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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> Daniel: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
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LEFT TWO SKID MARKS.
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WELCOME TO THE SEASON FINALE OF
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TOSH.O.
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IT'S THE END OF COLLEGIATE
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APPAREL.
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CONGRATULATIONS NIKE UNIVERSITY.
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DO 7 PUSH UPS FOR EVERY FANCY
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OUT FIT YOU SEE ME IN.
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TONIGHT WE LOOK AT THE GREAT JOB
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I DID THIS YEAR, SEARCH FOR MY
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REPLACEMENT AND LOOK AT THIS
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THIRD PICTURE OF ME.
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LET'S SEE WHY THIS GUY DECIDED
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TO GO STREET LOOSHING.
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LEATHER CHAPS AT THE FLUSH AND
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FOLD.
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THAT FULL BACK SCAB IS GOING TO
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BE A DAMPER ON STURGIS.
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HE WAS PROBABLY FREAKED OUT
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THOSE BIKER TKOUDZ WERE
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FOLLOWING HIM.
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DID YOU KNOW CRACKING YOUR
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KNUCKLES CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS?
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IS THAT YOUR HAND OR A ORDER OF
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SHRIMP COCKTAIL?
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IT'S FROSTBITE.
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THAT'S YOU WHY NEVER FINGER A
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INUIT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEEN
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TOLD BUT ESKIMO [BEEP] SURE IS
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COLD.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIND A
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DIFFERENT NAIL A SON.
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WILL HAVE TO STEAL GRANDPA MA'S
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GIANT TV REMOTE.
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I GUARANTEE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
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GUESS HOW THIS NEXT VIDEO WILL
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END
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(SCREAMING )
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(SCREAMING )
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>> Daniel: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
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COUNTS AS A GROUND RULE DOUBLE.
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NOW HE CAN POOP AND PEE FROM ONE
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BIG HOLE.
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(SCREAMING )
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>> Daniel: SEE KIDS, THAT'S WHAT
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IT FEELS LIKE TO SHOWER AT PENN
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STATE.
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[LAUGHING]
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>> Daniel: CHILDREN REALLY DO
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NEED TO GET OUTSIDE MORE.
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>> Daniel: IF YOU DON'T LIKE
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BEING HELD OUT THE WINDOW QUIT
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POOPING IN YOUR PANTS.
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YOU HAVE TO RECORD THRILLER
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BEFORE YOU DANGLE YOUR BABY OUT
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THE WINDOW.
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IT'S THE UKRAINE.
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THAT KID IS JUST HAPPY TO HAVE A
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DAY OFF WORK.
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THERE'S A SAFER WAY TO HAVE YOUR
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KIDS PLAY OUTSIDE OF YOUR WORK.
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>> MIA, ONLY 36 MORE HOURS TO
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VEGAS, BABY.
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WE'RE GOING TO CIRCUS, CIRCUS.
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>> KEEP IT DOWN OR I WILL TURN
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INTO A MAIL BOX.
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>> ARE YOU INSANE?
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>> WELL, THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS.
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>> Daniel: I GOT INTO AN
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ACCIDENT LATER.
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IF IT WASN'T FOR THE TODDLERS MY
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CAR WOULD OF TAKEN THE FULL
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IMPACT.
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ATTENTION LADIES, YOU'RE FATTER
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THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.
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(OH! )
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>> Daniel: A GIANT SLOW MOVING
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GATE REALLY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
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NOT EVERYTHING WORKS LIKE AN
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ELEVATOR DOOR.
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GOOD THING THE GORTON FISHERMAN
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WAS THERE TO SAVE HER LIFE.
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IF INDIANA JONES WAS A WOMAN
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THAT MOVIE WOULD OF BEEN A LOT
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SHORTER.
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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*
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>> Daniel: TYPICAL INNER-CITY
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PROM.
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[LAUGHING]
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>> Daniel: NOW LET'S OCCUPY
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HARLEM IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.
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*
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>> Daniel: WELCOME TO THE BLOCK
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PARTY OF THE SENT ROW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T GET AN
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E-VITE.
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SEEING THIS WOULD DEFINITELY
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MAKE ME CROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE
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OF THE STREET.
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I SAW FOOTLOOSE AND I'M STILL
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NOT SOLD ON DANCING IN PUBLIC.
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HOLY [BEEP] A BLACUZZI.
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OKAY I THINK IT'S PERCOLATED.
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EVERYTHING IS A DEEPENED WHEN
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YOU'RE NOT A STRONG SWIMMER.
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HER GRAND MOTHER WAS SPRAYED
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WITH A HOSE TOO.
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THAT WASN'T NEARLY AS MUCH FUN.
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GUYS, YOU SPILLED YOUR LATIFA.
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NOW THERE IS A BOX ON A BOX.
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I KEEP SWEATERS IN MY
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RUBBERMADE.
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DON'T FORGET TO BURP IT.
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MISS, YOUR PLEASURING YOURSELF
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IN MY PARKING SPOT.
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>> Daniel: THANKS GOD THAT FOOL
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HAS A LIFEGUARD.
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[LAUGHING]
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>> Daniel: YOU BETTER HURRY
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THAT'S ONLY A 15 MINUTE BONING
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ZONE
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I'M JUST BLESSED WE FINALLY
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FOUND OUR BLACK SWAN.
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FOR THAT WE THANK YOU.
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WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
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FIRST IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE
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MANSCAPING.
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>> DO IT.
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(OH!)
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[BEEP]
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[BEEP]
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(OH MY GOD!)
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>> HOLLER.
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>> Daniel: OFFICIALLY THE SUMMER
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OF EXPOSED AFRPLZ.
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ARMS.
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COLLEGIATE APPAREL.
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A GREAT YEAR OF FASHION.
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THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE OF YOU
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SEASON THREE AND IT COULDN'T OF
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COME SOON ENOUGH.
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WORKING A HALF HOUR A WEEK IS
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BROUGHT AL.
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THE STOCK MARKET DOWN, PEOPLE
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LOSES THEIR HOMES AND THE NBA
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LOCKOUT.
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FOR ME PERSONALLY, ZERO
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COMPLAINTS.
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WE TOOK OUT BIN LADEN, QADDAFI
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AND A DICK WITH A WEINER.
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A BABY MURDERER WALKED, A
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16-YEAR-OLD SAID I DO TO A
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PEDOPHILE ON LOST AND ASHTON
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KUTCHER CHEATED ON HIS MOM.
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CHRIS HANSON WAS A PREDATOR,
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STEVE JOBS LEFT US WITHOUT A
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NEW iPHONE 5 AND THE MOST
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INAPPROPRIATE PLACE TO DO MY
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MACHO MAN IMPRESSION WAS A
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FUNERAL.
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THE HANGOVER 2 TAUGHT US
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AMERICANS ARE SO DUMB THEY WILL
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PAY TO SEE THE SAME MOVIE TWICE.
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AND CONRAD MURRAY TAUGHT US YOU
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CAN GO TO JAIL FOR KILLING A
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CHILD MOLESTER.
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NOW LET'S LOOK AT THE HIGH
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POINTS.
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SURE COMEDY CENTRAL RERUNS THE
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SHOW SO MUCH YOU HAVE SEEN THIS
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BEFORE.
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WHAT WILL YOU DO SWITCH TO "SONS
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OF ANARCHY."
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IT'S WAY TO HARD TO FOLLOW.
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SIT BACK AND ENJOY THIS WEEK'S
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WEB REFLECTION.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY
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SPECIAL FOR YOU.
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* I GOT ONE QUESTION MAN
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* [BEEP]
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* HE'S A BAD MAN
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* HE'S THE BEST MAN
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* HE'S THE BEST MAN
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THE BEST*S HE'S*
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>> WELCOME BACK TO DANCING WITH
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THE INTERNET STARS.
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>> DON'T COME IN FOR 5 SECONDS,
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30-45 MINUTES.
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>> IF YOU'RE GOING TO, JUST DO
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IT.
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>> THERE YOU GO, YA.
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>> RIGHT.
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THERE.
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>> NO ONE LOOKS BAD IN A THONG.
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>> HOW MUCH LETTUCE WOULD YOU
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SAY YOU HAVE LICKED IN YOUR
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LIFETIME?
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>> DOZENS.
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>> NO.
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>> -- YA.
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>> WHOSE THE LUCKY, FELLA.
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>> IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO
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FIGHT WITH A BONER, AM I RIGHT?
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>> I AM ALL ALONE IN MY BED.
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[LAUGHING]
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>> NO YOU'RE NOT.
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>> NOW YOU KNOW WHAT PRISON IS
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LIKE.
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>> OOO.
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...[LAUGHING]
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>> OH, I LOVE THIS.
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>> WHY ARE WE NAKED?
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>> KIND OF MY THING.
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>> THE BLOCKER.
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>> SHUT UP.
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>> I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN
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COCHELLA ANYMORE.
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YOU KNOW HOW TO REVERSE THE
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FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK.
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>> DANIEL.
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>> AHHH ...
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*
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>> IT'S AMAZING THIS MANY PEOPLE
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ARE WASTING THEIR DAY.
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>> OKAY.
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THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.
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>> AHHH!
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>> I'M [BEEP]
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>> YOU AIN'T NEVER --
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>> [BEEP]
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>> HOW ABOUT I DATE YOUR MOM AND
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MAKE YOUR BED TIME TWO HOURS
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EARLIER.
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* YA, I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM
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>> CARDINAL.
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>> THIS IS DEFINITELY BETTER
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THAN WAITING IN LIKE AT A SALON.
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>> JUMP BALL.
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>> OH.
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>> MY EYE, MY EYE.
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>> OOH, IT'S WET.
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(SCREAMING )
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*HOUGS MOUSE
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>> BOOM GOES THE [BEEP]
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>> [BEEP] 2011.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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[LAUGHING]
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>> Daniel: YOU THINK MAKING
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JOKES ABOUT A CLIP LIKE THAT IS
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EASY?
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WELL, IT'S NOT.
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I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU.
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I'M NOT GOING TO BE HERE
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FOREVERMENT I WANT TO MAKE SURE
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THE TOSH.O FRANCHISE LIVES ON.
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I HELD A OPENING CASTING CALL
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AND HELD AUDITIONS TO REPLACE ME
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NEXT SEASON.
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LITERALLY THOUSANDS SHOWED UP.
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>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME.
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>> MIKE TINGLY.
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>> TINGLEY.O.
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>> BEAUTIFUL.
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>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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>> FIND JOKES ON TWITTER AND
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HAVE WRITERS DO THEM FOR ME.
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>> DO YOU SURF.
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>> NO.
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>> ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT YOUR
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SEXUALITY?
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>> NO.
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>> TWO STRIKES.
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WHAT ARE YOUR SALARY DEMANDS?
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>> MY DAY JOB IS $9 AN HOUR.
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>> ANYTHING ABOVE THAT IS --
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>> OKAY.
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>> WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE
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COMEDIANS.
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>> JOAN RIVERS.
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SHE'S OLD SCHOOL AND TPUTS MY
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PERSONALITY.
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>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO HOST
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TOSH.O.
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>> TO BE HONEST I THINK I CAN DO
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YOUR JOB BETTER FOR LESS THAN
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MINIMUM WAGE.
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>> LESS THAN MINIMUM WEIGHING.
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>> I'M A MEXICAN.
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>> MY FIRST AUDITION.
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>> NO WAY.
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>> I HOPE YOU NAIL IT.
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>> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE --
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>> A LOT MORE GAY PEOPLE.
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>> WHAT WOULD YOU BRING TO THE
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SHOW I DON'T DO?
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>> I HAVE A GREAT MUSTACHE.
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>> DAMN IT YOU.
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DO.
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>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO HOST THE
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SHOW.
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>> I HAVE BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR
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FOUR YEARS.
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>> FOUR YEARS.
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>> YES.
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>> YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING?
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>> YES.
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>> THIS IS MY INTERVIEW DRESS.
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>> GAY PEOPLE LOVE THE BOOTS
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THAT'S WHY I WORE IT.
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>> I LOVE THE IDEA OF YOU
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HOSTING THE SHOW.
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>> I'M A STAY-AT-HOME DAD.
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HERE I AM ON TOSH.O.
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UFRPBLGS WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE
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ABOUT THE SHOW IF YOU WERE THE
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HOST OF IT?
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>> NO MORE INTERNET VIDEOS.
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IT WAS BE A POSITIVE MESSAGE
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TOWARDS YOUTH AND DONE IN
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SPANISH.
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THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT THE SHOW
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I WOULD CHANGED A LONG TIME AGO.
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>> I HAVE NOOID YA WHY I'M DOWN
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HERE.
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I'M ON A FIVE DAY VOCODIN TRIP
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AND I'M COMING DOWN.
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>> YOUR BEST FEATURE.
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>> I'M NOT [BEEP] LOOKING.
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>> WHAT'S YOUR BEST FEATURE
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PHYSICALLY?
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>> MY BUSH.
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>> A BUSH?
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>> FULL BUSH.
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>> REALLY.
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>> YOU JUST NEVER MANSCAPED ?
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>> ONCE.
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>> ONE TIME AND WENT BACK TO
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FULL BUSH.
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>> FULL BUSH.
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>> ARE YOU WILLING TO GO NAKED
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ON CAMERA FOR BITS?
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>> I'M WILLING TO SHOW BUSH.
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>> THE KICK.
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>> THAT'S A GOOD KICK.
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>> JOKES FOR THE VIDEO.
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>> THIS VIDEO REPHAOUPBDZ ME OF
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MY DAD IN MY COMEDY CAREER.
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HE POOPS ALL OVER.
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SORRY, NERVOUS.
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BAD JOKE TO START.
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>> I LIKE IT.
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>> POOR PANDA.
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THE ONLY THING WORST IS
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SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO THE NEW
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ADAM SANDLER MOVIE.
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LEAVE THE TITLE OUT YOU CAN USE
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IT TWICE A YEAR.
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>> LING-LING GOT BLING BLING
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FROM A DING DING.
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>> I DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG
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WITH A LITTLE PEEP AND POOH.
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I DON'T IF ART KELLY THOUGHT
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THESE PAINTERS HOW TO [BEEP]
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DRINK PISS [BEEP] [BEEP].
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>> AMERICA -- THE BEAR POOP IN
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THE WOODS.
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GUESS WHAT THEY SAY IN CHINA.
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>> WHAT.
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>> DOES -- I DON'T KNOW.
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[LAUGHING]
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>> A NEW GENERATION OF PISS.
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>> YA, I GUESS.
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>> LOOKS LIKE MARGARET CHO HAS
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GONE PWHRUFPLT.
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>> A LOT OF KAKA UP.
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THERE.
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>> DID THE BEAR DO THIS IN THE
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FIRST PLACE HE'S HALF BLACK.
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OBAMA COMES INTO PRESIDENCY AND
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THEY THINK THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY
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WANT.
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WE NEED A WHOLE BLACK PRESIDENT.
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YOU K-PBL ONLY PEON [BEEP] BUT
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FONDLE THEIR TITTIES.
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>> I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PANDA
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TAKE A PISS BEFORE.
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GLAD I HAVE NOW.
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>> JOHN, YOU'RE CRAZY.
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>> THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
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>> SEE YOU SOON.
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>> BYE.
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>> WE GOT OUR WINNER.
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>> I GUESS ANYONE CAN DO THIS.
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IF YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE
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L.A. CASTING FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT
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YOUR OWN CASTING TO OUR BLOG.
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THIS WEEK'S VIEWER VIDEOS COMES
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TO US FROM UCB COMEDY.
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>> WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU
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HERE AT THE AQUARIUM.
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>> I SPENT SO MUCH TIME STUDYING
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A OCTOPUS IN THE WILD.
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I THINK SO I NEED YOU TO SIGN
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THIS SEXUAL CONDUCT AGREEMENT.
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>> THIS IS A STATEMENT SAYING I
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WON'T HAVE SEX WITH A OCTOPUS.
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00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,833
>> STANDARD PROTOCOL.
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>> IT'S UNUSUAL.
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>> IS IT?
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YOU SPENT THOUSANDS OF HOURS
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ALONE WITH NOTHING BUT A
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OCTOPUS.
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>> I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX
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WITH A OCTOPUS IN THIS AQUARIUM.
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>> THESE RULES APPLY EVEN IF YOU
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FALL IN LOVE WITH THE OCTOPUS.
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>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
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ABOUT.
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THIS.
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>> YOU CAN'T POWER [BEEP] THE
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OCTOPUS.
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>> I'M NOT GOING TO [BEEP] A
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OCTOPUS, OKAY.
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>> OKAY.
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I'LL LET YOU GET YUN OCTOPUS
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HAND JOB.
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>> I DON'T WANT THE JOB ANYMORE.
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>> I WILL LET YOU WATCH TWO
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OCTOPUSES [BEEP] EACH OTHER.
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>> ONCE.
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>> NO, TUFPLT.
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>> I GO EIGHT IN THE INK, ONE IN
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THE STINK.
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WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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>> WELCOME, QUACK, HOW MUCH PUSH
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UPS YOU DUCKS UP . TO EDDIE
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MURPHY HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE
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OSCARS AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO
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REPLACE HIM WITH THE OLD MAN, MY
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GIANT.
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I WANT THE A CATTED HE'S TO KNOW
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I'M PUTTING MY HAT IN THE RING.
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I PUT TOGETHER A SAMPLE REEL OF
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WHAT TO EXPECT WITH SOMEONE
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FUNNY HE HELM.
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AT THE HELM.
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>> GOOD EVENING.
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WELCOME TO THE 84th ANNUAL
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ACADEMY AWARDS.
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I'M YOUR HOST DANIEL TOSH.
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YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM "THE LOVE
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GURU" AND THAT'S IT SORRY IF I
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DON'T HIT ALL OF MY MARKS
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TONIGHT.
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RET RADNER TOLD ME -- FOR
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HOMOSEXUALS.
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EDDIE MURPHY COULDN'T BE HERE
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HE'S BUSINESS OTHER GETTING
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BLOWN BY A TRANSGENDER
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PROSTITUTE.
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I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GEORGE
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CLOONEY FOR TAKING A BREAK FROM
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SCREWING EVERY COCKTAIL
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WAITRESS.
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00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:05,297
LET ME SMELL YOUR FINGER,
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GEORGE.
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NO WOMAN IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
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APPARENTLY THE SCRIPT "MEN WHO
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STARE AT GHOSTS" WAS.
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MERYL STREEP.
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IMAGINE WHAT SHE COULD OF
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ACCOMPLISHED IF SHE WAS PLEASANT
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TO LOOK AT.
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I TEASE YOU'RE AS GORGEOUS AS
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YOU CAN BE AT THIS TIME IN YOUR
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LIFE.
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JAY EDGAR, WHO WOULD OF GUEST
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THIS WOULD OF BEEN BORROWING.
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MY FAVORITE PART IS THE LADY IN
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THE ROW BEHIND ME MADE A PHONE
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CALL.
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00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:37,067
YOU'RE 81 CLINT EASTWOOD.
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THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD DIRECT
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IS YOUR NURSE FOR ANOTHER SPOON
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OF APPLE SAUCE.
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NOW A SONG.
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* THE OSCAR.
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>> Daniel: I'M SURE THE ACADEMY
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WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.
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LIKE WHEN THEY PICKED ANNE
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HATHAWAY AND JAMES FRANCO.
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KEEP UP WITH MY BLOG, FOLLOW ME
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ON TWITTER AND COME SEE ME ON
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TOUR.
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FOR THE HOLIDAYS HEAD TO
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TOSH.COMEDYCENTRAL.COM.
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00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,433
WE HAVE SHIRTS AND HOODIES AND
530
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:18,803
OTHER STUFF MADE OF COTTON.
531
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,530
UNFORTUNATELY THE FASCIST
532
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:23,273
LAWYERS WOULDN'T LET ME SELL THE
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00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:24,997
VIBRATING NIPPLE HEAD THAT.
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00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,600
WOULD HAVE CHANGED LIVES.
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00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,770
FINALLY BEFORE WE GO I'M SICK OF
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00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:31,827
YOU ASKING ME TO SHOW PUKE
537
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:35,203
VIDEOS MUCH WE WILL BE GONE
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UNTIL 2012.
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TO SHUT YOU UP UNTIL THEN I
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THOUGHT I WOULD PUT ONE LAST BAD
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TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH.
542
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,697
(PUKING SOUNDS)
543
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:54,570
>> OH MY GOD
544
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:59,467
(PUKING)
545
00:20:59,467 --> 00:20:59,897
>> OH MY GOD
546
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:04,370
(PUKING)
547
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:06,227
>> Daniel: GOOD NIGHT.
548
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:10,473
MAYBE I WILL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
549
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:15,897
*
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00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,370
>> IT'S PRETTY NICE OF ME.
551
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,167
I BROCK IT A LOT OF TIMES.
552
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,927
IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
553
00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:22,733
IT'S CROOKD IN A LOT OF
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00:21:22,733 --> 00:21:23,133
DIRECTIONS.
555
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:23,903
I DIG IT.
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00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,500
IT GIVES ME CHARACTER.
557
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,230
>> HOW YOU HAVE BROKEN IT?
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