All language subtitles for Trip Slip 2021

Yeah!

♪ First of all ♪

That punk-ass song?

Man, roll your
windows up with that!

You is disrespecting my music.

What music?

♪ Lonely girl ♪

♪ Oh, lonely girl ♪

- You too old.
- Yeah!

That's too old, man.

Come on man.

You're listening to
that boy mumbling,

he ain't rapping, I
can't even hear it.

Yo son, yo son, for real,

you're killing me.
- Come on, man.

Come on, man.
- You don't know

what you all got.

- My funeral's
nothing but years.

It's crazy.

♪ This lonely world loves you ♪

♪ Ever since he
broke your heart ♪

♪ You seem so lost ♪

♪ Each time you pass my way ♪

♪ Oh, how I long
to take your hand ♪

♪ And say don't cry ♪

♪ I'll kiss your tears ♪

- Yo, what's popping my guy?

- Yo, what's up?

Oh, today's the big day!

- Yes sir, the big day.

- Full check on day.

- I'm about to go to HR

to pick my shit up!

- What, nigga you don't
have direct deposit?

You should have been
celebrating at midnight.

- Man, my shit be overdrawn
all the goddamn time.

Besides I need a paper
check up in this bitch.

I don't fuck with no
banks, no cash apps,

no swiping up and down.

I don't do none of that shit.

- Man, that's a broke
man's mentality, man.

- What the fuck
you talking about?

that's a rich man mentality.

It's a smart man mentality.

You see how my dad lived?

- Yeah, your pops
didn't leave a reserve

to none of his kids either.

- So what?

He lived his life
payrolled in cash.

I ain't leaving shit
to my kids either.

I just finished
paying child support

on the motherfuckers
for 18 years, I'm done!

- Today?

- Yup, I just got
to go to the HR

and check a couple
of things out.

And then yo, we
celebrating tonight,

and dippin' for sure.

- Hey hit me and we dippin'.

- Oh we definitely dippin'
in something tonight, guy.

- Just don't be dipping too
hard and making more kids,

and starting all over and shit.

- Yo, how about you worry about

why your balls is
always on time out?

What the fuck?

Let me worry about mine.

You need to be worried
about getting a mancation

away from Emily crazy ass.

- Man, whatever, just
hit me up we dipping.

- Yo son.

It ain't right for a
man to be hogtied, yo.

How we go from saggy jeans

to skinny jeans,

to kilts, to hogtied?

Come on, yo.

- Man, whatever.

Yeah man, just hit
me up if we dipping.

- All right, bill you.

♪ Music to my heart ♪

♪ Sweet melody ♪

♪ You were heaven
right from the start ♪

♪ Don't ever take
you love from me ♪

♪ Look, I don't think you
wanna take your love from me ♪

♪ 'Cause look, I
don't feel complete ♪

♪ Unless you're loving me ♪

♪ Look, I can't feel no warmth
unless you're hugging me ♪

- Yo ma, what's good?

Holla at the kid.

- Oh yo yo yo, yo!

You got a problem?

- Oh, my bad, yo.

- Yeah you right.

Your bad.

- Yo son, you ain't gotta
get all huffy puffy.

I ain't know she was taken.

- Does she look like
she wouldn't be taken?

- You got a point.

My bad.

- Your bad.

- Get all swole up,

you get stole up
around here though.

Hello, hello, hello,

big lady.
- Hello, mhmm.

It's always
a pleasure to see you.

- You too.

- Yeah.

Yo, so what'd you got
going on this weekend?

- The same thing I always
have going on when you ask.

None of your business

- That's right.

- You do not have to be so
professional all the time.

I mean it's Friday.

It's the end of
the day on Friday.

Relax.

You know I mean, I mean,

loosen your bra
string up, you know?

Take the G string out your ass.

No, no that's what belong?

- Is there anything
else I can do for you?

- Actually.

You wanna make a
baby with good hair?

- Oh my god.

- I'm just saying.

Don't be ignorant.

- I'm looking at you
when I'm coming in

and I'm seeing that good
baby here you got back there.

You got that fine
fellas here back there.

That there, you know exactly.

- Look, do you need the
policy on sexual harassment

dumbed down a bit for you?

- No, I'm good, I'm good.

What have we got right here,

been waiting on this baby.

Take a deep breath.

Yes!

That's what I'm talking about.

Come on now, this is what
55.25 hours look like!

Coming right to the kid.

- So you're saying that this
is a full check for you?

- My financial obligations

to child support are
done, sweetheart.

Listen, six, one, and done.

- Seven kids?

- Yup, and I took care of
each and every one of them.

Please believe it.

- You saying it
like it's all over.

- Well it is all over.

See they 18 now.

And 18 is grown in America.

And I'm a free man in America.

Well, so to speak.

- You know what, you
look way too happy.

- Oh, I am happy.

Actually, I'm flabbergasted!

Ain't that that word?

I'm just saying, I
went from frustrated

to flabbergasted.

It's crazy.

- Bet you anything you
got seven baby mamas too.

- Oh.

Sounds like you want to
know more about the kids?

- Oh no, no, no, no.

That was just a comment.

- Actually.

There are six lucky ladies

who have kids with me.

One, two, three,
four, five, six.

The first one was Cher's mom.

Now that was my high
school sweetheart, right?

Hold on.

Then after that I was
playing ball overseas.

I had a one night stand.

Bam, out come the
twins, Ray and Reggie.

I named 'em after the shooters.

Okay, then Alnissa's mom,

I was dealing with
her for a while.

Had a little oops and
got with her sister.

Long story, but Neil was born

a couple weeks after Alnissa.

Crazy, I know, but
are you following me?

- I'm trying.

- Okay, then I was
with Elna's mom.

That was my boo boo.

We actually was
gonna get married.

Things didn't work out.

And I got with Terrence's mom.

Terrance Junior mom.

She is straight up loony,

but that's a whole nother story.

- Look, you have your check.

Is there anything
else I can do for you?

- And now check this out.

If you take the first letter

from each one of my kid's names,

it spell out Terrence.

- Goodbye, Terrance.

- Have yourself
a lovely weekend.

- You too.

- Oh.

I'm definitely about to.

Yo, son!

Get your motherfucking
trip slip signed!

Yes sir!

Oh yeah, check is all mine,

the night is all mine.

That's what I'm talking
about, overall goal.

Feel this.

Oh yeah.

Or feel this one.

This for sure we
was riding the dorag

with the Ferragamos.

Or we go with the love shop.

Boom, boom.

Mama, which one?

- Neither one of them,

hell, both of them ugly.

- Come on, ma.

- I don't give a fuck
which one you wear.

You could wear a
purple blue bow tie

with a pair of shingle drawers

with lace fronts in the front.

I don't give a fuck.

- See, it's times like
this I wish pops was alive.

- For what?

For him to give you his opinion

on two shirts?

He didn't give two
shits either.

He wasn't nothing but a
fast East coast talking

son of a bitch with a high ass.

I'm glad the Lord sent
his on away from here

because I was tired
of him anyway!

- She, sorry, Pops.

- No I ain't.

At least you would have had
some decency about yourself

if you hadn't been raised out
here in LA from an early age.

- I am decent.

I settled down, I
take care of my kids.

- You ain't did
nothing but talked

all them women into
going to bed with you,

laying up with you.

That's not decent.

- Why do you talk about
your son like that?

- How are you going to
go out and celebrate

getting off child support?

That's some of that
old East Coast shit.

Who celebrates getting
out for child support?

- What are we doing here,
we going to war here?

I've been on the West
Coast for 20 plus years.

It's my second home now!

I'm from the Weast Coast.

It's the East and the West.

- Should have been your first.

At least you would have
been a decent person.

- Hey granny.

- Hey, Junior.

- Yo TJ, which one you think?

- That one?

- Yes sir.

Thank you, son.

Some honest feedback.

- You dippin' tonight?

- You already know.

Yo, you turn 18, right?

And my check turned a
hundred percent mine.

- Can't be mad at that.

- Yo.

You 18, you grown
now, you a man.

You have to fend
for yourself, boy.

I done taught you
everything you need to know.

- Yeah.

What you teach him?

How to have a shit load of kids

that you got to take care of?

- I take care of all my kids.

And as long as he loves

and take care of all his kids,

he good with me.

- Do better, Junior.

- Mom says she'll
be back in like 40.

- Why do I feel like it's more

you about to add
to the sentence?

Oh, Ish, what's up baby?

- Hey, Junior.

- What's up, Ish?

- You spending the night?

- Nah I just stopped
by for a little.

- Okay then.

- Okay babe.

Okay, so now what's the
rest of that sentence?

- Ma says she would
like 140 from you.

From me, for what?

- She behind on a
couple of her bills.

- I'll tell you why,

because she did not
get one hot dollar

from my paycheck this week.

- Yeah, she was saying
something like that.

- She got to figure it out.

You 18 now.

Well she better figure it out.

- So I should tell her, no?

- That's exactly what you
should tell her is hell no!

- Tell her we'll transfer
it to her account, Junior.

For sure.

- We're not transferring
anything to anybody's account.

- How do you know
Junior doesn't need it?

- Because Junior said his
mother needed it to pay a bill.

Do you need it?

- No.

- A bill that means keeping
the lights and gas on

in a house where
your son still lives?

- Yes, dollface.

And there's a easy
solution for that.

See, she can simply
send me the bill

and I will send the
money to the people.

- Okay, well while
you find a loophole

to being a dad after 18,

help me unpack these groceries.

- Not a problem.

- Hey, I tried to
give you a heads up

before you took
him down the aisle.

- When are you going
to start spending time

at other relatives house?

You like grown times 10.

I shouldn't have to
keep taking care of you.

- Look here, Terrance,

don't get out of pocket with me.

Don't make me show off
in front of your wife

and your son.

- Why you so mean?

- Ish!

He think he going out tonight.

- Oh, is that right?

- It's Friday, baby,

and it's a celebration,

that's why?
- And,

what exactly are we celebrating?

- Oh, you're gonna love this.

I got a full check.

- What?

- A full check!
- Okay,

That's worth celebrating.
- Exactly.

That's what I'm talking about.

Thank you!

- Okay, but I
don't see the point

in going out to spend money
celebrating making more money.

- Ah, I figured
you would say that.

And I got that all figured out.

I'm going to dip into my

hanging with the
fellows account.

- Not gonna happen.

- What, why not?

It's a celebration.

- Terrance, we're newlyweds.

We're supposed to be hanging
out on Friday nights.

Besides, we're still
paying off our wedding.

- Honey boo boo, we hang
out every night, don't we?

Am I right?

- Yeah.

- Am I good to you ever night?

Okay.

And I know you want your space.

- No, I want my husband.

- Tell him, baby.

Keep your at home
with your new wife.

She need to get
a man to occupy her time,

is what she need to be doing.

- For him to decide
on which shirt

he's going to go out hoin'
in on a Friday night?

- I cannot stand her.

You know that's your
mother-in-law, right?

- I love her.

- What?

Y'all just went out
a few weeks ago.

- I'm a grown ass man.

And I'm going out in
a few minutes too.

- Ugh, why?!

- Because.

Same reason why you go
out, for some me time.

- You know what, Red,
you sound real stupid.

And it ain't gonna happen.

- Look, Brandy, why don't
you get your ass up,

clean up, do something

instead of talk shit all day?

- Shut up, Red.

And I do clean up.

Y'all keep running
behind me and messing up.

- Man, I mean, this
shit ain't clean enough.

- You know what?

If you go out tonight,
we gonna have a problem.

- Fuck that, we
always got a problem.

- I'm not playing, Red.

- Get your ass up, clean up

and stop harassing me all day.

Nope.

- Every time I want to go hang,

I got to go through this.

- You know what, it's not
every time you want to go hang.

It's every time you want to
go hang with T-Dubb and Kev!

- So I can't hang?

- Nope.

- Yeah, okay.

All right.

- I'll tell you what.

If you going out,

I'm going out.

- Do you, chocolate boo.

- Whatever.

- Man what keep you with her?

- You see that wagon?

Boy, sss.

- You crazy.

- Hey.

Booty make you crazy.

More important than
water and food.

- Yeah you're right, you right.

- Man.

- Nigga can't leave that.

- Hey, you know while
she talking shit

I lost my fucking lighter.

- I got one.

- Dang.

We ain't gonna never find
it in this motherfucker.

That's why I should
get a chimney.

- We going out though, right?

- Yeah man, it's
going to be popping.

- All right.

- Right off of Wilmington.

The joint, wait till
Kev and T-Dubb get here,

you know what I'm talking about?

- Look what time it is.

- Bus down.

He got the bus down too?

Man, you been working hard.

50, 60 hours a week like me.

- Man, 60.

- Man though.

Man, give me some motherfucking.

Give me some motherfucking sleep

before I go to the thing so.

You gonna have to
get up and roll.

How about that?
- Let's roll.

- All right.

Let's do this.

- I don't have keys.

Probably gonna be
able to get back in.

Oh man, maybe
a roach will let me in.

- Ooh something smells good.

Ooh, something
smells good in here.

What you doing?
- Wait, whoa whoa whoa hey!

Don't look, don't look, babe.

Don't look, don't look,

don't look.
- Okay.

Mhmm.

I knew you had something
planned for today.

- You already know.
- Mhmm.

It would've been so nice
just to go out somewhere.

I don't know, anywhere.

- Yeah?

- I guess I'm all right
with staying at home.

- That's cool, that's okay?

- We're celebrating.

- Yeah.

- We're celebrating
the fact that

I had to hear from
the girls that what,

you guys are trying
to dip out tonight?

- What?

- Yeah, Brandon and
Isha, they told me.

- Just for a few hours?

A couple of minutes
celebrating he out

his child support.

Damn, now what?

- You're not that ignorant,

celebrate something
like that, are you?

- Babe if you saw his
check all these years,

- It's called
responsibility, Kevin.

- Look, I'm not trying
to say you wrong.

I'm just saying

he can treat us out for a
few rounds for a minute.

Damn, like what?

- Well it's degrading.

And it's stupid.

- He just him.

You can't fault him for
being what he been through.

Like, damn,

what?
- Been through a lot of women!

- That's his fucking business.

Damn, like, what'd you
talking about like?

- Okay, I got out of work.

I don't really want to
do this with you, okay?

It's been a long day,
hell, a long week.

And I just want to
just sit back, relax,

eat this food, or not.

I'm tired.

- That's why I cooked
you a bomb dinner

and I made you a bomb CBD

bath.
- CBD?

- You can't beat that.

Matter of fact, let
me pour you some wine.

'Cause you over here tripping
like you had a long day.

I know you did.

Huh, just take this wine and

hang back.
- Mhmm.

- Enjoy your day.
- I'ma do that.

I'ma do that.

You know, Kev,

what I think you should do,

I think you should
just stay here with me

get in the CBD oil
bathtub, you know,

get you soaking good,
good tonight.

Ah, who am I kidding,
that's not gonna work.

Kevin, why you
always gotta leave?

Just stay here with
me, I don't understand!

Aren't I enough?

Kevin, you're not
going nowhere tonight.

You're not going anywhere.

Like that's it, it's
final!

But if you think about leaving,

oh, you will see my
face tonight, Kevin.

'Cause we're going to
pop up on that ass!

Pop, pop, pop, all of us!

We gonna pop up on that ass.

Try me, I'm not playing.

Try me.

- What's up babe,
you know I just play

this slow dance for you.

- Ooh, you trying
to dance with me?

- Man you know
gangster don't dance.

We boogie.

- Mhmm, right.

- Put that to the side.
- Doing boogie right there.

- Mmm, let me get some of that.

♪ She rides me like a freeway ♪

♪ Like she got no brakes ♪

♪ Like a new Harley ♪

♪ I can still feel
her exit coming ♪

♪ Coming coming coming ♪

♪ That's what I like ♪

♪ All right, baby ♪

♪ I love it when she
throws her legs over me ♪

♪ And squeeze my body
tightly with her knees ooh ♪

♪ Now she's putting in my keys ♪

♪ Revving me up, baby
girl such a tease ♪

♪ I like when she
throws her heels ♪

♪ Up on the pegs ♪

♪ And then she squeeze
my hand deals ♪

♪ Now we going fast ♪

♪ And when she hits a bump ♪

♪ Her booty starts to jump ♪

♪ I could spend the whole day
with you on this freeway ♪

♪ She rides me like a freeway ♪

♪ Like she got no brakes ♪

♪ Like a new Harley ♪

♪ I could still feel
her body on me ♪

♪ On me on me ♪

♪ On me on me ♪

♪ Ooh baby baby ♪

♪ She rides me like a freeway ♪

♪ Like she got no brakes ♪

- Yo son.

What's poppin?

Yo.

I got my trip slip,

signed, sealed,
delivered, I'm on!

What?

- It's an agreement.

You see I agree to be
on my responsible shit.

And she has some punishment
agenda items in there.

That sounds stupid.

- No, it's smart because it
will hold him accountable.

- I'm accountable.

- I will not get too drunk.

I will answer all your calls.

- Like always.

- I will not take my ring off.

- Ugh, who does that?

- I will not look at any booty

and I will not take any numbers.

- I never take a number.

So let
me get this right.

If he does something
dumb, which he will,

How would you even know?

- Brandy.

This is a confidential
agreement between us.

Right, baby?
- You know what?

Red's not going.

Yes I am.

Including trip slip.

- Yeah, you tell 'em!

Outta here.

♪ I got girls doing
the tick tock ♪

♪ Just to try to find me ♪

♪ So they can meet me
in secluded places ♪

♪ And get it done
to 'em real grimy ♪

♪ I take the game over
in a timely manner ♪

♪ All of a sudden my
pockets is the fattest ♪

♪ And the hos I'm sliding
my pole in is the baddest ♪

- Oh, hell no!

They wanna pull up
in front of my house

playing loud music all
in front of my neighbors?

- Man, the music's not
even that loud, man, relax!

- This is a house of
class, honey, not trash.

I mean who even
does that anyway,

pull up with loud music?

- Stop tripping.

Kevin!

- We don't even hang
out that much no more.

- It's called love and marriage.

- So what that mean,

I'm supposed to abandon
everything else in my life?

- Yeah!

I mean you see
them all the time.

- Listen, listen,
listen, listen.

It's going down.

We have family
functions where everybody go.

So?!

Front door.

- Hey, bro.

- Yes indeed.
- Wait, hold up!

- Damn.
- We going down.

To light up the hell cuz!
- Ah ah, ah ah.

Hold up.

Does he have the
key to my house?!

- Yeah, thin line.

But I opened the door up slow.

I did a little delay.

I figured I'd give y'all a
little extra time to argue.

Why?

- Why'd I delay?

Or why I got the key?

- Man, we boys.

We can have each other's
key if we want to.

We might have to
run up on somebody

who's trying to run up on you.

- You know what, I just
don't like my husband

keeping things for me.

- You're only two years in.

You'll need at least the
common law equivalent.

- At least.

See we've been
friends for 20 years.

- 20.

- You can't top that.

Terrance, I
will stop right there.

- Oh stop.

Or pause.

- Oh man.

- Man, you messing
up this man's high.

- Press master pause button.

- And it's that time, let's go.

- You're ignorant.

- Now see, Em,

I'm about to let that one slide.

And the reason is,

is 'cause I know that you are

a little emotionally distraught.

I can see it.

So I'ma let that slide
'cause you know it

and we are really
about the party

until your head spin.

So I'ma let it slide.

- Okay, oh.

Well you can slide
right up out of here,

okay?
- Oh that's what's it?

- Yeah, go ahead.

Goodbye.

Bye.

Oh, no, see, they can go.

But you're not going anywhere.

Get your nuts.

Get your nuts.

Get your nuts.

- Damn.

What's the point?

Like, you blowing shit
out of proportion.

- Oh, like you blew another
bitch out of proportion

the last time you went out

with these degenerates?
- Man, don't disrespect

me like that.

Damn, like what, what?

- Why, Kevin?

Is disrespect only
one sided now?

- Stop dwelling
on the past, babe.

Can't we get-

- Move.

- I'm outta here,
let's go man, come on.

Yo, son, I
thought you was gonna have

to sneak out.

What the fuck was that about?

He's a grown
ass man, she's retarded.

Shouldn't have to sneak out.
- Man.

That shit is stupid,
right, man that's...

See?

I told you about
the bad and bougie,

bougie, bougie broads.

Yo son,
my girl don't run me.

Man, yeah, back then.

Think of the past, man.

Once y'all got married, pssh,

in her mind, she run you.

Okay,
but in my mind,

marriage is about stability.

And I needed stability

and a two income
household.

That's
what I'm saying.

Shit, ain't got that
much stability in the world.

That's why you don't see me

marrying Brandy, do you?

What's
the point, guy?

Y'all been together
for 20 years.

I don't get it.
- That's what I'm saying.

That's the point.

How is that the point?

I
could tell you this.

They won't marry,
the married folks is.

Yeah, do seem
like that sometimes.

I ain't gonna lie,

Brandy be off that bullshit too,

I'm telling you.

But you dangle a
blunt in her face,

you can have your way with her.

Yeah, that's my
soulmate though, man.

Yeah,
your toke partner.

Come on
this toke partner.

Yeah, she
your took partner.

♪ My sweety ♪

♪ Yes ♪

- Oh shit!

- Damn, she tracking
you and shit?

- Man, she trippin!
♪ Champagne sipping ♪

- Man Red, get your girl, man.

Yo, so is
she tracking people?

- Hello?

- Hello.

Are you gonna answer the phone

all nonchalant and shit?

- Oh, what?

- I see you, Brandy!

- Boy, you see me where?

All right, all right.

You ain't gotta get out
your car, I see you.

- Why are you following us?

- Shut up, Terrence.

- Red, get your girl, man.

- I wasn't following y'all.

I came to the liquor
store to get a fifth.

- Way the hell over here?

- Yep.

And I stopped by Emily's
house on the way.

- What the fuck?

- That's right.

And this liquor store
just happened to have

Isha's favorite drink too.

- Oh, no, what the fuck?

- Roll your window down.

Man, roll your window down!

- No.

- Em, we just had
this conversation
like two seconds ago.

What are you doing?

- Clearly that went in.

- Clearly.

- Man, what y'all
trucking the cut

when we left the house?

Damn, bro, what's going on?

Ish, what happened
to the agreement?

It's supposed to be
one night out pass!

Y'all are stupid.

- Hey, see you tonight.

- I knew this was a bad idea.

- Girl, I don't know about you

but I don't want my husband

all up in these streets,

okay?
- Hmm, that part.

- You see that, you see
that girl right there?

Mm-mmm, thirsty.

- Girl, these hos are
more than thirsty.

They hungry.

- Yeah, but I don't
think Terrance

is going to get into any
trouble tonight though.

- Then why did you
write up that agreement?

- So he knows.

- Girl please, knows what?

- He knows that I'm
serious about our marriage.

- Girl, he knows that you're
serious, but he's not.

I mean, who in their right mind

would celebrate not
taking care of their kids?

I just don't understand.
- Emily!

You are exaggerating
like always.

- I don't get it.

- You know what?

No, seriously, I've been knowing
Terrance for a long time.

And what I do know is

when it comes to his
kids, he don't play.

But when it comes
to other things,

hmm, I can't confirm or deny.

- Okay Kev and Red are
not walking around here

like saints either.

- Oh, we know that.

And that's how we keep
them in line.

- You know.
- Plus you know what,

you know what, Red
is show though.

I know he doesn't do anything.

- Girl, puhlease.

When he get sloppy drunk,

ain't no telling
what he liable to do.

- Okay look, look,
they about to leave.

So we need to figure out
where they are going next.

- Hold on because

he mapped out

that spot on Wilmington.

- That same place
from last time?

- Girl yeah.
- Gross.

- Ratchet ass shit.

- Let's go.

Put my seatbelt on.
- Oh you know I'm with it.

- I ain't even in the fucking
mood to fuck around now.

When your wife pull
up on you, guy,

it fuck you up.

I might not even be able to
be on my game now and shit.

- Yo Red, let's go
to your house, bro.

- Why my house?

Man you know my shit told back.

- Man, your shit is always
told back, nothing new.

- Yeah shit, we
can't go to mine.

Big Shirley over there.

And I ain't trying
to have us smoking up

all my good shit.

- We definitely can't go

where smoke alarm Shirley is.

- And we're banned
from your crib.

- If we go to my shit, don't
judge my shit, all right?

All right, don't judge my shit.

See, I work 50-60 hours a week

so fellas, don't look at me.

- Brandy need her ass whooped.

- Man, clean all this shit up.

- Crazy with me,
I'm telling you.

- I guess this where
the celebration

gonna end up being in.

- All right, man.

We gonna get high, gonna
get this game, man.

Get this table out,
whup your asses tonight.

- You get it.
- Man, play the table.

Man put this table out already.

Get this chair.

- You just gonna sit there?

Man I'm trying to have
some dark tonight.

- Some dark when
you ain't paying?

Beggars can't be choosers, guy.

You got the table,
and I get my guy.

This my celebration.

- This man trippin.
- I'ma whoop your ass.

- I ain't gonna lie

I'm probably gonna
get drunk too.

Right here, you already know.

There we go.

Shit.

Where
that come from?

I got this from Brandy.

Otherwise she'd drink it all up!

- So let me get this straight.

She damn sure don't clean.

- Hey oh.

Playing
with nine or seven?

- We playing with seven.

You hear what I'm
saying over here?

I'm trying to find out
what's going on with you.

- Yeah, it's something there.
- Listen.

Listen, listen, guy.

She damn sure don't clean.

She smoke up all your bud.

- Hey bud.

- And drink up all your drink!

Guy, why do you keep
her around for 20 years?

Please tell me.

- I would never.

- It's simple.

- Yeah I feel you.

Hey, I ain't gotta lie.

Nigga I feel you

on that occasion.
- I don't feel you on that.

- The case is dirty.
- There's a lot going on

over there.

- Yeah the cage is strange.

- We're damn sure.

- Oh.

No you just throw with
the rest of the junk.

Hey, Brandy cool
when she wanna be.

- Cool?

Nigga when the fuck is that?

- I said when she want to be.

- Pff, when you wanna be.

Man, turn the music on.

That nigga's tripping.

- Man, order some pizza and
some wings or something.

I'm trying to get
faded up in this bitch.

- Sure got a lot of demands.

Shit.

So you got that fat ass check.

Why don't you order
pizza and the wings?

- I don't have a
problem with it.

As long as it's on
sale.

- You cheap ass fool.

- Shit if I spend
it all, then what?

- You make some more.

- Shit, if I spend
it all, then what?

- Man, play, you
holding up the game.

- Hold on, guy.

You just told me
to order the food.

I can't multitask like that.

- Shit, could have fooled me.

Your been multitasking
them kids for years!

- Oh, hold on.

I know you ain't talking.

Man.

- You fake investment banker

act like you got no
401k or something.

But there's nothing
going on there!

- I do.

- Oh, for real?
- For real?

You do, you do?
- Mhmm, yup.

Me in these forties,

saving up for retirement.

What's it like, Booboo the fool?

- Yeah, nigger.
- I would say so.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, you do.

You do.

- I really didn't think
you had no investments.

All being how you
kind of bounce around

from job to job like that.

- Yeah, I just
simply roll it over.

Oh, okay.

- Yeah so if I had
less than five Gs,

they just cut a nigger a check.

- A nigger from the hood

has some type of
financial saving?

- You know what?

And Brandy taught me
everything I know.

- Yeah, low key?

Brandy know a lot of shit, bro.

- Yeah, she full of surprises.

- Yo Kev.

What's your
investments?

- You know my investments,
fool, you know what I got.

- Yeah.

Posting that life
insurance right now.

I'm sure it's
almost gone by now.

- Yeah, and I ain't
spent none of it.

- You lie.

- My right hand to God.

- Man, I asked you
a few months ago,

let me hold something.

And you holler back "Broke!"

- That's why I still got it.

- And besides, nobody
loans you any money, son.

You never pay it back.

- Borrow from your 401K!

- That defeats the purpose

for saving up for retirement.

- Why would I loan
you a few thousand

when you can cash
out a few thousand?

- Man, you didn't know I had
a few thousand until now.

- Man that's not
the point my nigga.

- That is the point.

I had a little investment.

- Red, don't nobody
trust your investment

opportunities.
- Hell no!

- Yo, so real talk.

Your investment opportunities
have gotten me time.

- We steer clear from
Red's investments.

- Man, just order the food.

I already
ordered the food, guy.

- How you gonna order
something to eat

you didn't even ask
me what I wanted?

- Oh, cause you
ain't put in on it.

So basically you
get what you get.

- Man, that's some
fuck boy shit.

- Your mama.

- Say that to her face.

- Hell no, 'cause Big Becky
don't be playing around.

- Neither do Big Shirley.

- I can't stand her!

- Man, don't talk
about Mas like that,

I owe her big time.

- No, but you owe me big time.

I'm the one that talked her into

getting you to stay at the
house in the first place.

- You won't even pay rent.

How I'ma owe you?

- What are you talking about?

If it wasn't for me she
would have been put you out,

taking up space.

- She ain't tell me that.

- Why would she tell
a homeless teenager

something like that to his face?

Well, shit,
like she not outspoken.

- I mean she has a sensitive
side, for crying out loud.

- Yeah, a debo sensitive.

And then she'll tell
you what's on her mind

any given time with Shirley.

- Sometime, for sure.

- Go, man.

- Man, I think I want a divorce.

- What?

- Best book now.

- I'm serious though.

Emily is crazy.

- You knew that when
you married her.

What are you talking about?

Plus they all crazy.

- Right, what you're
going to do is give

one crazy chick for
another crazy chick?

- When at least, you know,

what time of day she
going to be crazy.

Real talk, because hold on,

this way you can
at least time it

in knowing it's going to happen.

But it's important.

- Shit, I manage it all day.

- I'm serious though.

Real talk?

- Real talk.

- You fading.

- Yo, so you tripping?

- Real talk though.

I got married 'cause Mas

wanted me to settle down.

She wanted me to start a family

and have kids and
shit like that.

But she gone now.

So what's the point?

- Man, don't say that.

- See, that's why you don't
need that dark liquor.

Cause you get all sensitive,

deep in your feelings
and emotional.

Shit, look at you.

- Real spit.

- Who I'ma make
proud now though?

- I mean you got other
people, you got your father.

- Man, fuck him!

He's definitely
worthy of those words.

I agree with you on that.

- Emmy, she ain't
that bad though.

- She's just mad
all the damn time.

- She always fucking mad.

She controlling.

She'd flip out in a minute.

- Yeah, but son, you knew
that when you married her.

- Man, I only got with her

because my mom and
her mom was close.

They was at the same
hospice center together.

- Oh for real? I
ain't know that.

- Damn, I didn't
know that either.

- And she didn't want no kids!

- Legit I ain't knew that.

- You keep a lot
of shit from us.

- It's embarrassing, bro.

I'm pulling from my mid forties,

with no kids, no legacy?

- Shit, you can
have one a T-Dubb's.

- Check it out.

They all over 18.

So you ain't got to worry
about no child support.

Right, shit.

Babysit one of my little mans.

Yes, with their little
bad ass running around.

Yeah Nate bald
bad than a motherfucker.

- Mhmm.

Where
they at, Old Ma?

- Nah, they over Brandy and mom

in them house now.
- They'll tear shit up too

I feel like.
- I bet it.

- Man, they like my
nieces and nephews though.

But y'all both know,

there's nothing like
having your own though.

- I feel you.

- I cannot stand Em.

I mean, I don't hate her,
but I can't stand her.

- Y'all been frontin'
for a long time

like y'all little love boat's
all picture perfect and shit.

- That's her ass.

She always be trying to
impress people and shit.

- But shit, hey
man, it worked man.

- Yo, so here's the
deal though, bro.

I got to do my due
diligence to you, my guy.

Listen, we're getting
way too old for this.

You cannot keep
chasing these girls.

It's not like that no more.

Then you got to
learn everything about them.

Mhmm.

- They mood swings.
- X.

How did he like
it in bed and shit.

- Which way to
move when you know

I'm out doing that
thing with em.

No, I do it like this.

Or do I do it like that?

- I've been feeling like this

for a long time now though, bro

- Oh, for real,
since your mom died?

- Way before that.

You know I'd do
anything to put a smile

on my mom's face.
- Yes you would.

- Big dad, cold
in a motherfucker.

Fuck cancer!

Hmm, fuck it.

- That's her, she was
putting shit on me like,

wait, Big Deb say this,
that, this and that.

That's her!

- Man, that shit ain't right.

No, and you wouldn't do that

if it especially
happened to her moms.

- Low key?

She undercover crazy
as fuck though, bro.

I'm telling you!

- I don't know how
undercover she is,

but she is evil as fuck.

She been evil the whole
damn time I known her.

Two years I've known her.

- You know what
though, real talk?

I feel like this is way,
way, way out of left field

because I'm watching you

and you play the happy husband.

You know what I'm saying?

You got your little
thin line tick,

I call it thin line

where you don't got to
work if you don't want to.

You all dibbing and
dabbing, balling out

in other businesses
and stuff like that.

You know what I'm saying?

You don't need no 401k.

Cause she your 401k.

That's the role you've
been playing lately.

- And won't learn
the homie no ends.

- I just feel like

it's way more to the story.

'Cause I see you every day

and you ain't never
brought this up.

- Man, that's because

none y'all business though.

Y'all got your own problems.

- We boys.

Your problem is my problem.

We each other's problems.

- Exactly, man.

- I'm just going to say this.

We not getting any younger

and you need that
stability, son.

So I'm telling you

do not, I repeat, do not
make the same mistakes

that young T-Dubb used to make.

- Still do occasionally.

- Occasionally?

- More often than not.

You just bout to dip
tonight there, moron.

- And I was gonna dip,
but you saw God work.

I mean, we was planning
on dipping tonight

and then God made the wife

pull up on me!

And threw a wrench in it all.

I'm just saying, you
know what I mean?

- Wait, why you got to
bring God into this?

- I have bad thoughts.

I mean, I have a
lot of bad thoughts

and then boom,

out of nowhere there's
a change of heart.

If
anybody should restrain

from getting married,

it's you.

- Hold on.

Your ass is not faithful.

I'm not the only one that
cheat on his wife in here.

Kev cheat on this chick, look.

That's about a year ago?

That should be off the record.

- Nah, my son.

That shit ain't off the record.

This is still on your record

like a credit inquiry,
like a hard query inquiry,

it's going nowhere.

You did it!

- You should have just
shacked up like me.

- You ain't no saint.

- Man, I ain't fucked
around Brandy in decades.

- I guess aside from her
keeping her messy ass house

and occasional bitching,

I guess she hold you down.
- She do?

She do.

She cool as shit.

- Whatever.

- Oh, it's a celebration!

- Yeah, yeah.
- Hey.

- Here we go with
this shit right here.

- Hey baby, hey.

- Oh my god, Brandy,

what the hell did
you do to my wife?

- What you want?

Hey!

- Ooh, I am for it.

- You know what,
the ladies needed

to loosen up a little bit.

Okay, but
don't put it all on us.

You was on one too, girl.

- Whatever, always on one.

Red know I give him
a hard time 'cause

I ain't got shit else to do.

- See? Crazy.

- For you, baby.

- Good.

You feel good too huh, girl?

- Mhmm, I am.

So let's go get us a session in.

- What?
- Uh?

- Hey it's our place.

Let's go.

And
everybody knows it!

- Uh, Brandy, you should
consider being a clean freak

because this place
is a shit's nest.

- It is pretty shitty.

- Whatever, I'll
clean up eventually.

- Let's go before they
mess up a good thing.

- Yeah, let's go.

- Just get in there
and get it done.

Y'all got company, anyway.
- Okay?

Well you know what,
I really can't talk

because babe, our place
isn't that spic and span.

- Yeah because that's
with mother be sitting
around all day.

- Well my house, it stays
in pristine shape, okay?

Kevin's mom is happy
that he married me.

- Well, I know Shirley is
happy I married Terrance.

- I don't know,

the way you chugging
that drink, man,

I'm just saying that
you drink a lot tonight.

- I mean isn't this
what you guys wanted?

For us to be on chill
and list status?

Yes.

Well you are.

Mhmm.

- Won't you all
just chill out then,

y'all messing up the vibe.

♪ What time is it ♪

♪ Time to make love
till the sun comes up ♪

♪ Till I had enough ♪

♪ What time is it ♪

♪ Time to do the grown folk ♪

♪ What I been
waiting for so long ♪

♪ Everybody wants a little
ooh ah now and then ♪

♪ The kind that makes
your toes curl ♪

♪ Ooh baby damn oh shit ♪

♪ Everybody wants a little
ooh ah now and then ♪

♪ The kind that makes
your toes curl ♪

♪ Ooh baby damn oh shit ♪

♪ This what I told her
she could do for me ♪

♪ Sat it on my face ♪

♪ And I know you want it ♪

♪ As soon as I put ♪

♪ My hands on your waist ♪

♪ Baby I know you want it ♪

♪ And oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Sat it on my face ♪

♪ Baby I know you want to ♪

♪ As soon as I ♪

- Yo, she get to
smoke up all the bud

and drink up all the drink.

- You know what she's getting.

- Is that some type of an
inside joke or something?

- Nah.

- Nah or no?

- No.

- Okay, don't you two start.

- Please don't.

- Start what?

- You guys get too
sensitive too quick.

- And y'all get
too crazy to quick?

What happened to the agreement

that we just signed hours ago?

- Oh it's still in place.

- Yeah but y'all was in
the rear view mirror though

so we left.

- Okay, it was all Emily's idea.

- No, it was Brandy's idea.

- Okay, don't lay on her.

She is not here
to defend herself.

Whatever, Isha.

- Okay, don't get
started with me.

Okay, because
Kevin's in the mood.

You swore it was not
going to end up like this.

- Hold on, miss big mouth.

Since you running your mouth,

how was it supposed to end?

- I mean she planned
the whole thing

from the get go.

We called and told her
you guys were going out.

So she told us to be
on standby, waiting.

- And?

- And then Brandy
logged into Red's cloud

and so forth and so on.

- Look, it was all in fun, okay?

We just wanted to
hang, you know,

distract you guys
from any temptations.

- Mhmm, that part.

- But you married me.

Yeah, with
the hope for change.

- Mhmm, and we know
you two together.

And Red doesn't
make it any better

because he'll have you
drinking and smoking all night

and you won't remember
the foul shit you did.

- Yup.

- I love how you had this shit

all narrated in
your head though.

- Mm-mm, mostly her.

Me, just a smidgen.

- Yeah right.
- Yeah.

But you just ran your mouth

like a little teenager
pointing all the blame to me.

- Mostly you.

- So why the fuck are
you so insecure, Emily?

Damn, I done told you once

and I told you twice!

- Are you for real?

- Yeah I'm for real.

- Why nobody tell me

the food was here?
- Look at these two.

- It sounded like you
already had your mouth full.

- You already know.

- Wait, back, back it up.

I don't want no pubic hairs

flying off your mouth
into my baby food.

Chill, my guy!

- Shut up, Terrance.

Besides, I'm waxed.

- Oh my goodness.

Boo, you are the homegirl,

but that is definitely
too much information

about something I don't want
to know about.

- I know, it's scary.

- Oh, how do you know
where my stash at?

- 'Cause I watch you stash it!

What you mean?

- No, because you nosy.

And your ass should be
right here cleaning up.

You just going to be
watching me all damn day.

- How are you to go from
a steamy sex session

to just a whole arguing
session just like that?

- You know what?

I'm around here picking
up after the kids all day.

And then they running
around here messing up.

Just like they did.

- Don't you wanna be
a damn porter all day

around this bitch?

- A porter?

- Yeah, a porter.

That's the inmate that clean
up after the other inmates

so he could cut his time out.

He did that when
he was locked up.

- He did time?

Why didn't you tell
me that he did time?

- It's none of your business.

- I'm his wife.

And I deserve to know if
his friends did time or not.

- Why?

- Don't Brandy know
everything about you?

- Yup.

- Kev.

- It's not none
of my business to!

- Why do I always feel
like the oddball out?

- Man, you overreacting.

- All the time.

- Wow.

Isha and Terrance had only
been married for a year

and I feel like she knows
more about things than I do.

- That's because
you put yourself

in that predicament.

All the time.

- How?

Because I'm not down enough?

- Hmm?

- Hey, how's that mean?

Yeah, what
does that mean?

- You guys always treat
me a certain type of way

including you and Brandy.

- Girl, if you don't...
- Uh oh.

- Be quiet and take another shot

'Cause you tripping.
- Please.

Give her something.

Chug.

- Look, I just want to
be included, all right?

- Then just sit back and chill.

Matter of fact, all y'all
need to sit back and chill.

'Cause it's supposed
to be a celebration.

- No sane person celebrates

the end of child
support payments.

- You crazy like
that crew, girl.

The hell you talking about?

- So what else don't
I know about you guys?

- Brandy used to be a stripper.

- I could have guessed that.

So was it before you
and Red or afterwards?

- What?

You think I'd put
my woman out there

to be no damn stripper?

- Like it happens,

right??
- It does, it does.

You know I might take

Ish down there for
a little sauce.

Yeah right,
shut your ass up.

- Well, you know what?

We met at the strip
club that I worked at.

He used to come to the club
every night that I worked.

And the cutest part about it was

he didn't buy his friends to
sit down on the front row.

So you know, they
couldn't get a view.

- Kev, was you there?

It don't even matter.

You know what,
strippers, they are sexy.

- But the thing is

you never really
leave the craft.

Come on guys.

Yeah, come on, come on.

Follow me, come on.

Get up, follow me.

Yes.

- There she go.

Woo woo woop!

♪ Let me throw down
down that pole ♪

- Follow me, follow me.

- Where are you taking us?

- Somewhere where you can
get business if you want to.

- Okay, well I hope it's not
a shit's nest down there.

- Oh it's not,

dang!
- This is where the magic

go down, bro.

- Yes.
- Ooh!

- All right guys.
- That's how your boy

got a toilet on.

- This is where the creative
imaginating actually happens.

You know!
- This'll feel

both of y'all up.

Let's do this!

- Let me give y'all some music.

Play that shit, mama.

♪ I'm going to the
gentleman's club ♪

♪ Where thugs get love ♪

♪ Lap dances for a dub ♪

♪ A place where playas
get laughed at ♪

♪ Girlies make they ass clap ♪

♪ And everybody's having fun ♪

♪ I'm going to the
gentlemen's club ♪

♪ Where thugs get love ♪

♪ Lapdances for a dub ♪

♪ The place where
players get laughed at ♪

♪ Girlies make they ass clap ♪

♪ And everybody's having fun ♪

♪ Oooh I'm going to the ♪

♪ You call it Wednesday ♪

♪ We call it hump day ♪

♪ Or throw a dollar at my
favorite lady lumps day ♪

♪ Where all the players go ♪

♪ Just to celebrate ♪

♪ And all the hustlers
just exaggerate ♪

♪ On dough they make ♪

♪ See it's a vacation ♪

♪ For those who working hard ♪

♪ Or just infatuation ♪

♪ For those who feel in void ♪

♪ But who knows how it goes ♪

♪ When the clothes
ain't a factor ♪

♪ When dolls get exposed ♪

♪ Now she's showing
me affection ♪

♪ Gentlemen's club ♪

♪ Where thugs get love ♪

All
right, Ish, let's go.

You're up next.

Runner up, runner up.
- Okay.

All right, but
I'm more of like a

fast music type of girl.

- Yo, give my baby
what she want.

- Okay, I got you, Ish.
- Steam it up.

- Here we go.

- Oh.
- Got you.

- Yes indeedy, my sweetay.

Yeah.

Hey girl, I know
you can do better than that.

♪ Feeling your self ♪

♪ Just to let you know that
you're not by yourself ♪

♪ I'm a team player ♪

♪ I'm a lover not a player ♪

♪ You're my best friend ♪

♪ Stay to play a hemps ♪

♪ Sit back, relax ♪

♪ And let yourself
get sure attached ♪

♪ She's such a freak ♪

- Look at my baby.
- Slide that pole.

Show us something else!

Oh, there's
that butter sauce.

So that's your man of 20 years.

All right, Em.

All right come on,
you up next, let's go.

- Okay.
- Ooh, gotta see this one.

- You know.

Tag team, girl.
- Tag team!

- Ah!
- Ah, boo!

That's
my ballerina.

- You know, I just
hope that my husband

likes watching me

as much as he likes
watching his side chicks.

Uh uh.

- I'm cool.

You can save that little
bullshit ass lap dance,

ho dance, whatever you're doing.

- I was just joking!

You know you wasn't.

- Oh my God.

When I want to be light hearted,

you want to be all sensitive.

- Hey Red.

Oh my god, I saw your
studio over there.

I didn't know you did a
little something something.

- What, you seen?

- Yes I did!

That's nice!

- Ah shit.

- Let's hear something.

- Let's get it cracking.

That's a banger!

- Play us more.

Banger.

- Man you need to get that
shit recorded, that shit.

What he said, son.

Shit, I might be able
to retire from my job.

Early retirement and shit.
- Oh my god.

- Ooh, what size are
those skates right there?

- Oh, those are a size eight.

- Girl, I have not
skated in so long.

I hope
you bust your ass.

Hey.

I mean
I do but I don't.

- First of all, I was
a professional dancer.

So my stamina and balance,

they're on point, okay?

- Girl, what kind of dancer?

Professional, minus
the pole.

- Whatever, don't
hate, don't hate.

- Jazz, tap, ballet.

Something like you know,
like this, you know?

- Man, that be the
shit, play it up.

Don't play me.

- No, for real.

Let's do this though

'cause I got some more
of these in my closet.

- Hey Red, I need a pair.

Man, your feet is
way too big, man.

Man I'll ball my toes
up in them, nigga.

- All right guys, so we're
the brave ones tonight.

We're the only ones
to put on the skates.

- Oh my god.

- But I think we should
have went outside.

- Girl, I'm not
embarrassing myself outside.

- Okay, I haven't done
this in like 20 years.

Ah!

Okay, I'm not doing
anything fancy, okay?

- All right, okay Ish, Ish.

- Let me.
- We got you.

- Ish, do not do
anything cute, okay?

- Okay, I know, I know.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

T-Dubb, no, stop, babe.

Babe, no!
- Hey!

T-Dubb, no!

No!

- Baby, ah!

Stop, baby, stop.

Terrance, really, stop, stop.

Baby, baby, stop, I'm pregnant.

- What?!

- Damn, what?

- Isha, what the fuck?

What you mean you pregnant?

When was you gonna tell me, Ish?

- I was gonna tell you,

but I was-

- But what, Ish?

What the fuck what?

You tell her before you tell me?

- It wasn't like that.

I was just trying to wait-

- This wasn't
supposed to happen.

This wasn't supposed
to fucking happen!

I can't have another kid.

I can't have no more kids.

I just paid all my money,

I've been paying 18 years!

All the money I got was
going to child support!

- Okay.
- I ain't trying

to have no more kids!

- And that's my fault?

- You got pregnant.

- You got me pregnant!

That's crazy.

- You know what you gotta do.

- Are you fucking serious?

- Hey look, I normally
don't get in shit like this.

But bro, you tripping
right now, man.

- Yeah man, you fading.

- I can't have no
more kids, man.

Yeah you fading.

- I can't have no
more fucking kids!

Terrance, I
will stop you right there.

That's fucked up!

- Yo, son.

Get your girl.

Now's not the time.

I will smooth curse her
the fuck out right now.

- No, that's fucked up!

Why would you do her like that?

- Won't you worry about

why you're not
giving my boy no kids

instead of fuck up my business!

Do that.

You okay?

- You told him that?

Kev?

Out of all things,
you told him that?

Everybody tripping.

- Man, what are you
talking about, all things?

You always gotta
have things your way!

- I never said that.

- You ain't gotta say it.

You told me a thousand times!

- And I'll say it a thousand
more, just leave it alone.

- Man, I don't wanna
hear none of this shit.

- Look, I'm not having
any more kids, okay?

I don't know much more
ways I can say that to you!

- What?

What do you mean
no more kids, sis?

- Yeah, what do
you mean by that?

- Kev, look.

- Did I hear you clearly?

- Kev.

- And you front like you
don't know shit about me?

- Kev.

- Man, back up off me, man!

I don't know who the fuck
you are anymore, man!

Dang babe, I
guess this'll blow shit over.

- Mama been nice.

I seen her been nice
eight times in her life.

And today's

one of the times.
- Well this baby is moving.

I'm trying to feel the baby.

♪ You can be my side piece ♪

♪ But you can never
be my entree ♪

♪ So what if you
fine like Beyonce ♪

♪ Look what my
gigolo would say ♪

- Hey, Kev.

Hey, what's up Ish?

- How are you?

- Hi.
- Good, good.

- Hi.
- I'm Vanessa.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

Congratulations.

Thank you so much.

- Do you know what
you're having?

- Not yet.

Hence we're at the
gender reveal party.

- Oh, hopefully one day
I'll have a baby girl.

And we're gonna
name her Sparkle.

- Sparkle?
- And we'll paint her room.

We have a bright future
ahead of us, huh babe?

- Oh.

Okay.

- That's you, Big Kev.

- So how far along are you?

- I'm not pregnant right now

but we're working on it.

- Check crazy for crazier.

My guy.

- Animal themes.

- Yes, so.

How long have you known Kev?

- Emily!

- Divorce is not even
final yet, Kevin,

you already hanging
out with skanks?

- Man, you tripping, man.

- I stopped dancing
professionally because...

I got pregnant, okay, at 17.

By a 35 year old man who
claimed that he loved me.

But he went off to be with
his wife and other kids.

- Damn Emily, you could
have just told me!

- I gave up my son for adoption.

That's not something
that I'm proud of.

I don't know what else to do.

I mean, I asked his dad
if he could help me.

He didn't want
nothing to do with me.

And my mom, she was so
livid that I gave my baby up

but I couldn't put that
responsibility on her.

- You could have
just told me though.

- Nobody knows that
about me, Kevin

- I'm your husband.

I should have known.

- Know what?

That I was a 17 year old

fast ass teenager who
was sleeping around
with married men?

- But you was too immature to
even understand that though.

- No, I knew exactly
what I was doing.

- Man you can't just
carry that weight

on your shoulders like that.

- You know, I really
loved your mom.

I don't want to disappoint her.

I already disappointed
my mom and

she would've thought
of me differently.

- Then you truly
didn't know Big Deb.

- That's one secret
that I tried to bury.

But it screwed me up.

I have so many trust issues
and insecurities about myself.

I know that my son,
I know he hates me.

I know he hates
his birth mother.

- You don't know that.

- Why wouldn't he?

- Because he don't
know the backstory

about his punk ass dad

that shouldn't have never
been sleeping around

with a 17 year old
in the first place!

- I hate my life.

- Damn babe, don't say that.

- Oh, everything is not
picture perfect, Kevin.

- It's supposed to be like that.

- You are the one
good thing that I had

and I messed that up.

I'm so sorry.

I love you, I'm sorry.

- You made it so
hard to love you.

But I never stopped.

- So what about Vanessa?

- What about her?

My wife want her husband back.

I do.

She do look kind of crazy.

I don't know where you be
finding these girls at.

- No comment.

- Boy.

- Girl!

- Boy.
- Girl.

Boy, girl,
boy, girl, boy, girl.

- It's about that
time for us to say

it is-

♪ Remember first
time I met you ♪

♪ Standing on the bus stop ♪

♪ With your tank top on ♪

♪ Sucking on a lollipop ♪

♪ I'm in my seven six ♪

♪ Baby girl I had to stop ♪

♪ Popped out while
my shift still roll ♪

♪ Throwing in work dog ♪

♪ Them bamboos done
caught my eye ♪

♪ And I can tell
by your look girl ♪

♪ You know you're fly ♪

♪ With your short shorts on ♪

♪ Trying to show your thighs ♪

♪ Tatoos on point with
some high tops right ♪

♪ Toss you on the chain,
ring on the finger ♪

♪ This brother harder
than Venus play Serena ♪

♪ Shit, I been in love
since I seen her ♪

♪ Ghetto as she wanna be ♪

Team boy, team
boy, team boy, team boy.

- No, no, no, team girl.

- All that girl stuff sound good

but I know for sure
it's going to be a boy.

Yeah, I know it's
going to be a boy.

I was right about
Terrance and Em baby.

- Em and who?

Who's the man?
- Oh baby

you know I'm talking about you.

Come on now, baby.

- Come on Miss Cher,
I just hope so.

- No baby, I'm right.

Looky here, looky here.

- Look, I'm good either or way,

however, a boy will
sound very good, right?

- Well I hope it's a boy

so we can have an
arranged marriage.

- With who?

Not with nothing coming
out of Evel Knevel.

- Baby.

- Stop it.,

- All right now.

Everybody, let me get your
attention over here, please.

For what?

- At this time, I would
like to give a toast

to my son Kevin and
his lovely wife Emily.

I'm so so proud.

Thank you guys so much.

I know it was hard for
you, son, to invite me here

because our relationship
hasn't been the best.

In fact it's been on the rocks.

But I want you to know, I
do appreciate the gesture.

All right?

Now raise your glass.

Even though your mothers
couldn't be here today,

I know that they are
with us in spirit.

And that they're very happy

that our family is expanding,

as well as I am.

I love you son.

- I love you too.

- Here, here it is.

Here's to a girl or a boy!

- Team blue, team blue!

You have
to drink that.

- That's right, sis, thank you.

Raise
them up, raise them up.

Baby girl.

It's blue!

It's a boy!

- Hi.
- Aw.

Hey, Epiphany.

- Hi, baby, where is she?

She's right here.

Hi, baby!

Aw, look at
daddy's baby girl, yeah.

Epiphany!

- Is daddy and mommy
on the way home, baby.

- Hi baby.

- She's perfect.

- Number eight.

- Too great.

Mama?

♪ Right from the start ♪

♪ Don't ever take
your love from me ♪

♪ Music to my heart ♪

♪ A sweet melody ♪

♪ You were heaven
right from the start ♪

♪ Don't ever take
your love from me ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Ooh yeah ♪

Em, why you
so insecure, damn?

If I told you once,
I told you twice.

Damn, like.

Keep that
cake in that mouth.

You took so long.

- Key lime, wait!

Retake.

- Oh, shh..

- You know.

Tag team, girl.
- Tag team!

- Ah!
- Ah, go!

That's
my ballerina.

I would
hope that my husband

likes watching me

as much as he likes
watching his side chicks.

You know me.
- Uh uh.

- I'm cool.

You a bomb CBD bath.

- CBD, for real?

- You can't beat that.

Matter of fact, let
me pour you some wine.

- Okay.

I think I'ma go freshen up baby.

And cut.

- Why you so insecure, Brandy?

Damn, why you go.

- That's not me there.

- I got a version.

Not bad.

- Cut it there, run it back.

Not bad line talk.

You in trouble
now.

- Who the fuck is Brandy?!

Liar, liar.

- Don't say that to Emily.

- You have me squabbling here.

All right guys,
let's pick it up from...

All right, Brandy, I'll
clean up eventually,

I'll clean up
eventually, action.

- I'll clean up eventually.

Red.

He lost in it.

He lost in his soul!

- I was in 20.

♪ A sweet melody ♪

♪ You were heaven
right from the start ♪

♪ Don't ever take
your love from me ♪

♪ Look, I don't think you
wanna take your love from me ♪

♪ 'Cause look, I
don't feel complete ♪

♪ Unless you're loving me ♪

♪ Look, I can't feel no
warmth unless you hugging me ♪

♪ Silk sheets and
a Vegas suite ♪

♪ Popping them
bottles of bubbly ♪

♪ Hey, music to my heart,
music in my veins yeah yeah ♪

♪ Music in my soul ♪

♪ Music keeps me
sane yeah yeah ♪

♪ On the eye and smiling
how you make me feel ♪

♪ Stay giving me your all ♪

♪ Never put up no shield ♪

♪ Keep it real you
know the deal ♪

♪ You're my perfect match ♪

♪ And when I go through pain ♪

♪ You the perfect patch ♪

♪ Heaven from the
start till infinity ♪

♪ Baby girl it seems
I got a body ache ♪

♪ Into physical ♪

♪ Ain't too much more that
I think that I could take ♪

♪ I need a recharge ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ I try to handle on my own ♪

♪ Glad you play it well ♪

♪ Off the strength
that's in my backbone ♪

♪ Still I got the strength
to show you that it's on ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ Ooh let's take it slow,
let's take it slow ♪

♪ I'm in no rush to
interrupt this flow ♪

♪ Keep it cool ♪

♪ Steady steady as you go ♪

♪ I'm loving this way
you're loving this ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ Gratefully ♪

♪ You got the same
coming in return ♪

♪ I believe in giving
you what you earn ♪

♪ Sexy do your
thing, girl gon end ♪

♪ Hear me babe ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ The blacker the berry
the sweeter the juice ♪

♪ And it's because of you ♪

♪ That these things are true ♪

♪ I appreciate the
time that you give ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ You got it together
every time that we meet ♪

♪ Either in the club ♪

♪ Or when we bump
in those reeds ♪

♪ If we think about
it common need ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ You're highly pretty
and you're honey sweet ♪

♪ All the things you do
mean so damn much to me ♪

♪ Let's go to dinner
baby it's my treat ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ You're corpo conflicted,
you got pretty teeth ♪

♪ You're what most men might
call a good commodity ♪

♪ If I can have you on my team ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ We can do this
we can do this ♪

♪ Heal me babe ♪

♪ I need you ♪

♪ To come here ♪

♪ Be sexual with me ♪

♪ And feel it's real ♪

♪ I'll feed you ♪

♪ All the food that you need ♪

♪ It's spiritual
through physical ♪

♪ I need a healing ♪

♪ From you I need a healing ♪

♪ From you from you ♪

♪ I need a healing ♪