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BRADLEY:
Oh, God.
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SHONA: [over phone]
Do you know what I mean?
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[Bradley grunting]
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[hob beeping]
And no puppetmaking classes, okay?
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Or any of that shit.
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I don't want to learn a new skill.
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Just something, like,
really laid back, you know?
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But that doesn't mean I don't want fun.
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All right, what if I did, like,
a nice meal or something?
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Squats. Squats now.
SHONA: A nice meal?
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My friends aren't gonna fly
all the way from Ireland for a nice meal.
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I'm not your bloody travel agent, Shona.
You said you were laid back.
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SHONA:
Yeah! I am laid back.
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But it's my hen. Just
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God! Surprise me.
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What are you up to now?
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Squats?
Yeah.
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Yeah, squats.
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I need to do squats.
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I've lost my arse.
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Oh, and while I'm at it,
no naked butlers
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I'll put you on speaker.
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You know, I hate all that.
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Like a handsome chef is...
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Something classy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Cheeky, you know?
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Don't mind if it's cheeky.
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So, uh...
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Oh, did you manage to get Richard
over the finish line yet?
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Shona!
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You're on speaker phone.
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[Bradley laughing]
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This is about sex with Richard, Shona?
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He didn't ejaculate.
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Oh, Jesus, Shona!
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No need to be so medical.
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Even with those great tittybojangles?
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Bradley! Thank you.
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Have you tried everything though?
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You know, mouth, hands,
on top, behind, all that?
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Well, yeah, it was full service really.
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At one point, I was working away at it
like it was a potter's wheel
but no cigar.
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Shona reckons it's normal
'cause Vish couldn't get a boner
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after his granny died.
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Aine!
[Bradley laughing]
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I told you that in confidence.
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AINE:
Ah, sorry, Shona.
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Vish's granny may or may not be dead.
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Yeah, his penis might be grieving.
What?
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Might be sad
from all the death in his house.
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Yeah, 'cause his wife died.
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AINE:
Oh, my God! She wasn't his wife.
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Well
Can we just stop talking about this now?
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Just go back to your stupid hen.
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Aine!
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Aine, men keep their sadness
in their penis.
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Like, they keep
all the panic and the pressure in there
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so they don't have to talk about it. Ever.
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Sheesh. [breathing heavily]
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Oh, fuck this. Look, um...
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Don't forget to type up those notes
for the meeting tomorrow. Okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
James, uh, is doing loads of it
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and then I'll work on my bit this evening.
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I've done loads of notes though.
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Good. Well, notes are good.
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Type them up.
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Oh, and don't half arse my hen.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
SHONA: Okay.
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I'm gonna go. I love you.
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AINE:
I love you.
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Hey, go lower, please.
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Oh, only caI honestlyThat's
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Oh, no. I have to sit again.
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Sorry.
You look like your womb fell out.
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[Aine cackles]
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♪
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You know,
I actually think men use vaginas
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as a place to store their unhappiness.
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Like a warm, wet garage for their issues.
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BRADLEY: Oh, my God, Aine!
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No, I'm justI didn't want
to get lettuce crumbs everywhere.
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Why don't you ever eat anything
off a plate, you numpty?
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Well, lettuce
is in itself nature's plate.
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See? It literally takes seconds.
Oh!
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Well, now I have to bloody wash a plate.
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Sitting down and eating off a plate
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tells your soul you care about it.
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I don't have a soul.
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[sighs] You look
like a depressed person from a film.
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It genuinely stresses me out.
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Yeah, but my whole life
does not revolve around
how I look, Bradley.
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What, and mine does
because I eat off a plate like an adult?
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Oh, I literally did not say that.
You took that wrong.
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You took what I said wrong.
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Here, have some bread.
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Apology accepted.
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Oh, I was not apologizing.
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Believe you me.
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[phone buzzing]
Oh! Mmm.
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[gasps] I got a text!
Oh, she's got a text!
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Mm, I got a text!
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What'd he say?
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Oh, my God!
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[gasps]
Oh, yay, he wants to see me this evening.
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Okay, right.
You know what you need to do?
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What?
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Distract the sadness out of his penis.
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Pfft.
Like, up the horny.
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Like put on, like, some sexy clothes.
Do a little dance.
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What, really?
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Yeah, Emma's done it for me
a couple of times.
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And, honestly, boner for days.
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Seriously?
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Days.
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♪
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[knocking on door]
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Hello, Mr. Kirby.
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[giggles]
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Hey.
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Do you have a speaker
that connects to Bluetooth?
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[hesitantly] Yeah.
Great.
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Uhoh. I got a feeling
this is gonna cost me.
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Oh, yeah, it's gonna be
a very expensive dance.
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Dance?
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What, like Britain's Got Talent?
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No. Don't make me laugh.
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This is serious.
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Sorry. I apologize.
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But, also, well done
for knowing that cultural reference.
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♪ "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches
playing ♪
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Oops.
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No. I told you before, sir.
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Thank you.
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♪ Sucking on my titties
like you wanted me ♪
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♪ Calling me all the time like Blondie ♪
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♪ Check out my Chrissy behind ♪
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♪ It's fine all of the time ♪
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Can I just...
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Ah, yeah.
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♪ What else is in the teaches
of Peaches ♪
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♪ Huh, what? ♪
RICHARD: Okay, well...
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Hello.
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♪
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Right, okay, I don't care
what it's costing me.
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Ooh.
I'm doing this.
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♪ Fuck the pain away ♪
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You're going to incur a very big fine.
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Oh, really?
Mmhmm.
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From the council.
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♪ Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away ♪
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♪ Fuck the pain away ♪
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Yeah, I'm definitely
giving this establishment
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five stars on Tripadvisor.
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Uh, I will visit again and I
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Yeah, I will bring friends.
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Hey, lovely as that was...
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Mmhmm. LoWait, now, lovely?
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What, like a nice bun at a tea party?
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No. Hot and raunchy
and sexy as that was,
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I don'tI don't need you to do all that.
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Uh, what?
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Oh!
What?
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Well, now I feel silly.
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Why?
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What, did you think it was silly?
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II think you can very well tell that
I didn't think it was silly. Come here.
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No.
Come here.
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No.
Please.
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No.
Come here.
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No.
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No, I mean, I just maybe
just started feeling
a bit of pressure
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each time we're together
to, you know, perform.
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Ironically.
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Oh, my God. I didn't...
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Uh! I...
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I was not...
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I was not trying to put you
under any pressure at all.
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I thought I might just get you
out of your head.
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Yeah
Like I'Cause like
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II wasI was
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I was feeling like I wasn't,
you know, performing for you
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That's what I'm saying.
I don't need you to perform.
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You're gorgeous and amazing and fun,
and I just...
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I just feel this sometimes almost...
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sort of, panic and...
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What aboaboutabout
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About me? About us?
No, not at all.
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Aboutabout anything in particular?
No, it's, uh...
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getting older...
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My body and Etienne and feeling stuck,
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and I feel terrible saying all that.
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But, you know,
I'm suddenly responsible for him
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and not necessarily wanting to be and
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Yeah, I don't know.
It's just sometimes I...
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Sorry.
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No.
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Then that all gets
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compressed into your penis.
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[both laughing]
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[laughing]
Sorry. No. I'm sorry.
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Compacted into my penis?
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[laughing]
And compressed.
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You lift me up.
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You're always so up.
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That's all part of the service here
at Coco's Sexy Lounge.
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♪
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SHONA:
Morning, Julie.
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Oh! Ha.
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Yeah.
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SHONA:
Are they from your...
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The new...
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CHARLOTTE:
WhI mean...
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I don't know if we're there yet,
but, uh, yeah.
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Well, nothing says, you know,
like, um...
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flowers sent to your desk.
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Well, you can have some
for your desk if you want.
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No, it's okay. I like plants.
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I mean, flowers are nice but they're...
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you know, dead.
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Well, they're still in water
so they'rethey're alive.
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Anyway, um, Aine is waving at you.
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AINE:
Shona.
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Oh. Yeah. Thanks.
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AINE: [in a New York accent]
There she is. Sassy as you like.
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Shona!
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Nice to see you but, unfortunately,
get the fuck out of my office.
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You're fired.
[all laughing]
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From business.
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And James here is taking your job.
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Who me, boss?
I'm gonna run, uh, the...
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[in New York accent]:
thethe district?
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Yeah, sure, the district.
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Nice to meet you, James.
Aine, get out of my chair.
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Sure thing, business lady.
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Uh, those notes you sent me
weren't typed up properly.
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Yeah, Julie, so I need
a few more plants for the office.
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Just like five succulents
or, you know, whatever.
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I was sort of in the middle
of a lunch break.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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No, no. I'll do it. Fine.
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Uh, coffee okay?
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[normal voice]:
Oh, my God. Yeah, it was mwah, mwah.
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Woke me right up.
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I'll give your compliments
on to the machine.
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[all laughing]
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SHONA: You not sleeping again?
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Oh, I'm grand.
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Hey, you know what her, um, sign name is?
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It's actually, uh, Shona.
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So just Shona with a...
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[blowing raspberries]
...at the end.
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Traditional Irish name.
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Can I use that?
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No.
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Uh, um... I'll get on to some plants.
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ASAP.
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Thank you.
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Julie is, uh...
She's overqualified for the job,
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but, you know, she still needs
to do all that stuff.
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We all did.
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JAMES: And we're already trialing
the online platform.
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Aine's got a student away in France.
263
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Etienne, yeah, yeah. She mentioned him.
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That's what I love about Aine.
265
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She always pays such an interest
in the wellbeing of her students.
266
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Aw, James.
267
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Take Etienne's dad.
He was a bit tricky in the beginning.
268
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In what way was he tricky?
AINE: Ah, no, he wasn't.
269
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But he came around in the end, actually.
270
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Yeah, no. I feel I definitely,
um, eh, got him there in the end.
271
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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I'm sure
he'll write her a great review now.
273
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Yeah, you'd think.
JAMES: Yeah.
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Word of mouth and reputation
are so important in business.
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Our students always, always come first.
276
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And then, you know, obviously,
you leave room to allow for life
277
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and the fact that we're just human beings.
278
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Yeah. I suppose
I'm just wondering what sets this apart
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from other businesses out there.
280
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Oh, well, one thing
281
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'Cause I didn't put in the notes
'cause I didn't type
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But I would love to do something
283
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We could help kids
maybe make friends or socializing,
284
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and I just think a lot of children
actually have a tough time with that.
285
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Yeah, I love that idea.
Yeah.
286
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I suppose I'm just worried that
Aine isn't gonna have the capital
to invest, that you need.
287
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Mammy is giving me the money.
288
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What do you mean,
Mam is giving you the money?
289
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Did I not put that in the notes?
No, you didn't put it
290
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What do you mean
Mammy's giving you the money?
291
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Because she said
she'd rather give me the money now
292
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than when she's dead
and she can't see what I'm doing with it.
293
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Don't talk about Mammy being dead, Aine.
294
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Mammy bought you the fridge
when you moved into your house, Shona.
295
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Bullshit.
296
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[James clears throat]
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Um, also, uh,
in terms of setting us apart,
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we were thinking about a program
dedicated to entrance exams
299
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to private schools
like Harrow, Eton, and...
300
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Mmhmm, yeah, and that would be
a real moneyspinner going into the
301
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Not being negative, but why would
wealthy international parents decide
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that you two are the ones
to get their kid into Eton?
303
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Well, uh, I went to Eton, so...
304
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Yeah.
AINE: It's there in his CV.
305
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So I’ve got the inside scoop.
306
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.
It's just, um...
307
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Just would've been handy
to have seen that on the notes, Aine.
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♪
309
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Oh, guys,
I think it's absolutely amazing!
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AINE: Oh, well, unless I fuck it up.
311
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Oh, no, no, you won't fuck it up.
Don't be silly.
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AINE: Oh, you, of course, won't let me.
313
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He's great. I mean,
theythey're both great.
314
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And, James, you just need to get Aine
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to type up that extra element that
316
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Which is a great idea, Aine.
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And then I'll get it
into the bank Monday, maybe?
318
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Monday.
319
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Well, I'll do it this weekend then,
and your hen, don't worry.
320
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Uh, by the way, Charlotte, um,
321
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I'll give you a date
for the hen on Monday.
322
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Oh, I'm not sure I'm free, sadly.
323
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Oh, but you don't know the date yet.
324
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James, I, um... I'm getting married,
um, to my fiancé, uh, Vish.
325
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Vish is Indian.
326
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Oh, uh, that's good to know.
327
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Um, I might just go to the loo.
328
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CHARLOTTE:
Oh, it's just by there.
329
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Oh, no, yeah, Julie said earlier
it's actually the ladies.
330
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Uh, where is the gents?
331
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CHARLOTTE: Oh, uh...
SHONA: Uh...
332
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I think it might be
one floor down, maybe?
333
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,000
Listen, guys, congrats
on starting the business.
334
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It's a big deal
to start something together.
335
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JAMES: Thanks so much for that, Shona.
SHONA: Yeah.
336
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It's really great
to get an external eye.
337
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,600
Yeah. We need to head on.
Um, and James needs his wee.
338
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Back to work and stuff.
Yeah. It's brilliant.
339
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But, um, what are you up to this weekend?
Any plans?
340
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,840
Yeah, plans. You, yeah?
341
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,560
Yeah, plans. [chuckles]
I'm up to here with wedding admin and
342
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But maybe I could, uh
We need to kick on.
343
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As I say, James needs his wee, so...
344
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Um, but, yeah, typing and weeing.
So, have a good day though.
345
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♪
346
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Okay, so this one...
What? And I'm doing it with my face.
347
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ALL:
Happy.
348
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So what does my face look like?
349
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Crazy?
Very funny, Mo. No, not crazy.
350
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,400
Joke, joke. Eh, no, is easy. Is happy.
351
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,680
Is it? Well, it's not easy.
It's not easy for everyone.
352
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,880
Right, full sentence?
353
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,320
I felt happy.
354
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,440
Yes, but handup, please Alina.
Put your hand up.
355
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,560
"Felt happy." So that one is past tense.
356
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,560
Then in the present tense, "I felt happy?"
357
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,160
I feel sad.
358
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,200
"Feel sad"? No, no, no.
No, "I feel happy."
359
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,120
No, if you felt happy,
and that is in the past,
360
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,680
then this is the present,
and you should feel sad,
361
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,520
because you felt happy in the past.
362
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,720
Oh! Yeah.
363
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,000
Yeah, I mean, that'sYeah, that's
364
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,760
I mean, that's
That's so... advanced, Chien.
365
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,400
Sometimes, I really think that
you should be in level two with David.
366
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,240
No, he's too low energy.
367
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,760
Yeah, that's totally fair, to be fair.
368
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,160
Right, okay. The next one.
369
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,880
What do we feelOoh, this is yuck.
370
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,200
Uh, say it with me.
371
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,680
ALL:
Lonely.
372
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,480
You can feel lonely if you
Ah, if you miss
373
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:48,080
If you miss someone you can feel lonely.
374
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,160
I might miss someone or something.
375
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,320
You know, or anything,
you can miss anything.
376
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,440
Uh, sometimes you don't even...
377
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,080
know what it is.
378
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,640
I miss my girlfriend in Bulgaria.
379
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,640
Jesus, Victor,
you've risen from the dead there.
380
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,480
That'sYeah. Brilliant. Brilliant!
381
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,120
I mean, not brilliant.
382
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,760
I never felt this. I am very happy.
383
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,320
Great for you.
384
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,560
Um, okay. Oh, but this next one.
385
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,520
Mo, this is a good one.
This is the one you can use.
386
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,680
Because this next one is...
387
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,320
ALL:
Angry.
388
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,760
What does anger look like?
389
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,280
I hate this!
390
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,200
My God, Victor! Please, sit down.
What's wrong with you?
391
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,960
No, I just doing angry, as you said.
392
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,560
That was very funny, Victor.
393
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,680
He's back in the game today.
Jesus, my heart!
394
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,400
[chuckles] Keeps me young.
395
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:39,240
Em, uh, yes, angry. God, phew.
396
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,200
Do you what, guys?
397
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,360
We're all just out here trying, aren't we?
398
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,680
And really, communication, it'sit's
it's more than just all of this.
399
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,600
Communication is...
ALL: Connection.
400
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,840
It's connection. Exactly.
401
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:57,200
And, GodGod love you all,
trying to learn all of these words.
402
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,200
Because it's hard. English.
403
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,200
And sometimes youActuActually...
404
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,720
Actually, what you wanna do is scream.
405
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,160
"Eat off fucking plates please," huh?
406
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,480
[sighs]
407
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:33,480
Hi, Richard, uh,
it's Aine here from Coco's Sexy Lounge.
408
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,040
And, um, I know
we don't have that many weekends left.
409
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,320
Actually, you're busy
this weekend anyways.
410
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,920
But, I was just, eh, wondering
411
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,640
if you would mind
if we did, like, a weekday instead?
412
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,760
It's just 'cause I just realized
I've just, like, so much work
I got to do at the business.
413
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,000
And then I have to help my sister
with wedding plans,
414
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,360
and then there's, like,
her whole hen to plan,
415
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,000
and then just, like, other teaching stuff.
416
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,960
Um, and also, you know,
I have to make up new dances
417
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,240
for the, um, the Sexy Lounge, obviously.
418
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,000
Well, have a good weekend.
Uh, and, uh, bye.
419
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,320
[sighs]
420
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,520
And then he came at her with a knife.
421
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,920
God, poor woman.
422
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,880
MAMMY:
She lost her baby from the stress.
423
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,760
Oh, Jesus, good Lord.
424
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,360
Well, the baby wasn't his of course.
It was the brother's, but still.
425
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,600
He sliced her straight across the neck.
Buried her in the back of the pub.
426
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,640
God!
427
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,080
EastEnders has gotten so violent.
428
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,560
MAMMY:
Keeps me entertained.
429
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,720
Have you asked Shona
to help you with the work?
430
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,360
No, I'm doing it myself. I'm grand.
431
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,760
God, you know,
sometimes Shona treats me
432
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,000
like I'm some badly written
female character in a shit American movie.
433
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,360
Oh, you're perfect like me.
Mammy, don't interrupt me.
434
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,080
Oh, I can't do anything right.
435
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,000
Like, I'm a good teacher, and I'm kind.
436
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,440
And I might not have that much money,
437
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,920
and sometimes, you know,
I get the blues or whatever,
438
00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:00,760
but, like, some people are the lads who,
uh, buy the pesticides that kill bees,
439
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,000
or are rapists
or run dodgy big pharma companies
440
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,200
Yeah
Mammy, don't interrupt.
441
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,640
Or are the people who set up
those highcost loan companies
442
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,000
that exploit vulnerable people.
443
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,560
It's, like, why are they not the messes.
444
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,240
Yeah, well, I need to wee,
takes a while these days,
445
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,800
so I'll say good night. Love you.
446
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,960
Mmm. Love you, bye.
447
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,080
[sighs]
448
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,560
[grunts]
449
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,600
[sighs]
450
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,400
All right.
451
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,400
I'm okay, come on.
452
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,000
All right. Come on, Aine. Here we go.
453
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,920
[laptop chimes]
No.
454
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♪
455
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♪
456
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,840
♪
457
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,520
♪
458
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,600
♪
459
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SHONA: [on voicemail] Hey, honey.
Uh, not heard from you all weekend.
460
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,840
But, um, just wanted to say,
you've got some brilliant iideas,
461
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,760
and, you know, I'm not sure
that came across in the meeting.
462
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,520
But, um, you wanna email me over
some of your thoughts?
463
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,520
Like, I can help you sort through them.
464
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,160
Anyway, love you.
465
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,600
[sighs] God.
466
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,080
[sighs]
467
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,680
Ugh.
468
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,920
Go fuck yourself, red light.
469
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,760
[car horn blaring]
[brakes squealing]
470
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,640
[car door slams]
MAN: Shit, shit!
471
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,240
Are you okay?
472
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,840
I'm good, yes.
473
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,600
Yeah, the bike. Bike.
474
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,800
Jesus, what are you doing,
running a red light?
I could've killed you.
475
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,560
It's not my bike.
Do you need an ambulance?
476
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,720
No, no, no.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
477
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,720
[indistinct muttering] Yeah. Sorry.
You all right?
478
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,400
Yeah, absolutely. Thank you very much.
479
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,480
Thank God, you have your helmet.
You're lucky to be alive.
480
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,560
It's not my bike.
This isIt'sSorry, I just
481
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,000
It's fine. It's fine. It's
The bike's fine. You sure you're okay?
482
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,320
Yeah, yeah, I'm grand, yeah.
483
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,520
Hi, Shona. Uh, thanks a million
for your voice note.
484
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,360
I, um, uh, would love your help, actually.
485
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,520
Uh, I think maybe
if you could, like, do a structure
486
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,480
for how you think it should look.
487
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,080
And then, uh, and also thanks a million
for the meeting the other day.
488
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,000
Um, I know you're really busy...
489
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,000
with your sex work.
490
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,040
So, um, yeah, I really appreciated that.
Not sure if I said that on the day.
491
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,240
But, um, okay, uh, love you.
492
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,240
And, um...
493
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,760
Don't work too hard at your sex work.
494
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,600
LOL.
495
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,120
Mm.
496
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:39,800
Mm.
497
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:47,920
Oh.
498
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,000
Eh.
499
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♪ "I'm Alive" by TTRRUUCES playing ♪
500
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♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
501
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,120
Ooh.
502
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,400
♪ To see your face,
it always makes it worthwhile to survive ♪
503
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,360
♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
504
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:14,760
♪ To see your face,
it always makes it worthwhile to survive ♪
505
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,760
♪
506
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,880
♪ Are you high right now? ♪
507
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,520
♪ Outside with the guys
and bareflesh honeys ♪
508
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,280
♪ Tank tops, ice pops
Margarita... ♪
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