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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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There she is, boys.
Your father's pride and joy.
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I thought I was
your pride and joy.
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She's stylish and powerful.
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Sixteen-inch wheels, AM, FM.
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stereo cassette deck.
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That's left and right,
my friends.
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Stain-resistant
pleather interior
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and on-demand ignition.
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[engine cranks]
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[starts]
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Yeah, she'll do zero to 60--
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[engine stops]
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And one day
Monique here could be yours
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Monique?
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228 days, my sweet, little--
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Back! Fingers!
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Now, back off.
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All right, that's good.
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Don't worry, Dad.
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I'd never let anything happen
to your car.
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Car? Monique isn't just a car.
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She's a companion,
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a best friend.
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I thought Mom
was your best friend.
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Shh. Monique doesn't know
about your mother.
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[Mother]
Harry, honey,
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would you open
this pickle jar for me?
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[nervous chuckle]
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Sounds like the cleaning lady
needs some help.
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I don't want to see
a fingerprint on Monique
when I get back.
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[shouts]
What pickle jar?
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Don't be jealous, Kick.
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When Monique is mine,
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I might let you wash her.
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I think you and Margaret there
really deserve each other.
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[grunts]
[laughing]
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Aah! It burns!
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[echoing]
No!
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[laughs]
You scratched Dad's car.
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I don't think so.
You scratched it.
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Hmm. Now, who would I believe?
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The innocent older brother
or...
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the kid in the crash helmet?
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You're not going to blame
this one on me.
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Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
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Try to stop me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What did I say about standing
so close to Monique?
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Oh, Father, thank goodness
you're back.
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Kick was doing one of his crazy
daredevil stunts
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when he irresponsibly lost
control
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[screams]
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[garbled]
My tongue.
I can't talk!
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What's that, son?
I can't understand
what you're saying, boy.
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I think he said
he needs to go
to the hospital.
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Right, Brad.
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No! No, I didn't--
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Good idea, Brad.
We'll take my car.
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Yeah.
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Scratch! Scratch!
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Uh, what was that, Brad?
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You think you might throw up
on the way?
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Mom's car it is.
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The scratch. The scratch.
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There you go,
nice and easy.
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Hurry. It sounds like
it's getting worse.
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Don't worry, Dad.
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I'll look after Monique
until you get back.
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Thank you, Kick.
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I just don't know what I'd do
if anything were to--
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happen to her.
[whimpers]
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He already scratched it.
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Quick, Dad.
For Brad.
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Right.
You're dead meat.
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What am I going to do
about Monique?
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[Gunther]
Who's Monique?
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Gunther, don't move.
I didn't break
anything.
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I know you didn't.
Brad did.
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And if I don't get it fixed
before Dad gets home,
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I'm going to be grounded
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till I'm old enough
to drive.
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Have you tried using
your time machine?
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I don't have a time machine,
Gunther,
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Or you could just tell
your dad the truth.
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I don't know what I'd do
if anything were to--
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[gasps]
...happen to her.
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[cackles]
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I think I'll fix it myself.
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Besides,
what could go wrong?
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There, good as new.
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Ew.
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You're right, Gunther.
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I can't go through this
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without some serious help.
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[cell phone rings]
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Wade here.
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Oh, sure thing.
On my way.
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Now, what was I doing
before the phone rang?
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[car crashes]
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Okay, here's the plan.
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Gunther, I need you
to stall Dad and Brad
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while Wade and I fix Dad's car.
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Monique?
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Monique.
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So let me get this straight.
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You're asking us to help you
cover up the truth?
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Not just cover it up.
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We need to bury the old truth
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under a mountain
of new and improved,
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scratch-free,
I'm-not-going-to-get grounded
truth.
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Are you in?
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In? I've already got
the shovel.
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You were being figurative,
were you?
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Right, then,
I'll just stall them
at the hospital.
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[siren wails]
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[German accent]
Hello there.
I am Dr. Gunther--
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uh, Stein.
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Ah, yes.
Very ugly indeed.
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[screams]
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Say "ouch."
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[slurs]
Ouch.
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Ah, just as I suspected.
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Is it serious,
Dr. Guntherstein?
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Could be,
but he may have
to stay overnight.
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Nice try, Gunther.
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Can't you see?
It's Gunther.
It's Gunther!
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Nurse, we are going to need
some restraints in here.
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[chuckles]
How's it look, my man?
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Like it never happened.
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Oh, biscuits.
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Now, that's
what I call bad karma.
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with a capital C.
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Good day, madam.
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Hey, you!
No skateboarding.
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[cell phone rings]
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Talk to me.
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I don't know how much longer
I can stall.
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Where are you?
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Getting close.
See?
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Monique! No!
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For a second there it sounded
like you said--
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Mr. Buttowski,
sorry I'm late.
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But if you're the doctor,
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then who's that?
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Hey, my wig.
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Hello? Hello?
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Look out!
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Double biscuits.
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I'm going to need to borrow
this for a minute.
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Awesome.
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I can't believe you made
that poor doctor jump out
the window.
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Come on, Dad.
Can't you drive any faster?
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[motor whirring]
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Gunther!
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[cell phone rings]
Hello?
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You can stop stalling now.
I'm heading home as we speak.
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Are you sure?
Because I'm just starting
to get the hang of it.
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Let me drive.
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That's right.
You got your learner's permit.
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Well, you have had
a tough day.
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As long as you're driving
your mother's car,
eh, why not?
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[engine cranking]
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Now, remember, Bradley.
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Driving is a very serious
responsibility!
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[engine cranking]
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[starts]
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And now to get you home.
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[engine stalls]
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[beeps]
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Gunther, I need you to pull out
all the stops.
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Figuratively.
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Got it.
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Oops. Dropped my phone.
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No!
[screams]
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[grunting]
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Hey, that looks
just like my car.
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Except that my car
has sweet, fuzzy dice
hanging from the mirror.
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Oh, no you don't.
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Slow down, jackass!
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[coughs]
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What is--
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...that?
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Found my phone.
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[screaming]
[screaming]
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Whoa-ho-ho!
Go, Monique!
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[tires screech]
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[panting]
Quick, Dad.
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Scratch! Scratch!
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Brad, I've had
quite enough of this.
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Now, go to your room.
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Dad, I believe he said,
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"Kick scratched your car."
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Scratch? Scratch!
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I don't see any scratch.
Hah! Busted.
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What?
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But it was--
it was right there.
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There, there, now.
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Dr. Guntherstein
will make everything better.
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Come with me.
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I don't understand it.
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That door's always had
a scratch there.
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Uh, nothing a little elbow
grease can't take care of.
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Kick? You--
You fixed it?
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Anything for Monique, Dad.
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You know, Kick,
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Brad might be older,
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but you might get your hands
on Monique first.
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I'd be honored.
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[Mother screaming]
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What have they done to you,
my darling Antonio!
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[together]
Antonio?
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[Woman]
Thank you, Kendall,
for that exciting oral report
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on Susan B. Anthony,
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a thrilling follow up
to Martin Luther King, Jr.,
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Sitting Bull,
and who could forget,
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Gunther's report
on Rosie the Riveter.
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All right, who's next?
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[Kick]
That would be me.
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All right, Mr. Buttowski.
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Get ready for
the historical figure
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to beat
all historical figures--
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Dead Man Dave.
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[laughs]
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Excuse me, but who?
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We're discussing figures
of historical importance here.
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Dead Man Dave is the father
of modern skateboarding,
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a legend in the world
of extreme sports.
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His motto--
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Do it all...
and then some.
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But our story begins
when he was still
Alive Man Dave.
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Dave built the very first
custom skateboard
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and used it for every one
of his death-defying stunts.
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That board
is rumored to be imbued
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with his legendary
skateboarding prowess
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and he wanted only his most
worthy successor to have it.
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So your oral report
is about some dead
guy's magic skateboard?
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Dead Man Dave
didn't need magic.
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He had skills,
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and only
an equally skilled daredevil
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could inherit
his most treasured board,
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which is why he hid it
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deep in a booby-trapped cave
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that was lost to the ages...
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until I found it yesterday.
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[students gasp]
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I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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You really think
Dead Man Dave's board
is down there?
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00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,877
Check it.
His autobiography.
264
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,455
If you're reading this,
265
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:58,038
you're not extreme enough
266
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,037
to inherit my legacy.
267
00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,751
Three-hundred blank pages?
268
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,420
Quite a bold publishing choice.
269
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,497
Of course it is, Gunther.
270
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,631
I still don't get it.
271
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:19,125
Dave wanted someone worthy
to inherit his legacy
of danger,
272
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,125
and that someone is...
273
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,205
Kick Buttowski.
274
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:26,078
And Gunther.
275
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,575
Solid wall.
276
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,253
Oh, well, let's go home.
277
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,330
I know it's here somewhere.
278
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,173
But we're at a dead end.
It's a wall.
279
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,126
I don't believe in dead ends.
280
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,625
Or walls.
281
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,535
And neither did Dead Man Dave.
282
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,173
[Gunther]
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
283
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:53,576
Trust me.
This is one of Dave's tests.
284
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,003
There's got to be a better way.
285
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,380
And there it is.
286
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,083
[grunting]
287
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,713
Kick, I'm not
as athletic as I look.
288
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:07,079
We'll find another way.
289
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,383
Hey hey, watch out
for those mushrooms.
290
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,125
[screams]
Mushrooms!
291
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:16,705
Your fear of fungus
has served us well.
292
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:17,789
Finally.
293
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:23,083
Careful, Gunther.
This place is probably filled
with booby traps.
294
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,833
[laughs]
You said boo--
295
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,174
[rumbling]
296
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,165
[both gasp]
Run!
297
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,077
[Gunther]
Hey, a tunnel.
298
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,503
[Kick]
Two tunnels.
299
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,330
Let's go down
the nice tunnel.
300
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:43,503
No. This is how
Dead Man Dave separates
the men from the boys.
301
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,790
But I am a boy.
302
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,130
Biscuits.
A bottomless pit.
303
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,375
I told you we should have gone
into the nice one.
304
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,325
I bet there was popcorn
and drinks in there.
305
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,213
There's only one way
out of this.
306
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,498
Oh, no.
307
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,540
Oh, yes.
308
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,882
Come on, Gunther.
309
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,165
Do it all...
and then some.
310
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,706
[Teacher]
Uh, just one second here.
311
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:05,999
So let me get this straight.
312
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,630
You broke through
a granite wall,
313
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,785
survived a chamber
of killer stalagmites,
314
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,502
then dove feet first
into a bottomless pit?
315
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,750
Well, how else
was I going to get the board?
316
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,250
Proceed.
317
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,165
[screaming]
318
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,786
Relax, Gunther.
It's like skydiving.
319
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:23,922
Except we don't have
parachutes!
320
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,537
Good point.
Whoo-hoo!
321
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,253
[Kick] Yeah!
[Gunther screaming]
322
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,543
Hey, is sewage
the same thing as poop?
323
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:47,922
No.
324
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:49,884
Are you sure?
325
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,455
It tasted like poop.
326
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,248
How would you know?
327
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,500
Never mind.
328
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,919
Chimichanga!
[screams]
329
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,497
[chomping]
330
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,830
Objection!
Mrs. Fitzpatrick,
331
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:09,384
this circus is a waste
of educational resources.
332
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,995
This report makes no sense.
333
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,630
Quiet, Kendall!
334
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,915
And then what happened?
335
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,957
After we escaped the crocodiles
336
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:19,879
and battled a race
of subhuman cave dwellers,
337
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:23,325
we found ourselves
right outside...
338
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,253
Dead Man Dave's hideout.
339
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:28,379
[grunting]
340
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,285
It's locked.
Rats.
341
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,671
Don't worry.
Dead Man Dave hid
a key somewhere in here.
342
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,877
No, rats!
343
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,462
That's more like it, Dave.
344
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:43,921
[screams]
345
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,705
[animal roars]
346
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:51,881
[growls]
347
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:54,035
[roars]
348
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:57,915
[Kick grunting]
349
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:03,127
[Kendall]
Will someone please
stop this insanity?
350
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,875
A giant queen rat, you say?
351
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:09,705
What you're describing
is biologically inconceivable.
352
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,209
Axle grease from Dave's boards
353
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,458
causes extreme growth
in rats.
354
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,038
It's called science, Kendall.
355
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,881
I believe you, Kick.
356
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,499
[murmuring]
357
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,630
Order! Order!
358
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,035
Quiet down.
359
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,921
Oh, I refuse to keep quiet.
360
00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,127
Ugh, not this again.
361
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,745
He's innocent.
362
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,745
He's innocent!
363
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,040
[muffled]
He's innocent!
364
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,251
[no audible dialogue]
365
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,790
Proceed, Mr. Buttowski.
366
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,542
Like I was saying,
367
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,882
I had just been thrown
into a wall by a giant
queen rat.
368
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,875
[roars]
369
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,915
Kick, what are you doing?
370
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,627
I am getting that key.
371
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:56,665
[rat growls]
372
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:07,542
[roars]
373
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,713
[roars]
374
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,209
Kick?
375
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,078
[gulps]
376
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,043
[growls]
Kick?
377
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,003
Kick!
378
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,670
[roars]
379
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,325
[shudders]
Look.
380
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,043
Wouldn't you rather eat
a sandwich?
381
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,251
Mmm.
382
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,000
Yummy peanut butter.
383
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,420
Oops.
384
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,917
[blows landing]
[shrieks]
385
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,577
Kick? Are you in there?
386
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,883
Come on, Gunther.
387
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,125
How did you get out of there?
388
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,325
You don't want to know.
389
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,293
You're totally hardcore.
390
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,002
[Kick]
Dead Man Dave's secret hideout.
391
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,038
Look at all these boards.
392
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:58,501
And all these salty snacks.
393
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,920
Careful, Gunther.
Don't touch anything.
394
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,705
Kick, you got it!
395
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,959
Dead Man Dave's
legendary skateboard!
396
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,249
Not quite yet.
397
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,250
[crashes]
398
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,915
This is the one.
399
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,537
Found some chips.
Gunther, no!
400
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,961
But I wasn't touching.
401
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,079
Gunther, come on.
402
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,665
Huh?
403
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,130
[screams]
404
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,625
Kick, I can't hold on.
405
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,328
So, Kick,
we almost made it.
406
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,253
No, Gunther,
we almost didn't make it.
407
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,880
Here's how it's gonna go down.
408
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,075
I let go of this ledge
and swing us both into the air.
409
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,833
I quadruple somersault
onto that volcano
410
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:00,964
next to Dave's skateboard,
411
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,879
flipping you backward
onto the ledge.
412
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,495
I grab the board,
you hoist us up,
413
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,500
and we're on our way.
414
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,920
It's no use, Kick.
Leave me behind.
415
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,127
Save the board.
416
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,075
I'm replaceable.
417
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,293
No, man.
I'm gonna get you both.
418
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,131
You can't do it all.
419
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,075
I have to do it all...
420
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,293
and then some.
421
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,291
On three.
422
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,291
One...
423
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,251
two--
424
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,130
Wait, wait, wait,wait, wait.
425
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,325
You mean to tell me,
out of a room full
of golden skateboards,
426
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,043
you chose the nasty old
wooden wooden
427
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:34,251
held together by nails
and duct tape?
That's tight.
428
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,750
And where's your proof,
Mr. Buttowski?
429
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:40,040
Gunther's right
over there, isn't he?
430
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,331
Well, then, where is
this super skateboard
of yours?
431
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,003
[all] Eww!
432
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,040
It's an oral report,
Kendall.
433
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,001
Not show-and-tell.
434
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,290
[class] Eww!
435
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:52,081
Well, your entire report
was obviously fabricated.
436
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,883
But I must admit,
437
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:54,785
you entertained us all.
438
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,752
You pass... barely.
439
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,670
I can live with that.
440
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:06,579
Um, Mr. Buttowski,
441
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,713
school's not out yet.
442
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:09,669
It's only 11:30.
443
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,667
This means detention!
444
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:14,077
Mr. Buttowski!
445
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,630
Tell me, Kick.
446
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,665
How did you escape
that giant queen rat?
447
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,577
Well, that's easy, Gunther.
448
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,003
I just ran around in circles
until I was all pooped out.
449
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,918
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