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Mom! We're gonna
miss the movie!
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No, we're not.Okay, but we've
been here for hours.
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I-I don't want to hang out
at the stupid horse hospital.
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This stupid horse hospital
puts dinner on your table.
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It wouldn't kill you
to take an interest.
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W-What's this thing?
I-In the middle of the room?
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With -- With the hole
in the end?
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That's a breeding mount.
The nurses use it to collect...
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reproductive material.
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[ Click, whirring ]
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[ Squishing ]
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[ Click, whirring stops ]
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Okay, let's go see this
latest piece of Marvel shit
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you kids are jizzing over.
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Yeah.
A-About time.
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So, d-does your hospital
ever need, like,
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after-school
volunteers?
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Wow. Who are you and
where did you put my son?
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Ha! No, no. Seriously.
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I-I'm very interested
in -- in your work.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Morty, you dirty little doggy.
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[ Liquid sloshing ]
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Ugh! Come on!
[ Grunting ]
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[ Liquid sloshing ]
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Hey, Rick.
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Oh, hey, kiddo.
How's your Saturday?
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You know, super chill.
W-W-Whatcha doin'?
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Eh, nothing adventurous.
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You know that race of
Underground Dwelling Cannibal
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Horse People that
we're always fighting?
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Yeah, the CHUDs.
W-W-What about 'em?
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Well, don't tell anybody,
but I'm working on
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a bioweapon
to use against them,
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so I got this barrel of horse
semen from your mom's hospital
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and I'm just gonna,
you know,
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subject it to
some otherworldly forces.
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Guess I should test it,
make sure it's --
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Make sure it's what?!Horse semen, obviously.
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Okay, but it says it is
right on the barrel!
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You're not being
very scientific, Morty.
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Measure twice, cut once.
Especially with semen.
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Did you even ask Mom
if you could have this?!
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Morty, if I wanted
to steal horse semen, I'd --
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Yes, I asked her.
What is at stake for you here?
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Why don't you trust labels?!All right! Fine!
I won't test it!
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God damn. Your generation really
picks random hills to die on.
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Don't get too close.
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I'm running an inhuman amount
of power through this semen.
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Should be safe, though,
since the semen itself is,
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you know, also inhuman.
Here we go.
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[ Crackling ]
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[ High-pitched whine ]
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Creature growling ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Snarling ]
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[ Glass shattering ]
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W-What happened?!
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The sperm, Morty!
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They're super monster sperm now!
I blame myself.
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Unless there was something
about the sperm I didn't know.
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Are you -- Are you saying
that to mess with me?
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What?
Mess with you how?
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Like, trying to get me
to say something?
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Morty, I have no idea
what you're talking about!
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For real?
Yes!
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Okay. Good.
Then -- Then it's your fault!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Beth: Dad, what the hell
is going on?!
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Beth, sweetheart,
Can you give me a minute?
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I'm trying to steer around
the bodies of our neighbors.
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[ Thump ]Oh, that felt like Gene.
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That's on you, Beth.Dad, I swear--
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Mom, it's -- it's not
Rick's fault, it's --
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Space Sperm.
What?!
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Yeah.
Space Sperm.
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I-I've seen em' before,
but n-n-never like this.
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SpaceSperm?!
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Sperm from Space?
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Very impressive verbal
forensic work, Jerry.
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Holy shit.
How big are space dicks?
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Don't answer that!
Damn, they must be huge.
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[ Tires screeching ]
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Oh!
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[ Laser pistol zapping ]
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Oh, shit,
oh, shit, shit.
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[ Roaring ]
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[ Snarling ][ Pistol clicks ]
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Mr. Sanchez!
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The President is very eager
to speak with you!
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Morty, look,
you gotta do me a solid here.
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Y-you want me to keep the secret
of where these things came from?
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Yes, technically, it's a lie,
but I messed up,
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and I'm embarrassed 'cause it's,
you know, science.
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No problem.
I got your back, dawg.
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Really? Okay. Cool.
And thanks, Morty.
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I thought that'd be
a harder sell.
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Y-You did a shameful thing.
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Dwelling on it isn't gonna
help, you know, am I right?
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Sometimes you just gotta
wipe it off,
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toss it in the trash,
and head back to study hall.
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Uh, not getting the metaphor
but I'll take your hall pass.
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Sanchez!
Get the hell in here!
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Space Sperm?
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Jesus, how big
are space dicks?Same page club.
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Well, Mr. President,
the theory of Cosmic DNA
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has been around for decades --
Chupacabras, Yeti,
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Stonehenge, Ancient Rome.
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Are these all myths,
monsters, legends,
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or different names
for sperm from outer space?
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I'll tell you what I think,
Sanchez.
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I think either
youcaused this mess,
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or it's those godforsaken Horse
People that dwell underground.
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CHUDs.CHUDs.That's them.
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Ugh, if they're behind this,
so help me, God.
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Morty, you've always been
a straight shooter.
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You can't prove that!
Wait, what?
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Oh -- oh. Right.I can protect you,
little man.
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Blow that whistle.
Toot, toot.
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Is this
your grandpa's fault?
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Here's what I know, sir.
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This is the greatest country
on Earth.
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It invented apple pies
and lasers.
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Mm. Keep talking.And that sperm...
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We don't know
nothin' about it.
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Then the CHUDs
just got themselves a war.
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And you just dodged
a personal drone strike.
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Hello! Hello.
Sorry, I'm late.
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This is Professor Shabooboo, the
world's leading expert on sperm.
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Thanks for getting here
so fast.My schedule was wide open.
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I have been tracking
our new sperm friends
since their arrival,
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a-and if my calculations
are correct,
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they have gathered here.
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Why would the sperm
go to the Grand Canyon?
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Why are you looking at me
like the answer is obvious?
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Oh, you can't be serious.
Are we in middle school?
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You think sperm
are instinctively
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heading for America's --Don't high-road us, lady.
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It's where they went.
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Now, how do we deal
with these...
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"Orgasogoblins"?
No takers?
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Okay. These...
"Cumplestiltskins?"
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No? Dumb?
These, uh, "Skeet Boogins?"
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
Skeet Boogins.
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Really?
Skeet Boogins?
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We'll use it as a placeholder
and beat it later.
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Mr. President, i-if I may?
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Luckily, I was able
to secure a specimen.
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Now, obviously our first steps
will be to analyze its DNA
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and figure out what
these beautiful creat--
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Oh, why?!It-it had a gun!
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Are you out of your mind
bringing an armed sperm in here?
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But they can't holdguns!
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The boy literally
never lies!
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Look, if you want
these things gone,
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give Rick and me a plane
and some nukes.
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We'll wipe 'em out
and leave no trace of them.
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Only one way
to deal with it.
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He's right.
[Burps] I'm a scientist.
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Fair enough.
Blow 'em to hell.
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What are people gonna do,
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complain we made
the canyon grander?
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Jerry, we're being bad parents.
Do something!
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I-is this water
for everyone?
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Yes, and I'd love a glass.Comin' up!
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What are youdoing?
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And, Rick, to make sure
you don't screw anything up,
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I'm sending
my best men with you.
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And women.It's a fine suggestion,
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but I doubt their leader
will be a sexy queen
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that needs to be kickboxed.
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100% male Marines!
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They say cutting
a sperm's throat is like
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running a warm knife
through butter.
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I'm gonna make these things
pregnant...with death!
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No fear!No humility!
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Both:
Zero chance of consequences!
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Hey, gentlemen's bet -- which
of these background Marines
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you think will last
the longest?
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I'm not betting on
human lives, Rick.
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All of these people
are gonna survive,
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but obviously that guy
the longest.
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Yeah, he's my pick, too.
What's his name?
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Blazen? Pretty cool.
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Yeah. He's, like, meditating
through turbulence.
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Psh. I bet if
something fell,
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he'd like, catch it
without opening his eyes.
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Totally.
Should we throw
something at him?
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I-I got a pencil somewhere.
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[ Both scream ]
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[ Marines screaming ]
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Who-who's shooting at us?!
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Oh, wow, that's unexpected.
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The sperm made a catapult?!
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A-A-Are they getting
smarter?!
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No, you're getting dumber
because that's a trebuchet.
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Nobody knows
the difference!
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They're reloading
that textbook trebuchet!
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Time to fly!Aaaaaah!
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Oh!
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♪♪
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We gotta keep moving.
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So cool.Not even a scratch.
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Okay, girls, and I mean
that derogatorily.
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We just took a fat "L,"
and what we need is a fat "P."
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A plan.
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I take the lead here.
You two watch the flanks.
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Blazen, bring up the-- Hey!
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Please, one person
draws the plan!
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Skeeters!
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-Jipers!
-Ropers!
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I'm sorry, but what the hell
are we calling them?
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Agh! Oof.
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Fine. I'm dying,
so I get to pick the name.
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Crispy Cremes with a "C"!
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Whoa!
[ Grunting ]
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[ Snarling ]
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Whoa. E-Easy there, little guy.
It's okay.
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I-I-It's okay.
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Do you...recognize me?
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Do you know you
came from me?
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I'm Morty.
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I'll call ya "Sticky,"
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'c-'cause you're sticky
and -- and you're stuck.
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Oh. [ Chuckles ][ Purring ]
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Step aside, Morty.
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It's okay.
Y-You don't gotta do this.
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It's haploid genetic code,
Morty,
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a biological
fertilizing machine.
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W-What's gotten into you?
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Rick, let him go.
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Ugh.
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Morty, don't fuck
with me.
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What the hell's
going on with you?
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I think I know exactly
what's going on here.
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Kidding.
This shit is totally random.
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Let's keep moving.W-Which way?
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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When one sense is bound,
the others are released.
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[ Sniffing ]
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Holy shit.
He -- He can smell caves?
247
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,150
I'm not trying
to smell anything.
248
00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:05,370
The whole planet's
a dorm room trash can.
249
00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:06,937
Sir, Rick Sanchez
has gone dark.
250
00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,373
I knew we couldn't
rely on him!
251
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,027
Well, maybe the pilot
got too horny
252
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,551
as they approached
America's Vagina.
253
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,856
If you're gonna hang out
in my war room,
254
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,554
you can't just
make snarky comments.
255
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,338
At least do something useful,
like Jerry.
256
00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:19,167
Right to the top,
just the way you like it.
257
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,560
Here's our situation.
258
00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,518
Rick's gone,
and so are all our nukes.
259
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,954
Now what?
260
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,652
None of you have an idea?I do.
261
00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,436
That's right, me --
the girl.
262
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,394
Gentlemen,
what do sperm want?
263
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,266
The same thing as a lumberjack
in the morning
264
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,528
or a fox at night.
265
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,747
Pants!Eggs.
266
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,400
Pancakes!Eggs.
267
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,228
You want to control giant sperm,
you need a giant egg.
268
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,708
W-W-Wait a minute.
Wait -- wait a minute.
269
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,710
Sperm are hunters.
And what do sperm hunt?
270
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,320
Eggs.
Exactly.
271
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,496
And what would happen
if we enlargedone?
272
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,629
They'll head right for it!
Get MIT on the phone.
273
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,197
And get this guy
a Nobel Prize.
274
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,069
[ Applause and laughter ]You became a woman today.
275
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,375
[ Ominous music plays ]
276
00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,507
[ Devices whirring ]
277
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:58,032
So, Blazen, you got kids?
278
00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,903
The battlefield is
myfamily.
279
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,513
So cool.Wicked badass.
280
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,385
[ Sperm snarling ]Go.
I'll hold 'em off.
281
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:04,865
Blazen, you don't
have to do this.
282
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,954
Shh.
It is my destiny.
283
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,738
He's right, Morty.
It's the price of being Blazen.
284
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,044
Let him do his thing.
285
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,655
[ Sperm snarling ][ Grunts ]
286
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:13,961
Blood for blood.
287
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,703
Cream for cream.
[ Grunts ]
288
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,444
Oh, no.
I can't reach that!
289
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,621
Idiot!
290
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,926
What?!
They're comfortable!
291
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,188
You should try them!
292
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,147
Eh, ah! Ohhhh.
293
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,410
That'll do it.
I'm worm food.
294
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,194
Morty, find my wife.
295
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,501
[ Straining ] Tell her I wasn't
wearing her thong.
296
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,677
That's a photocopy
of "Sports Illustrated"
297
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,287
swimsuit model
Kathy Ireland.
298
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,289
It's -- it's my wife.
We have sex.
299
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,075
Here, hold that picture up so
we can have sex one last time.
300
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,729
I-I know how to
suck myself.
301
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,079
What?![ Sperm roaring ]
302
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,341
Ugh, I was so wrong
about this guy.
303
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,125
He didn't even
buy us any time.
304
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,518
[ Sperm snarling ]
305
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,476
Morty, get ready
for some fireworks.
306
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,087
[ Beep ]
307
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,091
Ugh!
308
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,136
Uh-oh.Oh, gross!
309
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,965
This is the first time I've ever
regretted being taken alive.
310
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,575
Wait, who the fuck
is that?!
311
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,490
Silence in the presence
of me.
312
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,884
I am The Sperm Queen,
313
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:11,714
and youare of
special interest to me.
314
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,716
Hey, what the fuck are you
doing with my stuff?
315
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,587
A-And why do you have
the horse jerkoff machine
316
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,806
from my daughter's hospital?
317
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,243
We need it
to create our army.
318
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,681
Well, you need more than that,
dummy. You need a horse.
319
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,292
Oh but our stallion
is already here.
320
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,033
Isn't that right, Morty?
321
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,775
Or shall I say...
Father?
322
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,821
Morty, you nasty, lying,
little world-ending pervert.
323
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,171
I-I-I'm sorry.
[ Sobbing ]
324
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,217
What was it like?Fantastic!
325
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,568
Rick, I'm sorry!
326
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,265
I-I just thought maybe
I could have repeated sex
327
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,876
with a horse machine
without it becoming Armageddon.
328
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,268
I-I realize that's on me.
329
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,009
Yeah, not exactly
accepting apologies
330
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,794
while I'm stuck here
as Handjob Solo.
331
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,318
This is all your fault
for being ashamed of us, Morty.
332
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:53,756
How many millions went
to their graves for you,
333
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,932
hurling themselves
into the void,
334
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,326
only to discover
a grody sock
335
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:01,590
or a carefully folded
landing strip of toilet paper?
336
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,983
How do you know all this?!
337
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,942
Oh, honey, because we're
the very essence of you.
338
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,118
We are
your shame incarnate.
339
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,772
And once we're through
with you,
340
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,775
our sperm army
will take over the world!
341
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,864
Put him on the machine![ Machine whirring ]
342
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,953
Rick, do something!On it.
343
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:20,565
[ Grunting ]
344
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,916
Wh-what did you do?I got out of your eyeline.
345
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,787
Oh, no. Oh! Oh!
346
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,747
Yes!
The end is near!
347
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,226
Any last words?
348
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,620
Ohhh![ Explosion ]
349
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,926
Sticky!
Gross.
350
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,579
I know you're not a wordsmith,
Morty, but --
351
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,712
No, no, no, my-my sperm friend
is here!
352
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,409
Ugh, never give 'em
a name.
353
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,456
♪♪
354
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,414
Fools!
You can't beat me!
355
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,982
You didn't bring a woman
that can kickbox!
356
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,680
[ Grunts ]
357
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,771
Is that all you got?
358
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,298
Damn, that's some quintessential
underdog shit.
359
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,778
Kill them!
360
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,518
[ Sperm roaring ]
361
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,435
[ Groans ]
362
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,786
[ Coughs ]
363
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,571
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
364
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,268
I-I should've told you
the truth, Rick.
365
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,748
Let's save the world first.
366
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,445
Now, reset those nukes,
and let's turn this canyon
367
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,317
into a can't-yon.
368
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,014
[ Device whirring ]
369
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,669
There usually earthquakes
in Arizona?
370
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,976
[ Roaring in distance ]
371
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,327
They're heading for Vegas,
372
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:30,070
which doestrack on many levels,
but why now?
373
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,593
What the?
374
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,464
President: Let's hear it
for Professor Shabooboo
375
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,553
and his brilliant egg.Um, hello?
376
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,642
Aren't you
forgetting someone?Oh, good point.
377
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,384
Big thanks to the cast
of Cirque Du Soleil's "Zumanity"
378
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,604
for the impressive
and erotic routine.
379
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,562
Mr. President,
Rick Sanchez is on the line.
380
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,477
Good.
Put that asshole on speaker.
381
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,870
Well, well, well.
382
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,785
No thanks to you,
we're luring the sperm
383
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,656
with a giant human egg,
even though,
384
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,615
symbolically speaking,
Vegas should be enough.
385
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,964
Rick: A human egg?
386
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,400
Where-where-where
did you get it?
387
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,359
Glad you asked.
It's your granddaughter's,
388
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,056
so at least you contributed
somethingto this.
389
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,579
Morty: Mister President!
It's Morty!
390
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,277
It's my sperm!
I-It's all mine!
391
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,409
What?! I'm a dirty little
perverted maniac.
392
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,672
I spent a week pleasuring myself
with animal equipment,
393
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,892
and my sperm got turned
into monsters on accident
394
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,416
because I kept lying about it
because I was ashamed!
395
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,678
You should be!
396
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,028
My God, man,
we were all 14 once
397
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,768
but it's called
self-control.
398
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,162
Don't let them reach my
sister's egg, Mr. President!
399
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,990
You'll be making a giant --
400
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,341
Incest baby.
401
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,690
What?
Who told you that?
402
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,344
What?
I-I was finishing his sentence.
403
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,346
Oh. Right.
Come with us.
404
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,782
The sperm is Morty's!
405
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,611
We're about to make
a giant incest baby!
406
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:36,397
Aw, well, now we're all
in our darkest hour.
407
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,007
Launch the egg!
Launch it now!
408
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,140
B-But that'll take
30 minutes.What?! Why?!
409
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,185
That's how long
every space launch takes!
410
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,926
No one realizes because
they only show you
411
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,407
the last 10 seconds!
412
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,930
Uh, uh, help me out here.
413
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,280
Hey, it was your idea,
right?
414
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,892
Okay, okay, n-no need to panic,
everyone.
415
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,894
I have a simple solution.
416
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,461
See you all in hell!
417
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,376
[ Splat ]I don't see how
that'sgoing to help.
418
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,466
Form a perimeter!
Protect that egg at all costs!
419
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,773
I always knew your hormones
would cause a world war
420
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,906
between humans
and Cannibalistic Horse People.
421
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,603
I just didn't know
it would be like this.
422
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,996
I can't change my nature.
423
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,041
What are you, a scorpion
in a Navajo fable?
424
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,913
Everyone can change
their nature, Morty.
425
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,349
It's what defines
our species.
426
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,611
Look at Iron Man.
427
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,178
That actor was an animal
in the '90s,
428
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,093
literally waking up
in bushes.
429
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,922
His agent had to catch him
with a butterfly net.Silence!
430
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,228
Rick Sanchez,
you know why you're here.
431
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,621
Yeah, it was
my grandson's fault.
432
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,928
You slept
with my daughter!I did?
433
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,364
Oh, shit, I did.
434
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,887
[ Belches ] Forgive me,
Your CHUDness.
435
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,367
I'm a changed man
starting now.
436
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,674
You come to the Kingdom of CHUDs
for forgiveness?
437
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,763
CHUDs don't forgive humans.
438
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,374
CHUDs eathumans!
439
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,158
This is out there,
even for us.
440
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,507
They can hear you, Morty.
441
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,074
All: Boil him up!
Yum, yum!
442
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,424
Spice him right!
Oh, boy!
443
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,383
Eat the flesh!
Yum, yum!
444
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,428
Not the bones!
Oh, no!
445
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,561
Belly ache!
Ouch, Ouch!
446
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,911
Father! [Whinnies]
Stop this at once!
447
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,740
Princess Poñeta!You can't kill Rícko!
448
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,394
I -- I love him!
449
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,786
[ Crowd gasping ]
450
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,267
Right! I-I love you, too,
Princess Poñeta.
451
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,965
This love is forbidden.
452
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,531
My daughter,
you are a CHUD.
453
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,099
Rick is a human [whinnies]
and age-inappropriate.
454
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,101
Then you leave me
nochoice.
455
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,886
By the 17th Article
of the CHUD-stitution,
456
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,889
I offer Rícko Sanchez
horsemunity
457
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:22,546
and demand a equestri-truce
between all CHUDs and humans!
458
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,984
[ Crowd gasping ]On what grounds?
459
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,509
On the grounds that Rícko
is the father of my child.
460
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,771
I have an heir.
461
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,599
I have a substance-abuse
problem.
462
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,688
The Prophecy has come true!
463
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,820
Also, did someone drop
a scroll?
464
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,822
Here we go. Over here.
[ Whinnies ] Sorry.
465
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:41,783
♪♪
466
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,089
Where did you get
all that?
467
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,655
-It's Vegas.
-Sir!
468
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,048
The Strip has been evacuated,
but I'm worried
469
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,571
we won't be able
to hold the perimeter.
470
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,008
Then deputize
Las Vegas regulars.
471
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,313
Everyone's a patriot today.
472
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,706
Even me!
473
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,360
Take three steps back,
Amazing Johnathan.
474
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,753
Men and their guns.
Metaphorical and not.
475
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,712
Tell me about it.
476
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,844
Get ready, boys!
The last thing this world needs
477
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,846
is a giant incest baby.
478
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,805
-Oorah! Here they come!
-Nice!
479
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,721
Do not let a single sperm
get through to that egg!
480
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,506
[ Gunfire ]
481
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,423
Um, should we be concerned
about that scary bomb-laden one?
482
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,903
Honey, let the men
handle this.
483
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,123
I think we know
a thing or two about --
484
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,823
Ugh! Ready for
all the responsibility
485
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,129
with none of the credit?
486
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,566
Let's Nancy Reagan
this bitch.
487
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,437
Ah!
488
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,788
♪♪
489
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,964
[ Grunting ]
490
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:38,840
♪♪
491
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,189
Dammit!
We can't stop them.
492
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,451
We don't have the manpower!
493
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,062
Rick:
What about horsepower?
494
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,672
[ Whinnying ]
495
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,977
Sweet Lady Liberty.
496
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,631
That sonofamare Rick has ended
497
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,372
our centuries-long war
with the CHUDs.
498
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,896
-We made peace with the CHUDs!
-The CHUDs are our buds!
499
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,247
[ Sperm roaring ]
500
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,510
Rícko! The hoofless --
they need us!
501
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,382
Let's do this.
CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho!
502
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,732
CHUDs:
CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho!
503
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:09,827
♪♪
504
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,743
Mom, I promise to use condoms,
even when it's butt stuff.
505
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,529
Okay, we have a lot
to talk about tonight.
506
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:25,147
♪♪
507
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:34,765
♪♪
508
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,245
Is this your heart?
509
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,507
It's a play on,
"Is this your card?"
510
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,030
You don't have a heart,
511
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,467
uh, but this is probably
some kind of organelle,
512
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,033
in charge of pumping
endoplasmic reticulum
513
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,818
throughout your membrane
and therefore,
514
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,776
relative to you,
functions asa heart.
515
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:49,693
So, I ask you again,
is thisyour heart?
516
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,173
[ Gasps ]
Morty, look!
517
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,132
I won't just be thrown away,
Rick!
518
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,351
The egg is mine!
519
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,179
Sticky!
It's all you, bud!
520
00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:00,487
♪♪
521
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,793
Noooo!
522
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,840
[ Crowd cheering ]Sticky!
523
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,842
[ All gasping ]Fuck!
524
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,757
We got a heartbeat.Screw that!
525
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,499
That's a human life,
and this is an election cycle.
526
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,414
You have to do something!Nope.
527
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,895
[ Beeping, rumbling ]
528
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,897
It's space's problem now.
529
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,725
Oh, this sucks.
530
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,814
You're "Sports Illustrated"'s
Kathy Ireland.
531
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,208
You were with my husband,
Blazen, when he died.
532
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,864
Please tell me...
was he wearing my thong?
533
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,649
He probably told you
not to tell me.
534
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,652
He was ashamed of it,
but he didn't need to be.
535
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,872
I hope he waswearing it.
536
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,308
Always be honest.
537
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,049
Sometimes it will
hurt people.
538
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:44,400
Sometimes it will help.
But always be honest.
539
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,186
Huh. Yeah, yeah,
he -- he waswearing it.
540
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:50,101
Ew!
That gross animal pig!
541
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,929
So, trying to boil this
all down,
542
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,279
I-I want to say
it's import--
543
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,845
Shut up, Morty,
I got my own epilogue.
544
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,283
Oh, Rícko,
I love you.
545
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,588
[ Burps ] Prove it.
546
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,329
[ Smacking and heavy breathing ]
547
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,636
Oh, I love kissing those
big ol' horse teeth.
548
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,246
It's like lickin' tile.
549
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,248
Oh!
I swear...
550
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,207
it's time someone made
an honest man out of me.
551
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,860
Whatever you need,
the whole nine yards,
552
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,210
you got it.[ Whinnies ]
553
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,603
The thing is, Rícko...
it's time.
554
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,518
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
It's time!
555
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,998
Oh, my God,
it's wonderful.
556
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,956
[ Groans ][ Splat ]
557
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,872
[ Whinnies ]
558
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:25,049
Oh, wow. So we don't have to,
you know, r-raise it?
559
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,051
Nah. They're ready to go
right out of the box.
560
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:29,924
Cool, cool.
So...bye?
561
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,273
Yep.
Take care of yourself, Rick.
562
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,319
Yep. Same.
[ Whinnies ]
563
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,628
That was easy.
564
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:46,506
♪♪
565
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:54,340
♪♪
566
00:20:54,383 --> 00:21:02,261
♪♪
567
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:10,094
♪♪
568
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,401
Houston, permission to open
the starboard panel.
569
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,707
Houston:
Permission granted.
570
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,927
Firing breach now.
571
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,321
Explorer, our readouts
show a pressure spike.
572
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,757
Everything alright?
573
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,238
Honestly, sometimes
staring back at Earth
574
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,154
makes me think about
the people I left behind --
575
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:29,157
my wife, the son she had
to anchor me there.
576
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,246
I tried to be a parent,
I really did,
577
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,641
but I've come to find I'm only
suited to be a spaceman.
578
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,120
The nicest part
of being up here
579
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,035
is there are no reminders
of the guilt
580
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,995
I sometimes feel about
abandoning my family.
581
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,518
[ Indistinct babbling ]
582
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,477
Sorry, Houston,
I thought I heard something.
583
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,000
Negative on our end.
584
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,828
No, wait,
there's something big
585
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,569
and it's coming right at you!Goo, goo, gah, gah.
586
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:52,441
Dear God.
No! You can't be real!
587
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:55,314
Explorer, what is it?
What the hell do you see?!
588
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,880
My conscience.
589
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,360
Explorer! Explorer!Aaah!
590
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,536
Are you there?Aaaaaah!
591
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,886
Geez.
Not gonna miss that guy.Aaaaah!
592
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,714
Right? So dramatic.
593
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:07,848
Man:
Did you get any of that?
594
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:12,069
♪♪
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