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Ahh, I love that
new T-shirt smell.
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Chicks are gonna be
up all up in our biz
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when they see us wearing these
Rick and Morty custom tees.
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I bet we could sell these.
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Hells yeah. I
[bleep] love merch!
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[ Thunder crashes ] Aah!
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The rain! It... It
burns! Oh [bleep]
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Quick, Morty,
protect the shirts!
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The door! Open the door!
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Rick! Is it...
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Morty, will ya stop tryna...
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[ Lock clicks ] Okay,
there, it's open.
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Jesus. My skin is on fire.
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W-Why is the rain doing that?
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[ Laughing evilly ] My
acid rain will destroy
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all things green and natural
or my name isn't Diesel Weasel.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ People screaming ]
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Huh. Well, that
guy's easy to please.
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Your acid rain is an acid pain
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in the butt, Diesel Weasel!
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Yikes. Wow.
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Who's the chick in need
of a dialogue pass?
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First order of business is
to clean up this acid rain
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with a little wind!
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Yoww!
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Ow! Ow, my leg!
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Wow.
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And now an elemental punch
that's too hot to handle!
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Wa-kah!
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Oh, wow.
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Curse you, Planetina!
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I'll get you next slime!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution... you!
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[ Ting! ]
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Wow. Morty, if you say "wow"
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one more time, I swear
to [bleep] God...
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Are you crazy, Rick?
She's right there!
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Yeah, get that aluminum,
Morty. It's 8% of the Earth.
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We'll need every atom.
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Thanks! Every litter-bit helps!
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[ Gasps ] Your problem!
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Excuse me? S-Sorry.
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I-I-I wanted to say, "N-No
problem, you're welcome,"
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a-a-and it came
out "your problem."
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[ Chuckles ] I-I'm
an idiot. Sorry.
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You're not an
idiot. You recycled.
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I-I'm Morty. Nice
to meet you, Morty.
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I'm Planetina, and I hope
you have a wonderful day.
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[ Horn honks ] Rick: Hey!
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The [bleep] we doin' here?
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Uhh, y-y-you like soft serve?
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There's a shop around the bend.
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Oh, I don't eat ice cream.
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Veal is a product of
the dairy industry.
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Oh, that's not good.
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No, it is not. [ Horn honks ]
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Oh, my God! Come on! Let's go!
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I know a place that serves
cruelty-free doughnuts.
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If you'd like, I could fly
you and your friend there
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easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
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Okay, I-I-I'll ask him.
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He... He said he
can't come. Let's go!
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What the [bleep] was that shit?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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Planetina: The
Earth is in danger!
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Pollution and waste
are ruining our planet.
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Mother Nature has enlisted
the help of four young adults
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from each major ethnicity...
And when things look bad,
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and I mean really bad...
They combine the powers
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of their elemental
rings to create me!
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Planetina, conservationist
super person!
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There's only one solution,
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for Earth's pollution... you!
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P-Pretty cool, huh?
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I-I can't believe I actually
hung out with Planetina.
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How old is this woman?
She looks very mature.
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She's a sentient amalgam
of natural elements,
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so I don't believe
age applies to her.
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Great. Taylor Murphy dumps
me the day before his
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hella-big pool party
and my little brother's
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dating a phase four super hero.
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Just shoot me in the
[bleep] head until I die.
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Hey, hey, none of
that, Summerfest.
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Look what you're doing to your
sister, you piece of [bleep]
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Is it weird that she
hasn't texted me yet?
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Yes. No.
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What if I told you that
your Grandpa Rick's
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got something up his sleeve
that's so Rick-diculous
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that it's gonna make
you forget all about
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that stupid asshole
that dumped you?
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[ Plates clatter ]
Hey, my egg plate!
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Morglutz, Slartivart,
and Ferkus 9...
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Three planets are all ending
in a delayed succession
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of cataclysmic events.
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A jam like this comes around
only once in a lifetime.
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Morglutz's sun is
going supernova,
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Slartivart is falling
into a black hole,
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and Ferkus 9 is getting
"Deep Impact" -ed
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by an asteroid.
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They're all having a
major, final blow out...
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And I'm gonna drug it up and
suck it up before each one
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goes ka-blamo, and I'm taking
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my favorite grandkid
along with me!
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Hells yeah. 10
seconds on Morglutz,
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and you'll be up to your
neck in I-could-give-two
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[bleep]about-what's-his-ass.
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And also herpes.
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Um... Oh, my God,
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thank you, Grandpa Rick!
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I'm gonna go pack my rollie.
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Um, Summer? I-I-I haven't
given you my approval yet.
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[ Door closes ] Summer, approval
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is yet to be given here!
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[ Phone chimes ] There's
a huge forest fire
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like 200 miles from here!
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This is amazing! Planetina's
bound to be there.
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Mom, I-I need the credit
card to buy a train ticket.
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Absolutely not.
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Mom, this is the biggest
wildfire of the year!
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You're not going!
You're not going!
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Da [bleep] I'm not.
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Last time I checked,
this wasn't Russia.
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It's not Russia, Jerry.
My heart is broken,
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and I deserve to let loose,
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and if you don't like it, you
can suck my bigger [bleep]
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Adios, C-words.
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Morty, I don't want
you getting hurt.
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Please, think this over.
I don't want to think!
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I want to see a girl I like.
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If you don't want to help me,
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I'll find my own goddamn
way to the wildfire.
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[ Door slams ]
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[ Door slamming ]
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I'll get the wine. Thank you.
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The Governor has implemented
a mandatory evacuation.
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Abandon all hope, people!
Nothing will stop this fire.
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Nothing! [ Air whooshing ]
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Scratch that! Here's
Planetina, Savioress of Earth!
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Yeeouch! Talk about a hot foot.
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Better put this wildfire on ice!
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Morty: Come here, little buddy.
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Come on, come on,
come on, I gotcha.
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Morty?! What are you doing here?
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Oh, hey! Y-You're here, too?
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Yeah, I heard about
the wildfire back home,
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and, you know, I stopped
by to lend a hand.
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H-Here you go,
fella. All safe now.
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[ Chuckles ] Ahh, rabbits...
Al-always hopping...
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Never stoppin'.
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[ Chuckles nervously ] Y-Yeah.
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S-So it was, uh,
great hanging...
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Hanging out the other day.
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I-I was getting kind of
a... I mean I-I got kind of
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a p-positive vibe.
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Oh, good. I was putting one out.
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I-I really like you.
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Holy [bleep]
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I-I-I mean, uh,
well, oh, all right.
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Next step, you w-want
to go out again?
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I do! But, uh,
Morty, I have kids.
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Oh, I-I-I'll get along
with them. I'm-I'm a kid.
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No, I mean the four kids
that bring me into existence
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by combining the power
of their elemental rings
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so I can save Earth from
ecological disasters.
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Oh, them! No, I-I
know about them.
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I-I like them.
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Oh, good. Well,
here they are now.
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Hey, buddy, you
want an autograph?
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That's 20 bucks a pop.
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No, Eddie, he's my friend.
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Morty, these are my
kids, The Tina-Teers.
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Oh, hey.
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Tina, girl, have
you gained weight?
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Uh, well, I had a plant-based
doughnut yesterday.
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Just a half.
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Sugar is worst thing
for figure, darling.
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You want to be ugly?
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Heh, I-I thought
they'd be younger.
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They've been manifesting
me since the mid-'90s.
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A lot has changed since then.
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This is freaking you out, huh?
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It is a lot to take in.
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I understand.
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Well, I guess I'd better go.
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See you around.
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Hi-de-ho, TV 58!
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Planetina, you
single-handily saved
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a National Forest with ease.
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I do what I can, but
I can't do it alone!
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And who's your
friend over there?
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Oh! This is Morty Smith.
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He traveled 200 miles just to
save a rabbit from the fire.
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He's a very special guy.
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So, are you two dating?
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Oh, um, w... I-I-I...
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Yes, we are.
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[ '80s pop music plays ]
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[Bleep] love. [Bleep] love.
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All right, time
to set the rules.
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Lay it on me. No whining.
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Done. No crying.
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As if.
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And absolutely, positively
no getting attached.
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We're here to smash max
ass... Quantity over quality.
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Deal? Deal!
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I'm gonna eat so much
[bleep], you're gonna shit.
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Check this out. This is
gonna be me at the party...
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B-b-laaaah!
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B-b-blaaaah! Oh, is
that another [bleep]
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Don't mind if I... b-b-blaaaah!
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Ho-ho! This'll be me across
the room... "Excuse me, miss."
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It appears that you
have an uneaten [bleep]
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Allow me... lalalalalaaah!
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Lalalalalaaah! B-b-blaaaah!
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B-b-blaaaah!
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Whoo! [Bleep] super nova party!
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Love is a lie! Hack the planet!
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The world's ending,
and for some reason,
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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.
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[ Giggles ] Wow!
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Yo, Rick, don't look now,
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but someone's giving
you the big eye.
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[ Vomiting ]
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'Scuse me. I got
to see a man about
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a horse I'd rather
have sex with.
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Aah!
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Hello. I'm Rick.
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Hey. So, the world's
ending, and for some reason,
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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.
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Hello.
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Summer: Have fun, Grandpa Rick!
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No commitments!
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♪ I flew to you on an airplane ♪
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[ Keys tapping ]
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♪ I was afraid that
you gave me strength ♪
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♪ Forever, birds were
soul twin loves ♪
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♪ Baby, come back to me ♪
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♪ Baby, come back like it was ♪
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Surprise!
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What are you doing here?
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Mmm!
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I told my kids I went
out to recycle batteries.
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All kidding aside,
everyone should discard
249
00:08:10,113 --> 00:08:13,827
used batteries at
proper disposal centers
250
00:08:13,851 --> 00:08:16,095
instead of tossing them
into a regular waste bin.
251
00:08:16,119 --> 00:08:17,163
Thanks for the tip.
252
00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:20,700
♪ Flowers never last forever ♪
253
00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:23,302
♪ But we can make
it past forever ♪
254
00:08:23,326 --> 00:08:24,370
[ Dolphins squeaks ]
255
00:08:24,394 --> 00:08:25,638
♪ Baby, come home to me ♪
256
00:08:25,662 --> 00:08:28,897
♪ Baby, you're home with me ♪
257
00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:32,000
[ Cheering ]
258
00:08:32,936 --> 00:08:35,381
Solus is collapsing
in five zip-zops.
259
00:08:35,405 --> 00:08:36,649
If we time it right,
260
00:08:36,673 --> 00:08:38,317
we can [bleep] together
as the sun explodes.
261
00:08:38,341 --> 00:08:39,719
Sounds ah-mazing.
262
00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:41,855
Say, I think I left my
purse back at the bar.
263
00:08:41,879 --> 00:08:43,656
Can both of you
go get it for me?
264
00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,725
Anything for you, Mrs. Obama.
265
00:08:45,749 --> 00:08:47,260
Time to ghost, Grandpa Rick.
266
00:08:47,284 --> 00:08:49,395
Rick: Righty-right.
Meet me at the car.
267
00:08:49,419 --> 00:08:51,931
One of these has to be
hers. Where'd she go?
268
00:08:51,955 --> 00:08:53,533
I guess we'll have
to start without her.
269
00:08:53,557 --> 00:08:54,734
Oh, her loss.
270
00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,792
B-b-blaaaaaaaaah!
271
00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:00,206
Whoo! Planet number
two, let's do it!
272
00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:02,208
Sorry, I took so long. I
had to ditch some clingers.
273
00:09:02,232 --> 00:09:04,544
[ Slurring ] Let's do it.
Up the [bleep], y'all.
274
00:09:04,568 --> 00:09:05,879
Geez, you okay to drive?
275
00:09:05,903 --> 00:09:06,746
Shiii!
276
00:09:06,770 --> 00:09:08,948
'Course, I-I-I'm mable.
277
00:09:08,972 --> 00:09:11,106
Bu[burps]ckle up.
278
00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:15,020
[ Crashing ]
279
00:09:15,044 --> 00:09:16,244
Yeah!
280
00:09:17,046 --> 00:09:19,625
Whoo! The best week of my life!
281
00:09:19,649 --> 00:09:20,493
Daphne: Hello.
282
00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:21,895
What was that? Nothin'.
283
00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:24,097
Who wants to see
the most radadelic
284
00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:25,699
lady-version of a super hero?
285
00:09:25,723 --> 00:09:26,700
[ Cheering ]
286
00:09:26,724 --> 00:09:28,568
Fire! Water!
287
00:09:28,592 --> 00:09:30,992
Air! And Dirt!
288
00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:34,240
[ Crowd gasps ]
289
00:09:34,264 --> 00:09:36,576
Oh, no, the convention.
Morty, wake up!
290
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,843
We overslept. What's happening?
291
00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:38,978
Hey, there's a
little boy on her!
292
00:09:39,002 --> 00:09:40,780
Oh, d-d-drop the curtain!
293
00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:41,781
There is no curtain!
294
00:09:41,805 --> 00:09:43,048
Idiots, zap her away!
295
00:09:43,072 --> 00:09:44,383
No, no, no. Wait, I-I...
296
00:09:44,407 --> 00:09:45,585
Whoa! Security!
297
00:09:45,609 --> 00:09:46,986
What did you do?
B-Bring her back!
298
00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:48,854
No! Let me go! Sorry, folks.
299
00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:50,390
Planetina will be
back in a moment.
300
00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:54,527
Until then, who wants a limited
edition Funko for only $50?
301
00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,795
[ Cheers and applause ]
302
00:09:55,819 --> 00:09:57,597
This is very bad.
303
00:09:57,621 --> 00:09:58,731
We are about to close deal.
304
00:09:58,755 --> 00:10:00,333
We cannot afford controversy.
305
00:10:00,357 --> 00:10:01,667
Don't you worry.
306
00:10:01,691 --> 00:10:03,825
I know how ta deal
with this Morty kid.
307
00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:08,141
[ Cheering ]
308
00:10:08,165 --> 00:10:11,210
Hey, a bunch of us are
going over to Hibler's place
309
00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:12,545
to shoot ourselves.
310
00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:14,213
Y-You want to come with?
311
00:10:14,237 --> 00:10:16,416
Sorry, but no man's tying
down Sum-Sum tonight.
312
00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,417
Hit the dicks.
313
00:10:17,441 --> 00:10:18,684
Your loss, honey.
314
00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:21,487
You could have had
allllllll this.
315
00:10:21,511 --> 00:10:22,756
[ Sobs ]
316
00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:26,025
Hey, check it out! There's
old people dancing!
317
00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:28,094
[ Dance music plays ]
318
00:10:28,118 --> 00:10:34,567
♪♪
319
00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:36,436
Damn, girl. Your moves is tight.
320
00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,771
Hello. Summer: Rick!
321
00:10:37,795 --> 00:10:40,306
What the WTF is that
Morglutzian doing here?
322
00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:42,175
Morglutzian? She's...
She's not Morglutzian.
323
00:10:42,199 --> 00:10:44,577
She's the only blue person
here without three eyes!
324
00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:47,513
Okay, fine. B-Busted.
Thi-Thi-This is, uh, Daphne.
325
00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:49,115
Daphne, this is Summer,
my granddaughter.
326
00:10:49,139 --> 00:10:51,050
Granddaughter? Hello.
327
00:10:51,074 --> 00:10:52,585
Daphne heard about our
little party crawl,
328
00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:53,919
and I told her she
could come with.
329
00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:55,120
I-I-In the trunk.
330
00:10:55,144 --> 00:10:56,589
What in the actual
[bleep], Rick?
331
00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:57,923
We said no commitments!
332
00:10:57,947 --> 00:11:00,860
This was to be our
Apocalypse Party-crawl!
333
00:11:00,884 --> 00:11:02,395
You broke the rules!
334
00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:04,197
Squares follow rules, Summer.
Daphne's down to freak.
335
00:11:04,221 --> 00:11:06,732
She's up for any [burps] sick,
nasty thing I want to do.
336
00:11:06,756 --> 00:11:08,534
Hello. Oh, yeah, baby.
337
00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:10,659
[ Both moaning ]
338
00:11:12,095 --> 00:11:13,807
All right, fellas, take five.
339
00:11:13,831 --> 00:11:15,941
He ain't gonna give
me any trouble.
340
00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,210
[ Lock clicks ] Morty:
Where's Planetina?
341
00:11:17,234 --> 00:11:19,078
Don't you worry about
her. I want to see her!
342
00:11:19,102 --> 00:11:21,481
Planetina's got a lot
of responsibilities.
343
00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:23,082
People depend on her.
344
00:11:23,106 --> 00:11:24,417
And you, my friend,
345
00:11:24,441 --> 00:11:26,552
are a distraction we
can't afford right now.
346
00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:28,087
She's just a product
to you, isn't she?
347
00:11:28,111 --> 00:11:29,955
Something to make money off of.
348
00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:31,357
W-Well, Planetina's
more than that.
349
00:11:31,381 --> 00:11:33,226
She's a brilliant, living
thing, and I love her.
350
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,362
Oh, you love her?
Well, guess what.
351
00:11:36,386 --> 00:11:37,831
We own her.
352
00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:39,165
But not for long, of course.
353
00:11:39,189 --> 00:11:41,634
We're gonna sell her
to some Arab overseas.
354
00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:43,102
Fire.
355
00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:44,904
As for you, maybe she won't
356
00:11:44,928 --> 00:11:47,440
love you so much if you
ain't so pretty no more.
357
00:11:47,464 --> 00:11:48,508
Stop! Yah!
358
00:11:48,532 --> 00:11:49,775
Ow!
359
00:11:49,799 --> 00:11:51,377
Y-You want to [bleep]
with me? Do you?
360
00:11:51,401 --> 00:11:53,246
Stupid [bleep] shit hole!
361
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,247
Aaaaaah!
362
00:11:54,271 --> 00:11:55,515
[ Grunts ]
363
00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:57,717
Guard: Boss, what's
happening? Let us in!
364
00:11:57,741 --> 00:11:58,784
Aah!
365
00:11:58,808 --> 00:12:00,520
[ Spits ] Fire!
366
00:12:00,544 --> 00:12:01,855
[ Screaming ]
367
00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:04,112
Fire!
368
00:12:06,048 --> 00:12:07,827
Can we conclude our business?
369
00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,295
I'm eager to celebrate
my purchase of.
370
00:12:09,319 --> 00:12:11,897
Planetina over dinner,
and these infant seals
371
00:12:11,921 --> 00:12:13,099
aren't getting any younger.
372
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,700
Momentarily, comrade.
373
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:16,970
Soon, our partner will return.
374
00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:19,238
Ugh! What is taking
Eddie so long?
375
00:12:19,262 --> 00:12:20,640
His phone keep
going to voicemail.
376
00:12:20,664 --> 00:12:22,642
Eddie: ♪ Start
leaving a message ♪
377
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:24,778
♪ I can't make it to the phone ♪
378
00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:26,846
Just kidding. It's Eddie.
Go [bleep] yourself.
379
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,047
[ Voicemail beeps ]
380
00:12:28,071 --> 00:12:29,315
Which one of you
ordered a pizza?
381
00:12:29,339 --> 00:12:31,317
No one order pizza.
What is this?
382
00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:35,410
Well, I got a cheesy Italian,
extra crispy just for you.
383
00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:38,391
I know those cheek bones
like they're me own!
384
00:12:38,415 --> 00:12:39,192
It's Eddie!
385
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,794
[Bleep] Mother! Kill him!
386
00:12:40,818 --> 00:12:42,884
Stone! Stone! Fire!
387
00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:46,521
Aah!
388
00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:49,602
Airs!
389
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:50,804
[ Air whooshing ]
390
00:12:50,828 --> 00:12:52,806
Cold Water! Cold Water!
391
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:54,540
Dirt!
392
00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:56,098
Fire!
393
00:12:57,434 --> 00:12:58,744
Wa...
394
00:12:58,768 --> 00:12:59,745
[ Screaming ]
395
00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:00,946
Airs.
396
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,216
Now we can be
together, Planetina.
397
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,084
I am an individual character.
398
00:13:05,108 --> 00:13:06,552
I represent no group.
399
00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:07,753
Fire! Aaah!
400
00:13:07,777 --> 00:13:09,555
Water! Dirt! Airs!
401
00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:11,757
[ Screaming ]
402
00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:12,625
Aah!
403
00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:15,361
Not good!
404
00:13:15,385 --> 00:13:17,452
[ Baby seals growling, barking ]
405
00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:18,964
Blib...
406
00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,233
Naga...
407
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,567
Threve...
408
00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:23,436
Verillex... Gam!
409
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,505
Happy Apocalypse!
410
00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:27,106
- Oh, my gaaah!
- This is awful!
411
00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:28,774
Why were we cheering?!
412
00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:30,432
[ Rumbling ]
413
00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:35,648
Hello. Got any agua around here?
414
00:13:35,672 --> 00:13:36,916
Mama's got to hydrate.
415
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,451
Glove box.
416
00:13:38,475 --> 00:13:40,475
Oh, yeah.
417
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:43,656
Rick is the coolest guy ever.
418
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,124
We're total soul mates.
419
00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:47,593
He's gonna show me the
wonders of the universe.
420
00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:49,328
Ha! Once we get to
the next planet,
421
00:13:49,352 --> 00:13:51,997
Grandpa Rick is gonna
ditch you, like, so fast.
422
00:13:52,021 --> 00:13:53,599
Oh, is that so?
423
00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,935
Uh-huh, nobody is tying
that guy down... ever.
424
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,804
The only chick seeing the
universe with Rick is me.
425
00:13:58,828 --> 00:14:01,730
Not if I keep Rick's
mouth full of these.
426
00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:04,410
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
427
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:06,680
Oh, yeah. That's
right, girlfriend.
428
00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:08,414
This is what you're up against.
429
00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:10,416
Wars were fought over these.
430
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,887
They've ruined kings,
inspired presidents.
431
00:14:13,911 --> 00:14:16,890
A hundred songs and
nine national anthems
432
00:14:16,914 --> 00:14:18,491
have been written about them.
433
00:14:18,515 --> 00:14:21,694
Best set of elbow-titties
on Morglutz.
434
00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:26,165
And now, thanks to Rick,
the best in the galaxy.
435
00:14:26,189 --> 00:14:27,767
You want me to put them away?
436
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,034
Please. Sure.
437
00:14:29,058 --> 00:14:31,504
But only because you're
Rick's granddaughter.
438
00:14:31,528 --> 00:14:33,506
Daph? Daphne?
Where are ya, baby?
439
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:35,241
Papa needs some
more elbow grease.
440
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,911
Comin'! Ya might want to
keep your eyes on the road.
441
00:14:37,935 --> 00:14:40,580
It's about to get sloppy.
442
00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:42,115
Hello! Hello.
443
00:14:42,139 --> 00:14:44,384
Ugh! [ Loud moaning,
bed creaking ]
444
00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:46,652
Then I put my sunglasses
on and walked out
445
00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:47,721
like nothing happened.
446
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:49,388
I'm finally free.
447
00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:50,790
All because of Morty.
448
00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:53,126
What a romantic story
about our son killing
449
00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:54,660
a room full of people.
450
00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:56,061
Your turn.
451
00:14:56,085 --> 00:14:57,397
Uh, seven.
452
00:14:57,421 --> 00:14:59,733
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven!
453
00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:02,001
Oyyy, don't punch my lunch!
454
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:03,269
A-ha! Eat it!
455
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,537
I'm out of food cards.
456
00:15:04,561 --> 00:15:06,672
How 'bout I loan you
two quiche at 10%?
457
00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:08,674
That's so generous.
458
00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:10,276
My turn!
459
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,744
Double sixes, baby!
460
00:15:11,768 --> 00:15:13,947
One, two, three... So,
what's next for Planetina?
461
00:15:13,971 --> 00:15:16,482
Well, now that I'm not
distracted by book signings
462
00:15:16,506 --> 00:15:19,152
and publicity stunts, Morty
and I can concentrate on
463
00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:20,419
more important things.
464
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:21,220
Like school.
465
00:15:21,244 --> 00:15:22,555
Like moving in.
466
00:15:22,579 --> 00:15:24,357
Planetina doesn't have
a place to stay now,
467
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,625
so I said she
could live with us.
468
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:27,693
Holy shit. Morty,
no. I'm so full!
469
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:28,962
What do you mean, no? Whoo!
470
00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:30,296
Don't punch my lunch. [ Laughs ]
471
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,431
I wouldn't be a
burden, Mrs. Smith.
472
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,299
I only want to
spend as much time
473
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,567
as possible with your son.
474
00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:36,569
My son is 14, miss.
475
00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:38,571
I'm sorry, Morty.
You're way too young.
476
00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:40,840
But y-y-y-you were a teenager
when Dad got you pregnant.
477
00:15:40,864 --> 00:15:42,241
I was 17!
478
00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:44,043
That's at least 26 in boy years.
479
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:47,112
I'm sure Planetina is very nice,
but when you're a teenager,
480
00:15:47,136 --> 00:15:48,514
love is fleeting, at best.
481
00:15:48,538 --> 00:15:51,851
You underestimate Morty. He
is a very mature young man.
482
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,119
See, Mom? I told you!
483
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:55,521
This is not happening.
End of discussion.
484
00:15:55,545 --> 00:15:57,857
Planetina, I think you
should leave, please.
485
00:15:57,881 --> 00:15:59,325
Okay, Mrs. Smith.
486
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,726
Oh, no! [ Belches ]
487
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,127
Mom, I hate you!
488
00:16:02,151 --> 00:16:03,196
You suck! Hey, now,
it's only a game.
489
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,263
Shut up! Shut up!
490
00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:05,531
Okay. My whole life,
491
00:16:05,555 --> 00:16:06,800
I've never fit in anywhere.
492
00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:08,267
Everything I have to
say is always met with
493
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,669
an eye roll as if
the act of hearing
494
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,737
what I have to say is
some exhausting chore.
495
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,939
Nobody in this family thinks I
can say or do anything right!
496
00:16:13,963 --> 00:16:16,075
I've been all over the universe,
met hundreds of people,
497
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:18,944
and Planetina's the only one
I've ever met that makes me feel
498
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,681
like I belong, and you just
kicked her out of our house!
499
00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:22,748
Morty, please...
500
00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,617
I will never forgive
you for this!
501
00:16:24,641 --> 00:16:29,489
♪ Get the sword
and throw it far ♪
502
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:31,624
♪ Let it shine under
the morning star ♪
503
00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:34,249
Morty! Morty, come
back! [ Air whooshing ]
504
00:16:37,254 --> 00:16:38,832
♪ Who are you? ♪
505
00:16:38,856 --> 00:16:42,836
♪ Who am I to you? ♪
506
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,038
♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪
507
00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:47,707
[ Lightning crackling ]
508
00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:49,575
♪♪
509
00:16:49,599 --> 00:16:55,048
♪ Fallen from the
sky with grace ♪
510
00:16:55,072 --> 00:17:00,720
♪ Into your arms race ♪
511
00:17:00,744 --> 00:17:08,744
♪♪
512
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:11,797
Get out! All of you,
get out of there!
513
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,533
You're killing the planet!
514
00:17:13,557 --> 00:17:15,068
Your people didn't
get the votes.
515
00:17:15,092 --> 00:17:16,736
Leave, or I'll
have you arrested.
516
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,471
It's you people who
should be arrested.
517
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,607
Gutting the land, poisoning
the air your children breathe?!
518
00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:23,209
Can't you see what
you're doing?!
519
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:25,478
Easy for you to say! You
can live how you want!
520
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,813
We need the jobs.
Let's go, boys.
521
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:29,082
She can't stop us.
522
00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:30,816
W-We'll get them next time.
523
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,085
There's no time left!
524
00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:34,153
Can't you hear the
Earth screaming?
525
00:17:34,177 --> 00:17:35,755
You filthy murderers!
526
00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:36,822
Planetina, stop it!
527
00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:40,960
There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution!
528
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,361
[ Screaming ]
529
00:17:42,385 --> 00:17:44,230
Oh, my God, no.
530
00:17:44,254 --> 00:17:47,901
♪ Who am I to you? ♪
531
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:51,036
♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪
532
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,761
No!
533
00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:58,244
I can't believe I'm
banging my co-workers.
534
00:17:58,268 --> 00:17:59,445
And I'm the boss!
535
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,047
This gay sex with
my Dad is terrific!
536
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:03,449
What was I thinking?
537
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,118
It'll all be over soon!
538
00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:07,320
Last chance to pee
on me! Anyone?!
539
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:09,255
Okay, Grandpa, the
meteor's almost here.
540
00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:11,391
We can go now. Ah,
nah, we still got time.
541
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,793
Well, then stop being in
love and start having fun.
542
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:16,462
Ah, love's pretty fun,
Summer. Just give it a chance.
543
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,063
It's not even real love!
544
00:18:18,087 --> 00:18:20,400
Daphne's just with you so
she can keep surviving!
545
00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:22,868
Ah, the young... so naive.
546
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,204
[ Footsteps squishing ]
547
00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:26,872
[ Squishing ]
548
00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:29,074
[ Groans ]
549
00:18:29,098 --> 00:18:30,632
Eww, gross.
550
00:18:31,768 --> 00:18:33,146
[ Engine starts ]
551
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,170
[ Windshield squeaking ]
552
00:18:39,309 --> 00:18:40,675
[ Explosion ]
553
00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:45,625
Congratulations, Ferkisians!
554
00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:47,360
Your apocalypse is aborted.
555
00:18:47,384 --> 00:18:49,095
And, Grandpa, you
and I can go home.
556
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:50,296
Daphne, you may come with.
557
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,498
If you want to
and don't have to.
558
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,699
I don't know what you're
getting at, Summer.
559
00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:56,302
Obviously, Daphne wants to...
560
00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:59,572
Aw, you cold bitch. Hello?
561
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,329
Goodbye.
562
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,243
Hey, she's the one
that saved the world!
563
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,045
Now we got to go
to work tomorrow!
564
00:19:06,069 --> 00:19:07,847
[ All booing ]
565
00:19:07,871 --> 00:19:09,171
You [bleep]
566
00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:12,718
Sorry I messed things
up with Daphne.
567
00:19:12,742 --> 00:19:14,454
Just shut up. I get it.
568
00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:17,012
Really? You're not
mad? I'm furious.
569
00:19:18,081 --> 00:19:20,660
But I have to admit, it
was pretty Rick of you
570
00:19:20,684 --> 00:19:22,862
to avert an apocalypse
in a tantrum of cynicism
571
00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:25,465
just to destroy one
dumb relationship.
572
00:19:25,489 --> 00:19:27,733
Still, sorry.
573
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:30,003
Eh, I would've done
the same for you.
574
00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:32,138
Promise?
575
00:19:32,162 --> 00:19:33,139
Love you, Grandpa Rick.
576
00:19:33,163 --> 00:19:34,830
Don't make it weird.
577
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,401
[ Phone chimes ]
578
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:43,538
[ Keys tapping ]
579
00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:47,842
[ Phone chimes ]
580
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:51,424
Please go. I-I-I
can't see you anymore.
581
00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:53,426
Don't you even want to
try to make it work?
582
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:54,427
We were so close.
583
00:19:54,451 --> 00:19:56,629
You murdered 300 people.
584
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,897
And you murdered my kids.
585
00:19:57,921 --> 00:20:00,233
They were gonna sell
you away forever.
586
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:01,634
Eddie was trying to kill me!
587
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,636
Th-Those miners were innocent.
588
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,906
Those innocent miners voted
men into power to protect
589
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:08,574
their precious jobs
so they can buy more
590
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,776
plastic garbage and eat the
corpses of tortured animals.
591
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,712
The system is broken, Morty.
592
00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:16,249
This is the only way
I can save Earth,
593
00:20:16,273 --> 00:20:17,851
the only way I can save you.
594
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,920
If that's the only way,
I-I don't want to be saved.
595
00:20:20,944 --> 00:20:22,321
Please, go.
596
00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:25,458
But... I love you.
597
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,993
I-I-I can't... I-I
can't love you.
598
00:20:28,017 --> 00:20:29,595
I-I just can't.
599
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:30,463
Please understand.
600
00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:32,065
No. [ Sniffles ]
601
00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:36,402
I'll go, but don't you
dare ask me to understand.
602
00:20:36,426 --> 00:20:40,139
Planetina, I-I'm so sorry.
603
00:20:40,163 --> 00:20:41,997
[Bleep] you.
604
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,620
Morty? Are you all right?
605
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,890
She's gone, Mom! She's gone!
606
00:20:56,914 --> 00:20:58,892
[ Sobs ] I loved her so much!
607
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,626
I know you did, honey.
608
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,028
[ Crying ] Shh, Mommy's here.
609
00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:10,904
♪ Let it shine under
the morning star ♪
610
00:21:10,928 --> 00:21:12,305
♪ Who are you? ♪
611
00:21:12,329 --> 00:21:15,497
♪ Who am I to you? ♪
612
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,936
♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪
613
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:28,477
♪ Fallen from the
sky with grace ♪
614
00:21:30,147 --> 00:21:34,649
♪ Into your arms ♪
615
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:45,761
[ Door bells jingle ]
616
00:21:47,564 --> 00:21:49,008
[ Clears throat ]
617
00:21:49,032 --> 00:21:50,410
Good morning.
618
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,212
'Morning.
619
00:21:53,236 --> 00:21:54,413
Slow day, huh?
620
00:21:54,437 --> 00:21:55,681
Yep.
621
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:58,017
Probably because
everybody thought
622
00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:02,756
the world wouldn't be, you
know, like, here today.
623
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,690
Mm-hmm. Mom in back?
624
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,159
Mom's not talking to us.
625
00:22:06,183 --> 00:22:07,560
Because we had sex?
626
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,162
Yes. Uh, yeah.
627
00:22:09,186 --> 00:22:11,564
That makes sense.
628
00:22:11,588 --> 00:22:15,034
Happy birthday, by the way.
629
00:22:15,058 --> 00:22:16,692
[ Sighs ]
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