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可以给一个吗？
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《动物之家婚礼记》
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知道怎么了吗？
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不知道
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我们抗议资讯严重不足
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下周要行经这里的车队
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我们知道有五个货柜的
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高放射性废料将通过…
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抱歉，你还好吗？
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她不舒服，谁有钥匙？
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那边那个人，米榭
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其实我跟他们不是一伙的
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跟谁？
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铐在铁轨上那些人
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他们在路边发牛角面包
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我拿了一个跟着走
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他们铐手铐我就跟着做
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你要喝什麽？
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啤酒 ﹣两瓶啤酒
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你是出於好奇？
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算是吧
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你有点夸张
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肚子饿哪里夸张了
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不认识却信任他们
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你不自我介绍吗？
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糟了
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让我来
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为什麽拉住我？
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你会把脸摔烂
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这是往哪里的车？ ﹣里蒙
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里蒙？我绝对不能去里蒙
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你要去哪里？ ﹣比亚里茨
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妈的
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他走了
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你非去比亚里茨不可吗？
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算是吧，我要去找一个好姊妹
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不能晚个几天吗？
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为什麽？
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我跟你提个提议
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什麽？
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是这样的
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你陪我去我爸家
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你陪我去，待个几天就走
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我去你爸家干嘛？
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他要结婚了，我是说再婚
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我希望有人陪
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谁都不想一个人喝喜酒
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你没有别人可找吗？
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目前没有
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原本也没想到，直到见到你
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你非常合适
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你是想找个应召女郎
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你要这样想我也无所谓，你要吗？
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才不要
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但我不想和你上床
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幸好，想了就恐怖
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这个要说清楚 ﹣没错
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但你的家人会…
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我们会穿帮的很明显
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不会，相信我
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我叫阿宝 ﹣萝拉
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说定了吗，萝拉？
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我还不确定
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你欠我人情，我救了你
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我没要你帮，我可没欠你
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那就当是在玩
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你很爱玩吧？
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我付你…每天50欧元
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待个3、4天就有钱去比亚里茨
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有何不可？
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太好了
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你不怕动物吧？
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不怕，我养过三只猫
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（第一章：假想的女友）
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真是太夸张了
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你知道你多好命吗？
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大概吧
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等等，你在动物园长大耶
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你怎麽了？
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火车遭遇攻击，待会告诉你
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你好，萝拉
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维吉
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我在忙，不能过去
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可以亲亲新娘子吗？
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她是萝拉
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你不说，就带回来
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对
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你就是这样，萝拉你好
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你好，我就不握手了
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不用
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你为什麽把手塞进去？
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好分析牠的粪便
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其实不脏，我是在帮牠
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原来如此
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要看两个头的鹿宝宝吗？
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好啊
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你来帮我
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我们待会过去
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帮我拿一下
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交往很久了吗？
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有一阵子了
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你没在算
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对
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很好
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萝拉你还好吗？
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我出去透透气
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怎麽样？
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好恐怖
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你要看吗？
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晚一点
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很顺利
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我有说服力吗？
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当然
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你不怕我会突槌？
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为什麽会？
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我对你一无所知
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真的情侣会知道彼此的各种小事
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像是什麽？
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像是…你爱听什麽音乐
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爱吃的鸡肉部位
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不必知道那种事
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除了鸡肉还有什麽重要须知吗？
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没有了
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有，你妈呢？
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在我小时候死了，被老虎杀死
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我才不信
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是真的
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妈的，我很遗憾
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阿宝，他们会发现…
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我们不同挂，我一生平静无波
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你妈被老虎吃掉
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对我来说很正常啊
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就像她是死於车祸
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要是我妈死於车祸就好了
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真的情侣总是意见不同
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「鲁瓦扬假期2年前，不，3年前」
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这样就会逼真
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我们得在别人面前接吻吗？
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没必要
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但如果要亲，我不想有意外状况
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我宁可先试亲
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现在？
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幸好有亲，我心轻松多了
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你说要早点到？
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是啊
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她是萝拉，我妹妹柯琳
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你好
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你好
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只剩四只？
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对，死了也没办法补
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为什麽？
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没蛋，没钱
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这是海鹦吗？
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是企鹅
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有什麽差别？
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海鹦会飞，逃走还得去追
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企鹅不会飞
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但牠会做好玩的事
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比方说？
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能预测未来
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真的？
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你问阿宝
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真的假的？
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真的
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企鹅能回答你的问题
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你有想知道的事吗？
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有
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什麽？
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你是不是真心爱我
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好吧
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如果企鹅吃左手扔的鱼
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就代表我是真心爱你
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吃右手扔的就代表不是
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那只叫什麽？
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叫芬杜斯
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好，你把鱼扔进水里
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三、二、一
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牠吃哪一手扔的？
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右手，代表不是
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真好啊
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你的主意一定能成功
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神算企鹅
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也许吧
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绝对可以
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动物园都需要动物明星
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我们就有先知芬杜斯
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但芬杜斯是骗子
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你怎麽知道？
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也许牠没错，他不是你未来老公
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抱歉这麽直白
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你知道企鹅妈妈怎麽喂宝宝吗？
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不知道
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要示范给她看吗？
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不用了
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为什麽？她不知道啊
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我们来教她
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就是这样喂的
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来谈一下婚礼的事
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准备好了吗？
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怎样？
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佩姬不想结了
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靠，我就知道
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是婚前恐慌？
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佩姬？才不是
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善变女人心？
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是喔
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一定出了什麽事
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不知道，也许吧
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真是乱七八糟
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她想离开他？
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应该不是，不会的你想嘛
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爸已经够烦了，被甩还得了
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所以喜宴取消了？
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显然是
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这麽临时，我们会血本无归
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你要结婚吗？
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我？
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蛋糕、客人都有，你换上礼服就好
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爸要怎麽办？
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不知道
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他得了湿疹，你觉得有关吗？
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湿疹？
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就是一直有死皮脱落
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那是一种反应吧？
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妈的
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我本来就不期待，这下子更糟
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你怎麽没先告诉我？
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她今天才告诉爸
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少拿我当笨蛋，你哪天知道的？
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星期三，有什麽差别吗？
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不知道
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那我就不会来了
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所以我才没告诉你，我想见你
234
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:22,958
要小心野驴一直跑进去
235
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:26,166
牠们会把羚羊的乾草都吃光
236
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,083
那明天调整活门？
237
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,375
得封起来才行
238
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,083
公野驴会靠在门上
239
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,458
技师有想办法吗？
240
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,291
也讲过几次了
241
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,625
那能怎麽做？
242
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,166
降低中间的卡榫？
243
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,041
对
244
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:45,541
或封死，我觉得牠用头把门顶起来
245
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,541
柯琳，给你一个工作
246
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,291
明天把黄粉虫清乾净 ﹣好
247
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可以吗？
248
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,666
很快就能好
249
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,541
我上星期也清过
250
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,875
柯琳的外套是什麽？
251
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,208
熊皮
252
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,083
她小时候死掉的一头熊
253
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,541
然後呢？
254
00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:07,250
就这样，你都没有泰迪熊吗？
255
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,916
我有梦奇奇
256
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,416
我们有真熊
257
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:13,958
所以…她把它做成外套？
258
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:14,875
对
259
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,125
她整天都穿着吗？
260
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,250
对
261
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,208
客人很喜欢
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00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,125
小朋友会来看她，习惯了
263
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,250
不只是外套
264
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,333
柯琳认为她是熊
265
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,750
她有一半是熊
266
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你骗人
267
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是真的
268
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,708
她当然知道她不是熊，不过…
269
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,250
其实…
270
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我想问你一个问题
271
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,708
你是同性恋吗？
272
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为什麽要问？
273
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,166
不知道，我想说…
274
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,750
你找人当假女友
275
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:59,791
是要让家里相信你非同性恋
276
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:03,791
我不是同志，我喜欢女生
277
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,750
放心，我不会睡床上
278
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,458
我无所谓
279
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,083
确定？
280
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:08,791
对，确定
281
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:11,083
除非你怕那个会有反应…
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00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:11,750
不会的
283
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:12,333
确定？
284
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,250
放心
285
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,625
明天见
286
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:19,166
晚安
287
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,750
谢谢
288
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,041
要吗？
289
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,083
要
290
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,333
如何？你有感觉吗
291
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,041
没问题
292
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:23,958
你要我待到几时？
293
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,166
尽量久
294
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:30,083
我能待到星期五，然後就得走了
295
00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:37,875
你觉得我身材好吗？
296
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,125
OK啊
297
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,333
你只说得出OK吗？
298
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,166
我觉得身材蛮好的
299
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:47,541
肩膀不会太宽吗？
300
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,666
我喜欢
301
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,250
66欧元
302
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:57,833
写下来，他没算
303
00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:59,125
接下来是…
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00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:02,541
香芽蕉，1.1欧元
305
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,083
200公斤葡萄，2.5欧元
306
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,458
他呢？
307
00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:09,208
在楼下
308
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,250
你们要去吗？
309
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:36,250
你好啊儿子
310
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,250
你觉得我老了吗？
311
00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:41,708
看不出来啊
312
00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:50,833
我都不知道会再见到你
313
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,541
我不是来了吗？
314
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,625
我很高兴
315
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,333
你在干嘛？
316
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,166
治疗我的皮肤疹
317
00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:03,208
你跟佩姬怎麽了？
318
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,416
什麽事？
319
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:06,083
我以为她想办婚礼
320
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,666
那个啊，小事情
321
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:11,541
到底是什麽样的小事？
322
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:14,666
跟芳欣有点小误会
323
00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:15,916
你的前女友？
324
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:18,125
对
325
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,250
你跟芳欣回锅炒吗？
326
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,125
对…不是不是
327
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,166
情况比较复杂
328
00:24:24,791 --> 00:24:26,625
这是温泉鱼疗
329
00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:40,250
爸
330
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,458
你跟佩姬到底怎麽了？
331
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,791
其实就是我去找芳欣
332
00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:50,041
去跟她说彻底分手
333
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:54,083
我想把事情处理好，好好娶佩姬
334
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:57,083
芳欣跟我要最後一吻
335
00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,166
我哪能拒绝？那太不礼貌了
336
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,958
佩姬不会因一个吻喊卡
337
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:07,083
吻着吻着就摸了摸…
338
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,166
他上了她
339
00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:12,708
基本上，芳欣想做最後一次
340
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:18,083
做到一半我突然觉得很虚弱
341
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,166
然後头就昏了
342
00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,875
等等…
343
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,708
所以你头昏的时候
344
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:26,958
不是在修理长颈鹿棚
345
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:30,458
而是在跟芳欣嘿咻？
346
00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,541
那还真是便宜你了
347
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,416
佩姬大可砍了你的头
348
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:39,166
我知道，但我不会放弃
349
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,166
所以才想跟你们讨论<
350
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:45,166
我们就这麽做：假装没事发生
351
00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:47,125
然後呢？
352
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:08,791
然後呢？
353
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,083
然後…
354
00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,250
我什麽都不取消
355
00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:15,333
市公所典礼、喜宴、客人
356
00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:17,083
全都保留
357
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:19,541
但不告诉佩姬，你们要帮忙
358
00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:22,000
佩姬因为你乱来不嫁你
359
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:25,375
结果你能做的是装没事？
360
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,583
我说要请你们帮忙
361
00:26:27,708 --> 00:26:30,875
这个家庭可以互相一下吗？
362
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:35,708
她当然很震惊
363
00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,000
她在生气，很麻烦
364
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:42,916
但我觉得我必须把握机会
365
00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:46,666
我相信她心里还是想嫁给我
366
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:49,250
她的眼神很清楚，我没看错
367
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,333
不成功便成仁
368
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,875
所以？你们觉得呢？
369
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,375
柯琳？
370
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,208
太扯了，你真是好大胆
371
00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:02,041
但也别无选择，你得放手去做
372
00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:03,083
那当然
373
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:06,083
等等，什麽叫放手去做？
374
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,041
盛大举办啊
375
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:11,041
请乐队、放烟火
376
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:13,208
热气球、小丑
377
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,208
小丑？要干嘛？
378
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,541
逗大家笑啊
379
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:21,125
办婚礼耶，本来就要好玩
380
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,791
我靠，你没幽默感
381
00:27:22,916 --> 00:27:25,458
是没有，幸好我很正经
382
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:27,375
柯琳才正经
383
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,625
不对，她是能干
384
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,750
正经跟能干不一样
385
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:36,000
那就问她要怎麽请小丑放烟火
386
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,958
你没钱了爸
387
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:42,166
爸，我说的放手去做
388
00:27:42,291 --> 00:27:45,250
不是说婚礼要轰动
389
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,291
我是说你还有几天可以赔罪
390
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:52,625
把她的心赢回来，懂吗？
391
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,083
我当然会赔罪，拚命赔罪
392
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:58,041
你跟芳欣真的切了吗？
393
00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:00,750
你其他那些旧情人呢？
394
00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:02,666
她们都懂吗？ ﹣懂啦
395
00:28:02,791 --> 00:28:03,666
都解决了？
396
00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:05,416
我不知道，不要逼我了
397
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:07,208
我说过我会赔罪
398
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:11,125
跟那些旧情人像芳欣那样，做个了结
399
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,333
一定要跟她们切
400
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,041
不能顺便嘿咻
401
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:17,708
对，打电话或传简讯
402
00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,083
「再见」
403
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,083
当然不能打电话
404
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,250
当然可以
405
00:28:23,666 --> 00:28:25,375
好啦
406
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,708
这样可以吗？
407
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,708
你不能把女人当山猫来驯服
408
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,833
我不是问你对女人的看法
409
00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,416
婚礼的事我能不能指望你
410
00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:36,166
怎麽样？
411
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:38,375
好，可以
412
00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:47,041
我就知道你们觉得我会轻易放弃
413
00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:48,916
你们这些小鬼
414
00:28:55,166 --> 00:29:03,875
（第二章：从一而终的男人）
415
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:49,250
第1号发明
416
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,083
宝宝拖把
417
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,041
帮牠们换水了吗？
418
00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:46,208
换了
419
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,791
莱诺呼叫佩姬，松鼠猴3号状况
420
00:31:07,916 --> 00:31:09,000
可以过来吗？
421
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:11,083
10分钟後过去
422
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:25,000
你们来看，这里也被抓过
423
00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:34,666
野猪想钻进去，今年冬天有狐狸来
424
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:36,958
有看见坏掉的围栏吗？
425
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,333
整个都要重围才行
426
00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:42,083
围篱也得用水泥固定
427
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,750
怎麽不动用经费？
428
00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,250
因为不行
429
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083
我不懂，这个很重要
430
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:51,583
我们没那个财力，补好就没事了
431
00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:57,125
拉开来
432
00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:02,291
立起来
433
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:04,375
可以吗？ ﹣可以
434
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:11,541
我说婚礼取消你就不会来了？
435
00:32:12,041 --> 00:32:13,625
对
436
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,291
真扯
437
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:18,000
为何都不回来了，因为爸？
438
00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:20,000
不是
439
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,541
你不怀念吗？
440
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:23,708
什麽？
441
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,958
我不知道，这一切
442
00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:31,416
这个空间…这个风…这个园区
443
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,208
我喜欢都市生活
444
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:36,625
那你不想我们吗？
445
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,166
不需要时刻相见
446
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,166
那女游客呢？
447
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:45,500
看着我，那些荷兰妹
448
00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:48,416
希尔妲、莎丝琪亚、芙兰珂
449
00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:49,500
是芬珂
450
00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:54,291
哪一个是芬珂？给你破处那个？
451
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:56,791
我没跟芬珂做，是你
452
00:32:56,916 --> 00:32:58,000
你不记得了？
453
00:32:58,083 --> 00:33:00,083
是你 ﹣是我？
454
00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:03,916
看我们发现什麽？
455
00:33:12,666 --> 00:33:13,875
不是小孩子弄的
456
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,166
不太可能
457
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:16,583
我把牠带去焚化炉
458
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:18,541
不，我解剖以防万一
459
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:19,875
你觉得是什麽？
460
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,416
我觉得是狗
461
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,625
不只一只？
462
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,500
我有看见脚印
463
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,458
两、三只吧，我不确定
464
00:33:36,791 --> 00:33:40,125
过来，来帮忙
465
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:51,625
靠！我已经10年没搞砸美奶滋了
466
00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,416
不知为何我现在什麽都做不好
467
00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:58,083
你会做美乃滋吗？
468
00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,000
不会
469
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,750
没差啦，你好
470
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,750
你好，我是萝拉
471
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,083
你是跟阿宝来的？
472
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:09,458
对
473
00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:11,166
你有被邀请观礼吗？
474
00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:12,666
没有
475
00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:15,208
对不起，我无意冒犯
476
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:18,250
我有时会忘东忘西
477
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:23,000
夏天修理长颈鹿棚又出现头昏
478
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,875
再加上婚礼，我都混乱了
479
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:26,875
而且我们不认识
480
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,958
我们是没见过
481
00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,708
你知道阿宝在哪里吗？
482
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:33,208
他跟佩姬、维吉去动物园区
483
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:35,000
去检查栅栏
484
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,666
你要喝茶吗？ ﹣咖啡？
485
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,041
这是你的小孩？ ﹣对
486
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,500
（荷兰语）
487
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,583
「最後的莫西干人」
488
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,166
为什麽说这个？
489
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:56,666
动物园即将走到尽头，已经不行了
490
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:02,291
不只动物园，别的东西会取而代之
491
00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:06,041
这是外套那只熊吗？
492
00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:07,416
对
493
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:11,166
这张柯琳多大？
494
00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,750
不知道，2、3岁吧
495
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:15,916
柯琳有天生的技能
496
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:18,625
她能看出生病的动物
497
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:21,958
三个小孩里她最像我
498
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:22,625
是吗？
499
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,208
连缺点也像
500
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:31,250
维吉像他妈，比较是个组织者
501
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,666
他那样也很好
502
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:35,333
那阿宝呢？
503
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,166
完全不一样，他最有前途
504
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:42,458
他很会…我带你去
505
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:47,458
他８岁时发明了这东西
506
00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:53,125
名字我不记得，「香槟」什麽的
507
00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:57,083
也许什麽「伞」之类的
508
00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:02,083
好，看好罗
509
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:05,291
希望会成功
510
00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:19,000
很棒吧？
511
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,125
很棒，是干嘛用的？
512
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,250
回收瓶塞
513
00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:25,583
作用不大，但是很棒
514
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:26,333
你不喜欢吗？
515
00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:28,333
我喜欢
516
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,166
他发明过很多东西吗？
517
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:36,958
很多
518
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:40,125
但这个是他为我发明的
519
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:51,375
我为什麽都见不到他了？你知道吗？
520
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:55,166
是我不好，我们太黏了
521
00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:58,500
那就没关系
522
00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:27,708
你要走就走吧，我来收尾
523
00:37:27,833 --> 00:37:28,708
你确定吗？
524
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:30,500
确定
525
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,208
你今天不是想去找你妹？
526
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,125
是啊
527
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,083
那就去吧
528
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:39,458
慢慢来，下午就休息
529
00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:42,166
好啊，谢谢
530
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:04,458
赛西儿？我是麦斯
531
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,208
你好吗？
532
00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:11,125
赛西儿，你知道我喜欢你
533
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:14,916
我不知道该怎麽说，但…
534
00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:19,708
我希望我们断绝往来
535
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:25,208
我要娶佩姬了
536
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:30,833
对，谢谢，你真好
537
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,166
好…
538
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:36,000
删掉我的电话，我会删掉你的
539
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:37,791
这样最好
540
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:15,416
不可能，伊莎贝儿
541
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:20,166
你明知不可能生什麽小孩
542
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,833
佛萝伦丝是谁？哪个佛萝伦丝？
543
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:29,125
喔，佛罗伦斯的城市
544
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:31,333
「翡冷翠」
545
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:36,083
我说要带你参观佛罗伦斯？
546
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,583
但是我又没去过
547
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:43,750
什麽？
548
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:48,250
好，我去死一死，好
549
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,833
这首歌很棒，很适合你们
550
00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:57,083
才怪，差得远了
551
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,125
歌很可爱，但不能这样开场
552
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,291
是我的婚礼，不是你们的
553
00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:05,208
而且我会头昏，需要…
554
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,916
慢一点的歌
555
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,208
那我有另一首
556
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,833
你们在干嘛？
557
00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:16,041
替第一支舞选歌
558
00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:27,666
这里有点紧，还有时间修改
559
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:29,666
又不是我要结婚，麦斯
560
00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:30,791
你明明知道
561
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,625
但你们个头差不多
562
00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:37,083
但佩姬比较苗条，我比较…
563
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,625
我比较宽，修改也没用
564
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:42,125
我没办法光靠想像
565
00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:26,291
你在唱什麽？
566
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:30,208
我不知道，广播在播的
567
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,041
你要做番茄煎蛋
568
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:33,958
对
569
00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:34,750
高兴吗？
570
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,041
当然
571
00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:37,500
要我切蒜头吗？
572
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:39,375
好啊
573
00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:45,750
你今天做了什麽？
574
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,291
我见了抽水池的罗宏
575
00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:50,958
谈河马围栏的事
576
00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:53,083
我知道
577
00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:56,416
你的手机故障吗？我找了你整天
578
00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:58,083
它一直闹脾气
579
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:02,041
也不知道怎麽了，都不响
580
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,125
不是谁打都闹脾气啊
581
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:13,041
你接啊
582
00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:16,166
一定是她，或哪个妹子
583
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:21,125
不要，你少来，够了
584
00:46:20,291 --> 00:46:23,541
两个头的动物有存活过吗？
585
00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:25,041
饿吗？ ﹣不饿
586
00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:27,125
很少，通常很快就死
587
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:31,041
有些双头猫活了13年，叫雅努斯猫
588
00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:31,875
真的吗？
589
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,500
对，就是罗马神话的双面神
590
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,750
看的方向完全相反
591
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:39,250
好酷
592
00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,083
你跟阿宝怎麽认识的？
593
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:47,208
在火车上
594
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:50,708
火车？什麽火车？
595
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:53,000
往布鲁塞尔的火车
596
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:54,791
我们被困在车厢上…
597
00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:56,875
我不能跟她说话吗？
598
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,125
其实是我渴的要命
599
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:03,458
你哥就帮我拿水来
600
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:06,000
好浪漫
601
00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:07,833
第一次约会去哪里？
602
00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,041
第一次约会？
603
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,125
其实他带我上酒吧
604
00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:16,125
这就是你所谓有创意？
605
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,333
其实很有创意
606
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:20,041
那是个ICE BAR（冰吧）
607
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:22,875
那是什麽？ ﹣ICE BAR
608
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,458
冰吧就是酒吧，但内装是冰做的
609
00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:29,041
就像在冰屋里面
610
00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:33,083
门口会发滑雪外套，很棒
611
00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:36,041
你有毛皮外套会很喜欢
612
00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:39,708
要是你没发现，我可不是北极熊
613
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:43,500
好怪的第一次约会
614
00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:46,583
不会啊，我很喜欢，我喜欢冷
615
00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:48,166
你哥正中红心
616
00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:49,250
你对这一区熟吗？
617
00:47:49,375 --> 00:47:53,041
不熟，再往南的巴斯克就熟
618
00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:54,500
我要去那里工作
619
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,166
做什麽？
620
00:47:56,291 --> 00:47:58,083
与朋友帮人画刺青
621
00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:02,958
刺青，真好，你可要画给我看
622
00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:07,083
怎样？我一直想刺青都不敢
623
00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:08,666
你觉得我太老了吗？
624
00:48:08,791 --> 00:48:09,583
一点也不会
625
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:10,250
你觉得会
626
00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:12,125
我什麽也没说
627
00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:13,916
你要帮谁画？
628
00:48:14,041 --> 00:48:17,750
看有谁在啊，观光客…
629
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:19,083
你要在露营地晃荡？
630
00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:21,750
你为什麽这麽冲，柯琳
631
00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:25,166
我们不去露营地，我们都在市集
632
00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:27,666
你８月也采收玉米吗？
633
00:48:27,791 --> 00:48:30,291
今年没有，但是偶尔会
634
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:33,083
她在探索世界，四处旅行
635
00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:36,458
是啊，在观光客大屁股上画骷髅头
636
00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,625
也叫做「探索世界」
637
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,833
你不也跟观光客接触吗？
638
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:43,000
真可爱啊，帮她说话
639
00:48:43,125 --> 00:48:43,833
他真的迷上了
640
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:46,791
你说啊，你都没卖泰迪熊给观光客？
641
00:48:46,916 --> 00:48:47,916
现在没有了
642
00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:49,041
但是你卖过
643
00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:50,125
15岁的时候
644
00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,625
你把我跟15岁小孩混为一谈
645
00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:53,416
我现在没有了
646
00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:56,125
是吗？那你都干嘛？
647
00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,958
我每天早上在厨房帮忙
648
00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:01,500
我们每天准备600公斤饲料
649
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,166
干得好
650
00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:05,708
但你以前卖过泰迪熊
651
00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,291
而且装成灰熊在卖
652
00:49:07,416 --> 00:49:11,041
我从来就没有装过
653
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:13,416
不要乱扔食物
654
00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:24,166
没事的，不要慌
655
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,583
还好吗？
656
00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:39,958
第27号发明
657
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:44,791
防迷路儿童鞋
658
00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:21,291
第42号发明
659
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:25,833
一起吸烟管
660
00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:34,250
面包板喂鸟器
661
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:38,083
好夸张的构造
662
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:41,208
装了一根管子往外伸
663
00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:43,083
你真的不能参加婚礼吗？
664
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,000
不行，就算我想也不行
665
00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:48,291
洗发精保护器
666
00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:53,500
好厉害
667
00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:54,916
这些手册是你做的？
668
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:56,541
不是
669
00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:58,250
是你妈吗？
670
00:51:58,375 --> 00:51:59,666
不，是柯琳
671
00:51:59,791 --> 00:52:03,958
是柯琳？她真的好用心
672
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:06,666
大约一百种发明都编了号
673
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:10,166
还有种类索引，真夸张
674
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:11,166
收起来不要看了
675
00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,750
你妹有男朋友吗？
676
00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:14,083
没有
677
00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:15,541
你确定？
678
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,500
她没交过男朋友
679
00:52:18,416 --> 00:52:19,958
等等
680
00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:24,833
她都没跟人上过床？
681
00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:26,208
男人都没兴趣
682
00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,125
为什麽？她很漂亮
683
00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:31,083
是怎麽了，除了那身熊皮？
684
00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:32,583
她说因为她臭
685
00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:33,541
她臭？
686
00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:35,291
别说你没注意到
687
00:52:35,416 --> 00:52:38,250
她为什麽臭？因为不洗澡
688
00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:41,000
当然有洗，你在说什麽
689
00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:42,625
是熊皮的关系
690
00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:44,166
怎麽不乾脆不穿了？
691
00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:47,875
没差，味道已经渗透
692
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,291
洗了澡也有
693
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,458
那味道很强烈，没什麽女人味
694
00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:57,041
一定有些男人闻了会兴奋
695
00:52:57,166 --> 00:52:59,083
像是垃圾工人？
696
00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:02,083
你好香，好像蛋糕
697
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:04,041
这个主意好，垃圾工人
698
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,208
够了喔
699
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:06,208
我想闻你
700
00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:07,166
不行
701
00:53:07,291 --> 00:53:08,708
你应该是我女朋友
702
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:11,000
我可没收钱让你闻
703
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:14,250
好吧，你要多少？
704
00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:17,083
我有…
705
00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:19,041
20欧元
706
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:20,625
想都别想
707
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,750
20欧元让我闻胸部
708
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:25,083
不行，做梦吧你
709
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,166
闻乳沟？
710
00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:29,291
不行，太色了，要更多
711
00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:30,000
闻脚？
712
00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:31,583
不行，太脏
713
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:32,541
闻跗关节？
714
00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:35,750
跗关节是哪里？
715
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:41,333
这里
716
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:14,041
你已经闻够本了
717
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:16,166
你干嘛？
718
00:54:16,291 --> 00:54:19,791
我想眯一下，最好是一个人
719
00:54:19,916 --> 00:54:21,083
可以请你出去吗？
720
00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:23,083
我都杠起来了，我怎麽办？
721
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:26,541
你会有办法的，你是天才
722
00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:30,625
是我
723
00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,583
我在泡澡
724
00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:37,041
开门！
725
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:41,166
开门啦，有一根刺突出来了
726
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,250
它在刺痛
727
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,416
你在打手枪吗？
728
00:55:08,583 --> 00:55:09,750
让个位子
729
00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:11,125
我想要一个人
730
00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:13,083
你当然想
731
00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:18,958
让开
732
00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,583
水好冷
733
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:31,583
记得妈的熊宝宝洗法吗？
734
00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:39,958
「脚趾头之间一定要好好洗」
735
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:44,291
乾净了 ﹣别闹了
736
00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:51,833
你不会现在要剃吧？
737
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,083
为什麽不行？
738
00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:55,791
熊什麽时候需要刮毛了
739
00:55:55,916 --> 00:55:58,500
我外套底下要很光滑才行
740
00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:01,083
我警告你
741
00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:04,166
要是有毛掉进来，我就撒尿
742
00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:10,125
你对萝拉那样是在演哪出？
743
00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:13,791
她承受不了吗？
744
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,041
不要去烦她
745
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:20,166
所以你恋爱了吗？
746
00:56:20,291 --> 00:56:22,166
当然
747
00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:25,083
看不出来吗？
748
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:27,041
你这样问我
749
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:30,375
好像需要我知道是或不是
750
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,083
你真的好烦
751
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:36,333
你觉得她怎麽样？
752
00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:38,125
披着狼皮的小绵羊
753
00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:40,333
我懂了 ﹣她假装是狼
754
00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:43,833
内心却跟小绵羊一样柔弱
755
00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:46,416
维吉今年为什麽爆量留言给我？
756
00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:49,166
不知，他说什麽？
757
00:56:49,291 --> 00:56:53,708
说你去年夏天吃蓝莓和果乾激胖
758
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:56,333
整个冬天都在睡觉
759
00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,041
我也没办法
760
00:56:58,125 --> 00:57:01,041
维吉老爱念我，我冬天需要休息
761
00:57:01,166 --> 00:57:03,000
够了柯琳
762
00:57:03,125 --> 00:57:05,958
不要假装你真的需要冬眠
763
00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:12,041
已经太过火了吧？
764
00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:15,041
熊不熊的也该停了吧？
765
00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:17,666
不
766
00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:20,125
维吉留一大堆言给你
767
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:23,166
是要你担心赶回来
768
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,833
为什麽要那样？
769
00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:27,958
不知，你怎麽不问他？
770
00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:31,208
（第三章：吃草根的女孩）
771
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,666
你要干嘛？
772
00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:42,500
我来代替柯琳，可以吗？
773
00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:44,416
可以
774
00:59:58,916 --> 01:00:00,958
这个叫什麽来着？
775
01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:01,666
那是秋葵
776
01:00:01,791 --> 01:00:04,041
也对，秋葵
777
01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:07,000
平常叫羊角豆，秋天才叫秋葵
778
01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:09,541
对，我知道
779
01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:12,208
开玩笑的
780
01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:14,166
两个都可以
781
01:00:14,291 --> 01:00:16,208
跟季节没有关系
782
01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:18,416
少爱现了
783
01:00:18,541 --> 01:00:20,125
我不是在爱现
784
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,500
那麽聪明却在炸鱼薯条店上班
785
01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:23,916
抱歉… ﹣怎样？
786
01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:26,250
那样叫自毁人生
787
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,625
拜托不要戴妈的帽子
788
01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:33,125
你在哪里找到的？
789
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,208
卧室
790
01:00:39,416 --> 01:00:40,750
我已经不在餐馆了
791
01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:43,000
是吗？那你在干嘛？
792
01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,083
我修电梯
793
01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:49,125
别闹了
794
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:51,041
我没有闹
795
01:00:51,708 --> 01:00:54,125
你懂什麽电梯？
796
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,500
学啊，又不复杂
797
01:00:56,875 --> 01:00:59,708
钢缆、绞盘、滚轮、电子系统
798
01:00:59,833 --> 01:01:01,916
好像你有兴趣似的
799
01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:03,041
并没有
800
01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,083
你在整我们
801
01:01:04,166 --> 01:01:06,583
天生适合动物园却浪费生命
802
01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:09,083
修电梯耶
803
01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,708
在这里的应该是你
804
01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:13,333
你做得很好啊
805
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:15,833
我并不是天生就会
806
01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:19,458
这是你第二天性，什麽秋葵冬葵
807
01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:22,166
我哪记得住？
808
01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:26,000
知道你让我想起什麽吗？ ﹣不知
809
01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:29,125
巴布 ﹣是吗？
810
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,000
那只臭猩猩
811
01:01:31,083 --> 01:01:34,166
老是心情不爽，躲着游客
812
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:36,666
其他猩猩表演单脚旋转
813
01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:40,125
但客人就只想看巴布
814
01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:41,208
我一直都不懂
815
01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:42,250
巴布很好啊
816
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:44,875
才怪，牠很混蛋
817
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,875
就这样
818
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,666
牠根本不配受到喜爱
819
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:50,958
就和你一样
820
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:53,166
我不喜欢那只猴子
821
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:56,208
我也不喜欢你
822
01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:58,583
帮一下忙
823
01:02:04,875 --> 01:02:06,166
你心情不爽吗？
824
01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:09,000
我还有别的坏消息
825
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:11,083
那就说啊
826
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,291
我们要卖掉动物园
827
01:02:14,791 --> 01:02:16,250
什麽意思？
828
01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:17,916
我们没钱了，你不懂吗？
829
01:02:18,041 --> 01:02:18,625
懂什麽？
830
01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:21,000
所以才找你回来
831
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:25,166
有文件要签，我已跟银行交涉了
832
01:02:28,166 --> 01:02:29,625
要问什麽就问吧
833
01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:32,333
好，是谁要接？
834
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:37,000
没有买家
835
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:41,916
放心，我会把动物送到国外动物园
836
01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,083
那柯琳呢？
837
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:48,041
她还不知道
838
01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:52,166
我们尽量以平和的方式让她明白
839
01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:54,583
你真是混蛋
840
01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:58,000
我还以为你担心她
841
01:02:58,125 --> 01:02:59,833
我不担心吗？
842
01:02:59,958 --> 01:03:03,291
你死哪去了？我每天都在这里
843
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:05,333
那就告诉她
844
01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:08,208
不然她会闻出来
845
01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:01,916
柯琳
846
01:04:03,166 --> 01:04:05,541
柯琳，有一只野猫
847
01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:09,791
庭院里有一只野猫
848
01:04:09,916 --> 01:04:11,041
野猫？
849
01:04:11,166 --> 01:04:14,083
我觉得是老虎，大约这麽大
850
01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:17,083
那是阿拉斯加，只是个小宝宝
851
01:04:17,166 --> 01:04:19,333
爸会放牠乱跑，不会怎样
852
01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:21,083
是吗？
853
01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:25,083
你吓到了，被一只小宝宝
854
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:26,458
我才不是
855
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:32,583
但牠是老虎，你妈是老虎杀死的
856
01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:34,291
所以，你吓到了
857
01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:36,000
没有，我没有
858
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:38,458
请不要再那样跟我说话
859
01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:39,791
怎样？
860
01:04:39,916 --> 01:04:41,458
好像我很没胆一样
861
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:44,125
我又不知道，是阿宝
862
01:04:44,250 --> 01:04:46,083
他说你是小绵羊
863
01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:48,166
小绵羊？
864
01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:50,541
他说我是小绵羊？
865
01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:52,083
很容易吓到
866
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:56,083
放心，可能只是因为你怕动物
867
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:07,416
我怕动物吗？
868
01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:22,750
快去啊
869
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:30,458
把小鸡扔出去
870
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,125
不能让牠们察觉恐惧
871
01:05:50,291 --> 01:05:53,125
太近了，再扔远一点
872
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:55,333
扔出去
873
01:05:56,791 --> 01:05:58,791
让开
874
01:06:03,875 --> 01:06:06,041
把小鸡远远扔出去
875
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:08,416
已经没了，都扔完了
876
01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:10,375
可以开门吗？
877
01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:13,333
把门打开
878
01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:15,083
快点打开
879
01:06:15,208 --> 01:06:16,125
别激动
880
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,000
开门
881
01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:18,583
我以为你很有胆
882
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:21,125
快点开门
883
01:06:21,666 --> 01:06:24,000
快把门打开
884
01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:58,083
你要去哪里？
885
01:06:58,958 --> 01:07:01,166
比亚里茨
886
01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:03,583
比亚里茨？走路吗？
887
01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:05,250
拦便车
888
01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:07,583
阿宝怎麽不送你？
889
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:12,416
上车，我送你去加油站
890
01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:25,291
可以给一支吗？医生
891
01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:32,833
不能叫我佩姬吗？
892
01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:34,875
不好
893
01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:50,333
你不觉得柯琳和阿宝关系很怪吗？
894
01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:52,166
不会
895
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:55,375
她爱他爱得要命，很明显
896
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,583
她是他的妹妹
897
01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:59,333
那又怎样？
898
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:03,000
天底下的妹妹都崇拜哥哥
899
01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:07,375
显然他们非你小孩
900
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:10,041
没想到你这麽自我中心
901
01:08:10,166 --> 01:08:11,625
没想到你这麽卫道
902
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:14,083
不是卫道，是自然界天性
903
01:08:14,208 --> 01:08:17,958
动物应该不会跟近亲私通吧
904
01:08:18,083 --> 01:08:19,875
我对动物懂得比你多
905
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,041
老实说并非总是美好
906
01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:24,166
我看过狮爸杀死幼狮
907
01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:26,416
无尾熊宝宝吃妈妈的大便
908
01:08:26,541 --> 01:08:28,416
你不要被骗，可爱归可爱
909
01:08:28,541 --> 01:08:31,666
还是会把嘴凑到熊妈肛门上
910
01:08:31,791 --> 01:08:34,083
所以要是柯琳爱她哥哥
911
01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:37,916
对人类也不构成威胁
912
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:47,541
妹妹不见得都会爱哥哥
913
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:50,291
我有两个哥哥，我知道
914
01:08:50,416 --> 01:08:53,958
你小时候没有崇拜他们吗？
915
01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:56,750
那又怎样
916
01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:59,000
那就一样，你爱他们
917
01:08:59,125 --> 01:09:02,375
但也没影响我过正常生活
918
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:04,708
我们觉得柯琳很正常
919
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:09,083
她动物毛皮不离身，没有男朋友
920
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,875
你很在意对吧
921
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,416
柯琳很漂亮，应该被所有男人追
922
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:16,833
别担心她了
923
01:09:41,750 --> 01:09:43,416
现在几点？
924
01:09:43,541 --> 01:09:44,750
7点
925
01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:46,458
这麽快
926
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:51,208
要把你留着，还是送你回去？
927
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,916
第63号发明
928
01:11:08,916 --> 01:11:12,000
抓背格子图
929
01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:17,166
D3
930
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,208
B3
931
01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:34,125
D6
932
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:32,000
一定很痛
933
01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:34,500
那里的皮肤很薄
934
01:12:35,041 --> 01:12:36,541
厚薄不重要
935
01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:40,541
有些人会痛，有些人就没感觉
936
01:12:40,666 --> 01:12:42,625
你很敏感吗？
937
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,666
有一点
938
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:57,083
你怎麽在？出事了吗？
939
01:12:57,208 --> 01:13:01,500
没有…我只是路过
940
01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:04,541
好吧
941
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,625
还好吗？
942
01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:09,958
你好
943
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,208
那是什麽？
944
01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:17,833
这个？没什麽
945
01:13:55,875 --> 01:13:57,708
你不要毯子吗？
946
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:02,125
不要
947
01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:07,416
我妈不是被老虎吃掉
948
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:11,583
是虎爪刺破她的腿，割断股动脉
949
01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:14,166
真惨
950
01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:22,833
很遗憾，我已经听够了
951
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:26,250
我心头闷，我想要开心
952
01:14:26,375 --> 01:14:30,833
我搭明天的火车去找我朋友
953
01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:52,125
认得这个吗？
954
01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:57,125
肚脐清洁器，第143号发明
955
01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:02,250
很方便，我的肚脐眼里有脏脏
956
01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:03,625
尤其穿新T恤时
957
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,041
脏脏？
958
01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:08,041
我小时候都这样叫
959
01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:11,083
这是你发明的
960
01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:14,000
很棒，你很棒
961
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:17,291
手册里说你当时７岁
962
01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:21,083
８岁你发明香槟瓶塞降落伞
963
01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:23,250
９岁是无伞柄雨伞
964
01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:25,625
10岁是气泡纸日历
965
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:27,166
重点？
966
01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:29,041
现在是修电梯
967
01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:31,458
烂透了
968
01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:41,041
你觉得你妹不再渴望你
969
01:15:41,166 --> 01:15:43,166
因你是失败者？
970
01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:50,875
假装有女友也没意义
971
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,583
你妹是动物
972
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,666
她都能察觉，她知道我们是假的
973
01:15:55,791 --> 01:15:57,958
解决之道…
974
01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:02,458
是真的把我变成你的
975
01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,500
你要狠狠的上我
976
01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:12,833
她想要你，但我也是
977
01:16:12,958 --> 01:16:16,958
我喜欢你想要闻我，让我很兴奋
978
01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:21,583
我要你现在闻我
979
01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:23,875
真的闻我
980
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:12,541
阿宝
981
01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:32,875
跟山猫一样攻击跗关节
982
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,083
一定是追到牠们筋疲力尽
983
01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:38,083
再把牠们撕烂
984
01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:41,708
你看，到处是狗脚印
985
01:17:57,583 --> 01:18:01,500
一定是15到20公斤重，没很大只
986
01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:04,750
我在野驴区附近看到脚印
987
01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:08,083
只可能从那里进来
988
01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:10,250
或是这里，或是那里
989
01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:13,250
你的围篱漏洞百出
990
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,000
有几只？
991
01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,416
看脚印是三只
992
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,416
你觉得还在园里吗？
993
01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:26,083
不会，牠们太狡猾了
994
01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:53,750
狗畜生，下贱东西
995
01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:54,916
不是狗的错
996
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,625
拜托，少来了
997
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,916
是我们没有管理好
998
01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:01,458
柯琳，别走，听我说
999
01:20:04,875 --> 01:20:06,916
你当我瞎了吗？
1000
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:09,208
你们都当我瞎了吗？
1001
01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:10,708
什麽意思？
1002
01:20:10,833 --> 01:20:15,000
说出来啊，你打算怎麽告诉我？
1003
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:19,041
你要卖掉动物园？
1004
01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:25,500
你们都好可悲
1005
01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:29,458
你好悲哀，悲哀死了
1006
01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:32,916
你们倒容易，要做什麽都行
1007
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:33,583
你也一样
1008
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:36,958
不，我跟你们不一样
1009
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:41,875
没有动物园，我就什麽都没有
1010
01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:44,166
我没人可依靠
1011
01:20:44,291 --> 01:20:46,958
柯琳
1012
01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:49,458
过来，我们不会不管你
1013
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:05,208
你说是母的？
1014
01:21:06,791 --> 01:21:08,125
对
1015
01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:10,250
是公的
1016
01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:13,416
你得复习基础解剖学
1017
01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:15,500
好主意
1018
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:22,000
我有东西要给你看
1019
01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:39,083
请跟我说是假的
1020
01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:42,166
不，这是真的
1021
01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:45,666
你最喜欢的动物和你的名字
1022
01:21:45,791 --> 01:21:49,000
是很可爱，但要是分手你就惨了
1023
01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:52,000
我们不会分手，我们要结婚
1024
01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,500
那样就真的是一辈子
1025
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:58,666
好啦，我们结婚啦
1026
01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:01,000
说你愿意，我们试试看
1027
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,875
我不是变了吗？
1028
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,208
但我不希望你变
1029
01:22:05,333 --> 01:22:07,625
我要你做你自己
1030
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:11,125
婚礼的主意是从哪来的？
1031
01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:14,583
我想偶尔一次跟别人一样
1032
01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:15,791
跟别人一样？
1033
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:16,750
对
1034
01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:18,916
为什麽？
1035
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:21,791
不知道，好让我们幸福
1036
01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:25,083
我并没有想要幸福
1037
01:22:25,666 --> 01:22:28,375
我们不像别人也没关系
1038
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,875
我爱你
1039
01:22:38,916 --> 01:22:40,333
我好害怕
1040
01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:42,250
怕什麽？
1041
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,416
我不想要结束
1042
01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:47,958
什麽？我们吗？
1043
01:22:50,375 --> 01:22:57,000
一切…动物园，一切
1044
01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:13,041
被第三只跑了
1045
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:15,625
我来处理
1046
01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:17,916
等等，让开
1047
01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:20,375
太危险了，我来麻醉牠
1048
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:28,666
怎麽样？
1049
01:23:28,791 --> 01:23:32,416
我们看见两只，黑色和米色
1050
01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,458
这是米色那只
1051
01:23:34,583 --> 01:23:35,541
黑色的呢？
1052
01:23:35,666 --> 01:23:38,083
往那边跑了
1053
01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:44,708
给我让开
1054
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:45,541
柯琳你干嘛？
1055
01:23:45,666 --> 01:23:47,375
让开
1056
01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:55,291
柯琳，把枪放下
1057
01:23:57,083 --> 01:23:58,708
让我看看，手拿开
1058
01:24:01,333 --> 01:24:03,083
柯琳，把枪放下
1059
01:24:03,208 --> 01:24:04,583
柯琳
1060
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:09,541
你干什麽？
1061
01:24:09,666 --> 01:24:10,875
柯琳
1062
01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:19,541
你真是白痴
1063
01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:22,791
手拿开
1064
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:25,125
他真以为我会杀了他的女孩？
1065
01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:26,958
放心，你只会睡着
1066
01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:28,416
坐下
1067
01:24:28,541 --> 01:24:29,250
流血了
1068
01:24:29,375 --> 01:24:31,083
正常，别担心
1069
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:31,625
我的腿没感觉
1070
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:34,083
别动，躺下
1071
01:24:34,166 --> 01:24:37,125
没事很正常，你放轻松
1072
01:24:37,250 --> 01:24:39,875
我好怕
1073
01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:35,666
佩姬在陪她，她会睡几小时
1074
01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:37,583
在喝什麽？
1075
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:39,000
苹果白兰地吧
1076
01:25:39,083 --> 01:25:40,958
我也要
1077
01:26:13,375 --> 01:26:15,291
你们没睡？
1078
01:26:17,583 --> 01:26:19,083
我渴死了
1079
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,083
想喝什麽？
1080
01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:23,041
水，把那瓶给我
1081
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:35,250
看
1082
01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:48,041
会痛吗？
1083
01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:49,541
还好
1084
01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:52,166
很漂亮吧？
1085
01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:54,083
我丢汽油
1086
01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:55,375
该我吗？
1087
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,625
我说我多一桶
1088
01:26:57,750 --> 01:26:59,083
送你爆胎…
1089
01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:00,041
啊不行
1090
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:01,583
你有优先牌
1091
01:27:01,708 --> 01:27:04,000
我可以送她爆胎
1092
01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,000
小心罗
1093
01:27:07,708 --> 01:27:09,125
汽油
1094
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,416
我快赢了
1095
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,125
萝拉该你
1096
01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:17,750
你活该
1097
01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:19,708
但我没有…
1098
01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:23,583
对不起，爸你睡了吗？我们太吵？
1099
01:27:30,291 --> 01:27:32,708
萝拉，我想和我的孩子谈谈
1100
01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:34,166
你介意吗？
1101
01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:36,375
不会
1102
01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:42,083
你们知道动物园的目的是什麽吗？
1103
01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,750
动物园代表文化
1104
01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:49,375
动物园代表历史
1105
01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:54,208
连结起我们和自然史、物竞天择
1106
01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:57,791
是原始的型态
1107
01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:10,833
动物的位置不是随意安排的
1108
01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:12,833
动物园…
1109
01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:17,458
园内的参观路径必须说出故事
1110
01:29:17,583 --> 01:29:21,000
但是这一切…
1111
01:29:21,125 --> 01:29:23,500
都结束了
1112
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:28,000
我每天眼睁睁看到…
1113
01:29:28,125 --> 01:29:32,083
现代人不喜欢看见动物被关着
1114
01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:34,541
不再觉得兴奋
1115
01:29:34,666 --> 01:29:38,333
他们批评很多
1116
01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:43,000
不再听我们说的故事
1117
01:29:43,125 --> 01:29:46,000
不再理解
1118
01:29:46,125 --> 01:29:50,916
他们只觉得这是动物被囚禁的故事
1119
01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:54,166
他们是对的吗？
1120
01:29:54,291 --> 01:29:56,666
我不认为，但是…
1121
01:29:57,083 --> 01:29:59,833
是我食古不化
1122
01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:05,208
总之就是结束了
1123
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:11,541
落幕了，我们要关门大吉了
1124
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:22,000
动物捐出去，园区和房子卖掉
1125
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:26,083
不会有问题的
1126
01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:29,291
我们会各自生活
1127
01:30:29,916 --> 01:30:34,000
你们三个向来不轻易屈服
1128
01:30:34,291 --> 01:30:37,875
而且都彼此相挺
1129
01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:41,250
我知道不要紧的
1130
01:30:44,666 --> 01:30:47,166
不要紧的
1131
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:58,958
还有…佩姬不想嫁给我
1132
01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:02,541
所以婚礼取消了
1133
01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:35,166
（最终章：最受宠爱）
1134
01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:26,500
她来了
1135
01:33:26,625 --> 01:33:28,875
新人来了
1136
01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:48,166
何内
1137
01:33:50,541 --> 01:33:53,958
谢谢你啊，何内
1138
01:33:54,083 --> 01:33:55,708
好酷
1139
01:33:56,666 --> 01:33:58,000
那是我想要的
1140
01:33:58,125 --> 01:33:58,916
我知道
1141
01:33:59,041 --> 01:34:00,458
原本是要给我的
1142
01:34:00,583 --> 01:34:04,166
是喔，我会烤给你吃
1143
01:34:10,416 --> 01:34:12,333
这是我的沙包
1144
01:34:12,458 --> 01:34:14,458
这是谁送的？
1145
01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:18,041
没人吗？
1146
01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:20,291
等等，有卡片
1147
01:34:20,416 --> 01:34:24,083
可以跟我来一下吗？
1148
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:34,125
我想秀一下，拜托
1149
01:34:35,541 --> 01:34:37,916
你要给我们看？
1150
01:34:38,041 --> 01:34:39,166
看样子是
1151
01:34:39,291 --> 01:34:41,583
漂亮，你还真敢…
1152
01:34:41,708 --> 01:34:45,041
你一定很高兴，佩姬
1153
01:34:45,708 --> 01:34:47,250
那是为我刺的
1154
01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,166
这是什麽？
1155
01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:51,791
这是??狓
1156
01:35:45,916 --> 01:35:50,041
三、二、一
1157
01:37:14,916 --> 01:37:16,166
还好吗？
1158
01:37:16,291 --> 01:37:18,750
没事，我没事
1159
01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:54,208
哥，很少有人像我
1160
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:58,500
这麽被宠爱、纵容、呵护
1161
01:37:59,375 --> 01:38:01,791
我猜我就是想要那样
1162
01:38:01,916 --> 01:38:04,083
比什麽都想要
1163
01:38:07,083 --> 01:38:11,833
我们的一举一动都是想被家人关爱
1164
01:38:12,375 --> 01:38:16,500
这是我替自己受宠找的藉口
1165
01:38:18,916 --> 01:38:20,916
你做了个决定
1166
01:38:21,500 --> 01:38:24,000
娶了个吃素的刺青师
1167
01:38:24,125 --> 01:38:25,166
她讨厌动物园
1168
01:38:25,291 --> 01:38:28,000
因为受不了动物被虐待
1169
01:38:28,125 --> 01:38:30,250
柯琳告诉我了
1170
01:38:31,583 --> 01:38:34,125
这个决定很好
1171
01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:40,416
我也做了个决定
1172
01:38:41,125 --> 01:38:42,916
不参加你的婚礼
1173
01:38:43,041 --> 01:38:47,000
而是追随才刚认识的女孩而去
1174
01:38:49,416 --> 01:38:53,500
我相信你我都即将得救
1175
01:38:53,625 --> 01:38:56,000
因为人生最难的
1176
01:38:56,125 --> 01:39:00,208
正是找到比家人更令你深爱的人
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