All language subtitles for Doctor.Doctor.2016.S01E03.720p.AMZN.WEBRip.DD2.0.x264-NTb_track2_eng

DR. KOUTOFIDES: We´d like you
to serve your year of atonement

as a general practitioner
in the town of Whyhope.

Here is your career.

[ Blows ]

Bye, bye, bye.

I have a responsibility
to patients.

Give me a sample immediately.

How are you, Dad?

Yeah, right.

Congratulations.

When did this happen?

Well, we had to do something.
The farm was going under.

HUGH: So, Dad, must be happy
about the brewery.

I mean, Matt said
it basically saved the farm.

[ Bangs ]

Oh, come on, Matt.
I wanted to wear my dress.

It´s got
nothing to do with him.

I´m always sweaty and dusty.

I thought it´d be nice
for my husband.

Bullshit!

CHARLIE: Matt´s a jealous guy.
He´s gonna think stuff.

HUGH: Like what?

You´re gonna get naked and let
me make sweet love to you?

We´re happy, Hugh.

And we raised $312.50
for the MRI machine.

PENNY: What´s that?

An MRI machine
courtesy of Big Nathan.

[ Sighs ]

JIM: [ Groans ]

[ Dogs barking ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

You´re up late.

Yep.

How come?

I just am.

[ Groaning ]

Dad, you all right?

No.

-Is it your legs?
-Ah! Cramps!

[ Groaning ]

Ohh!

It passes.
This helps.

Pressing a glass
up against your head?

That does absolutely nothing.
Let me feel your legs.

Get to bed.

Stop it.
I have to examine you.

-Ow! Jesus!
-Get to bed!

Now!

[ Groaning ]

[ Whispering ] Mum.

[ Normal voice ] Mum.

Hugh?

-Dad´s in agony out there.
-He´ll be fine.

He presses a glass
against his head,

and it passes
in an hour or two.

What?
So this has happened before?

Mm.

On and off for a while.

[ Sighs ]

[ Mid-tempo instrumental music
plays ]

[ Gasps ] Oh.

-Scare you?
-Jesus!

Oh!

What´s up?

Thinking about me?

God, you´re a narcissist.

So that´s a yes.

That´s a no.

We need to talk about this.

What?

I had a headache.
Now he´s in a tizz.

He fixes it with a shot glass.

-It´s ridiculous.
-JIM: It works.

That makes it not ridiculous.

Is there dizziness?
Is it a migraine?

Give me some symptoms
to work with.

My oldest son hurts my head
when I think about him.

That´s funny, Dad.

Matt?

Someone´s got to drive
the minibus for the B&S.

"Matt, you need to drive
a minibus full of drunks

back to town."

So you´ll do that?

Great!
Thank you, darling.

Now, do we need to hide
all the furniture?

Yeah.
Otherwise it´ll be kindling.

Is this still going on?

Is what still going on?

Are you doing that?

-Doing what?
-I´m ovulating.

Do you want to hit the office
and do the books?

Got a B&S in 48 hours.
We don´t have time.

You are doing that.

[ Sighs ]

Ken.
What are you doing here?

The donation by Fat Nathan

has furnished us with
a substantial variety of goods.

I am here to take delivery of
and make sure

all is correct and proper.

We´re buying an MRI
with that money.

I believe
Penny decided against that.

Antivenom? IV st--

Gauze!
Are you kidding me?

That man seems to know you.

[ Polish accent ] Hi, Hugh.

-Trev.
-Nice to see you.

-Trevor.
-Don´t touch me!

-You know you can´t touch me.
-Forgot.

-Oh, this is very exciting.
-I know.

For me too.

Big day.

Is that it?

Beautiful.

In the end, on the side

that comes in contact
with blood,

I used titanium combined
with a biological tissue --

the key to prevent clotting.

Hopefully.

And the interior is poly plastic
and contains the software?

The control device
is powered by a lithium battery

and worn under
the patient´s arm.

Hi. Welcome to Arcadia Brewery.
Would you like to order?

Um, two beers.

Look at this.

It´s pretty.

This is my sister-in-law,
Charlie.

TREVOR: Pleased to...

We´re very close.

I find her very attractive.

Indeed.

I would find it hard to have her
as my sister-in-law.

I would think about her
at night.

Easy, tiger. Focus.

Hey. You´re doing the medical
tent for the B&S, right?

-Not if I can help it.
-It´s not a question.

Text me with anything
you´ll need.

All right, sure.
Hey, look at this.

-My brother.
-They seem to hate you.

My family have an odd way
of expressing emotion.

So I want to set up a trial
to begin in three months´ time.

We implant the heart
receive data.

The investors want to be present
at implant.

That´s a bad idea.

-What?
-What if something goes wrong?

I mean,
there´s bound to be issues.

We can´t have them
lose faith now.

We´re gonna need more money.

But that´s how it´s always done.

-This is my legacy, Trev.
-You mean our.

-That´s what I said -- our.
-No, you said...

Hey, uh,
is the MRI machine here yet?

Uh, it´s gonna take a while.
Months.

Really? Okay.

When it does come, we should
do something, you know?

To celebrate my largeness.

I think he means "largesse."

I´ll let you know.

We´ll plan something.

Yeah.

Leave you.

Where was I?

We.

If this works,

we´re famous, we´re rich,

we´re people who saved lives.

Lots of lives.

So we´re gonna do
our own trial.

What?

We´re gonna need a pig.

We do it ourselves.

Six months, our own trial.

We do tweaks, we learn,

then knock their socks off

and get their money
for the next stage.

I don´t know, I --

How long have we waited
for this moment?

Four years, but, Hugh,

I´m not sure that we should
go off protocol like this.

Four years.

It´s exciting.

Tell me you´re excited?

I´m excited.

I think.

I can´t really
separate excitement

from intense anxiety.

[ Car crashes, horn blaring ]

Shit!

Call an ambulance.

Aoife.
It´s a car accident.

Ran off the road into a tree,
in and out of consciousness.

Broken nose,
possible fractured skull.

Let´s get him stable.
Let´s get an MRI.

I mean a CT because we don´t
have an MRI. Jesus!

Hey, buddy, can you hear me?
My name´s Aoife.

We´re gonna get you scanned, and
you´re gonna be all right, okay?

Wait here.

What did you buy with my money?

That was for an MRI machine,
which I could use right now.

I´ve got a head injury
out there,

and now I´m guessing
from a CT scan

what´s going on inside his head!

Could be
a traumatic brain injury.

But now we´ll wait
and we´ll send him to Sydney,

and we´ll hope
that it´s not too late.

I made a call
about our priorities,

which I think I understand
a bit better than you.

Antivenom? IV stands?
Seriously?

I bought things we needed.

A mammogram machine,
antibiotics.

How on earth
did you make that call?

I got a statistical overview
of the whole clinic from Ken.

So Ken decided. Great!
The bureaucrats have won.

You know, at some point

you might decide
to be a real hospital

instead of being a bus stop
for people

on their way
to a real hospital.

Thank you for your time.
I have a patient.

I promised Nathan a parade.
What am I gonna do?

Put him in the back of a trailer
with packets of gauze?

That´s what we call
your problem.

Check´s cashed and spent.

Tantrums we generally
have outside.

Oh, I´m having a discussion.

And I´m leaving, so I guess
you´re having a monologue.

Hey, just follow my finger.

Scared the hell out of me.
I saw you in my mirror.

It´s weird.
A microsleep, I guess.

You know, like in the ad.

Any, uh, dizziness or nausea?

-No, a sore nose is all.
-Well, you´ve broken your nose.

You´re lucky.
Airbag saved your life.

Look up.

-I´m from Sydney.
-Yeah, me too.

-I hate it out here.
-Oh, we have a lot in common.

Thanks.

Looking at your CAT scan,
there is no fracture.

-Everything seems fine.
-Mm, yeah, feels okay.

I´d call my wife and tell her,
but she´s my ex-wife.

Mm.
I have one of those.

-Neurological test is good.
-I have a little boy too.

No, rest up. We´ll keep you
under observation till tomorrow.

There´s a man watching us.

That´s not a man.

That´s a genius.

You´re amazing, Meryl.

-Ooh! Thanks, Hayley!
-We did it.

Meryl!

Meryl!

Meryl.

You shafted me.

And I won.

Or I think we´d all agree
Whyhope won.

What did you do?

I had those votes.
I had them!

And then you didn´t.

Isn´t life a constant surprise?
It´s part of its wonder.

Get in, Hayley.

Don´t push me, Meryl.
I can get nasty.

Well your breath certainly is.
You smell like an anchovy.

[ Engine starts ]

Meryl!

You lost Rod.

Be gracious.
It´s more manly.

Meryl!

I´m the mayor, not you,
you bitch!

You hear me?!

I am the mayor!

HAYLEY: We won the vote
fair and square,

and he was so rude to Meryl.

It was nothing. It was just all
part of the rough and tumble.

He hit her window.

That did give us a start.
He´s not fit to be mayor.

No, but we´re getting fit.
Right, Meryl?

[ Clicks cheek ]

You sure you´re okay?

G-and-T´s all I need.

It was nothing.

Mm. [ Sniffs ]

Family, Trevor.

Trevor, family.

Trevor´s staying the night.

Welcome, Trevor, to Arcadia.

Now, let´s get you a drink,
some roast meat, and a bed.

I forgot to say we´re going
hunting in the morning.

Are you for real?

Dad wants us to hunt, we hunt.

We have the B&S, Matt.

It´s just a couple hours
first thing.

Well, you can´t go.
No.

Well, I´m not sure
we do that, do we?

Tell each other
we can´t do things?

Or is that a new thing?
Like your dress.

Still with the fucking dress?

Charlie, we´ve got
a big day tomorrow.

I need you to stop yelling
so I can get some sleep.

Ohh.

Do I smell bloodlust?

-You coming hunting?
-He doesn´t hunt.

HUGH: Actually I´d love to.

Trev, you want to come hunting?

Absolutely not.
Hugh, I...

Look, I just want to talk
to my dad, right?

We´ve still got hours yet.

Hugh, I´m just not sure about
this whole pig idea.

I know you´re not.
You never are. About anything.

-That´s why we have me.
-[ Whimpers ]

Wait up!

Do I get a gun?

Pkew!

Forgot how beautiful it was
out here,

trees and the air.

How are the legs
during the day?

Tippity-top.

Remember when I was seven
and we went hunting,

and I nearly shot a platypus?

You pushed the barrel away
at the last minute.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
That´s right.

-Can we talk about your head?
-You can.

You need a full medical.

No doubt the last was
when Fraser was prime minister.

-I´m fine.
-You´re certainly not fine.

Can you not be so stubborn?

You need to let me examine you.

Hugh, you want to
look at something?

Take a good look in the mirror.

-You old prick!
-Shh!

[ Sighs ]

[ Birds squawking ]

Ajax!

I´m fine.

There´s something wrong
with this.

Give me that gun.

Right now.

Sorry, Ajax.

Idiot!

So when Armageddon happens,
you´re the go-to guy?

According to Hayley,
it´s called the Rapture

and we won´t need guns,
just pure hearts.

Can you not talk?

Hey, listen, I need you
to convince Dad

to come to the clinic.

He hates doctors.

All doctors or just me?

Not sure.

-Look --
-Mate, you need to shut up.

We´re hunting.

You shouldn´t have come hunting.

-Why?
-Might shoot you.

Ha. Funny.

-You´re being funny?
-Am I?

You´re pissed off at me,

but the truth is
I´ve done nothing wrong.

I´m pissed off at Charlie
for asking about

that stripper you married.

God!
She wasn´t a stripper.

Why does everyone think
she was a stripper?

She was a dentist with
some prescription drug issues.

Whatever.

Look, I was a prick to Charlie.

I never really came clean
about all that stuff.

You guys were together
when I got back.

It was just easier
to leave it all in the past.

Well, I-I guess
she had some questions.

Look, I don´t want things
to be awkward between us all.

Thought you´d point out
how awkward they are.

Oh, Jesus, you´ve got
nothing to worry about.

Charlie and I were a disaster.

No doubt she told you
how bad the sex was?

What? No, I don´t talk about sex
with you with her. Jesus!

Was it?

Bad?

Some people click,
some people don´t.

I was under a lot of pressure
as a surgical intern,

and guess it affected
my performance.

Wow. Her and I
are like wild beasts.

That´s a great image.
Thank you.

Look, I need to be
friends with you.

I don´t like
anyone else in town.

No one else likes you.

HUGH: Same difference.

MATT:
Hey, where are we going?

Hey, Dad, where we going?

We´re miles off the trail.

Alzheimer´s Albert, you lost?

I might be young ´un.
We´ll see.

Well, there´s a house.

Maybe it´s an old people´s home,
we can leave you here.

How does he get to
speak to him like that?

-AJAX: Dad.
-You wait here.

-MATT: Is he...
-Oh, shit.

-Dad!
-HUGH: Dad, no.

What´s he doing?

That´s the mayor´s place.
Get ready to fight.

-What?
-My hands can´t get hurt.

Well, see if you
can kick him, then.

[ Sighs ]

Eagle.

Oh, bugger it.

What do you want?

[ Groans ]

[ Coughing ]

You show respect to women!

We´re leaving.

He abused Mum in the street.

Don´t you just sometimes think
how lucky we are

to have him as a dad?

I´ve never thought that.

That´s literally
never occurred to me.

Well, what have we here?

Eagle´s pigs?

Yeah, I guess so.

Hmm.

Natural justice, Ajax.
It cannot be denied.

I need you, and we´re gonna need
some help.

What´s with the pig?

-It´s complicated.
-Get in.

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Say it out loud.

KEN: I am a leader.

I inspire others.

I control others.

[ Footsteps ]

You?

I´ve worked in hospitals
for 20 years.

I could probably do it myself.

-We´ll need a chest tray.
-Okay.

This pig -- before we go on --
let´s talk ethics.

HUGH: Let´s just start.
Aoife --

I know every
animal-rights person in town.

One tweet,
and I will shut you down.

Rod Eagle´s pig.

It was destined for BLTs
in the next week,

according to Ajax.

-We´ve saved it.
-It´s "Prison Break" with pigs.

He´ll be a famous pig
and a loved pig.

A happy pig.

All right,
our little secret, everyone.

Let´s give Porky
a few extra months of life.

Well, hello, everyone.

-Hi.
-Doctor, what are you doing?

It looks like surgery.
But that can´t be right, can it?

I´m putting an experimental
artificial heart in a pig.

I couldn´t have guessed
that answer.

Really?

Yep.
You got me.

That sounds cool.
Can I watch?

Sure.

-You can assist if you --
-Great. I´ll scrub in.

Mmm. Mmm!
It´s lovely quail.

I can´t believe I´m eating them.
They´re just so delicious!

Yeah, that´s not the best bit.

Dad beat up Eagle, and then
Hugh and I stole his pig.

[ Coughs ]
You did what?

Ajax, that was
sort of between us.

I mean,
hunting trips are sacred.

You beat him up?

Yeah, the guy didn´t land
a punch. Dad was awesome.

You´re a bloody idiot, old man.

And what was that about a pig?

Thou shall not steal, Ajax.

HUGH:
Right, connecting the aorta.

-Blood flow´s good.
-Thank you.

And connected.

Wow, look at that.

You want suction
around the aorta?

On it.

Prolene 3-0.

Unexpectedly good choice.

Is the main worry clotting?

Well, usually, yes,
but we use cow tissue

to cloak the entry point.

That, we hope,
will make the difference.

I´m gonna call you
San Francisco.

You know, "I Left My Heart
in San Francisco"?

Ohh!

Yeah, I think
my granddad had that.

Turning on.

[ Clicks, beeps ]

[ Monitor beeping rhythmically ]

HUGH:
All right, let´s close

and see what happens
when he wakes up.

-[ Water running ]
-I thought you´d be mad.

Are you kidding?
That was exciting.

I find you baffling.

Why didn´t you get
the MRI machine?

It saves lives.

Because I had to make
a judgment, and I did.

How´s your head-injury patient?

Time is it?

Oh, you´re awake.
How you feeling?

Tired and sore.
Can´t sleep.

Hello, Dale.
I´m Penny.

You hit a tree?

What time was it?

Afternoon.

Whereabouts?

Um, the road
out to the airport.

That´s gun-barrel straight.

Yeah, like I said,
I went to sleep.

I saw it in the rearview.

He was there,
and then he was gone.

You got a wife, kids?

Yeah, back in Sydney.

We broke up.

FIFO, right?
28 on, 8 off?

It´s tough on families.

Yeah, they, um --
they moved to Brisbane.

I see my boy two days a month.

That sounds unbearable.

Is it?

You go straight at the tree?

Okay, Dale.

Why don´t you stay here
for another day or so?

How does that sound?

We´ll give you something
to help you sleep.

Tomorrow we´ll get someone
to come in

and have a chat to you, okay?

DALE: Okay.

He tried to kill himself.
Shit.

Lot of car accidents out here
are that way.

Lot of depression
amongst men at the mines.

I didn´t see.

Shit.

I´m gonna go out on a limb
and suggest

that listening
isn´t your strong point.

How transcendent that
you´ll get to save lives

instead of just being bacon.

You´re the Howard Florey
of pigs, my friend.

This is completely outrageous.
This is a hospital!

Relax, Ken.

One day your overanxious heart
will explode,

and you´ll be glad
for all this.

Let go. Breathe.

Ah! Dr. Cartwright.
This is --

Tomorrow, Ken.

Oh.
Oh, he´s coming back to us.

The heart is sending us
a nonstop feed of data.

If it still works
as he wakes up,

there will be
a surge moment.

It´s a slightly
dangerous moment.

[ Computer beeping ]

It´s up.

-It´s working.
-HUGH: How´s it looking?

TREVOR: Going well.

The vitals are good.

-[ Gasps ]
-Ohh!

-TREVOR: Yes!
-Yes!

[ Laughs ]

-Yes!
-Oh!

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God!

[ Rhythmic beeping ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

That looks good.

I don´t normally touch people...

-Hi.
-Hi.

I´ve been being a dick.

Yeah, you have.

You asking Hugh that stuff
threw me.

-I got jealous.
-Oh, it´s fine.

You wanted to know
if he loved you.

I guess he didn´t.
I do.

I love you, Matt.

Plus I heard about
your sex life.

-You what?
-He told me. How bad it was.

-It was the worst.
-[ Both laugh ]

Why do you think he has
so many one-night stands?

No one´s coming back twice.

Hey, you, uh -- you want to hit
the office, do the books?

Make a baby?

Oh, I don´t think
I´m ovulating now.

We don´t know that.
We´re not doctors.

Park the bus.

[ Engine starts ]

Meryl. Meryl.

Um, Tugger´s here,
and she´s being all serious.

Shit.

Get rid of the pig.

Darling Chantelle.

I was lost in my peonies.

Oh, you look ridiculously
beautiful, as always.

Oh. Hi, Meryl.

You need some more
of my marmalade, is that it?

-Oh --
-You´re addicted, my dear.

I´m here on business.

But, well, I would love a jar
if you had one.

Of course!
So, what´s this about, then?

Rod Eagle´s accusing your boys
of stealing his pig.

He said Jim assaulted him,

but he´s willing to let that go
if you give him his pig back.

Oh, dear.

How drunk was he?

Oh, he -- he was
more hungover than drunk.

Meryl, do you have the pig?

So if we had the pig
and we gave it back,

would the boys be charged?

Well, he wants them charged,

I might be able
to talk him around.

Do -- Do you have the pig?

Well, if we do -- and I don´t
know whether we do --

but if we did,

would we have a deal
regard charges?

Pranks or youthful high spirits,
perhaps?

I´ll see what I can do.

Hey.

Hi.

[ Rhythmic beeping ]

Shit. Shit!

Oh, no.
Oh, no.

Where´s my pig?

Oh, I let it out.
It wandered into the trees.

-You what?
-Oh! Oh, I...

[ Whimpering ]

You´re okay.
You´re having a panic attack.

Hayley, you idiot.

I´m sorry --

No, you don´t talk to her
like that.

I told her to.

But we need to get
the pig back to Eagle

´cause Tugger has been.

HUGH: What?! No.

It´s got a half a million
dollar artificial heart in it.

And why couldn´t you just
buy a pig of your own?

TREVOR: Exactly.
Exactly!

Well, this seemed like
more fun.

-Is it?
-Not right now, no.

Oh, well,
it can´t have got far.

Idiot!

Maybe we could
track the signal

if you take your laptop
into the bush.

Hayley, you God-fearing maniac,
you need to tell us where --

MERYL: Ajax.

-HUGH: [ Coughs ]
-I´ll find it.

With you.
Bring that laptop.

Hugh, you stay here.

Ajax, this pig, if it wasn´t
clear, is very important.

-I´m coming.
-Fine. Find it yourself.

No, no, no, no! Please!
I...

Hugh, we just went hunting.
All right?

You don´t know how to stalk,
you don´t know how to be quiet.

I can get the pig,
but not with you.

You have ruined everything.

You need to stay away now.

Ajax will find it.

We can pray as well.

Trevor, it´s me.

Can you call me back
and tell me what´s going on?

Ajax would have told him
to turn it off.

Did you really put an
artificial heart in Eagle´s pig?

Yeah.

Go on.
Mock me. Disapprove.

"Hugh, you´re such an idiot."

You know, for a smart bloke,
you do some stupid things.

Yeah.
It´s a gift.

So you built the heart?

Yeah. With Trevor.

Well, you´re lucky
to be good at something.

Well, I kind of had to be,
didn´t I?

Oh, I pushed you.

But you were
so good at everything.

You never hit where most people
stop, so I kept pushing.

Did you almost give me
a compliment then?

No, I don´t think so.

So why won´t you come
and see a doctor?

I never bothered asking you.

Because I don´t want to feel
more useless than what I am.

But you´re not useless.

You run a farm.
You take care of a family.

Do I? Or do Matt, Charlie,
and your mum?

Well, sorry, I haven´t got
a pill for self-pity.

Yeah, you might be
on the money there.

Come on.

Why don´t you come up the
brewery and give Matt a hand,

you lazy bastard?

I don´t go up there.

Lonely up on the mountain,
is it?

You know it is.

[ Lime Cordiale´s
"Hanging Upside Down" playing ]

♫ Put away nice old things ♫

♫ For something that is new ♫

Have some jelly shots.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

♫ Cheap car, cheap clothes ♫

You´re late.

I lost the pig
and the heart inside the pig.

-Oh, shit.
-Oh, no.

[ Sighs ]

Do we really need two doctors

to watch a bunch of bozos
get drunk?

Trust me, we´ll be busy.

Well, what are you doing
about the pig?

-Ajax.
-Oh! He´ll find it.

I hate it here.
Have I mentioned that?

I don´t really
listen to you much, so maybe.

♫ Everything is looking up ♫

♫ I´ll come around,
come around ♫

♫ I´m upside down ♫

Get off the stage!
Off the stage!

♫ Everything is looking up ♫

Right.

♫ Pull me up, pull me up ♫

♫ I´m upside down ♫

Down! Down!

Right now! Down!

♫ Hang me up the right way ♫

♫ Right way round ♫

-Oh!
-Oh!

♫ ...on the surface... ♫

Matching broken noises
for matching low IQs.

MAN:
I think I cut myself.

♫ ...crazy fight ♫

♫ Live louder ♫

♫ Unh! ♫

♫ Live louder ♫

Hugh? Hugh.

Hugh!

Oh, Mr. Mayor!
Don´t you look handsome.

Sober? How refreshing.

I want my pig back, Meryl.

I had that pig sold
and on its way to being bacon.

I´ll buy it off you.

No, you get me
the pig back tonight

or I have Jim charged
with assault tomorrow morning.

Think I´ll have a pale ale.

I hear they´re good.

♫ Sing a song the way you sing
when you´re in the shower ♫

♫ Lose yourself ♫

♫ Let your soul
redefine a new kind of cool ♫

♫ Redefine a new kind of ♫

♫ La la la la la la ♫

HUGH:
Come on, come on, come on.

[ Grunts ]

-Hugh?
-Nothing yet.

You need to get that pig
back to Eagle.

It´s my heart, so it´s my pig.

I won´t have them charge
your dad. I won´t have it.

-I would just like to get my --
-It´s "me, me, me, me"!

You´re here now.
You´re not me -- You´re us.

♫ Live louder ♫

♫ Unh! ♫

God, I hope that´s not you,
San Francisco.

♫ Get up and dance
like you dance ♫

♫ When there´s no one around ♫

♫ Sing a song the way you sing
when you´re in the shower ♫

♫ Lose yourself ♫

Bourbon, bourbon...

♫ Redefine a new kind of cool ♫

As you were.

I just don´t feel well.

Have you been drinking?

-[ Retches ]
-Oh.

I feel better.
Thanks.

♫ Louder ♫

♫ La la la la la la ♫

♫ Live louder ♫

♫ La la la la la la ♫

CHARLIE: Are you right?
There you go.

-MAN: Thank you.
-Your friend´s good?

-Yeah, he´s good.
-MAN #2: Can I get a beer?

Help yourself.

Here you go.
Here you go.

MAN: Down it, down it
down it, down it!

[ Laughs ]

You´re gonna choke on it.

Oh, no, I´m fine, I´m fine.
Look, I´m fine.

♫ Dance like you dance
when there´s no one around ♫

♫ Sing a song the way you sing
when you´re in the shower ♫

♫ Lose yourself ♫

Something´s wrong
with my friend.

Yes, well, at the risk
of being repetitive,

have you been drinking?

No, she discovered bourbon.

Well, you´re quite hot.
Have you taken any drugs?

Just bourbon.
Lots of bourbon.

Pupils are dilated.
Fever?

-Were you in a hayshed?
-No.

She was with Glen, who is gross
but very attractive.

-Pull your dress up.
-What?

Pull your dress up now.

Won´t be the first time tonight.

-Look, puncture marks.
-HUGH: Snake bite.

-Aoife.
-Tiger or brown?

Let´s do both.

Dilute 100 mils in saline
and hook her up to an IV.

I happen to have some antivenom,
young lady, fresh in today.

I guess I just saved your life
by ordering supplies wisely.

Not flashy, but effective.

God, do you want
a round of applause?

The knowledge you´re
hating this moment right now

is really quite enough for me.

Yes, and what´s wrong
with you?

I want to be a doctor.
Do you know what marks I need?

Kill me.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

CHARLIE: [ Laughs ]

Oh, poor Matt.

Imagine. The horror.

Thank you for what you said
to him about our sex life.

Completely self-serving.

He´s my brother.
I need him.

Mm.

I´m sorry about your heart.
Ajax will find it.

[ Sighs ]
So everyone thinks.

Truth is I may have
lost my heart forever.

And if it is...

Anyway.

You´ll always have
my other heart.

That was lame.

Remember when we had sex
on the subway in Barcelona?

God, I was so sure
we were gonna get caught.

But you so got off on that.

Okay, enough.
Good night.

I hope your heart still works.

Me too.

Oh!

Why are you all so violent?

Why would you do that?!
Jesus!

Sorry, I´m drunk,
I´m an idiot, I´m...

Ow!

You´re so careless
with people!

What is wrong with you?

I don´t know.

[ Sighs ]

♫ Ah, but that´s not her ♫

♫ That´s just the light ♫

♫ It´s only an image of her ♫

♫ It´s just
a trick of the light ♫

ROD:
Hugh, you fancy wanker!

Heard you were back.

Rod Eagle, you lanky piece
of gout-ridden corruption.

What?

You ugly, snout-nosed wallaby.
You stinking, putrescent creep.

Did I ever tell you
that I banged your daughter?

Mm, you want to hit me,

but I´m not a middle-aged woman
in a scarf.

[ Coughing ]

Is that it, you empty-headed
basket of cow dung?

[ Coughs ]
Oh. I ate your pig.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[ Coughs ]
You might as well keep going.

One of them
may actually hurt.

Hugh!

Oi!

Are you all right?

I guess the question is,

do I want to press charges?

♫ The rim of her mouth
was golden ♫

♫ Her eyes
were just desert ♫

♫ Sa-a-a-nds ♫

All drunks delivered.

Ahh! We did it.

It was almost fun.

It was.
We did.

Anything happen
while I was gone?

Just...

Mm. Just more drinking
and bad behavior.

That´s what I feel like doing.

Both those things.

[ Pig grunting ]

AJAX: Hey.

Ajax, you -- you did it.

Yeah.

What happened to you?

Oh, um...

Nothing I didn´t deserve.

[ Groaning ]

Agh!

-I´m fine.
-I know.

Oh, I took a look at the data
you sent me for the first day.

Look, the only thing I´d say

is that, if you were
to use coagulants with it,

in terms of the left ventricle,

it´d diminish
the biotissue´s efficiency.

Mr. Knight,
y-your son is a genius.

You know this?

I´m sure he shares
that opinion.

Pig all right?

Yeah.

Would´ve been next week´s bacon.

Whole year of extra life.

Medicine can do that
for pigs, people.

You should try it.

I can´t
get the regional psych down.

He´s on holiday.

You need to do the assessment
on Dale.

I can´t.
I´m not a psychologist.

I´m better
with unconscious patients.

There´s a form.
You follow it.

You listen.

You probably can´t do that,
but I´m ordering you to try.

[ Sighs ]

Hey.

I have to ask you
a few questions.

Hey.

How long
have you felt depressed?

Months.

Since your wife left?

Plenty more fish in the sea.

To put a positive slant
on things.

Yeah, you know, I was driving
to the airport to go home,

and then
I realized there was no home.

Yeah. My kid´s gone.

Well, now you get to have
a sleep-in.

Don´t have to answer all those
questions they´re always asking.

Yeah, I like that.
I miss that.

Really?
Isn´t he always at you?

Yeah.
Cute little bugger.

Hey, I´ve got some pictures.
You want to have a look?

No, I-I´m good.

You could always
move to Brisbane.

No.
I only know mining.

Yeah, but you´ve got a brain.
Just learn something new.

You know, I Skype my boy,
and he doesn´t say much.

I think maybe
I´ve already lost him.

You know,
his mum´s got a new guy.

I´m gonna, um,
prescribe you some Clopine.

That will lift your mood.
It may take a week or two.

No, it won´t fix anything.

Would you stop your whining?
Jesus!

You´re not the first guy
this has ever happened to.

Your kid won´t talk
´cause he wants you

to jump on a plane
and go and see him.

Are you the father or the kid?

I don´t know whether
you´re depressed

or just a bloody pussy.

-[ Sobs ]
-Oh.

Sorry. I just thought
a bit of tough love, mate.

I miss him.
It hurts.

Yeah, I know.

Um...

I´m sorry I didn´t listen
when you first came in.

I didn´t say anything.

Yeah, but you kind of tried.

I just saw bones and blood.

It´s actually my job
to look further than that,

ask a few questions.

Does that mean
you´re a bad doctor?

Bad man.
Usually a good doctor.

Are you really a bad man?

I try not to be.
I just get bored.

Look, call your kid.

He needs you.
And you need him.

You want to fuck him up forever?

Kill yourself.

No, I -- I don´t want to.

Y-Yeah, okay.

Thanks.

Unless you´re a father.

Dad?

You don´t know a lot,
but maybe you know something.

Great.
Penny´ll take care of you.

No, I´ll see you.

Trust me, she´s a reasonably
adequate doctor.

-I can´t examine you.
-Bullshit.

You´ll need a prostate exam.

I´m certainly not having
a woman do that, am I?

Through here?

PENNY:
First on the left.

We do have lots of gloves,
you´ll be happy to know.

[ Mid-tempo instrumental music
plays ]