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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:17,200 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:27,247 --> 00:00:29,249 (ENGINE CHUGGING) 3 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,388 (TRAIN HOOTING) 4 00:00:39,994 --> 00:00:41,994 Budapest. 5 00:00:41,996 --> 00:00:44,330 - The next stop's Budapest. - (ALL GASPING) 6 00:00:44,332 --> 00:00:46,333 Budapest is the next stop. 7 00:00:46,335 --> 00:00:48,334 Budapest. 8 00:00:48,336 --> 00:00:50,037 Tickets, ladies. 9 00:00:50,039 --> 00:00:51,907 (IN FALSETTO) Oop, here you go. 10 00:00:51,909 --> 00:00:53,441 - (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine. - (IN FALSETTO) And mine. 11 00:00:53,443 --> 00:00:55,112 - (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too! - (IN FALSETTO) Here you go! 12 00:00:57,449 --> 00:01:00,750 Thank you, young man. 13 00:01:00,752 --> 00:01:02,485 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Man, I hate wearing disguises. 14 00:01:02,487 --> 00:01:05,121 These heels are killing me. 15 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:06,457 Okay, take it down a notch. 16 00:01:06,459 --> 00:01:08,091 We don't want to alarm the humans. 17 00:01:08,093 --> 00:01:09,393 (BOY WHIMPERING) 18 00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:11,830 Psst. Drac. 19 00:01:11,832 --> 00:01:14,298 (GERMAN ACCENT) I'm about to und freak out! 20 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,137 You're a nice kitty. 21 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:18,771 I'm und kitty-cat. 22 00:01:18,773 --> 00:01:20,709 Meow. Meow! 23 00:01:25,313 --> 00:01:27,447 (ALL GASP) 24 00:01:27,449 --> 00:01:29,950 Oh, no, not this clown again. 25 00:01:29,952 --> 00:01:32,353 Good evening, travelers. 26 00:01:32,355 --> 00:01:35,923 I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. 27 00:01:35,925 --> 00:01:39,094 Yes. One of the Van Helsings. 28 00:01:39,096 --> 00:01:42,499 For centuries, my family has protected humanity 29 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:45,068 from the evils of monsters. 30 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:47,337 So you can believe me when I tell you, 31 00:01:47,339 --> 00:01:50,107 there are monsters hiding amongst you! 32 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,408 (LOUD CLUCKING) 33 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,144 But fear not, 34 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:56,983 for I am a professional, and I know how to flush out 35 00:01:56,985 --> 00:02:00,987 these beasts and bring them into the light! 36 00:02:00,989 --> 00:02:02,488 Fire bad! 37 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,956 (YOWLING) 38 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,162 - (SCREAMING) - (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 39 00:02:14,136 --> 00:02:16,004 (ALL WHIMPERING) 40 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:17,942 (YELPING) 41 00:02:28,253 --> 00:02:29,455 FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa! 42 00:02:35,228 --> 00:02:36,361 Sorry, guys. 43 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:37,562 (ALL SCREAMING) 44 00:02:37,564 --> 00:02:39,835 (ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING) 45 00:02:40,836 --> 00:02:42,470 (MURRAY SCREAMING) 46 00:02:47,909 --> 00:02:50,477 Finally! First I kill Dracula, 47 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:53,480 and then the rest of the monsters! 48 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:55,317 Why do you keep doing this? 49 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:58,254 Your dad, your grandfather, your great-great-granny... 50 00:02:58,256 --> 00:03:00,223 I defeated them all. 51 00:03:00,225 --> 00:03:03,893 When will you Van Helsings ever learn to let go of the hate? 52 00:03:03,895 --> 00:03:07,597 Never! Because you, monster, are a... 53 00:03:07,599 --> 00:03:09,434 (HIGH-PITCHED) Eh, squeak, squeak. 54 00:03:09,436 --> 00:03:10,969 What? A mouse? 55 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:13,270 VAN HELSING: Ahhh! 56 00:03:13,272 --> 00:03:16,542 You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness! 57 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:19,345 I will hunt you for all eternity! 58 00:03:19,347 --> 00:03:21,514 (SCREAMS) 59 00:03:21,516 --> 00:03:26,186 I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... (GROANS) 60 00:03:26,188 --> 00:03:27,288 And... (YELPS) 61 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,489 Every... (GROANS) 62 00:03:28,491 --> 00:03:29,657 Other... 63 00:03:29,659 --> 00:03:31,092 Monster... Ow! 64 00:03:31,094 --> 00:03:32,659 If it's the last thing... (GROANS) 65 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:33,996 I... (GRUNTS) 66 00:03:33,998 --> 00:03:34,997 Ever... (GROANS) 67 00:03:34,999 --> 00:03:36,300 Do! 68 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,038 (THUNDER CRASHING) 69 00:03:40,138 --> 00:03:42,304 Boy, that guy is annoying. 70 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,406 Maybe one day there will be a place 71 00:03:44,408 --> 00:03:47,210 where monsters can go to get away from it all, 72 00:03:47,212 --> 00:03:48,612 take a vacation. 73 00:03:48,614 --> 00:03:51,348 Who knows, maybe even get married. 74 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:52,986 Wouldn't that be something? 75 00:03:58,593 --> 00:04:00,492 (SCREAMING) 76 00:04:00,494 --> 00:04:02,965 (THUNDER CRASHING) 77 00:04:24,422 --> 00:04:27,660 - (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING) - (BAND MOANING MELODY) 78 00:04:29,429 --> 00:04:31,298 GUESTS: Hmm? 79 00:04:35,469 --> 00:04:38,035 (BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE) 80 00:04:38,037 --> 00:04:39,538 (SHUSHING) It's okay. 81 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,641 Oh, when is this thing starting? 82 00:04:41,643 --> 00:04:44,110 Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. 83 00:04:44,112 --> 00:04:46,680 All except this little one. Coochie-coochie... 84 00:04:46,682 --> 00:04:48,716 WAYNE: That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. 85 00:04:48,718 --> 00:04:50,149 (YELPING IN PAIN) 86 00:04:50,151 --> 00:04:51,987 - She bites. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 87 00:04:51,989 --> 00:04:54,556 - This is a very special moment, Carl. - (WHIMPERING) 88 00:04:54,558 --> 00:04:59,965 Any second, your beautiful bride is going to walk right down the aisle. 89 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:03,766 Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming. 90 00:05:03,768 --> 00:05:05,535 - (AIR DEFLATING) - Oh, don't worry. 91 00:05:05,537 --> 00:05:10,208 Mavis is with her. I'm sure everything is under control. 92 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,744 Mavey, is everything under control? 93 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,513 Um, yep, just a slight case of pre-wedding jitters. 94 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:16,617 (SCREAMING) 95 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,220 Ahhh! 96 00:05:20,789 --> 00:05:22,124 (HISSING) 97 00:05:22,691 --> 00:05:24,359 (WHIMPERING) 98 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,195 Yep, everything is fine here. 99 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,563 (SOBBING) 100 00:05:29,565 --> 00:05:31,399 Please try to relax, Lucy. 101 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:33,301 I've taken care of everything. 102 00:05:33,303 --> 00:05:36,237 The wedding is going to be perfect. 103 00:05:36,239 --> 00:05:37,638 It's not that. 104 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,742 Just, how do I know I'm doing the right thing? 105 00:05:40,744 --> 00:05:41,810 (BLOWING NOSE) 106 00:05:41,812 --> 00:05:43,379 (GLASS SHATTERS) 107 00:05:43,381 --> 00:05:45,582 - (CRYING) - I know just how you feel. 108 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:48,785 The day I married Johnny was the best day of my life, 109 00:05:48,787 --> 00:05:50,587 but I was so nervous. 110 00:05:50,589 --> 00:05:52,490 Not as nervous as I was. 111 00:05:52,492 --> 00:05:55,293 And you should have seen my dad. He was a mess. 112 00:05:55,295 --> 00:05:58,130 I wouldn't get out of my coffin that night. 113 00:05:58,132 --> 00:06:00,132 But he knew it was meant to be. 114 00:06:00,134 --> 00:06:02,267 It doesn't matter where you come from 115 00:06:02,269 --> 00:06:03,836 or how different you are. 116 00:06:03,838 --> 00:06:06,472 A Zing only happens once in your life, 117 00:06:06,474 --> 00:06:08,107 and you have to cherish it. 118 00:06:08,109 --> 00:06:09,743 (CRIES, CHUCKLES) 119 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,447 ALL: Aw. 120 00:06:12,449 --> 00:06:14,514 You're right! Thank you! 121 00:06:14,516 --> 00:06:16,652 (GRUNTING) Okay. All right. Okay. 122 00:06:16,654 --> 00:06:18,556 Oh. Uh... Okay. (FORCED CHUCKLE) 123 00:06:20,157 --> 00:06:21,824 (BLABBING) 124 00:06:21,826 --> 00:06:23,259 I do. 125 00:06:23,261 --> 00:06:25,427 (BLABBING) 126 00:06:25,429 --> 00:06:26,428 I do. 127 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:28,132 (BLABBING) 128 00:06:28,134 --> 00:06:31,101 - (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) - (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING) 129 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:32,402 (DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING) 130 00:06:32,404 --> 00:06:33,872 Do you hear that? 131 00:06:33,874 --> 00:06:35,340 Yes. I thought we locked him in his room. 132 00:06:35,342 --> 00:06:36,508 We did! 133 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,678 - (BARKING) - DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa! 134 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,279 - (PANTING) - Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa. 135 00:06:40,281 --> 00:06:41,580 - Dennis! - Dennis! 136 00:06:41,582 --> 00:06:43,483 Tinkles was crying, so we let him out. 137 00:06:43,485 --> 00:06:45,087 (BARKING) 138 00:06:48,289 --> 00:06:49,359 Ahhh! 139 00:06:52,761 --> 00:06:54,631 Tinkles, sit! 140 00:07:00,238 --> 00:07:01,871 (TINKLES WHINING) 141 00:07:01,873 --> 00:07:04,708 DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it to let Dennis have a puppy? 142 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:07,610 - Um... Yours? - (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) 143 00:07:07,612 --> 00:07:08,846 (STAMMERS) 144 00:07:08,848 --> 00:07:10,150 Right. 145 00:07:10,783 --> 00:07:12,549 Poor Tinkles. 146 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,619 MAVIS: Dennis... 147 00:07:14,621 --> 00:07:17,256 Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles, 148 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:19,223 but we're not allowed to bring our dogs... 149 00:07:19,225 --> 00:07:22,327 - (GASPS) - Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere. 150 00:07:22,329 --> 00:07:23,329 Okay? 151 00:07:23,331 --> 00:07:24,697 Okay. 152 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:26,767 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 153 00:07:26,769 --> 00:07:29,236 - ♪ I'm in love - ♪ I'm in love with a monster ♪ 154 00:07:29,238 --> 00:07:31,539 DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house. 155 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:35,610 It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles! 156 00:07:35,612 --> 00:07:38,584 - (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING) - CROWD: Aw! 157 00:07:40,485 --> 00:07:42,450 JONATHAN: The bride and groom invite everyone 158 00:07:42,452 --> 00:07:44,687 to join them on the dance floor. 159 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:48,357 ♪ Always and forever 160 00:07:48,359 --> 00:07:49,626 FEMALE MONSTER: Care to dance? 161 00:07:49,628 --> 00:07:52,733 ♪ Each moment with you ♪ 162 00:07:54,601 --> 00:07:55,832 GRIFFIN: Is that her? 163 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,436 Ooh! Watch out now. 164 00:07:57,438 --> 00:07:59,972 She got stitches in all the right places. 165 00:07:59,974 --> 00:08:03,310 Okay, there's no way that is related to you, Frank. 166 00:08:03,312 --> 00:08:04,978 No, she's my right arm's cousin. 167 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,413 (CHUCKLES) 168 00:08:06,415 --> 00:08:08,315 - (BONES CRUNCHING) - Ay! Oh! 169 00:08:08,317 --> 00:08:10,818 - Oh! - GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now. 170 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,887 - Frank wanted me to meet you. - (BONES CRUNCHING) 171 00:08:12,889 --> 00:08:16,427 We're arm cousins, twice removed. 172 00:08:17,895 --> 00:08:19,360 DRACULA: Of course. 173 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:22,966 I'd recognize that bicep anywhere. 174 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:25,667 He thought, since we're both single, we might hit it off, 175 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:26,970 maybe go on a date? 176 00:08:26,972 --> 00:08:28,605 DRACULA: "Date"? Oh! 177 00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:30,943 Well, eh, it's just that, eh... 178 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,513 - (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS) - Whoa! 179 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,550 The DJ booth is a sacred space! 180 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,586 (GIGGLES) I love this song! 181 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,291 (GIGGLING) 182 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,023 Don't you? 183 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:45,425 Dracula? 184 00:08:45,427 --> 00:08:47,361 Oh, where'd he go? 185 00:08:47,363 --> 00:08:49,295 Dracula? 186 00:08:49,297 --> 00:08:50,768 (DEEP GROWL) 187 00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:54,502 What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her? 188 00:08:54,504 --> 00:08:56,739 No offense, but you can't be too picky. 189 00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:58,773 You haven't had a date in 100 years. 190 00:08:58,775 --> 00:09:03,346 Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but it's not up to me. 191 00:09:03,348 --> 00:09:06,615 You only Zing once, and I did. 192 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:08,551 Times have changed, buddy. 193 00:09:08,553 --> 00:09:10,987 You can even find someone to Zing with on your phone now. 194 00:09:10,989 --> 00:09:12,790 What? Really? 195 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,424 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. 196 00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:16,395 I'm far too busy. 197 00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:20,299 I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh. 198 00:09:20,301 --> 00:09:22,567 Um, did you guys hear that? 199 00:09:22,569 --> 00:09:24,570 He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh." 200 00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:26,643 I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"! 201 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,046 (BEEPS) 202 00:09:32,048 --> 00:09:34,515 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 203 00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:37,885 Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing. 204 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:40,790 - Okay. Changing phone ring. - (RINGTONE PLAYS) 205 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:44,627 No, no. I'm looking for a date. 206 00:09:44,629 --> 00:09:47,396 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 207 00:09:47,398 --> 00:09:48,397 No, no, no. 208 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:50,468 I want to meet someone. 209 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:53,037 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 210 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:55,373 Are you kidding me right now? 211 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:58,509 Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! 212 00:09:58,511 --> 00:10:01,046 I'm lonely. 213 00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:03,116 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 214 00:10:03,118 --> 00:10:05,651 - You want baloney. - (GROANS) 215 00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:08,924 - (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING) - (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 216 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,458 (MUMBLES) 217 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,394 What? Look at that hair. Come on. 218 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:14,996 Ah. Too many eyes. 219 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:16,732 Too few eyes. 220 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,467 - Not into tentacles. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 221 00:10:18,469 --> 00:10:19,700 "Match found"? 222 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,537 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - No, no, no! 223 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:22,872 First things first. 224 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:23,940 - (CATS SNARL) - Whoa! 225 00:10:23,942 --> 00:10:25,874 I'm not into games. 226 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,845 You'd better have a job, and my cats have to like you. 227 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:30,047 - (CATS YOWLING) - (DRACULA EXCLAIMING) 228 00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:31,581 DRACULA: Oh, no. 229 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,451 Oh, whoa, no. 230 00:10:33,453 --> 00:10:34,452 Dad? 231 00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:35,786 Oh! Mavis! Oh. 232 00:10:35,788 --> 00:10:37,889 Uh, what are you doing here? 233 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:40,726 I was just checking on the honeymoon suite, and I heard something. 234 00:10:40,728 --> 00:10:42,828 Oh, I'm sorry, my little bedbug. 235 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:44,998 I was just cleaning the attic. 236 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,003 (SCATTING MELODY) 237 00:10:50,539 --> 00:10:52,639 It's so dirty, ah, yes... 238 00:10:52,641 --> 00:10:54,741 - WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that? - Are you on the phone? 239 00:10:54,743 --> 00:10:59,782 What, this? I was just trying to find a maid 240 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,150 - to help me with the mess. - WITCH: A maid? 241 00:11:02,152 --> 00:11:03,653 Who do you think... 242 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:04,654 Thank you, I'll check your references 243 00:11:04,656 --> 00:11:06,425 and get back to you. Goodbye! 244 00:11:08,026 --> 00:11:10,560 (RESUMES SCATTING MELODY) 245 00:11:10,562 --> 00:11:11,661 - Dad. - (STAMMERS) 246 00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:13,463 Stop trying to hide it from me. 247 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,801 Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me? 248 00:11:15,803 --> 00:11:16,935 Yes. 249 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,903 And I know what it is. 250 00:11:18,905 --> 00:11:20,807 Uh... Really? 251 00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:23,542 You're stressed out from working too hard. 252 00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:24,844 Oh! 253 00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:26,077 Okay, yes. 254 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:27,614 You got me. 255 00:11:27,616 --> 00:11:29,750 It's a big hotel, you know? 256 00:11:29,752 --> 00:11:31,485 Can't get to everything. 257 00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:32,620 But what about you? 258 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:34,621 You're pretty busy yourself. 259 00:11:34,623 --> 00:11:37,925 I know. It seems like now that we're working together more, 260 00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,496 we're seeing each other less. 261 00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:42,797 Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right. 262 00:11:42,799 --> 00:11:45,734 I am working too much, you're working too much. 263 00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:48,839 We should really take a break, starting right now. 264 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,009 Night-night. 265 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,912 (SIGHS) 266 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:55,980 WITCH: I'm still here! 267 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,249 (CAT YOWLS) 268 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,454 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 269 00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:05,494 (ALL SNORING) 270 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:09,765 Aw. 271 00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:13,868 Oh! Hey, honey. 272 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,970 You ready for (YAWNS) 273 00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:17,739 date night? 274 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,007 - (YAWNS) - Aw. 275 00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,207 That's okay, sweetheart. 276 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:21,677 You rest. 277 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,182 - (RESUMES SNORING) - (SIGHS) 278 00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:26,750 You know, Dad's right. 279 00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:28,552 We need a break. 280 00:12:28,554 --> 00:12:31,621 We need to all be together again, like a family. 281 00:12:31,623 --> 00:12:32,893 Like we used to. 282 00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:38,664 MAN: (ON TV) Are you overworked and stressed out? 283 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:40,866 - (GRUNTS) - Do you need some family time? 284 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:42,968 Are you a monster? 285 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,272 Then you need a vacation, 286 00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:47,606 a monster vacation. 287 00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:50,613 ♪ Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪ 288 00:12:52,114 --> 00:12:55,048 STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard Gremlin Air. 289 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,988 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 290 00:12:58,855 --> 00:13:00,621 (CACKLING) 291 00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:02,290 - Ah! - (SCREAMS) 292 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:03,959 (SHOUTING GIBBERISH) 293 00:13:03,961 --> 00:13:06,128 (CACKLING) 294 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,767 (GREMLINS GRUNTING AND CHATTERING) 295 00:13:10,235 --> 00:13:12,069 (GREMLIN CACKLING) 296 00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:13,970 Ladies and gentlemen, 297 00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:16,340 please direct your attention to the front of the cabin. 298 00:13:16,342 --> 00:13:18,810 For your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts. 299 00:13:18,812 --> 00:13:20,278 Ooh. 300 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,713 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 301 00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:23,816 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 302 00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:25,851 In the likely event we experience a sudden drop in cabin pressure, 303 00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:27,556 oxygen will be provided. 304 00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:29,923 (GREMLIN BLOWING) 305 00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:31,857 Can I stow that for you, sir? 306 00:13:31,859 --> 00:13:33,062 All right. Thanks. 307 00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:37,598 Beverages. Snacks. Beverages. 308 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,335 Beverages. Snacks. 309 00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:40,768 Beverages. 310 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,039 (BUZZING) 311 00:13:44,174 --> 00:13:46,209 - (BONES CRUNCH) - Ahhh! 312 00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,311 - Coffee? - That would be lovely. 313 00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:49,812 (SCREAMING) 314 00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:52,115 - (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING) - (CACKLES) 315 00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:53,119 (GRUNTS) 316 00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:57,322 Mavis, please, you're torturing me. 317 00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:59,658 You know I hate surprises. 318 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,993 (CHUCKLES) This is a fun surprise. 319 00:14:01,995 --> 00:14:04,063 There are no fun surprises. 320 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,897 Just tell me where we're going. 321 00:14:05,899 --> 00:14:07,367 Why are we on a plane? 322 00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:09,268 We can fly, you know. 323 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,872 Back in my day, people took trains. 324 00:14:11,874 --> 00:14:13,306 Now, that's classy. 325 00:14:13,308 --> 00:14:16,344 Sure, Dad. Forty hours in a closet-sized room 326 00:14:16,346 --> 00:14:19,246 with you and Uncle Bernie and his smelly cigars, 327 00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,217 arguing who was more attractive, 328 00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:22,985 Cleopatra or Nefertiti. 329 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,020 (GROANS) Nefertiti. 330 00:14:25,022 --> 00:14:26,756 - Okay, Dad, thank you. - (LAUGHS) 331 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:29,925 Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise! 332 00:14:29,927 --> 00:14:33,797 I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most. 333 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:37,868 But I beg of you, tell me where we're going! 334 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:41,706 Nope. I've taken care of everything, so you don't need to worry. 335 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,274 You've been so stressed out lately. 336 00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:45,647 It's time for you to relax. 337 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,921 (MAVIS CHUCKLES) 338 00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,456 - (GRUNTS) - Now, isn't that better? 339 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,958 Oh, yes. 340 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,296 So relaxed. 341 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,733 I'm gonna go check on you-know-who. 342 00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,334 I'll be right back. 343 00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:07,704 - I have to go to the bathroom. - (GREMLIN CACKLES) 344 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,939 Hey, did you see that? 345 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,474 Dennis went to the bathroom! 346 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,312 Uh... Okay. 347 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,051 Psst. Hey, where are you? 348 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,987 (WHINES) 349 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,957 There you are, Tinkles. 350 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:28,328 Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone. 351 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,463 PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks, you're free to move 352 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:30,863 about the cabin, as we have 353 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:32,202 started our descent. 354 00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,804 (ENGINE WHINES) 355 00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:37,807 (SCREAMING) 356 00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,716 - (OVEN DINGS) - (MUZAK PLAYING) 357 00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,450 (ALARM BEEPING) 358 00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:50,086 So, any big plans for the weekend there, Bill? 359 00:15:50,088 --> 00:15:51,454 Oh, you know, the usual. 360 00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:53,256 Got to take the kids to soccer. 361 00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:54,393 (BOTH SLURPING) 362 00:15:57,764 --> 00:15:58,930 STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages. 363 00:15:58,932 --> 00:16:01,268 Snacks. Beverages. Snacks. 364 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,444 (HULL CREAKING) 365 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,551 Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination, 366 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:18,155 the Bermuda Triangle. 367 00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,272 ALL: Ooh! 368 00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:35,476 (PASSENGERS WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 369 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,914 Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, 370 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:14,922 where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime. 371 00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,491 A cruise? 372 00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:22,361 Surprise! 373 00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,996 (GRUMBLES) Oh, no, you... No. 374 00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:28,401 But it's just like a hotel on the water. 375 00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:30,569 I just figured you need a vacation 376 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,074 from running everyone else's vacation. 377 00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:35,910 You've barely been out of the hotel since... 378 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,980 Well, since Mom died. 379 00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:41,115 But this is a chance to make new memories, 380 00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:42,416 with all of us. 381 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:44,620 With Dennis. 382 00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:50,095 - Boat! - Boat! 383 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,501 Who made you such an amazing daughter? 384 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:57,668 You. 385 00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,169 (CHUCKLES) That's right! 386 00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:01,138 What a father I am. 387 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,609 Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising! 388 00:18:03,611 --> 00:18:04,979 - DENNIS: Yay! - (DRACULA CHUCKLES) 389 00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:08,547 (WITCHES CACKLING) 390 00:18:08,549 --> 00:18:10,485 (WHOOPING, CACKLING) 391 00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:27,038 - DENNIS: Wow! - (ALL GASP) 392 00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:32,879 (HORN BLOWING) 393 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,415 (FAINT CHEERING) 394 00:18:48,429 --> 00:18:50,299 (PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING) 395 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,667 Okay. Smile. 396 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,204 - (CRYING RESUMES) - Thank you. 397 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,175 (CACKLING) 398 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,651 Ow! 399 00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:09,489 DENNIS: "No pets allowed"? 400 00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:11,457 Uh-oh. 401 00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:22,303 Perfect. 402 00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:28,107 (GROANS) 403 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:30,242 FISH MAN: Welcome aboard. How are you doing? 404 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,643 - Dennis, come on. - FISH MAN: Nice to see you. 405 00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:33,180 Oh, lovely shirt. Yes. 406 00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:35,986 Oh, hello. Welcome aboard. 407 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:45,728 Uh, this is Bob. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 408 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,329 Say hi, Bob. 409 00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:48,499 "Hi, Bob." 410 00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,510 Oh, my gosh, Griffin. 411 00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:00,344 I'm, like, so excited. 412 00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:02,614 This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to. 413 00:20:02,616 --> 00:20:04,216 GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES) 414 00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:05,818 Man, this is amazing! 415 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,419 There's so much to do! 416 00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:09,424 Olympic-size swimming pool... 417 00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,261 All-you-can-eat buffet... 418 00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:15,696 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 419 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:18,298 Full-service spa... 420 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,135 Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap! 421 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,139 Wow, it sounds like everything we can do 422 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,606 at our hotel! 423 00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:28,310 Except on the water! 424 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,345 (MURRAY CACKLING) 425 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:33,817 - (FIREWORKS EXPLODING) - (SHRIEKING) 426 00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:36,123 - (CROWD GASPING) - (WHINING) 427 00:20:37,089 --> 00:20:39,191 (CROWD GASPING) 428 00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:42,394 ALL: Ooh! Ah! 429 00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:44,329 - (GIGGLING) - Wow! 430 00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:45,498 You nailed it, honey. 431 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,732 Your dad is going to love this! 432 00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,668 Best summer vacation ever! 433 00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,571 Wait till you see the itinerary. 434 00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:53,139 - (FIREWORK EXPLODES) - Oh! 435 00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:54,508 That's nice. 436 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:57,277 Frank, "fire bad." Remember? 437 00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,880 Oh, yeah, right, but, uh, maybe you'll find 438 00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:02,450 your own fireworks on the cruise, huh? 439 00:21:02,452 --> 00:21:04,520 It's not the Love Boat, Frank. 440 00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:07,526 I'm just here to have fun with my family. 441 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,397 - (GRUNTING) - DRACULA: Huh? 442 00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,533 Ha! 443 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,633 Ahoy there! 444 00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:18,201 Welcome aboard! 445 00:21:18,203 --> 00:21:19,370 (GREETS IN SPANISH) 446 00:21:19,372 --> 00:21:20,439 (GREETS IN GERMAN) 447 00:21:20,441 --> 00:21:21,840 (GREETS IN RUSSIAN) 448 00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:22,908 (GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 449 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,409 (PURRS) 450 00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:25,680 (DEEP GROWL) 451 00:21:26,514 --> 00:21:28,383 Whoa! Who is that? 452 00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:35,289 I am Captain Ericka. 453 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:38,159 And, yes, I'm human. But don't hold that against me. 454 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:41,229 I could not be more excited to have all of you on board 455 00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:43,764 our first-ever monster cruise! 456 00:21:43,766 --> 00:21:44,836 (ALL CHEERING) 457 00:21:46,803 --> 00:21:49,405 (RAPID HEARTBEAT) 458 00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:51,410 Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES) 459 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,578 Dad? Are you okay? 460 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,915 Eeny feeny fanny foonyah wah wah? 461 00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:58,949 Oh, no! He's having a heart attack! 462 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,918 Drac? Not likely. 463 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,354 Yeah, the only heart attack that can hurt him is with a wooden stake. 464 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,489 It must be a stroke! 465 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,492 Actually, I think it might be her. 466 00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:09,461 Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister, I'm right here. 467 00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:11,297 You always stand so close to me. 468 00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:13,233 It's creepy. 469 00:22:13,235 --> 00:22:16,403 For so long, monsters were hiding, living in the shadows, 470 00:22:16,405 --> 00:22:18,372 but not anymore! 471 00:22:18,374 --> 00:22:22,376 You've stood up and waved your hand or claw or tentacle 472 00:22:22,378 --> 00:22:27,349 and said, "We're here, we're hairy, and it is our right to be scary!" 473 00:22:27,351 --> 00:22:29,220 (ALL CHEERING) 474 00:22:30,387 --> 00:22:32,789 Now it's time to celebrate! 475 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:35,893 You'll enjoy gourmet dining, thrilling adventures, 476 00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:37,661 and nonstop entertainment, 477 00:22:37,663 --> 00:22:40,764 all on the way to our final destination, 478 00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:43,868 the lost city that isn't lost anymore, 479 00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:46,539 Atlantis! 480 00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:48,277 (CROWD CHEERING) 481 00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:52,346 Oh, yeah! 482 00:22:52,348 --> 00:22:53,746 Whoo-hoo! 483 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,984 Whoa! The fish are acrobats! 484 00:22:55,986 --> 00:22:57,819 They're fishcrobats! 485 00:22:57,821 --> 00:22:59,356 - (JONATHAN GRUNTING) - (MAVIS CHUCKLES) 486 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:03,391 Hello. How y'all doing? 487 00:23:03,393 --> 00:23:05,593 - (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING) - So... 488 00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:08,968 You must be the one and only Dracula. 489 00:23:10,835 --> 00:23:14,404 I have waited so long to meet you. 490 00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:16,539 Wow, you really don't age, do you? 491 00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:17,975 I would kill for your skin. 492 00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:21,380 (CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday shoolah eh koobeeday? 493 00:23:21,382 --> 00:23:23,315 Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian. 494 00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:24,749 Oh. Always wanted to learn. 495 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,619 Uh, eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday? 496 00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:29,756 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 497 00:23:29,758 --> 00:23:31,624 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 498 00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:33,661 Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday. 499 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:36,430 Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday. 500 00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:38,666 Oh, such a romantic language. 501 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,601 You know, there's just something about an accent 502 00:23:40,603 --> 00:23:44,005 that makes a man sound so intelligent. 503 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,573 - Alibooboo. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 504 00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,310 That's Transylvanian right there. 505 00:23:47,312 --> 00:23:49,412 He's saying it's nice to meet you. 506 00:23:49,414 --> 00:23:53,082 (CHUCKLES) Well, then "alibooboo" to you as well. 507 00:23:53,084 --> 00:23:56,620 - Alibooboo. Alibooboo. - Drac! Drac, snap out of it. 508 00:23:56,622 --> 00:23:58,555 Wait. I've always wanted to do this. 509 00:23:58,557 --> 00:24:00,624 Wake up! Wake up, Drac! (SLAPPING) 510 00:24:00,626 --> 00:24:01,893 Snap out of it! 511 00:24:01,895 --> 00:24:03,394 Hey, cut it out! 512 00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:04,697 Hey, buddy, you okay? 513 00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:07,365 No, not okay. 514 00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:08,735 Not okay! 515 00:24:08,737 --> 00:24:10,804 (STAMMERS) I... I... 516 00:24:10,806 --> 00:24:12,338 I... 517 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,909 Zinged. 518 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,995 - (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING) - (LIVELY CHATTER) 519 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:35,635 (PLAYING DOWNTOWN) 520 00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:44,510 (SPOKEN SINGING) ♪ I went to the moped store, I said, "Sell it" 521 00:24:44,512 --> 00:24:46,946 ♪ Salesman's like, "What up? What's your budget?" 522 00:24:46,948 --> 00:24:48,747 ♪ And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know nothin' about mopeds" 523 00:24:48,749 --> 00:24:51,083 ♪ He said, "I got the one for you, follow me" 524 00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:53,052 ♪ Ooh, it's too real 525 00:24:53,054 --> 00:24:56,023 ♪ A chromed-out mirror, I don't need a windshield ♪ 526 00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:58,728 (VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE) 527 00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:04,400 Mmm! 528 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,168 VLAD: ♪ It's a lovely day ♪ 529 00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,436 - Ooh! - Oh! 530 00:25:07,438 --> 00:25:08,474 Check that out! 531 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,777 VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES) 532 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,947 (SIGHS) Here we go. 533 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,452 - Mmm, yummy. - (GROWLS) 534 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,890 (GRUNTING) 535 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,762 (SIGHS) 536 00:25:29,897 --> 00:25:30,965 WITCH: Ah! 537 00:25:32,568 --> 00:25:34,771 WOMAN: ♪ Auf Wiedersehen 538 00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:38,809 ♪ Danke schoen ♪ 539 00:25:40,075 --> 00:25:42,145 (MUFFLED GROANING) 540 00:25:44,015 --> 00:25:45,781 (GASPS) 541 00:25:45,783 --> 00:25:47,215 (MUFFLED GROANING) 542 00:25:47,217 --> 00:25:48,419 (RETCHES) 543 00:25:50,055 --> 00:25:51,056 Papa. 544 00:25:52,824 --> 00:25:55,061 - (BARKING, CRYING) - (GASPING) 545 00:25:56,662 --> 00:25:58,498 (PUPPIES WAILING) 546 00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:06,839 "Kids Club." 547 00:26:06,841 --> 00:26:08,544 What's a kids club? 548 00:26:10,979 --> 00:26:12,144 (MONSTER BABY BELCHES) 549 00:26:12,146 --> 00:26:14,014 (GRUNTS, GIGGLES) 550 00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:15,018 Whee! 551 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:16,919 Whee! 552 00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:22,057 - Fish. - That's right, dear. 553 00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,657 I'm still not sure I understand. 554 00:26:23,659 --> 00:26:27,195 You take my kids, all day, on purpose? 555 00:26:27,197 --> 00:26:28,630 Fish. 556 00:26:28,632 --> 00:26:29,898 That's right. 557 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:32,069 What exactly don't you understand? 558 00:26:32,071 --> 00:26:33,936 - Why? Ow! - Shh. 559 00:26:33,938 --> 00:26:37,641 So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time. 560 00:26:37,643 --> 00:26:40,011 - (SNIFFLES) - Fish. 561 00:26:40,013 --> 00:26:43,516 Oh, don't worry, you get them back at the end of the day. 562 00:26:44,552 --> 00:26:45,950 Fish. 563 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,088 Oh, well. That's better than nothing. (WHISTLES) 564 00:26:49,892 --> 00:26:51,460 Oh. Oh! 565 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,932 - So... - (GLASS SHATTERS) 566 00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:00,567 What do we do now? 567 00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:04,942 I think we do whatever we want. 568 00:27:05,976 --> 00:27:08,143 "Whatever we want"? 569 00:27:08,145 --> 00:27:10,212 Whatever we want. 570 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,614 Whatever we want. 571 00:27:11,616 --> 00:27:12,949 Whatever we want! 572 00:27:12,951 --> 00:27:16,854 BOTH: (CHANTING) Whatever we want. 573 00:27:16,856 --> 00:27:19,657 - Stop! Help me! - Whatever we want. 574 00:27:19,659 --> 00:27:21,695 - Whatever we want. - Whatever we want. 575 00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:24,229 Oh, hi. Hello. 576 00:27:24,231 --> 00:27:25,897 How y'all doin'? 577 00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:27,066 - Oh. (CHUCKLING) - Good evening, Captain. 578 00:27:27,068 --> 00:27:29,068 Well, hello. Oh, my goodness. 579 00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,936 Ah! (CHUCKLES) 580 00:27:30,938 --> 00:27:34,608 Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail? You know... 581 00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:35,876 Oh! Certainly. 582 00:27:35,878 --> 00:27:38,182 Okay. Thank you so much. 583 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,050 Oh, hello. 584 00:27:42,052 --> 00:27:43,120 Welcome aboard. 585 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:13,988 Ugh! You were so right, Great-Grandfather. 586 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:16,890 Monsters are disgusting! 587 00:28:16,892 --> 00:28:18,828 VAN HELSING: They're animals! 588 00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:27,973 (CHUGGING, SQUEAKING) 589 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,814 I'll be right there. 590 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,984 (PANTS, GROANS) 591 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,323 (SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING) 592 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:48,026 Dracula, is he on board? 593 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:51,331 Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face. Ugh! 594 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,966 I was so nice to him. 595 00:28:52,968 --> 00:28:55,267 That pale face of his and his goofy smile, 596 00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:56,970 showing off his fangs. 597 00:28:56,972 --> 00:28:58,773 Argh, it's just like you taught me! 598 00:28:58,775 --> 00:29:01,342 It's even worse than I feared! 599 00:29:01,344 --> 00:29:04,446 It was that fateful night that I realized 600 00:29:04,448 --> 00:29:08,050 a human could never defeat a monster. 601 00:29:08,052 --> 00:29:09,722 (SCREAMING) 602 00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:16,026 But I wouldn't let our family legacy die. 603 00:29:16,028 --> 00:29:20,999 And so, I began to search for an answer. 604 00:29:21,001 --> 00:29:26,271 And I saw it in an ancient text, an instrument of destruction 605 00:29:26,273 --> 00:29:28,808 so powerful it destroyed Atlantis, 606 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:32,713 a whole city of monsters. (CHUCKLES) 607 00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:36,983 And there, deep within the rubble, it lay, waiting. 608 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,787 Endlessly, I searched for the lost city 609 00:29:40,789 --> 00:29:44,293 Time passed, and my body began to fail me. 610 00:29:44,295 --> 00:29:46,894 Oh, it was so sad, Ericka. 611 00:29:46,896 --> 00:29:49,398 First my liver, then my spleen, 612 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,067 followed by a kidney or two. 613 00:29:52,069 --> 00:29:55,739 Then my golden locks. (MOANS) 614 00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:58,275 But I wouldn't let that stop me. 615 00:29:58,277 --> 00:30:03,248 I replaced my failing organs with technology! 616 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,950 Ha-ha! 617 00:30:04,952 --> 00:30:06,852 And look at me now. 618 00:30:06,854 --> 00:30:08,453 Mmm-hmm! 619 00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:11,325 Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really. 620 00:30:12,426 --> 00:30:14,761 Um, sure. 621 00:30:14,763 --> 00:30:20,434 And now, after 120 years, I have finally found Atlantis. 622 00:30:20,436 --> 00:30:22,270 Oh, forget about all this! 623 00:30:22,272 --> 00:30:23,871 Let me get rid of Dracula right now. 624 00:30:23,873 --> 00:30:25,508 I was so close to him, I could've just... 625 00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:27,408 (GRUNTING) 626 00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:30,079 No, no, no! 627 00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:32,115 We have to stick to the plan. 628 00:30:32,117 --> 00:30:33,984 Lure the monsters to Atlantis, 629 00:30:33,986 --> 00:30:36,352 retrieve the instrument of destruction, 630 00:30:36,354 --> 00:30:39,223 trap them there, and then wipe them out. 631 00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:41,058 It's simple, Ericka! 632 00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,129 Now, promise me you won't try and kill Dracula. 633 00:30:44,131 --> 00:30:45,531 Ugh, fine! 634 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,966 - I promise. - Promise what? 635 00:30:47,968 --> 00:30:51,504 (GROANS) I promise I won't try and kill Dracula. Okay? 636 00:30:51,506 --> 00:30:53,875 (SNORING) 637 00:30:56,244 --> 00:30:58,045 Ugh. 638 00:30:58,047 --> 00:31:02,116 Don't worry, Great-Grandfather, I won't try and kill him... 639 00:31:02,118 --> 00:31:03,887 I will kill him. 640 00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:10,192 ♪ Tonight... 641 00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:15,164 ♪ I just want to take you higher 642 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:19,470 ♪ Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon 643 00:31:19,472 --> 00:31:22,309 - ♪ Girls - ♪ What y'all tryin' to do? 644 00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:28,382 ♪ 24-karat magic in the air 645 00:31:29,449 --> 00:31:30,616 ♪ Head-to-toe 646 00:31:30,618 --> 00:31:32,084 Whew! 647 00:31:32,086 --> 00:31:33,085 ♪ Uh, look out 648 00:31:33,087 --> 00:31:34,521 (EVIL CHUCKLE) 649 00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:35,988 - ♪ Pop, pop, it's showtime - ♪ Showtime 650 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:37,056 - ♪ Showtime - ♪ Showtime 651 00:31:37,058 --> 00:31:38,559 ♪ Guess who's back again 652 00:31:38,561 --> 00:31:40,328 - ♪ Oh, they don't know? - ♪ Go on, tell 'em 653 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,963 - ♪ Oh, they don't know? - ♪ Go on, tell 'em 654 00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:43,998 ♪ I'll bet they know as soon as we walk in 655 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,234 - ♪ Sho' 'nuff - ♪ I'm wearin' Cuban links ♪ 656 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,901 - ♪ Designer'minks - ♪ Yeah 657 00:31:46,903 --> 00:31:48,469 (BABBLING) 658 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,573 ♪ Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself 659 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,845 ♪ Known to give the color red The blues 660 00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:55,245 (GRUNTS) 661 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,948 ♪ Tell me whatcha tryin' to do 662 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:02,586 ♪ 24-karat magic in the air 663 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,892 (CHUCKLING) 664 00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:08,129 Ugh! 665 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:11,364 ♪ Moon 666 00:32:11,366 --> 00:32:14,334 - ♪ Girls - ♪What y'all tryin' to do? 667 00:32:14,336 --> 00:32:16,036 (LAUGHS) 668 00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:17,373 Oh! 669 00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:22,111 (WHIMPERS) 670 00:32:25,582 --> 00:32:27,518 (RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING) 671 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,091 - ♪ Girls - ♪ What y'all tryin' to do? 672 00:32:33,624 --> 00:32:35,058 ♪ 24-karat... ♪ 673 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,493 (SONG PAUSES) 674 00:32:36,495 --> 00:32:39,466 ♪ Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon ♪ 675 00:32:40,565 --> 00:32:41,567 (GRUNTS) 676 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,672 Work it, Dracula. 677 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,377 You know it. 678 00:32:50,545 --> 00:32:53,211 Oh! Lookin' good, Drac! 679 00:32:53,213 --> 00:32:54,580 Feeling good, Frank. 680 00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:57,151 Look at you, so fancy! 681 00:32:57,153 --> 00:32:58,719 What? This? Please. 682 00:32:58,721 --> 00:33:00,720 Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh? 683 00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:02,356 "Impress"? Oh. 684 00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:04,259 Who do I need to impress? 685 00:33:04,261 --> 00:33:06,126 Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka? 686 00:33:06,128 --> 00:33:07,696 Oh, no! (STAMMERS) 687 00:33:07,698 --> 00:33:10,031 Uh, what? Eh, oh... 688 00:33:10,033 --> 00:33:11,433 GRIFFIN: Oops, no, not her. 689 00:33:11,435 --> 00:33:13,001 (ALL CACKLE) 690 00:33:13,003 --> 00:33:14,637 - Ooh, that's good! - (DRACULA CHUCKLES) 691 00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:15,739 Very amusing. 692 00:33:15,741 --> 00:33:17,310 (CHUCKLES WEAKLY) 693 00:33:22,983 --> 00:33:25,148 (SIGHS) 694 00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:28,052 Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just we've never seen you like this. 695 00:33:28,054 --> 00:33:29,288 I know. 696 00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:30,688 It doesn't make any sense. 697 00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:33,426 You can't Zing twice, it's impossible! 698 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,728 But I did! So now what? 699 00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:38,399 (GASPS) And what about Mavis? 700 00:33:38,401 --> 00:33:40,534 She wants you to be happy, right? 701 00:33:40,536 --> 00:33:43,372 I'm sure she'll go with the flow. 702 00:33:43,374 --> 00:33:45,106 Oh, no, no, no! 703 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,575 Mavis needs me. She depends on me. 704 00:33:47,577 --> 00:33:50,645 I need to be home with my family. 705 00:33:50,647 --> 00:33:54,750 Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in 706 00:33:54,752 --> 00:33:56,286 "da Nile." 707 00:33:56,288 --> 00:33:57,788 (LAUGHS) 708 00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,455 You guys get that? 709 00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:00,723 - (THUDS) - Ow! You hit me right in the... 710 00:34:00,725 --> 00:34:01,729 Mavis! 711 00:34:05,464 --> 00:34:07,735 Don't say a word, or I'll haunt your dreams. 712 00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:11,070 Having fun? 713 00:34:11,072 --> 00:34:13,472 Oh, I'm having even more fun now that you're here. 714 00:34:13,474 --> 00:34:17,577 You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you. 715 00:34:17,579 --> 00:34:20,480 All of us together, it's really special. 716 00:34:20,482 --> 00:34:23,384 Me, too, spider monkey. 717 00:34:23,386 --> 00:34:26,655 Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball? 718 00:34:26,657 --> 00:34:29,425 - Whoo-hoo! Monster ball! - (GIGGLES) 719 00:34:29,427 --> 00:34:30,691 Come on, Papa Drac! 720 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,395 (CHUCKLES) Bring it on! 721 00:34:32,397 --> 00:34:35,000 For I am king of family fun! 722 00:34:37,637 --> 00:34:41,372 Ha-ha! All right! Who is ready to get pummeled? 723 00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:42,840 (WHIMPERING) 724 00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:45,076 I got to warn you, 725 00:34:45,078 --> 00:34:48,080 I played second-team coed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz. 726 00:34:48,082 --> 00:34:50,782 - (MAVIS CHUCKLES) - Sure, pal. Whatever you say. 727 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,519 Everybody, just please watch the hair. 728 00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:55,354 Watch the hair! 729 00:34:55,356 --> 00:34:57,758 Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this! 730 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,227 Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun. 731 00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:01,596 MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready. 732 00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,199 Here comes the pain! 733 00:35:04,634 --> 00:35:05,770 (SCREAMING) 734 00:35:06,802 --> 00:35:09,638 - Spike! - Not the hair! 735 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,443 - Whoa! - (WHIMPERS) 736 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,679 No, no, no! 737 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:16,813 (LAUGHS) 738 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,716 - (ALL CHEERING) - All right! 739 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:22,887 FISH MAN: (OVER PA) Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck. 740 00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:26,290 Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula. 741 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,828 Ha-ha! All right, baby! 742 00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:30,228 (DEEP SNARL) 743 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,668 (SCREAMING) 744 00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:35,838 (BABBLING) 745 00:35:44,148 --> 00:35:45,583 (DISTORTED BABBLING) 746 00:35:46,849 --> 00:35:48,550 (ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK) 747 00:35:48,552 --> 00:35:50,153 (DISTORTED GRUNT) 748 00:35:50,155 --> 00:35:51,587 Oh, baby, I got this. 749 00:35:51,589 --> 00:35:53,156 Hey there, monsters. 750 00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:54,093 Huh? 751 00:35:56,594 --> 00:35:58,697 Yeah! What'd I say! 752 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,838 ERICKA: We're arriving at our first destination. 753 00:36:05,472 --> 00:36:06,807 (RUMBLING) 754 00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:12,610 The underwater volcano! 755 00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:16,716 Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore 756 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:19,122 the wonders of the sea. 757 00:36:19,756 --> 00:36:21,721 Especially you, 758 00:36:21,723 --> 00:36:23,292 Count Dracula. 759 00:36:26,362 --> 00:36:27,528 (CHUCKLES) 760 00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:29,264 You see that, pal? She likes you. 761 00:36:29,266 --> 00:36:30,631 Oh, no, no, no. 762 00:36:30,633 --> 00:36:32,701 That sounds like a Zing in full effect. 763 00:36:32,703 --> 00:36:34,603 Oh, no, no, no. 764 00:36:34,605 --> 00:36:36,306 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 765 00:36:36,308 --> 00:36:38,943 I'm just here to have family fun. 766 00:36:38,945 --> 00:36:41,248 Family, family, fun, fun. 767 00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:02,869 (HISSING, BUBBLING) 768 00:37:02,871 --> 00:37:05,308 Hmm, let's see. What about here? 769 00:37:06,409 --> 00:37:07,913 - (HISSING) - (YELLING) 770 00:37:11,749 --> 00:37:13,953 (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING) 771 00:37:25,866 --> 00:37:27,869 Right this way, everyone. 772 00:37:39,948 --> 00:37:43,918 Welcome to one of the true wonders of the underwater kingdom. 773 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,454 I give you Volcano del Fuego. 774 00:37:47,456 --> 00:37:49,758 Or, as the local sea life call it... 775 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,429 (POPPING MOUTH) 776 00:38:09,016 --> 00:38:10,518 (PEDALS SQUEAKING) 777 00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:37,983 (MUFFLED YELLING) 778 00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:44,057 (DENNIS GIGGLES) 779 00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:51,630 DENNIS: Whee! 780 00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:54,036 (WHALE SINGING) 781 00:39:44,828 --> 00:39:46,193 (CHUCKLES) 782 00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:47,728 Aw, what a cute family. 783 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:48,797 What? No, it's not. 784 00:39:48,799 --> 00:39:50,635 Argh! Dracula bad! 785 00:39:55,473 --> 00:39:56,475 (GRUNTS) 786 00:40:17,131 --> 00:40:18,133 (GASPS) 787 00:40:23,806 --> 00:40:25,476 (PEDAL SQUEAKING) 788 00:40:45,765 --> 00:40:47,201 (STOMACH GRUMBLING) 789 00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,647 (COUGHING) 790 00:41:00,649 --> 00:41:01,885 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 791 00:41:05,554 --> 00:41:06,921 GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate. 792 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:09,091 I can't believe you're hungry already. 793 00:41:09,093 --> 00:41:10,825 I'm sorry. You know what it is? 794 00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:12,760 It's all... Just all that seafood just swimming around, 795 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,730 and when I "see food..." 796 00:41:14,732 --> 00:41:17,833 Oh, man! I'm gone. 797 00:41:17,835 --> 00:41:20,771 Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula! 798 00:41:20,773 --> 00:41:22,840 Dracula, Dracula! 799 00:41:22,842 --> 00:41:25,944 I get so close, but it's almost like he's teasing me. 800 00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:28,178 I just, I can't stand it anymore. 801 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,483 I have to get him! 802 00:41:34,956 --> 00:41:35,958 (GRUNTING) 803 00:41:40,261 --> 00:41:43,697 Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot. 804 00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:45,569 WITCHES: Mmm-hmm. 805 00:41:48,003 --> 00:41:49,270 (ALL GASP) 806 00:41:49,272 --> 00:41:51,205 Oh... Hi, Bob. 807 00:41:51,207 --> 00:41:55,177 Right. We promised you we'd play, uh, ping-pong now. 808 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,746 Um, Dennis? Who is this? 809 00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,815 Uh, it's our friend, Bob. 810 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,654 - Say hi, Bob. - "Hi, Bob." 811 00:42:03,122 --> 00:42:06,122 Okay! Time to go play ping-pong. 812 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,259 - FRANKENSTEIN: Drac! - GRIFFIN: Drac! 813 00:42:07,261 --> 00:42:09,864 - Drac! - Drac! 814 00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:13,899 Hey, boys, where's the fire? 815 00:42:13,901 --> 00:42:15,267 Oh, well, Griffin here, he... 816 00:42:15,269 --> 00:42:17,637 - He has something to tell you. - Me? Uh... 817 00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:20,007 Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand, and since, you know, 818 00:42:20,009 --> 00:42:22,308 you're a biting expert, I thought you could take a look. 819 00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:23,879 - Yeah. Come on over here. - The light is better. 820 00:42:25,114 --> 00:42:26,650 Okay... 821 00:42:28,351 --> 00:42:30,751 Okay, what is going on? 822 00:42:30,753 --> 00:42:33,788 You guys are acting weirder than normal, and your normal is pretty weird. 823 00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:35,790 You are not gonna believe what we heard, but... 824 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:38,394 (VOCALIZING) 825 00:42:38,396 --> 00:42:40,797 ♪ Ericka loves the Drac 826 00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:43,033 ♪ She can't get enough of that Drac 827 00:42:43,035 --> 00:42:45,002 ♪ Oh, yeah 828 00:42:45,004 --> 00:42:46,303 ♪ Drac is back 829 00:42:46,305 --> 00:42:48,006 ♪ He's got the Zing 830 00:42:48,008 --> 00:42:49,842 ♪ The Zinga-Zing ♪ 831 00:42:49,844 --> 00:42:52,277 Shh. I told you I don't want to upset Mavis. 832 00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:55,015 - But what are you talking about? - (CROWD GASPS) 833 00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:57,316 Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry, so no surprise there... 834 00:42:57,318 --> 00:43:01,188 But we swam back to the ship, and we found Ericka raving about you. 835 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:03,023 She can't live without you, buddy. 836 00:43:03,025 --> 00:43:04,759 It's serious! 837 00:43:04,761 --> 00:43:08,796 ♪ You can't deny the Zing, baby ♪ 838 00:43:08,798 --> 00:43:12,200 So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna make a move on the captain, or what? 839 00:43:12,202 --> 00:43:13,835 Uh, yes. 840 00:43:13,837 --> 00:43:16,339 - Maybe? No. - Ugh. 841 00:43:16,341 --> 00:43:19,677 It's been a while. I don't even know where to start. 842 00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:22,079 It's easy, Drac. Just make some small talk. 843 00:43:22,081 --> 00:43:23,914 - Remember to smile. - Look into her eyes. 844 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:25,917 - Keep it casual. - Say something funny. 845 00:43:25,919 --> 00:43:27,185 Ask her where her parts are from. 846 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,886 Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice. 847 00:43:28,888 --> 00:43:30,689 - "Do you like coffins?" - Compliment her. 848 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,691 - "Your neck looks delicious." - GRIFFIN: Here she comes. 849 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,094 Okay, Drac, hit it. 850 00:43:35,096 --> 00:43:37,296 Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. 851 00:43:37,298 --> 00:43:40,200 Would you like to see my parts? 852 00:43:40,202 --> 00:43:43,003 (IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING AND EXPLODING) 853 00:43:43,005 --> 00:43:45,105 Yes, I'd love to go out with you. 854 00:43:45,107 --> 00:43:46,340 Ay! What? 855 00:43:46,342 --> 00:43:47,474 ALL: What? 856 00:43:47,476 --> 00:43:48,876 Cantina. Midnight. 857 00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:49,947 Don't be late. 858 00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:00,925 Whew! 859 00:44:00,927 --> 00:44:02,294 - That was a close one. - (PANTING) 860 00:44:03,429 --> 00:44:05,930 (SNORTS, SNIFFING) 861 00:44:05,932 --> 00:44:08,670 - Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! - Wait, Tinkles. Come back. 862 00:44:18,512 --> 00:44:20,013 - DENNIS: Tinkles, stop! - Wait! 863 00:44:20,015 --> 00:44:21,151 No, no, no! 864 00:44:27,023 --> 00:44:28,025 (THUDS) 865 00:44:28,492 --> 00:44:29,460 (GASPS) 866 00:44:31,528 --> 00:44:34,363 (GROWLING, BARKING) 867 00:44:34,365 --> 00:44:35,497 Tinkles, stop! 868 00:44:35,499 --> 00:44:37,967 (GASPING) I've been found! 869 00:44:37,969 --> 00:44:40,971 You'll never get me, monster! 870 00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:43,473 DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh! 871 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,445 (YAPPING) 872 00:44:49,283 --> 00:44:51,319 (YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE) 873 00:44:57,224 --> 00:44:58,727 Ew. 874 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:13,308 FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island. 875 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,578 It's time to get lost on the beach, 876 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:20,987 and we hope you'll find yourself some fun and relaxation. 877 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,487 JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo! Beach time! 878 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,323 Johnny, you go set everything up. 879 00:45:26,325 --> 00:45:28,259 And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones. 880 00:45:28,261 --> 00:45:31,030 You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny 881 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:32,864 should spend some time together. 882 00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:35,300 What do you call it again? Eh, date night? 883 00:45:35,302 --> 00:45:36,836 Date night? 884 00:45:36,838 --> 00:45:38,604 - What are you gonna do? - Well, I thought 885 00:45:38,606 --> 00:45:40,973 me and the guys would take this opportunity 886 00:45:40,975 --> 00:45:44,078 to spend some quality time with Dennis. 887 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,947 Oh. Okay. That's a great idea. 888 00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:47,614 Come on, Johnny. Date night. 889 00:45:47,616 --> 00:45:50,387 Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night! 890 00:45:53,490 --> 00:45:55,361 (EXCITED SQUEAKING) 891 00:46:04,103 --> 00:46:05,269 (SATISFIED SQUEAK) 892 00:46:05,271 --> 00:46:07,071 Okay, here you go! 893 00:46:07,073 --> 00:46:08,142 (PANTING) 894 00:46:12,212 --> 00:46:14,016 - Good girl! - I got this one. 895 00:46:14,548 --> 00:46:15,550 (BARKING) 896 00:46:20,622 --> 00:46:23,055 - (RETCHES) - (YAPPING IN DISTANCE) 897 00:46:23,057 --> 00:46:24,558 What was that? 898 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,460 - (RUMBLING) - It sounds like our children. 899 00:46:26,462 --> 00:46:29,297 - It is our children! Run! - Run! 900 00:46:29,299 --> 00:46:31,366 Please! Help! Someone! 901 00:46:31,368 --> 00:46:33,334 Get the parents! 902 00:46:33,336 --> 00:46:36,272 Frank? Would you rub some moonscreen on my back 903 00:46:36,274 --> 00:46:37,907 before I get burned? 904 00:46:37,909 --> 00:46:39,108 Wait one second, honey. 905 00:46:39,110 --> 00:46:40,442 You know, the kids buried me in the sand. 906 00:46:40,444 --> 00:46:42,047 (KIDS GIGGLING) 907 00:46:46,952 --> 00:46:48,619 Mmm. Thanks, honey. 908 00:46:48,621 --> 00:46:51,123 - Shall we have another? - Sure. 909 00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:54,458 - Sounds good. - Straight up. 910 00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:56,595 Isn't this place amazing? 911 00:46:56,597 --> 00:46:59,599 Whoa! The menu is in a bottle! 912 00:46:59,601 --> 00:47:01,504 Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey? 913 00:47:04,006 --> 00:47:05,638 What? Oh, sorry. 914 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,642 I was just thinking about my dad. 915 00:47:07,644 --> 00:47:10,545 Don't you think he's acting weird lately? 916 00:47:10,547 --> 00:47:13,982 Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain. 917 00:47:13,984 --> 00:47:15,951 - What? - (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah. 918 00:47:15,953 --> 00:47:18,520 The Love Boat is definitely making another run. 919 00:47:18,522 --> 00:47:20,289 No way. He's... 920 00:47:20,291 --> 00:47:22,559 He's my dad. 921 00:47:22,561 --> 00:47:24,360 I know, right? It's weird. 922 00:47:24,362 --> 00:47:28,198 When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes. 923 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:33,505 I guess I never thought about him with anyone besides my mom. 924 00:47:33,507 --> 00:47:36,007 You're cool with it, though, right? 925 00:47:36,009 --> 00:47:38,144 Of course. I want him to be happy. 926 00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:39,148 Totally. 927 00:47:41,216 --> 00:47:43,049 Totally. 928 00:47:43,051 --> 00:47:45,154 (PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC) 929 00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:51,760 Buenas noches, mi amigo. 930 00:47:51,762 --> 00:47:57,766 Have you a beverage to quench me of my parchment? 931 00:47:57,768 --> 00:48:00,272 Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra. 932 00:48:02,041 --> 00:48:04,173 (GOAT BLEATS) 933 00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:06,112 Muchas gracias. (CHUCKLES) 934 00:48:08,482 --> 00:48:10,084 (GOAT SCREECHES) 935 00:48:22,064 --> 00:48:23,397 You look ravishing. 936 00:48:23,399 --> 00:48:24,497 Oh. 937 00:48:24,499 --> 00:48:25,699 Uh, thank you. I just... 938 00:48:25,701 --> 00:48:27,203 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 939 00:48:27,770 --> 00:48:28,973 (EXCLAIMS) 940 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,114 So, um... 941 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,183 Does Captain Ericka have a last name? 942 00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:42,653 Uh, oh, uh... 943 00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:44,789 Oh, guacamole! 944 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:46,323 "Ericka Guacamole"? 945 00:48:46,325 --> 00:48:49,661 That's so international. 946 00:48:49,663 --> 00:48:53,464 (CHUCKLES) No. Guacamole for us to share. 947 00:48:53,466 --> 00:48:55,834 Oh, how beautiful is that full moon tonight? 948 00:48:55,836 --> 00:48:57,271 Look. Right behind you. 949 00:49:01,676 --> 00:49:05,145 Mmm! The food here is to die for. 950 00:49:05,147 --> 00:49:08,251 (BOTH MOANING) 951 00:49:15,792 --> 00:49:19,728 Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole. 952 00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:22,099 Are you feeling all right? 953 00:49:22,101 --> 00:49:24,769 - Totally fine. Why? - No reason. 954 00:49:24,771 --> 00:49:26,636 (STOMACH GROWLING) 955 00:49:26,638 --> 00:49:28,305 Oh... 956 00:49:28,307 --> 00:49:31,742 There must have been garlic in the guacamole. 957 00:49:31,744 --> 00:49:33,277 - Oh, no. - (GROANS) 958 00:49:33,279 --> 00:49:34,746 Isn't that deadly for you? 959 00:49:34,748 --> 00:49:36,718 No, no, no. It's just that I'm... 960 00:49:37,651 --> 00:49:39,320 Garlic intolerant. 961 00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:43,693 (FARTS) 962 00:49:45,127 --> 00:49:46,763 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 963 00:49:47,629 --> 00:49:48,799 Was that you? 964 00:49:50,633 --> 00:49:53,401 (GIGGLING) Whoo! 965 00:49:53,403 --> 00:49:54,636 Oh, yeah! 966 00:49:54,638 --> 00:49:56,839 Dolphin surfing! 967 00:49:56,841 --> 00:49:58,243 (DOLPHIN CLICKING) 968 00:49:59,477 --> 00:50:02,115 (BOTH LAUGHING) 969 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:05,548 Whoa! 970 00:50:05,550 --> 00:50:07,484 Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa. 971 00:50:07,486 --> 00:50:08,620 Hey-hey. 972 00:50:08,622 --> 00:50:10,355 - Oh! Hey there. - (GRUNTS) 973 00:50:10,357 --> 00:50:12,357 - Papa. - Hidey-ho! 974 00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:13,559 Hi. 975 00:50:13,561 --> 00:50:15,927 (CHUCKLES) Is my dad in there, too? 976 00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:18,264 (MONSTERS GASP) 977 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,533 GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 978 00:50:20,535 --> 00:50:24,574 (GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here. He's on his date. 979 00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:26,442 Date? 980 00:50:29,344 --> 00:50:31,812 Please, forgive me, 981 00:50:31,814 --> 00:50:33,515 I'm just very nervous. 982 00:50:33,517 --> 00:50:35,484 You see, 983 00:50:35,486 --> 00:50:40,726 I haven't had a date since my wife died. 984 00:50:42,762 --> 00:50:44,695 How old was your daughter? 985 00:50:44,697 --> 00:50:46,664 She was just an infant. 986 00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,632 It was hard being a single dad, 987 00:50:48,634 --> 00:50:51,171 but I did my best. 988 00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:56,608 I never knew my mother, either. 989 00:50:56,610 --> 00:50:57,776 Or my father. 990 00:50:57,778 --> 00:50:59,979 Oh, I'm so sorry. 991 00:50:59,981 --> 00:51:01,515 Who raised you? 992 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,584 My great-grandfather. 993 00:51:03,586 --> 00:51:06,286 I basically grew up on this ship. 994 00:51:06,288 --> 00:51:08,523 That's why you're a captain. 995 00:51:08,525 --> 00:51:11,793 Yeah. It's all I've ever known. 996 00:51:11,795 --> 00:51:14,299 It was just expected. 997 00:51:15,265 --> 00:51:16,765 You know, a family thing. 998 00:51:16,767 --> 00:51:20,704 I understand, family is everything. 999 00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,472 You have to honor the past. 1000 00:51:23,474 --> 00:51:25,745 But we make our own future. 1001 00:51:38,994 --> 00:51:40,993 - MAVIS: Dad? - Mavis! 1002 00:51:40,995 --> 00:51:43,533 - JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm. - Johnny! 1003 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:50,939 Captain Ericka and I were just discussing the hospitality industry. 1004 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,008 You know, just work stuff. 1005 00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:54,576 You're working now? 1006 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:56,478 This is supposed to be a vacation. 1007 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,879 A family vacation. 1008 00:51:57,881 --> 00:52:01,517 I should really go do captain-y things. 1009 00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:04,554 Dad, you said you were gonna spend time with Dennis. 1010 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:07,759 Dennis. Dennis? Dennis. 1011 00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:10,527 Oh! Yeah, you're right. Where is that kid? 1012 00:52:10,529 --> 00:52:13,065 Denisovich? You're supposed to be with me. 1013 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,333 Come on now, kid, it's family time. 1014 00:52:15,335 --> 00:52:16,837 Quit hiding. Dennis? 1015 00:52:18,406 --> 00:52:19,606 What was that about? 1016 00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:20,906 You mean your dad's date? 1017 00:52:20,908 --> 00:52:23,910 It wasn't a date. It was work stuff. 1018 00:52:23,912 --> 00:52:25,079 Uh-huh. 1019 00:52:25,081 --> 00:52:26,913 I'm telling you, Johnny, 1020 00:52:26,915 --> 00:52:28,748 there is something about that woman I don't trust. 1021 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,852 But you want your dad to be happy, right? 1022 00:52:31,854 --> 00:52:33,354 Yes. 1023 00:52:33,356 --> 00:52:35,390 Just not with her. 1024 00:52:35,392 --> 00:52:37,092 (CRUNCHING) Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1025 00:52:37,094 --> 00:52:38,527 Heads up, honey. 1026 00:52:38,529 --> 00:52:40,697 This guac is loaded with garlic. 1027 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:41,767 Garlic? 1028 00:52:44,637 --> 00:52:45,702 (GASPS) 1029 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,070 (STOMACH GRUMBLES) 1030 00:52:47,072 --> 00:52:48,505 (SQUEAKY FART) 1031 00:52:48,507 --> 00:52:50,810 Aw! That was a cute toot, honey. 1032 00:52:58,052 --> 00:53:01,357 (LAUGHING AND BARKING) 1033 00:53:08,097 --> 00:53:10,932 - We've been up all night! - Let's stay up all day, too! 1034 00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:12,834 - Let's get wild! - (LAUGHS) 1035 00:53:12,836 --> 00:53:15,571 (BOTH HOWLING) 1036 00:53:15,573 --> 00:53:17,841 (LAUGHING AND BARKING) 1037 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:27,551 - Ericka! - (SHRIEKS) What? 1038 00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:30,922 - (SIGHS) - Just where have you been, young lady? 1039 00:53:30,924 --> 00:53:33,391 Uh, doing work. 1040 00:53:33,393 --> 00:53:35,393 Wearing that? 1041 00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:37,930 You were with him! I know it! 1042 00:53:37,932 --> 00:53:39,899 Who? (CHUCKLES) 1043 00:53:39,901 --> 00:53:42,033 "Who?" You know who! 1044 00:53:42,035 --> 00:53:44,605 You've been sneaking around my back 1045 00:53:44,607 --> 00:53:47,940 trying to kill Dracula again, haven't you? 1046 00:53:47,942 --> 00:53:50,744 So what if I have? I am a grown woman! 1047 00:53:50,746 --> 00:53:52,046 I have the right to kill whoever I want. 1048 00:53:52,048 --> 00:53:54,516 It's not just about you. 1049 00:53:54,518 --> 00:53:57,819 You could have ruined the legacy. 1050 00:53:57,821 --> 00:54:00,590 What if he discovered who you were? 1051 00:54:00,592 --> 00:54:03,894 I know. I wasn't thinking. There's just something about him 1052 00:54:03,896 --> 00:54:05,829 that just drives me crazy! 1053 00:54:05,831 --> 00:54:07,964 I just, I see him, and I want to... 1054 00:54:07,966 --> 00:54:09,100 Punch him? 1055 00:54:09,102 --> 00:54:11,803 Uh... I guess. 1056 00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:13,871 Just, I can't wait to get this over with. 1057 00:54:13,873 --> 00:54:16,108 Don't worry, it won't be long now. 1058 00:54:16,110 --> 00:54:19,546 Once you recover the instrument of destruction, 1059 00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:21,548 no one can stop us. 1060 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:23,419 Not even Dracula! 1061 00:54:24,487 --> 00:54:26,857 - Oh. Excuse me. - Spies! 1062 00:54:28,690 --> 00:54:29,491 (GRUNTS) 1063 00:54:31,528 --> 00:54:33,861 Now, quickly, before someone comes! 1064 00:54:33,863 --> 00:54:36,131 - (GASPS) - (GRUNTING) 1065 00:54:36,133 --> 00:54:37,569 (VAN HELSING YELPS) 1066 00:54:44,677 --> 00:54:46,512 (HORN BLOWING) 1067 00:54:53,185 --> 00:54:54,987 (PA CHIMES) 1068 00:54:54,989 --> 00:54:57,623 FISH MAN: Everyone assemble on the forward deck. 1069 00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:01,527 We are arriving at our final destination. 1070 00:55:01,529 --> 00:55:03,096 From the depths of creation, 1071 00:55:03,098 --> 00:55:06,833 the mighty city has risen once again. 1072 00:55:06,835 --> 00:55:09,637 Home to the greatest monster civilization 1073 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,539 the world has ever known, 1074 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:16,245 far surpassing Athens and Rome in art, culture and sophistication. 1075 00:55:16,247 --> 00:55:21,587 I give you the legendary lost city of Atlantis. 1076 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:43,979 (PASSENGERS GASP) 1077 00:55:46,714 --> 00:55:49,883 (YELLS) It's a giant Kraken! 1078 00:55:49,885 --> 00:55:52,753 ♪ There's a place you've gotta be 1079 00:55:52,755 --> 00:55:56,091 ♪ A thousand leagues beneath the sea 1080 00:55:56,093 --> 00:56:00,996 ♪ And it's waiting over here for you and me 1081 00:56:00,998 --> 00:56:02,298 (CAMERA CLICKS) 1082 00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:05,568 ♪ Gonna take you for a ride 1083 00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:08,939 ♪ But first you've gotta come inside 1084 00:56:08,941 --> 00:56:13,878 ♪ Get ready, for the party's on tonight 1085 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:18,083 ♪ So relax and just unwind 1086 00:56:18,085 --> 00:56:21,588 ♪ Leave your worries all behind 1087 00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:25,761 ♪ And get ready, for the party's on tonight 1088 00:56:35,972 --> 00:56:38,940 Welcome to Atlantis! 1089 00:56:38,942 --> 00:56:41,643 THE KRAKEN: ♪ So get ready 1090 00:56:41,645 --> 00:56:43,847 ♪ Ready 1091 00:56:43,849 --> 00:56:44,851 Oh! 1092 00:56:45,883 --> 00:56:49,920 ♪ It's party time 1093 00:56:49,922 --> 00:56:51,191 (BURBLING) 1094 00:56:53,727 --> 00:56:54,994 (BURBLES) 1095 00:56:54,996 --> 00:56:56,798 ♪ It's party time! ♪ 1096 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,966 Ooh. I am so excited! (CHUCKLES) 1097 00:57:00,968 --> 00:57:02,271 MONSTER: Come to Daddy! 1098 00:57:03,305 --> 00:57:04,904 (ALL CHEERING) 1099 00:57:04,906 --> 00:57:06,273 - Oh. - FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black! 1100 00:57:06,275 --> 00:57:07,842 (ALL CHEERING) 1101 00:57:07,844 --> 00:57:08,779 Oh! 1102 00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:13,348 - Ahhh! - Oh, no, you don't. 1103 00:57:13,350 --> 00:57:16,350 Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg. Literally! 1104 00:57:16,352 --> 00:57:18,353 - Replacement limbs... - MONSTER: I'll raise you 40. 1105 00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:20,822 ...aren't just lying around like they were in the old days. 1106 00:57:20,824 --> 00:57:23,125 So, no gambling. 1107 00:57:23,127 --> 00:57:24,260 Frank! 1108 00:57:24,262 --> 00:57:26,198 Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling! 1109 00:57:32,739 --> 00:57:34,406 - DENNIS: Tinkles, stop. - Wait. 1110 00:57:34,408 --> 00:57:36,709 - Stop it, Tinkles, stop. - Ah! Wait! 1111 00:57:36,711 --> 00:57:37,846 (MONSTERS SCREAMING) 1112 00:57:40,213 --> 00:57:42,248 Have you guys seen Mavis? I have to find her. 1113 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,750 Why? What's going on? 1114 00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,786 I'm going to tell her about Ericka. 1115 00:57:45,788 --> 00:57:48,255 I can't lie to my own daughter anymore. 1116 00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:51,159 She's the most important person in the world to me. 1117 00:57:51,161 --> 00:57:53,163 I have to tell her the truth. 1118 00:57:55,365 --> 00:57:57,201 Right after I talk to Ericka. 1119 00:57:58,169 --> 00:57:59,468 (FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING) 1120 00:57:59,470 --> 00:58:00,673 Hey. 1121 00:58:02,907 --> 00:58:04,239 All right, I'm all... 1122 00:58:04,241 --> 00:58:06,310 Frank, are you sure you know what you're doing? 1123 00:58:06,312 --> 00:58:09,016 I got this. I'm all in. 1124 00:58:12,185 --> 00:58:14,119 Johnny, have you seen my dad? 1125 00:58:14,121 --> 00:58:16,855 - Maybe he's with Bob. - Why would he be with Bob? 1126 00:58:16,857 --> 00:58:18,858 Bob's a great guy. 1127 00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:20,928 - Oh, there he is. - Who? Bob? 1128 00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:41,183 There he is! Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING) 1129 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,452 (GRUNTS) 1130 00:58:42,454 --> 00:58:44,222 (GROANING) 1131 00:59:34,381 --> 00:59:35,382 (YELPS) 1132 00:59:55,372 --> 00:59:56,374 (GRUNTING) 1133 01:00:06,586 --> 01:00:07,788 Oh. 1134 01:00:18,566 --> 01:00:20,903 (SNARLING) 1135 01:00:26,408 --> 01:00:27,877 (RAT SQUEAKS) 1136 01:00:45,630 --> 01:00:47,098 (GASPS) 1137 01:01:20,237 --> 01:01:21,440 There it is. 1138 01:01:33,986 --> 01:01:34,988 (GASPS) 1139 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,427 You saved my life. 1140 01:01:41,429 --> 01:01:43,363 Of course. Why wouldn't I? 1141 01:01:43,365 --> 01:01:47,000 I just can't believe you would do that for a human. 1142 01:01:47,002 --> 01:01:50,036 Humans, monsters, what's the difference? 1143 01:01:50,038 --> 01:01:53,074 Yeah, right. Right. 1144 01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:55,310 Wait. What are you doing here? 1145 01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:59,147 Oh, uh... Well, you know, vampires can predict the future, 1146 01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:02,184 so I knew you would need my help. 1147 01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:04,420 Ha! Never heard that before. 1148 01:02:04,422 --> 01:02:06,490 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a well-known fact. 1149 01:02:06,492 --> 01:02:07,691 (STAMMERS) 1150 01:02:07,693 --> 01:02:09,359 What are you doing here? 1151 01:02:09,361 --> 01:02:10,493 Oh! Uh... 1152 01:02:10,495 --> 01:02:12,596 Well, I'm here to get that. 1153 01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:14,565 Yeah, it's a family heirloom. 1154 01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:19,204 Yeah, it was lost at sea, and my great-grandfather is... Was! 1155 01:02:19,206 --> 01:02:22,541 Uh, was totally obsessed with getting it back. 1156 01:02:22,543 --> 01:02:26,982 So, anywho, thanks for saving my life, but I can take it from... 1157 01:02:28,484 --> 01:02:29,485 (GASPS) 1158 01:02:31,588 --> 01:02:32,720 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1159 01:02:32,722 --> 01:02:34,255 Got to be a little more careful. 1160 01:02:34,257 --> 01:02:36,158 How many times can you save my life, right? 1161 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,627 I don't know. Every time? (CHUCKLES) 1162 01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:41,199 Really? Well, then... 1163 01:02:47,239 --> 01:02:48,742 (TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) 1164 01:02:54,681 --> 01:02:55,683 (CRASHING) 1165 01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:14,572 (GASPS) 1166 01:03:15,771 --> 01:03:17,107 Wow! 1167 01:03:31,290 --> 01:03:32,658 (PANTING) 1168 01:03:34,627 --> 01:03:37,599 (SIGHS) Ah, that was incredible. 1169 01:03:48,777 --> 01:03:50,411 Oh, uh... 1170 01:03:50,413 --> 01:03:53,516 Don't you want to get your family heirloom thingy? 1171 01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:56,153 Oh. Right. 1172 01:04:01,426 --> 01:04:03,592 (CHUCKLES) Got it. 1173 01:04:03,594 --> 01:04:05,063 (RUMBLING) 1174 01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:32,459 (BOTH PANTING) 1175 01:04:32,461 --> 01:04:34,461 - Mmm. - (CHUCKLING) 1176 01:04:34,463 --> 01:04:36,330 Oh, here, let me get that for you. 1177 01:04:36,332 --> 01:04:38,600 (DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING) 1178 01:04:38,602 --> 01:04:39,770 Dad! 1179 01:04:40,937 --> 01:04:42,704 Mavis! 1180 01:04:42,706 --> 01:04:44,507 What are you doing to my father? 1181 01:04:44,509 --> 01:04:46,476 ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa! 1182 01:04:46,478 --> 01:04:48,745 Mavis, stop! Put her down! 1183 01:04:48,747 --> 01:04:52,249 No! She's trying to hurt you. Why can't you see that? 1184 01:04:52,251 --> 01:04:53,651 (GROANING) 1185 01:04:53,653 --> 01:04:56,520 Because I... 1186 01:04:56,522 --> 01:04:58,757 Because I Zinged. 1187 01:04:58,759 --> 01:05:00,258 - (ERICKA GRUNTS) - What? 1188 01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:02,797 I Zinged with Ericka. 1189 01:05:03,965 --> 01:05:06,266 No, that can't be true. 1190 01:05:06,268 --> 01:05:07,801 You only Zing once. 1191 01:05:07,803 --> 01:05:10,436 That's what I thought, too. 1192 01:05:10,438 --> 01:05:12,740 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1193 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:16,778 Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters. 1194 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:19,582 It's kind of like our "love at first sight." 1195 01:05:19,584 --> 01:05:22,417 What? No. No, no, no. 1196 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,753 - You don't even know me. - Well, not yet. 1197 01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:27,256 - But we're just... - No, you don't understand. 1198 01:05:27,258 --> 01:05:28,791 I can't be with you. 1199 01:05:28,793 --> 01:05:31,729 I could never be with someone like you. 1200 01:05:31,731 --> 01:05:32,866 I could never be with 1201 01:05:33,799 --> 01:05:34,901 a monster. 1202 01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:48,414 Dad, I'm so sorry. 1203 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,219 - I... - It doesn't matter. 1204 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,257 You heard what she said. 1205 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,668 But a Zing never lies. 1206 01:06:17,952 --> 01:06:19,921 Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES) 1207 01:06:21,021 --> 01:06:22,456 Yes. 1208 01:06:24,892 --> 01:06:26,692 (LAUGHING) 1209 01:06:26,694 --> 01:06:29,395 Now that we have the instrument of destruction, 1210 01:06:29,397 --> 01:06:32,333 our family legacy will be fulfilled. 1211 01:06:32,335 --> 01:06:36,837 But first, we'll draw them in with a dance party! 1212 01:06:36,839 --> 01:06:39,540 I love to dance. 1213 01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:41,646 - (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING) - (LAUGHING) 1214 01:06:53,492 --> 01:06:55,060 EUNICE: Frank, could you zip me up? 1215 01:06:55,062 --> 01:06:57,027 We're gonna be late. (GASPS) 1216 01:06:57,029 --> 01:06:59,331 Where did you get those? 1217 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:01,533 Uh, see, (STAMMERS) here's the funny thing. 1218 01:07:01,535 --> 01:07:04,437 I lost my hands gambling, but... It's no big deal! 1219 01:07:04,439 --> 01:07:06,505 Look, I got these from the seafood buffet. 1220 01:07:06,507 --> 01:07:08,875 Look at this. Clickety-click, click, clack, clack, click, click. 1221 01:07:08,877 --> 01:07:11,281 I kind of like 'em. I like 'em. 1222 01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:18,721 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm. 1223 01:07:18,723 --> 01:07:20,522 Mmm. Mmm. 1224 01:07:20,524 --> 01:07:21,660 A-ha! 1225 01:07:29,736 --> 01:07:31,000 (GASPS) 1226 01:07:31,002 --> 01:07:33,006 (SOBS, SQUEALING) 1227 01:07:36,944 --> 01:07:38,844 (SQUEAKING) 1228 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,614 (BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY) 1229 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,953 Ah, I guess the party's this way. 1230 01:07:46,955 --> 01:07:47,891 Whoo! 1231 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,493 Whoa! 1232 01:07:52,094 --> 01:07:53,863 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1233 01:07:57,466 --> 01:07:58,769 (GASPS) 1234 01:07:59,837 --> 01:08:00,839 Wow. 1235 01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:06,108 Let's get this party started right! 1236 01:08:06,110 --> 01:08:07,577 - Whoo-hoo! - All right! 1237 01:08:07,579 --> 01:08:08,581 - (ALL GASP) - MONSTER: What? 1238 01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:11,548 EUNICE: Huh? 1239 01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:14,552 I thought they said the party was this way. 1240 01:08:14,554 --> 01:08:17,391 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) 1241 01:08:25,900 --> 01:08:27,936 (MUSIC GROWING LOUDER) 1242 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:43,084 DJ in a clamshell? 1243 01:08:43,086 --> 01:08:45,588 (GASPS) I'm so jealous. 1244 01:08:45,590 --> 01:08:48,061 - (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) - (RUMBLING) 1245 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:01,707 (SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING) 1246 01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,010 (ALL CHEERING) 1247 01:09:06,681 --> 01:09:07,683 (ALL WHOOPING) 1248 01:09:12,087 --> 01:09:13,689 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1249 01:09:16,825 --> 01:09:18,195 (WHOOPING) 1250 01:09:23,567 --> 01:09:26,070 (CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING, WHOOPING) 1251 01:09:32,245 --> 01:09:36,214 I can't believe my dad Zinged with someone who's trying to kill him. 1252 01:09:36,216 --> 01:09:38,616 Yeah, the Zing makes you do crazy things. 1253 01:09:38,618 --> 01:09:40,852 Really, Johnny? 1254 01:09:40,854 --> 01:09:45,625 What's most important to understand is that love is an infinite enigma 1255 01:09:45,627 --> 01:09:47,894 that is beyond our understanding. 1256 01:09:47,896 --> 01:09:51,265 You and I were two halves, a world apart. 1257 01:09:51,267 --> 01:09:54,302 But then we followed the strands of destiny 1258 01:09:54,304 --> 01:09:56,069 and were brought together. 1259 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:59,039 And our halves made one whole. 1260 01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:01,243 But what if she and he... 1261 01:10:01,245 --> 01:10:04,812 You must release all the negativity and look within. 1262 01:10:04,814 --> 01:10:06,853 Your bond is unbreakable. 1263 01:10:08,987 --> 01:10:11,054 You're right, honey. Wow. 1264 01:10:11,056 --> 01:10:12,556 Thanks. 1265 01:10:12,558 --> 01:10:14,925 Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad. 1266 01:10:14,927 --> 01:10:16,961 Oh, that? Yeah, it was just the philosophy 1267 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,730 of Sifu Sing from my favorite TV show when I was a kid, 1268 01:10:19,732 --> 01:10:21,332 Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master. 1269 01:10:21,334 --> 01:10:23,001 Anyways, let's get back to dancing! 1270 01:10:23,003 --> 01:10:24,139 Cool. 1271 01:10:28,309 --> 01:10:30,878 Dad? You have to talk to Ericka. 1272 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,978 - What? - I know. 1273 01:10:31,980 --> 01:10:33,813 I know what I said before, 1274 01:10:33,815 --> 01:10:36,684 but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit. 1275 01:10:36,686 --> 01:10:38,987 It's just the thought of losing you. 1276 01:10:38,989 --> 01:10:42,123 What? What are you talking about, losing me? 1277 01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:44,159 Well, obviously, after you get married, 1278 01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:46,127 you're gonna live on the ship and travel around the world... 1279 01:10:46,129 --> 01:10:48,731 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Mavis. 1280 01:10:48,733 --> 01:10:50,967 There are two things I can promise you. 1281 01:10:50,969 --> 01:10:56,807 One, nothing can ever take me from you and all my family. 1282 01:10:56,809 --> 01:11:00,081 Two, I will never live on a boat. 1283 01:11:02,617 --> 01:11:05,084 You're my cute little tarantula. 1284 01:11:05,086 --> 01:11:07,220 How could I ever leave you? 1285 01:11:07,222 --> 01:11:09,221 Now, seriously, go talk to her. 1286 01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:11,626 I can't. You heard what she said, 1287 01:11:11,628 --> 01:11:14,328 she could never be with someone like me. 1288 01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:16,663 No, Dad. You're just a half, 1289 01:11:16,665 --> 01:11:20,168 and you have to follow your destiny to find an infinite whole. 1290 01:11:20,170 --> 01:11:22,003 You sound like Johnny. 1291 01:11:22,005 --> 01:11:24,906 Point is, you can't deny a Zing. 1292 01:11:24,908 --> 01:11:27,677 Monster, human, unicorn... 1293 01:11:27,679 --> 01:11:28,747 It doesn't matter. 1294 01:11:29,414 --> 01:11:31,717 So go to her! Now! 1295 01:11:33,185 --> 01:11:34,818 Okay. I'm on it. 1296 01:11:34,820 --> 01:11:36,320 (MUSIC STOPS) 1297 01:11:36,322 --> 01:11:37,855 DJ: Hey, man, you're not allowed up here. 1298 01:11:37,857 --> 01:11:40,358 The DJ booth is a sacred space. (SCREAMS) 1299 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,763 - (THUDS) - (DJ GROANS) 1300 01:11:43,764 --> 01:11:45,030 (ALL GASP) 1301 01:11:45,032 --> 01:11:47,366 (GROWLS, BARKING) 1302 01:11:47,368 --> 01:11:49,369 No. Tinkles, quiet. 1303 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:50,904 Who is this? 1304 01:11:50,906 --> 01:11:55,308 Ha! I know you recognize me, your greatest rival. 1305 01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:58,211 Hmm. Oh, right. 1306 01:11:58,213 --> 01:12:01,315 You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport. 1307 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:05,954 No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing. 1308 01:12:05,956 --> 01:12:07,423 Van Helsing? 1309 01:12:07,425 --> 01:12:09,292 After all these years? 1310 01:12:09,294 --> 01:12:11,197 You look awful. 1311 01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:15,399 Always with the quick insults. 1312 01:12:15,401 --> 01:12:17,936 Well, this will shut you up. 1313 01:12:17,938 --> 01:12:19,838 And all monsters. 1314 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,876 Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's family heirloom thingy. 1315 01:12:23,878 --> 01:12:26,379 (EVIL CHUCKLE) Good one, Ericka. 1316 01:12:26,381 --> 01:12:27,913 Ericka? 1317 01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:29,282 You fool. 1318 01:12:29,284 --> 01:12:32,152 Not only is she the ship's captain, 1319 01:12:32,154 --> 01:12:34,054 but she also happens to be... 1320 01:12:34,056 --> 01:12:35,358 (SNICKERING) 1321 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,796 Wait. You tell him. 1322 01:12:40,429 --> 01:12:43,100 I'm his great-granddaughter. 1323 01:12:44,434 --> 01:12:47,169 I'm Ericka Van Helsing. 1324 01:12:47,171 --> 01:12:50,173 (GASPS) I knew there was something wrong with her. 1325 01:12:50,175 --> 01:12:51,441 But... 1326 01:12:51,443 --> 01:12:54,245 (STAMMERS) See, what happened... 1327 01:12:54,247 --> 01:12:56,279 Now that we're all caught up, 1328 01:12:56,281 --> 01:12:59,117 let's get back to the dying. 1329 01:12:59,119 --> 01:13:04,523 Behold, the key to the demise of all monsters. 1330 01:13:04,525 --> 01:13:05,760 (ALL GASP) 1331 01:13:07,394 --> 01:13:08,763 (ALL GASP) 1332 01:13:09,864 --> 01:13:11,267 (SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY) 1333 01:13:14,770 --> 01:13:15,835 (CRACKS KNUCKLES) 1334 01:13:15,837 --> 01:13:17,036 (GROANS) 1335 01:13:17,038 --> 01:13:18,340 Let's see. 1336 01:13:18,342 --> 01:13:20,975 Right... Okay. 1337 01:13:20,977 --> 01:13:24,046 (PLAYING ELECTRONIC, SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1338 01:13:24,048 --> 01:13:26,215 Listen to the melody 1339 01:13:26,217 --> 01:13:28,087 of your destruction. 1340 01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,556 Ooh, what's this little doodad do? 1341 01:13:33,558 --> 01:13:34,891 (TURNS UP BASS) 1342 01:13:34,893 --> 01:13:36,429 Yeah! 1343 01:13:45,006 --> 01:13:48,241 (SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES IN DISTANCE) 1344 01:13:48,243 --> 01:13:50,780 (EYES MATCHING SYNCOPATED RHYTHM) 1345 01:13:53,883 --> 01:13:56,053 (DEEP RUMBLING) 1346 01:13:58,888 --> 01:14:01,159 Hey, look! It's the Kraken. 1347 01:14:03,359 --> 01:14:05,396 (ROARS) 1348 01:14:10,068 --> 01:14:11,203 (MUSIC STOPS) 1349 01:14:12,905 --> 01:14:15,872 - (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF) - (BABBLING ROAR) 1350 01:14:15,874 --> 01:14:17,209 Everybody out! Now! 1351 01:14:29,491 --> 01:14:31,892 We're trapped! Everybody back! 1352 01:14:31,894 --> 01:14:33,263 (PANICKED SCREAMS) 1353 01:14:34,496 --> 01:14:35,964 (BABBLING GROWL) 1354 01:14:35,966 --> 01:14:38,269 - (GRIFFIN GASPS) - (YELLS) 1355 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:46,878 (GROWLING) 1356 01:14:48,446 --> 01:14:49,613 (CACKLES) 1357 01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:51,284 (WINNIE SCREAMS) 1358 01:14:53,286 --> 01:14:55,221 - (TINKLES GROWLING) - BOTH: Yay! 1359 01:14:57,090 --> 01:14:58,892 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1360 01:15:02,663 --> 01:15:04,263 Baby! 1361 01:15:04,265 --> 01:15:05,931 Papa! 1362 01:15:05,933 --> 01:15:07,203 (SQUEAKY GRUNTING) 1363 01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:17,982 This has to stop now! 1364 01:15:19,148 --> 01:15:20,147 Drac, no! 1365 01:15:20,149 --> 01:15:21,117 Ah! 1366 01:15:22,385 --> 01:15:23,387 (YELLS) 1367 01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:25,556 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1368 01:15:32,965 --> 01:15:34,130 (SCREAMS) 1369 01:15:34,132 --> 01:15:35,233 Dad! 1370 01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:36,634 (GRUNTS) 1371 01:15:36,636 --> 01:15:38,135 Mavis! 1372 01:15:38,137 --> 01:15:41,074 Time for the immortal Dracula to die. 1373 01:15:42,943 --> 01:15:45,379 (PLAYING DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 1374 01:15:52,054 --> 01:15:53,321 Dad! 1375 01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:54,958 (STRAINED YELLING) 1376 01:15:59,363 --> 01:16:00,397 No! 1377 01:16:01,998 --> 01:16:03,033 Ericka! 1378 01:16:04,034 --> 01:16:05,371 (GRUNTING) 1379 01:16:07,172 --> 01:16:08,438 Bob! Help! 1380 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,642 Huh? 1381 01:16:13,045 --> 01:16:14,177 Tinkles? 1382 01:16:14,179 --> 01:16:15,346 Dennis. 1383 01:16:15,348 --> 01:16:18,049 Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? 1384 01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:19,450 How did he get here? 1385 01:16:19,452 --> 01:16:21,454 But thank goodness he did, 'cause look! 1386 01:16:27,261 --> 01:16:29,197 (THE KRAKEN GROWLING) 1387 01:16:40,076 --> 01:16:41,413 (BELLOWING) 1388 01:17:02,402 --> 01:17:03,667 You can't do this! 1389 01:17:03,669 --> 01:17:05,506 You're wrong about monsters! 1390 01:17:06,674 --> 01:17:09,542 Dracula... He saved my life. 1391 01:17:09,544 --> 01:17:10,810 What? 1392 01:17:10,812 --> 01:17:12,678 I'm so sorry, Drac. 1393 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,148 I was trying to kill you this whole time, 1394 01:17:15,150 --> 01:17:17,719 but then I realized how wrong I was. 1395 01:17:17,721 --> 01:17:19,757 How wrong all of this is. 1396 01:17:21,257 --> 01:17:23,125 And then I... 1397 01:17:23,127 --> 01:17:24,329 I Zinged. 1398 01:17:25,596 --> 01:17:27,529 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1399 01:17:27,531 --> 01:17:28,797 It's a monster thing. 1400 01:17:28,799 --> 01:17:30,600 You wouldn't understand. 1401 01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:33,203 It's like true love. 1402 01:17:33,205 --> 01:17:34,270 Love? 1403 01:17:34,272 --> 01:17:35,541 (GROWLING) 1404 01:17:37,644 --> 01:17:40,410 Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. 1405 01:17:40,412 --> 01:17:42,347 Hmm, that's an awkward ending. (CHUCKLES) 1406 01:17:42,349 --> 01:17:43,549 ERICKA: Nope! 1407 01:17:43,551 --> 01:17:46,187 It's time to start a new legacy. 1408 01:17:47,222 --> 01:17:49,692 A monster-human legacy. 1409 01:17:50,859 --> 01:17:52,291 No! 1410 01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:54,196 (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT) 1411 01:17:58,534 --> 01:18:02,471 Drac! Van Helsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy. 1412 01:18:02,473 --> 01:18:06,476 If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ. 1413 01:18:06,478 --> 01:18:09,381 We need positive energy! 1414 01:18:15,587 --> 01:18:18,722 Get ready for a DJ battle! 1415 01:18:18,724 --> 01:18:21,658 You just carry all that stuff around with you? 1416 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:24,864 Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ. 1417 01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:28,734 We're gonna use good music to defeat his evil music. 1418 01:18:28,736 --> 01:18:31,370 - What? - Trust me, I know the tunes, 1419 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:33,272 but you've got the power. 1420 01:18:33,274 --> 01:18:35,308 All right. Okay. 1421 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:38,579 Opening song needs to be off the shizak. 1422 01:18:38,581 --> 01:18:40,684 Ooh, got it. Play this! (GIGGLES) 1423 01:18:42,253 --> 01:18:44,385 (GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING) 1424 01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,354 ♪ I'm picking up good vibrations 1425 01:18:46,356 --> 01:18:47,489 (WHOOPING) 1426 01:18:47,491 --> 01:18:50,193 ♪ She's giving me excitations 1427 01:18:50,195 --> 01:18:52,494 - ♪ Good - ♪ I'm picking up 1428 01:18:52,496 --> 01:18:54,265 ♪ Good vibrations 1429 01:18:54,267 --> 01:18:55,766 ♪ She's giving me 1430 01:18:55,768 --> 01:18:57,333 ♪ Excitations 1431 01:18:57,335 --> 01:18:59,170 ♪ Good, good, good 1432 01:18:59,172 --> 01:19:00,539 - ♪ Good vibrations - (ALL CHEERING) 1433 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:01,740 ♪ She's giving me... 1434 01:19:01,742 --> 01:19:03,607 What is that noise? 1435 01:19:03,609 --> 01:19:06,444 ♪ I'm picking up good vibrations 1436 01:19:06,446 --> 01:19:08,180 ♪ She's giving me excitations 1437 01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:09,581 Wow! I like this one. 1438 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,417 This feels good. 1439 01:19:11,419 --> 01:19:13,487 - ♪ Good vibrations ♪ - (LAUGHING) 1440 01:19:13,489 --> 01:19:15,521 The fool. 1441 01:19:15,523 --> 01:19:17,628 - (GOOD VIBRATIONS FADES) - (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT) 1442 01:19:21,630 --> 01:19:24,201 - (BABBLING) - (ALL SCREAMING) 1443 01:19:26,636 --> 01:19:27,572 (GASPS) 1444 01:19:39,619 --> 01:19:42,553 Whoa! His music is too powerful! 1445 01:19:42,555 --> 01:19:44,890 We're gonna need something even more positive. 1446 01:19:44,892 --> 01:19:46,161 Now, Drac! 1447 01:19:48,263 --> 01:19:50,499 (INTRO TO DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY PLAYING) 1448 01:19:54,604 --> 01:19:56,439 ♪ So don't worry 1449 01:19:57,907 --> 01:19:59,441 ♪ Be happy 1450 01:19:59,443 --> 01:20:00,608 ♪ Don't worry 1451 01:20:00,610 --> 01:20:03,278 - Really? - It has a nice message. 1452 01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,849 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1453 01:20:06,851 --> 01:20:08,516 ♪ Don't worry 1454 01:20:08,518 --> 01:20:10,019 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1455 01:20:10,021 --> 01:20:11,555 ♪ Be happy 1456 01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:13,022 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 1457 01:20:13,024 --> 01:20:15,792 I've had enough of this nonsense! 1458 01:20:15,794 --> 01:20:18,431 (PLAYING POUNDING, SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1459 01:20:19,032 --> 01:20:20,534 (LOW GROWL) 1460 01:20:25,506 --> 01:20:26,941 (RUMBLING) 1461 01:20:30,878 --> 01:20:33,046 (ALL SCREAMING) 1462 01:20:33,048 --> 01:20:35,786 (SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES) 1463 01:20:36,585 --> 01:20:38,485 (GROWLING) 1464 01:20:38,487 --> 01:20:41,823 Johnny, we need the most brain-dominating, 1465 01:20:41,825 --> 01:20:45,593 toe-tappinating song in the history of all the universe. 1466 01:20:45,595 --> 01:20:46,763 (GROWLING) 1467 01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:51,636 JONATHAN: Come on. Where is it? 1468 01:20:53,638 --> 01:20:55,773 I don't know! 1469 01:20:55,775 --> 01:20:57,474 There's too many choices. 1470 01:20:57,476 --> 01:21:00,011 (ELECTRONIC, SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES) 1471 01:21:00,013 --> 01:21:02,012 No, wait! 1472 01:21:02,014 --> 01:21:04,852 This is it. 1473 01:21:07,688 --> 01:21:09,088 (SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS) 1474 01:21:09,090 --> 01:21:12,428 (INTRO TO MACARENA PLAYING FAINTLY) 1475 01:21:17,633 --> 01:21:18,933 What the... 1476 01:21:18,935 --> 01:21:21,437 (MUSIC GROWING LOUDER) 1477 01:21:33,552 --> 01:21:35,421 Boy, that stinks. 1478 01:21:41,595 --> 01:21:43,961 It's working! 1479 01:21:43,963 --> 01:21:45,966 (MACARENA CONTINUES) 1480 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:55,743 Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. 1481 01:21:55,745 --> 01:21:57,077 I kind of like it. 1482 01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,815 WITCHES: Ooh! 1483 01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:03,720 (VLAD SINGS ALONG) 1484 01:22:05,122 --> 01:22:06,989 (SCREAMS) 1485 01:22:06,991 --> 01:22:08,560 - (MACARENA CONTINUES) - (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1486 01:22:10,595 --> 01:22:12,665 (MACARENA DROWNING OUT SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1487 01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:17,338 (DANCING TO THE TUNE OF MACARENA) 1488 01:22:19,505 --> 01:22:21,706 No! 1489 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:23,878 - (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES) - (HAPPY SHOUTS) 1490 01:22:41,531 --> 01:22:43,864 Argh! Ahhh! Whoo! 1491 01:22:43,866 --> 01:22:46,905 I'm a slave to the rhythm! 1492 01:22:48,772 --> 01:22:52,041 (SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA) 1493 01:22:52,043 --> 01:22:53,110 (SONG STOPS) 1494 01:22:53,112 --> 01:22:54,381 No! 1495 01:22:56,682 --> 01:22:58,615 Drac, what are you doing? 1496 01:22:58,617 --> 01:23:00,785 You got to be greater than the haters! 1497 01:23:00,787 --> 01:23:03,657 (SCREAMING) 1498 01:23:04,658 --> 01:23:06,428 - (WINGS FLAPPING) - Huh? 1499 01:23:16,571 --> 01:23:17,605 Why? 1500 01:23:17,607 --> 01:23:20,507 Why, after everything, 1501 01:23:20,509 --> 01:23:22,642 would you save my life? 1502 01:23:22,644 --> 01:23:26,080 Because basically we are all the same. 1503 01:23:26,082 --> 01:23:29,686 Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes. 1504 01:23:29,688 --> 01:23:31,720 - Green skin. - No skin. 1505 01:23:31,722 --> 01:23:33,121 - Prickly. - Brainy. 1506 01:23:33,123 --> 01:23:34,059 (BARKS) 1507 01:23:36,027 --> 01:23:37,998 (STAMMERS SOFTLY) 1508 01:23:38,798 --> 01:23:40,100 I'm sorry. 1509 01:23:41,834 --> 01:23:43,203 (MUFFLED YELLING) 1510 01:23:46,974 --> 01:23:48,975 Ew. (EXHALES) 1511 01:23:48,977 --> 01:23:51,113 You are amazing. 1512 01:24:01,791 --> 01:24:04,595 Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. 1513 01:24:05,829 --> 01:24:08,596 Come on, you can't deny it. 1514 01:24:08,598 --> 01:24:10,668 No! I'm too young to Zing! 1515 01:24:15,607 --> 01:24:17,807 Well, I feel kind of silly now. 1516 01:24:17,809 --> 01:24:21,646 Heh. For decades I have hunted your kind, 1517 01:24:21,648 --> 01:24:23,247 persecuted you. 1518 01:24:23,249 --> 01:24:24,886 (DISGRUNTLED CHATTER) 1519 01:24:26,287 --> 01:24:29,491 The only thing I can do to make it up to you is 1520 01:24:30,725 --> 01:24:32,024 give you 1521 01:24:32,026 --> 01:24:33,292 (STAMMERS) 1522 01:24:33,294 --> 01:24:35,296 a 30% refund. 1523 01:24:35,298 --> 01:24:37,800 - (ANGRY CHATTER) - Preposterous! 1524 01:24:39,168 --> 01:24:41,002 Oh, all right. 1525 01:24:41,004 --> 01:24:42,203 Full refund. 1526 01:24:42,205 --> 01:24:44,207 (ALL CHEERING) 1527 01:24:53,185 --> 01:24:55,919 (TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER) 1528 01:24:55,921 --> 01:24:57,920 (PANTING) 1529 01:24:57,922 --> 01:24:58,926 (SCREECHING) 1530 01:25:02,963 --> 01:25:04,598 (SNIFFING) 1531 01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:08,833 - (GROWLING) - (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING) 1532 01:25:08,835 --> 01:25:10,004 (TINKLES YIPPING) 1533 01:25:10,906 --> 01:25:12,806 (PUPPIES BARKING) 1534 01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:15,741 GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda, what happened to you guys? 1535 01:25:15,743 --> 01:25:18,345 CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like, hardly saw you on the cruise. 1536 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,647 Yeah, I know. 1537 01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:22,616 We got tranquilized and spent most of the trip locked in a closet. 1538 01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:25,323 (SIGHS) We're gonna book it again for the holidays. 1539 01:25:31,329 --> 01:25:32,828 Hi. Checking in? 1540 01:25:32,830 --> 01:25:34,865 Yes. Thank you. 1541 01:25:34,867 --> 01:25:36,836 - Great. I have a room all ready for you. - (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING) 1542 01:25:38,670 --> 01:25:40,839 Hey, buddy, would you mind? 1543 01:25:40,841 --> 01:25:41,943 - Sure thing, pal. - (ERICKA LAUGHS) 1544 01:25:45,945 --> 01:25:47,015 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1545 01:25:50,784 --> 01:25:52,320 (DRACULA GIGGLING) 1546 01:25:56,090 --> 01:25:57,791 (LAUGHING) 1547 01:25:57,793 --> 01:26:01,695 Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants? 1548 01:26:01,697 --> 01:26:03,730 Oh, nothing. 1549 01:26:03,732 --> 01:26:07,938 It's just, I wanted to make sure nobody would bother us. 1550 01:26:08,773 --> 01:26:10,371 Oh! Why? 1551 01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:13,042 Are you going to suck-a my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh. 1552 01:26:13,044 --> 01:26:14,245 (CHUCKLES) 1553 01:26:14,945 --> 01:26:16,747 No. 1554 01:26:16,749 --> 01:26:19,416 I was going to ask you 1555 01:26:19,418 --> 01:26:21,120 if you would marry me. 1556 01:26:22,288 --> 01:26:23,689 (INQUISITIVE GRUNT) 1557 01:26:23,691 --> 01:26:25,159 (GASPS) 1558 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:28,260 Well? What do you say? 1559 01:26:28,262 --> 01:26:29,797 Will you marry me? 1560 01:26:33,401 --> 01:26:35,739 (STAMMERS) I... I... 1561 01:26:36,471 --> 01:26:38,173 Woobee deeba doobee? 1562 01:26:39,942 --> 01:26:41,111 Wha... 1563 01:26:43,312 --> 01:26:45,815 I mean, I... woobee doobeedee? 1564 01:26:48,285 --> 01:26:49,719 (GROANS) 1565 01:26:49,721 --> 01:26:51,389 MONSTERS: What did she say? 1566 01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:54,726 Uh... I'm not sure. 1567 01:26:57,929 --> 01:26:59,263 Yes! 1568 01:26:59,265 --> 01:27:00,267 (GASPS) 1569 01:27:02,101 --> 01:27:03,836 Whee! 1570 01:27:07,274 --> 01:27:09,308 (CHEERING, WHOOPING) 1571 01:27:09,310 --> 01:27:11,047 - ♪ I see love - (GREMLIN CACKLING) 1572 01:27:12,313 --> 01:27:13,378 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1573 01:27:13,380 --> 01:27:16,381 ♪ I see love around me 1574 01:27:16,383 --> 01:27:19,055 - (GREMLIN CACKLES) - ♪ From a river to a flood 1575 01:27:21,057 --> 01:27:23,792 ♪ I see love around me 1576 01:27:23,794 --> 01:27:26,828 ♪ Love around me 1577 01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:30,833 ♪ All of you helped me find my heart 1578 01:27:30,835 --> 01:27:34,804 ♪ I didn't even know my name 1579 01:27:34,806 --> 01:27:38,375 ♪ Then I was blinded by the dark 1580 01:27:38,377 --> 01:27:41,512 ♪ My eyes will never look the same 1581 01:27:41,514 --> 01:27:45,115 ♪ Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1582 01:27:45,117 --> 01:27:49,120 ♪ Into the light as the night's coming down 1583 01:27:49,122 --> 01:27:52,858 ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now 1584 01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:54,930 ♪ We're focusing now 1585 01:27:55,997 --> 01:27:58,000 ♪ I see love 1586 01:28:00,235 --> 01:28:02,303 ♪ I see love around me 1587 01:28:02,305 --> 01:28:03,403 (CACKLING) 1588 01:28:03,405 --> 01:28:05,810 ♪ From a river to a flood 1589 01:28:07,578 --> 01:28:10,077 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (CACKLING) 1590 01:28:10,079 --> 01:28:11,083 (SCREAMS) 1591 01:28:12,918 --> 01:28:14,016 (MUSIC RESUMES) 1592 01:28:14,018 --> 01:28:16,155 ♪ From a river to a flood 1593 01:28:18,357 --> 01:28:20,958 ♪ I see love around me 1594 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,027 ♪ Love around me 1595 01:28:23,029 --> 01:28:26,997 ♪ Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1596 01:28:26,999 --> 01:28:30,870 ♪ Into the light as the night's coming down 1597 01:28:30,872 --> 01:28:34,206 - ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now - Ha-ha! 1598 01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:36,512 ♪ We're focusing now 1599 01:28:38,047 --> 01:28:39,579 (GRIFFIN WHOOPS, LAUGHS) 1600 01:28:39,581 --> 01:28:41,583 ♪ I see love 1601 01:28:41,585 --> 01:28:43,884 (MOTOR WHIRRING) 1602 01:28:43,886 --> 01:28:46,955 ♪ I see love around me 1603 01:28:46,957 --> 01:28:49,260 ♪ From a river to a flood 1604 01:28:51,328 --> 01:28:54,197 ♪ I see love around me 1605 01:28:54,199 --> 01:28:55,497 ♪ Love around me 1606 01:28:55,499 --> 01:28:58,003 ♪ I see love 1607 01:28:59,071 --> 01:29:02,340 ♪ I see love 1608 01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:04,813 ♪ From a river to a flood 1609 01:29:06,914 --> 01:29:09,550 - ♪ I see love around me - (BURPS) 1610 01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:13,151 ♪ I see love ♪ 1611 01:29:13,153 --> 01:29:15,290 (FLOAT PLAYING) 1612 01:29:20,262 --> 01:29:21,394 (GREMLIN CACKLING) 1613 01:29:21,396 --> 01:29:23,430 ♪ No, I can't be patient 1614 01:29:23,432 --> 01:29:25,433 ♪ Pullin' up in this spaceship 1615 01:29:25,435 --> 01:29:27,135 ♪ Don't need no destination 1616 01:29:27,137 --> 01:29:29,204 ♪ Baby, come on 1617 01:29:29,206 --> 01:29:31,506 ♪ Don't need to complicate this 1618 01:29:31,508 --> 01:29:33,642 ♪ We're lifting off of this pavement 1619 01:29:33,644 --> 01:29:37,381 ♪ I'll take you to that place where we can vibe on 1620 01:29:37,383 --> 01:29:41,318 ♪ There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1621 01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:45,990 ♪ So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1622 01:29:45,992 --> 01:29:49,196 ♪ Baby, let me get by your side 1623 01:29:50,196 --> 01:29:52,532 ♪ And hold on 1624 01:29:52,534 --> 01:29:55,237 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1625 01:29:56,637 --> 01:29:59,375 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1626 01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:03,380 ♪ Nothing else I'd rather do 1627 01:30:05,114 --> 01:30:10,084 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1628 01:30:10,086 --> 01:30:12,321 ♪ You, baby 1629 01:30:12,323 --> 01:30:14,290 - ♪ Away, yeah - (CACKLES) 1630 01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:16,291 ♪ Away, yeah 1631 01:30:16,293 --> 01:30:18,163 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1632 01:30:19,565 --> 01:30:22,032 ♪ Sun over that ocean 1633 01:30:22,034 --> 01:30:24,135 - ♪ Sippin' on that potion - (CRASHING) 1634 01:30:24,137 --> 01:30:27,008 ♪ Don't matter where we rollin', baby, come on 1635 01:30:28,275 --> 01:30:30,141 ♪ Your love prescription 1636 01:30:30,143 --> 01:30:32,110 ♪ Is gettin' me so lifted 1637 01:30:32,112 --> 01:30:36,083 ♪ 'Bout to take this trip where we can vibe on 1638 01:30:36,085 --> 01:30:38,584 ♪ There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1639 01:30:38,586 --> 01:30:40,387 ♪ Slow ride 1640 01:30:40,389 --> 01:30:43,023 ♪ So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1641 01:30:43,025 --> 01:30:44,459 ♪ More vibes 1642 01:30:44,461 --> 01:30:47,299 ♪ Baby, let me get by your side 1643 01:30:48,566 --> 01:30:51,166 ♪ And hold on 1644 01:30:51,168 --> 01:30:55,337 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1645 01:30:55,339 --> 01:30:59,610 - ♪ Wanna float away with you - (GREMLINS CACKLE) 1646 01:30:59,612 --> 01:31:02,545 ♪ Nothing else I'd rather do 1647 01:31:02,547 --> 01:31:03,681 (WHOOPING) 1648 01:31:03,683 --> 01:31:06,151 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1649 01:31:06,153 --> 01:31:07,552 ♪ Float 1650 01:31:07,554 --> 01:31:11,159 ♪ Wanna float away with you ♪ 1651 01:31:13,395 --> 01:31:15,364 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1652 01:31:15,366 --> 01:31:20,366 Subtitles by explosiveskull 112556

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