All language subtitles for Doctor.Doctor.2016.S01E04.720p.AMZN.WEBRip.DD2.0.x264-NTb_track2_eng

-[ Groaning ]
-Dad, you all right?

-Is it your legs?
-Oh! Cramps!

Pressing a glass
up against your head?

That does absolutely nothing.

-Should I save this guy or not?
-Dr. Knight!

Seriously,
he´s a fat, sexist shock jock

who adds nothing to the world.

You have a mass
on your chest.

But here at Hillbilly Hospital,

we don´t know for sure
what that is.

Hey, you, uh -- you want to
hit the office, do the books?

Make a baby?

CHARLIE: Oh, I don´t think
I´m ovulating now.

-HUGH: Who´s that?
-MATT: Your brother.

HUGH: Oh, the foster kid.

Your brother.
He´s been that since he was six.

Stop calling him that.

I got you
a very hard-to-get appointment.

It is cancer.
I knew it.

So happy when he kills.

[ Whispering ] He could be
a psychopath. The jury´s out.

I just like shooting.

Oh!
Why are you all so violent?

Why would you do that?
Jesus!

-Penny will take care of you.
-No, I´ll see you.

You´ll need a prostate exam.

I´m certainly not having
a woman do that, now, am I?

So...

What are you going to do?

What?!

I don´t know what to do!

What am I gonna tell my mum?

How am I gonna go to school?

I told him to pull out.

I told him that
I wasn´t on the pill.

I mean, I don´t even
like him that much.

I can´t have a baby with him!

We did it
in the back of a truck.

That´s not
where babies come from.

There´s no romance in that.

I´m only 15.

You´re not pregnant,
but that´s what it feels like.

Consider this the best lesson
in contraception

you´ll ever have.

You can´t do that.

-I mean, you´re a doctor.
-[ Knock on door ]

Dr. Knight, your lawyer called.

Ah, thanks, Betty.

-Four times.
-Thank you, Betty.

He says if you don´t
call him back --

Betty.

Please don´t tell
anyone about this.

I wasn´t really in the back
of a truck with him,

and I always use condoms.

I´ll bulk bill you
for today.

This might sound bad,
but I read your stars for today,

and it said your past
is coming to get you.

[ Mid-tempo instrumental music
plays ]

What do you want?

What makes you think
I want something?

Everything about you
right now.

I´m glad you brought it up,
actually.

I didn´t.

It appears that I need
to go to Sydney today.

Today?
Is this you being funny?

I have a little legal matter
that won´t clear up.

What did you do?

How did he record it?

Phone. In his gown, up his ass.
I don´t know exactly.

-You can´t do this to me, Hugh.
-To you?

How I´m gonna get a GP

to come all the way
out here and work

if you get yourself struck off
for being a dickhead?

How long
have you known about this?

Well, I knew one of my patients

had made a recording of me
while I was operating,

but I didn´t know he was going
to blackmail me by threatening

to go to the medical board
about what he heard.

Blackmail?

Or is he just making a justified
objection to what you said?

Every opinion is valid.

Good news is,
he wants to meet me.

-When?
-Bad news is, today.

You´re so arrogant.
You´re on probation.

Yes, now you can see why
I said I need to go to Sydney.

Go. Make it go away,
for all our sakes.

MATT: Charlie, you there?
Hello?

You all right?

I´m definitely distracted.
Sorry, what you say?

I said, "When are you ovulating?
I´ll put it in the calendar."

And then I said,
"Charlie, you there? Hello?"

-Oh, right.
-What´s going on?

Nothing.
I´m just a bit...

Don´t worry about it.

Is it because
we´re not pregnant yet?

Maybe, I guess.

A bit.

Well, we will get pregnant.

Stop being
so endlessly positive.

Okay, we won´t get pregnant.

We have been trying,
trying, trying for six months,

and nothing´s happening,
and I´m sick of trying.

It´s normal
for it to take a while.

That´s why
we´ve got to keep at it.

Are you taking me seriously

or you
trying to have sex with me?

Well, can it be both?

You actually think
you´re being charming right now?

God, you´re a dick sometimes.

You going somewhere?

Just heading back to Sydney.
Back before you know it.

You´re certainly racking up
the frequent-flier points.

You know me.
I love flying.

Can´t get enough.

I´m checking up on Joey,

see he´s getting
the proper medical attention.

Okay?

He´s resourceful.

And he´s always been
so creative with roadkill.

[ Metal clanking ]

Dad.

Got your test results back
this morning.

You have something
called myelodysplasia.

It´s a blood disorder.

You´re going to need
blood transfusions

to clean your blood.

Regularly.

How often will depend
on your red blood cell count,

but we are the same blood type,
so I can donate.

Maybe you can bring Mum
along with you.

I´m not telling her.

She´s your wife.

And you´re my doctor.
So you keep your mouth shut too.

[ Tools clinking ]

Fuck!

[ Magpie squawking ]

All right, all right.
I´m going, I´m going!

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

You seem angry at that tree.

It´s not the tree.

Right, well, I´m going to Sydney
for the night.

Good for you.

You could come.

Right, well, I just had
a very similar

one-way conversation with Dad,
so I´m gonna get going.

It was a dumb idea. You have
a farm and a wife, and...

I´m gonna get going.

Yeah, all right.

Don´t you have to
check with Charlie first?

No.
I´ll get my bag.

So a woman has eggs
and a man has what?

Sperm.

Good!

And when you mix
those two things together,

they become an embryo,
if you´re lucky,

which eventually
grows into a fetus

and then becomes a baby.

Any questions so far?

Rachel.

Why does my dad sometimes
lock his bedroom door

when he´s with my mum?

´Cause they´re
talking about you.

Any other questions?

Floyd.

Why do ladies grow babies
in their tummies

if their bums are bigger?

-[ Laughter ]
-That´s a great question.

Can anyone
think of a reason why?

No?

Okay, imagine, uh,

this was my baby,
and I was pregnant here.

What´s my first problem?

Floyd?

-Doing a fart.
-[ Laughter ]

Yes, thank you, Floyd.

That´s definitely
a problem, isn´t it?

Are there any other problems?

You can´t sit down.

Precisely, Rachel.
You can´t sit down.

Very good.

-[ Cellphone chimes ]
-Okay, now, where was I?

Uh...

Just talk amongst yourselves.

Mile-high club flashbacks?

I wouldn´t recommend it,
actually.

It´s a small space, impractical.

Jeez, you´re really
working up a sweat.

All I can see is flames.

And this helps?

I´m trying
to release my fear.

Eh?

EFT --
Emotional Freedom Technique.

I´m tapping
on acupuncture points.

Look, it´s very big in Byron,
all right?

[ Tone chimes ]

Wow. We´re not even
off the ground yet.

What are you gonna be like
in the air?

You must have a pretty good
reason to go to Sydney.

One of my patients is
making a complaint about me.

Well, a couple of complaints --
malpractice, defamation --

well, just a collection
of complaints he put together

after listening to a recording
of me operating on him.

-Shit.
-It´s gonna be fine.

My lawyers will fix it.
The city will save me.

HUGH: Whoa!
Look out.

-Herpes alert.
-[ Woman laughs ]

Don´t have herpes.
Never have.

I know. I´m sorry.
I shouldn´t have said that.

HUGH: If it comes out dirty,

you got to kiss
the nearest girl.

-WOMAN: Oh!
-HUGH: That means you, Sonia.

-WOMAN: Give it a rest.
-HUGH: Dirty!

SONIA:
I´m gonna hold you to that.

HUGH: I´m gonna hold you
to a lot of things,

starting with my bedroom wall.

WOMAN: Ooh, Sonia!

Things didn´t work out
with Sonia,

if that makes a difference.

HUGH: Here we have it,
the heart --

tucked away
under layer upon layer of fat,

custard, and marzipan on top.

-Look, can we just stop it?
-Anyone for cake?

Let´s cut to the part
where I say I´m sorry

and you tell me
what you want.

No.

I want him to hear this.

I apologize, Henry.
I really do.

This was not a good time for me,
and I was not my best self.

I understand this must be very
distressing for you to hear,

but you were never meant to.

Let´s not drag this out
any further.

What have I got to do
to keep it all in this room?

Oh!
Found the remote.

It was inside
this fat roll here.

-WOMAN: Oh! [ Laughs ]
-[ Sighs ]

My client´s asking
for $100,000

for the distress
Dr. Knight´s caused,

plus a further 30,000 for
every comment deemed hurtful.

30,000 per comment?

Per comment.

HENRY:
Or I take my complaint

and my evidence
to the medical board.

-Oh, you can take --
-Sonia, watch your hand.

I think he likes you.

All right, I´ll take it.

What about this guy?

Lives 40 minutes out of town.
Handy in case he gets annoying.

Likes to take long walks.
Who doesn´t?

And looking at pictures
in cookbooks.

BETTY:
I think he sounds perfect.

One of these guys
has to be nice enough

to see more than once.

Give me a look at his photo.

Oh. No. Not him.

Why not?

Here´s a picture of him
at Machu Picchu.

[ Typing ]

His medical history?

Betty, that´d be unethical

and unprofessional
for me to look at.

He came in last week.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, God!

That would be unpleasant.

Oh, Betty.

You saved me.

[ App buzzes ]

Your prince will come,
Tinderella.

There´s nothing
you could´ve done.

Your hands were tied.

Tell you what I could´ve done.

Could´ve reached into his chest

and pulled out
my A-grade stent.

MATT: Mm.

You know, hospitals are full
of people like Henry Goodearl --

no self-control,

blaming everyone else
for their shitty lives

while they sit around
on their fat asses watching TV,

eating shit and drinking sugar.

You know, I mean,
he should be thanking me

for operating on him
in the first place.

You know, the grand irony is,

if I hadn´t done
such a good job on his heart,

Henry Goodearl wouldn´t be alive
right now to sue me.

Ha!

That´ll make really interesting
listening at the medical board.

Oh, that wasn´t you.

I was talking about
somebody else.

[ Laughs ]

You mentioned my name.
Twice.

[ Sniffing ]

Have you been doing what
I think you´ve been doing?

Mate, don´t ask him questions --

I´ve been doing what
any normal person does

in a toilet cubicle.

Oh, I can smell you
from here!

-Hey! Hey! Stop it!
-You´re making it worse!

Get him off me!

-Ahhhh!
-Oh!

Oh, you reek of them!

Give it back!

Every time you smoke
one of these,

you ruin my good work!

Hey, no!
Oh, turn it off.

I´ll gladly tell my lawyers

that you used assault
to relay your advice.

Oh, please,
send them my regards.

Righto, righto.
Time to go. Time to go.

Bye-bye, now.
And thanks in advance.

At 30 grand a comment,

you´ve just taken the most
expensive piss of your life!

[ Groans ]

So you just up and left,
did you?

Surprised your husband
can still surprise you?

This better not be
about this morning, Matt.

If I´d known
you were gonna run off,

I wouldn´t have said anything.

Whoa, whoa.
No one´s running anywhere.

I´m just taking a night away
to bond with my brother.

Yeah, and that always
works out well, doesn´t it?

I´ll call you later,
all right?

Charlie and I had a blue
this morning.

Yeah, about any one thing
specifically or...

It wasn´t about you,
if that´s what you´re thinking.

I wasn´t.

Got better things to talk about.

Well I hope so.

This is it.

Thank you for that.

Might take a look around town,
leave you to it.

[ Sighs ] Good one.

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Sighs ]

Mike.

Yeah.
Yeah, it´s me.

Look, something´s happened.

Regrettable. Again.

I may have made things worse.

No, much, much worse.

Anyway, see what you can do.

Okay, thanks.

You can fit more passion fruit.

More passion fruit?

More. Always more.

You don´t win best stall

at the Whyhope School Fete
four years in a row

by scrimping on passion fruit.

Do we, ladies?

-Everyone loves passion fruit.
-Yes.

I´m not losing
my "best stall" title

to some secondhand
smelly-old-clothes store.

Oh, we´re going to win it

with this butter cake recipe
for sure.

My grandmother taught me
how to ice a butter cake,

and her grandmother taught her.

Oh, if only I had
a little grandson,

one that I could pass
my recipe onto.

How long does a
grandmother-to-be have to wait?

Oh, the waiting
is a terrible thing.

WOMAN: Oh, yeah.

Why don´t you
just write your recipe down

and I´ll pass it on?

Ajax and I
will have a baby for you, Meryl.

Once we get married, of course.
And go to Disneyland.

Oh!
So much to do.

Oh, I love butter cake.

[ Chuckles ]

Hayley darling,
I don´t doubt for a second

that you´ll provide
a string of wholesome babies

when you´re ready.

You´ve got birthing hips.
Make a good dairy cow.

Mm! God willing.

Thank you, Meryl.

Not all cows produce milk.

Or babies.
And that´s life.

Did you ever think
the problem isn´t the cow?

The problem
could very well be the bull.

Are you being deliberately
obstructive, Charlotte?

Are you trying to be barren?

The Lord will plant the seed
when the time is right.

Hayley, stick to
the passion fruit.

[ Chuckles ]

Can I help you,
or should I call security?

Ah!
No, um, nothing like that.

I want to
get my swimmers tested.

You´d like an appointment?

Yes.

Next appointment is in June.

Ah.
I can only do today.

I don´t get to town that much.

-I can see.
-Yeah.

Yeah, I live in Whyhope,
population 343.

Till someone dies.

We don´t have a swimmers clinic
there like this.

We don´t -- We don´t have much.

I can´t.
I´m sorry.

-There´s nothing.
-Please? I´ll be really quick.

I´ll be in and out.

My marriage is counting on it.

I don´t have a clinic room
available, but we do have...

-Hugh?
-Hey.

I was in town,
and I thought I´d come and see

how they´re looking after you.

They´re not, eh?
They´re letting me go.

What?

I´ve got to go through
the final checks

before they discharge me,
but I´m going home.

I think they need the bed.

Oh!
I´ll find you a bed.

Hugh. Hugh, don´t.

I´m happy to go.
Hugh!

GIA: It´s like
you´re not hearing me, Hugh.

How many ways can I say this?
It´s inoperable.

-HUGH: Nothing is inoperable.
-This is.

There´s nothing more
we can do for Joey

but make him comfortable.

HUGH: Comfortable?

Come on, Gia,
don´t be defeatist.

You and I both know
there´s plenty more we can do

before we start using
the word "comfortable."

He wants to go home.

He´ll be better off surrounded
by the people he knows.

And his snakes,
apparently.

There are no facilities
in Whyhope.

You don´t know what it´s like.
It´s like a third-world country.

That reminds me -- Isn´t that
where you´re supposed to be?

I´ve known Joey all my life.

He is my oldest friend.

Joey´s dying, Hugh.

There´s no point dragging it out
because you don´t like it.

It´s not fair,
but that´s the way it is.

You have to think of him now.

[ Knocking ]

Looks like you found her.

Yeah, she talked me through it.

It´s serious, but nothing´s
ever certain in medicine.

Surprises happen all the time.

Always more tests
or new things to try.

You sure you spoke
to the same lady?

No one can truly say
what´s happening inside a body.

There´s always hope.

I don´t know, Hugh.

Last I heard, we were
running pretty low on hope.

Hey.

I´m not giving up on you.

I just want to
get back to Whyhope.

Well, the next flight
is tomorrow.

You can stay
at my apartment tonight.

I wasn´t grabbing
at his penis, Mike.

It was his pocket.

Well, of course
he´s gonna say that.

[ Olympic Ayres´ "Control"
playing ]

All the more to sue me with.

Yes.

All right.
Thank you.

So, what´s it like
having your brother home?

I can´t imagine Hugh
in the country.

Oh, you just don´t know
that side to him.

What does he do
when he´s not working?

He must have
some little farmer´s wife

he´s trying to fuck.

There´s always someone
he´s after.

Let´s just hope it´s not mine.

[ Both laugh ]

Mm.

Mm.

So, what do you do?

Um, I own a brewery.

Mm, there´s already
so much about you that I like.

Ever tried to drink
a Sydney girl under the table?

I´ll meet you down there.

-Coming?
-Mm.

You´re funnier
than your brother.

No one´s ever said that before.

I wonder how the boys are going.

I think it´s good
they´re away together.

As long as he doesn´t bring that
city attitude back with him.

Makes him arrogant.

I fell in love with an arrogant
young man all those years ago.

I wasn´t arrogant.

Still are.

You don´t know what
you´re talking about, woman.

-You never did.
-[ Chuckles ]

-You see?
-Stop that.

[ Laughing ]

[ Smooching ]

-[ Cellphone rings ]
-♫ In between ♫

-♫ What I find is pleasing ♫
-Hi, Charlie.

Where´s Matt? Why isn´t
he answering his phone?

He´s unavailable at the moment.

One has no hands whilst
one is receiving a lap dance.

Oh! What are
you trying to do, Hugh?

Mix a mojito without any lime.
What are you trying to do?

Can you be serious
for one minute?

Probably not.

We need to talk about
what happened.

No. Move on, Charlie.
It´s over.

You´re such a child.

Just put him on, now!

Bye-bye, now.

Prick! Oh, my God!

Prick!

[ Laughter ]

♫ In the water ♫

♫ In the water ♫

I think everybody´s drunk,

but nobody´s as drunk
as you are.

You think I´m drunker than you?

By "drunk" I mean "pretty."

[ Both laugh ]

Ah.

-Your bra´s on backwards.
-What?

You´ve got boobs
on your back.

Hah!

They´re on my front.

And if you want to touch them,
just say so.

I´m not allowed.

My wife would leave me
if she found out.

But then again,
maybe she´s already left me

because I can´t get my swimmers
to swim straight.

Huh?

I fed a -- I fed a chook
into a cup today.

[ Laughs ]

I -- I think
someone´s talking gibberish.

I don´t want to lose her.

Uh, who?

Charlie´s the best thing
that´s ever happened to me.

Hugh, my head, take it.

It´s falling off.

Come on.

Ah!

No, wait, give me yours.

One foot in front of the other.
Come on.

You all right, little brother?

-MATT: Mm. I want to go home.
-I know you do.

Matt.
Call me back.

Aaaaaaah!

[ Goat bleats ]

[ Sighs ]

So how you doing?

Good to get a taste
of the high life before I go.

Oh, don´t say that.

[ Girl giggling ]

I can´t believe
they brought their kids.

Hugh, Jasper did a poo
in your room.

I´m sorry,
I thought his nappy was on.

Do you have any towels
that aren´t white?

-What?
-I´ll handle it.

You see, they used to be
fun and interesting people.

-You don´t like kids?
-No, I do not.

Why would you do that
to yourself?

I always thought
I´d be better as a dad.

Even that sentence

makes me want to go out
and get a vasectomy.

[ Coughing ]

Don´t make me laugh.
You´ll kill me.

Probably not a bad way to go.

You´re a dad, you know?

What?

Ajax. He´s yours.

Piss off.
What are you on?

His mum´s Callie Cross, right?

Yeah, I think so.

Did you ever sleep
with Callie Cross, Hugh?

Okay, funny,
´cause you know I did.

Meryl took Ajax
when Callie was killed.

Why do you think
she done that, then?

Mum took lots of foster kids.
She just kept him, I guess.

I don´t know.
I was interning in America.

What is this shit?
You shit-stirring me?

No. I´m not.

Ajax is my son?

And you worked this out
by yourself,

did you, Sherlock Holmes?

No.

I got drunk with Callie
one night, and she told me.

I guess she wanted me
to tell you.

So I just did.

Callie.

See you soon.

The look on your face.
I´m glad I lived to see that.

You´re for real?

Dead men don´t lie.
No point.

Where can I sleep?

[ Goat bleats ]

Mum!

Get -- Get out of here,
you stupid goat!

Get out!
Bad Dora! Bad Dora!

Mum!
Go! Get out!

Get out!
Look what you´ve done!

-Now, get out!
-[ Bleating ]

Out! Mum!

MERYL: [ Gasps ]

Oh, no!

Oh!

Oh, everything´s ruined!

Oh!

My stall.

Here´s one.

You have it.

I don´t like passion fruit.

[ Snoring ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Retching ]

[ Vomits ]

[ Coughs ]

Nothing happened.

Don´t try and play
the good brother now.

It doesn´t suit you.

[ Sighs ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

We sold 25 plates already.

Oh, it´s a fabulous turnout.

And don´t forget
the voting cards.

Remember,
it´s all about the voting.

Voting cards --
So you want to fill this one out

and put it in here for me?

Ajax!

Your brothers are back.

-How was the city?
-I need to find Charlie.

HUGH:
Think Matt knows about Ajax?

Don´t know.

Anything´s possible in a family.

HUGH: Hey, Mike, any progress
on the Henry Goodearl debacle?

MIKE: Oh, it´s gone
beyond reconciliation, Hugh.

He wants to go public.

HUGH: As in what?
Journalists?

MIKE:
Well, the last thing he said

was that he hates you so much

he believes
the right thing to do now

is to let the people know
what a monster you are.

[ Chuckles ]

I´m reading that
as a television deal,

but I could be wrong.

Got to go.

How´d you go?

Well.

No impending lawsuit,
no "disgraced doctor" headlines?

Ended in a handshake.

Oh.

That´s a bit of an anticlimax,
isn´t it?

However, I´m pleased.

Ah, Doctor.
Someone´s waiting.

Who?

Earth sign,
burly man hands, related.

Is this a haiku?

-JIM: Yeah.
-AOIFE: No.

JIM: You kidding?

Did you see her got knocked out
by Holly Holm?

Yeah, I did.
Cried for a week.

How did you get him here?

He came in himself.
Doctor´s orders.

-Mine?
-Apparently.

Hmm.

You didn´t tell him what
I was doing in Sydney, did you?

No.

The thought of going backwards

in my father´s
next-to-nothing affections

keeps me awake at night.

Better than cocaine, I suppose.

Dad.

Sorry to keep you.

Right.

Let´s get this over with.

Did you get a lap dance,
yes or no?

Define "lap,"
and then define "dance."

Okay, I´m gonna take that
as a yes.

I haven´t been that drunk
since I was a teenager.

I vomited small parts of myself

into every toilet bowl
from Sydney to here.

I flushed my soul
down the toilet, Charlie.

I flushed it.

If you wanted a lap dance,
Matt,

then all you needed to do
was ask.

Really?

Yes, really.

Last night made me so jealous,

all I wanted to do
was rip you home

and screw your brains out.

Let´s do it right here,

and I´ll forgive you
for the lap dance.

I can´t! I can´t!
I slept with a woman in Sydney.

Who was she?

I think her name was Becky?

-Did you kiss her?
-I can´t remember. Any of it.

Well, then,
how do you know you did it?

Because I woke up,
she was next to me in my bed.

She was naked.

Before that, all I can remember
is tequila, lots of it.

Tequila makes you do bad things!

I don´t -- I don´t think
you slept with any--

I did.

You´re too good.

-I´m not. I´m bad!
-But you don´t remember.

No.

So where was Hugh when all this
was supposedly happening?

Hugh didn´t have anything
to do with this.

Oh.

Charlie, wait.
Where are you going?

CHARLIE:
See you at home.

[ Groans ]

Enjoy.
And thank you for your custom.

And don´t forget to vote for us
for Whyhope Fete´s best stall.

Oh, we filled it out
for you, Dot.

All you have to do

is just put it
in the ballot box over there.

There.

There, there, there.

What about Beryl Jenkins?

Oh, no, you can´t have her.
She´s dead.

Oh.

If you had a truck that needed
an oil change every two weeks,

you´d sell it for parts.

I think you should tell Mum.

We agreed
we wouldn´t tell her anything.

Did we, though?

I don´t want her to know,
and that´s final.

Family has its secrets, huh?

Sometimes it´s for the best.

And when would that be,
those times?

You got examples?

Right now.

[ Knocks ]

Dr. Knight, there´s
an angry woman at reception.

Just a sec, Dad.

[ Whispering ] Charlie.

-Charlie.
-You´re so pathetic.

You couldn´t wait to get back
here and destroy us, could you?

But I´m onto you, Hugh.
I know what you´re up to!

So stop going out of your way
to mess up my life.

I´m not.
If this is about Matt,

I told him
that nothing happened.

Yeah, I know nothing happened!

Because he wouldn´t
do that to me, but you would!

I´m sorry
about the other night.

Promise me we won´t tell him.

Make a pact with me.
We just won´t tell him.

About the kiss.

Don´t call it "the kiss"!

I don´t want you
calling it anything.

I´m just asking you not
to bring it up again, okay?

It´s done. It´s over.
There´s nothing between us.

Just show some loyalty
to your brother.

Okay.

Okay.

[ Vehicle door closes ]

[ Engine starts ]

Four years in a row!

[ Cheering ]

Yeah!

Normally I would thank my family
for supporting me,

but they didn´t.

But my youngest son, Ajax,
is here,

so thank you my darling.

And when you see your brothers,

you can tell them
that my last will and testament

will reflect those
who were in attendance today

and those who weren´t.

Thanks, Whyhope!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You didn´t sleep with a woman
in Sydney.

Y-You went to see Hugh?

Mm-hmm.

[ Sighs ]

My dick kept telling me,
"You didn´t,"

but my head kept saying,
"You don´t know that for sure."

Well, you didn´t do it.

And I´m sorry.

I know I´ve been
a crazy person lately,

but your brother
makes me that way.

Oh, I´m such an idiot.

We´re both idiots.

[ Goat bleats ]

MATT:
Did you do that?

Your mother infuriates me too.

Seems to run in the family.

Mm.

-Sex ´cause we want to?
-Mm.

Sex ´cause we want to.

You can´t do anything?

Mike, surely there´s...

No, no.
No, I understand.

Yeah, I know you did.

Well, I guess
you´ll let me know,

and I´ll see you
at the tribunal.

All right.
Thanks, mate.

It isn´t over, is it?

Oh, it´s worse.

It´s so much worse.

It was a very, very bad idea
to go to Sydney.

Henry Goodearl won´t settle.

There´s gonna be a tribunal.
He wants to go public.

My lawyer thinks
he´s even struck up a TV deal.

I´ve said sorry that many times,

but he´s very clear
that sorry won´t cut it.

What´s he after?

My head.

Then maybe that´s what
you should give him.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Off to Sydney.
Back tomorrow.

Yeah.

What´s up with you?

Nothing.

Did I do something?

You took Matt to the city.

So?

Didn´t ask me.

You never ask me.

I didn´t even think.

You don´t see me
as your brother, do you?

Do you want to come to Sydney?

As long as I don´t give too much
thought to the amount of space

between us and the ground,
I´m fine.

You know I was afraid
of blowflies when I was little?

And look at me now.

Hardly give them
a second thought.

I did not know that.

Well, now you do.

What, he lives here?

Yeah, flat 18C.

AJAX: Oh, poor bastard.

It´s like chook batteries
but for people.

True.
Stay with the cab.

I didn´t come to Sydney
to stay in the cab.

[ Chuckles ]

I´m assuming you brought cash?

Henry, I wanted to apologize.

I bet you do now.

But you didn´t then.

When I rang your office
and you didn´t call back.

When I finally got ahold of you
to ask you to on the phone,

and you said, "Piss off, mate.
You´re lucky to be alive."

Figure of speech.

"Piss off"
or "You´re lucky to be alive"?

-Ajax.
-Why´s he here?

-He´s not important.
-Thanks.

He never does anything with me.

Oh, yeah.
Too big for the little people.

-Exactly! Big shot.
-Yeah.

Well, that´s gonna cost you.

Oh, please don´t smoke.

Please don´t smoke.
Please don´t smoke.

Henry, I can be
an arrogant prick sometimes,

and what I said
was wrong and disrespectful.

-What was it?
-HENRY: There´s audio.

-AJAX: Can I hear it?
-No, shut up.

-Don´t talk to him like that.
-Thanks, mate.

Hey, do you have to live here?

You should move to the country.
This is shit.

Ah, mum has osteo.
I have to take care of her.

Right.
That must be tough.

So I have few pleasures,
and this is one of them.

Henry, I want you to live.

I worked nine hours on you.
Twice.

I´m begging you,

Please let me continue
to help people.

Drop the complaint
with the board.

Otherwise I can´t help anyone.
I can´t save anyone.

Then I´m just an arrogant prick
that has nothing else to offer.

That´s funny.
Shall we open a window?

Hugh, you didn´t
actually say sorry.

Henry, I´m sorry.

Very sorry.

You trusted me,
and I betrayed your trust.

You gave me the privilege

of having my hands
on your heart,

and I abused it.

And the money?

[ Coughs ]

Let´s make a deal.

Ohh!

AJAX: You live here?

HUGH:
What do you say, Henry?

40 cash,
and you move into this place?

And you do the cliff walk
every day

and FaceTime me
while you do it.

Deal?

Mum´d love it here.

And the fags?

No, they´re off the table.

All right, well,
then you smoke on the balcony.

But no medical board complaint.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, deal.

[ Laughs ]

I´ve got to ring my mum.
[ Laughs ]

Shit.

Man, I would´ve visited
if I knew you had this place.

I should´ve invited you.

No, you don´t want me around.

Sorry I was a whinger about Matt
and bringing him.

No, you were right.
You´re my...

Brother.

You can say it, mate.

-[ Camera shutter clicks ]
-[ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Mid-tempo instrumental music
plays ]