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Mimi, don't tell me you're
at La Cubana without me!
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I would literally never.
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Mmm...
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‐So good.
‐(gasps)
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You know, I think
I might miss Miami food
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more than I miss you.
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Hold on...
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...your hair looks different.
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Oh, thank you for noticing.
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I moved my ombre up
by two centimeters,
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and I am literally
a different person.
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In... love.
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So... are you,like, so excited
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for your special daynext week?
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Uh, I believe you mean
our special day!
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‐Birthday twins!
‐Birthday twins!
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Aww, I'm so sad we won't betogether this year.
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I know! I miss you!
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I miss you more!
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Anyway, try not to be too sadon your birthday without me!
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Bye!
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I won't be.
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Who's ready for Gabby D's
first solo Birthday Blood Bash?
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(high‐pitched scream)
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(Happy Birthday to You
playing)
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Mmm.
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Perfect.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,you do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm‐hmm, I do my thing ♪
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Our tragedy begins
on my seventh birthday‐‐
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Is this story gonna be
too sad for me?
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One‐hundred percent.
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My best friend Mimi and I
had the same birthday.
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Our moms planned
separate parties
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on the same day...
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(both crying)
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Gabby: ...and no oneshowed up to either.
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Our friends saidthey didn't want to hurtanyone's feelings,
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so... they skipped both.
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Oh.
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It gets worse.
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The next year, our parents
throw us a joint party
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so it doesn't happen again.
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It quickly becomes
a tradition,
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and before long,
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I'm sharing a birthday party
every year with my best friend!
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(gasps)
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Wait...
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(scoffs)
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...that's not so bad.
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Sharing a birthday party
with your best friend
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actually sounds
pretty awesome.
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It's not.
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Birthdays are
the one time a year
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when it's okay to make things
all about yourself,
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and I've never gotten
to have that.
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Not to mention
the fact that Mimi is
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a huge birthday one‐upper.
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(cheering)
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Like on our eighth birthday
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when I came upwith a sick birthday dance.
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(record scratching)
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(dance music plays)
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But Mimi just hadto one‐up me.
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(cheering)
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Why didn't you just ask her
to tone it down?
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Oh, Wes.
Wes, Wes, Wes, Wes.
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Mimi and I don't do drama.
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We're the No‐Drama Mamas.
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The "No‐Drama Mamas?"
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Seven years of friendship
and not one argument.
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♪ No‐Drama Mamas ♪
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So you one‐up each other,
but you... don't have drama?
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Exactly.
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Female friendships
are confusing.
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Well, thankfully
you don't need to worry about it
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because this year
Mimi is in Miami,
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and I get to have
my first ever epic
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solo Gabby D
Birthday Blood Bash.
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(high‐pitched scream)
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So... Gabby's having
a birthday party.
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"R.S.V.P.
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or never show your face
to my face... ever again."
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What does RSVP mean?
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No clue.
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But if we want to go
to Gabby's party,
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it appears
we have to do it.
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This sounds like
a lot of work.
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Do we really wanna be
a part of Gabby's birthday?
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Well, uh, according
to the invitation,
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there will be tiny food
with toothpicks there.
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Orb! Clear my afternoon!
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And no distracting phone calls!
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We need to figure out
what RSVP means.
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It stands for
"repondez, s'il vous plait"
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she just wants to knowif you can come.
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Not that anyone asked.
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I spent two hundred dollars
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on Blooderella‐themed
decorations.
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I gave up my Saturday
to build a perfect pinata.
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I special ordered a cake.
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I canceled that cake
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and special ordered
a better one.
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We have gone all out
for Gabby this year.
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All... out.
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So the question is this:
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are we going to get
a thank you?
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That's a tough call.
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Gabby is very self‐obsessed
on her birthday.
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She is.
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But we did go all out.
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We did go all out.
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You know what?
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This is gonna be the year.
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I can feel it.
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Great decorations.
Who did all this?
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Who cares?
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This will be
the best party ever.
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Just picture it.
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‐(airhorn blares)
‐(cheering)
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Gabby: First, to set the tone,
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I'm gonna straight up maula pinata
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to the deafening cheersof all my closest friends!
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Yes, girl! Maul that!
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Gabby: Next, I'm gonna put onthe special birthday playlist
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I've been curating all year!
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Yes, girl! Mix it!
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Gabby: And then,for the grand finale,
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I'm gonna chopinto a three‐tiered,
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Blooderella‐themedbirthday cake,
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rigged to explodewith what can only be called
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an unnecessary amountof fake blood.
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(screaming)
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(evil laughter)
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That does seem unnecessary.
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Right? This will be
the best solo birthday ever.
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Finally, for the first time,
it's all gonna be about‐‐
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(doorbell rings)
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Ooh. Early arrival.
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Let's get this party started.
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(club music plays)
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♪ Happy birthday to Gabby D ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to‐‐ ♪
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Mimi!
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I'm here!
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You don't have
to be sad anymore!
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Yay!
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Yayyy!
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(both squeal)
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Gabby: You're here.
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I got you a little present!
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Oh.
(chuckles)
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Wow, that's big.
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(bag thuds on floor)
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I didn't get you anything
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because I didn't know
you were coming.
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But really,
why are you here?
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I invited her!
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I figured,
what better gift
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than flying up
your best friend from Miami
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so you two could continue
your birthday tradition?
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Wow, Mom. That sounds
pretty expensive.
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Dina: Oh, it was.
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But I'm sure
Gabby is very grateful.
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But what about
your friends and family?
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Mimi: Oh, they understand!
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Especially when I told them
how sad you were
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to have our birthday
without me!
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Yes! Right! Our birthday!
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I just feel bad 'cause
you're in travel clothes
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and I have this
super dope outfit on
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and I'm definitely gonna
outshine you.
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Oh, this is just
my travel fit!
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Uh... right. Perfect.
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You look... so good.
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Oh! And I got this
for our cake!
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It's me.
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Alright,
we've narrowed it down
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to the most
logical possibilities.
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It has to be
one of these.
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But how do we know
which one is the real RSVP?
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I don't wanna look dumb
in front of all
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the tiny food
with toothpicks.
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Well, Jeremy,
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there's only one way
to find out.
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We have
to do them all.
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Orb!
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What time does
the party start?
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In approximatelyone minute.
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When does it end?
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In approximately two hours.
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(sighs)
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That means we've got
an hour and fifty minutes.
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No one needs
more than ten minutes
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of a party, anyway.
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‐(club music playing)
‐(people chattering)
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Look at her.
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Look at that monster.
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She's a monster,
but... she's your best friend?
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I love her.
She is my rock.
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But on our birthday,
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she is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Then why don't you just talk
to her about it?
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Wes, how many times
can I explain?
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We are No‐Drama Mamas.
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Now, repeat it back to me
so I know you understand.
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You are No‐Drama Mamas.
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Good.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to go undermine
her every move
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and one up
her one‐up harder!
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(club music continues)
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Let the games begin!
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That sounds like
drama... mama.
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Okay, everybody! Who's ready
to watch me take out
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a lot of aggression
on this pinata?
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(all cheering)
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I'm definitely gonna get
a thank you for that pinata.
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(all cheering)
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Here we go, baby.
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One clean hit.
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Ahhh!
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(disappointed murmurs)
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(grunting)
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(grunting continues)
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Go, Gabby!
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Can I give it a try?
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Oh no, it's fine.
I don't need that.
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Boy: Whoa!
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She's gonna do it
with her mind!
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Yahhh!
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(all cheering)
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Yeah!
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Okay, everybody!
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Moving on
to the next phase
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of my party!
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Our party!
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That pinata's defective.
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Jeremy: RSVP.
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Rupture Swift's Volcanic Pimple.
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(whimpering)
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‐(pimple pops)
‐Oww!
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You are disgusting.
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Ridicule Someone Very Precious!
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You rot in your own filth
for hours.
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(neighs)
266
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,846
Ride Super Vain Pony!
267
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,056
Ha ha!
268
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,267
♪ Et in hora ♪
269
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:10,813
♪ Mortis nostrae ♪
270
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,732
Bring it home
for me, Jeremy!
271
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,401
Record Song Vocals
Professionally!
272
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,910
♪ Ave ♪
273
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:29,707
♪ Maria ♪
274
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,792
(gasps)
275
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,963
And that is
all of them.
276
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,464
Yes!
277
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:41,386
Behold: the perfect
birthday playlist!
278
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,512
(all cheering)
279
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,680
(doorbell rings)
280
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,098
He's here.
281
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,808
DJ Candy Bean!
282
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,018
All the way from Miami!
283
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,854
DJ Candy Bean:
What's up, my beanies!
284
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,068
Everybody say
Happy Birthday to Mimi!
285
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,695
Oh, and Gabby.
286
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,238
‐(all cheering)
‐(hip hop music playing)
287
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,156
Woo‐hoo!
288
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,202
(record scratching)
289
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,997
Oh my gosh, guys! Stop!
290
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,415
I can't dance right now!
291
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,001
That would be so extra of me!
292
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:13,918
Stop begging!
293
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,296
Nobody begged you, Gabby.
294
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,131
Fine, I'll do it!
295
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,675
Yeah, Gabby. Woo!
296
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,141
(all cheering)
297
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,106
Kinda seems like
Gabby stole
298
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,025
your spotlight
a little bit there, huh?
299
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,278
Do you think maybe you two
should... talk about it?
300
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,407
Talk about what?
I love Gabby's dancing.
301
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,743
Also, who are you?
302
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,123
‐(hip hop music continues)
‐(cheering continues)
303
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,335
All:
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
304
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,172
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
305
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,425
‐♪ Happy Birthday, Dear Mimi ♪
‐♪ Happy Birthday, Dear Gabby ♪
306
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,261
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
307
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,679
(all clapping)
308
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,391
You guys!
You shouldn't have!
309
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,642
They didn't.
310
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,690
Who wants to cut
the first slice?
311
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,484
(dramatic music playing)
312
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,995
No!
313
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,165
This was supposed
to be my party!
314
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,335
And this day was supposed
to be all about me!
315
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,378
Gabby, what is going on?
316
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,173
And this cake was supposed
to be mine!
317
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,136
(all gasp)
318
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,305
(high‐pitched scream)
319
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,600
She's ruining Mimi's party!
320
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,104
Fine, Gabby!
I'll leave you alone!
321
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,606
But I'm taking
our cake with me!
322
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,066
Oh no, you don't!
323
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,193
No one steals my cake,
324
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,528
thank you very much!
325
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,612
(gasps)
326
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,200
‐(door slams)
‐I know I should be more concerned
327
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,202
about what's going on
between those two,
328
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,829
but... do you think
that counts as a thank you?
329
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,915
I think we both know
that it doesn't.
330
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,297
Oh, Gabby!
331
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,135
We ruptured, ridiculed,
and recorded.
332
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,846
Admittedly, the pony was
more conceited than vain,
333
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,931
but hopefully
it still counts
334
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,891
as RSVP!
335
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,393
No time! Can't talk!
336
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,061
I've got a cake to catch!
337
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,856
Also, you did not RSVP!
338
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,197
I am gonna ruin you, Mimi!
339
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,032
I am gonna
ruin you so hard!
340
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,579
Mimi! Get back here!
341
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,956
No! I'm going
back to Miami!
342
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,167
Will you please just stop?
343
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,711
What?
344
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,379
You want to say you're sorry?
345
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,507
No! I want my cake back!
346
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,097
I just don't understand.
347
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,309
We did all the RSVPs
that made sense.
348
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,019
The worst part is,
they've got tiny food
349
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,604
with toothpicks in there.
350
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,480
No, they don't.
351
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,233
I lied about that
to get you to come.
352
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:25,985
(grunts)
353
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,988
And what are you doing
out here, Howard?
354
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,490
(sighs)
I just needed some air.
355
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,243
I just realized something
very profound.
356
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,495
(club music playing)
357
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,040
Whoa, there are
two B's in Gabby.
358
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,084
I've been saying it
with one this whole time.
359
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,337
Do shut up for a moment.
360
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,049
Both: Realize Something
Very Profound!
361
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:48,966
That's it.
362
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,594
That's how you RSVP!
363
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,679
And we just did that!
Just now!
364
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,140
By realizing
what RSVP was,
365
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,226
we realized something
very profound!
366
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,645
Gabby's party,
here we come!
367
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,647
I'm gonna make
a huge scene!
368
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,065
Ha ha! Yes.
369
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,953
Is it just me or was it
sort of dead in there?
370
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,621
Incredibly dead.
371
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,290
So back home, then?
372
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,003
(both grunt)
373
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,631
Stop being a baby
and give me the cake!
374
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,715
No way!
375
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,176
This cake is half mine
by right of birthday twins!
376
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:40,977
(thudding)
377
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,109
Phew, I thought
it might've‐‐
378
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,954
Ugh!
379
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,170
(both laugh)
380
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,848
Mimi...
381
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,060
...I know
we don't do drama,
382
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,146
but... can I be
honest with you?
383
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,274
Oh no.
Honesty...
384
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,818
I know. It's scary.
385
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,029
But... here it goes:
386
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,616
I love you,
387
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,409
and I love
being friends with you,
388
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,579
but I hate sharing
a birthday with you.
389
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:43,956
Gabby!
390
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,752
I feel the exact same way!
391
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,962
No way!
392
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,505
(squeal and laugh)
393
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,758
Both: Wait...
394
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,134
...why do you not wanna share
395
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,135
a birthday with me?
396
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,137
'Cause you're a one‐upper!
397
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,514
I'm the one‐upper?
You're the one‐upper!
398
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,099
You always one‐up
my up!
399
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,059
Hold on!
400
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,186
You're saying that I,
Gabby Duran,
401
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,605
the most chill, low‐key,
down‐to‐Earth girl
402
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:08,689
in the world,
403
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,815
am a one‐upper?
404
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:14,862
You're right.
405
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,198
I'm sorry.
406
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,241
I am too.
407
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,287
I guess we should have just
been honest with each other.
408
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,666
Maybe having drama...
409
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,501
Makes us better mamas!
410
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,710
(both laugh)
411
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,003
I love you so much.
412
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,672
I love you more.
413
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,052
So the beauty is
in the chaos.
414
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,348
I understand
female friendships now.
415
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,687
But seriously, never show
your face at my birthday again.
416
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,439
Gabby, if you step foot
in Miami this time next year,
417
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,733
I will chop your hair off
at the ombre
418
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,443
so you'll have
an approximate five‐inch bob.
419
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:56,987
Never mind.
420
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,322
Lost it.
421
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,409
(laughing)
422
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,121
Thank you for bringing
all of Miami to me!
423
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,666
Though, it's really weird
the t‐shirt company forgot
424
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,667
the A in Miami.
425
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,836
Hmmm.
426
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,046
"I love Mimi."
427
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,005
Weird!
428
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,757
(both laugh)
429
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,637
What?
430
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,348
I just remembered something
I need to do.
431
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,686
I know things got
a little crazy today,
432
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,689
but it really was
the perfect day.
433
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,190
The fact that you guys
put so much time
434
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,985
into my birthday means
the world to me.
435
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,446
So... thank you.
436
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,409
(snoring)
437
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,874
Olivia: Next time on
438
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,709
Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...
439
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,043
We got a situation
on our hands.
440
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,795
The Congressional
Fitness Test?
441
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,338
Gabby:
They addeda mile run this year.
442
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,465
A mile. Run.
443
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,841
I'm getting out
of this test.
444
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,509
Gabby! You made it!
445
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,094
I decided
to have Fritz build
446
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,804
a Gabby Bot to run
the mile for me.
447
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,639
‐Stop that!
‐Gabby Bot's gone rogue!
448
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,141
(screaming)
449
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,310
(in Australian accent):
You hear that, you rowdy bogans!
450
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,519
‐(gasping)
‐Gabby Bot,
451
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,062
it's gonna kill Swift!
452
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,522
You messed with
the wrong sheila!
453
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,149
Ohh!
454
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,820
♪♪
455
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:24,420
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