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Whoa, what happened
to you guys?
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You get mugged?
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I'd call the cops,
but I'm looking at him.
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What you're looking at
is The Screaming Beagles,
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Dog River's
new Rugby Fours team.
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It's like Rugby Sevens,
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but for small towns
with fewer people.
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So, Fours.
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Ah, it's too bad
there weren't seven of you.
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Maybe you wouldn't
have gotten mugged.
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There's a new league
across the prairies.
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We've got our first game this
weekend against Kindersley...
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The Kindersley Surprise.
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They might not sound scary,
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but they're actually
banned in the U.S.
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We just came from practice.
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And that's
when you got mugged?
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Look, I don't want to tell you
how to do your job, Davis,
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but you might want
to spend less time
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horsing around in short pants,
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and more time preserving justice.
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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Oh! Come on, Hank.
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You must know that menu
like the back of your hand.
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That's the problem.
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I've tried everything on here
a hundred times.
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And yet you've only tipped
three times,
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and only twice with money.
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There's nothing wrong
with giving coupons.
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There is when they're
homemade coupons.
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I guess somebody doesn't
want a free piggyback. Fine.
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Uh...
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I was just watching
Ninja Turtles,
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and you know what I have
a craving for?
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Let me guess.
Pizza.
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No, turtle,
but pizza sounds great.
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Pizza?
I'll have pizza.
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I'm not serving pizza.
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- It's not on the menu.
- Come on.
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There's no pizza place
in Dog River.
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Our only option
is to buy the frozen stuff.
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- Can't we go off-menu?
- Think of the menu like the law.
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People aren't allowed
to order off the menu,
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the same way they're not
allowed to break laws.
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What would happen if we lived
in a lawless society?
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I'd have my gun out
a lot more.
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I'd be pants-less a lot more.
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See? It'd be a nightmare.
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That's why you order
from the menu.
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All right, fine.
No pizza.
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I'll have the turtle.
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Hey, Brent,
did you hear the bad news?
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Lanny's injured.
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Don't tell me
he got mugged again.
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- What is happening to this town?
- I don't know the details.
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He was milking a goat,
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something-something
"kicked in the head,"
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and blah-blah,
he has to relearn the alphabet.
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Point is, we need a replacement
for the rugby team.
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What do ya say?
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Rugby?
Not interested.
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You can't spell "rugby"
without "rug burn."
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Davis, you let me know
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if there's anything more
I can do to help.
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You've done enough, Emma.
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You're already sewing
our names on our jerseys
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- and taking in those two billets.
- Billets?
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I forgot to tell you.
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We're hosting
a couple rugby players.
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I would never have agreed to that!
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I know, that's why
I forgot to tell you.
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You'll have to entertain them
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- while I'm working on the jerseys.
- What am I supposed to do
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- with two young, strapping...
- I'll take ten!
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- There's only two left.
- Sold!
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Hey, Lacey, can I borrow your...
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Hey!
That's not on the menu!
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Okay, fine.
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All that talk earlier gave
me a hankering for pizza.
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Well, watching you eat that is
giving me a Laceying for pizza.
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- A Laceying?
- You said "Hankering."
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Two can play
the name game, Lacey.
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Look, this is just
a one-time thing.
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I was thinking of the
regular menu the whole time.
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Okay, but you have to
make one for me.
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- I have to?! Or what?
- I'll tell everyone
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that Lacey is making pizza
at The Ruby.
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And I'll tell them I'm not.
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It's my word against yours.
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Okay, it's my word
against your word
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and irrefutable evidence.
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Hey, Brent,
check out this video.
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Is it "Bull Chases
Bride Into Haystack?"
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Seen it...
and wanna see it again.
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♪ We're big and bold
and green and gold! ♪
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♪ We are not me but us! ♪
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♪ We fight on the bend
till the very end ♪
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♪ And leave victorious! ♪
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No, it's a rugby match!
Isn't it awesome?
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The energy.
The intensity.
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The camaraderie.
Can't you just feel it?
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Hmm, it'd be better with a bull,
but it is pretty cool.
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See?
I knew you'd get into it
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if you just saw it in action.
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Oh, I don't mean rugby.
That looks insane.
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I'm talking about that chant
the crowd is singing.
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- Huh?
- They're really getting into it.
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- I'd love to write one of those.
- You're in luck!
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We're looking for someone
to write a team chant.
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Great!
I'm your guy.
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Perfect!
So you're on the team.
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The team?
Nuh-uh.
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Yah-huh. You agreed to
write our team chant,
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but we don't have a team
without a fourth player.
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Ergo...
Is that the correct use of "ergo"?
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I've never said it before.
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Ergo, see you at practice!
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Did I just get outsmarted...
by Davis?
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Eeh.
That's not good for the ergo.
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Is all that food for your son?
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- No, he's away on a camping trip.
- Where?
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I dunno, some lake?
Lake Something.
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If he can't find his way home
by Monday,
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then why the hell did I
shell out for that compass?
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This food is for my billets.
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That's so kind of you
to open your home
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- and share prairie hospitality with...
- Yeah, I'm a saint.
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Hey, do they sell baby oil
at the liquor store?
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I gotta stop and grab
a couple of six-packs
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for the couple of six-packs
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that should be arriving
in about...
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Uh-oh, I'm late!
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You must be Mr. Leroy.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
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I'm Kyle, and this is Dante.
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All right, Miles and Dumpy,
let's go. Car's this way.
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Nice.
Now we're talking.
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- Can't wait to see mine.
- There you are, Wanda.
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Meet your new billets.
This is Vern and Gail.
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- So good to meet you, dear.
- Real pleasure.
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This is not what I ordered.
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Okay... don't tell anybody,
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- but here's your so-called pizza.
- "So-called"?
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What's wrong with KD-HD-K?
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Kraft Dinner, hot dog,
and ketchup on a pizza?
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I could have just made you
a pot of macaroni
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and added that stuff to it.
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Sure, a pot of pizza.
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Nice work, Wolfman Puck.
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Mmm.
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Okay, Brent,
here's a quick overview.
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If you score a try,
we get five points.
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A conversion is worth two.
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You're not allowed
to pass forward.
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If that happens, we'll
have to form a scrum.
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Scrum...
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It sounds like you're saying
"scrotum" really fast.
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I'm going to add that
to my chant.
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No time.
Think fast.
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Oh, my scrum...
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I'm getting a ticket?
What for?
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You're half on the sidewalk.
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- So give me half a ticket.
- The law's the law.
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Just like Lacey said,
"the menu's the menu."
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Yeah, right.
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It's not always
black and white, Karen.
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Sometimes
there's shades of grey,
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or orange,
with ketchup.
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- You're not making sense.
- Who wouldn't!
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Listen, I have valuable
pizza information.
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Pizza?
What do you know?
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You drop the ticket,
I'll drop the info.
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- So a menu's a menu, hey?
- Why are you so close?
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I got some information
from a reliable source.
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Okay, maybe not reliable, but...
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- a human source.
- You're still very close to me.
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I know about the pizza.
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- I want in.
- No. I'm not a pizza joint.
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- My kitchen isn't set up for it.
- Really, Lacey?
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You'd make one for Hank
and not for me?
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After all
we've been through?
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Hmm, have we been
through that much?
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I killed someone for you.
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- What? Who?
- That hairy guy in your bedroom.
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You called me over at 3:00 a.m.
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That was a spider,
and you didn't kill it,
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- you took it outside in a cup.
- Still...
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I took care of him.
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Okay, fine,
I'll make you one pizza,
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but you can't tell anyone.
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You want some more
hot water for your tea?
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Not for me, thanks.
I can't have too much tea.
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Gives me the dribbles.
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Well, yeah, we definitely
don't want that.
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Hey, I have an idea!
Let's invite your teammates over.
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Kyle and Dante?
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Eh, they have a different
lifestyle than us.
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I'll bet they do.
I see Kyle as the sensitive one,
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and Dante as
a take-charge kinda guy...
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This sponge is scratching
my sensitive skin.
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I'll take charge.
I'm that kinda guy.
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I gotta go.
I have a thing to do.
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Actually, two things.
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Mmm...
this is heaven.
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You sure you don't want
to put this on the menu?
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I'm very sure,
so enjoy this one.
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Lacey...
we hear you have pizza.
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- Do you deliver?
- Great. Way to go, Officer Pelly.
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- More like, "Officer Telly."
- I didn't tell anyone!
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- I haven't even left this stool!
- It wasn't Karen.
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Hank posted a pizza picture
on Snapstogram.
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Ah, I figured
once I told Officer Telly,
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- the secret was out.
- What the hell?!
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Why am I suddenly
a blabbermouth?
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Italian sausage with olives.
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- I'll get a tomato and feta.
- Okay, stop!
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If I have to make pizza,
I'm setting a menu.
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You can have pepperoni
and mushroom or Hawaiian.
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- That's it.
- I want the pizza Hank posted!
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The one Karen's eating
looks good.
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It is.
Pesto chicken topped with arugula
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and a balsamic reduction.
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That's not
a pizza, that's a salad!
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KD-HD-K is
the only way to go.
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More like "H-B-W-C."
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"Heart burn with cheese?"
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Should there be
this many crickets
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in an eating establishment?
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I'd love to try the chicken.
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Oh, I could go for
a mac 'n' cheese pizza.
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Oh, fine. You can have either
"The Hank" or "The Karen."
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That's it!
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- Two large Hanks!
- Medium Karen!
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Hear that, blabbermouth?
We're famous!
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So...
you fellas play rugby?
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- Yep.
- Yep.
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Okay...
I'm gonna hit the hay.
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You never told us
what you do.
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I'm retired now, but
back in the good old days,
242
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,112
I ran a gas station.
243
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:50,315
You lived in the good old days?
Tell us more.
244
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,051
Well, there's not much to tell.
245
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,320
The customers would pull up,
246
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,590
and I'd ask them if they wanted
leaded or unleaded.
247
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,726
- Pencils?
- What a world.
248
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,261
Oh, it really was.
249
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,430
Back then, gas only cost
24 cents a gallon.
250
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:09,034
- Can you believe that?
- I'd believe anything you say.
251
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,158
- Wait... what's a gallon?
- A gallon is what
252
00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:15,440
they used to call four litres
back in the good old days,
253
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,542
before the French took over.
254
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:19,444
Sorry I'm late.
255
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:22,281
I apologize for leaving you
home alone with Oscar.
256
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,316
It must've been awful.
257
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,885
- Anything but!
- We're having a great time
258
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,154
hearing about Oscar's
extraordinary life.
259
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,082
Okay then.
260
00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:45,737
I'll just be in the next
room sewing if you need me.
261
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,074
Uh...
262
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,144
Wanda, what the hell
are you doing?
263
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,730
Thinking of you,
and how you've been
264
00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:57,516
burdened with these billets
you never asked for.
265
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,217
I feel awful about it.
266
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,869
I'll gladly take them off
your hands this very...
267
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:07,392
Hey, you fellas ever seen
a polio vaccine scar?
268
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:11,463
You play polio?
Wow!
269
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,733
What'll it be, Helen?
270
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:18,704
- The Hank, or The Karen?
- How do I choose?
271
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,605
Well, do you
want to eat pizza
272
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,741
and still feel good
about yourself...
273
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:26,445
Or content and proudly
ashamed when you're finished?
274
00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:29,414
Pizza doesn't have to be
a guilty pleasure.
275
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,551
It can be healthy,
with refined ingredients.
276
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,053
People wanna be comforted
when they eat pizza.
277
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,755
Uh, can I add sausage
and mushroom?
278
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,491
- No substitutions!
- All right.
279
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,526
- I'll get a Hank, then.
- Yes!
280
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,596
- What about you, Helen?
- Uh...
281
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,631
- A Karen?
- Yeah, you will!
282
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,801
- This is chaos!
- Like I said it would be.
283
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,570
It's not worth the hassle.
284
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,340
Starting tomorrow,
no more pizza!
285
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,707
Ooh.
286
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,210
Can I help you?
287
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:01,943
Worry about helping yourself.
We need to talk.
288
00:13:06,781 --> 00:13:09,750
The family is not happy.
289
00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:11,385
Like, the mafia "Family?"
290
00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:13,387
Oh, no, no, it's just
me, Lin, and Bu.
291
00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:15,489
Honestly, I don't care either way.
292
00:13:15,523 --> 00:13:16,857
Foo Mart is very pleased
293
00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:19,326
with its sales
in the frozen pizza market.
294
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,012
We're concerned
The Ruby is going to cut
295
00:13:22,013 --> 00:13:24,898
- into our profit margins.
- We strongly suggest
296
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,367
you shut down
your pizza operation.
297
00:13:27,402 --> 00:13:28,402
"Strongly"?
298
00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:30,404
Well,
with all due respect,
299
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:32,372
don't tell me
how to run my business.
300
00:13:32,407 --> 00:13:35,342
- Miss Burrows...
- You know, if you'd waited till tomorrow,
301
00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:37,411
I was gonna shut it down
because I hate it,
302
00:13:37,445 --> 00:13:40,781
but now, to prove a point,
I'm gonna keep selling pizzas.
303
00:13:40,815 --> 00:13:42,816
You're gonna regret this.
304
00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:45,786
- Are you threatening me?
- No, I just think
305
00:13:45,788 --> 00:13:48,388
you're going to wish to God
you'd never crossed us.
306
00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:50,824
Ooh, this is all sounding
pretty threatening.
307
00:13:50,858 --> 00:13:51,725
Oh, no, no, no,
308
00:13:51,759 --> 00:13:53,260
we've just been
bingeing The Sopranos,
309
00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:56,663
which is available to
stream in Canada on Crave TV.
310
00:13:56,698 --> 00:13:59,633
Okay, look,
this doesn't have to get ugly.
311
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,903
It's not right for small business
owners to fight like this.
312
00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:05,706
If you all talked
like actual grownups,
313
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:06,640
you could work this out.
314
00:14:06,642 --> 00:14:09,643
- Before someone gets hurt.
- Mom...
315
00:14:09,677 --> 00:14:11,545
Sorry, I'm on season six.
316
00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:13,513
What?
I'm on season four!
317
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,049
You always do this!
318
00:14:17,418 --> 00:14:18,458
I don't understand.
319
00:14:18,486 --> 00:14:21,688
- Why would I want to play rugby?
- Lots of reasons.
320
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:23,957
It would keep you
out of gangs.
321
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,293
Plus you'd meet
a ton of new people.
322
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,595
Isn't it just Davis,
Nate, and Ravi?
323
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,998
- I know them already.
- Do you really, though?
324
00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:32,833
It also gets you
in tune with your body
325
00:14:32,835 --> 00:14:35,570
in ways you never have before.
You should hear
326
00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:37,443
what my left buttock
is saying to me right now.
327
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:38,205
Sounds painful.
328
00:14:38,406 --> 00:14:41,308
Pain is a great reminder
that you're alive!
329
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,677
Also, I'm writing
the team chant.
330
00:14:43,711 --> 00:14:46,613
I'll put you in it, and
immortalize you as a hero!
331
00:14:46,648 --> 00:14:48,849
- I'm in!
- Oh, thank god.
332
00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,751
- Huh?
- I-I'm just so happy
333
00:14:50,785 --> 00:14:52,486
you're doing
something for you.
334
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,588
Now, what rhymes
with "Zeke"?
335
00:14:54,622 --> 00:14:57,557
- "Freak, geek, reek... "
- Hey!
336
00:14:57,559 --> 00:14:58,992
I'll keep noodlin'.
337
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:06,366
You call 9-1-1?
338
00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:08,035
Yeah, I forgot
your cell number.
339
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,670
Listen, these billets are duds.
340
00:15:09,704 --> 00:15:11,338
I need to swap mine
with Oscar's.
341
00:15:11,372 --> 00:15:13,974
We can't just swap the billets
for no reason.
342
00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:16,910
Oh.
Well, there is a reason,
343
00:15:16,912 --> 00:15:20,013
and I'll tell it to you
right now.
344
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:22,949
Vern is allergic to fun...
345
00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:25,385
- gus.
- You have fungus?
346
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,980
No one should be staying
with you, then.
347
00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:30,557
I meant fun... ky pillows.
Which are down.
348
00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:32,392
Vern's allergic to down.
349
00:15:32,394 --> 00:15:34,061
Also, I'm allergic to Gail.
350
00:15:35,663 --> 00:15:38,465
But I don't wanna trade billets!
351
00:15:38,499 --> 00:15:41,134
Sorry, Oscar, my hands are tied.
352
00:15:41,169 --> 00:15:43,670
That reminds me, can
I borrow a pair of handcuffs?
353
00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:45,505
- What for?
- Never mind.
354
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:47,641
Anyway, let's go,
you toy boys...
355
00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:50,043
I mean, two boys.
356
00:15:51,112 --> 00:15:53,380
You're not gonna order
The Karen, are you?
357
00:15:53,414 --> 00:15:55,615
She doesn't serve
and protect us.
358
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,518
She serves and protects
her salary
359
00:15:58,553 --> 00:16:01,021
by giving us a bunch
of parking tickets.
360
00:16:01,055 --> 00:16:03,123
Who would choose The Hank?
361
00:16:03,157 --> 00:16:06,159
Hot dog with
mac 'n' cheese and ketchup?
362
00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:08,662
His pizza is childish.
363
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:11,665
- He's just not ready.
- Enough!
364
00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:14,568
There's a new pizza,
and it's called "The Royale."
365
00:16:14,602 --> 00:16:17,037
Pepperoni, mushroom,
and green pepper.
366
00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:19,973
Finally,
a pizza that isn't political.
367
00:16:20,007 --> 00:16:24,860
I'll have one extra-large
"shut Hank and Karen up," please.
368
00:16:26,881 --> 00:16:28,582
Make yourselves at home.
369
00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:29,616
It's a casual house.
370
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:31,952
Feel free to take off
your shoes, your shirt,
371
00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:33,226
whatever makes you comfortable.
372
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,988
That was nice of you
to help out Vern
373
00:16:35,022 --> 00:16:36,089
with his down allergies.
374
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:38,792
Well, I live
to make others happy.
375
00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:42,696
- Can I grab you guys a beer?
- The devil's brew?
376
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,866
Ooh, what's that,
a craft beer?
377
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,567
Or would you rather have
the hard stuff?
378
00:16:47,602 --> 00:16:48,702
That's fine by me.
379
00:16:48,736 --> 00:16:50,570
Oh, there's also pizza.
380
00:16:50,605 --> 00:16:52,139
One of them
has macaroni on it,
381
00:16:52,173 --> 00:16:54,708
- for some reason.
- I can't thank you enough
382
00:16:54,742 --> 00:16:56,877
for bringing me and Kyle
into your home.
383
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:59,980
Let us know if there's
any way we can repay you.
384
00:17:00,014 --> 00:17:01,548
Whoa, baby,
385
00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:04,718
this is exactly how I
imagined it happening.
386
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,953
Oh.
That's a bit different.
387
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:11,491
- Wanda, can you lead us in prayer?
- Very different.
388
00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:12,993
Okay, I'm getting the vibe
389
00:17:12,995 --> 00:17:14,928
you two aren't
up for partying.
390
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,664
Partying?
I should say not.
391
00:17:17,698 --> 00:17:21,101
- It's game day.
- Not for mama.
392
00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:27,007
I present to you
the newest member
393
00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:28,842
of the Dog River
Screaming Beagles!
394
00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:29,810
What are you
talking about?
395
00:17:29,844 --> 00:17:31,144
Zeke's going to take my place
396
00:17:31,179 --> 00:17:34,181
- so I can focus on the chant.
- Zeke? No way!
397
00:17:34,215 --> 00:17:36,249
He's skinny,
and he smokes...
398
00:17:36,284 --> 00:17:37,284
and he's skinny!
399
00:17:37,285 --> 00:17:39,553
- I'm standing right here.
- See?
400
00:17:39,587 --> 00:17:40,747
I thought he was a coat rack.
401
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,656
Zeke would be
way better than me.
402
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,991
He doesn't giggle
when you say "scrum."
403
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,628
- We talked about this.
- Brent, I picked you
404
00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:50,530
because you have
a low centre of gravity.
405
00:17:50,532 --> 00:17:52,599
Zeke barely has any gravity.
406
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:55,535
Case closed.
I'll see you on the pitch.
407
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,871
Sorry for getting your hopes up.
408
00:17:57,905 --> 00:18:00,073
It's okay,
I'll just join a gang.
409
00:18:00,075 --> 00:18:02,776
Aw, I was afraid of that.
410
00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:04,945
What the hell?
411
00:18:04,979 --> 00:18:07,147
No one's ordered
The Hank or The Karen
412
00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:10,050
since Lacey put
The Royale on the menu.
413
00:18:10,084 --> 00:18:12,519
Who is this
Royale person, anyway?
414
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:14,888
Hey!
415
00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:17,791
No one's ordering them,
so they're off the menu.
416
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:18,793
That's business.
417
00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:20,994
That's it, Lacey.
You broke your promise.
418
00:18:21,028 --> 00:18:23,830
I'm telling everyone
you make pizza.
419
00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:25,799
Everyone already knows,
remember?
420
00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:27,000
Karen blabbed?
421
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,970
- I never...
- It's okay, Karen.
422
00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:31,104
We had a good run.
423
00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:34,174
Wanna split a Royale,
whoever that is?
424
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,376
Sorry I called you
a blabbermouth.
425
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,846
Sorry I called you a weird,
childish, weirdo baby.
426
00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:41,114
Truce?
427
00:18:43,184 --> 00:18:46,219
Hmm?
This tastes familiar...
428
00:18:46,254 --> 00:18:49,856
The Royale tastes just like
the frozen pizza from Foo Mart!
429
00:18:49,891 --> 00:18:52,993
Except with a $20 mark-up!
Is it true?
430
00:18:52,994 --> 00:18:54,327
Is this pizza from Foo?
431
00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:56,796
All right, fine.
It's true.
432
00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:04,037
- You are so untrustworthy!
- You blackmailed me!
433
00:19:04,071 --> 00:19:07,168
Now no one will order pizza,
and you only have
434
00:19:07,203 --> 00:19:09,709
- yourself to blame.
- Oh, no.
435
00:19:09,744 --> 00:19:11,624
You mean I'll no longer
be able to do that thing
436
00:19:11,658 --> 00:19:13,659
that I never wanted to do
in the first place?!
437
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,582
How will I ever cope?
438
00:19:15,584 --> 00:19:18,552
Whoa, she's really upset.
439
00:19:18,786 --> 00:19:20,320
- Should I go talk to her?
- Absolutely.
440
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,824
Okay, remember
the three "P" s,
441
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,727
play hard, play smart,
and play together.
442
00:19:27,729 --> 00:19:30,196
It's one "P" three times,
but still.
443
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:31,665
We ready?
444
00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:33,833
I have never been
less ready for anything.
445
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,036
Davis, I can't do this.
446
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,990
♪ We are
the Screaming Beagles ♪
447
00:19:38,014 --> 00:19:39,973
♪ And all we do is try! ♪
448
00:19:39,975 --> 00:19:41,608
♪ That might sound lame ♪
449
00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:43,677
♪ But a try is worth five! ♪
450
00:19:43,711 --> 00:19:45,645
♪ Our coach is Davis
you can quote 'im! ♪
451
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,647
♪ No one's got a better scrotum! ♪
452
00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:49,683
♪ We are the Screaming Beagles ♪
453
00:19:49,717 --> 00:19:51,384
♪ And all we do is try! ♪
454
00:19:51,419 --> 00:19:54,254
Whoo! Yeah!
455
00:19:54,288 --> 00:19:56,389
On second thought,
you know what?
456
00:19:56,424 --> 00:19:58,024
Let's get out there
457
00:19:58,059 --> 00:19:59,426
and kick some Kindersley a...
458
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,128
Ooh...
459
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:04,130
Nope.
Goin' home.
460
00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,971
Trust your gut.
461
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,401
What do you say we hit the bar?
462
00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:17,357
What are you two
still doing here?
463
00:20:17,391 --> 00:20:19,592
Kyle and Dante left
three days ago.
464
00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:20,994
Has it been three days?
465
00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:23,463
Honestly, it's such a blur.
466
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:26,699
That's because
we haven't slept!
467
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,801
A word to the wise, Wanda,
468
00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:31,871
don't get drunk
and go cow tipping with Oscar.
469
00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:33,506
Or bull tipping.
470
00:20:34,508 --> 00:20:37,010
You run pretty fast
for an old guy!
471
00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:39,345
You've been
on a three-day bender?
472
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:40,780
But you're a bunch
of tea drinkers!
473
00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:43,449
Oh, you mean our hot toddies?
474
00:20:44,152 --> 00:20:46,553
What?
I wanna hang out with you guys.
475
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,087
What are we doing tonight?
476
00:20:48,089 --> 00:20:49,923
Sorry, we're heading home,
477
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:53,760
- with some crazy memories.
- And a few bull bites.
478
00:20:54,995 --> 00:20:57,730
Ha ha ha.
I'm gonna go pray
479
00:20:57,732 --> 00:20:59,793
that Satan takes all your souls.
480
00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:02,468
That's a pretty
dark way to end a...
481
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,088
♪ I don't know ♪
482
00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:10,357
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
483
00:21:13,761 --> 00:21:15,629
♪ I don't know ♪
484
00:21:15,663 --> 00:21:18,298
♪ I just... don't know ♪
485
00:21:21,102 --> 00:21:23,136
♪ Ooh... ♪
486
00:21:23,171 --> 00:21:26,706
- ♪ It's a great big place ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
487
00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:30,510
- ♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
488
00:21:30,545 --> 00:21:34,347
- ♪ And it's my happy place ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪
489
00:21:35,332 --> 00:21:39,190
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