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"And finally, our friendship has been
a port of comfort in the storm of life."
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Sincerely, Milton D. Krupnick.
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Wow.
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You really take this whole yearbook
signing thing seriously, don't you?
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Yeah. I can't wait to see
what you wrote in mine.
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"Take care."
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I wasn't finished.
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"Take care...
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dude."
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Guys! Guys!
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The letter from the Otai Academy came in.
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It's the greatest martial arts academy
in the world.
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I'm either in or out.
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I'm so nervous.
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- I can't open it.
- Oh, I will.
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Ooh.
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Huh.
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Mm-hm.
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Both: well?
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Mm-hm.
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(slurps)
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I'm in.
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I'm in!
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Yeah!
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Wow.
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So you and Jerry are leaving.
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Wait, where's Jerry going?
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Oh, the Seaford Animal Park
is sending him to Kenya
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for a research project.
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He's gonna live with a family of baboons.
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Why'd they pick him?
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(groans)
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Oh, yeah.
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That was a good nap.
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That is why they picked him.
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- I'm gonna go tell Rudy about Otai.
- Mm-hm.
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Wow.
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I can't believe everyone is moving away.
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Hey, when do we tell the guys
we're moving to Washington, DC
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to work as spies?
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We can't, remember?
That would only put them in danger.
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All we can say is that
we both got scholarships
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to the Biltmore Academy, okay?
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(Jerry screams)
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- (yelling)
- We got a baboon on the loose.
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Baboon on the loose!
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Stand back. Stand back.
I'm gonna tranq him.
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- No, Joan. He's not. No--
- Don't do that. No, no--
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- (Jerry screams)
- Got him.
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(thuds)
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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Looks like you're all going
your separate ways.
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I promised I wouldn't cry.
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Rudy, you've been crying for two days.
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(sobbing)
You know me so well.
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The, uh, important thing is...
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we'll always be connected
by the Wasabi code.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna tell you guys the story
of the first Wasabi Warriors
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and how the code came to be.
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(groans)
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Rudy, is this gonna be
another one of your long-winded--
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- (blows)
- (coughs)
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"Long ago, on the other side of the world
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stood the temple of Wasabi,
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where great masters developed
a peaceful martial art
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called the Wasabi Way.
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Rudy: The dragon's eye, a magical stone,
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shined bright over the village
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and brought peace to the land.
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But then, a gang called the Black Dragons
led by an evil master
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invaded the temple
and stole the dragon's eye.
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Darkness fell over the land.
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The town of Wasabi lived in fear
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until a stranger came to the village
and changed everything."
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Bamboo boarding is against the law, fella.
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Read the sign.
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Jack: "By decree of the Black Dragons,
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no fun is permitted
in the village of Wasabi."
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Mm-hm. You, my friend
are getting a ticket.
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(sighs)
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(chuckles)
I just love writing these things.
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- So you're having fun?
- Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
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I could do this--
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Holy hand-roll.
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Now, I gotta ticket myself.
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And it's my third one,
so it's off to jail with me.
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Here we go.
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Now, we can do this the easy way,
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or we can do it the hard.
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(Joan grunts)
That's police brutality!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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this is the exact dragon
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that will be performing at the festival
for the Black Dragons
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tonight at the temple!
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All: Yay.
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Whoo, tough village.
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Scratch, claw, hiss, and fire!
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Fire!
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I said "fire"!
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(crowd cheers)
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I hate this village.
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Staffs: Hello!
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Hey, where is my sushi?
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I've been waiting for half an hour.
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You have to be very careful
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when you're working
with the blue-tailed porcupine fish.
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They have shooting quills
that contain venom.
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(air whooshes)
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The venom works instantly!
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- (Phil screams)
- Staffs: Hello!
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Oh!
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Thank you.
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I'm Kim-Yee.
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It's an honor, pretty lady.
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My name is Jack-Hai.
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But you can call me
the mysterious stranger,
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the lone wolf,
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he who walks the righteous path--
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Yeah, I'm going with Jack-Hai.
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I don't have any money.
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Do you think
they'd let me wash dishes here for food?
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(both chuckle)
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He thinks Phil washes the dishes.
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(chimes)
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(yells)
Hey, hi. What's up?
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Oh, great.
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Frank-Foo is gonna make up another one
of his fake Black Dragon taxes.
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Time to pay your "sitting around
looking dumb in the sushi restaurant" tax.
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Oh, no, this one's legit, yo.
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There's my little Black Dragon.
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I, uh, stayed up all night
making you this origami swan.
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Aw, I'll treasure it forever.
(chuckles)
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I said pay up.
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Hey, who is that guy?
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His name is Frank-Foo.
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He collects the fake taxes
for the Black Dragons.
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And he's gonna marry Kim-Yee.
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- Him?
- Yeah.
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Pay up, losers.
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They're not paying.
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Oh, really?
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(grunts)
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You should not do that thing
you just did probably.
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Dude, you really gotta work
on that catchphrase.
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(both grunting)
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Mil-tong, he's using martial arts.
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That's against the law.
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(giggles)
Yeah, it is.
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(grunting)
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In a second, this place
is gonna be crawling with Black Dragons.
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(blows)
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(blowing air)
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(blows)
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Oh, I got you, Frank-Foo.
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(whistles)
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Oh, really Jerry-Cong? Really?
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Jack-Hai, you gotta get out of here.
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(tense music)
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This rickshaw is top of the line.
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It's even got a new feature,
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a pouch you can keep your wig in.
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It's called a "driver-side hair-bag."
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Jerry-Cong, Mil-Tong,
you're late for training.
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(whispers)
Come on.
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(pants)
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Rudi-Kai, we saw a stranger
doing something crazy at Sushi Phil's.
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Ordering seconds?
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Not that crazy.
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No, his name was Jack-Hai,
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and he kicked Frank-Foo's butt
using martial arts.
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Where did he go?
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Oh, he ran off.
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He's probably a million miles from here.
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Or that could be him
right here on the mat.
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- Hey.
- Guys, you gotta hide me.
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There's a crazy lady after me.
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(Joan imitating siren wailing)
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(wailing stops)
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Ha!
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Have you seen that boy that used karate?
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All: no.
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Oh, really?
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Then what happened
with your wall back there?
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- What, that?
- Uh-huh.
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(stammers)
That's just our new...
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hole.
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We just had it put in.
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It's the latest in-home ventilation.
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All right.
Well, if you see him, let me know.
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You know, the Black Dragons
put a price on his head,
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and mama wants to get
one of those fancy new holes.
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Hey, thanks for hiding me.
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Wow, it's been a while
since I've seen one of these.
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(exhales)
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(grunting)
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That was a Wasabi move.
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How do you know the Wasabi Way?
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My grandfather taught me
before the Black Dragons banished him
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and destroyed my village.
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That's why we have to keep
this dojo a secret.
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I'm teaching them the Wasabi Way.
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You should stay and train with us.
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With your help,
we could defeat the Black Dragons.
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Sorry, guys. I'm better off alone.
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If you have nothing,
you have nothing to lose.
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Jack-Hai...
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Many reeds together are unbreakable.
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But a single reed breaks easily.
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It breaks easily.
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It breaks easily.
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(exhales)
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Stupid unbreakable reed!
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I weakened it for you.
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My point is...
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there's nothing stronger than family.
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My grandfather said the same thing
about family.
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Look where it got him.
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I gotta go.
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The Black Dragons will be looking for you,
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so take the old path
through the cherry blossom trees.
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And if you change your mind,
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I'll be training them to become warriors
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so one day, we can end
the rule of the Black Dragons.
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- Ow!
- Aah!
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Sadly, I probably won't live
to see that day.
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(light music)
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Oh, thanks for the wake-up call, guys,
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but I'm gonna snooze for another five.
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Or I could just get up now.
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(grunting)
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(groans)
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Hey, take it easy.
I don't know what your game is,
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but I'm both confused and very interested.
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I'm helping you escape.
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But aren't you a Black Dragon,
engaged to Frank?
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Not by choice.
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I mean, the Black Dragons
threatened to harm my family
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if I didn't agree to marry him.
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Well, that's great.
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Uh, that means you're not really
interested in Frank,
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which means that...
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(mumbles)
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The whole family thing's a real bummer.
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How'd you learn to fight like that?
262
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,495
For the past two years,
263
00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:53,383
I've been locked up
in the Black Dragon's temple.
264
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:56,710
The only thing for me to do
is either karate or the dishes.
265
00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,082
(both grunt)
266
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,375
And I really hate doing the dishes.
267
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:04,249
Look, the Black Dragons are after you,
268
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,165
and they know that
Rudi-Kai was hiding you.
269
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,580
I'm gonna help you get out of town.
270
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:09,919
Wait, that means Rudi-Kai and the guys
are in trouble.
271
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,670
They protected me. I can't leave.
272
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:13,000
I need to make sure they're okay.
273
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:13,923
(grunts)
274
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,419
I also hate doing the dishes.
275
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:19,463
Guys!
276
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:22,915
We're too late.
277
00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,167
The Black Dragons destroyed the place.
278
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,630
(Mil-Tong and Jerry-Cong groaning)
279
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:32,579
Hey.
280
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,380
(yells)
281
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,543
I mean, what it do, girl?
282
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,875
What is she doing here?
283
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,919
It's okay, guys. She saved me.
What happened?
284
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,830
Rudi-Kai didn't tell them
anything about you,
285
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:44,957
but when they found the dojo,
286
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:47,501
they arrested him
for illegally teaching the Wasabi Way.
287
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,581
Tonight at the end of the Dragon festival,
288
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,287
they're gonna throw Rudi-Kai
into the bottomless pit.
289
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:53,919
Rudi-Kai's family.
290
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,752
We have to go save him, Mil-Tong.
291
00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:58,884
Then I'm going with you.
292
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,077
Well, if you're going, I'm going.
293
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,875
Well, if she's going, we're going.
294
00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:04,829
We were already going.
295
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,787
Oh, great. That just leaves you, Jack.
You want to go?
296
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,627
Villagers aren't allowed
at the Dragon festival.
297
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,709
How are we gonna sneak
into the temple unnoticed?
298
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,788
Bobby: Hello, dragon. We're dancing.
299
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,747
We're circling. We're mean.
300
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,044
I have an idea.
301
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,208
(light music)
302
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:26,495
Stop it.
303
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:27,712
No.
304
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,075
Stop it.
(giggles)
305
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,166
Stop.
306
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,920
(chuckles)
307
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,375
Jack-Hai: All right, guys.
308
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,625
So we'll just dance right over
to the bottomless pit,
309
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,749
I'll slip out, untie Rudi-Kai,
310
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,875
and then we'll all just dragon dance
right out of here.
311
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,039
Okay, cool. Good.
312
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:45,882
And now...
313
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,168
Famed drummer Mai-Jam!
314
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,830
Oh, yeah! That's Mai-Jam!
315
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,043
You're embarrassing me, honeybun.
316
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,962
Now, go inside and be a good girl
and do the dishes.
317
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:09,882
(grunts)
318
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,253
Wedding's off.
319
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,576
They're here to save Rudi-Kai.
320
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,577
Cut the rope!
321
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,327
(yelps)
322
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,627
(Rudi-Kai yells)
323
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:34,004
Jack-Hai, you saved my life.
324
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:34,963
Come on, guys.
325
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,213
Oh.
326
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,632
I am the Dark Master.
327
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,129
He is the Dark Master.
328
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,998
Leader of all that is evil.
329
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,423
Leader of all that is--
330
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,380
Frank!
331
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,498
We talked about this.
332
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:52,463
Sorry.
333
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:54,785
(clears throat)
334
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,290
Dark Master: You are the last
practitioners of the Wasabi Way,
335
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:03,000
and when I destroy you,
I will destroy the Wasabi Way forever.
336
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,748
It's not gonna happen.
337
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,537
(thuds)
338
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,173
Looks like it might happen.
339
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,205
(shouts)
340
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,920
(grunting)
341
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,285
(groans)
342
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,165
(grunting)
343
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,245
Holy Chinese New Year nuts!
344
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,078
(grunts)
345
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:44,964
We're getting crushed out there.
346
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,041
The dragon's eye makes him too powerful.
347
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,825
Guys, there's only one thing
that's stronger than the dragon's eye.
348
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:51,747
Family.
349
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:53,955
If it weren't for you guys,
350
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,131
I would have been the one
hanging over the bottomless pit.
351
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,248
I wouldn't have been crying like a baby.
352
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,923
Hey, it's really scary
when you're up there.
353
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,633
What I'm trying to say is
we really are stronger together.
354
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,960
I have a plan,
but I'm gonna need all of you.
355
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,245
You can't hide forever, so come out.
356
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,246
Seriously, come out.
I've got a massage at 4:00,
357
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,745
and it's too late to get my money back.
358
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:16,996
(Kim-Yee grunts)
359
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,250
(grunting)
360
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,667
(suspenseful music)
361
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:34,995
Now!
362
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,670
(groans)
363
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,787
From this day forward,
364
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:55,208
let's swear by the light
of the dragon's eye
365
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,330
to be loyal and honest and never say die.
366
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,630
All: Wasabi!
367
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,788
Rudy: "And thanks
to those first Wasabi warriors...
368
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,498
peace was restored to the land."
369
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,418
(gasps)
370
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:11,752
Oh!
371
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:14,674
What? What? Oh, my...
(gasps)
372
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,075
(Joan grunts)
373
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,830
Rudy: "And under the cherry blossom tree,
374
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,417
Jack-Hai and Kim-Yee
375
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,750
discovered a love
that would last an eternity."
376
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:45,331
Whoa.
377
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,457
Wow.
378
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,752
Rudy, that was an amazing story.
379
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,924
I can't believe we're carrying on
a 2,000-year-old tradition.
380
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,751
And no matter where life takes us,
381
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:56,004
we'll always be connected
by the Wasabi code.
382
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,330
Yeah.
383
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,540
One final Wasabi?
384
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:06,793
All: Wasabi!
385
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,169
I should probably get going.
386
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,750
Yeah, I still have to get
a bunch of shots,
387
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,464
so the monkeys don't catch
anything from me.
388
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:15,712
Guys.
389
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,002
I'll never forget you.
390
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,713
(soft chuckles)
391
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,669
(Rudy chuckling)
392
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:27,630
- Bye.
- Jerry: Bye, Rudy.
393
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:28,959
- Jack: See ya.
- Milton: Bye, Rudy.
394
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,328
See you, jack.
395
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:37,575
See you, buddy.
396
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,583
(exhales sharply)
397
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,077
I'm gonna miss this place.
398
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,497
Man, we're all gonna miss this place.
399
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,248
You guys think Rudy's gonna be okay
without us?
400
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,377
Here we go, guys.
401
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:00,039
And... Hup.
402
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,920
I think he's gonna be just fine.
403
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:03,960
(car horn honks)
404
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:05,750
Oh.
405
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,249
Looks like my ride's here.
406
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,166
I love you, guys.
407
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:18,169
(monkey screeches)
408
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,500
Yo!
409
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,133
What it do, Coco?
410
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,711
- (chuckles)
- Uh...
411
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,212
Milton, could you give us a minute?
412
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,325
Why would you and Kim need a minute?
413
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,455
Oh.
414
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:32,917
Oh...
415
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,040
- Oh!
- Both: Milton.
416
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,035
Okay.
417
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:41,667
You know, Jack,
418
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,462
they say you never forget your first love.
419
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,381
And I know I never will.
420
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,044
Remember what Rudy said.
421
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,381
No matter where we go,
422
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,252
we'll always be connected.
423
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,001
(smooches)
424
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,748
(both chuckling softly)
425
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,254
- Oh.
- (laughs)
426
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,043
Look.
427
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,037
Cherry blossom petals.
428
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,077
When you look at it...
429
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:26,884
think of me.
430
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,213
(sighs)
431
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,251
All right, guys.
432
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,039
Time to go to Washington
and get your spy on.
433
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,669
Jack, you ready for this?
434
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,955
The world's not gonna save itself.
435
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,542
- Your ride's here.
- (helicopter droning)
436
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,249
- Whoa.
- Whoo-hoo. It's a...
437
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,245
Go.
438
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,165
We came to this dojo as boys...
439
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,830
And we're leaving as men!
440
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:21,787
(thuds)
441
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,625
Milton: I'm okay.
442
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,382
Jack, I'll meet you there.
443
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,083
(closing theme music)
444
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:57,705
Man: Poor soul.
445
00:21:57,792 --> 00:21:58,752
(dog snarls, barks)
446
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:02,789
Boy: Yes!
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