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I love weddings. I love them.
I can't wait.
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You taking the piss?
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I think, I think.
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It's going to be the
highlight of the year.
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Yes, um, Paul's asked me
to be his best man.
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But you don't even like each other!
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Yes, we do.
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You'll have lots of fun
on the stag do, won't you?
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Mmm-hmm. With all Paul's friends.
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Mmm.
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I'm going to put bells on it.
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So you'll jingle
when you come up the aisle.
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Nice. This is the one I'm thinking
is the most bridesmaids-y.
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Yeah, that's really nice, Laur.
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I think Laura would
look lovely in a veil.
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Just something to, you know...
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...not hide her face, but...
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I know what you mean.
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Now give me a kiss.
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I want tongues.
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What do you want tongues for?
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Just do it.
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Imagine being married
to me for 25 years.
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He'll end up killing me.
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No, I won't.
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Go away, Paul, I don't
want to speak to you.
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Well, I'm not going anywhere,
darling.
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DOOR SLAMS
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I can't wait for the wedding.
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This programme contains
some strong language.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Becks...
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Becky?
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KNOCKING CONTINUES
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Becks.
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Becky.
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KNOCKING
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Wake up, Becks! It's my wedding day!
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I'm getting married today, Becks!
SHE GIGGLES
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It's five to seven.
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Becky!
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I'm asleep.
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Tell her to go away.
It's five to seven.
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You tell her. She's your sister.
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You're closer to the door.
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No, I'm not.
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Becks! It's my wedding day!
Get up, you lazy bitch!
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That's it. You are going out there
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and you are telling her
to go back to bed.
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Yeah, all right.
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Becky! Wake the fuck up.
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Becky!
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Get up, you silly slag.
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Is she awake?
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Uh, Shelly,
did you open the champagne?
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No, I...
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Who the fuck do you think you are?
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I think she's gone.
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Becky. OK.
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The ceremony doesn't start till two.
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Who needs...
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...eight hours to get ready?
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Seven hours.
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I reckon she's gone
back to bed for a bit,
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realised how early it is.
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PHONE RINGS LOUDLY
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Noooooo!
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Right, that's it. Answer the phone.
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Come on! Please...
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PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
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SHE GROANS
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SHE YELPS
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SHE GROANS AND HE CHUCKLES
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HE SNIGGERS
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Oh, God, I can smell myself.
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That's a new low.
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How was Paul last night?
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Steve.
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You looking forward
to doing your speech?
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I'm just going to keep speaking,
so you might as well get up.
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Why aren't we like that?
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Steve!
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Why aren't we like that?
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Oh, my God, shut up! What?!
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One - of course you
can smell yourself.
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You're a stinky bitch.
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Two - Paul was depressing.
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I left him in the pub because
he made me want to die.
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Three - my best man's
speech is fine.
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I got it off the internet.
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And four - why aren't we like what?
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Because we're not a pair
of fucking arseholes.
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So you're awake, then?
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Yes, I'm awake!
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BANGING
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Beck! Becky. Beck! Becky!
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BANGING AND CALLING CONTINUES
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You are such a knob!
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Beck! Wake up, Beck,
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it's my wedding day!
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Wake up, Becky, it's
Laura's wedding day!
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ALL: Hooray!
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Happy wedding day!
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Oh, my God, Becks, look at Shell.
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SHE GIGGLES
Oh, my God!
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Steve.
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Imagine going to
a wedding like that!
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You all right?
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Yeah. We think it'll fade.
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She thinks it'll fade.
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Try not to laugh. It's ugly.
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You OK, Laura? You sleep OK?
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Um, yeah.
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I was a bit on edge
at first, if I'm honest,
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but I had a little wank
and slept like a log.
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Good.
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Let's see your room, then.
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I'm sure there's something
we can do about it. Yeah.
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I was saying there must
be a cream or something.
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Yeah. There must be.
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And anyway, when I'm all dressed up,
I don't think anyone will notice.
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BABY GRIZZLES
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Ha! My room's twice as big as yours
and it overlooks the car park.
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Come on, girls! Time for girly fun!
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You're going to do my toenails.
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Paul!
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Wake up, Paul,
it's your wedding day!
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This is your wife speaking!
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I can hear him snoring. Aww! Aww.
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I love you, Paul, baby!
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See you later, husband!
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Could you take this for a sec?
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Thanks.
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Great.
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BABY WAILS
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I've got seven hours of that.
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STEVE LAUGHS
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At least you didn't have
to go out with Paul last night.
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It was the pits.
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You know, beneath all
that crap he gives out,
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when you actually chat to him,
when you actually just sit down
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and have a chat with him,
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he's actually really, really boring.
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SHE COOS
One minute. I'm trying to wee.
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There's a good girl.
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SHE SNEEZES AND BABY GOES QUIET
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He was telling me how Ryman's
get deliveries on a Wednesday.
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Seriously, that's a half-hour
I'll never get back.
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BABY WHIMPERS
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I had to leave him,
I was falling asleep.
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I think I'm coming down
with something.
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BABY CONTINUES TO GRIZZLE
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Here. Let me.
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Thanks.
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Hey! Come on!
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Don't be like that.
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It's Uncle Steve!
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Uncle Steve, Uncle Steve,
ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba.
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BABY STARTS TO CRY
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Shall I... Yep.
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I'm going to bed.
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Steve, you going to wake my Paul up?
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You're meant to be
the best man, remember!
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Do you want to be
a bit quieter, yeah?
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You should've heard Shelly
first thing this morning.
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I thought she was going
to kill herself.
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Shall we be a bit quieter?
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It's really early.
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I think she did it on purpose.
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At her age you'll do
anything to stand out.
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It's seven o'clock, Laur.
People are trying to sleep.
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Did you get biscuits in your room?
Yeah.
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Yeah so did I, except
mine were shortbread.
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Yeah, I think ours
were shortbread. Lovely.
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Yeah, but they gave me two of them.
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Yeah, I think we got
two of them, actually.
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Yeah, but mine were nicer. OK.
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Right, everyone!
The chief bridesmaid's here!
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She's going to start with
a little speech about me and Paul
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while we all get shit-faced!
You what?
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ALL: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
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Ah, Bianca, I'm sitting there...
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Paul...?
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It's a privilege to be here with
Laura on her special morning.
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Laura and Paul are just so perfect
for each other it's amazing.
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So it's going to be a great day.
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CLAPPING
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What a lovely speech.
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Really lovely.
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Very moving.
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Aww. That's so sweet of you, Becks.
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Thank you.
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She's such a cutey, isn't she!
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BOTH: Yeah.
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I'm genuinely touched.
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I'm genuinely, genuinely,
really touched.
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I don't deserve it.
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I don't deserve it at all
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but thank you so much.
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Anything to add?
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Yes... Up you get.
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No answer?
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No. Afraid not.
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It's Steve, isn't it?
Yeah. Lee. Yeah.
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Yeah. Nice to see you again. Thanks.
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Congratulations on your engagement.
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Thanks. Thanks very much.
It's very exciting. Yeah.
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I used to go out with Becky.
No, I know. Yeah.
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Me and Becky's dad tried
earlier - there's no answer.
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Oh, OK.
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Well, I'll go see
if he's at breakfast.
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It's so nice to meet you again.
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We'll catch up in a bit, yeah? Yeah.
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It's such an exciting day!
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I was going to pop down to my car.
Excellent.
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You might want to put on
some trousers. Yes.
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...which is why I believe...
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...that Laura and Paul
are the perfect couple
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and will be till
the day they die.
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I'm not going to die.
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Till the day Paul dies.
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Thanks, Shell. That was lovely.
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So sophisticated.
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Now I've just got...
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BABY STARTS TO WAIL
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I've just got a little something
to say thank you for being
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a part of this special day, when
I'm marrying the love of my life -
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Paul.
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You didn't have to do that, Laura.
I know.
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That's so generous of you.
I know it is.
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You waited. Thanks.
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Nice jeans.
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Oh, thanks. Yes.
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I got them from, erm...
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ASDA.
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Ah! Dan! Lee,
this is Dan and Kieran.
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Dan's me and Becky's neighbour.
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He goes out with Kieran's mum,
Shelly - Shelly Mills.
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Oh, you lucky fella.
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Thank you very much.
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Dan, this is Lee.
He used to go out with Becky.
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We were together for
four and a half years.
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Yeah. Steve's told me all about you.
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Has he?
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No.
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Nice to meet you, Dan.
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Do you want a biscuit?
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Erm, I'm all right.
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Yeah, I'm OK, thanks, Dan.
I had something before I came out.
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Do you want any milk?
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I'm OK, actually.
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Yeah, I'm fine, thanks, big guy.
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We're just looking for Paul.
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I'm just heading down to breakfast,
see if he's there.
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Oh, it's such an exciting day.
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Laura and Paul - they make such
a great couple, don't they?
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It's amazing, isn't it, Dan?
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Oh, it's really annoying.
This lift's actually really slow.
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Has Becky ever told you about
the time we got stuck in a lift?
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No.
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Each one's got a picture on it
of something you hold dear.
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Oh, that's lovely. Thanks, Laur.
263
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That's amazing. It's so clever.
264
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,080
Yeah.
265
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,280
The things they can do nowadays.
266
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,960
I've got you an especially big one
267
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,400
because you're going
to do my toenails.
268
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,680
Thanks.
269
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,640
I've got Laura on mine.
What've you got?
270
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,160
Lovely.
271
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,880
Lee!
272
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,520
Oh, no! Not you two!
273
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,800
We heard you were back.
274
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,480
Yes. They did a bit on Crimewatch.
275
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,920
I was hoping no-one saw that.
You're looking very dapper.
276
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,680
Oh, it's just something I threw on.
277
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,720
Hello. Hi.
278
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,120
So how was Afghanistan?
279
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,880
Sorry, I thought you all
knew each other.
280
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,000
This is Sue and Dennis,
Becky's auntie and uncle.
281
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,120
This is Dan and Kieran.
282
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,200
Dan goes out with Kieran's mum,
Shelly - Shelly Mills. Oh, yeah.
283
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,360
Blimey.
284
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,200
Lucky fella. Dennis...!
285
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,520
What?
286
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,400
And this is Steve, he's Paul's
best man and Becky's fiance.
287
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,400
Oh, yes. Hello.
288
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,840
Hi! Yes!
You've got the bedsit, haven't you?
289
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,320
Yeah.
290
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,440
Yeah.
291
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,720
Um...
292
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,240
We, er, we can't find Paul.
293
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,160
Me and him had a bit
of a drink last night.
294
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,080
I left him to it, so I hope he's OK.
295
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,800
No, but... Seriously -
he'll be fine.
296
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,720
If he's not dead in a ditch!
297
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,640
I'm joking, I'm joking.
298
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,440
I know for a fact that Laura
and Paul are a great couple
299
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,240
and this is going to be
such a great day.
300
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,520
Thanks.
301
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,520
Auntie Becky is going
to take you to see your daddy
302
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,040
so you can make
all the fucking noise you want.
303
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,160
OK?
304
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:15,040
Hey, girls.
Don't let Paul come out, Becks!
305
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,200
I'm not allowed to see him!
It's bad luck, Becks!
306
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,680
OK...!
307
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,800
Oh, my God, girls! What if I
saw Paul before the ceremony?
308
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,040
Agh!
309
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,320
Off you go. Right.
310
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,600
Hey, Shelly. What's that?
311
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,000
No!
312
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,640
Hey, Becks,
don't let him see me! OK!
313
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,880
THEY CONTINUE GIGGLING
314
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,200
Paul?
315
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,880
Well, how drunk was he?
What are we talking about?
316
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,720
Was he... He was fine. Honestly!
317
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,640
I only stayed for one
then I left him to it.
318
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,760
I was exhausted, Sue.
319
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,880
I think I'm coming down
with something.
320
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,400
You left him alone in a pub
the night before his wedding?
321
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,200
Erm...
322
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,760
Paul, I've got Laura's key card
so I'm going to come in, OK?
323
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,120
Oh, my God, this is so mad!
I'm getting married!
324
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,520
Paul?
325
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,080
Look, Paul's a big boy.
If you know what I mean.
326
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,680
Why are you laughing?
327
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,520
What part of this
do you think is funny?
328
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,840
OK.
329
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,080
He's absolutely fine.
I promise you.
330
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,520
He'll be having his breakfast
331
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,400
and getting all excited about
marrying the love of his life.
332
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,320
Oh, no.
333
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,400
LAURA CONTINUES GIGGLING
334
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,600
Paul, mate, what's up?
335
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,080
I'm going to kick this
fucking thing until it dies.
336
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,440
Stop kicking it now, Paul.
337
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,000
This is what happens when you
leave him in the pub on his own.
338
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,800
I didn't think he'd end up
like this, did I?
339
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,120
What did you think?
Tell me, Steve, what did you think?
340
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,960
I thought he needed some time alone.
Don't give me this bullshit.
341
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,800
Dennis, mate, come on, let's...
Paul...
342
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,400
Oh, my God! Stay in there!
Stay in there, Paul!
343
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,120
It's bad luck!
344
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:22,320
He said he'll take her later.
He's about to have a shower.
345
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,160
Shall we go back into the room?
346
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,360
Did he ask about me?
347
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,760
Yeah. He's so excited
about marrying you.
348
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,520
Did you hear that, girls?
349
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,560
Let's go inside and I'll tell
you all about it. Bianca...
350
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,240
What else did he say?
351
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,160
Oh, tons. Let's, erm...
352
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,720
What did he say, Becks? Come on.
353
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,920
He said that you're the most
beautiful thing he's ever seen.
354
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,640
Oh, my God! Go on. Shall we...
355
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,680
Becks.
356
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,400
He said that marrying
you is going to be
357
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,160
one of the most fantastic
things that he's ever done.
358
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,960
Oh, my God, I'm welling up.
359
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,600
Yeah, it's amazing.
Now let's pop into the room.
360
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,120
Oh, my God, I'm delirious!
361
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,840
Laura, darling!
362
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,240
Lorraine! Ah!
363
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,520
THEY SQUEAL
364
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,400
Now, these fireworks.
365
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,120
We're going to have to have them
on the back lawn, I'm afraid.
366
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,800
I know Laura wanted them on the roof
367
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,800
but that really is
a health and safety nightmare.
368
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,120
Oh, thanks. Great.
369
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,080
That's fine, isn't it, Paul?
370
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,440
PAUL GRUNTS
371
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,080
Yep, I think he's happy with that.
372
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,240
You only need to press it the once.
Sorry.
373
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,280
I'm not sure that's actually
suitable for sitting on, Paul. Erm...
374
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,840
Can I talk to you about the cake?
It's just we're not sure...
375
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,520
GLASS BREAKING
376
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,880
OK.
377
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,520
Denise, can you send Alan
through to the lobby, please?
378
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,840
Denise?
379
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,480
Sorry, Paul, that actually
hurts a little bit.
380
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,040
Lorraine's here!
381
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,000
Hiya, Shelly, darling. Nice tan.
382
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,200
Willy Wonka's downstairs.
383
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,720
I think he's looking for you.
384
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,720
Don't worry, Shell.
I'm only serious.
385
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,680
Isn't she brilliant?!
386
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,160
Yeah. Shall we go back in?
387
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,400
Looking forward
to the mud packs, guys?
388
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,360
I'll need more than that
for your skin, Shelly.
389
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,880
Anyone got a time machine?
390
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,880
Can we go back in the room?
391
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,280
We don't want you seeing Paul, do we?
392
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,680
All right, Becky.
Don't have a period.
393
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,080
I'm getting married! Yay!
394
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,920
Wow. Who invited Zippy?
395
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,400
That's my cousin, Bianca,
yet another one of my bridesmaids.
396
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,360
Bianca, this is Lorraine.
397
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,960
She's the beauty therapist.
398
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,800
I've got my work
cut out with you, haven't I?
399
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,000
Don't smile in the photos, darling.
There's a good girl.
400
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,480
Stick them on the bed, yeah? OK.
401
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,720
I've saved a place for you
at the wedding breakfast
402
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,160
if you fancied staying.
403
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,080
I'm all right.
I'd really like it if you came.
404
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,320
I know you would.
405
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,480
LIFT BELL PINGS
406
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,440
DOOR SLAMS
407
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,240
What happened to him?
408
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,480
Hey. I'll just, erm...
409
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,120
Oh, my God! It's Lee!
410
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,520
Laura, darling!
I've brought you a little something.
411
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,960
LORRAINE: Is this the stripper?
412
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,760
THEY CACKLE
413
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,360
Is this the stripper, Laura?!
414
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,520
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!
415
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,680
We're going to make Shelly
eat out of a bin!
416
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,400
It was my idea.
417
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,520
DOOR CLOSES
418
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,200
I think they prefer him to me...
419
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,040
Do you reckon?
420
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,080
Did you have to speak to him much?
421
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,680
Oh, let me see.
422
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,360
Yes.
423
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,600
I've had a lovely morning.
424
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,360
I've met your Uncle Dennis
and Auntie Sue - made them hate me.
425
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,360
Wow! And then I got
to hear all about the time
426
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,440
you got stuck in a lift
in Paris with Lee.
427
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,600
No...!
428
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,960
It was awful. He made us
drink wine the whole weekend.
429
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,280
No Stella? No.
430
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,360
But you were in France.
431
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,800
And he made me queue for
four hours to see the Mona Lisa.
432
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,600
Shut up... Four. Whole. Hours.
433
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,360
To see the Mona. Lisa.
434
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,720
Google it. You'll see it
straightaway. That's what I said.
435
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,680
That's nice.
436
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,560
Oof.
437
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,520
Did she get me one?
438
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,960
So what's happened to Paul?
Where did he stay last night?
439
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,000
Here.
440
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,080
I just found him outside
the front of the hotel, topless,
441
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,520
kicking a plant.
442
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,840
I don't know what the word is.
443
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,000
I went into his room.
It hasn't been slept in.
444
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,280
Really?
445
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:41,280
ALL: Bye! Bye, Lee!
446
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,240
LORRAINE: Bye, Lee! Love you!
447
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,120
They're having a lovely time,
aren't they? Yeah. Yeah.
448
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,920
Good to see you.
449
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,400
Yeah. And you. Yeah.
450
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,040
Bernadette's lovely, isn't she?
451
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,960
Yeah. She's lovely. So peaceful.
452
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,240
She's great. Yeah.
453
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,680
Lovely baby.
454
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,520
Becks!
Time to do my toenails, darling!
455
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,640
Will you bring me the scissors? Yep.
456
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,800
Becks, tell Shelly
to eat out of the bin.
457
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,920
She's having another
one of her hissy fits.
458
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,920
SHELLY: I'm sorry but I'm going
to put my foot down about this.
459
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,000
No, she's such a great baby,
isn't she?
460
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,160
Why did you leave him alone
the night before his wedding?
461
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,160
Well, I didn't think
he'd end up like that!
462
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,600
Precisely, Steve. You didn't think.
463
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,480
Stupid. It's really, really stupid.
464
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,760
You could've ruined the wedding,
mate.
465
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,480
BABY GRIZZLES
466
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,040
I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
467
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,280
Yep.
468
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,640
They want you to look after
Bernadette. Oh, for God's sake.
469
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,800
How's Jill doing?
Can I get her some breakfast?
470
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,480
No, she'll only bring it back up.
471
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,600
All right.
472
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,240
DOOR SHUTS
473
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,160
Leave it. Come on.
474
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,360
I was thinking we could, uh,
475
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,480
get someone to, uh...
476
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,960
Don't you dare tell anyone
about last night. Right.
477
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,120
You take the stairs. Yep.
478
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,640
MUSIC: "Boom Bang-A-Bang"
by Lulu
479
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,400
PAUL: What are you doing?
480
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,720
You can't be here.
481
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,520
We need to talk. We can't leave
it like this, Paul. Come on.
482
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,720
ALL: Cheesy feet!
483
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,080
You're going in a limo with Laura
484
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,000
dressed like a ladyboy.
485
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,800
You really think you're funny,
don't you?
486
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,400
PAUL: Graham's brought his car.
487
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,960
He wants me to run away with him.
488
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,280
Hello, Paul.
489
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,800
I don't know what I'm going to do.
490
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,480
Good luck with that. Thanks.
491
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,680
We're in a limo!
492
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,160
We're in a limo!
493
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,880
Faster, faster!
494
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,400
My car's in the disabled bay
out front. OK.
495
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,160
So I'm going to pop out
and start the car.
496
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,760
In the meantime, you'll need
497
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,080
to create a diversion.
498
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,160
Take one of my face.
499
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,520
I've got loads of your face.
500
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,000
Shall we get one with your dad?
501
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,160
Take one of my face or I'll cry.
502
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,200
The wedding's ruined.
Everything's finished.
503
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,320
What's going on?
504
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,760
It's off. It's cancelled.
505
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,000
Tell everyone to go home.
506
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,600
I can't believe you, Steve!
507
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:53,200
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