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Thousands of years ago
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a furious battle was waged between the
great and Noble Shaolin Dragon Dashi
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and the evil Heylin witch, Wuya
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this was the first Xiaolin Showdown
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Wuya Pitted her dark magic against
Dashi and his mystical power objects
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the Shen Gong Wu.
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In the end
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Dashi triumph and Wuya was forever
imprison in a simple wooden puzzle box
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the threat diverted Dashi spread
his Shen Gong Wu around the earth
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for Generations they have secretly
maintaining the balance of Good and Evil
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and the long line of Xaolin dragons
has stood ready to face evil
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should that balance ever shift
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Omi, time to come in young Monk
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But Master Fung, my lotus strike ends
in eighth of an inch to the left
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As a Xiaolin dragon of the water
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You'e not a dragon yet, Omi
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Yes, but I've been
chosen to become one
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and that means striving for
and obtaining perfection
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it also means having the
sense to get out of the rain
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Come young monk,
there are things I must tell you
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Calling it quits kid
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that lotus strike was
pulling to the left
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Dojo, don't you have a scroll
you're supposed to be guarding?
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The ancient scroll of the Shen Gong Wu?
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Come on.
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fifteen-hundred years I've been watching it
and all its is gathered dust.
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each day holds new
surprises Dojo Kanojo Cho
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Okay, I'm going
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Speaking of surprises,
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I have one for you Omi
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new students are joining the temple
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new students?
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This has never happened before.
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Atleast, not in my lifetime.
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can I teach them to walk
on their fingers Master
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or how to blend into the shadows
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or maybe walk on walls
and ceilings too.
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perhaps young monk...
perhaps
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- Omi, I would like you to meet raimundo
- Sup
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- Kimiko
- he said that
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hey... no way
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- and Clay
- Howdy
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Master, where are the new students?
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Right in front of you, Omi.
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They are not what I expected
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the best things in life rarely are
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You are right Master
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Welcome my new and
strangely attired friends
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I must be going young ones
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I can see there is much
teaching to be done here.
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Yes Master, much teaching indeed.
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The key is balance,
if you are a beginner
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you might want to start with three fingers
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Just curious
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when will we need this?
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try never
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Okay, I'll email it to you
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is there a Net Connection around?
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No? No worries
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I'll go Wi-Fi.
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What is that?
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Is it magic?
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It is a PDA
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I'm sending a message
to a friend in Tokyo
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a secret message?
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No. I'm just telling her I
met a very strange kid who
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apparently doesn't know about
personal space issues.
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Really? Who?
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Is it that guy?
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- Not me partner
- its you chrome dome
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Lesson two, the fierce
cheetah method of fighting.
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I defy you to catch me.
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Witness the speed of a cheetah.
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And now I... Hey!
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Hope I haven't muk up your
lesson too much little fella
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just can't resist a challenge
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
The cowboy lasso the little guy.
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I am a teacher.
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You are the students.
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You will give the
respect the deserve.
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Respect this.
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The Brazilian kid just
pants the bald kid.
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I want to rule the whole world.
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All of it.
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Not some of it,
not just Iceland.
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or Fiji
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I want to rule the whole world.
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- Pardon me, sir.
- What?
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Can't you see I'm on
a evil rant here?
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Your Father sent you a
gift from Hong Kong
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Oh. A puzzle box.
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And my prize is... a mask?
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Lame.
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All right.
Back to world conquest.
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my favorite pastime.
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Now... Let see...
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Europe might not be a bad place
to start or is that too obvious?
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for the unexpected like Paraguay
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but is that enough of an attention grabber
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Could go down through Africa,
over South America...
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Onward to Asia.
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Spooky ghost lady!
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Attack!
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Plans for conquest?
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My dear boy, we have much in common
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What's your name?
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Jack Spicer.
Who are you?
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What are you?
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Me? I'm your new best friend.
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Did you sense that?
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A great chill descended upon the land.
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Something has imbalance
the Shen Gong Wu.
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I didn't touch it.
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I think its busted.
Can we get a new one?
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what could do such a thing
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not what who?
and the answer is Wuya.
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let me get this straight
Wuya you have no physical form
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very perseptive
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so you need me to get these Shen Gong
Wu things but here's my question
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what do I Jack Spicer evil
genius get out of this
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your dreams of world conquest
we shall rule side by side
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I like where this is going
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okay so once we get all the
Shen Gong Wu then what?
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the world will be thrown into
10,000 years of darkness
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it is your most solemn
duty as Sheldon Warriors
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to find all the Shen
Gong Wu before Wuya does
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I have a question
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Yes Raimundo
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I saw my room and no bed
just a mat what the dilly?
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we can talk later
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learning is a treasure
that will follow its owner everywhere
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the ancient scroll
of the Shen Gong Wu
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the mantis flip coin it has
revealed itself whoever
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holds the coin will leak
with the skill of a mantis
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and so grand quest begins
follow me to victory
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I have no idea where I'm going
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how do we find the Shen Gong Wu?
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Dojo you helped Master Dashi hide them
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yeah but that was a
long time ago you can't
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possibly expect me
to remember where...
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this way
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Right. Like we're gonna take
direction from a gecko
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gecko?
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don't ever call me a gecko
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my mistake
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can't believe I went from temple guardian
to babysitter in less than a day
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Kimiko, I am never seen
such wonders device what is it?
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it's a gamepal see I'm making
Pochi collect the disk
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- whoa how did Pochi get there
- that's where he was born
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here try it
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look Kimiko my new little friend
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cooperates with me as I push the buttons
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My little friend has been
taken from the forces of evil
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Pochi, are you in there?
Can you hear the sound of my voice?
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don't mess with monk
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girl you hit hard
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no worries Omi the power just
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got switched off see
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Pochi, you have returned
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I must remember to honor the
power of the off switch
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a lot has changed in the last 1,500 years
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so many people so many buildings
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What is this place?
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San Francisco
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we've got a mantis
flip coin to find
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and it's close
real close
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bow before me citizens of planet Earth I
now rule you with the mantis flip coin
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you cannot rule the earth yet
you have but one Shen Gong Wu
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- how many are there?
- hundreds
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what? Okay you're gonna need to get solid
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and help me out here
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hello friend
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that coin is a great mystical
importance may we please have it
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no way shorty this
Shen Gong Wu is mine
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how does he know about
Shen Gong Wu
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how indeed
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Wuya, the years have
not been kind to you
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Mind your tongue reptile.
Dashi isn't here to protect you
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away evil spirit you cannot stop us
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she can't, but I can.
Jackbots, attack!
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Mince them.
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it's not your weight its
how you throw around
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you never mentioned
freaks and pajamas
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would be looking for
the Shen Gong Wu too
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Detalis. You've got the hip coin. Go.
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The Mantis Flip Coin
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a lesson for losers don't
mess with Jack Spicer
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Kindly remove your gigantic self
from being on top of my body
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sorry about that little buddy
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because of you three we have
lost the first Shen Gong Wu
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- dude it was a coin
- a magical coin
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do you not understand
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the more Shen Gong
Wu Wuya possesses the stronger she is
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- sorry Omi
- we do better next time
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next time is now I'm sensing
another Shen Gong Wu
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let's see what we've got
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The Two-ton Tunic
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oh I remember that it was
Dashi's invulnerable armor
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Excellent! Spicer better watch his
back because this round is ours.
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- The two-ton tunic is mine
- not so fast
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Jack Spicer today victory is mine
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better not count your
chickens before they hatch
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a fearsome force,
but they are not prepared
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for the awesome might of the Two-ton tunic
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- you lost the two-ton tunic
- relax we'll get the next one
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look it's not the way
Grand Master Dashi would
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have done it but hey
you're still learning
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I do not wish to speak of the
failures of me or my students
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I only wish to find the next Shen Gong Wu
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- which is?
- Eye of Dashi
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way I figured it shoots
lightning something fierce
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now this is my kind of place
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are you kidding I'm not
even getting a signal here
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if I were a lightning shooting Shen
Gong Wu where would I be?
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close. you'll be close
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The Eye of Dashi.
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Sorry monk boy, this one's mine.
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- I was here first
- Too bad
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hey, what what's
with the glowing?
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Its a Xiaolin Showdown
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it's a what now?
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A Xiaolin Showdown,
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it's what happens when two warriors
reach a stalemate over Shen Gong Wu
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two words: freak-y
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I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown
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I wager my Two-ton Tunic
against your mantis flip coin
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whoever reach the last stone
first wins the Eye of Dashi
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And the other Shen Gong Wu as well
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accept the challenge
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- I accept your challenge Omi
- Let's go
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Xiaolin Showdown!
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I did not expect this
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that's the Xiaolin Showdown for
you always keeps you guessing
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gong yi tempi!
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that means go
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how am I supposed to do this
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Use your Shen Gong Wu
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oh yeah mantis flip coin
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Jasck Spicer forgets I
have my own Shen Gong Wu
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Two-ton Tunic
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I forgot the Two-ton tunic is very heavy
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you know I just realized
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Master Fung never answered
my question about the bed
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Come on Omi
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I've got this in the bag
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but never hurts the
cheat Jackbots don't
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care don't wanna know
how just make him gone
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I cannot fight with this heavy garment
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it's not your weight
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- its how you throw it around
- that showing em
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Honor the power of the off switch
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don't mess with the monk
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don't just stand there like
a buffoon finish the race
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now that I've defeated you
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perhaps you'll respect the
genius of Jack Spicer
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respect this
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No!
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Omi that was sweet
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you did a good day's roundup partner
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I really like that robe thing
what's it called again?
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The two-ton Tunic
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I gotcha
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you have all done exceptionally well
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wouldn't you agree Dojo?
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not bad for amateurs
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the journey of a thousand miles
begins with but a single step
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where do you get this stuff?
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I have a desk calendar
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Master Fung there are so many
Shen Gong Wu left to be found
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your new friends will help you
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oh yes master
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I have already taught much to
Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay
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but Omi they are
here to teach you
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but I am the chosen one
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you aren't the only chosen one Omi
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someday
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your new friends may
become dragons as well
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Kimiko the dragon of fire.
Claythe dragon of Earth.
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and Raimundo the dragon of the wind
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- is this true master?
- yes but I didn't
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want to tell you until you were ready
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I don't think he was ready
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