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(upbeat music)
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Oh, hey, Kim. Check out the new pegboard.
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It is a great upper body workout.
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Oh, so that's what that thing's for.
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Rudy's been drying his sweaty socks on it.
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Oh, I knew these pegs smelled feety.
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So, Jack, you wanna hang out
Saturday night?
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Jack: Yeah, sure. What do you wanna do?
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Oh, I don't know. Uh...
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Hey, maybe we can swing
by the riverside country club
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for the swan's court cotillion ball
or something.
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(Jack groans)
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Jack, are you okay?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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But I am not going to any ball.
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I hate tuxedos. I can't dance.
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Oh, and one more thing... I am a dude.
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Dudes don't do cotillions.
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- Hey.
- (humming)
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They probably don't have anything
to do this Saturday.
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Actually we got roped
into going to the swan's court cotillion.
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What? Really?
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You guys are going to the cotillion?
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My mom's making me take
her boss's dorky daughter.
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And I'm taking her dorkier friend.
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Why are you going?
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Oh, because Milton's giving me 60 bucks
and letting me watch his turtles go at it.
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Ah, Jack, glad you're up there.
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The old swamp foot's kicking up
something fierce.
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Hang this pair of socks up
to dry for me, would ya?
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- (plops)
- Jack: Ugh, they're all wet!
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It's just a pair of socks, dude.
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Man up.
(snickers)
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(screams)
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It's actually kind of nice.
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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Hey, Rudy, I'm here for practice.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come in here.
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Dude, I didn't know
you were an Explorer Scout.
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So was I. Shake?
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(burbling)
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I love being an Explorer Scout.
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This weekend is the oakwood derby
out in the mall.
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I was gonna do it with my dad,
but he'll be out of town.
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What? Dude, I'll do it with you.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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Thanks, Rudy.
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You know, the truth is my dad's not good
with scouting stuff.
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He tried to teach me how to build a fire
by rubbing two sticks together.
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What happened?
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After three hours,
he threw the sticks down and said,
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"I'm a computer salesman,
not a dang caveman!"
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Frank, what do you want?
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We just wanted to let you know, Kim,
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we haven't forgotten
how you disrespected us
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when you walked out on the Black Dragons.
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You know what they say about payback.
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(squishes)
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You know you just punched
your meat loaf, right?
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I...
(chuckles)
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I think your dates for the cotillion
just walked in.
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Ugh, here comes the nerd herd.
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Hey, Milton.
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Hi, Jerry.
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Jennie.
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Wow. You rocking some new headgear?
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My dentist said I was born
with seven extra molars.
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(chuckles)
And only five of them are in my mouth.
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Where are the other two?
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They're in my uvula.
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(both coughing, gagging)
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Hey, Milton.
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Oh, hi, Carrie.
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Those are some pretty thick glasses.
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Not even.
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My thick glasses are in my locker.
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These are my sexy ones.
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See you Saturday, guys.
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Can't wait to get our swan on.
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(both cackling)
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(fake laughing)
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See you.
(sobs)
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Man, what did you get us into?
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Wow.
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There's Kim. I'll see you, guys.
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Jack: Hey, Kim.
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Snagged the last piece
of red velvet cake for you.
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Thanks. I got an apple.
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I know you're mad about the cotillion,
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but trust me, you do not want me there.
My manners are horrible.
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At any moment, this finger
could be in any hole in my face.
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Jack, believe me, I'm over the cotillion.
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Hey, Kim.
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'Sup, brochacho?
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I'm sorry. Who are you
and what's a brochacho?
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Oh, this is the guy who stepped up
and asked me to the cotillion
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when you, you know, didn't.
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Although he's been here
for just a short time,
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we've become very close.
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What's your name Again, hon?
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Brody.
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Oh, his name's Brody.
(gasps)
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Ooh, I like that.
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So, uh, Brody,
you're taking Kim to the cotillion?
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Yeah, kinda like putting on a tuxedo
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and dancing the night away
with my favorite lady.
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You've been here for three seconds.
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How is she your favorite lady?
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He said I'm his favorite lady.
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Let's get started on our race car.
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I'll read you the instructions.
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Instructions?
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We don't need any instructions.
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Did the Wright brothers need instructions
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the first time they gracefully lifted off
for their first flight?
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Actually, on their first flight,
they flew into the side of a barn.
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Maybe we'll just take a peek
at the instructions.
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Yeah.
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And don't worry,
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I won't let what happened to me
happen to you.
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- I wasn't worried--
- I was a 12-year-old boy.
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My dad and I had worked
on our car for weeks.
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I'm gonna win.
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And then all you guys are gonna have
to invite me to all your birthday parties,
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whether I have lice or not.
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And three, two, one, go!
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(suspenseful music)
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Oh!
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(growling)
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Scout Master: Way to go, Rudy.
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I think you may have
just fractured my skull.
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No badge for you.
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Rudy, I hate to tell you this...
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but since you never got
your oakwood derby badge,
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you never technically made Explorer Scout.
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What? I'm not an Explorer Scout?
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I've been living a lie?
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No, I, I have to be an Explorer Scout.
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I mean, I can identify any plant.
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I can tie over 200 knots,
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and I really, really enjoy
going to the bathroom in the woods.
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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(classical music playing)
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What?
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- (music stops)
- Whoa, whoa. What's going on in here?
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Uh, we're practicing our dancing
for the cotillion.
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Yeah, not in here, you're not.
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This is a dojo, brochacho.
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You ever been in a karate dojo
before, Brody?
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Actually, this is my first time in a dojo.
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- (cell phone chirps)
- Hmm.
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Oh, it's my mom.
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She found me a great dress
for the cotillion.
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I gotta go try it on.
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See you tomorrow, Brody.
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Jack.
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Excuse me. I'm gonna get to work.
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(grunts)
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Whoa. Wow, three boards.
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I don't know anything about karate,
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but that's pretty impressive.
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Yep, that's how I roll.
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I'm gonna go change.
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See you around, Jack.
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(chuckles)
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How about four boards?
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(grunts)
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(scoffs)
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Psh.
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Don't know anything about karate, huh?
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You know that guy Brody?
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Well, he's a liar.
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He said he didn't know
anything about karate,
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but when he thought no one was looking,
he broke four boards.
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Maybe they were Jerry boards.
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What's a Jerry board?
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(chuckles)
I pre-cut them to impress the ladies.
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They snap like toothpicks.
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Just a little trick I learned
from poser magazine.
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There's just something
I don't trust about this guy.
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Hey, Milton.
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Hi, Carrie.
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I got the flowers you sent.
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Uh, I didn't send you Any flowers.
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I know.
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I sent them to myself
and then signed your name.
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You owe me $17.50.
(goofy laugh)
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Gah!
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Dude, you just got played.
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See, my girl's bad,
but she's nowhere near as bad as...
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Thanks, Jerry.
The chocolates are delicious.
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Where are you going?
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I paid for that candy.
I'm getting a piece of it.
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So, Kim has no idea that we asked you
to take her to the cotrillion.
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Nope, that's not it.
(stutters)
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- Cotillion?
- That's it.
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Kim doesn't know a thing.
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I've done everything
that you've asked me to do.
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So my initiation should be over.
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I wanna be a Black Dragon.
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You'll be a Black Dragon
after the cotillion.
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Yes!
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You gotta stop punching your food.
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I know.
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I haven't had a meal in three days.
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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(tools buzzing)
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(steam hissing)
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She's ready.
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Behold greatness.
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Eddie: Rudy.
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You can't just go in there
and build the car and give it to me.
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Oh, I'm not.
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This car is all mine
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and I'm driving her
all the way to badge town, baby.
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(imitates engine revving)
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What?
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So this is about you
becoming an official Explorer Scout?
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It certainly is.
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This car is hand-milled
with sport suspension,
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and really, really cool spinny rims.
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It's just supposed to be made out
of a block of wood.
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It is made out of a block of wood.
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It just has, like,
a million layers of awesome!
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You know what? Fine.
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I'll build the car myself.
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Good.
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Hey, you mind if I use
this scrap piece of wood
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to prop open my door?
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This is my car!
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Oh! No, no, I mean, it looks great.
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Good luck with that.
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(upbeat music)
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(slow music playing)
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I don't see our dates.
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Maybe we got stood up.
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Hey, you still gotta pay me, okay?
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I want my 60 bucks
and another turtle show.
255
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,542
Hi, guys. Sorry we're late.
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I think those hot girls are our dates.
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Jennie? Carrie?
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00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:20,829
Wait, what happened to the--
259
00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:22,667
And your...
(chuckles)
260
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:26,002
And the whole...
(imitates Jennie giggling)
261
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,577
I think we should find our table.
262
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000
- Oh, okay.
- Oh.
263
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,043
- Let's go?
- Oh!
264
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,875
(slow music playing)
265
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:45,879
- Brody, I'm having the best time.
- I am, too.
266
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:47,499
And it's going to get even better.
267
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:51,083
Somebody nominated us
for King and Queen of the Swan Court.
268
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,626
That's crazy.
269
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,919
But there's a lot of Black Dragons here
270
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,630
and I don't think
they're gonna vote for me.
271
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,285
I don't know. I think we got a shot.
272
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:05,794
(gasps)
273
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:08,575
Oh, yeah, this is my jam.
274
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,460
I'm freaking out!
275
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,209
We're with the two prettiest girls
at the dance.
276
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,579
That's against the laws of nature.
277
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,915
Like the platypus.
278
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,748
Frank: Black dragons in the bathroom, now!
279
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,383
All right.
280
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,998
Everyone knows what's going down
with Kim, right?
281
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:42,285
I don't.
282
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,415
You know,
Kim's actually a pretty cool girl.
283
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,880
Who's gonna be sorry that
she walked out on us.
284
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,213
Wait a minute!
285
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:51,877
You guys see that?
286
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,383
Hey, who's in there.
287
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:59,828
Milton: Uh, just two dudes
trying to conserve water.
288
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,331
Saving the planet, one potty at a time.
289
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:04,997
Respect.
290
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,375
Wait.
291
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,080
You two! Lock them in the storage closet.
292
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,956
- Oh, man.
- What are you gonna do to Kim?
293
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,291
Don't worry about Kim.
294
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,455
Oh, no, man, you can't do this.
Have a heart.
295
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:19,462
Our dates are smokin'!
296
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,455
Tonight, I put an end to the lie
297
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,042
that I've lived for the last 15 years.
298
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,131
We all know you dye your hair, Rudy.
299
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,582
Not that lie.
300
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,375
I'm talking about
a completely different lie.
301
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,632
Hey, who'd Kim end up
taking to the cotillion anyway?
302
00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,921
This new kid Brody Carlson.
303
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,880
Brody?
304
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,495
He's a first-degree black belt.
305
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:46,503
I tried to recruit him,
306
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,713
but he was dead set
on being a Black Dragon.
307
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,333
Brody's a Black Dragon?
308
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,165
Oh, I knew there was something off
about that guy.
309
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,752
What... I gotta get to the cotillion.
310
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,753
- Oh, man, I need a tux.
- Oh, no, I got one in the office.
311
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,040
I got it to convince a girl
that I was a Vegas magician.
312
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,461
Again, more lies.
313
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,252
All right, cars to the starting line.
314
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:17,134
In order to get your badge,
your car must cross the finish line.
315
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,998
Ready, set, go!
316
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,537
(dreamy music)
317
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,035
(mouths)
318
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,253
Aw, sorry, Eddie.
319
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,075
Everyone crossed but you.
320
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,168
Eddie, wait.
321
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,785
I want you to have this.
322
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,665
Rudy, if you put your car
down on the track,
323
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,960
you'll be disqualified.
324
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:47,961
I don't care.
325
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:49,537
Look, there's no rule that says
326
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,785
one car can't push the other one
across the finish line.
327
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:54,495
And, Eddie, you're gonna earn your badge.
328
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,208
(suspenseful music)
329
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,084
- (crowd cheers)
- Yes!
330
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,575
- Yeah!
- Yeah, yes! Yeah!
331
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,747
Good job.
332
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,793
Wow. It wasn't pretty,
but here's your badge, Eddie.
333
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,205
- Thank you.
- (laughing)
334
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:25,829
Rudy, I got my badge,
but you're not going to get yours.
335
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,577
Ah. I think I owe you an apology.
336
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,707
I was so hung up on the badge that
I forgot what being a scout's all about.
337
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,712
Just helping each other, man.
338
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,205
For a guy who's not really
an Explorer Scout,
339
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,328
you're the best Explorer Scout
I've ever met.
340
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:44,041
(applause)
341
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:48,922
This year's King and Queen
of the Swan's Court are...
342
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,539
(gasps)
343
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,753
Brody and Kim.
344
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:55,214
(gasps)
I can't believe it!
345
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,499
Jack, the Black Dragons are here
to get revenge on Kim.
346
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,333
I know. I'm just trying to figure out how.
347
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,917
Dude, they locked us in the closet.
348
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:11,923
And now, for the presentation
of the crowns by our grand swan.
349
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
(classical music)
350
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:22,457
I hope you like mushroom gravy, Kim.
351
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,625
(suspenseful music)
352
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,208
It's the swan!
353
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,833
- (girl shrieks)
- (all gasp)
354
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,327
(laughs)
355
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,457
(gasps)
What just happened?
356
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:40,542
Kim, Brody's a Black Dragon.
He set you up.
357
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:44,076
- What?
- No. Kim, I had no idea. I...
358
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,126
(sighs sharply)
What?
359
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:48,541
- (all gasping)
- (breathing heavily)
360
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,245
(chuckles)
Oh, you look horrible.
361
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,249
(shrieking)
362
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:55,964
(thuds)
363
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,458
(tense music)
364
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,460
Looks like we've got you outnumbered
six to two.
365
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:03,955
Three.
366
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,213
Four.
367
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:09,749
Five.
368
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:11,747
You just made a big mistake.
369
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:12,924
(grunts)
370
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,713
(groaning)
371
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,790
(grunting)
372
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,167
- (groans)
- (grunts)
373
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,498
(grunts)
374
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,174
(groaning)
375
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,250
(applause)
376
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,328
Looks like the Black Dragons messed
with the wrong Swan Queen.
377
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:10,002
Guys, I'm sorry.
378
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,042
I guess I was kind of a jerk, huh?
379
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,875
(snorts)
Yeah, you kinda were.
380
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,455
But you did come through in the end.
381
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,133
(indistinct chatter)
382
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,285
(sighs)
Look at me.
383
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:22,919
I'm a mess.
384
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,830
I don't know...
385
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,793
I think brown's a good color on you.
386
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:29,961
Give me that.
387
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,210
Kim, I'm sorry.
388
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,417
None of this would have happened
if I had said yes
389
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,830
when you asked me to go with you.
390
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,917
Well, you're here now.
391
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,325
I just got one question.
392
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,327
Where did you get that tux?
393
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,037
Oh, Rudy lent it to me. I don't know...
394
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,246
I kinda like it. Whoo.
395
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,502
Where did those flowers just come from?
396
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:55,753
I have no idea.
397
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:00,996
Well...
398
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,584
Brody won't be needing this anymore.
399
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,630
(chuckles)
400
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,577
Here's something
I never thought I'd say...
401
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,081
You wanna dance?
402
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,538
- Sure.
- (Jack chuckles)
403
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,705
- Jack: Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah!
404
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,920
Finally, something I can move to.
405
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,080
Now, this is my jam.
406
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,790
Whatever. You're the queen.
407
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,170
Dude, the girls saw us
kick Black Dragon butt.
408
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:43,673
They think we're awesome.
409
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,293
You know what this means?
410
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:48,712
We got hot girlfriends.
411
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:50,882
Swag! Up top!
412
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:53,749
Oh...
413
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,083
They sure have been in the bathroom
for a while.
414
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,250
Hey, guys.
415
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,543
(Jerry laughing)
416
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,995
(whimpers)
417
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,133
What happened?
418
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,920
It feels so good
to get out of those stuffy gowns.
419
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,630
Oh, I feel so much better in my headgear.
420
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:16,541
I could literally feel
my molars misaligning.
421
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,333
And those contacts were killing me.
422
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:22,959
I like having the old windshields back.
423
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,921
So, you wanna hang out?
424
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,383
- I guess.
- Whatever.
425
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:32,247
♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
426
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,208
(closing theme music)
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