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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:01:02,800 "Maschi Contro Femmine" "Boys versus girls" Translation_RUBELRAF>>>SUB-Eng 2 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,836 Sorry... 3 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,990 And 'my daughter was born Margaret my puppy. 4 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,674 It 'just that everybody knows. 5 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,150 Excuse me a moment, 6 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,356 there is a mishap. 7 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,791 Excuse me, 8 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,113 Why did you put a cover blue to my daughter Margaret, 9 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,351 the number 17? 10 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,511 If you can control... 11 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,751 I'm curious... 12 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,513 And then! 13 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,914 Number 17... 14 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,435 is a fine boy of 3.8 kg. Congratulations! 15 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,273 Love, 16 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,671 we must take a little more 'blue paint. 17 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,276 (Quietly) Do not scream, it was just asleep. 18 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,274 Luckily, I was going to try an exorcist in the Yellow Pages. 19 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,080 Not enough! 20 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,476 - Love. - My love. 21 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,192 (WALTER) Listen... 22 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,917 If that speech riprendessimo we had suspended a month ago? 23 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,789 No, again I go and then there's Pauline. 24 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,350 the children do not remember anything the first 5 years of life. 25 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,319 - Bella... - (screaming) I told you that I'm not going! 26 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,993 (BAMBINO PLANGE) 27 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,992 Are you happy? Bravo! 28 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,798 - Love, do not cry! - Well, but... 29 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:41,511 Barley in a large cup with half sugar cube. 30 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,149 ll bartender starts to hate me! 31 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,236 Thanks, Renato. 32 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,273 - I have done, are we going? - But it's the one! 33 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,476 Exactly half a day! 34 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,989 - Today is pest control. - Fantastic! 35 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,959 Will I be able to rid even my house! 36 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,192 - My panzerotto Italian! - Are you soda! 37 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:13,399 You yes, you are soda, my Cuban! 38 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,558 Ramona! 39 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,238 Victor! 40 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,913 Treasure! 41 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,199 But you know you look like so much? Two drops of water! 42 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,513 One is confused... 43 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,311 Dear, do not come to hasty conclusions! 44 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,517 Honey, you're right! 45 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,599 Love, forgive me, I am a victim of mistaken identity! 46 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,760 - I love you. - Oh yeah? 47 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,949 Bad! 48 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,636 Do not get me wrong, I was wrong! 49 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,752 I adore him! 50 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,591 Do not you remember that the diamond I gave you for the anniversary? 51 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,789 It was not a gift, was a compensation. 52 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,588 Excuse me. 53 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:36,435 Watch that her husband loves her... a lot. 54 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,834 Gala dinner tonight? 55 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,833 But you... still open the hunting season? 56 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,834 - Why do you hunt? - Yes, 12 months a year. 57 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,833 Also at gunpoint, do not miss a beat. 58 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,435 - I would not have thought it? - ln fact is not true. 59 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,433 She is Claire, my lovely nearby, she likes to joke. 60 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,830 Very pleased, Tatiana. 61 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,516 - Tatiana... missing in your collection! - What a collection you do? 62 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,115 Chickens. 63 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,716 - Why do you chase chickens? - Of course, it is his specialty. 64 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,520 Him before the trumpet, and then the hunt. 65 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,673 - I do not understand. - I must be more explicit? 66 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,275 What a shame, we arrived! 67 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,397 ll Time flies when you're having fun. 68 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,200 - Good conversation! - Thank you. 69 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,556 - Male chauvinist pig! - Frigid freak! 70 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,995 (ANSIMl) 71 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,989 (DIEGO) You're hurting me! Spring! Piano! 72 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,710 (TATIANA) Come on! 73 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,150 (TATIANA) whoops! 74 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,876 (DIEGO howls) 75 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,189 - How we live together? - Two years and three months. 76 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,399 - I read it on the balance of the gas. - And I've never seen him so down? 77 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,073 Six more times. 78 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,357 are positive: within a couple of days, call me. 79 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,558 - Sure, sure. - (LA lMITA)"Yes, yes"... 80 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,758 Bet two hours of absolute domination? 81 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,959 If you lose, force you to come dressed in pink. 82 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,632 I'm in! 83 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,440 Why Daisy left you? It 'ran away with another? 84 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,830 No, but you say? 85 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,834 There 's been in Zimbabwe to try the true taste of Africa. 86 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,516 In your opinion, what is the first thing you taste in Africa? 87 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,355 - It will be in bed with a vatussa. - There are vatusse lesbians? 88 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,749 It 'full! 89 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,309 I would not stop the funeral, 90 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,710 but I made gazpacho. 91 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,239 Recipes according to the method, "a fucking dog." 92 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,199 Why this sudden blow culinary generosity? 93 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,273 I do not have the money to pay rent and I have to be nice to you. 94 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,873 Aha! 95 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,273 Let's feed Tutankhamun also? 96 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,315 (ANDREA) Mom, dine with us? 97 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,834 - I have not eaten for two days. - No, thanks. 98 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,760 I want to die, suffer a lot. 99 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,995 (Doppler) After winning the Kamchatka, 100 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,391 I wanted to share with you a happy moment of my life. 101 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,754 - Last Saturday, my mother-in-law died. - Condolences. 102 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,718 I'm really sorry. 103 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,993 (Marcello) the first attack Quebec Renato, 104 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,033 I wanted to share with you A case report of concern. 105 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,590 Walter Bertocchi no intercourse with his wife of 10 months. 106 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,993 - Are you kidding? - No. 107 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,639 E 'against nature. 108 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,917 him after a week I would have done the ozone hole! 109 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,390 I happen to teenagers! 110 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,039 It can happen. 111 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,238 He's right, not to be confused abstinence Walter 112 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,233 with the serious illness of Renato. 113 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,436 You are just assholes! 114 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,035 Quebec And you take it in the ass! 115 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,794 (WALTER) I'm going crazy. 116 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:49,397 First the belly, then the nausea, childbirth, postpartum crisis, 117 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,473 not to mention the drunken dwarf we have produced. 118 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,792 You may not ever fallen into temptation? 119 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,794 By Monica in those conditions, You know that feeling of guilt! 120 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,433 I understand because when Anna was pregnant, 121 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,717 I and my sense of guilt were always together. 122 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,509 Then I took him to fuck and it stopped breaking. 123 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,670 Every marriage is based on the betrayal. 124 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,956 And in fact you have divorced. 125 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,192 He's right, Renato just a bit 'of willpower. 126 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,874 Of course, my job does not help... 127 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,673 Brave! 128 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,517 Stay focused, we expect demanding a transfer. 129 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,637 We need to improve reception and start immediately with the board. 130 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,668 And then, I tell you the last time, 131 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,356 you have to give it away now! 132 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,875 Quiet, we often give away! 133 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,594 Ramona, do you have in mind only one thing! 134 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,389 In Cuba you have not taught that there is only about sex? 135 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,200 - Very nice too! - Thank you. 136 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,036 We also need to be faster in the attack, 137 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,840 let too much time to the other to place the wall. 138 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,038 Eva is right, if we use the same scheme 139 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,236 become predictable. 140 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,029 Sometimes we also a nice dunk 141 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,032 and then penetrate... 142 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,633 the opponent's defense. 143 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,518 Sorry... 144 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,551 Come on! 145 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,594 Bertocchi, congratulations! 146 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:24,071 It took just a great victory, was an exciting game. 147 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,910 Who says so, President! 148 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,630 - How's the arm? - Best. 149 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,440 The next time I have to be closer in sailing. 150 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,433 He was not hurt bowling? 151 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,520 Yes, bowling sailing. 152 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,750 E 'uncomfortable but exciting! 153 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,831 Mister, remember that if we do not win anything this year, 154 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,110 click the magic word: 155 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,511 E-SW-NE-RO. 156 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,719 - Bravo! - Thanks for the daily injection of confidence. 157 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,315 Just imagine, Bertocchi! 158 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,517 - Too many thoughts? - No. 159 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,710 Chatter and beer? 160 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,876 Why fru fru this color choice? 161 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,078 - Please! - Do not called you, eh? 162 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,790 No, tonight is that I felt different. 163 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,192 (Lvan) What's up? 164 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,353 - At you! - At you! 165 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,151 - You want another? - No, my head is spinning already. 166 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,518 - Does not hold the tequila? - It's not the tequila. 167 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,593 Here is the magician of the trailer! 168 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,637 A bit 'sad, no? 169 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,110 But if you go out with me after, 170 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,669 maybe I can think of more pretty. 171 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,279 - Francesca! - Here I am! - Go! 172 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,155 4 tonight at the detachment, 173 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,631 but if you promise to dress well tomorrow, 174 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,796 I swear that I keep myself free for dinner. Hello, Mr. Pinky! 175 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,873 Tomorrow, I dress myself there by Barbapapa! 176 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,553 Mr. Pinky... 177 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,231 So, how are you? 178 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,438 Your wife will be deemed a bit 'more or is it still on the planet diaper? 179 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,319 It 's still on the planet diaper but do not panic! 180 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,917 Regain Intimacy As soon as the child... has a mustache. 181 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,716 Meanwhile, I can do something? 182 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,997 No, you do not, thank you. 183 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,468 - What is it? - A little bit 'of torticollis. 184 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,952 By dint of seeing you play... Psychosomatic a stiff neck... 185 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,916 Did you know that diapers also make them with elastic side bands 186 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,277 system"and"keep it all inside? 187 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,397 Technology has made great strides! 188 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,393 Once the mothers had to... 189 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,270 Then I go to bed. 190 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,595 See you tomorrow at the gym. 191 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,275 - Thanks for the beer, Mister. - Please, goodnight. 192 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:36,553 - Do not say anything. - No, I want You're a jerk! 193 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,836 The basic human instinct is the reproduction, 194 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,877 The young girl is more popular. 195 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,997 Are you a friend. 196 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,517 If I decide to commit suicide before I'll call you so I take away the doubts. 197 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,830 - Good morning. - Good morning. 198 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,230 But he did not say anything to that pig? 199 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,869 It means new works that ass! 200 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,317 - It cost me € 3000 in cheek! - 6,000 pair? 201 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,155 No, 5000, Marcello me discount ex-wives. 202 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,436 How sad! 203 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,468 Love, from what you do not touch my ass? 204 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,520 - From the high school. - Why you're depressed. 205 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,911 Paola, the head is looking for you. 206 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,158 I go, while you do not commit suicide. 207 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,111 - Are you okay? - Very good. 208 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,510 E 'allergy to pollen. 209 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,116 Allergy is very annoying, do not take it seriously. 210 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,715 My wife before his death he suffered... 211 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,432 - It's not that she died of allergy... - You know everything, right? 212 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,511 Paola insisted on telling them, we did not want, 213 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,718 but has given us so much money... 214 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,995 However, if you need anything... 215 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,356 you know where to find me. 216 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,590 What have you bought any good? 217 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,593 A bit 'of my cabbage be done in the oven. 218 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,071 Please could you after dinner gagged with Domopak? 219 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,072 So do not feel you howl. 220 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,471 (LN lNGLESE) - What did he say? - Nothing. 221 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,871 It 'sad and lonely, very lonely. 222 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,315 Do not worry, Svetlana. 223 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,440 Better alone than badly accompanied! 224 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,638 - It 's always a pleasure. - Speak for yourself! 225 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,513 (SOUND MIXER) 226 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,351 lvan, I'm studying criminal law, mica crossword puzzles! 227 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,273 Study well, do not bother me. 228 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,671 - Hello, monsters. - Hello, Maga Mago. 229 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,912 Hello, witch, come to tell you a thing. 230 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,753 Yesterday evening I towed a girl stratospheric 231 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,829 and I was dressed as a Pink Panther! 232 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,470 One thing paranormal! 233 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,712 Also I have known a girl in the gym. 234 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,313 And how? 235 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,869 It 's a girl soap and water, 236 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,953 scented hair, simple 237 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,998 and a hard ass, named Francesca. 238 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,674 Well my name is Francesca! 239 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,955 Come on! 240 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,555 But it is a blond devil 241 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,432 with a wonderful smile and smell incredible. 242 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,353 Take care, not to do too much tenerone 243 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,594 because women like the assholes. 244 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,110 Can I keep it? 245 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,069 ln memory of the evening most exciting of my life. 246 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,880 (SPEAKS lN UCRAINO) 247 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,513 I love you so much... 248 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:24,031 - Ukraine is part of Europe? - Yes, Europe. - Ln fact! 249 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,029 (BELL) Who the fuck is that? Check! 250 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,399 - Noise? - Yes, what you want? 251 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,679 I shut off, I can go from your balcony? 252 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,434 Come on, the balcony there. 253 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,716 Hello, Svetlana! 254 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,872 Look here! You have robbed lntimissimi? 255 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,117 - I am a souvenir. - How do you missing to finish the globe? 256 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,669 Honduras and Yemen, are very rare. 257 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,829 - So you're well Lichtenstein? - Yes. 258 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,868 - Luxembourg? - There I have them all! 259 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,440 I'll go, we're on the sixth floor. 260 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,393 A collector of tanga gentleman! Attention, 261 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,632 might think I've killed him. 262 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,108 But imagine... 263 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,830 Me a hand? 264 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,513 Come! 265 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,555 Pull! 266 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,868 Thanks. 267 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:52,477 Imagine if you squashed on the sidewalk with these pants! 268 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,958 - Here we go. - Thank you. - Please. 269 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,109 - What? - I dislocated a shoulder. 270 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,273 I'll Come. 271 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,993 It 's just a small contraction, quiet. 272 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,552 Does it hurt here? 273 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,875 - Now? - Best. 274 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,878 Just like that.. 275 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,513 Just like that.. 276 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,070 - Thank you. - Please. 277 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,236 But are you crazy? 278 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,038 But how? 279 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,829 I do the massaggino, you're on... 280 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,639 But if it makes you a massage it means he wants to have sex? 281 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,760 - Come on! - Leverage these hands! 282 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,037 You also naked in a bed, You're sick! 283 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,477 And you're a freak frigid. Go! 284 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,154 Go you, this is my home! 285 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,436 Go, if not call the police! 286 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,478 The drops for colic work? 287 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,349 'Yes, now sleeps, but two hours of feeding. 288 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,073 At least you take advantage of travel to get some sleep '. 289 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,039 Maybe! I swear I try. 290 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,874 (Knock on the door) Sorry, I have knocked. 291 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,475 - Go, do not worry. - 00:24:27,076 - Hello, my love. - Give a kiss to Paul. 293 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,830 - Hello. - Hello. 294 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,349 - I'm not sleepy, you? - Very, and backward. 295 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,356 But are you okay? 296 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,397 Very well, thank you. 297 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,751 At this point I should ask: want to join? 298 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,515 Should I... because you want to join? 299 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,836 - To you be? - Yes... no. 300 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,917 You are a player, I'm a coach, who knows what to think. 301 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,036 And 'soon, come on! 302 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,555 A chat and then to bed? 303 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,756 Eva, do not... 304 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,669 Four, however, they become five! 305 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,835 Excuse the mess. 306 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,396 - Beer? - No, and you should not even you. 307 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,991 The more I drink and I do a lot of points the same. 308 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,031 - Ready for tomorrow? - Well prepared. 309 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,510 It's hot, right? Almost sultry... 310 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,113 Almost. 311 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:08,079 Eva, as a friend, coach, but mostly as a male, 312 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,550 I believe that we are entering in a danger zone. 313 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,909 Remember that the laboratory of sports science 314 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,913 says that having sex before a sporting event 315 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,311 may strongly affect the provision of an athlete. 316 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,551 It has never been demonstrated. 317 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,349 ln fact, but we said Talk"and then to bed." 318 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,751 Then we chat! Choose a topic. 319 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,433 - How many games have done together? - Bell'argomento! 320 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,319 403 meetings, 321 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,916 of which 345 won and 58 lost, 322 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,720 but 22 in the fifth set, which is not bad! 323 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,196 One thing I did not tell all this time. 324 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,949 What? 325 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,831 I'm in love with you for six years. 326 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,875 Six years? 327 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,115 So we talk about the championship 2004-2005, 328 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,113 when we were defeated in the final... 329 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,996 in Tenerife. 330 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,198 - Did you hear what I said? - Yes. 331 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,795 In this regard, I wanted to ask: 332 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,589 in fridge there are spirits? 333 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,872 What happened to your jar? 334 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,192 I do not know, I never happened, 335 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,113 I swear, never, never, never! 336 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,033 Do not worry, is not the end of the world. 337 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,635 No, you're wrong! 338 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,872 Until it comes to other steps, but my jar, no! 339 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,153 It can not happen, it should not happen! 340 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,390 It 's over! 341 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,631 No, I did indeed! 342 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,155 Stupid, stupid! 343 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,473 - (Francis) you? - No. 344 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,511 It 's a very bad dream, a nightmare. 345 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,320 (Knock on the door) 346 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,711 - Who is it? - Bertocchi, it's me, Victor! 347 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,908 One moment, I was going over schemes. 348 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,392 The slip! 349 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,269 - Chairman, sleep well? - Very good. 350 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,876 But something unfortunate happened and she is responsible. 351 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,396 - I know, sorry. - I understood everything. 352 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,551 - Everything? - Everything. 353 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,920 President, that I can explain. 354 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,391 You are too permissive with the athletes and they took advantage. 355 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,598 Tonight the Castles did not sleep in his room. 356 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,558 The Castles? 357 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,474 - I can not believe. - You find it and make a cazziatone. 358 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,280 Without discount, because I know you have a certain relationship. 359 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,351 - Platonic. - We'll miss you! 360 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,034 But in this case I ask her to be tough! 361 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,356 - Tough-hard, I guarantee. - Bravo! 362 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,150 - So I can... - Must! 363 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,914 I'm going to finish the scheme... Today we win! 364 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,310 - Beautiful here! - Thank you. 365 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,596 These are things that I took from the trip with my father. 366 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,990 You've been in a lot of places! 367 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,595 It also travel free, is an airplane pilot. 368 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,196 You're lucky, My father is a psychologist. 369 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,476 And when he discovered that you're a lesbian? 370 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,759 For the first time I saw in difficulty, what satisfaction! 371 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,836 - End break? - Burn those calories! 372 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,669 Now the menu includes a massaggino on the house. 373 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,158 I agree. 374 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,556 I go to the bathroom. 375 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,278 Where is the bathroom? 376 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,039 - The bathroom... - The Red Door with the word"nuclear area." 377 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,793 Thanks. 378 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,996 When I see the field-mouse, I am as hungry as a wolf! 379 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,080 - Hello, donut. - Hello, Psycho. 380 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,400 - Andrea? - It 's so lucky! 381 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,310 Hello, witch, how did it go last night? 382 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,712 Four hours of wild sex and a strong desire to see her again. 383 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,713 - And you? - Keep your voice down, it's in the bathroom. 384 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,396 - Oh, but you... - Yes, three times! 385 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,868 Great! 386 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,999 Could you lend me that oil and rosemary for massage? 387 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,789 - I want to make them feel my touch! - I'll take it. 388 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,310 I'll be waiting there. 389 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,430 - What flavor was the oil for massage? - Rosemary. 390 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,513 - I guess this is it. - Thank you. 391 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,513 - I do not find. - We had lvan. 392 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,158 - Martha, do you want? - I just want to take a look. 393 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,832 - Go away, it's mine! - What a waste! 394 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,998 Permission. 395 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,800 Like to sit? 396 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,236 - Thank you. - Please. 397 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,393 The house remains assigned my client 398 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,189 and she agrees to give a monthly allowance of 4,000 €. 399 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,589 Exactly! 400 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,798 It only remains to be determined who takes the car, 401 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,037 a Beetle in 1973 402 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,319 I do not care, there are fond, 403 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,110 the scrap can. 404 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,079 Given the age of the vehicle, agrees. 405 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,356 From the photos it seems to me a lemon. 406 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,718 A lemon? 407 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,155 Of course, such a lemon! 408 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,039 You boys do this... 409 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,430 As long as it suits you, will hold the usual car 410 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,353 and then it gets old, the wrecks. 411 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,231 Just go to the dealer miles and take a zero, 412 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,439 Metallic blonde with two airbags front and two behind so great. 413 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,640 Well done, congratulations! 414 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,876 Y'know what? 415 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,429 I hope that God is female 416 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,114 and that when you males arrive in the afterlife, 417 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,510 you an ass like that! 418 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,353 With permission. 419 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,678 So? 420 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,075 Nothing... Look at that! 421 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,031 - Nothing! - Try again. 422 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,713 Provo, but... 423 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,710 ll your pea retired early 424 00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,033 are ten minutes that the stimulus but calm! 425 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,670 - How is it possible? - I do not know, have you tried with viagra? 426 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,434 No.... yes. 427 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,113 - For three days. - Strike! 428 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,354 the two cases are: stress or misuse dell'arnese. 429 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,919 It happens. 430 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,199 Up to a certain age, waved as the string of a cowboy 431 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,194 then he gets tired and goes on vacation, catalepsy in your case, 432 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,750 hibernating in a deep coma, in eternal sleep. 433 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,991 Enough! And then? 434 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:34,676 We can do Dynamic sonography of the penis. 435 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,909 Miss, I prepared 10 mm prostaglandin. 436 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:45,156 - What would this ultrasound? - A routine examination. 437 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,799 You control the flow of blood penis is in flaccid state... 438 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,795 in your case go to a wedding... 439 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,191 both in the erection, induced by an injection. 440 00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:01,195 So if you find a problem hydraulic or psychological. 441 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,837 Please, Chiara. 442 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,156 - Good morning. - No! 443 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,829 - You work here? - Yes, Nurse... hospital! 444 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,317 - What is the diagnosis, doctor? - Erectile Dysfunction serious. 445 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,516 Ah, helpless! 446 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,158 Renato! 447 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,834 - Nicole! - I do not understand a thing. 448 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,390 A man gets 40 years Interestingly, even cool. 449 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,997 Get Dr. House! And 'lame, old, wrinkled, asshole 450 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:46,038 and the row of girls out the door. 451 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,917 A woman should be helpful, Independent, shaved, 452 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,596 witty, nasty, young, thin, good in the kitchen, in bed, 453 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,274 sexy but not too much, no children and no brain. 454 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,317 And when the first hair white, hell begins. 455 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,472 You took you 40 years to understand how things work 456 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,349 and when you think you have in hand the rules of the game, 457 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:13,037 gives you a bitch on the bus the place, if I were his grandmother! 458 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,236 Fuck! 459 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,400 You are very upset, what happens? 460 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,870 Are to be scrapped? 461 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,709 You? 462 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,555 ll my opinion can not compete with that of the bitch, 463 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,112 but you're perfect as you are, trust me. 464 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,799 - I know because I say so. - Did you know? 465 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,271 - Because you are my friend. - Ln fact. 466 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,436 Excuse the outburst. 467 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,918 Nicole! 468 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,200 But tell him, damn it! 469 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,669 Ouch! 470 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,956 (WALTER) Take everything! 471 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,788 Beautiful! 472 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,197 - (MAN) We're almost done. - There are those of the maid! 473 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,795 Better, more exciting. 474 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,590 Not at all, speak up! 475 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,920 Sooner or later will know the whole world. 476 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,391 Worldwide... better then! 477 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,511 Hush, 478 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,514 is better to continue to maintain privacy. 479 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,838 (MAN), Mister? 480 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,036 - Close when you have finished? - Yes. 481 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,872 I close myself. 482 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,955 00:37:56,757 00:37:59,560 Exaggerated, I'm not giving anything. 485 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,476 <... But it can also be 486 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,077 00:38:09,835 00:38:13,436 - Eva is always nicer. - You? 489 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,991 ln short, is a process. 490 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:21,153 Are you kidding? Last year did the nude calendar. 491 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,392 Now the calendar do do dogs and pigs 492 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,599 and then you know that in volleyball the stronger ones are ugly. 493 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,558 She is strong, so... 494 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,553 How much did Pauline poop today? 495 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,838 Watch... 496 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,559 I think he has done so much right now. Quantifies! 497 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,036 (BELL) 498 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,793 Hurry, I only have an hour or so. 499 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,639 You women are just superficial. 500 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,389 - Please? - Do you think about just that! 501 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,555 We could do a billion things, 502 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,951 like watching a movie, just stay on the sofa's arms... 503 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,317 Rather than just sex you want to do... What the fuck! 504 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,357 Are you kidding me? 505 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,356 - And you do not do it more. - Exactly. 506 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,591 A minimum of romance! 507 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,676 I understand. 508 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,878 If you wanted to cut, you only had a text message. 509 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,189 Lisa! 510 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,192 Wait! 511 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,198 Stop! 512 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,350 Maybe if you come back tomorrow... 513 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,076 <(SINGS) Lisa's gone away, 514 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,313 00:39:44,313 00:39:47,275 00:39:53,352 - I called because it was Forgot... - The powder? 518 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,956 - No. - Keys? Underpants? - No. 519 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,919 It 's a bit that can not hear you howl, 520 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,596 you've got always that little problem patagarro"to"? 521 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,796 I soundproof the room. 522 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,955 Anyway, my patagarro" does not concern you, okay? 523 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,511 No, thank goodness! 524 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,716 That's my house! 525 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,753 Please. 526 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,313 Chiara, I am very confused... 527 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,516 Come on! Hello. 528 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,670 Mom, what are you doing? 529 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,590 Andrew, come on. 530 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,952 In your opinion, 531 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,953 I'm so in reality? 532 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,636 Like what? 533 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,839 The image in the mirror... I'm the one there? 534 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,516 No, I prefer the reality, at least I can embrace. 535 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,873 - Beautiful Mommy! - Thank you. 536 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,196 Hold strong! 537 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,673 - Even 5 minutes! - Enough of this romance. 538 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,478 I have to go on. 539 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:17,076 - Where are you going? - Seeing Martha, you? 540 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,073 Paola wants to get me out, but I do not I feel like it. 541 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,074 But you should. Exit, there is a world outside! 542 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,956 - And now you're a single bona. - Bona? 543 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,399 Andrea, the classical high school did you... 544 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,200 Palatable, non-bona! 545 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,598 I am ready. 546 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,637 Spending tomorrow. 547 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,193 Bona! 548 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,230 A single bona! 549 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,069 Yes.. 550 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,357 You have danced too? 551 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,917 No, but I'm not used dancing in heels! 552 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,395 I'm not used to dance in general. 553 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:30,470 And then I feel like a pathetic old who does the little girl. 554 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,713 If you are elderly, I'm Barack Obama. 555 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,958 Pleasure, Barack, I'm Nicole. 556 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,228 Champagne? 557 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,839 No, I already had three mojitos, Then there are the glasses. 558 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,640 A problem, a solution! 559 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,389 - In my shoes no! - Do not you like? 560 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,479 I was wondering if I can reuse the foot bed. 561 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,676 We just have to find out. 562 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,836 - Cheers! - Cheers! 563 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,357 Betraying for the first time is traumatic, then you get used to. 564 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,354 But why have you bogged with your player? 565 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,149 lmpelagare... Bottarelli for myself! 566 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,238 - How many times? - A couple. 567 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,753 - How many? - Twelve. 568 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:47,592 But included in the gym yesterday... and this morning on the horse. 569 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,592 - What does 13. - Yes, but it is uncomfortable. 570 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,637 - So do not count? - It has not. 571 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,917 Remember, the Romans used to say: Cheating"humanum est, 572 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,116 pericolosum persevere." Got it? 573 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,793 No, I did greek. 574 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,032 But we must tell us everything? 575 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,431 A: When you betray is for one night stand, 576 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,433 if not, the women attack here, am I right? 577 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,829 Very good. 578 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,159 - Who? - It will be tired. 579 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,437 - He knew everything about life! - Stop! 580 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,319 Two: never have a story with your wife know. 581 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,109 Females have a supernatural flair for the horns. 582 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,835 Come on, think of serious things. 583 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,913 Renato, for a degree in performing arts and cinema: 584 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,590 in which film of 1987, 585 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,196 Michael Douglas puts the horns his wife with a crazy 586 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,000 who then sought and kill the rabbit? 587 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,994 -"Fatal Attraction." - Bravo, fuchsia cheese! 588 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:47,269 - What? - I do not have a rabbit. - Did he have killed? 589 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,391 - Formaggino fuchsia. - Go to shit! 590 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,518 However, this situation does not concern me, 591 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,318 Eva is intelligent 592 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,835 and knows the situation. 593 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,833 They are all perfect until they call you"love". 594 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,868 Word"Love"is the most dangerous after"marriage". 595 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,759 I understand, speak tomorrow. 596 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,155 Not any more. 597 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,476 Mister, you did a third set of fear! 598 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,718 Thanks. 599 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,551 - Let the tie-break? - No, rather a time-out. 600 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,510 I have a pediatrician, I can not. 601 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,991 Okay, so tomorrow we go extra time, love. 602 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,071 You said"love"? 603 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,838 Yes, you've got? 604 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,713 Love is a word... 605 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,040 also as a vocabulary... 606 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,113 I understand that you have some 'fear, 607 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,596 is a new situation for me too 608 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,389 and was not the right time. Between your wife, your child... 609 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,871 - And let's also the final championship. - Mettiamocela. 610 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,436 But it has happened. 611 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,752 - (EVA) What did you mean before? - When? 612 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,231 Before you told me you had to tell me something important. 613 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,313 ln fact! 614 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,473 Eva... 615 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,158 Eva... 616 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,671 One of us has to stop. 617 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,673 You are wonderful, We were good together, 618 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,640 but I did an examination of conscience... 619 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,790 (NOISE DOCCIA, lNCOMPRENSIBlLE) 620 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,998 Maybe tomorrow we feel, okay? 621 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,910 Maybe we feel! 622 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,116 I love you too. 623 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,675 Well, what good news! 624 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,113 Mommy! 625 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,240 Who are you? What are you doing here? 626 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,277 I am a friend of Nicole. 627 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,880 Nicole... Mom? 628 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,878 Nicole! 629 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,919 - Wake up! - Enough, I'm exhausted! 630 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,550 - Andrea! - Mom, what the hell are you doing? 631 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,438 What are you doing here? 632 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,353 I thought you were alone, sad, I brought croissants. 633 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,999 How cute! 634 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,708 Since you bring a stranger naked inside the house? 635 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,438 I swear that when he came in, he was dressed. 636 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,990 So we meet again? 637 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,558 Of course. 638 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,589 Would be 500 €, but for the first time we do 400. 639 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,153 What? 640 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,357 The rate for the whole night, 400. 641 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,318 Sure. 642 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,275 (NICOLETTA) Nature, 400... 643 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,115 350... 360... 644 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,670 363. 645 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,635 The discount was already 100 €. 646 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,711 Here are 50 €. Go! 647 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,353 Thanks! 648 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,749 Hello. 649 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,355 I took her to dinner and then to my house, Sonia was beautiful, 650 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,149 but when it was time, I could not kiss her. 651 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,234 - I was natural. - Again? You are a fag! 652 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,358 How many times do I have to say? 653 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,957 You do not like the flab mustache, but I prefer the bird. 654 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,953 Exit with a man and do it over! 655 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,189 And now we hear our impotent. 656 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,431 Have you calmed down? 657 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,990 Apart from the fact that are not powerless, 658 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:21,231 analysis are in place, so it's just stress. 659 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,040 Here's another who does not understand a shit! 660 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,748 This is called"denial." 661 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,912 What are you doing psychologist if you do not learn? 662 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,875 Do not you tell me 663 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,476 you do not get up more since the closest you on hiatus? 664 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,632 - Yes. - Then what is the shock! 665 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,236 To unlock them you must not go in bed with any one, 666 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,710 you have to go with her. 667 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,793 - With her? - And with whom? - But he hates me! 668 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:53,397 And you will find a way to make you well, you're so pricey! 669 00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,953 Hey! 670 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,395 Where are you going? A Woodstock? 671 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,870 No, I'm dressed informally. 672 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,038 How about if we leave it all behind 673 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,236 and let us know? 674 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,629 But I already know: Frequently decerebration, 675 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,316 your weapon of seduction is the circumvention of an incapable 676 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,199 and you have a social conscience a radiator. 677 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,319 If I told you that I bought Argentine fillet and a Brunello? 678 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,437 I'd say that are vegetarian and teetotal. 679 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,717 If I told you that I made a wok with vegetables? 680 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,077 I would say:"Who cares?" 681 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,029 - Not a tiramisu? - Ll take me"on"is perfect for you! 682 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,559 Thanks, but I'm leaving tomorrow for a tiring journey. 683 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,031 - Where are you going? - Ln Antarctica. 684 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,910 Think if you meet those exalted going to save the seals! 685 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,436 ln fact, I go with them. 686 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,638 - This is the mission for the whales. - Cool! 687 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,030 But when the saved 688 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,236 where you put them? 689 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,113 Okay... 690 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,510 Peace and love! 691 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,628 Marta! 692 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,155 I'm glad you came, 693 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,550 so I present to you Frank. 694 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,798 We're all gay! 695 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,118 But are you crazy? 696 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,318 Make outing too, is wonderful! 697 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,869 Francesca is at the center. 698 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,194 - Is not she beautiful? - Very! 699 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,398 - You are very lucky. - I know! 700 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,632 - So, this Francesca? - That I did not lose. 701 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,348 - What are you doing? - I want to immortalize the moment. 702 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,751 - It 's the way! - What? - One in the center. 703 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,835 - That one? - Cheese! 704 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,678 - Yes. - But that's my Frank. 705 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,034 - No, it's mine. - That's straight, I've been there. 706 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,510 - No, it's a lesbian. - Straight! 707 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,512 - Lesbian! - Straight! 708 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,070 - Lesbian! - And if he bisexual? 709 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,868 Hello. 710 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,351 Hello... you know you? 711 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,117 - For almost ten years. - Best friends. 712 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,910 Oops! 713 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,552 - What game are you playing? - Do you realize what you do? 714 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,758 - Why should I do? - Takes us by the ass! 715 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,758 I like you both, 716 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,276 I get out of a devastating history and I want a little 'light weight. 717 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,273 Would you like some 'lightness. 718 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:07,275 - The story had a devastating male... - O with a girl? 719 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:13,072 But who cares? Today no one speaks, they dance! 720 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,914 Between the two litigants, the third dance! How old are you! 721 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,718 Francesca! 722 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,950 That one must choose, 723 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,158 but the result seems obvious. 724 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,594 I bet a week of dominance? 725 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,478 What tenderness! 726 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,633 You lose! 727 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,634 ll glucagon Mother's! 728 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,479 You've made a ton, my love. 729 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,154 There is no need to brag, 730 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,356 I'm cooking! 731 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,955 (TELEFONINO) Who is it? 732 00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,199 Do not answer? 733 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,713 No, it is not compulsory to answer. 734 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,909 - Who is it? - The merchant... it says. 735 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,918 E 'rude call Overtime... 736 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,720 These are good for us? 737 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,916 So he did not... 738 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,751 To forgive me, I thought to offer a solution, 739 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,389 to better understand what I want. 740 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,995 - What? - A holiday. 741 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,994 Saturday catch up friends in Corsica for my birthday, 742 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:37,392 I have a tent, it would be nice All three go together. 743 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,036 the you and Marta? 744 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,475 I do not know, in theory I should be studying criminal law... boh! 745 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:51,952 - Okay, I go there alone with Martha. - No, wait, in theory! 746 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,678 ln practice, I come. 747 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,476 - I, you and Marta, the tent... - I'm happy. 748 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,756 - Martha and I call tell him. - No! 749 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,356 Now it's in the pool, do not respond, 750 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,556 I'll tell him when he returns. 751 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,711 Okay. 752 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,350 - Good morning! - Good morning. 753 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,677 - What are you doing here? - I'm going too in Antarctica. 754 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,515 ll plight of whales touches me a lot. 755 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,991 - Yes, and when? - The other day I reread"Moby Dick". 756 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,359 And I thought that it is inhumane the way in which the whales... 757 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,750 I do not know what game you're playing, 758 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,309 but look that do not go there on a skiing holiday. 759 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,558 I know, I do not want layers between the boxes, but only part. 760 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,030 But if you do not even know what we do! 761 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,909 I've been on YouTube, I saw what you do: 762 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,914 attack the whalers, is very cool! 763 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,833 Let me show you I'm not a jerk. 764 00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,039 - You ask the impossible! - One possibility is given to all. 765 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,714 - Okay. - Great! 766 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,158 One important thing: 767 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,550 do not try again with me, 768 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,156 or I'll rip your balls and fed to the penguins do. 769 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,440 - I'm nuts? - Very. 770 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,673 When we arrive in Antarctica Be discreet about my... 771 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,957 - That little problem... - Quiet! 772 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,031 Chiara! 773 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,510 - How are you? - Good. 774 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,516 lvan is a veteran of the association and a great friend of mine. 775 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:35,796 lvan, Diego. 776 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,191 Diego, helpless as your neighbor! 777 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,317 (Lvan) Permit. 778 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:48,549 Go! 779 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,360 Up with that wall! 780 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,992 Well! 781 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,638 Brava! 782 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,070 - Hello, Dad. - What a nice surprise! 783 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,959 (VITTORIO) The're killing! 784 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,833 I came to say goodbye, I go on vacation. 785 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,799 Have fun and fuck, I recommend! 786 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,312 Brava! 787 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:35,119 But when I play? Emma has played throughout the tournament. 788 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,717 - Are you telling me that favor? - We know it's your choice. 789 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:45,030 If there's one you can not stand it is the Castle. 790 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,273 - Do not look it. - Okay, come in his place. 791 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,552 What we do with mother? 792 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,950 We speak to me or you? 793 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,156 E 'useless. 794 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,799 She has a vision somewhat 'distorted to me. 795 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,589 She thinks I'm an ignorant... 796 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,717 (WALTER) Castelli, out! Join the Gomez! 797 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,239 .. That is violent, rude. the peasant? 798 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,149 What the fuck are you doing, brain-damaged? Replace the Castles? 799 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,639 I chased him, is' Be careful! 800 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,953 We trust the Gomez! 801 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,310 Let us give time! 802 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,028 But then you're stupid? 803 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,919 (LN TUTTLE CHORUS) Dumb! 804 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,069 Show them who you are! 805 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,429 Brave however, 806 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,113 is bad luck... 807 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,191 Fucking bad luck! 808 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,432 Replace me while I play well? We lost, congratulations! 809 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,830 It 's a strategy not to attract attention. 810 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,389 Rather worse, I've never replaced the first, 811 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,200 now everyone will wonder why you do it. 812 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,796 Are small differences technical-tactical. 813 00:59:12,470 --> 00:59:14,830 By the way, your wife? 814 00:59:15,070 --> 00:59:16,790 Well, thank you. 815 00:59:17,030 --> 00:59:19,590 - He's also losing weight. - I'm glad. 816 00:59:20,470 --> 00:59:22,830 Did you speak? What's New? 817 00:59:23,870 --> 00:59:28,020 Of course, I started to run the first unequivocal signs, 818 00:59:28,270 --> 00:59:31,230 but the situation is delicate, 819 00:59:31,470 --> 00:59:33,300 we need calm. 820 00:59:33,550 --> 00:59:35,860 If you're taking the piss, I tell her everything. 821 00:59:36,710 --> 00:59:38,670 - Imagine... - And I say to the President. 822 00:59:38,910 --> 00:59:42,270 - Pure? - And you fall to bite the balls! 823 00:59:42,550 --> 00:59:44,300 Right! 824 00:59:44,550 --> 00:59:47,380 I also do the same thing if I were in your shoes, 825 00:59:47,630 --> 00:59:49,590 but look at me... 826 00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:52,710 Do I look like the guy? 827 00:59:55,950 --> 00:59:57,700 No, indeed. 828 00:59:59,110 --> 01:00:01,150 And so do the wall... 829 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:03,700 You too, girls... 830 01:00:03,950 --> 01:00:06,620 I promise that after the competition we go on holiday a month? 831 01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:08,780 ll next season... 832 01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:10,260 This? 833 01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:13,420 Galapagos you and me alone on the deserted beach, 834 01:00:14,230 --> 01:00:16,950 make love ten times per day. Promise? 835 01:00:17,550 --> 01:00:18,700 I promise. 836 01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:23,270 Even if ten I seem a bit 'too much... 837 01:00:23,510 --> 01:00:26,150 - I adore you. - Me too, now go! 838 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:29,030 Get ready, you'll see how angry President for the defeat. 839 01:00:29,270 --> 01:00:32,820 I do not think, is a man's sport. 840 01:00:33,470 --> 01:00:36,830 - How to de Cubertin said... - (VITTORIO) Son of a bitch! 841 01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:40,220 I want to take it with head the bastard! 842 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:43,140 - (VITTORIO) Son of a bitch! - Exactly. 843 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:46,350 Shit, fuck! 844 01:00:51,550 --> 01:00:52,980 Francesca! 845 01:00:54,070 --> 01:00:56,820 - Sorry for the delay. - Marta? 846 01:00:57,630 --> 01:01:00,860 Can not do it, is under consideration. Greets you. 847 01:01:01,110 --> 01:01:03,670 What a pity! I tried calling but it is still disconnected. 848 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:06,300 Let it be, is in seclusion! Shall we go? 849 01:01:06,550 --> 01:01:08,190 This leads me. 850 01:01:08,950 --> 01:01:11,180 - I have your ticket. - Thank you. 851 01:01:11,430 --> 01:01:13,390 - How beautiful you are! - Merci. 852 01:01:15,670 --> 01:01:17,630 Dear Nicole, 853 01:01:17,870 --> 01:01:20,430 We are not talking trivial cosmetic surgery, 854 01:01:20,990 --> 01:01:23,430 Here we talk about contemporary art. 855 01:01:23,670 --> 01:01:26,820 If Michelangelo were alive today, Bernini and Rodin 856 01:01:27,070 --> 01:01:29,380 not carved in marble, but in silicon. 857 01:01:29,630 --> 01:01:32,540 Today I will give you a great opportunity, 858 01:01:32,790 --> 01:01:34,830 to start again to be reborn. 859 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:38,460 - I must also remove your bra? - Get him! 860 01:01:38,710 --> 01:01:41,070 I'm used to seeing bodies horrible and then we've known for years. 861 01:01:41,310 --> 01:01:42,660 Exactly... 862 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:50,020 Sit in the circle of light. 863 01:01:50,510 --> 01:01:52,660 Let's start with the body scanner. 864 01:01:58,710 --> 01:02:00,670 Hold your breath. 865 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:03,580 Close your eyes. 866 01:02:06,310 --> 01:02:08,030 Perfect! 867 01:02:09,710 --> 01:02:11,460 You can clothe. 868 01:02:12,030 --> 01:02:14,390 This is the situation. 869 01:02:15,150 --> 01:02:18,300 lntanto we remove these horrible Grandma's knickers! 870 01:02:19,670 --> 01:02:21,230 This is the side A: 871 01:02:21,790 --> 01:02:25,340 cellulite, stretch marks, adipose tissue on the sides, 872 01:02:25,590 --> 01:02:27,950 flabby triceps, chest deflated. 873 01:02:28,670 --> 01:02:31,030 We see the side B? 874 01:02:31,910 --> 01:02:33,660 Worse than the A side! 875 01:02:34,430 --> 01:02:37,390 A little 'maintenance you could do it! 876 01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:40,670 Do you have a small vial of cyanide? 877 01:02:40,910 --> 01:02:42,820 Watch... rigeneration! 878 01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:47,710 Weight loss, push-up effect... 879 01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:51,910 This will be the new Nicole... that chick! 880 01:02:57,990 --> 01:03:00,140 It seems Megan Fox with my face. 881 01:03:01,270 --> 01:03:04,630 And this is the estimate Megan Fox to become. 882 01:03:04,870 --> 01:03:06,830 I made you a discount. 883 01:03:07,070 --> 01:03:10,110 The friends of my ex-wives are my friends. 884 01:03:28,310 --> 01:03:31,540 (SPEAKS lN lNGLESE) We must pursue 885 01:03:31,790 --> 01:03:35,420 a Japanese whaling. 886 01:03:36,830 --> 01:03:40,460 We must be prepared to act, 887 01:03:40,710 --> 01:03:43,070 to intercept and stop her. 888 01:03:43,310 --> 01:03:45,270 What do you mean? 889 01:03:45,510 --> 01:03:47,870 Everything they tell you to do, do it. 890 01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:51,790 Sorry, I meant no foul"... 891 01:03:52,030 --> 01:03:53,780 I understand. 892 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:56,940 - We can do it! - Yes! 893 01:03:57,190 --> 01:03:58,940 Come on! 894 01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:04,420 - Help me to fix the lines? - I'm not capable. 895 01:04:04,670 --> 01:04:07,420 You are powerless, not paralyzed! 896 01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:15,550 In less than two hours we in paradise! 897 01:04:15,790 --> 01:04:17,540 I can not wait. 898 01:04:18,430 --> 01:04:21,980 - Can I come too? - Martha! 899 01:04:23,350 --> 01:04:26,710 - Change your mind? - Yes, I was convinced... lvan. 900 01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:29,100 Thanks, lvan! 901 01:04:29,670 --> 01:04:33,820 I'm too happy! Wait here, I'll be back. 902 01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:40,260 - How did you get first? - Hydrofoil. Give me the phone. 903 01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:43,470 Come on, it was a joke! 904 01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:46,350 Want to fight? And war is! 905 01:04:46,590 --> 01:04:49,550 - What war? Give me a kiss! - Kiss? 906 01:04:49,790 --> 01:04:53,830 One by one ball in the center. Today you play dirty, man. 907 01:05:01,710 --> 01:05:05,670 - There's your wife. - Where? - Here, talk to Eva. 908 01:05:07,190 --> 01:05:08,540 Fuck! 909 01:05:10,070 --> 01:05:12,820 - How are you? - Well, I switched on the fly. 910 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:15,220 What to talk about? 911 01:05:15,470 --> 01:05:17,780 Monica was telling me that after the competition 912 01:05:18,030 --> 01:05:20,860 you and you go a month in Greece. 913 01:05:21,110 --> 01:05:24,260 But not sure... 914 01:05:24,510 --> 01:05:28,060 It 'sure, but with the child you can never say, 915 01:05:28,310 --> 01:05:32,270 then let us not forget that happened between Sparta and Athens 916 01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:34,340 tensions are still alive, 917 01:05:34,590 --> 01:05:38,350 I would not want this summer dig up the hatchet, 918 01:05:38,590 --> 01:05:41,740 then enter the Peloponnese... 919 01:05:42,470 --> 01:05:45,030 the Tigris, the Euphrates... 920 01:05:45,270 --> 01:05:48,230 Yes, a erupts August the Trojan War! 921 01:05:49,190 --> 01:05:51,580 What a fool, always wants to play! 922 01:05:51,830 --> 01:05:55,460 - Yesterday's got tickets for the ferry. - Yes? 923 01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:59,550 Hurry up and win the championship because I have to rest. 924 01:06:01,550 --> 01:06:05,780 Escape, after a while 'I feed. Hello, love. 925 01:06:07,030 --> 01:06:09,590 - Hello. - Hello, Monica. 926 01:06:12,710 --> 01:06:16,470 - Have you got tickets yesterday. - Yes, but can be redeemed. 927 01:06:16,790 --> 01:06:20,550 - There is already understand... - Walter... 928 01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:24,150 I swear I tell you that by Saturday. 929 01:06:27,510 --> 01:06:31,060 Well, then Saturday night Come to dinner with me. 930 01:06:32,430 --> 01:06:34,580 Maybe you even stopped to sleep. 931 01:06:36,230 --> 01:06:37,980 Perfect. 932 01:06:55,830 --> 01:06:59,460 - In case you have no idea how... - Shut up. 933 01:07:10,310 --> 01:07:13,060 - Anyway, I knew it. - Two to one for me! 934 01:07:13,310 --> 01:07:17,540 And now trying to do the male and plan well the stakes, 935 01:07:17,790 --> 01:07:20,230 if not, tonight we fly away. 936 01:07:21,550 --> 01:07:24,990 - Bath? - Yes Andrew, we join later? 937 01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:28,190 Yes, I put the stakes and finish. 938 01:07:29,350 --> 01:07:32,580 Then we inflate also the mattresses. 939 01:07:32,830 --> 01:07:34,180 Done! 940 01:07:35,350 --> 01:07:39,310 You are teleported? Marta! Francesca! 941 01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:42,590 There is none. 942 01:07:49,710 --> 01:07:52,270 No, no! 943 01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:56,030 Marta! Francesca! What are you doing? 944 01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:59,820 - I'd say it was a paradise! - Are not you coming? Are you ashamed? 945 01:08:02,830 --> 01:08:06,380 As comes to mind so to come here? 946 01:08:07,030 --> 01:08:10,580 All dressed up... is indecent, there are also children. 947 01:08:10,830 --> 01:08:14,820 - It is bare! - Are you kidding? - He wants to make the voyeur? 948 01:08:15,070 --> 01:08:18,430 Respect the rules, otherwise where are we going to end? 949 01:08:18,670 --> 01:08:20,710 Disgusting pig! 950 01:08:23,110 --> 01:08:26,340 - Paola, you have a minute? - Yes. 951 01:08:26,590 --> 01:08:30,140 - We have known each other a lot, right? - Yes. 952 01:08:30,790 --> 01:08:33,350 I am a widower, 953 01:08:33,870 --> 01:08:36,020 are just many years. 954 01:08:36,270 --> 01:08:40,030 I have to ask something very important. 955 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:44,110 Renato, do not be offended, 956 01:08:44,910 --> 01:08:47,350 but you're not my type. 957 01:08:48,030 --> 01:08:49,990 You're not even my type. 958 01:08:51,150 --> 01:08:55,510 Tonight when we get out, I'll make you a question 959 01:08:56,350 --> 01:08:58,500 and you must answer: no. 960 01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:01,630 - No. - No, dry and firm. 961 01:09:01,870 --> 01:09:05,420 - A"no"is not denied to anyone! - Thank you. 962 01:09:05,670 --> 01:09:08,140 Evening barbecue and bonfire. 963 01:09:08,390 --> 01:09:10,540 - Are you two? - Ln three. 964 01:09:10,790 --> 01:09:13,540 - There is a friend? Maybe straight... - No, a friend. 965 01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:16,580 - Friend... so to speak. - There he is! 966 01:09:16,830 --> 01:09:19,900 - He is Andrea. - Hello everyone. 967 01:09:20,830 --> 01:09:24,190 As you see, Andrea is a very athletic boy. 968 01:09:24,430 --> 01:09:27,660 And 'the Journal of today? I can read the latest news... 969 01:09:27,910 --> 01:09:29,230 No. 970 01:09:29,470 --> 01:09:32,030 Got something to hide? 971 01:09:33,830 --> 01:09:35,580 Please. 972 01:09:37,990 --> 01:09:39,630 Bites? 973 01:09:39,870 --> 01:09:41,830 Two even! 974 01:09:44,950 --> 01:09:48,100 - Girls, are you okay? - No. 975 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:50,310 Not now. 976 01:09:50,550 --> 01:09:53,700 Would you like to go out to eat sushi together? 977 01:09:55,230 --> 01:09:57,980 No, unfortunately I have to do. 978 01:09:58,230 --> 01:10:02,070 - Let us? - No thanks, I do not feel tonight. 979 01:10:02,310 --> 01:10:04,060 Come on, is sushi! 980 01:10:04,310 --> 01:10:07,270 The last time I ate sushi, I spent 400 €. 981 01:10:07,510 --> 01:10:10,470 I offer myself, and if you do not like sushi We can go to the restaurant. 982 01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:14,860 Is there a place there where the food is bad, but bad... 983 01:10:15,470 --> 01:10:18,030 I'd like to, but not tonight. 984 01:10:18,270 --> 01:10:20,020 Thanks, Renato. 985 01:10:22,310 --> 01:10:23,870 Hello. 986 01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:51,070 So? What do we do? 987 01:10:51,950 --> 01:10:53,700 You sleep! 988 01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:56,510 - You sleep? - I would say yes. 989 01:10:57,470 --> 01:11:01,020 - I turn off the light? - Want to sleep with the lights on? 990 01:11:02,350 --> 01:11:06,500 - I turn it off, good night. - Good night. 991 01:11:12,590 --> 01:11:14,740 Sure we want to stay? 992 01:11:14,990 --> 01:11:17,740 Safe, secure, safe, secure... 993 01:11:19,230 --> 01:11:22,990 - How are glad you came! - What is mutual. 994 01:11:23,230 --> 01:11:25,790 - Good night. - 'Night. 995 01:11:30,710 --> 01:11:33,670 - But then it is very late... - I'll do with the teeth! 996 01:11:36,070 --> 01:11:38,820 - You sleep? - No. 997 01:11:45,950 --> 01:11:48,510 It 's my hand, you moron! 998 01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:51,260 Good night. 999 01:12:20,070 --> 01:12:22,030 A ship! 1000 01:12:22,270 --> 01:12:25,020 Why not ask if they have something for seasickness? 1001 01:12:25,270 --> 01:12:28,630 Nah, that's Whaling we hamper! 1002 01:12:29,510 --> 01:12:32,470 Hinder that? But it's giant! 1003 01:12:33,430 --> 01:12:35,990 they are the real giants! 1004 01:12:45,190 --> 01:12:47,180 If the harpoon, were killed. 1005 01:12:47,430 --> 01:12:51,660 ll our task is to make him lose time. 1006 01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:53,740 Why do not escape under water? 1007 01:12:53,990 --> 01:12:57,950 Instinct tells him to go surface when they are afraid. 1008 01:12:58,190 --> 01:13:00,750 The catch per fatigue. 1009 01:13:00,990 --> 01:13:04,750 - Check that in a while 'shooting at us! - What? - We shoot! 1010 01:13:09,470 --> 01:13:11,430 Beware! Down! 1011 01:13:38,270 --> 01:13:40,020 (SPEAKS lN GIAPPONESE) 1012 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:54,900 - Operate the pump. - The pump? 1013 01:13:55,150 --> 01:13:57,710 You have to stop him from taking aim. 1014 01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:16,460 Beware! 1015 01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:21,540 Was wrong! 1016 01:14:31,230 --> 01:14:34,990 - (CHIARA) made a mistake! - (Lvan) Yes! 1017 01:14:45,710 --> 01:14:49,150 You're right, but put yourself in my shoes. 1018 01:14:49,390 --> 01:14:52,750 ll child cried, thought to appendicitis, 1019 01:14:52,990 --> 01:14:56,220 we have taken to the hospital and luckily it was nothing 1020 01:14:56,510 --> 01:14:58,310 01:15:01,380 Walter, I must ask an important thing 1022 01:15:01,630 --> 01:15:04,460 but this time, be sincere, Do you promise? 1023 01:15:04,710 --> 01:15:06,350 Sure. 1024 01:15:07,950 --> 01:15:12,710 I will never play by the holder or I'll be always on the bench? 1025 01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:16,390 Since I coach, You've been the owner... 1026 01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:19,270 You know what I mean. 1027 01:15:21,430 --> 01:15:23,260 Bench or the owner? 1028 01:15:26,030 --> 01:15:27,380 Bench. 1029 01:15:27,950 --> 01:15:30,990 But then because you said"I love you"? 1030 01:15:31,510 --> 01:15:33,870 It 'just that you ask me. 1031 01:15:34,110 --> 01:15:37,260 There was the"I love you"in the phrase, 1032 01:15:37,510 --> 01:15:41,550 but was contained in the phrase "Feel". 1033 01:15:41,790 --> 01:15:43,780 It was a"love you"involuntary 1034 01:15:44,030 --> 01:15:45,910 01:15:48,380 I say to defuse... 1036 01:15:50,870 --> 01:15:53,230 I spent two days of hell. 1037 01:15:53,470 --> 01:15:55,780 Marta knew I was allergic to mushrooms 1038 01:15:56,030 --> 01:15:58,340 and crushed them in the sauce. 1039 01:15:58,590 --> 01:16:02,740 The last time you've blown up so much that seemed to Rocky Balboa. 1040 01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:07,100 In fact, I ran away, leaving Francesca at the mercy of the hyena. 1041 01:16:07,350 --> 01:16:09,230 - But yesterday, I retaliated. - What? 1042 01:16:09,470 --> 01:16:13,940 That threw me merdaccia among the jellyfish. 1043 01:16:14,190 --> 01:16:17,900 - What you are now? - 5 to 4, but tomorrow's draw. 1044 01:16:18,190 --> 01:16:21,420 I replaced the sunscreen with mayonnaise. 1045 01:16:21,670 --> 01:16:24,710 - 01:16:27,180 I salute you, have fun. 1047 01:16:27,430 --> 01:16:30,150 I was pleased see you work with us. 1048 01:16:30,390 --> 01:16:32,540 We do a big ass! 1049 01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:35,470 And I think it's worth it. 1050 01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:39,470 I thought you were more... 1051 01:16:40,950 --> 01:16:45,020 most selfish, arrogant, uncaring, misogynist... 1052 01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:48,830 Thanks for the compliments. 1053 01:16:49,350 --> 01:16:52,710 Also I thought you were more spinster, boring, sour. 1054 01:16:52,950 --> 01:16:56,180 - Also as a compliment. - Of course. 1055 01:16:56,430 --> 01:17:00,820 Sorry, there is an albatross dirty oil, I have to clean it, 1056 01:17:01,070 --> 01:17:05,030 instead of sitting here doing"Titanic" you give me a hand? 1057 01:17:05,270 --> 01:17:07,630 I am an expert on dirty albatross! 1058 01:17:07,870 --> 01:17:11,020 - Come on! - An expert... 1059 01:17:15,710 --> 01:17:17,750 This little thing that you have between your legs 1060 01:17:18,390 --> 01:17:21,350 will cause all your problems. 1061 01:17:21,950 --> 01:17:25,100 His fault, I've done a mess. 1062 01:17:25,550 --> 01:17:28,300 We hope that the mother knowing it, 1063 01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:31,300 otherwise we're in a half too that has nothing to do. 1064 01:17:32,870 --> 01:17:36,230 When you become a man, I understand and forgive me. 1065 01:17:36,790 --> 01:17:38,220 True? 1066 01:17:42,990 --> 01:17:47,940 With this irresponsible act, you played the scooter at age 14. 1067 01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:50,870 (RUMORl) What? 1068 01:17:52,110 --> 01:17:53,860 Sparano? 1069 01:17:56,350 --> 01:17:58,310 Oh God! 1070 01:18:02,190 --> 01:18:04,150 I think it's for you. 1071 01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:07,670 Now occurred. 1072 01:18:09,190 --> 01:18:12,230 - Eva, what are you doing? - Asshole! 1073 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:14,110 Quiet! 1074 01:18:14,950 --> 01:18:17,510 But what happened? 1075 01:18:18,390 --> 01:18:21,620 - Nothing, an uncontrolled ascent. - What have you done? 1076 01:18:21,870 --> 01:18:26,310 I have not convened for the final and was outraged. 1077 01:18:27,710 --> 01:18:30,670 - Your husband is a shit! - How dare you? 1078 01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:34,670 Just because you do not play? Are you crazy? 1079 01:18:34,910 --> 01:18:37,900 ln fact... all fall! 1080 01:18:38,150 --> 01:18:40,460 He needed to fuck 1081 01:18:40,710 --> 01:18:44,340 and I shall fall as a poor fool. 1082 01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:51,990 He has a lot of imagination... Love, where are you going? 1083 01:18:58,030 --> 01:19:00,990 I know that Walter is not Subbuteo playing tonight. 1084 01:19:01,230 --> 01:19:04,380 -What will be of harm to the condo? -At least € 5000. 1085 01:19:04,630 --> 01:19:07,990 - It 's the figure of shit... - That is priceless. 1086 01:19:09,670 --> 01:19:13,710 (VOCINA) Pig! My father told me right away! 1087 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:16,390 Forgive me, but do not do it for ten months. 1088 01:19:16,630 --> 01:19:18,430 (VOCINA) So what? 1089 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:21,550 I had your baby in your belly! 1090 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:23,940 Forgiveness was a moment of madness. 1091 01:19:24,190 --> 01:19:27,550 Yes, one moment... Tell me how Schiacciatrice crush you! 1092 01:19:27,790 --> 01:19:30,860 Porco, out of this house! 1093 01:19:31,110 --> 01:19:32,990 No, let us make peace. 1094 01:19:35,230 --> 01:19:37,870 Sorry, I did take. 1095 01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:44,980 Bet now comes out and says: "Friends, I made a mess!" 1096 01:19:45,230 --> 01:19:48,940 Here are at least 10,000 € of food per month. 1097 01:19:50,590 --> 01:19:54,470 When a man meets with her lover a woman with a baby... 1098 01:19:57,630 --> 01:20:02,660 - Friends, I made a mess. - They are dicks! 1099 01:20:04,630 --> 01:20:07,270 - You're a moron. - Problems? 1100 01:20:07,510 --> 01:20:11,500 I had two crabs in the bag I have crunched the iPod, 1101 01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:13,390 Do you know something? 1102 01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:16,830 the crabs in the Corsica are big music fans. 1103 01:20:17,070 --> 01:20:20,300 Guys, I decided what do you do tonight to celebrate. 1104 01:20:20,550 --> 01:20:23,270 - What? - A horseback riding. 1105 01:20:23,510 --> 01:20:26,470 - Strong! - A horse? 1106 01:20:26,990 --> 01:20:30,430 - We know to go, right? - Of course, I was born on a farm. 1107 01:20:30,670 --> 01:20:33,820 - Whew! And you? - "Me? 1108 01:20:34,910 --> 01:20:36,950 Sure! 1109 01:20:37,190 --> 01:20:39,830 I tell you one thing: Palio di Siena! 1110 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,420 (ANDREA) How I came to mind to do this shit? 1111 01:20:48,230 --> 01:20:50,190 (ANDREA) Stop him! 1112 01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:52,790 Still, damn it! 1113 01:20:53,030 --> 01:20:55,750 How do you stop this horse? 1114 01:20:57,630 --> 01:20:59,430 What a great idea you had! 1115 01:20:59,670 --> 01:21:02,710 -Where did you learn to ride like that? -It 's a method of my own! 1116 01:21:02,950 --> 01:21:06,230 (MARTA) Let those who come first the riding! Go! 1117 01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:08,030 Piano! 1118 01:21:09,830 --> 01:21:11,980 (ANDREA) Stop! 1119 01:21:14,990 --> 01:21:17,220 Wait for me, dammit! 1120 01:21:24,790 --> 01:21:26,620 What a hit! 1121 01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:37,990 - Thanks for the great experience. - Nothing. 1122 01:21:38,230 --> 01:21:39,980 A great trip. 1123 01:21:40,830 --> 01:21:42,390 Listen... 1124 01:21:43,510 --> 01:21:45,870 I can tell you something else? 1125 01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:51,060 I was an idiot to try it with you. 1126 01:21:52,070 --> 01:21:54,630 What you're giving me now... 1127 01:21:55,670 --> 01:21:58,470 is much more satisfying sex. 1128 01:21:59,230 --> 01:22:01,270 You are cheerful, intelligent, beautiful, 1129 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:04,110 sensitive. 1130 01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:06,790 Saddle is the last of my... 1131 01:22:33,030 --> 01:22:37,070 Ladies and Gentlemen, the return of the living dead! 1132 01:22:37,790 --> 01:22:40,230 I told you, are not powerless. 1133 01:22:53,350 --> 01:22:57,310 - I love you. - No, now is not the case. 1134 01:22:58,030 --> 01:22:59,990 - No? - No. 1135 01:23:01,430 --> 01:23:03,990 - And now? - Not true. 1136 01:23:11,150 --> 01:23:12,710 It's six. 1137 01:23:12,950 --> 01:23:16,710 Sorry, I have the course of tango, bring it on file. 1138 01:23:17,270 --> 01:23:19,230 Take care! 1139 01:23:23,590 --> 01:23:25,150 Renato! 1140 01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:27,700 Hello. 1141 01:23:27,950 --> 01:23:29,990 - This sends you Paola. - Thank you. 1142 01:23:30,230 --> 01:23:32,670 Beautiful! E 'yours? 1143 01:23:33,470 --> 01:23:35,270 What do you do? 1144 01:23:38,110 --> 01:23:40,670 And 'old... ie, traditional. 1145 01:23:40,910 --> 01:23:44,220 This is the machine that went to the moon. 1146 01:23:45,350 --> 01:23:48,900 The world is digital, but in the film. 1147 01:23:49,470 --> 01:23:51,910 It is neither color or black and white, 1148 01:23:52,150 --> 01:23:55,110 but it is full of shades of gray. 1149 01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:59,980 I'll show you something. 1150 01:24:08,110 --> 01:24:10,670 - Please. - What? 1151 01:24:10,910 --> 01:24:13,270 This is my darkroom. 1152 01:24:13,990 --> 01:24:17,540 Between a binder and the other sometimes spends so much time! 1153 01:24:18,870 --> 01:24:20,020 Look. 1154 01:24:21,270 --> 01:24:24,820 This is a roll, keep it in hand. 1155 01:24:25,350 --> 01:24:28,980 The film is gelatin, is a living thing. 1156 01:24:29,870 --> 01:24:31,830 Development here and die here. 1157 01:24:32,670 --> 01:24:35,820 And these are my photos. 1158 01:24:36,910 --> 01:24:38,870 They are beautiful. 1159 01:24:39,870 --> 01:24:42,430 This is one of my favorites. 1160 01:24:43,310 --> 01:24:47,540 We are in Mongolia, we slept in a tent, 1161 01:24:47,790 --> 01:24:50,940 and then in the morning I did a ride. 1162 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:53,100 - You? - I. 1163 01:24:53,350 --> 01:24:56,900 (ALARM) Six and a quarter... come! 1164 01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:59,100 Run! 1165 01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:02,740 Five seconds... 1166 01:25:02,990 --> 01:25:04,870 four... 1167 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:08,100 No! 1168 01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:10,710 Good grief! 1169 01:25:10,950 --> 01:25:13,510 Maurizio! 1170 01:25:14,710 --> 01:25:16,460 Maurizio! 1171 01:25:16,710 --> 01:25:19,270 Damn, I'm sorry. 1172 01:25:20,350 --> 01:25:22,020 Explain to me? 1173 01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:25,660 The door is reinforced to protect archive information, 1174 01:25:25,910 --> 01:25:29,270 Opening and closing are controlled by an automatic time 1175 01:25:29,510 --> 01:25:31,950 which is activated at 6:15 p. m. sharp. 1176 01:25:32,550 --> 01:25:36,510 - What is the problem? Telephony. - No field below. 1177 01:25:37,070 --> 01:25:39,820 - There will be a landline. - About yes, not here. 1178 01:25:42,550 --> 01:25:44,110 Vigilance! 1179 01:25:44,350 --> 01:25:47,100 The supervisor has already left. 1180 01:25:47,350 --> 01:25:49,310 You're telling me... 1181 01:25:49,550 --> 01:25:53,540 I hope that you have no commitments up at 7 tomorrow morning. 1182 01:25:53,790 --> 01:25:57,230 - Oh! - Stay calm! - Calm shit! 1183 01:25:57,470 --> 01:26:00,620 I want to go back home, I'm hungry, thirsty... 1184 01:26:00,870 --> 01:26:02,940 This is not a problem. 1185 01:26:04,310 --> 01:26:06,460 Tuna, pea and ham. 1186 01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:10,660 Soup, bacon, cheese, chocolate, biscuits, wine. 1187 01:26:10,910 --> 01:26:14,220 If the lady has some desire, We are here to serve. 1188 01:26:19,470 --> 01:26:22,830 01:26:24,420 I get off. 1190 01:26:26,350 --> 01:26:29,310 - Look who's here! - Doctor, how are you? 1191 01:26:29,550 --> 01:26:32,350 the good, you? There are three sessions that do not come. 1192 01:26:32,590 --> 01:26:36,030 - I was out. - Did you what did I tell you? 1193 01:26:36,270 --> 01:26:38,100 Have you tried using the station? 1194 01:26:38,350 --> 01:26:40,990 Yes, I had to get to the South Pole, 1195 01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:43,140 a horrifying experience! 1196 01:26:43,390 --> 01:26:45,540 But the bird? 1197 01:26:47,150 --> 01:26:49,510 01:26:53,870 01:26:59,390 Asshole! 1200 01:26:59,630 --> 01:27:01,590 Asshole! 1201 01:27:03,710 --> 01:27:05,670 I can tell you something? 1202 01:27:05,910 --> 01:27:07,710 Chiara... 1203 01:27:08,830 --> 01:27:10,790 not bad. 1204 01:27:11,670 --> 01:27:13,630 I'm in love with her, 1205 01:27:13,870 --> 01:27:16,310 am the happiest man in the world. 1206 01:27:16,550 --> 01:27:18,700 You know what? 1207 01:27:18,950 --> 01:27:22,310 That your friend down there if they had noticed it before you. 1208 01:27:24,310 --> 01:27:27,670 I'm going to a conference premature ejaculation. 1209 01:27:28,470 --> 01:27:31,700 Take care, "Hold on! 1210 01:27:33,670 --> 01:27:35,020 What a guy! 1211 01:27:36,350 --> 01:27:39,790 - You're done. - Love you crazy? 1212 01:27:42,430 --> 01:27:44,870 - What did you call? - Love. 1213 01:27:47,190 --> 01:27:50,230 As long as you call me Frigid"hippies"steps, 1214 01:27:50,470 --> 01:27:53,220 so you're an idiot that collects briefs 1215 01:27:54,110 --> 01:27:57,950 but if there is one thing that pisses me off is the hypocrisy. 1216 01:27:58,190 --> 01:28:01,340 You do not know what respect, let alone love! 1217 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,310 Goodbye! 1218 01:28:08,190 --> 01:28:12,420 Final league: Novara against Pesaro. 1219 01:28:12,670 --> 01:28:15,310 'And' the game of truth for Bertocchi, 1220 01:28:15,550 --> 01:28:18,380 01:28:22,740 - Where's Eve? - I do not know why you ask me? 1222 01:28:22,990 --> 01:28:26,900 - Who should I ask? - There are many people... 1223 01:28:27,150 --> 01:28:30,110 Bertocchi, we do not make jokes tonight. 1224 01:28:30,910 --> 01:28:35,460 I tried calling and the phone turned off. 1225 01:28:35,710 --> 01:28:39,150 Do you know what happens If we lose tonight, right? 1226 01:28:40,110 --> 01:28:44,660 E-SW-NE-RO. 1227 01:28:44,910 --> 01:28:47,470 - Bravo. - Thank you, Chairman. 1228 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:50,950 Come on, crushed! 1229 01:28:51,190 --> 01:28:53,150 (BELL) 1230 01:28:57,070 --> 01:28:59,900 - What do you want? - I wanted to apologize. 1231 01:29:00,150 --> 01:29:02,030 Sorry my ass! 1232 01:29:14,230 --> 01:29:15,510 No! 1233 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:20,190 (TELECRONISTA) Bertocchi Walter is in trouble, 1234 01:29:20,430 --> 01:29:23,790 forced to deploy the Cuban Gomez, 1235 01:29:24,030 --> 01:29:27,870 because of the mysterious absence of Castelli. 1236 01:29:30,230 --> 01:29:31,580 Go! 1237 01:29:32,590 --> 01:29:34,550 (CRONISTA) One to zero for Pesaro. 1238 01:29:48,950 --> 01:29:51,390 Not sure how long someone no cooking for me. 1239 01:29:52,630 --> 01:29:57,260 - It was all delicious. - Ln a life I did the previous chef. 1240 01:29:58,470 --> 01:30:01,700 I made the dog trainer, I rented bicycles, 1241 01:30:01,950 --> 01:30:03,590 I did the acrobat. 1242 01:30:03,830 --> 01:30:06,060 Yes, the acrobat! 1243 01:30:11,870 --> 01:30:13,430 Well done! 1244 01:30:15,070 --> 01:30:19,030 - And now you do a somersault. - No, I trust, stop! 1245 01:30:19,430 --> 01:30:22,070 Rather, I am out of practice. 1246 01:30:22,710 --> 01:30:24,750 - How many lives did you have? - Three. 1247 01:30:24,990 --> 01:30:27,630 No, maybe four. 1248 01:30:28,630 --> 01:30:32,390 And maybe there will be a fifth, right? 1249 01:30:35,630 --> 01:30:37,190 Mah.. 1250 01:30:38,030 --> 01:30:40,990 The first year I came here to play 1251 01:30:41,590 --> 01:30:43,420 success is a mess. 1252 01:30:44,990 --> 01:30:47,350 I was pregnant with a bastard. 1253 01:30:49,430 --> 01:30:51,790 I was lost in love 1254 01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:55,790 and when I told him, I shouted he did not care about me 1255 01:30:56,630 --> 01:30:58,590 and then disappeared. 1256 01:31:00,790 --> 01:31:03,750 After I lost my baby. 1257 01:31:05,990 --> 01:31:07,950 I was a little girl. 1258 01:31:09,670 --> 01:31:14,430 The only person I was close in those days was my coach. 1259 01:31:16,950 --> 01:31:20,180 I just wanted to tell you that Walter is a great person 1260 01:31:20,430 --> 01:31:22,180 And I... 1261 01:31:23,990 --> 01:31:25,950 and I'm in love. 1262 01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:29,700 I'm sorry. 1263 01:31:29,950 --> 01:31:32,310 If I had not broken boxes, 1264 01:31:32,550 --> 01:31:34,910 he would never have betrayed. 1265 01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:40,710 Because he loves you. 1266 01:31:42,550 --> 01:31:44,300 He loves you. 1267 01:31:47,910 --> 01:31:51,820 Help the planet! What to do if of a nuclear accident! 1268 01:31:52,070 --> 01:31:56,030 Guys, want to know what to do or do you not care about anything? 1269 01:31:57,550 --> 01:32:00,110 lvan, help me, Only you can save me. 1270 01:32:00,350 --> 01:32:02,950 You're in the right place, help animals in need. 1271 01:32:03,190 --> 01:32:06,550 I can not talk to Clare I do not know where it is. 1272 01:32:07,270 --> 01:32:09,420 - It 'game? - Yes. 1273 01:32:09,670 --> 01:32:12,420 Shit, I knew it! Where is he? 1274 01:32:12,950 --> 01:32:16,790 Clare said who does not want to see you, 1275 01:32:18,110 --> 01:32:21,660 so I can not tell you which is in the Cetacean Sanctuary. 1276 01:32:22,470 --> 01:32:24,620 And where exactly? 1277 01:32:25,670 --> 01:32:28,630 I swore to clarify that I would not have said 1278 01:32:28,870 --> 01:32:32,630 which is located between Liguria and Corsica, not insist. 1279 01:32:32,870 --> 01:32:36,500 These are the coordinates of the ship I've never given. 1280 01:32:38,190 --> 01:32:39,830 Thank you, the better. 1281 01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:44,310 - (Lvan) Good boy! - Look at Clara is angry. 1282 01:32:44,550 --> 01:32:46,350 I love violent women. 1283 01:32:49,150 --> 01:32:50,900 Touch you! 1284 01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:06,100 Mia! 1285 01:33:06,350 --> 01:33:09,100 No, a minimum of dignity! Time-out! 1286 01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:12,460 Simply, there is a limit to everything! 1287 01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:17,660 Girls, never to the ball to Gomez, okay? 1288 01:33:17,910 --> 01:33:20,470 (PUBBLICO Rejoice) 1289 01:33:35,750 --> 01:33:39,710 - Why have you thought about? - Someone asked me... 1290 01:33:40,790 --> 01:33:42,750 That still loves you. 1291 01:33:46,630 --> 01:33:50,390 Exchange, enter the Castle, Gomez comes out. 1292 01:33:51,430 --> 01:33:52,910 Come on! 1293 01:33:55,430 --> 01:33:58,980 Mister, because I replace? 1294 01:33:59,790 --> 01:34:02,430 Because you're a duffer, 1295 01:34:02,670 --> 01:34:06,430 a very large, immeasurable suck! 1296 01:34:28,590 --> 01:34:31,150 Come on, down... 1297 01:35:13,790 --> 01:35:17,230 If the item will Novara, win the Scudetto. 1298 01:36:28,150 --> 01:36:29,500 Thanks. 1299 01:36:31,430 --> 01:36:34,180 Tomorrow, I ask the president to be sold, 1300 01:36:34,430 --> 01:36:36,790 I do not like to sit on the bench. 1301 01:36:38,630 --> 01:36:40,590 I'm sorry. 1302 01:36:40,830 --> 01:36:42,790 Me too. 1303 01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:47,980 I am ready. 1304 01:37:02,390 --> 01:37:06,350 (BOY) And now Frank has to kiss... 1305 01:37:07,110 --> 01:37:09,940 - Andrea. - (TUTTLE) No, Martha! 1306 01:37:10,190 --> 01:37:12,750 You do decide to celebrated. 1307 01:37:13,430 --> 01:37:14,990 All right. 1308 01:37:25,190 --> 01:37:27,750 (TUTTLE) Oh... 1309 01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:38,740 (TUTTLE) OLE! 1310 01:37:39,830 --> 01:37:41,980 Bravo! 1311 01:37:43,670 --> 01:37:45,100 Enjoy! 1312 01:37:46,750 --> 01:37:48,980 Marta, where are you going? 1313 01:37:49,230 --> 01:37:51,590 Let her go, then go. 1314 01:37:56,230 --> 01:37:58,790 (RENATO) And now... magic. 1315 01:38:00,790 --> 01:38:02,940 Do not even look like me. 1316 01:38:03,190 --> 01:38:05,020 Rather you. 1317 01:38:06,350 --> 01:38:08,710 You're beautiful. 1318 01:38:22,950 --> 01:38:24,180 Hey! 1319 01:38:25,710 --> 01:38:28,270 Is there something wrong? 1320 01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:32,110 But I really like me? 1321 01:38:34,630 --> 01:38:37,190 No, you do not like you, 1322 01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:41,380 I'm in love with you twelve years. 1323 01:38:43,670 --> 01:38:45,310 What a record! 1324 01:38:52,470 --> 01:38:55,110 What did I tell you! 1325 01:38:55,350 --> 01:38:56,780 Kiss! 1326 01:38:58,710 --> 01:39:02,260 Fifty € fucking half an hour. 1327 01:39:02,510 --> 01:39:04,870 Now we leave them alone. 1328 01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:08,710 Everybody out! 1329 01:39:16,310 --> 01:39:17,660 Monica! 1330 01:39:22,070 --> 01:39:23,500 Monica! 1331 01:39:34,710 --> 01:39:38,150 - How are you? - Good. 1332 01:39:44,550 --> 01:39:46,990 Who are these two fat guys? 1333 01:39:49,750 --> 01:39:51,310 These? 1334 01:39:52,790 --> 01:39:54,750 They are the uncles of Molise. 1335 01:39:54,990 --> 01:39:58,540 Remember who are facing difficulties to speak Italian? 1336 01:39:58,790 --> 01:40:01,780 We have got that horrible under the horse dies. 1337 01:40:02,030 --> 01:40:05,260 It was a dead donkey... ugly. 1338 01:40:05,510 --> 01:40:07,070 Horrible. 1339 01:40:07,430 --> 01:40:09,180 Watch... 1340 01:40:09,430 --> 01:40:12,390 These are my classmates. 1341 01:40:12,630 --> 01:40:16,260 - I remember them... ugly. - Bruttini! 1342 01:41:42,510 --> 01:41:45,870 - Do you think this gesture is enough for you to forgive? - Yes. 1343 01:41:47,510 --> 01:41:48,940 I love you. 1344 01:41:50,430 --> 01:41:52,790 Now that is? 1345 01:41:53,750 --> 01:41:55,310 Vale. 1346 01:42:13,430 --> 01:42:15,340 But now you come back down 1347 01:42:15,590 --> 01:42:18,420 and pick up all this triumph of g-strings, 1348 01:42:18,670 --> 01:42:20,710 why are you polluting the sea. 1349 01:42:22,750 --> 01:42:25,710 - Seriously? - Not at all '. 1350 01:42:27,190 --> 01:42:28,940 Orders! 1351 01:42:43,550 --> 01:42:46,590 - Hello! - What are you doing here? 1352 01:42:47,630 --> 01:42:50,380 You had no shelter today? 1353 01:42:50,630 --> 01:42:52,510 I guess I'm healed. 1354 01:43:07,550 --> 01:43:09,510 (TELEFONINO) 1355 01:43:10,630 --> 01:43:13,270 - What the fuck you want? - <(ANDREA) That way! 1356 01:43:13,510 --> 01:43:16,950 01:43:18,510 Bravo! 1358 01:43:18,750 --> 01:43:20,980 01:43:22,980 01:43:25,380 Salutamela. The third? 1361 01:43:26,390 --> 01:43:30,300 The third is that you were right, hydrofoil is done first. 1362 01:43:47,310 --> 01:43:50,060 - Hello. - And Francesca? 1363 01:43:50,310 --> 01:43:51,870 Who? 1364 01:43:52,110 --> 01:43:55,070 That bitch undecided that made us fight? 1365 01:43:55,790 --> 01:43:59,550 - I do not know. - How can you not love you? 1366 01:44:00,550 --> 01:44:03,590 - Let's make peace? - Kissing you all! 1367 01:44:06,470 --> 01:44:09,700 - Stop fighting with women! - I swear! 1368 01:44:09,950 --> 01:44:12,700 I closed it with women, at least for this summer. 1369 01:44:12,950 --> 01:44:16,500 I do not want to see a woman for the rest of the holiday. 1370 01:44:36,310 --> 01:44:39,270 - I saw you first. - No, and no one is a lesbian. 1371 01:44:39,510 --> 01:44:41,660 Not at all, is convinced straight! 1372 01:44:41,910 --> 01:44:44,790 Want to bet a week of dominance? 1373 01:44:45,030 --> 01:44:46,510 A month! 1374 01:44:48,030 --> 01:44:57,510 Translated by RUBELRAF:P -SUB-iTA-T4P3->>>Translation_RUBELRAF>>>SUB-Eng- 99931

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