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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[grunts]
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[dings]
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Kick, we should not
be fighting like this.
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We're brothers,
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and I feel bad about
constantly brutalizing you,
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and I know I can't
make it up to you,
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but will you accept
my apology?
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Go on, shake it, brother.
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[laughs]
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Have a nice trip,
dill weed.
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[whistling]
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I don't know why,
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but Brad has really been
unstoppable lately.
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I need to step up
my game.
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You'd need to be like
a super-ripped pro wrestler
to beat Brad.
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Too bad there's
no wrestling academies
in Mellowbrook.
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Sorry, boys.
No time to talk.
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Gotta get back
to wrestling academy.
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[growling]
[blows landing]
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Oh, it's hopeless.
You'll never beat Brad.
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Come on.
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So where do we sign up?
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[laughing]
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Hi-eeh!
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What do you want?
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I need you to teach me
how to wrestle
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so I can give my older brother
a beat down.
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Younger brothers are no match
for older brothers.
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No wasting my time.
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[blow lands]
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[Gunther]
Wait for me, Kick.
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[cries]
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Get ready for round two.
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He's right, Kick.
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We're too small to stand
against the big guys,
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and, you know, it's not so bad
living a life of fear,
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like my pet guinea pig.
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[whimpers]
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Good night, my love.
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[screams]
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Why is he always so scared?
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Come on. Let's go practice
darting our eyes around
in fear.
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Gunther.
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Um, huh?
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Look at this.
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[reads]
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That's more my style.
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[reads]
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[belches]
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Papercut Peterson
at your service.
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You're going to teach me
to wrestle.
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My older brother
keeps beating me up.
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I've got to beat him back.
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Older brother?
I hate older brothers.
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All right, I'll teach you.
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Great.
Let's get cracking.
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Get ready, Gunther.
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It's time
for a training montage.
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To the punching bag.
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To the treadmill.
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[huffing]
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It's too fast.
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It's... too... fast.
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Now you're ready for ring work.
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See, I'm in a sleeping bag
to make it fair.
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Now, show me what you got.
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Uh--
[Papercut smacks]
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Not good enough!
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If you can't win
with strength,
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find another way.
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Work together.
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If you can't handle something,
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tag out with your partner.
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Get each other's backs.
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[squealing]
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[screams]
Tag!
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[screams]
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[Papercut]
See, I trained him.
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[meows, purring]
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One, two, three, I'm out.
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Get ready, Gunther.
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[growls]
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Oh, yes!
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Yes!
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Well, I've taught
you everything I know,
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so I guess, uh,
who wants ice cream?
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[gulps]
Uh, let me just pretend
to have money.
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I got it.
It's the least I could do.
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[screams]
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Paper is my only weakness.
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Don't you forget it.
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[groans]
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Papercut Peterson?
You named yourself
after your weakness?
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I used to be
Piledriver Peterson.
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[Kick] That was you?
You used to be awesome.
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I don't do that anymore,
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not since my older brother
beat me down,
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forced me to quit.
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[grunting]
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Come on,
work those thick triceps.
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Ah, so what do we have here?
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Beat it, Sanchez.
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Why don't you mind
your manners, muchacho?
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Maybe you should vamanos
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because younger brothers
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will always lose.
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[screams]
Frozen cream!
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What makes you think
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you can boss Papercut around?
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I'm allowed
to boss him around
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because Papercut
is my younger brother.
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[gasps]
Papercut?
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It's true.
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Shogun Sanchez
is my older brother.
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That academy of his
used to be mine
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until he beat me down
and took it from me,
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kicked me out into the cold.
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See? I put a hat on
'cause it's cold.
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That's the end of my story.
No, it isn't.
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Tonight we're going to prove
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that younger brothers
can beat older brothers.
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You may be tough out here,
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but Papercut can still beat you
in the ring.
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And the prize is?
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Ownership
of the wrestling academy.
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And if you lose?
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Oh, we won't lose.
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You're on,
my little Chihuahua.
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You can take this guy.
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[grunts, trills]
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[growls]
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I've never beaten my brother.
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Every underdog has his day.
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Just remember everything
you taught me.
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Yeah, okay, Kick.
Okay.
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Let's go!
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[audience cheering]
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[gasping]
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Yeah!
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
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We should not be fighting
like this.
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We are brothers,
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and I feel bad about
constantly brutalizing you.
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Wait, where have I heard
that line before?
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And I know I can't make it
up to you,
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so, well, will you accept
my apology?
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Wow, that's actually
really nice.
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Come on, let's shake on it.
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No! It's a trap!
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[echoing]
No!
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Aah! A paper cut!
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My only weakness,
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just like I said earlier!
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Ow-ee.
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Younger brothers are no match
for older brothers.
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That's... true.
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Tag me in, Papercut.
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Finally, Kick,
I really believed him.
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You want to take his place
at the buffet of pain?
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Be my guest.
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I'll just tag in
my star student.
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[whistles]
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[gasps]
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I should've known.
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That's why Brad's
been unstoppable.
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I'm going to injure your face
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in my heart blender.
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[laughs]
Yeah.
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[audience cheering]
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Older brothers rule.
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It's over, Kick.
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We're just not strong enough
to beat them.
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No. Remember
what you taught me?
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If you can't win with strength,
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find another way.
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Gunther, Old Blue.
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See, Papercut?
Little brothers
don't always lose.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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What's this now?
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Oh, no, I'm a stage prop!
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He's going to cheat again,
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and he's going to throw
that little girl.
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Watch out, Kick!
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[roars]
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What?
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[growls]
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I don't believe it.
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Piledriver Peterson is back.
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[audience cheering]
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[cheering]
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Thanks for giving me
my old life back, Kick.
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Thanks for helping me prove
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that younger brothers
can beat older brothers.
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And thanks
for the training montage.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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I owe you both
a very sincere handshake.
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Handshake?
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Not the handshake.
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Ha. Just kidding.
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[together]
Ho-ho, Papercut.
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[Male Announcer]In a world with no hope,
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no heroes,
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and lots of zombies,
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one man will rise upto protect humanity.
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Let's rock.
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[screaming]
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Rock Callahan is
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Rock Callahan in...
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Starts Friday.
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Rock Callahan.
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[Kick]
It's finally here, Gunther--
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opening night
to Rock Callahan's
Zombie Motocross.
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Starring Rock Callahan.
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Number-one fans
first in line.
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As Rock Callahan would say...
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[together]
Let's rock.
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Well, well, well,
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what are you two doing here?
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Hello, Mouth.
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Huh. You think you're getting
in that theater tonight?
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Oh, you know this.
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Have you forgotten
who works here?
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I'm not afraid
of your screw-head brother.
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[Mouth]
You ought to be.
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Ever since he got promoted
to Assistant Manager,
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Pantsy runs this theater
with an iron fist.
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He doesn't tolerate anything.
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No whistling!
No movie for you!
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Step out of line--
[sneezes]
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and he kicks you out.
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No movie for you.
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[bawling]
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Some even say
he can hear your age.
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No movie for you!
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No pants for you.
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[screams]
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But since he's my brother,
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I have an awesome movie
to watch.
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Good luck, suckers.
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[laughs]
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Mouth is right, Kick.
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Pantsy hates us to begin with.
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Nothing's stopping me
from seeing this movie.
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You didn't say "please"!
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No ticket for you.
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[bawling]
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Uh, one ticket
for Zombie Motocross, please.
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[cash register beeps]
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One for Zombie Motocross.
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00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,293
Please.
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I know my ticket stub's
in here somewhere.
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No stub, no movie.
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[screams]
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My ticket,
Your Ushership, sir.
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Mm-hmm.
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Thank you,
Your Ushership, sir.
272
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,825
No running!
I wasn't running.
273
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,504
No entrance for you.
Next!
274
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,540
What? I have a ticket.
275
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:40,002
You're too young
to see this movie.
276
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,380
Next!
277
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:42,745
Time for some new glasses,
Pantsy.
278
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,500
Zombie Motocross
is rated PG.
279
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,330
Ticket, please.
280
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,213
You just tore it up.
281
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:53,078
No ticket, no movie!
Next!
[groans]
282
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,003
Then give me a refund.
283
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,250
No refunds,
and no movie for you.
Next!
284
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,420
I bought a ticket,
and I'm going to see
that movie.
285
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:04,037
You're never going to get
by me, Buttowski.
286
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,580
[Male Announcer]Wow, what a play.Let's see that again.
287
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,923
Here comes Kick Buttowskion an end run.
288
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,747
Pantsy's right on his tail.
289
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:20,250
Look at the way Buttowskisets up his blockershere and here.
290
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,420
And look at this move
291
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,327
as Buttowski fakesto the right, cuts left,
292
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,383
completely fooling Pantsy.
293
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,915
And look at this.
294
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:30,497
Buttowski, he stopsfor the thumbs up from a fan.
295
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,630
You just don't seethat kind of confidenceand skill anymore.
296
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,705
The kid's got spunk,I tell you.
297
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,039
I think he's going to make it.
298
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,041
Or not.
Huh?
299
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:44,671
Here's your own private
concession stand, loser!
300
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,379
Told you nobody's
ever beaten him.
301
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,325
Mouth? Even his own brother.
302
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,833
What did you do
to get kicked out?
303
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:07,285
No!
304
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:13,539
Here's your own private
concession stand, loser!
305
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:14,882
Oh, that's just cold,
306
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,325
but I'm not letting
someone like Pantsy
307
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,673
stop me from seeing
that movie.
308
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,247
Wait. Take me with you,
please.
309
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,580
I'm begging you.
310
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,923
I'm on my knees
in buttery popcorn tubs.
311
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,537
I can't miss this movie.
312
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:25,832
Why should I take you
with me?
313
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,384
I'm a Rock Callahan fanatic.
314
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,625
Oh, yeah?
Prove it.
315
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,035
[cracks]
316
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,541
Let's rock.
317
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,083
So you are a fan.
318
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,503
Okay, you're in.
319
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,670
Yes! But how are we
going to get past Pantsy?
320
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,537
I've got eyes on the inside.
321
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,082
[cell phone ringing]
322
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,043
Yellow.
Slight delay.
323
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,541
Kick? Where are you?
324
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,582
The movie's going to start
any second.
325
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,503
I have to sneak in
through the delivery dock.
326
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,250
I need you to call me withthe whereabouts of Pantsy.
327
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,920
Got it.
328
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,457
[Announcer]Please remember to turn offall cell phones.
329
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,708
Will do, giant screen.
330
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,750
There's our in.
331
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:12,292
Hey, baby,
you look great in 3-D.
332
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:15,961
[scoffs]
Don't you have to sign
for a delivery or something?
333
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:17,749
Oh, yeah.
334
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,750
He's heading
for the delivery dock, Kick.
335
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,460
Abort! Abort!
336
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,208
He's heading your way.
337
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,497
I sure hope you're getting
my warnings.
338
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,790
Oops.
[nervous chuckle]
339
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,628
Now we wait for Gunther's call
340
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,125
as to the whereabouts
of Pantsy,
341
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,245
and we're in.
342
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,420
[ringing]
343
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,667
Hello?
344
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,957
He's right
in front of you, Kick.
345
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,329
Run!
346
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,790
Go on without me!
347
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:53,502
Enjoy the show.
Enjoy the show!
348
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,463
[sighs]
349
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,788
What are you doing here,
Clarence?
350
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,252
Uh, I love this flick.
351
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,170
You love the nuanced French
cinema of Marcel Pompeau?
352
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,960
Sure. I love all that...
mushy stuff.
353
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,289
Oh, really?
354
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:18,791
Sure, I--
Buttowski?
355
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,132
You in here?
356
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,422
Ooh.
357
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,710
Oh, wow, Kick,
358
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,879
I didn't know.
I-- I--
359
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,375
[gagging]
360
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,424
[pants]
361
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,747
[gasps]
[blaring]
362
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:44,790
Usher. Usher!
363
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,042
Why, you...
364
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,131
Time to go.
365
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,705
It was just getting good.
366
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:49,919
Come on!
367
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,245
♪♪ [ragtime piano]
368
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,583
Usher. Usher!
369
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,791
Gunther, save us some seats.
370
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:15,962
I'm going to lose this guy.
371
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,423
I love these 3-D movies.
372
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,377
Stuff really pops out at you.
373
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,083
[screams]
374
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,213
Ooh.
375
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,208
[screams]
376
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:36,328
Time to step it up a notch.
377
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,173
[siren blaring]
378
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,921
Kick, just in time.
379
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,537
The movie's about to start.
380
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:49,632
Not now, Gunther.
381
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:50,745
We've got company.
382
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:06,958
[revs]
383
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,382
[screams]
Liquid center!
384
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,000
Come on, you idiots.
385
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,830
This is precisely why
I have 500 ushers
on one shift.
386
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:40,384
Get him!
387
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,955
[growls]
388
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:43,709
You worthless buffoons.
389
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,329
Forget me. Get him!
390
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,705
Free hot buttery destruction!
391
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:57,669
[screams]
392
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,458
[growls]
393
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,498
Come on, you bumbling goons.
394
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,330
He's behind the candy counters.
395
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,293
Surround him!
396
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,827
Come on out, Buttowski.
397
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,044
It's over!
398
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,541
How many ushers do you think
are out there, Kick?
399
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:15,382
Lots.
Yeah.
400
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,075
Looks like we're not
going to get to see
Rock Callahan, huh?
401
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,543
Short of a miracle, Gunther,
402
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,042
I'm afraid not.
403
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,041
Sure was fun trying, though.
404
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,541
Sure was.
405
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:27,542
We may have lost,
but it doesn't mean
we go down easy.
406
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:28,672
What do you say, buddy?
407
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:32,575
Let's go out
Rock Callahan style.
408
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,210
[together]
Let's rock.
409
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,251
No!
410
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,380
[alarm ringing]
411
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,825
[crowd clamoring]
412
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,134
It's a miracle.
413
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,915
[grumbles]
414
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:57,627
Show's been cancelled.
415
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,575
Here's your money back.
416
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,423
Have a nice evening.
417
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,577
Oh, shove it.
418
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,577
[Gunther]
This is awesome.
419
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,713
You got that right.
420
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,579
[gulps]
421
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:11,883
Thanks for the help, Mouth.
422
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,745
Set off the sprinklers
on your own brother?
423
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,460
Blood might be thicker
than water,
424
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,128
but Rock Callahan rocks!
425
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,250
[all]
Whoo!
426
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,293
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
427
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:30,921
Usher? Usher!
428
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,250
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