,108
Let's get this party
started right!
1236
01:08:06,110 --> 01:08:07,577
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
1237
01:08:07,579 --> 01:08:08,581
- (ALL GASP)
- MONSTER: What?
1238
01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:11,548
EUNICE: Huh?
1239
01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:14,552
I thought they said
the party was this way.
1240
01:08:14,554 --> 01:08:17,391
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
1241
01:08:25,900 --> 01:08:27,936
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1242
01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:43,084
DJ in a clamshell?
1243
01:08:43,086 --> 01:08:45,588
(GASPS) I'm so jealous.
1244
01:08:45,590 --> 01:08:48,061
- (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (RUMBLING)
1245
01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:01,707
(SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING)
1246
01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,010
(ALL CHEERING)
1247
01:09:06,681 --> 01:09:07,683
(ALL WHOOPING)
1248
01:09:12,087 --> 01:09:13,689
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1249
01:09:16,825 --> 01:09:18,195
(WHOOPING)
1250
01:09:23,567 --> 01:09:26,070
(CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING,
WHOOPING)
1251
01:09:32,245 --> 01:09:36,214
I can't believe my dad Zinged with
someone who's trying to kill him.
1252
01:09:36,216 --> 01:09:38,616
Yeah, the Zing
makes you do crazy things.
1253
01:09:38,618 --> 01:09:40,852
Really, Johnny?
1254
01:09:40,854 --> 01:09:45,625
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma
1255
01:09:45,627 --> 01:09:47,894
that is beyond
our understanding.
1256
01:09:47,896 --> 01:09:51,265
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.
1257
01:09:51,267 --> 01:09:54,302
But then we followed
the strands of destiny
1258
01:09:54,304 --> 01:09:56,069
and were brought together.
1259
01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:59,039
And our halves made one whole.
1260
01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:01,243
But what if she and he...
1261
01:10:01,245 --> 01:10:04,812
You must release all the
negativity and look within.
1262
01:10:04,814 --> 01:10:06,853
Your bond is unbreakable.
1263
01:10:08,987 --> 01:10:11,054
You're right, honey. Wow.
1264
01:10:11,056 --> 01:10:12,556
Thanks.
1265
01:10:12,558 --> 01:10:14,925
Whoa, you sounded
pretty smart, Dad.
1266
01:10:14,927 --> 01:10:16,961
Oh, that? Yeah, it was
just the philosophy
1267
01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,730
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,
1268
01:10:19,732 --> 01:10:21,332
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.
1269
01:10:21,334 --> 01:10:23,001
Anyways, let's get back
to dancing!
1270
01:10:23,003 --> 01:10:24,139
Cool.
1271
01:10:28,309 --> 01:10:30,878
Dad? You have to talk
to Ericka.
1272
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,978
- What?
- I know.
1273
01:10:31,980 --> 01:10:33,813
I know what I said before,
1274
01:10:33,815 --> 01:10:36,684
but maybe I overreacted
a teensy bit.
1275
01:10:36,686 --> 01:10:38,987
It's just the thought
of losing you.
1276
01:10:38,989 --> 01:10:42,123
What? What are you talking
about, losing me?
1277
01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:44,159
Well, obviously,
after you get married,
1278
01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:46,127
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...
1279
01:10:46,129 --> 01:10:48,731
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Mavis.
1280
01:10:48,733 --> 01:10:50,967
There are two things
I can promise you.
1281
01:10:50,969 --> 01:10:56,807
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.
1282
01:10:56,809 --> 01:11:00,081
Two, I will never live
on a boat.
1283
01:11:02,617 --> 01:11:05,084
You're my cute
little tarantula.
1284
01:11:05,086 --> 01:11:07,220
How could I ever leave you?
1285
01:11:07,222 --> 01:11:09,221
Now, seriously,
go talk to her.
1286
01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:11,626
I can't. You heard
what she said,
1287
01:11:11,628 --> 01:11:14,328
she could never be
with someone like me.
1288
01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:16,663
No, Dad.
You're just a half,
1289
01:11:16,665 --> 01:11:20,168
and you have to follow your destiny
to find an infinite whole.
1290
01:11:20,170 --> 01:11:22,003
You sound like Johnny.
1291
01:11:22,005 --> 01:11:24,906
Point is,
you can't deny a Zing.
1292
01:11:24,908 --> 01:11:27,677
Monster, human, unicorn...
1293
01:11:27,679 --> 01:11:28,747
It doesn't matter.
1294
01:11:29,414 --> 01:11:31,717
So go to her! Now!
1295
01:11:33,185 --> 01:11:34,818
Okay. I'm on it.
1296
01:11:34,820 --> 01:11:36,320
(MUSIC STOPS)
1297
01:11:36,322 --> 01:11:37,855
DJ: Hey, man, you're
not allowed up here.
1298
01:11:37,857 --> 01:11:40,358
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
(SCREAMS)
1299
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,763
- (THUDS)
- (DJ GROANS)
1300
01:11:43,764 --> 01:11:45,030
(ALL GASP)
1301
01:11:45,032 --> 01:11:47,366
(GROWLS, BARKING)
1302
01:11:47,368 --> 01:11:49,369
No. Tinkles, quiet.
1303
01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:50,904
Who is this?
1304
01:11:50,906 --> 01:11:55,308
Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.
1305
01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:58,211
Hmm. Oh, right.
1306
01:11:58,213 --> 01:12:01,315
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.
1307
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:05,954
No! It is I,
Abraham Van Helsing.
1308
01:12:05,956 --> 01:12:07,423
Van Helsing?
1309
01:12:07,425 --> 01:12:09,292
After all these years?
1310
01:12:09,294 --> 01:12:11,197
You look awful.
1311
01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:15,399
Always with the quick insults.
1312
01:12:15,401 --> 01:12:17,936
Well, this will shut you up.
1313
01:12:17,938 --> 01:12:19,838
And all monsters.
1314
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,876
Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.
1315
01:12:23,878 --> 01:12:26,379
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
Good one, Ericka.
1316
01:12:26,381 --> 01:12:27,913
Ericka?
1317
01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:29,282
You fool.
1318
01:12:29,284 --> 01:12:32,152
Not only is she
the ship's captain,
1319
01:12:32,154 --> 01:12:34,054
but she also happens
to be...
1320
01:12:34,056 --> 01:12:35,358
(SNICKERING)
1321
01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,796
Wait. You tell him.
1322
01:12:40,429 --> 01:12:43,100
I'm his great-granddaughter.
1323
01:12:44,434 --> 01:12:47,169
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.
1324
01:12:47,171 --> 01:12:50,173
(GASPS) I knew there was
something wrong with her.
1325
01:12:50,175 --> 01:12:51,441
But...
1326
01:12:51,443 --> 01:12:54,245
(STAMMERS)
See, what happened...
1327
01:12:54,247 --> 01:12:56,279
Now that we're all caught up,
1328
01:12:56,281 --> 01:12:59,117
let's get back to the dying.
1329
01:12:59,119 --> 01:13:04,523
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.
1330
01:13:04,525 --> 01:13:05,760
(ALL GASP)
1331
01:13:07,394 --> 01:13:08,763
(ALL GASP)
1332
01:13:09,864 --> 01:13:11,267
(SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)
1333
01:13:14,770 --> 01:13:15,835
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
1334
01:13:15,837 --> 01:13:17,036
(GROANS)
1335
01:13:17,038 --> 01:13:18,340
Let's see.
1336
01:13:18,342 --> 01:13:20,975
Right... Okay.
1337
01:13:20,977 --> 01:13:24,046
(PLAYING ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1338
01:13:24,048 --> 01:13:26,215
Listen to the melody
1339
01:13:26,217 --> 01:13:28,087
of your destruction.
1340
01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,556
Ooh, what's this little
doodad do?
1341
01:13:33,558 --> 01:13:34,891
(TURNS UP BASS)
1342
01:13:34,893 --> 01:13:36,429
Yeah!
1343
01:13:45,006 --> 01:13:48,241
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES
IN DISTANCE)
1344
01:13:48,243 --> 01:13:50,780
(EYES MATCHING
SYNCOPATED RHYTHM)
1345
01:13:53,883 --> 01:13:56,053
(DEEP RUMBLING)
1346
01:13:58,888 --> 01:14:01,159
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.
1347
01:14:03,359 --> 01:14:05,396
(ROARS)
1348
01:14:10,068 --> 01:14:11,203
(MUSIC STOPS)
1349
01:14:12,905 --> 01:14:15,872
- (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF)
- (BABBLING ROAR)
1350
01:14:15,874 --> 01:14:17,209
Everybody out! Now!
1351
01:14:29,491 --> 01:14:31,892
We're trapped! Everybody back!
1352
01:14:31,894 --> 01:14:33,263
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
1353
01:14:34,496 --> 01:14:35,964
(BABBLING GROWL)
1354
01:14:35,966 --> 01:14:38,269
- (GRIFFIN GASPS)
- (YELLS)
1355
01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:46,878
(GROWLING)
1356
01:14:48,446 --> 01:14:49,613
(CACKLES)
1357
01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:51,284
(WINNIE SCREAMS)
1358
01:14:53,286 --> 01:14:55,221
- (TINKLES GROWLING)
- BOTH: Yay!
1359
01:14:57,090 --> 01:14:58,892
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1360
01:15:02,663 --> 01:15:04,263
Baby!
1361
01:15:04,265 --> 01:15:05,931
Papa!
1362
01:15:05,933 --> 01:15:07,203
(SQUEAKY GRUNTING)
1363
01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:17,982
This has to stop now!
1364
01:15:19,148 --> 01:15:20,147
Drac, no!
1365
01:15:20,149 --> 01:15:21,117
Ah!
1366
01:15:22,385 --> 01:15:23,387
(YELLS)
1367
01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:25,556
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1368
01:15:32,965 --> 01:15:34,130
(SCREAMS)
1369
01:15:34,132 --> 01:15:35,233
Dad!
1370
01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:36,634
(GRUNTS)
1371
01:15:36,636 --> 01:15:38,135
Mavis!
1372
01:15:38,137 --> 01:15:41,074
Time for the immortal Dracula
to die.
1373
01:15:42,943 --> 01:15:45,379
(PLAYING DRAMATIC
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1374
01:15:52,054 --> 01:15:53,321
Dad!
1375
01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:54,958
(STRAINED YELLING)
1376
01:15:59,363 --> 01:16:00,397
No!
1377
01:16:01,998 --> 01:16:03,033
Ericka!
1378
01:16:04,034 --> 01:16:05,371
(GRUNTING)
1379
01:16:07,172 --> 01:16:08,438
Bob! Help!
1380
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,642
Huh?
1381
01:16:13,045 --> 01:16:14,177
Tinkles?
1382
01:16:14,179 --> 01:16:15,346
Dennis.
1383
01:16:15,348 --> 01:16:18,049
Oh, no.
Bob is Tinkles?
1384
01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:19,450
How did he get here?
1385
01:16:19,452 --> 01:16:21,454
But thank goodness he did,
'cause look!
1386
01:16:27,261 --> 01:16:29,197
(THE KRAKEN GROWLING)
1387
01:16:40,076 --> 01:16:41,413
(BELLOWING)
1388
01:17:02,402 --> 01:17:03,667
You can't do this!
1389
01:17:03,669 --> 01:17:05,506
You're wrong
about monsters!
1390
01:17:06,674 --> 01:17:09,542
Dracula... He saved my life.
1391
01:17:09,544 --> 01:17:10,810
What?
1392
01:17:10,812 --> 01:17:12,678
I'm so sorry, Drac.
1393
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,148
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,
1394
01:17:15,150 --> 01:17:17,719
but then I realized
how wrong I was.
1395
01:17:17,721 --> 01:17:19,757
How wrong all of this is.
1396
01:17:21,257 --> 01:17:23,125
And then I...
1397
01:17:23,127 --> 01:17:24,329
I Zinged.
1398
01:17:25,596 --> 01:17:27,529
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1399
01:17:27,531 --> 01:17:28,797
It's a monster thing.
1400
01:17:28,799 --> 01:17:30,600
You wouldn't understand.
1401
01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:33,203
It's like true love.
1402
01:17:33,205 --> 01:17:34,270
Love?
1403
01:17:34,272 --> 01:17:35,541
(GROWLING)
1404
01:17:37,644 --> 01:17:40,410
Well, I guess the legacy
ends with me.
1405
01:17:40,412 --> 01:17:42,347
Hmm, that's an awkward ending.
(CHUCKLES)
1406
01:17:42,349 --> 01:17:43,549
ERICKA: Nope!
1407
01:17:43,551 --> 01:17:46,187
It's time to start
a new legacy.
1408
01:17:47,222 --> 01:17:49,692
A monster-human legacy.
1409
01:17:50,859 --> 01:17:52,291
No!
1410
01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:54,196
(PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1411
01:17:58,534 --> 01:18:02,471
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.
1412
01:18:02,473 --> 01:18:06,476
If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.
1413
01:18:06,478 --> 01:18:09,381
We need positive energy!
1414
01:18:15,587 --> 01:18:18,722
Get ready for a DJ battle!
1415
01:18:18,724 --> 01:18:21,658
You just carry all that
stuff around with you?
1416
01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:24,864
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.
1417
01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:28,734
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.
1418
01:18:28,736 --> 01:18:31,370
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,
1419
01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:33,272
but you've got the power.
1420
01:18:33,274 --> 01:18:35,308
All right. Okay.
1421
01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:38,579
Opening song needs to
be off the shizak.
1422
01:18:38,581 --> 01:18:40,684
Ooh, got it. Play this!
(GIGGLES)
1423
01:18:42,253 --> 01:18:44,385
(GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING)
1424
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,354
♪ I'm picking up
good vibrations
1425
01:18:46,356 --> 01:18:47,489
(WHOOPING)
1426
01:18:47,491 --> 01:18:50,193
♪ She's giving me excitations
1427
01:18:50,195 --> 01:18:52,494
- ♪ Good
- ♪ I'm picking up
1428
01:18:52,496 --> 01:18:54,265
♪ Good vibrations
1429
01:18:54,267 --> 01:18:55,766
♪ She's giving me
1430
01:18:55,768 --> 01:18:57,333
♪ Excitations
1431
01:18:57,335 --> 01:18:59,170
♪ Good, good, good
1432
01:18:59,172 --> 01:19:00,539
- ♪ Good vibrations
- (ALL CHEERING)
1433
01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:01,740
♪ She's giving me...
1434
01:19:01,742 --> 01:19:03,607
What is that noise?
1435
01:19:03,609 --> 01:19:06,444
♪ I'm picking up
good vibrations
1436
01:19:06,446 --> 01:19:08,180
♪ She's giving me
excitations
1437
01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:09,581
Wow! I like this one.
1438
01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,417
This feels good.
1439
01:19:11,419 --> 01:19:13,487
- ♪ Good vibrations ♪
- (LAUGHING)
1440
01:19:13,489 --> 01:19:15,521
The fool.
1441
01:19:15,523 --> 01:19:17,628
- (GOOD VIBRATIONS FADES)
- (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1442
01:19:21,630 --> 01:19:24,201
- (BABBLING)
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1443
01:19:26,636 --> 01:19:27,572
(GASPS)
1444
01:19:39,619 --> 01:19:42,553
Whoa! His music
is too powerful!
1445
01:19:42,555 --> 01:19:44,890
We're gonna need something
even more positive.
1446
01:19:44,892 --> 01:19:46,161
Now, Drac!
1447
01:19:48,263 --> 01:19:50,499
(INTRO TO DON'T WORRY,
BE HAPPY PLAYING)
1448
01:19:54,604 --> 01:19:56,439
♪ So don't worry
1449
01:19:57,907 --> 01:19:59,441
♪ Be happy
1450
01:19:59,443 --> 01:20:00,608
♪ Don't worry
1451
01:20:00,610 --> 01:20:03,278
- Really?
- It has a nice message.
1452
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,849
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1453
01:20:06,851 --> 01:20:08,516
♪ Don't worry
1454
01:20:08,518 --> 01:20:10,019
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1455
01:20:10,021 --> 01:20:11,555
♪ Be happy
1456
01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:13,022
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
1457
01:20:13,024 --> 01:20:15,792
I've had enough
of this nonsense!
1458
01:20:15,794 --> 01:20:18,431
(PLAYING POUNDING,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1459
01:20:19,032 --> 01:20:20,534
(LOW GROWL)
1460
01:20:25,506 --> 01:20:26,941
(RUMBLING)
1461
01:20:30,878 --> 01:20:33,046
(ALL SCREAMING)
1462
01:20:33,048 --> 01:20:35,786
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1463
01:20:36,585 --> 01:20:38,485
(GROWLING)
1464
01:20:38,487 --> 01:20:41,823
Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,
1465
01:20:41,825 --> 01:20:45,593
toe-tappinating song in the
history of all the universe.
1466
01:20:45,595 --> 01:20:46,763
(GROWLING)
1467
01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:51,636
JONATHAN: Come on.
Where is it?
1468
01:20:53,638 --> 01:20:55,773
I don't know!
1469
01:20:55,775 --> 01:20:57,474
There's too many choices.
1470
01:20:57,476 --> 01:21:00,011
(ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1471
01:21:00,013 --> 01:21:02,012
No, wait!
1472
01:21:02,014 --> 01:21:04,852
This is it.
1473
01:21:07,688 --> 01:21:09,088
(SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS)
1474
01:21:09,090 --> 01:21:12,428
(INTRO TO MACARENA
PLAYING FAINTLY)
1475
01:21:17,633 --> 01:21:18,933
What the...
1476
01:21:18,935 --> 01:21:21,437
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1477
01:21:33,552 --> 01:21:35,421
Boy, that stinks.
1478
01:21:41,595 --> 01:21:43,961
It's working!
1479
01:21:43,963 --> 01:21:45,966
(MACARENA CONTINUES)
1480
01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:55,743
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.
1481
01:21:55,745 --> 01:21:57,077
I kind of like it.
1482
01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,815
WITCHES: Ooh!
1483
01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:03,720
(VLAD SINGS ALONG)
1484
01:22:05,122 --> 01:22:06,989
(SCREAMS)
1485
01:22:06,991 --> 01:22:08,560
- (MACARENA CONTINUES)
- (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1486
01:22:10,595 --> 01:22:12,665
(MACARENA DROWNING OUT
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1487
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:17,338
(DANCING TO THE TUNE
OF MACARENA)
1488
01:22:19,505 --> 01:22:21,706
No!
1489
01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:23,878
- (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES)
- (HAPPY SHOUTS)
1490
01:22:41,531 --> 01:22:43,864
Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!
1491
01:22:43,866 --> 01:22:46,905
I'm a slave to the rhythm!
1492
01:22:48,772 --> 01:22:52,041
(SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA)
1493
01:22:52,043 --> 01:22:53,110
(SONG STOPS)
1494
01:22:53,112 --> 01:22:54,381
No!
1495
01:22:56,682 --> 01:22:58,615
Drac, what are you doing?
1496
01:22:58,617 --> 01:23:00,785
You got to be greater
than the haters!
1497
01:23:00,787 --> 01:23:03,657
(SCREAMING)
1498
01:23:04,658 --> 01:23:06,428
- (WINGS FLAPPING)
- Huh?
1499
01:23:16,571 --> 01:23:17,605
Why?
1500
01:23:17,607 --> 01:23:20,507
Why, after everything,
1501
01:23:20,509 --> 01:23:22,642
would you save my life?
1502
01:23:22,644 --> 01:23:26,080
Because basically
we are all the same.
1503
01:23:26,082 --> 01:23:29,686
Claws or hands, two eyes
or three eyes.
1504
01:23:29,688 --> 01:23:31,720
- Green skin.
- No skin.
1505
01:23:31,722 --> 01:23:33,121
- Prickly.
- Brainy.
1506
01:23:33,123 --> 01:23:34,059
(BARKS)
1507
01:23:36,027 --> 01:23:37,998
(STAMMERS SOFTLY)
1508
01:23:38,798 --> 01:23:40,100
I'm sorry.
1509
01:23:41,834 --> 01:23:43,203
(MUFFLED YELLING)
1510
01:23:46,974 --> 01:23:48,975
Ew. (EXHALES)
1511
01:23:48,977 --> 01:23:51,113
You are amazing.
1512
01:24:01,791 --> 01:24:04,595
Look at me, Dennis.
Look at me.
1513
01:24:05,829 --> 01:24:08,596
Come on,
you can't deny it.
1514
01:24:08,598 --> 01:24:10,668
No! I'm too young
to Zing!
1515
01:24:15,607 --> 01:24:17,807
Well, I feel
kind of silly now.
1516
01:24:17,809 --> 01:24:21,646
Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,
1517
01:24:21,648 --> 01:24:23,247
persecuted you.
1518
01:24:23,249 --> 01:24:24,886
(DISGRUNTLED CHATTER)
1519
01:24:26,287 --> 01:24:29,491
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is
1520
01:24:30,725 --> 01:24:32,024
give you
1521
01:24:32,026 --> 01:24:33,292
(STAMMERS)
1522
01:24:33,294 --> 01:24:35,296
a 30% refund.
1523
01:24:35,298 --> 01:24:37,800
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- Preposterous!
1524
01:24:39,168 --> 01:24:41,002
Oh, all right.
1525
01:24:41,004 --> 01:24:42,203
Full refund.
1526
01:24:42,205 --> 01:24:44,207
(ALL CHEERING)
1527
01:24:53,185 --> 01:24:55,919
(TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER)
1528
01:24:55,921 --> 01:24:57,920
(PANTING)
1529
01:24:57,922 --> 01:24:58,926
(SCREECHING)
1530
01:25:02,963 --> 01:25:04,598
(SNIFFING)
1531
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:08,833
- (GROWLING)
- (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING)
1532
01:25:08,835 --> 01:25:10,004
(TINKLES YIPPING)
1533
01:25:10,906 --> 01:25:12,806
(PUPPIES BARKING)
1534
01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:15,741
GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?
1535
01:25:15,743 --> 01:25:18,345
CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.
1536
01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,647
Yeah, I know.
1537
01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:22,616
We got tranquilized and spent most
of the trip locked in a closet.
1538
01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:25,323
(SIGHS) We're gonna book it
again for the holidays.
1539
01:25:31,329 --> 01:25:32,828
Hi. Checking in?
1540
01:25:32,830 --> 01:25:34,865
Yes. Thank you.
1541
01:25:34,867 --> 01:25:36,836
- Great. I have a room all ready for you.
- (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING)
1542
01:25:38,670 --> 01:25:40,839
Hey, buddy, would you mind?
1543
01:25:40,841 --> 01:25:41,943
- Sure thing, pal.
- (ERICKA LAUGHS)
1544
01:25:45,945 --> 01:25:47,015
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1545
01:25:50,784 --> 01:25:52,320
(DRACULA GIGGLING)
1546
01:25:56,090 --> 01:25:57,791
(LAUGHING)
1547
01:25:57,793 --> 01:26:01,695
Okay, what's going on,
sneaky pants?
1548
01:26:01,697 --> 01:26:03,730
Oh, nothing.
1549
01:26:03,732 --> 01:26:07,938
It's just, I wanted to make
sure nobody would bother us.
1550
01:26:08,773 --> 01:26:10,371
Oh! Why?
1551
01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:13,042
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
1552
01:26:13,044 --> 01:26:14,245
(CHUCKLES)
1553
01:26:14,945 --> 01:26:16,747
No.
1554
01:26:16,749 --> 01:26:19,416
I was going to ask you
1555
01:26:19,418 --> 01:26:21,120
if you would marry me.
1556
01:26:22,288 --> 01:26:23,689
(INQUISITIVE GRUNT)
1557
01:26:23,691 --> 01:26:25,159
(GASPS)
1558
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:28,260
Well? What do you say?
1559
01:26:28,262 --> 01:26:29,797
Will you marry me?
1560
01:26:33,401 --> 01:26:35,739
(STAMMERS) I... I...
1561
01:26:36,471 --> 01:26:38,173
Woobee deeba doobee?
1562
01:26:39,942 --> 01:26:41,111
Wha...
1563
01:26:43,312 --> 01:26:45,815
I mean, I...
woobee doobeedee?
1564
01:26:48,285 --> 01:26:49,719
(GROANS)
1565
01:26:49,721 --> 01:26:51,389
MONSTERS: What did she say?
1566
01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:54,726
Uh... I'm not sure.
1567
01:26:57,929 --> 01:26:59,263
Yes!
1568
01:26:59,265 --> 01:27:00,267
(GASPS)
1569
01:27:02,101 --> 01:27:03,836
Whee!
1570
01:27:07,274 --> 01:27:09,308
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
1571
01:27:09,310 --> 01:27:11,047
- ♪ I see love
- (GREMLIN CACKLING)
1572
01:27:12,313 --> 01:27:13,378
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1573
01:27:13,380 --> 01:27:16,381
♪ I see love around me
1574
01:27:16,383 --> 01:27:19,055
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
- ♪ From a river to a flood
1575
01:27:21,057 --> 01:27:23,792
♪ I see love around me
1576
01:27:23,794 --> 01:27:26,828
♪ Love around me
1577
01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:30,833
♪ All of you helped me
find my heart
1578
01:27:30,835 --> 01:27:34,804
♪ I didn't even know my name
1579
01:27:34,806 --> 01:27:38,375
♪ Then I was blinded
by the dark
1580
01:27:38,377 --> 01:27:41,512
♪ My eyes will never
look the same
1581
01:27:41,514 --> 01:27:45,115
♪ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd
1582
01:27:45,117 --> 01:27:49,120
♪ Into the light
as the night's coming down
1583
01:27:49,122 --> 01:27:52,858
♪ I'm double-tapping,
I'm focusing now
1584
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:54,930
♪ We're focusing now
1585
01:27:55,997 --> 01:27:58,000
♪ I see love
1586
01:28:00,235 --> 01:28:02,303
♪ I see love around me
1587
01:28:02,305 --> 01:28:03,403
(CACKLING)
1588
01:28:03,405 --> 01:28:05,810
♪ From a river to a flood
1589
01:28:07,578 --> 01:28:10,077
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (CACKLING)
1590
01:28:10,079 --> 01:28:11,083
(SCREAMS)
1591
01:28:12,918 --> 01:28:14,016
(MUSIC RESUMES)
1592
01:28:14,018 --> 01:28:16,155
♪ From a river to a flood
1593
01:28:18,357 --> 01:28:20,958
♪ I see love around me
1594
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,027
♪ Love around me
1595
01:28:23,029 --> 01:28:26,997
♪ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd
1596
01:28:26,999 --> 01:28:30,870
♪ Into the light
as the night's coming down
1597
01:28:30,872 --> 01:28:34,206
- ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now
- Ha-ha!
1598
01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:36,512
♪ We're focusing now
1599
01:28:38,047 --> 01:28:39,579
(GRIFFIN WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
1600
01:28:39,581 --> 01:28:41,583
♪ I see love
1601
01:28:41,585 --> 01:28:43,884
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
1602
01:28:43,886 --> 01:28:46,955
♪ I see love around me
1603
01:28:46,957 --> 01:28:49,260
♪ From a river to a flood
1604
01:28:51,328 --> 01:28:54,197
♪ I see love around me
1605
01:28:54,199 --> 01:28:55,497
♪ Love around me
1606
01:28:55,499 --> 01:28:58,003
♪ I see love
1607
01:28:59,071 --> 01:29:02,340
♪ I see love
1608
01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:04,813
♪ From a river to a flood
1609
01:29:06,914 --> 01:29:09,550
- ♪ I see love around me
- (BURPS)
1610
01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:13,151
♪ I see love ♪
1611
01:29:13,153 --> 01:29:15,290
(FLOAT PLAYING)
1612
01:29:20,262 --> 01:29:21,394
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
1613
01:29:21,396 --> 01:29:23,430
♪ No, I can't be patient
1614
01:29:23,432 --> 01:29:25,433
♪ Pullin' up
in this spaceship
1615
01:29:25,435 --> 01:29:27,135
♪ Don't need no destination
1616
01:29:27,137 --> 01:29:29,204
♪ Baby, come on
1617
01:29:29,206 --> 01:29:31,506
♪ Don't need
to complicate this
1618
01:29:31,508 --> 01:29:33,642
♪ We're lifting off
of this pavement
1619
01:29:33,644 --> 01:29:37,381
♪ I'll take you to that place
where we can vibe on
1620
01:29:37,383 --> 01:29:41,318
♪ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride
1621
01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:45,990
♪ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes
1622
01:29:45,992 --> 01:29:49,196
♪ Baby, let me get
by your side
1623
01:29:50,196 --> 01:29:52,532
♪ And hold on
1624
01:29:52,534 --> 01:29:55,237
♪ Wanna float away with you
1625
01:29:56,637 --> 01:29:59,375
♪ Wanna float away with you
1626
01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:03,380
♪ Nothing else I'd rather do
1627
01:30:05,114 --> 01:30:10,084
♪ Wanna float away with you
1628
01:30:10,086 --> 01:30:12,321
♪ You, baby
1629
01:30:12,323 --> 01:30:14,290
- ♪ Away, yeah
- (CACKLES)
1630
01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:16,291
♪ Away, yeah
1631
01:30:16,293 --> 01:30:18,163
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1632
01:30:19,565 --> 01:30:22,032
♪ Sun over that ocean
1633
01:30:22,034 --> 01:30:24,135
- ♪ Sippin' on that potion
- (CRASHING)
1634
01:30:24,137 --> 01:30:27,008
♪ Don't matter where we
rollin', baby, come on
1635
01:30:28,275 --> 01:30:30,141
♪ Your love prescription
1636
01:30:30,143 --> 01:30:32,110
♪ Is gettin' me so lifted
1637
01:30:32,112 --> 01:30:36,083
♪ 'Bout to take this trip
where we can vibe on
1638
01:30:36,085 --> 01:30:38,584
♪ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride
1639
01:30:38,586 --> 01:30:40,387
♪ Slow ride
1640
01:30:40,389 --> 01:30:43,023
♪ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes
1641
01:30:43,025 --> 01:30:44,459
♪ More vibes
1642
01:30:44,461 --> 01:30:47,299
♪ Baby, let me get
by your side
1643
01:30:48,566 --> 01:30:51,166
♪ And hold on
1644
01:30:51,168 --> 01:30:55,337
♪ Wanna float away with you
1645
01:30:55,339 --> 01:30:59,610
- ♪ Wanna float away with you
- (GREMLINS CACKLE)
1646
01:30:59,612 --> 01:31:02,545
♪ Nothing else I'd rather do
1647
01:31:02,547 --> 01:31:03,681
(WHOOPING)
1648
01:31:03,683 --> 01:31:06,151
♪ Wanna float away with you
1649
01:31:06,153 --> 01:31:07,552
♪ Float
1650
01:31:07,554 --> 01:31:11,159
♪ Wanna float away with you ♪
1651
01:31:13,395 --> 01:31:15,364
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1652
01:31:15,366 --> 01:31:20,366
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