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Here you go.
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Grampy puts chocolate
chips on my oatmeal.
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Well, he also puts
mayonnaise on pretzels.
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Let's not go by Grampy.
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Is your Wi-Fi working?
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Mm. Let's see.
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Googling "panda bears at play."
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So cute.
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Oh, so cute.
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Did you try turning it off
and turning it back on?
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No, I've never used a phone before.
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Hey, don't be snippy with me.
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Sorry, I...
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I've been trying to reach my
family in Kabul since I woke up,
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but no one is answering their phone
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and no one is on Facebook.
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Did you check the news?
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I didn't see anything.
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Maybe they're just busy?
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No, no, the last thing I
do before I go to sleep
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is text them good night
and the first thing I do
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when I wake up is see
what they wrote back.
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But nothing today.
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Hey. Power's probably out again.
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That must be it.
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Uh, sometimes the
whole city loses power.
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Sure, like Texas.
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Sit tight. I'll get you
those chocolate chips.
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You heard from your cousin Zubair?
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No.
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Which is weird, because
he texts me every day
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to see if Lizzie asked about him.
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Maybe we can do something
to take your mind off it.
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How about I skip school and
we go to the water park?
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Nice try.
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Or the movies.
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- It's really whatever Uncle Al wants.
- Okay...
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You're going to school.
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You're being pretty insensitive.
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All right. Get out.
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If you change your mind,
drive back and honk twice.
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I'll meet you at the curb.
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Go.
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I'm really getting worried.
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Would you rather take the day off?
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No. No, I... need to keep busy.
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Aw, damn it.
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What?
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She is not walking towards the school.
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Hey, just so you know, I left a
message with a buddy of mine
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who works at the embassy.
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He's exposed to a lot of
top-secret information.
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Uh, is he in the CIA?
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No, he's in the mail room.
Works the paper shredder.
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What? They only shred
the important stuff.
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Well, thank you for trying.
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Hey, guys, looks great.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Uh, just make sure the counter is level.
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Oh, it will be.
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I mean, flat.
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Not this, not this. This.
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Yes, sir. We know what flat means.
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I own a lot of round items,
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so I'll know almost immediately
if it's not level.
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Don't worry. We got you.
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I'd like to tell him where
to put his round items.
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In his flat bottom?
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There you go.
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I think this is all of it.
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All of what?
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Tax receipts, like you asked for.
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This is a bag of garbage.
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You said to save all the receipts,
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I saved all the receipts.
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What was in here before... salami?
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And the receipt from
the deli's in the bag.
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This one just says "Chanko."
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Oh, yeah, Chanko's the guy
who fixed our generator.
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Okay, how much did you pay him?
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Yeah, too much. It still goes,
"ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da."
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Oh, what is this, gum?
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I get it. You don't like my bookkeeping.
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What...
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"$38.72."
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What am I supposed to do with that?
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Is it money you spent?
Your cell phone password?
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A nuclear code?
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None of the above, smart-ass.
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That's money that's owed me.
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- You know Glenn Friscetti?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. I helped him out.
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He went through a rough patch.
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Well, when will he pay you back?
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When he gets out of jail. Duh.
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- Still nothing?
- No.
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You need a break?
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I'll be fine.
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At least I can fear for my family
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in the comfort of Ohio's
fanciest bathroom.
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How we doing?
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Good. Uh, got the marble
installed. Check it out.
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Okay, okay. It looks good, looks good.
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Ooh.
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Although it's a little wonky over there.
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No, it's level.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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This is passable.
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This is hard to look at.
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Yet all of us are managing.
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Do you see how weird this is?
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Uh, not really.
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That right there should be
a perfect 90-degree angle.
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Well, the counter is flat.
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- It's the wall that's not perfectly vertical.
- Mm.
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And whose fault is that?
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The dead guys who built this
house a hundred years ago?
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Okay, this is my nightmare.
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This is my nightmare.
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You and I have very
different nightmares.
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- Okay...
- What's that supposed to mean?
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You know what? I totally see it now.
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We'll fix it, get it how you want.
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- I hope so.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Thanks for your input.
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What are you doing?
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There's nothing wrong with this wall.
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I know. We'll just throw
some fresh paint on it,
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make him feel like he did something.
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That guy does not deserve this bathroom.
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He should take care of
his business in the woods.
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Hey, one more thing.
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Hey, hey, hey. That's a $2,000 toilet.
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It's for my ass, not yours.
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Yeah, he's sorry.
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Don't speak for me.
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- Fine, I'm sorry.
- What are you sorry about?
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What do you got?
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Use the top-notch epoxy.
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I will know if you cheap out on me.
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- Goes without saying.
- And yet I'm saying it.
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- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
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Dude, I know you got a lot going on,
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but you got to keep your powder dry.
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My powder is very dry.
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This is his house.
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Okay? Whatever he says,
the answer is, "Yes, boss."
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I understand.
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Good.
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What kind of an idiot spends
$2,000 on a toilet?
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I don't know. Maybe
he's from California.
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How's Richie Rich's bathroom coming?
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Oh, it's fine.
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Only thing missing is a helicopter pad.
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Boy, if you could sell him
on a helicopter pad,
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that would make our year.
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That is a very silly man.
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His soul is like a withered fig,
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and his arrogance will get
him sent him straight to hell.
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All righty. Hazel, how was school?
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Yeah, did you stay?
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Why, did you get a phone call?
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Excuse me.
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I'm assuming he still
hasn't heard anything?
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No.
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Yeah, that's rough.
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Lived that a lot of years
while you were gone.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Pray.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I got a Frisbee. Want to play?
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I don't have time for
that right now, Hazel.
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Come on, it's important.
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How can that possibly be important?
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My friend Isha said that in ten years
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they're gonna have
Frisbee at the Olympics,
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and I'll never be good
enough to make the team.
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What a wonderful and supportive friend.
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I want to get good so
I can rub it in her face.
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Throw it to me.
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Dad said you guys used to play Frisbee
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when you were waiting to go on missions.
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It's true.
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It helped take our minds
off of the danger.
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Are you doing this to get me to
stop worrying about my family?
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Maybe.
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But also because I want
an Olympic medal,
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and it's not looking like I'm gonna make
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the women's basketball team.
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Was it hard for you when
your father was so far away?
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Sometimes I would have
dreams that he was home
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and I'd wake up and be sad.
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Yes.
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I have those.
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You know what helps?
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Frisbee.
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So, what is it you like
about this friend Isha?
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She wears a bra.
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Oh, good, you guys are here.
I was up all night worrying.
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Didn't get a wink of sleep.
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I'm very concerned about these faucets.
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Yeah, faucets are tricky.
Let's talk about it.
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I want them to have a wow factor.
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If I was throwing a dinner
party and you came in here,
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would they make you go "Wow"?
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Oh, yeah. Definitely wow.
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- Right, Al?
- Yes.
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Wow.
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I hope so. When I'm a
guest in someone's house,
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I always check out their faucets.
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Tells you everything you
need to know about them.
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Well, we certainly are
learning a lot about you.
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I'm sensing a tone here.
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Maybe you're not taking
my concerns seriously.
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Oh, no. We are. We really are.
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I'm not. I'm really not.
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Well, you work for me.
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So my problems are your problems.
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I don't think you know
what a real problem is.
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You coming at me, bro?
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Okay, let's all take a breath.
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My family is in Afghanistan,
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and I haven't heard
from them in two days.
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I don't know if they're alive or dead.
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What the hell are they
doing in Afghanistan?
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That is where they live.
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- Well, they shouldn't.
- What would you do
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if you didn't hear from
your family for two days?
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I'd do a backflip. My family sucks.
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- Your family sucks?
- Mm-hmm.
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What sorry excuse of a human being
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would say that about their family?
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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It is like you spit into the air
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and let it fall into your face.
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Okay. Well, this has been fun,
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but you guys are fired.
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It hasn't been fun!
It hasn't been fun at all!
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Okay.
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So, wait, you were the calm guy
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and Al was the one who lost his temper?
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I know. Weird, right?
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Like we switched bodies.
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Okay. We've just got to find a way
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to break it to Dad in
the gentlest possible...
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- Morons!
- Good luck.
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Did Al tell the bathroom
guy to spit in his own face?
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- Well, first of all...
- Aw, geez.
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The guy was a real jerk.
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Of course he's a jerk.
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Lots of rich people are jerks.
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How do you think they got so rich?
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Al was just standing up for himself.
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And don't worry, I'll cover the loss.
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Oh? With what paycheck?
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The money comes from the rich guy.
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I just touch it for a moment
before it gets to you.
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I'm really sorry.
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Yeah, well, "sorry"
doesn't pay the bills.
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00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,149
Damn! Dad tore you a new...
263
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,120
Hi, Dad.
264
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,819
Hey, I brought you some... Oh.
265
00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,850
Sorry.
266
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,176
It's okay, I'm done.
267
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,120
I made us some tea.
268
00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,880
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
269
00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:27,070
This smells like paint thinner.
270
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:30,815
Sorry, that's mine.
271
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:34,250
Mmm.
272
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,370
- Better.
- Mmm. Oh, yeah.
273
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:41,310
I am so sorry I created this
problem for your family.
274
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,370
Mm.
275
00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:44,010
This family is all about problems.
276
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,490
You're fitting in fine.
277
00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:46,980
I don't know what happened.
278
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,729
It felt like a short
circuit in my brain.
279
00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,459
I didn't even recognize myself.
280
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,250
You're under a lot of stress.
281
00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:54,209
No, I'm not.
282
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,590
I'm in Ohio.
283
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,801
I have never been safer.
284
00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:01,096
And you've never been
this far from home.
285
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,650
I know it sounds crazy...
286
00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:08,810
but I think it was easier
to be in Afghanistan,
287
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,730
where at least I knew what was going on.
288
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,020
If there was a problem,
289
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,870
I could do something.
290
00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:17,310
Here...
291
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,900
I'm helpless.
292
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,930
Yeah, I get that.
293
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,730
I felt helpless when I
couldn't get you out.
294
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,900
I can't imagine what it's
like for you and your family.
295
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,990
All these thoughts keep
coming through my mind.
296
00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:33,650
What if Hassina is dead?
297
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,930
What if my mother is injured?
298
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,009
What if something happens to Wahid?
299
00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:38,749
- Who will look after his children?
- Hey, hey, hey, buddy.
300
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:39,769
Remember you always tell me
301
00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,910
there are no "what ifs" in Islam?
302
00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:45,348
Everything is written;
nothing is a mistake.
303
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,570
Thank you.
304
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,650
- That helps.
- Oh, good.
305
00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,990
'Cause I never found it that
comforting when you said it.
306
00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,950
Do you know I've never
gone more than a day
307
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,090
without telling my mother I love her?
308
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,690
Wow.
309
00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,230
That's nice.
310
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:13,230
Me and my dad just punch
each other in the arm.
311
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,170
Same idea, but it hurts more.
312
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,620
So this means "I love you"?
313
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,370
Yeah.
314
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:24,330
So this means "I love you more"?
315
00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:25,870
Ow.
316
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,020
Ow!
317
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,268
Okay, okay, we love each other.
318
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,840
I mean, am I right?
319
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,150
Oh, yeah.
320
00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:41,610
Feel like I'm in a carnival funhouse.
321
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,230
- Thank you.
- You know, this might be an indication
322
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,540
of long-term structural damage.
323
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,120
Wouldn't know for sure
until we open the wall up,
324
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:52,570
but of course we're not
on the project anymore.
325
00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,290
No, you're not.
326
00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:57,350
If you're interested,
327
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,350
I can take care of this myself.
328
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,440
Have it done for you in no time.
329
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,510
That might work.
330
00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:03,810
But if we do this,
331
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,638
I don't want to see, uh,
Muscles and Mohammad again.
332
00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:08,973
- His name's Awalmir.
- Yeah.
333
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,610
Whatever. I-I really don't
like that Middle Eastern kid.
334
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,396
Copy that.
335
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,150
I know you think you're
doing a nice thing
336
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,320
by giving him a handout,
337
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,940
but it doesn't really help anybody.
338
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,130
He's a good kid. He was
just having a bad day.
339
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:24,190
Yeah, we all have bad days.
340
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,270
No, you don't understand.
341
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:28,940
I'm talking about the
safety of his family.
342
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,770
You don't understand.
That toilet washes my tush.
343
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,550
The one downstairs doesn't.
344
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:34,980
End of story.
345
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,780
So we're not getting that job back.
346
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,160
Thought you were going to handle it.
347
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,990
I did. Poorly.
348
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,420
This is all my fault.
I am so sorry, Mr. Art.
349
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,060
Hey, you just sat on his toilet.
350
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,940
I'm the one that tried
to put his head in it.
351
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,030
It is my sister.
352
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,530
The whole city was blacked
out. They're fine now.
353
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:09,120
- Everybody is safe.
- Oh, thank God.
354
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,120
My mother is upset with me.
355
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,760
Why?
356
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,080
Apparently there was
a tornado in Oklahoma
357
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,003
and she couldn't get ahold of me.
358
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,910
You really need to send her a map.
359
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:25,240
- Excuse me, I'm-I'm going to go call her.
- Okay.
360
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,080
Don't we have family in Oklahoma?
361
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,920
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
362
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,450
What do you got on tap?
363
00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,220
The good beer I usually hide from you.
364
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,620
That's, uh...
365
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,940
- Thanks.
- How's Al doing?
366
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960
Ah, he's sleeping like a baby.
367
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,260
The stress knocked him out.
368
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,870
- Yeah, I'll bet.
- Yeah.
369
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,990
So I want to talk to
you about something.
370
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,500
Now what'd you do?
371
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,780
Nothing. Nothing.
372
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,300
It's just, uh...
373
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,500
all that time over there...
374
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,700
I knew you were worried,
375
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,330
but I don't think I ever realized
376
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:16,440
just how hard it must have been for you.
377
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,960
Ah, you made it home.
378
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,380
That's all that counts.
379
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,318
Yeah. Still...
380
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,490
Look, son...
381
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:31,590
sleepless nights are just part
of being a military family.
382
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:40,430
I know we're not great about
saying things like this...
383
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,950
I love you.
384
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,960
Let's talk about work.
385
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,030
Why?
386
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,830
This becomes a business meeting
387
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,490
and Lizzie can write it off.
388
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,470
Hassina, I would like you to
meet my goddaughter, Hazel.
389
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,870
Hazel, this is my sister Hassina.
390
00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:17,270
Hazel jaan, hello.
391
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:20,039
Oh, wow. You look just like your father.
392
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,390
Salaam, Hassina.
393
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:22,750
- Tsanga ye?
- Eh?
394
00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,540
Aw, Mashallah.
395
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,070
You speak Pashto?
396
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,540
And a little Spanish.
397
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,550
Si�ntate, Hazel, silencio.
398
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,080
That means, "Sit down
and shut up, Hazel."
399
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:36,350
Okay, I have a really
important question for you.
400
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,570
Where is your brother ticklish?
401
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,049
Do not tell her.
402
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,290
Calm down, I won't tell her.
403
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,790
Gotcha.
404
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,350
You want to see something funny,
405
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,830
touch his foot with your foot
406
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,111
and he will shake your hand.
407
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,440
What? Why?
408
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,614
Just do it.
409
00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:58,789
Hey, it worked.
410
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:00,290
He is very superstitious.
411
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,160
He thinks if he does not do
it, you will get into a fight.
412
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,570
It is not a superstition.
It is a real thing.
413
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,040
Why are you teaching
her to cause trouble?
414
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,630
Hazel, shake my hand.
415
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:18,660
This is serious. I have
lost friends this way.
416
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,949
We're not going to get into a fight.
417
00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,630
- Yes, we are.
- No, we're not.
418
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,590
We're in one right now.
419
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:25,396
No, no, no.
420
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,316
This is all your fault.
421
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,984
Hey, you called me.
422
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,570
So, are you seeing anybody?
423
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:44,250
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