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- Previously on "The Real

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- Here we are.

I am one of the designers

in New York fashion.
What is this?

I mean, I don't know
what this is.

- This is 2 sizes too big.

- Oh, sh--.

- Oh, my God!

She doesn't know
what the hell she's doing.

- I'm at the Barclays Center
during fashion week,

and that's big.

Until something bigger
comes along.

- Garcelle!

I met Garcelle 20 years ago.

- Once one of my kids
found my vibrator in my bag.

I was like, "It's really great
for your shoulder."

- Sutton!
Sutton!

Nice to meet you.

- That's a Dolce bra.
- Yeah.

- She's rich, honey.
She's rich.

- I had the mediation finding.

You know,
the Beverly Beach lawsuit

that we've been in.

I've lived with this lawsuit
for so long.

It's finally over.

I wanna give you
a little heads-up

about something.
It's gonna piss you off.

[upbeat music]

- Around here,

there's more than just dresses
in everyone's closet.

- The secret to life?

Dance like everyone
is watching.

- I won't settle
for anything less

than everything.

- Life is an audition,

and honey,
I am getting that part.

- You never know
what to expect

when I'm expecting.

- Break a leg?

Not in these heels, honey.

- My life may not
be a fairy tale,

but I'll always get
a happy ending.

♪ ♪

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, PK,
you know what I can't wait for?

Jaggie, you know what I can't
wait for, my love?

- What?
- What?

- I can't wait
for our kitchen table to come,

and I can't wait
for this kitchen to be done.

Even though PK and I
lived in the last house

for five years,

neither one of us
really believed

it was our forever home.

- Hey, guys,
careful with that piano.

That's Billy Joel's.
No pressure.

- When I walked
into this house...

Welcome to your new home!

I just knew.

This is perfect
for our family.

It's 9,000 square feet.

It's a modern farmhouse.

There's six bedrooms,
eight bathrooms,

a movie theater,

and my dream kitchen.

So I bought it.

Cannot wait to get
this house in order.

You know
the whole wardrobe situation?

It's doing my head in.

You know the closet
is a big issue for me.

- It's not an issue.
You'd just like better.

- It's an issue.
Well, almost perfect.

Do you guys want to go watch
a movie in the theater?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- I know it doesn't fit
into the narrative

that the press
are trying to tell,

that we have no money,

but it's public record.

Buyer: Dorit Kemsley.

- Why is the house
in your name

and not your
and PK's name together?

- Well, what difference
does that make?

I mean, is your house
in both yours

and your wife's name?

Did you see the latest report

that the judge ordered

the money
in the frozen bank account

to go to the creditor?

It's so ridiculous, PK.

- It's terrible particularly,

and it comes
from a period of time

that I didn't even know you,

so I'm sorry, poppet.
It upsets me.

- Come, talking
about your life before Dorit.

Where did you start?

- I got a job
in a real estate broker

for a firm that had
very posh clients,

so he wanted me to go
to elocution lessons.

You know, the rain in Spain
falls mainly on the plain,

as opposed to the wa'er
in Major'a

don't taste like it ough'a.

I had a natural flair
for identifying...

buildings with value.

I had an instinct on it,

and that instinct came through
very, very early.

- Then he turned his business

into an almost
$2 billion business.

Correct?
- At its peak.

We had a good run.

And then the world
had flipped upside down,

and it's now commonly known
as the credit crunch.

It was a financial tsunami.

- The really funny thing
is that

this has nothing to do with me,

and yet I'm somehow
in the middle of it,

which is okay, because...

we go through life together.

- Financially,
when I met Dorit,

I was a little better off
than broke.

- Very little better off.

- Just embarrassed
that you have to read it.

That's all.

- Hand me up
one of those.

- I know.

- I answer that--I answer that
by knowing who I am.

I can't shut noise down,

and I certainly can't spend
my life

engaged in
that negative energy.

People are gonna write
what they want to write.

People are gonna believe
what they want to believe.

Just do me a favor.
Don't read it.

- I know.
- Yeah?

Let's do something
to make you happy.

Let's talk about your closet.

If you want to upgrade,
I'm down.

- You are?
- Yep.

- Ooh!
Honey, that's so exciting!

[upbeat percussive music]

♪ ♪

- I'm so happy
I get to hang out with you.

- I know!
It's like you have

so many things going on,
like the boys,

and then you just did
another show,

and you're always,
like, working.

- I mean, black girl magic
all day long.

- I remember you telling me

that you were thinking
about moving, but I didn't know

that you, like,
actually pulled the trigger.

- I was sort of waiting
for the boys

to finish
their elementary school...

- Okay.
- 'Cause I really didn't want

to make too many changes
with the divorce,

and two homes
and all that stuff.

So I think this is gonna be
a really great change.

This is it right here.
- This one?

- Yeah.
- Amazing.

♪ ♪

Okay, I want to see everything.

- Ever since my divorce,
I've been going

to the same supermarkets,
the same cleaners.

I'm gonna miss
my cleaner, though.

I just need a change.
I just feel like

the same energy
of when I was married,

and I want to switch it up.

Welcome to my new beginning!

- This is incredible.

- It just feels
like Garcelle 2.0.

The house is five bedrooms,
five baths,

a little
over 3,200 square foot.

This is kind of like
a TV room.

The boys can hang out,
play games.

- Boys are gonna love this.

- Laundry room is here.
- [gasps]

Upstairs?
- Yes!

This is Jax's room
right here.

This is the master.

- Oh, it's huge.
- Isn't it?

It's my little haven.
I get to pick out cabinets

and flooring
and just make it mine.

It's liberating, but also,
I'm a romantic, though.

I mean, I would love

to be sharing this
with someone.

Mike Nilon and I were married
almost nine years.

We were sort of like
the Hollywood couple.

I'm an actress.
He's an agent.

We would go
to fabulous parties.

We got
these two beautiful boys.

Mike was reliable.

He was sweet.

I really thought
this was my last stop.

I remember the day that my life
just changed

from what I knew.
- It is like a death.

- Yeah.
- You know, I like to see--

- And you know
where I came from.

- I know where you came from,
and where--

- You know the heartache,
you know the...

[sighs] All of it.

And then one day,
nine years ago,

I said, "Hey, Mike,
can I use your phone?"

And so I look at the phone,

and I see a text
that said "I love you,"

and I go, "Hey, what's this?"

And his face changed,

and he said, "I've been having
an affair,"

and I said, "How long?"

♪ ♪

And he said, "Five years."

I want to cry,
'cause I feel like

you seeing it
has made it real,

'cause I've been coming
on my own, you know?

I'm a hothead,

so that night, I wrote
an email to friends

and colleagues at Mike's work,

and the subject was,
"What does Tiger Woods,

Jesse James, and Mike Nilon
have in common?"

And that email
got leaked to the press.

- The journey that you've been
from there to now--

- Yeah, yeah.
- Can you say

that you're grateful
for that happening?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- 100%.

I wouldn't wish it
on my worst enemy...

- Same, same.
- But I know who I am.

I know how much I've grown.

- What happened
to that woman Mike was seeing?

- I have no idea
what happened.

I was devastated,

so I didn't care
what happened to her.

My priority was taking care
of my children,

and now I feel
like it's my time.

Oh, my God!
[laughs]

Take me, take me,
take me, take me.

- Oh, Lord.
We had--

- I will clean up
before you come.

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Hello!

- Hello!
- Hi.

- How's it going?

- Oh, Teddi, I just got in
late last night.

I have to say,
I work nonstop.

I did QVC,

then a bunch more
fashion shows.

My brain is just scrambled.

- How did the kiddos take it
with you leaving?

- Um, well, that's
a whole other story.

Amelia's had a rough time.

I think in the beginning,
we all thought,

"She can do this.

"Course she can work
and go to school

at the same time, right?
She can do it."

I don't know if she can do it.

- Oh, no.
- Okay?

Amelia's gone off
to New York,

and she's going
to the new school,

and she got a scholarship,

and she's found
her own apartment.

I got her a therapist there,

and the therapist called me
the other day,

and she said,

"I don't think it's gonna
work out for her right now."

Going off to college

is challenging for anyone,

really challenging
for an 18-year-old

who has had some mental health
issues to deal with.

- No matter how many deaths
anorexia causes,

all I cared about
was the skinniness.

I could've died.

- So she started
to miss her classes.

- Okay.

- She started to have
panic attacks and anxiety

because she's so far behind.

- And she wants to be perfect.
- And she wants to be perfect.

And one added thing
that goes on for her:

people know who she is.
- Yeah.

- She's not an unknown kid.

I think you've probably seen
her stories.

- Yeah, I saw her.
I actually reached out to her.

- Oh, did you?
- Mm-hmm.

- Oh!

- I can fully relate
to Amelia

when it comes to adding

probably extra pressure
on yourself

because of who
your parents are.

Like, I was
constantly pushing myself

to try to be the best.

Whenever I talk to people,
they're like, "Oh, I bet

it's because of
who your dad was."

It's good that she's
so vulnerable on social media,

but people can be
very judgmental,

and then, when people say,
"Oh, don't read it,"

that doesn't happen...
- Of course.

- For certain
personality types.

- I have Amelia's post.
Can you read it?

- Yeah.

"This past month has been

"one of the craziest months
of my life.

"I've learned that it is okay
not to be okay.

"I've learned that I struggle
with major anxiety.

"I learned that I have a fear
of growing up.

"But most importantly,
I have learned that life

"is too short to waste it
on something

that doesn't make you happy."

Oh!

- Believe me, I--
I feel for her,

because I remember
feeling that way

when I moved
to California.

- I think there's
a part of me, too,

and I got to be honest
about it.

You know, you don't want
your kids

to look like they failed
at something, you know,

'cause then you feel like,
"Well, then I failed,

'cause I wasn't
a good enough parent."

It always makes me
feel exposed

when the girls
are open and honest

on their social media.

Inevitably, people go,

"You caused your daughter's
eating disorder.

"You ----ed your daughter up.

"You posting what you post
on Instagram

----ed your kids up.
It's all your fault."

- I get it.
We want to protect our kids

at all costs.

We want to be everything
to them, all of the time.

But think about how many times
you've failed.

- Of course.
- And think about

how much better
that's made you.

- I know!
I know!

- If you didn't fail,

you wouldn't be
where you are now.

- I know.
See, it's so hard,

'cause we're just
in the middle of it right now.

- Yeah.
- Like, it's not easy.

- Coming up:

- Charlie said
something publicly about me.

So now I have a hearing
set for November.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Do you have a reservation
for tonight?

- Yes, it's under
Sutton...

Stracke?
Stracke?

Wow, this is pretty.
So romantic. [laughs]

- We're sparkly.

New York sexy.

- Yeah, exactly.
New York sexy.

- You look so pretty.
- Oh, thank you!

I love that.
- We're all sparkly.

- I know!
- Have you ever been here?

- No.
- Oh, my gosh, it's so good.

Hi.
- Hello, welcome.

How are you?
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
Thank you so much.

This--what's it called?

- Oh Margarita.
- Oh Margarita.

No salt, though.
- Okay.

- The Grey Goose cosmo.

That pale pink.
- Okay, Grey Goose cosmo.

- That means more vodka
than, like, the other stuff.

- Okay.
- I don't know Sutton well yet.

- How are you?
- Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much
for having me.

- So nice to meet you.

- She's opening a store.

- So you two--

- She had stores.
I had stores.

- Well, one day,
we're gonna just sit down.

- But I get a good vibe
from her.

- So what was your day?
- What was my day?

So I had to go down
to the Javits Center

and try to drag stores
into the booth.

- It's so exciting.
- It is exciting.

- I'm really trying
to take advantage

of all the buzz
that's happening

from the fashion show,

so I'm still in New York
for coterie,

which is where
all the buyers come

to put in their orders,

so that my clothing
can be in their stores.

Okay, everybody,
step right up.

Let's place those orders.

- Your show--
I really liked it.

- Thank you.

- Work it, girl.
- So pretty.

I guess I just didn't know
what to expect.

like, I don't know
what leisure wear is.

- These--I really am struggling
with the whole--

- I came up with the best idea
the other day.

- I will take it.
What is it?

- We coined this for you.
Yacht wear.

- Yacht wear?

I don't want to scare
people off

who don't have a yacht.

- Okay, I'll think
of something better.

- [laughs]
both: Cheers.

- Cheers.

- These are my bicep curls.

- [laughs]

So now, what have you
been doing while you're here?

So you've been buying
for the store.

- It's always so bittersweet
to be in New York.

My ex-husband and I
met in high school,

but we reconnected
while I was living here,

but that's in the past.

We're going forward now.
- Right.

- I was married
for 17 years.

Divorce
completely changes you.

And it's so awesome.

I get to do what I want...

What, w--
am I double-fisting now?

What's happening here?
- I know.

- And say what I want...

- Would you like me to take
one of them away?

- Well, yeah.

I'm not
at the fraternity house.

Without anybody telling me
what to do anymore.

- Tell me
about your store again.

I know we talked
about it before.

I--the location's great.

- The location is amazing.

I'm in West Hollywood.

But it's fashion, furniture,
antiques, and silver,

and just everything.
- Amazing.

- Well, huh, we'll see.

We are opening
in, like, five days.

Oh, is the glue
for, like, the carpet?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

I didn't know
they glued down carpet.

I am like Rumpelstiltskin.

I have just woken up

and I'm really stepping out

and--ah, I'm so nervous.

- No, you're gonna do great.

You're gonna do great.

I've known so many women
like Sutton,

who all of a sudden
find themselves

suddenly single
with a lot of money,

saying, you know,
"Well, what am I gonna do?

I wanna do something."

Yes, she has money,
but she wants to create

a life of her own.

I respect that.

I'm sorry I can't make
your store opening.

- I was thinking in my brain
the other day,

we should do a trunk show.

- I would love to do that.

- We can play yacht rock.

- Yacht rock?
I l--what's yacht rock?

[laughs]

Should I know
what yacht rock is?

[awkward music]

- Yeah!
- What's yacht rock?

- It's music you listen to
on a yacht.

- Oh.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- I don't know if this
is even clean.

- It is clean.
That's dirty.

- Oh.

It was down there.

Is--is that all right?
- Oh, that one?

- Yeah.
No, another one.

- I know, that one.
That's--

- Here, let me do this.

- I know.
- That one I trust is clean.

- How was your trip?

- Uh, it was fun.

Kyle's show was great.

- I'm glad you're home, baby.

- I'm glad to be home, too.

Thank you for starting
to unpack...

- Of course.
- And starting

to get us settled.
I appreciate it.

After months of living
in hotels,

we're back in Malibu,

leasing this house.

It's on over two acres.

But it's a beachy feel,

even though we're not
on the beach.

Very open-concept,
and it's cute.

So in New York,

Charlie said something
publicly

about the document

that I was court-ordered
to file.

- She and her legal posse
traffic only in fiction.

She is behaving like a coward,
and the truth will prevail.

- He called me a coward?
- And a liar.

[laughs] A cow--
and I'm like,

"A coward for what?"

- What is he even
coming up with?

- I had to file something
for his filing.

- You filed, and then
you had to, like,

file an answer
because he filed.

That's--
- Right.

I'm not going
after child support.

I did not file saying
he hasn't paid me.

I wasn't gonna say a word.

He is the one that filed,

saying he didn't want
to pay me at all,

even though he hasn't paid me
for quite some time now.

So now I have a hearing set
for November,

but I do not want to go
through all that.

I just don't, 'cause it's not

just a one-time thing,
where I just show up to court.

It's, like, an ongoing thing

where you can have depositions,

declarations
from different people,

and that's something, you know,

the girls are gonna be able
to hear.

- I know.
It's--

I know you want
to protect them.

- There's a lot
that the kids don't know

about their dad,

and I want to keep it
that way.

If he doesn't want
to pay child support,

that's on him,

but it'd be nice
to not say anything negative

about me with the kids, like...

hearing about it.
- I know, I know.

- Even though
he's Charlie Sheen,

that is still, to them,
their dad.

I never talk badly
about him,

and I want him
to be part of their lives,

because I met
a lot of the women

that Charlie entertained,

and many of them had
father-daughter issues,

and I do not want that
to be our girls.

[exhales sharply]
- You okay?

- Yeah.
- You look like you're

in a lot of pain, baby.

- I am.
I'll be fine, though.

But in New York,
it was brutal.

- I need to sit.
- Me too. [groans]

And I didn't tell
any of the women

'cause I don't want to be--
- Why?

- 'Cause I don't want
to be Debbie downer.

I've been feeling pain
for at least a year.

- And where do you notice
the bulging?

- Right here.
In the beginning,

I actually thought
I had a tumor,

and then I was like,
"Well, I'm definitely

"not gonna go to the doctor,

'cause who the (BLEEP) wants
to hear what that could be?"

Do you do any heavy lifting?
- Yes.

My youngest daughter
has special needs,

so there's times
where I have to lift her.

- That adds a lot of stress.

- What'd they say?
- She told me

it's extremely dangerous.

She said I have to have surgery
right away.

- That's a serious thing.

- Yeah, I know.
The pain

is unbearable sometimes,

and I have
a high pain tolerance.

- I know you do.
- Yeah. [chuckles]

- Coming up:

- How is your hubby?

- He's good.
You know, he is 80.

- How's sex?

[lilting music]

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- [groans]
My legs.

♪ ♪

- Oh, there she is!

- Hello, my love!

- Oh, my God.
You look good.

- Thank you, baby.
Coming from you,

that's everything.
- No, you look good.

How are you?
- I'm good.

- Now I know I gotta put in
more effort for you.

So what's been going on
besides...

being a movie star?
- [laughs]

Besides that?
Uh, mommy-ness.

The boys are in middle school.

- Wow.
For their sixth grade?

- Yeah.
How's your boy?

- Yeah, my son is grown.

You know, he's 27 years old.

It's a whole other ball of wax.

- I have one of those, too.

My boy Oliver--

not only is he 28...

he's having a baby.

[laughs]
I just found out.

Oh, my God.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you.

We need champagne.
- I need a drink,

'cause I just saw my life
flash before my ----ing eyes.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Oh, my God.
- Is it okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

Congratulations.
- Thank you so much,

and I don't want what I want
at all.

- Hi.
Do you have liquor?

- Yeah.
[laughter]

- My friend and I need a drink.

After 11:00.
- After 11:00.

Okay, we'll stick around.

- Can I have scrambled eggs
and bacon?

- Okay.
- I think I'm gonna do

the avocado toast,

and can I get a latte?
- A latte.

- Wow.

- Wow.

I know!

It'll be you soon.
I mean, I mean--

- No!
Better not!

Congratulations to Garcelle,

but I don't want
to be a grandmother.

I mean, do you really want me

to pick someone up from pre-K?

[bicycle brakes squeaking]

♪ ♪

No.

- How's your hubby?

- He's good.
You know, he is 80.

- Wow.
- I know,

which is unbelievable.

To think that he's still up
every day, running his firm...

- 80's a big number.

And Erika's so hot.
You know what I mean?

Like, if I swam
in the lady pond,

it would be Erika's pond.

There, I said it.

How's sex?

[lilting music]

♪ ♪

It's okay.
- [laughs]

- You know,
people always ask that.

They're always like,
you know,

"What's going on?"

Is it 20-year-old,
----ing all day long?

No.
- No, but do you want that?

- Uh, not really.

- Mama's got to go.
- Right.

And we got bills to pay.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- I've dealt
with this forever.

The younger woman
that marries

the wealthier, older man.

I mean, I'm tired
of having to justify

my 20-year marriage.

Go get a 20-year marriage,

then come
----ing talk to me.

Are you gonna go
to Sutton's store opening?

When is it?
- Yeah.

Are you going?
- Yes.

- Good.
I don't know Sutton very well.

- I don't either.
- You know? So yeah.

- I mean, I know
she's from Augusta.

- Yeah.
- Yes, I can hear

that accent.
- Yes.

- [drawling slightly]
Oh, bless her heart.

- Avocado toast.

- Yay.
Thanks so much.

That looks yummy.

- I'm glad we got together.

- Me too.
Are you dating?

- I'm open to all
new possibilities.

- What about the boys?

Are they very possessive
of their mom?

- Exactly.
And someone has to also be open

to my package deal.
I come with them.

- Yes, you do, and guess what?
- You know, and that's

a big part of my life.
- They come first.

- Exactly.
100%.

- And that's the one thing
that I love the most about Tom

when my son was younger,

was that he welcomed him
with open arms.

- I want that.
- Yeah.

- That's...
- That's amazing.

That's what I want.
- Yeah, that.

- Wow.

[melancholy music]

- I'm very thankful.

- That is validating,
that it's out there.

It's validating
that it's possible.

It's validating that--
- Oh, yes, of course it is.

- I love seeing it
in your eyes.

That's so beautiful.
- That's my guy.

Thank you, honey.

Yeah, I married a guy
that's 33 years older than me,

and yeah, he's got
a lot of money,

but you know what?
He's a ----ing good man,

and that is
the most important thing.

So how are we gonna find you
the billionaire?

- [laughs] That's right.

Not a millionaire.
A billionaire.

I'm open. [laughs]

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- In the kitchen, I have
baby protein stuff

that, like, helps me
not get morning sickness.

- I'll grab it.
- My gosh.

And now my dad
won't stop texting me

about what he wants
to name the baby.

- Like--
- He's naming the baby?

- He wants Toots.

Like, Toots?

Okay, now we move
to retreat.

- It's pretty insane, actually.

- I was gonna invite, like,
some of my girlfriends

to come.
- Okay.

- So I'll just send a text
to them.

Last year, I had
a coaches' retreat,

and it was such a great way
for us to grow,

learn from one another,

and this year,

I've opened it up
to the public,

and I figured, why not
invite my girlfriends,

who get confused
about what I do for a living?

I'm an accountability coach.
- What does that mean?

- I mean, I'm not a therapist.

- I'm not in one of your
accountability membership,

so just take it down...

- Teddi.
- "Oh, Teddi, are you the--

are you
the accountability control?"

- No, let me tell you
something.

- No, but you see
what I'm saying.

- You know what?
- That's not my job.

This is a chance for them
to see me in action.

[cell phones chiming]

- We all received
this text from Teddi.

"Hey, guys, as you're
probably already aware,

I'm hosting an All In retreat."

- "I'd love to have you all
come out for the day/night."

- "To take part in some
health and fitness fun."

- "I know that it may not be
something

"that floats everybody's boat,

so don't feel obligated
to come."

- I was like, "Great.
I don't have to go,"

immediately.

- "I promise
it will not hurt my feelings."

- My feelings will be so hurt,

I will make you pay
for a long time.

- This is a disaster
waiting to happen.

- Hopefully, they'll get back
to me sooner,

rather than later.

I feel like we're
in good shape.

- Good.

- Coming up:

- Ah, thank you.

[breathing raggedly]

[percussive music]

- We should be okay.

I'm running
a little bit behind.

I'll be at the door.

- Oh.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.
I'm glad we have

a babysitter right now.
- Yeah.

I don't know why I'm so nervous
going under.

Obviously, I was put under
having my implants put in

years ago,

but being put under
after having kids--

I feel weird about it.
- Right.

- I mean, God forbid
something happens.

I don't want to leave them.
I'm not ready.

I think at this point,
where they are in their life,

they still need their mom,

and, you know,

these are very tender ages,

and they're influenced
by so many different things.

Sh-- does happen.

I mean, there are
----ing mistakes.

I just don't want to be
a mistake today.

I want to make sure
my kids are safe

and that they'll make
good choices.

Oh, baby, I wish I could jump
into the future right now

and have it all done.

- I know.
Well, maybe.

[string scales play]

- Wish I could jump
into the future right now.

[echoing] Future right now.

- Well, maybe.
Maybe.

- [echoing] Future right now.

Future right now.

- Really, honey.

Honey, that stuff worked.

We're in the future now.

- Oh, that's good.
- Yeah, that's good.

- I don't remember sh--.

I do not remember
the surgery.

I do not remember
waking up.

Just help me.

- Okay, come on.

- I have a vague memory

of Aaron bringing me
to his truck,

and after that, I have a memory
of just...

Oh, and our room's nice.

[laughs]
- Yeah, yeah.

- [laughing]
Wheeling into our hotel room.

Oh, Christ.

How bad was I
after the surgery?

- Yeah,
but embarrassing loopy?

- Did you pack
the alpha stim?

No, okay.
Found them.

- Ah, these are good.

- They're good, huh?

All right, baby.

Here, this is gonna help
stimulate alpha frequency.

- Thank you.

- Do you want
to call the girls?

- Okay.

- I-if I sound funny,
they're old enough to know.

[cell phone rings]

Her phone doesn't work
at the house.

- She's not at the house.
- Hello?

- Hi, honey.

- Hi, Mom.
How are you feeling?

- Uh, everything went
really good.

They had to do...
- Good?

- A double hernia.

- Why?

- 'Cause it was
on the other side, too.

It--the surgery was longer,

and they had to give me
more stuff.

- Yeah.
She's a little bit out of it.

- Now is probably
the best sleep of your life

you're ever gonna get.

- [laughs] Thank you.
- Probably.

- And you're going to Dad's?

- I'm already at Dad's.

We watched
Lola's volleyball game.

- Oh, good.
Did she win?

- No.

- Well, that's ogay--okay.

At least she tried.

[laughs]
- Yeah.

I'm glad the surgery
went well.

- Thanks, honey.
I love you.

- I love you too.
Good night.

♪ ♪

- Bye, honey.

I don't think those pills work.

- I know, right?

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- [laughs]

- Guess what I have
in my hand.

- No.
It is?

- Yes, it is.
- Oh, God!

- I know.
All right, I have two copies.

Are you ready?
- Yes.

- One for my lawyer.
That would be you.

- Yes.
- And then one for me.

I got it, see.

- That's a big deal.

- It is a big deal, babe.

- Do I have to call you
Roxie now,

or do I still call you Erika?

- I'm Roxie Hart, honey.

The girl that used
to work at Shakers

is the same girl

that is going to take
the stage on Broadway

as Roxie Hart
in "Chicago."

- Let's do it.

- Let me tell you
something, honey.

Every time I stepped
on the stage at Shakers,

I was dreaming of Broadway.

It just took me
a little longer to get there

than most people.

I'm gonna miss you.
- New York, New York.

- You're gonna come, what,
every two weeks?

- Yeah.
Charlene has me all scheduled.

- Thank you for being
so supportive,

and I would not have this
without you.

- You know, obviously,
your success and your tours

and all those little steps...

- All led to here.
- This is the big deal, baby.

- It's a big deal.
- Yeah.

- It's a big deal.

It's great to have
financial support,

but having
someone's emotional support

is something that I wish
I had more of growing up.

- I'm really proud of you.

- Thank you...
[sniffs]

For saying that.
[cries]

[spacey music]

Thanks.

- I really am.

- That's all I ever wanted.
[sniffs]

♪ ♪

Thank you.

♪ ♪

Thanks, babe.

- It's too cool.

- It's great.
- It's too cool.

- Coming up:

- Everybody wants
to support you.

- Supporting means you come
and you're well-behaved.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- Baby?
- Oh, hi, honey.

- How are you feeling?

- I feel, like, worse
than I thought I would.

- Well, it was a...
- I don't know how--

- Six-hour procedure, so...

- I know.

- I think it was, like,
deferred pain.

It was pinched here,

but you know how sometimes,
you're hurt one side,

and you feel it somewhere else?

- My surgery was

much more invasive
than I thought.

It was six hours,

not an hour
to an hour and a half.

I had four hernias, not one.

- If you left this
a little longer,

it could've been,
you know, super severe.

Next time, you should tell me,

seriously.
- No, I know.

Did you bring me
some goodies from your center?

- Yeah, well, I did--
- Oh, you brought the beamer.

- Yeah, I got the beamer.
- Thank you.

- So...
- Thanks, honey.

- Do you know
how to program it?

- I love this thing.
- NASA's actually putting this

in their technology
for suits,

'cause it, uh, lessens
atrophied and bone loss.

- Really?
- Yes.

I can't really say that,

but that's the truth of it.

- That's amazing.

- Do you want me
to get you anything?

- Chicken noodle soup.

- I can do that.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- My mom raised
my sister and I--

never depend on a man.

It's been an adjustment
having my husband

want to take care of me

because I'm so used

to taking care
of everyone else.

- Are you okay to move?
- Yeah.

No, I--I went--I just went
for my short walk.

Thank God I have a man
that truly loves me,

loves my kids,
and has my back.

I hope you don't mind.
I booked another night here.

- I don't mind at all.

- And...

he still has that big dick.

[cell phone ringing]
- Signal's here.

- Denise!
- Hello, my dear.

- How are you?

- I'm good,
but I'm a little more sore

than I thought.
- Hello.

- I picked up some tools
from my office.

- No, no, I'm good.

- All right?
- Watch the incisions.

- This is a pulse
magnetic field mat.

It's called a beamer.

So it helps vasomotion

and oxygen distribution.

- Ah.

"Osomotion"
and "ostrogen"... [laughs]

- Vasomotion
and oxygen distribution.

- Complete retribution.
[laughs]

Okay, wait.
Um...

- What are you doing?
Are you--

- I'm having my hair
and makeup done.

Um, Sutton is having
her opening tonight.

- Oh, I forgot.
I have to call her

to tell her I can't go.

- I've been taking
those other herbal stuff,

but honestly, it's not really
cutting it, so... [laughs]

- I love you.

- I love you, too.
- All right, bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- There she is.

- I miss you!

- I miss you.
How's it going?

- I'm getting
very lonely here.

I've never been away
this long.

But I'm gonna do dinner
at my house

after I get home
so I can see everybody.

- Oh, that'll be fun.

- You have somebody going
there. What's going on?

- I'm going to Sutton's
store opening.

- Yeah, I bet--
yeah, Sutton--

[phone beeps]
- Of course.

♪ ♪

- Start your homework!

- [mockingly] Okay.

All right, I'm leaving!

- Bye!
- Please do your homework.

- All right.
Bye.

I love you, love you,
love you.

- I have the wildest week
next week, Teddi.

I go to QVC on Sunday.
- Okay.

- I fly back here Tuesday.

Then I fly back to New York
on the 3rd,

and then I come back
that day.

- You're like,
"What would I rather do,

take 65 planes
or take one day of a retreat?"

- I think I might go
to Teddi's retreat.

All right, so I have
to come clean.

- Yeah.
- I'm gonna come clean

right away.
The other night,

I was a little sassy.

- Okay.
- And I have to be honest.

I said, "You know, part of me

is relieved
that I don't have to go."

I'm not going.

I missed the beach house.

- Yes, you did.
- And I'm gonna miss

this one, too,
and I'm not sad about it.

This is like a retreat.
There's no fun at a retreat.

[laughter]

Well, I gave you a hard time
the other night, a little bit.

- Ah, it's okay.
You know what?

I can take it--to go!
[laughs]

- You just can't have
any expectations.

Zero, zip, zilch.
Like, none.

Like, someone wants to leave?
Fine.

Somebody doesn't want
to spend the night?

Fine.
- Oh, I don't care

about any of that.

- Were you mad
that I didn't spend

the night here last night?

- No, I'm not mad.
I just thought it was weird.

- I think it's weird
that you should care,

but okay.

- I really don't
have expectations.

- Yes, you do.
[laughs]

- Yeah.
- I think everybody wants

to support you,

everyone loves you,

but I think
they're a little nervous.

Like, it's too open.
"I don't care.

"I'd love for you
to spend the night,

but you don't have to."

So I feel like you need
to make it clear

what feels right for you
in this situation

and be real specific about it.

Like, what do you want?

- In my dream scenario,

people would come
and leave before the dinner.

It's for their ease.

- But you need
to tell them that.

- Come, don't come.

Don't just cause sh--
when you're there.

- What if someone comes
and causes sh--?

- Rinna,
what are you talking about?

Are you trying
to make me paranoid,

or is somebody
really pissed at me?

Like, what the hell?

Here's the thing.

Supporting means you come
and you're well-behaved.

- Not really.

- Coming up:

- Truthfully,
I really don't care

if y'all come or don't.
- Wait a minute!

I'm coming, and if you
don't give a sh--,

then why am I coming?

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- And thank you.
Hold that for a few more.

♪ ♪

- Come this way.

- Hi.
How are you?

- Beautiful.
Wow.

- Look at you!
- Sutton, it's gorgeous.

It's stunning.
- Thank you, thank you.

- It's really gorgeous.
- Congratulations!

This is awesome.
- It came together.

- I feel like it's
my wedding day.

Like, it sounds so stupid,
but it is.

It's, like, almost my wedding
to myself.

- Hi!
- Hey, hello.

How are you?
- Nice to see you.

- Good to see you.
- Congrats.

- Y'all come get
some drinks and food.

- I have been wanting
to open a boutique

for the last 12 years.

My ex knew
that I wanted to do this,

and he just never took me
seriously.

- Oh.
- Hi!

- Well, hello!

- So maybe there is
a little bit of me

that kind of wants
to prove him wrong.

- This right here?

- That's August Getty.
It's couture, I know.

It's amazing.
- Wow.

- And it wouldn't be so bad

if I made my own money, too.

I don't need to, but...

might be kind of cool if I did.

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Hi!

- Dorit.
Nice to meet you.

- Thank you, Emily.

- I do, I do,
but you know what?

You--you see these headlines,

and you're just like, "What?"

Shut the (BLEEP) up.

Thank you.

- Good to talk to you, Emily.

[cheerful yelling]

- Oh, my God!
- Thank you.

I know.
- Oh, hello, Roxie Hart.

- The press release is out.
The cat is out of the bag.

For six months,
I could not talk about this.

Now I just want to scream,

"I'm gonna be on Broadway!"

- Hi, Roxie!

- And we get to share
this experience together.

- I mean...

Roxie Hart on Broadway!

So ----ing awesome.

I was lucky enough
to play Roxie Hart in 2007.

It's still, to this day,

the greatest part
I've ever played.

Jazz.

Jazz!

Ooh!
[laughs]

So excited!

♪ ♪

- There she is!
- Yay!

- Cheers!

- All the fashionistas
are here.

- Congrats!
- Thank you, thank you.

- I'm wearing
Alexis Mabille couture.

- That's cool.

I don't think
we need to announce

that we are wearing couture.

- Oh, damn.
- I love that flower.

- You know,
it's kind of elitist,

like, "This is couture,
and yours isn't."

But it still looks bad.

- Should we have
a look around?

- Yeah, l--oh, I like this.
- I like this little bar.

- Yeah, this bar cart
is beautiful.

- I spoke to Denise before.
- How is she doing?

- She had four hernias.

- She did.
- Yeah.

- On that little tiny body.

- To have four hernias

and still rock her runway...

- Whoo!
Nice.

- She deserves an Emmy.

- I'm hearing a rumor

that the mayor
of West Hollywood is here.

- Oh, you were so excited.
I was like...

- Who's the mayor?
Tell me his name.

- Who is the mayor?
- I don't know.

I don't live in West Hollywood.
I live in Bel Air.

- It's the mayor.
It's not Barack.

- Barack. [laughs]
- And who am I calling?

- Uh, good evening, everyone,
uh, Sutton.

- That's me.

- And all of you beauties.

- Are you the mayor?

- I am John D'Amico.

I'm the mayor
of West Hollywood.

- You're the hottest mayor
ever.

- How many mayors
does she know?

- So, um, I--I want to--
come over here.

We want to--first of all,
we want to have a toast.

- Well, we're gonna talk
about permits later.

- Yeah, all of it.
Let me congratulate you

on opening your new store
in West Hollywood.

Our city loves having fun.

- And also, like,
parking tickets here

is very strict.

- Yeah, parking is a thing.
- Yeah.

Why?
Why are y'all so strict?

- Why are your parking tickets
really strict?

- Sutton, can you just thank
the man?

Just say "thank you."

- It's way over the top.
- And also,

you have to point your tires
in a certain way.

What is that?
- Yeah, doesn't make sense.

- I got two tickets for that.

- I mean, if you got the mayor
right in front of you,

you might as well address
what's really going on.

- Cheers.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers!

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, girls.
- I don't want this.

What's in here?
- I'm telling you,

it's a good gift bag.

- It's heavy.
It's heavy.

- Thank you.
- Dorit.

- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you!

- Right?
This feels really heavy.

- That was such a w--
bringing the bags to here.

I'm dying.

- By the way, Teddi,
I'm coming to your retreat.

The things is,
I'm coming after lunch,

and I have to leave
that evening.

- Okay.

- Okay, what, Teddi?

Okay, it's fine,
no problem?

Okay, you're pissed?

Like, what do you really mean?

- Here's the thing, guys.

Truthfully, I really don't care
if y'all come or don't come.

- Really?
- Uh...

- Wait a minute.
I'm coming.

And if you don't give a sh--,
then why am I coming?

- Because you want to a--

it's something you want
to go to.

Anybody that actually wants
to come

because they want to do it--
they should come,

but anybody that's gonna come
and be a pain in the ass,

I'd really rather be like,
"Don't come."

- Oh, my God.
- Well, pain in the ass--

- I wouldn't be
a pain in the ass,

but I really don't want
to do it.

- No problem.
I don't care.

- She cares.

- This is important to me,

and I invited you guys
'cause I like you

and I just wanted
to give you the option.

- Teddi, I want to go
simply to support you.

Obviously--
- But--no, but see,

I'm gonna tell you this.

- She doesn't want
to do the experience.

It's just to support.

- It's not a situation
where, like,

everybody's support
is going to, like,

lift me up in the moment.

- Oh, Teddi.

The hole
is deep enough already.

- Honestly,
I can give you my word.

You not coming
will not upset me.

♪ ♪

- With that said,
I actually have a store

that I need to take care
and say goodbye to people.

- Oh.
- Okay.

- Thank you for coming.
I hope it wasn't a struggle.

- It's fine.

- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills":

- Welcome home.
- Hi!

We have 16 people
for dinner tomorrow night.

I don't like to waste
any time.

- You were like,
"I don't really care

if you come."
- I--'cause I d--

- So I was like,
"Wait a minute.

I'm coming, and I hope
you give a sh--."

- Hi.
- Yes!

[all cheer]
- Gorgeous!

Thank you.
- That looks delicious.

- I don't even care.
- I do.

We already have
people following us.

Let me go to the bathroom.
- I have people

following me all the time.

- You do?
- What kind of people?

- You have people
following you?

- Why do you have people
following you?

- I thought that Teddi,

maybe you were gonna be
a little bored.

- [scoffs] Okay.

- She's about to cry.
- No, I'm not.

- No!
- Teddi.

- I am fine, you guys.

Like, everyone thinks
I'm so uptight.

I'm trying to be chill,
but then you keep

going, going, going.

♪ ♪

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