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(upbeat music)
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You're not gonna believe it.
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Duke Evans is coming to the mall
this weekend!
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Get out! Duke Evans is coming here?
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To our mall? That is incred--
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- You have no idea who he is, do you?
- Not a clue.
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Duke Evans is a world champion
speed board-breaker.
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Check it out.
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(yelling)
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Welcome to the chop shop, baby!
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(screams)
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Wow.
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Duke Evans is a loser who travels around
in a motor home doing karate demos.
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He's having a board-breaking challenge
to see if anybody can break his record.
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I'd love to break that guy's record,
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watch him soak up his tears
with his own mullet.
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I don't know, Jack.
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You think you're ready
to take on a guy like the Duke?
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Yeah, I kind of do.
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(clattering)
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Uh, dude?
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You know you came to school
in your pajamas, right?
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Oh, yeah, I know.
I didn't sleep a wink last night.
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I’ve got family in town
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and I have to share my bed
with my cousin Pepito.
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All: Pepito!
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So you're gonna go to class like that?
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Pssh, class? No, no, no.
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(yawns)
I’m going to bed.
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(Jerry sighs)
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I can't believe he's really going to bed--
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Jerry: Hey!
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You kids keep it down out there, okay?
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(grunting)
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- Time.
- Twenty-one boards.
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- Whoo!
- That was awesome!
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Oh, thanks, Eddie.
See, it's all about technique and focus.
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I do this whole meditation thing before--
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He was talking about me.
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I’ll see you guys later.
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Well, have fun.
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Aren't you gonna say
anything about my outfit?
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- What outfit?
- Nope.
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- Didn't notice.
- You look the same to me.
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I’m a candy-striper, you freaks.
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I’m volunteering at the hospital.
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And what exactly does a candy-striper do?
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I cheer up the patients,
bring them flowers
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and do everything I can
to ignore what's in their bedpans.
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Okay, let's get back to work, Jerry.
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I really wanna break that jerk's record.
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Dude, what do you have against Duke?
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He's got the hair of a god.
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He was my hero until I met him.
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That'll be five bucks, scooter.
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You got yourself a real Duke board.
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Thanks, Duke. You know what--
I love karate!
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You? You'll never be good at karate.
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You're not built for it.
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You might wanna learn how
to twirl a baton,
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put on one of them glitter getups.
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You'll be awesome.
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- (kids laughing)
- Duke: Next.
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That guy is a jerk, but he's right.
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I think you could rock
one of them glitter getups.
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Could we get back to work?
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Aw, dude, I’m fried.
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Can we take a break?
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Your cousin still in town?
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Yeah, and get this,
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last night Pepito pe-peed the bed.
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Let's just break a few more boards.
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I really wanna beat this guy.
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- Fine.
- Come on.
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You ready?
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- Jerry: Yeah.
- All right.
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- Ready.
- Go.
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- Oh!
- Jerry, I’m so sorry.
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- I thought you were ready.
- He's all right.
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He's just a little groggy.
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Jerry!
(smacks)
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- It's Milton.
- Aah!
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Stop slapping him.
We gotta get him to a hospital.
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- A hospital.
- You're right.
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Come on, come on.
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All right, come on. Go.
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And don't worry, Jerry.
You're in good hands.
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- Aw, Jerry.
- Oh, my goodness.
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I’m here at Falafel Phil's
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where Phil is about to sell
his one millionth falafel ball.
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That's right! That's right!
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And some lucky random customer
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is going to win free food for life.
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I wonder who is this random lucky person
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going to be.
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I don't know. I’m not sure.
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I don't even have an idea clue.
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Listen, sister woman,
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get your hockmock in line now.
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But if they find out
that I am your sister,
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I will have shaved
my mustache for nothing.
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No one is going to find out.
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Now stop having pancake attack.
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I get publicity
and don't have to give away free food.
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(speaking Arabic)
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Excuse me.
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Rudy: Hey, Phil, I’m not that hungry.
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Can I just have one falafel ball, please?
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- One falafel ball coming--
- ( fanfare music playing)
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- (cash register dings)
- Oh, oh, dung of camel.
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Stop dancing!
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(blabbering)
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Wow!
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This man just bought
the winning falafel ball.
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- What's your name, sir?
- Rudy.
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What's going on?
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What's going on, Rudy,
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is you just won free food for life.
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(screams)
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How does it feel?
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You hear that, Ma?
We're eating good tonight.
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Eating good, I tell you!
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Phil, would you like to say anything?
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Huh?
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Congratulations, Rudy.
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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Jerry was tired.
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I pushed him too hard just so I could
what, break Duke's record?
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He's in the hospital because of me.
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Doctor.
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Could you tell us how he's doing?
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uh, yes, but let me see
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if I can put it in terms
you would understand.
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He has a boo-boo on his tum-tum
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and so we had to order
some insidey pictures.
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You mean you're taking an X-ray
to check for a bilateral contusion
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along his external fractoid?
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Well, thank you, Dr. Wannabe.
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Well, you're welcome, Dr. Talk-down-to-me.
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(upbeat music)
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That's it, I’m done.
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I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
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- Finally.
- (belches)
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Just opened up some prime real estate.
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Falafel me!
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No, Rudy, I am cutting you off.
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You can't cut me off.
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It was on the news. Everyone saw it.
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Okay, Rudy, you win,
but there will come a day
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sometime in the future
when you're going to regret
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ever trying to take
advantage of Falafel Phil.
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Well, until that day comes,
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I want more falafel balls!
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(indistinct chatter on TV)
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Boom-boom. Boom-boom.
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Boom-boom. Boom-boom.
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Well, you look like you're feeling better.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, the doctor will be in in a minute.
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I’ve gotta go deliver pudding
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and show the patients how
to use their beds.
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Oh, I’ve heard about hospital pudding.
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But wait, how do people
not know how to use a bed?
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These hospital beds are amazing.
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They have 15 different comfort settings
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and a massage mode.
I’ll check in on you later.
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Pudding?
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A bed with 15 comfort settings
that's Pepito-less?
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Sorry I’m late, but I just lost a patient.
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Oh, I’m so sorry. How'd he die?
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No, he didn't die.
I wheeled him onto an elevator,
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bent over to pick up a penny,
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and when I stood up again, gone.
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The patient, not the penny.
I still have the penny.
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Anyway, got your x-rays here.
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Good news, no breaks, no fractures.
You are good to go home.
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Wait, I-- I have to leave?
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Well, there's nothing
wrong with you, Jerry.
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We might hold you for observation
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if you were in pain, but you're not.
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(Jerry screams)
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So much pain!
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(screams)
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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You worry about taking care of Duke Evans
and I’ll worry about taking care of Jerry.
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I'd love to show up that jerk,
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but I can't go through with it.
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My heart's not in it.
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Your heart's not in what?
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Your chest? Because that could be serious.
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Fine, don't break your boards,
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but you can't tell Jerry.
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You're just gonna make him feel guilty.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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Of course, I’m right.
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I’ve been working at a hospital
For almost six hours.
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Now let Jerry rest.
That poor boy is suffering.
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- Bed goes up. Yeah!
- (clicks)
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- Wait, no.
- (clicks)
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Bed goes down.
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- Yeah! Whoo!
- (clicks)
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(screams)
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Shouldn't we be looking for Jerry?
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In a minute.
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How cute are those newborn babies?
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Cute? That one looks like
my grandpa's neck meat.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't go in.
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You're not a baby.
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I used to be. Let's go.
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(babies crying)
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♪ Hush, little babies ♪
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♪ Don't say a word ♪
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♪ Milty's gonna buy you ♪
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♪ A mockingbird ♪
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See, Eddie? I have a gift.
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I can calm down any baby.
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(snoring)
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Eddie.
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- Eddie!
- Agh!
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- Shh!
- (babies crying)
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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- What the--
- (sticks clattering)
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That vent almost fell on me.
I could have been killed.
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That would have been a shame,
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what with you winning all that free food
for life and everything.
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Wait.
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Why were you standing
right there when that vent fell?
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Here, Rudy, I brought you
some leftover hummus
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that you only take one bite out of.
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Please eat it.
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Wait. Now you want me to eat it?
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Yeah.
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There's something weird going on here.
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(plant rustles)
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You monster!
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You were trying to kill me.
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Rudy, you are as wrong as you are fat
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from stuffing
your falafel hole with free food.
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I’m not eating at your place ever again.
256
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,131
In fact, from now on
257
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:07,078
I’m having all my meals
at Captain Corndog's.
258
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:08,576
Good, finally, I’ve--
259
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,077
(gasps)
Captain Corndog?
260
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,207
For that I will kill you!
261
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,825
Prepare for the flying goat.
262
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,745
(bleating)
263
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,417
(sighs)
264
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:29,955
Kim?
265
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,131
Kim.
266
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,751
Kim!
267
00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:37,672
What, Jerry? What?
268
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,537
Where have you been?
269
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,630
I know we're friends,
270
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:46,039
but I’ve been in here
nine times in the last hour.
271
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,915
I’ve got other patients that need help.
272
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,249
Oh.
273
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,173
Oh, I’m-- I’m sorry.
274
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
I don't mean to be any trouble. Aah.
275
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,378
I just thought in my hour of need
276
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,288
you'd-- aah-- you'd be there for me.
277
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,173
But no, no, I was wrong.
278
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:06,708
I’ll get it myself.
279
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,794
- (clicks)
- (whimpering)
280
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,165
(screaming)
281
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,630
Fine!
282
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,075
I’ll get your pudding.
283
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,376
Thank you.
284
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:21,128
- (clicks)
- (Jerry sighs)
285
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,788
(rumbling)
286
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,995
Oh, my! Oh, yeah!
287
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,003
I gotta go, little baby.
288
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,671
One piece of advice,
289
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,380
do not wear a bow tie
to the first day of preschool.
290
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,166
It'll haunt you forever.
291
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,499
Can we swap back now?
292
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,463
This one's getting
that not-so-fresh smell.
293
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,381
We already swapped.
You get that one from over there.
294
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,078
Nuh-uh, that's mine.
295
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,166
The one you're holding
you got from over there.
296
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,382
What? Do you realize what we've done?
297
00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,537
We've mixed up all these babies
298
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,665
and they've seen our faces.
299
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:16,253
Hey, scooter,
coming to the board-breaking show tonight?
300
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,793
(clicks tongue)
My name's not scooter.
301
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,377
It's Jack. And no, I’m not.
302
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:22,788
(blows air)
Too bad.
303
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,245
There's gonna be
a splinter shower, brother.
304
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:29,380
I guess you'll just be one of the losers
that don't see it.
305
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,921
I don't think you're all that, Duke.
306
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,710
In fact, I wanted to come down here
and challenge your record,
307
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,332
but my friend's in the hospital.
308
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:43,375
(snickers)
"Friend in the hospital."
309
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,958
Sure.
310
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:49,379
A little wimp like you
couldn't break a board.
311
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:53,208
I don't think you could break wind, Jack.
312
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,333
Really?
313
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,539
- (grunts)
- (board clatters)
314
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:04,831
Those boards weren't for breaking.
315
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,460
I was building a spice rack for my fan.
316
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,497
(babies crying)
317
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,583
Do you know how much trouble
we're going to be in
318
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,167
for mixing up these babies?
319
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,830
We're going to jail, man!
320
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,457
I've gotta think.
321
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,130
Shut up!
322
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,878
Shut up, you dumb babies!
323
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,133
What are you two doing in here?
324
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,998
Uh, it's his fault.
325
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,250
I told him not to come in here,
326
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,205
but he just had to pick up the babies.
327
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,750
It wasn't just me.
He was smelling their heads.
328
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,294
I can't help it!
329
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,960
Their heads smell so good.
330
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,035
We tried putting them back,
but they all look the same.
331
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,540
We've ruined their lives!
332
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,500
I’m so sorry!
333
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,253
(panting)
334
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,003
We mix them up all the time.
335
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,745
That's why we put
barcode bracelets on their ankles.
336
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,042
Oh, so you mean
337
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:09,881
They--
338
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,498
- Okay then.
- (baby wails)
339
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,540
Good day, babies.
340
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,705
(dance music playing)
341
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,172
Oh, this is my song!
342
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:35,327
(dance music playing)
343
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,543
Guys, you won't believe this.
344
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,745
Jerry's been faking
his injury the entire time.
345
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,924
What?
346
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,830
Do you have any idea
what we've just been through?
347
00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:50,997
You? I got him 37 puddings.
348
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,790
I clipped his nails.
349
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:57,415
I washed his feet.
350
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,377
- Time to scrub up.
- What?
351
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,958
- I said scrub up.
- Yes, ma'am.
352
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,424
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
353
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,165
Kim, what's going on?
354
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,080
We got the test results back.
355
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,876
It's not good. You need immediate surgery.
356
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,880
What? Wait, why can't I move?
357
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,962
(Milton in deep voice)
We thought it would be best
358
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,171
to strap you down.
359
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,210
We ran out of anesthesia.
360
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,955
- What are you-- no, no, no.
- (whirring)
361
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,171
No, no, no, no!
(screams)
362
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,710
Wait, no, no, stop!
I was faking the whole thing.
363
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,040
- What?
- Jerry: Yeah.
364
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,455
There's nothing wrong with me.
365
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,712
I just wanted my own bed.
366
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,456
Milton, Eddie?
367
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,165
Hey, when did you guys become doctors?
368
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,880
I don't believe this.
369
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,539
I’ve been worried sick.
370
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,325
I even bought you
this stupid talking bear.
371
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,747
I wuv you very much.
372
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,884
Oh, no, you don't.
He's not worth your wuv.
373
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,495
Guys, I’m sorry.
374
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,173
I don't know what I was thinking.
375
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,630
I mean the food, my own bed,
376
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,959
Kim's oh-so-refreshing footbaths.
377
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,423
Ew! You gave him a footbath?
378
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,630
Hey, I am not proud of it, okay?
379
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,131
Let's just get out of here.
380
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:27,961
Guys.
381
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,539
Guys, guys!
382
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,542
Could somebody untie me, please?
383
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,670
- (grunting)
- (clicks)
384
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,580
(screams)
385
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,751
Phil, Rudy?
386
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,575
What happened to him?
387
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,383
I went to Captain Corndog's
388
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,710
and accidentally ordered
the millionth wiener.
389
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,575
They gave me free food for life.
390
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,416
I ate and I ate.
391
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,460
And I ate and I ate.
392
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:01,002
And I ate and then I blacked out.
393
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,078
I found him wandering
around the courtyard,
394
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,576
his shirt off, his pants unbuckled,
395
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,707
and pieces of wiener all over his face.
396
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:13,172
I have a problem.
397
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,003
(sobs)
398
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,794
- Twenty-seven, twenty-eight!
- (buzzer blares)
399
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:22,285
That's right. New record, yeah!
400
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:26,245
Any of you panty-wearing punks
wanna step up and challenge my record?
401
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,077
That's what I thought!
402
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,536
Hey, Duke, I’ll give it a shot.
403
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:32,995
Jack!
404
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,500
I just need somebody to hold my boards.
405
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:38,827
I’ll do it.
406
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,132
Jack, I wanna make things right.
407
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,376
Now let's break this fool's record.
408
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,290
Okay, scooter.
409
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,957
You ready on the clock?
410
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,827
You gotta break 28 boards
411
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:55,997
in 15 seconds.
412
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,213
And go!
413
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,375
(grunting)
414
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,125
(grunting continues)
415
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,713
(buzzer blares)
416
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,884
- Twenty-nine boards. We did it!
- Jerry: Yes!
417
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,079
(crowd cheers, applauds)
418
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,997
You know what? You got lucky, Jack.
419
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,753
But I’ll be back next year,
420
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,424
and you'd better be ready.
421
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,956
One of you sweet ladies wanna give Dukey
a ride to the bus station?
422
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,333
Fine!
423
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,956
Jerry, that was incredible.
424
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:36,961
Man, I couldn't have done it without you.
425
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,250
Whoo!
426
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,883
Ah, dude, you gotta keep your gown closed.
427
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,039
Everyone can see the ponies
on your underpants.
428
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:50,075
They're not ponies. They're unicorns.
429
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,326
- (bicycle bell rings)
- Hey, that's my bike!
430
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,245
You snooze you lose, little lady.
431
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,165
- Kim: Duke!
- ♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
432
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,707
You know what?
I was wrong about you, Phil.
433
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,212
You're a good friend--
434
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,250
A good weird friend.
435
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,955
Okay, Rudy, get some rest.
436
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,751
Let me help adjust your bed for you--
437
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,634
- Oh!
- Ow!
438
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:18,457
Okay, okay, this is awkward.
439
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:22,422
- (bed whirring)
- (both grunting)
440
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,580
Someone should really fix this bed.
441
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,825
- (bed whirring)
- (both grunting)
442
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,628
(closing theme music)
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