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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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Amazing catapult, Kick.
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Where did you get the piñata?
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You got to make a video.
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This would be huge
on Rank of Awesome.
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Rank of Awesome?
What's that?
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[Announcer]Rank of Awesome.
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[cat screeches]
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[grunts]
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So you put your videos online
for the whole world to see?
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Yep, I'm huge in Scandinavia.
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[girls scream]
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Oh, Gunther!
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Uh-oh.
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[Girls]
Oh, I love the Gunther.
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Gunther, who were they?
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My fans.
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They're crazy
about my new video.
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Mmm, so people vote
on the awesomeness.
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Hence the name Rank of Awesome.
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Sounds like a website
built exactly for me.
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Yeah, all you need is a camera
and a computer.
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Oh, well, that's gonna be
a problem.
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You catapulted your computer?
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What else would I use it for?
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Well, at least you got
the camera?
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[Kick]
I've been at it all day.
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Well, you can borrow mine again,
but be careful this time.
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I'm running low on duct tape.
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That is a video worthy
of Rank of Awesome.
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No doubt about it.
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This one is gonna be
ranked number--
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[Male voice]5,068.
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Not awesome.
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[laughs]
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But your stunt was
the definition of awesome.
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I looked it up.
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Then it's time for awesomeness
to get redefined.
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Make it tighter.
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Where did you
get this thing anyway?
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Magnus, have you seen corset?
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The Internet has spoken.
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I've got to step it up
this time.
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I don't know about this, Kick.
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It seems a little too extreme.
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Extreme is my middle name.
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I thought your middle name
was Francis.
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[roars]
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Wasn't expecting the bear.
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Gunther, no one
expects the bear.
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And now to sit back
and enjoy number--
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[Male voice]8342.
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Not awesome.
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[laughs]
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The Internet demands
a greater sacrifice.
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The Internet isn't
a person, Kick.
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It's a complex web of images,
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information,
and rabid pre-teen girls
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who crave a chunk of this.
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I looked it up.
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[girls scream]
Uh-oh.
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[clamoring]
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[girls]
Gunther!
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[giggling]
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Seek not the fame
of the Internet,
Kick Buttowski.
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She's a cruel mistress, indeed.
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I don't care about
fame and fortune.
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Only about being number one
on Rank of Awesome.
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Where'd you get
all this stuff, Kick?
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Found it.
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So this is your stunt?
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Nope, this is just phase one.
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Gunther, my blueprints.
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[girls scream]
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[girls scream]
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[whinnies]
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Aw, come on.
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[girls scream]
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[girls giggle]
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[car alarm sounds]
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Do you have permit for whatever
you're doing, Clarence?
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And what are you doing?
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Making a video
for Rank of Awesome.
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Rank of Awesome?
What's that?
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Kendall, trying to teach you
about awesome
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is like trying to teach
a dog to fly.
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Which I've done,
but it was really hard.
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[scoffs]
I know all about awesomeness.
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You wouldn't know awesomeness
if it slapped you across
the face
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and said, "Look at me,
I'm awesomeness."
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Hmm, well, maybe I'm
more awesome than you think.
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Uh, no, I don't think so.
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Now, why don't you
and your silly cat just--
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You leave Hansel out of this.
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[hisses]
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[hisses]
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[roars]
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[roars]
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[inhales]
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Can you just smell
the awesomeness in the air,
Gunther?
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Yes. Although I did just
eat a lingonberry burrito.
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So it could be gas.
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So let me get this straight.
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You want to launch
from up there,
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go up and over the loops,
duck under the thing-a-ma-jig,
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flip over and cannonball
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and run through
the deadly obstacles
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and jump over the next bit,
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bounce back up
with a half twist,
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and finish with a little bit
of this?
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But a little less of that.
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So what's the trampoline for?
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For the grand finale.
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Hook off the wing
of Flight 428 to Boston--
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which is on schedule
by the way--
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and then drop 47,000 feet
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into the Mellowbrook Roofless
Pillow Factory.
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And you think that will
make you number one
on Rank of Awesome?
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Of course it'll
make me number one.
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I'd say I don't
know about this, Kick.
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But it only makes you steelier.
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You know me well.
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Number one for sure.
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Gunther, keep filming.
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I'm on it.
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Flight 428 to Boston
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right on schedule.
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[Pilot]Do to some prevailingtail winds,
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we're exactlytwo seconds ahead of schedule.
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Biscuits.
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Gunther!
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Poor Kick.
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You better be getting all this.
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I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
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[jaws snapping]
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Fade to black.
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Sorry, Kick, that was--
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Beautiful.
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Let's get that puppy online.
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But you crashed.
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Yeah, and it was
a glorious crash.
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Destined for number--
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12,067!
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Not awesome.Not awesome.
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Fail alert.Fail alert.
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[laughs]
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The Internet hates me.
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And if I can't be number one
on a website of awesome,
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how am I every going to be
the world's greatest daredevil?
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[sighs]
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Do you know what I mean?
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[gurgles]
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Good talk, Steve, good talk.
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Listen, the Internet--
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Give me something to ride on,
something to jump over,
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something to crash through
and I'll do it.
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Just tell me what you want!
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Awesome alert.New number one video.
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Cat-tastic.
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Hi, video fans.
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My name is Kendalland this is my cat Hansel.
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This is number one?
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What's that, Hansel?You want to sing a song?
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It must be a mistake.
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♪ Cat, Cat, Cat,Cat Meow-ski ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ Cat Meow-ski ♪
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♪ Na-na-na ♪
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♪ Cat Meow-ski, woo ♪
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Would you excuse me
for a moment?
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[yelling]
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All set.
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Okay, the Internet,
you want cats?
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I don't get it,
but I'm going to give you cats.
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Hold up, why-- why am I
wearing a fish diaper again?
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Because I can't find Gunther.
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[Gunther screams]
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All right, cool.
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But where do you
even get a fish diaper?
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Helga, where is my fish diaper?
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Let's do this.
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Wait, what are we doing again?
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Showing the Internet
the real definition of awesome.
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Now, don't forget to put
the milk in place
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after I launch.
Got it?
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Oh, look out!
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Cowabunga!
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[girls clamoring]
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[cats screech]
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Ow. Ow.
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Ow.
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Ouch. Ow.
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Ouch.
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[cat screech]
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[cat screeches]
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Hansel!
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Right on target.
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Oops.
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Aw, biscuits.
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Good thing cats
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always land on their feet.
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Too bad Kick's not a cat.
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[meows]
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[gasps]
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[girls clamoring]
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[sighs]
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I'm glad they're done
craving a hunk of this.
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[Kick groans]
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Oh, my gosh, Kick!
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[girls giggle]
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Kick, speak to me.
Do you have any last words?
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Uh.
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Upload the video.
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Uh, any other last words?
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[groans]
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And how do I spell that?
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[Gunther]
Kick, you did it!
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Your video hit
the number one spot
on Rank of Awesome!
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I knew the fish diaper
was a good touch.
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Wait a second.
I thought we lost the camera.
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Uh, turns out we have
a little help.
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[girls clamoring]
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Luckily,
your new fan club caught it
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from every conceivable angle.
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But only that last part.
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As long as it's number one.
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My pose, please.
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[grunts]
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[cries out]
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[whimpers]
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[groans]
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I'll take that.
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Ooh, breakfast.
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Mmm, bacon.
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Nature's perfect food.
250
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Never stand between a man
and his pork products, dilweed.
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That's not for you, Brad.
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Really?
Sure tastes like it.
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[belches]
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All right, let's go.
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I'll deal with you later, Brad.
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00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,666
I've got another Mother's Day
breakfast to make.
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Mother's Day.
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Hold it right there,
grease spot.
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I've worked long and hard
to get number one in this house,
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and I'm not letting you
ruin it with some cheap
Mother's Day trick.
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Mother's Day isn't about
you or me, Brad.
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It's all for Mom.
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Besides, Bree already has
number one locked up.
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Uh, good point.
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Also, you've ruined enough
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of my Mother's Day presents
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with that stupid notion
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of being number two.
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00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:50,383
You are not going
to sabotage me this year.
270
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:53,165
Well, I'm older than you,
bigger than you,
271
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,536
and I want a car.
272
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:58,422
No way you're gonna give Mom
a better breakfast than me.
273
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,457
I need all the points I can--
274
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,458
[cries out]
275
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:04,288
You went there
and now it's on.
276
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,380
[screams]
277
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,749
Mom's favorite breakfast
is eggs and juice
278
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,420
and that was the last of both.
279
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,417
I can see that, dilweed.
280
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:43,577
Looks like it's
a Mother's Day fail for you.
281
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,213
Oh, it's not over yet.
282
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,208
If Mom's favorite
is juice and eggs,
283
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:50,578
I'm gonna make sure
she gets juice and eggs.
284
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,173
[mockingly]
If Mom's favorite
is juice and eggs,
285
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,786
and I'm gonna make sure--
[door opens]
286
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,082
Can't let Kick beat me.
287
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,423
Ever!
288
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,787
[bell rings]
289
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,793
[tires screech]
290
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,582
Known as procrastination Sunday,
291
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:15,383
this annual Mother's Day ritual
has Mellowbrooks' sons
lining up to purchase
292
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,125
last minute
breakfast ingredients.
293
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,495
It's calm now, but there's
a tension in the air.
294
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,210
This could get ugly.
295
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,458
Remain calm.
296
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,628
There's plenty left,
but you must remain calm.
297
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,205
We not make it time.
298
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,578
No, you won't make it time.
299
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:37,125
Perfect. Have fun not
getting any eggs and juice.
300
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,495
If you can't an apple
from the barrel,
301
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,670
go to the tree.
302
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,827
And if you can't
get eggs from the store...
303
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,172
[chickens clucking]
304
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,537
The early bird gets the worm,
305
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:17,042
but Kick Buttowski
gets the eggs.
306
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:20,542
[grunts]
307
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,670
[roars]
308
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,707
[snorts]
309
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:34,709
[roars]
310
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,002
[pigs oink]
311
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,583
[growls]
312
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:03,922
[crowd screams]
313
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:05,207
There's hardly anything left.
314
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,288
All I could find
was anchovy paste.
315
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,331
Is that orange juice?
316
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,383
No.
Is that eggs?
317
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,375
No.
318
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,375
Then I don't want it!
319
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,375
Guys.
320
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,285
There's a delivery truck
pulling up.
321
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,881
To the delivery truck.
I need eggs.
322
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,420
[crowd chants]
Tip it!
323
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,577
Tip it!
324
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,583
Everyone, please, calm down.
325
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,213
There's enough
for everyone's mother.
326
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,168
Tip it, tip it.
I need these eggs.
327
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,579
Eh, good enough.
328
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,833
Give me some orange juice.
329
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,134
It's all gone.
330
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,325
Then think outside the carton.
331
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,415
[roars]
332
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,165
[roars]
333
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:57,457
[snorts]
334
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,630
[scuffling sounds]
335
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:05,787
[yells]
336
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,462
Gunther?
337
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,672
Mother's Day breakfast.
338
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:18,171
Steak, check.
339
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:22,456
Know where I can find
some eggs?
340
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,828
Thanks.
341
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,754
Where's my orange juice?
342
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,250
All I could find
was this orange toothpaste.
343
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,080
Not good enough.
344
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,673
Aah, the citrus.
It burns.
345
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,287
And yet surprisingly refreshing.
346
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,211
That guy's got orange juice.
347
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,668
[crowd clamoring]
348
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,077
Back off, it's mine.
All mine.
349
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,543
I have a mother, too, you know?
350
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:48,331
[ricochet sounds]
351
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,793
Stand back.
352
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,172
I have pricing gun
and I'm not afraid
to mark you down.
353
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,326
Ow.
354
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,963
[grunts]
355
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:03,077
[cries out]
356
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,883
[sighs]
Thank you.
357
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,875
For a moment there
I thought I was a goner.
358
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,245
Well, you know,
just trying to help out.
359
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,920
Here, I'll help you carry
your juice if you'd like.
360
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,667
Why, thank you,
my good man.
361
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,920
Why, hello.
362
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:24,667
Some one as pretty as you
buying flowers for herself?
363
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,917
Allow me.
364
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:26,917
Ooh.
365
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,037
Yoinks.
366
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,211
[growls]
367
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,498
Yeah, no dilweed in sight.
368
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:35,290
Brad Buttowski,
Mother's Day hero.
369
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,168
[tires screech]
370
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,541
Brad.
Dilweed.
371
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,460
Smell that?
It's battery powered victory.
372
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,455
Eggs are almost done.
373
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,998
Enjoy yet another
Mother's Day fail, dilweed.
374
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,330
[laughs]
375
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,673
[Wade]
You sure this will work,
danger dude?
376
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,827
Punch it.
377
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,924
[engine revs]
378
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,787
Mind if I have
one of your flowers?
379
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,292
Sure, forget about
Mother's Day?
380
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:33,671
What's Mother's Day?
381
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,497
[bell rings]
382
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,543
You're going down, dilweed.
383
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,132
In flames.
384
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,825
The only thing
I'm going down in is history.
385
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,084
[mockingly]
Only thing I'm going
down in is pain.
386
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:54,327
Ha, taste the sweet smell
of losingness, loser.
387
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,633
I'm gonna get to Mom first.
388
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,210
Well, now, two hot breakfasts.
389
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,578
Why did you both make
Mom breakfast?
390
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,293
To celebrate Mother's Day.
391
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,291
To beat Kick out
from number two in the house.
392
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,711
Now, that is silly.
393
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:10,709
You are both number two
after me, of course.
394
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,539
[both laugh]
395
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,326
Okay, what's-- what's so funny?
396
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,833
You think you're number one?
397
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:20,134
Dad, we all know Bree
is number one around here.
398
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:23,245
Oh, son, I don't want
to hurt anyone's feelings.
399
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:27,830
But we all know I'm number one.
400
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,964
[both laugh]
401
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,249
Okay, Dad.
402
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,170
And these Mother's Day coupons
403
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,326
ought to lock that place down
for another year.
404
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,213
One free trash emptying.
405
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,418
One 15-second foot rub.
406
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,787
First dibs on the, uh,
newspaper.
407
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,957
Hey, look over there.
408
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:49,459
Hey, that's for Mom.
409
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,078
[scuffling sounds]
410
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,500
Happy--
411
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,540
Mother's--
Day.
412
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,500
She's not even here.
What?
413
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,880
Where do you think she is?
414
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,460
How are your eggs, Mom?
415
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,668
Oh, they're absolutely perfect.
416
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,077
And your juice?
417
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,583
Wonderful.
418
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,213
Thank you for such a wonderful
419
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,208
Mother's Day breakfast,
Brianna.
420
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,248
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
421
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:23,829
It's still the best
Mother's Day ever,
422
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,674
Nothing could ruin
this beautiful day.
423
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:26,707
[gasps]
424
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,291
[Mom]
Boys!
425
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,458
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