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We should talk
about your future.
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You're looking
at the newest
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Happyland
VIP tour guide.
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Ian was right
to get you this job.
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He asked me to get you
a spot in security.
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I didn't tell you
about me and Ian because--
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Because you do like him?No.
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Because he's my brother.
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We did say we were gonna
hang out this weekend.
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Hey, Lucy.
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Harp.
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Hey.
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Well, I got to get
to my shift.
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Bye.
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Next time, try to make that
so awkward,
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one of you bursts
into flames.
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Hey, you know what?
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We just got through
three seconds of conversation.
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Progress.
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[Lucy]
There's Noah.
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How about this booth?
Huh?
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Reppin' the hell
out of Haynes, or what?
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Oh, yeah.
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What can you tell me about
the Ivy League of the southwest?
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Only that I'll miss you
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when I go back there
this weekend.
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So...
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I'm gonna get
some coffee.
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[chuckles]
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I don't blame him.
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I mean, we're kind of
being the people
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that I usually hate.
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He's just sort of down
on college as a whole.
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Doesn't think
he'll ever go.
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Well, you should apply.
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Like I'd ever get in.
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They only, accept, like,
4% of applicants, right?
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You'd get in.
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My work-study
is in Admissions,
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so I see
who makes the cut.
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Maybe I could talk
to someone there,
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get pointers on how
to nail my application.
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Come with me this weekend.
I can make that happen.
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Wait.
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You're serious?
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You know what?
That's probably a bad idea.
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I mean, buses are
usually booked by now.
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I'll get my mom's car.
Road trip?
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[chuckles]
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I will cancel my ticket.
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[chuckles]
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Where do you think
he expects you to sleep?
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Since when do road trips
mean sleeping together?
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Did I miss a day
in Driver's Ed?
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Yeah, the same day
we covered left-hand turns.
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He just wants to get you
into his dorm room.
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Okay, we're talking about
a college visit,
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not my sex life.
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Since when do you
have a sex life?
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You're pushing
the boundaries
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of this male/female
best friends thing.
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You need more
dude buddies.
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I'm just saying,
has something changed recently?
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Are you starting
a blog?
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Yeah.
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The giving up
your "V" card
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on a college
road trip blog.
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I got to change
for my shift.
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Try not to bang anyone
in the dressing room.
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♪♪
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Hi, honey.
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[chuckles]
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Look at you,
such a good little cleaner.
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Wait, is that racist?
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You're my kid.
We'll let it slide.
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Here, let me help.
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You're working
all weekend, right?
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Uh-huh.
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Could I maybe borrow the car
to visit Haynes?
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Be back by Monday.Isn't that where Noah goes?
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Oh. Yeah.
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And he'll be
introducing me
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to the head
of Admissions.
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Amazing!
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It would be
even more amazing
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if there was a chance
I'd let you go.
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It's a college visit, Mom.
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With a boy.
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One thing leads to another.
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I went down
a road like this before
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when I was a few years
older than you,
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and I ended up
with a Lucy.
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I can have sex here.
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He'll pressure you.
Trust me.
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And you won't be able
to just leave.
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You know, you can't just say
I'm your best friend
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when you want to vent
about guys
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and then pull mom rank
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just because you learned
how a broom works.
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I said no!
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♪♪
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Hey, Tom.
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Just picking up
my dad's check.
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So, someone's slumming it
tonight, huh?
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[sighs]
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All right, if we have to
throw down again,
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let me finish eating
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while you grab
your raccoon suit, okay?
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I know you got me
the security job.
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I'm not sure
why you did it, but...
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thank you.
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Well, you're Lucy's friend.
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Yeah, yeah, she's thrilled
with me right now.
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Why?
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I just kind of
busted her balls
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about going away
with Noah this weekend.
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She's going away
with him?
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Forget it, man.
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Thanks again
for the job, though.
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See you around.
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I should have started
rebelling when I was 12.
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She would have been
worn down by now.
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You got that temporary tattoo
last Halloween.
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Can't she just give me
a little credit?
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Noah's not
that kind of guy.
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And it's not like
I'd be honor bound
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to sleep with him
if he were.
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Well, would you
have wanted to?
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No slut-shaming here.Harper...
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Come on, do you actually want to
talk with me about this stuff,
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or are we just gonna go back
to being polite?
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I like him.
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And I'm not, you know,
waiting to do it
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under a perfect waterfall
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with Chris Hemsworth
or something.
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It's just--
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It's just you want
your first time
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to be with someone
that's not gonna pull
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a James Chandler
and bail.
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That's not what...
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Here's what I think.
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Sleep with him,
don't sleep with him,
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whatever, your call.
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But if you want to go,
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don't let your mom's baggage
stop you.
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Borrow my car.
I'll cover for you.
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♪♪
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Will. Hey.
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You, uh... You here
to talk about Haynes?
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Pass.
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I hear you got a big weekend
planned with Lucy.
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I'm just gonna introduce her
to the Admissions guy.
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Just remember
she's a great girl.
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So, you better treat her
like one.
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I'll remember.
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All of you
keep reminding me.
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He and I had
the same conversation,
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like, 10 minutes ago.
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[Gloria]
Have a great day.
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Oh, no tips.
Thank you.
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[quietly]
Not even that hundred.
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Miss Velez.
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We have a special VIP
coming in -- Kevin Mills.
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He's a major contributor
to the park, and--
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And he just bought
an island!
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Oh, sorry.
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Tabloids.
I don't read 'em.
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They were in
my dentist's office.
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We need to make sure
that he has a good time.
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And you want me
to guide him?
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My father specifically
requested you.
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Apparently, he thinks
you're eminently qualified.
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And I'm sure he wouldn't give
such a big assignment
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without a good reason.
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Right?
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Hey!
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So, this weekend...
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[sighs]
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My mom has lost her mind
about giving me the car, and--
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Don't worry about it.
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Your buddies Will and Ian
kind of interrogated me
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and got me thinking--They did what now?
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Look, I'm not gonna pretend
like I wasn't wondering
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if this trip
was gonna be a chance
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to maybe take things
to the next level,
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but I don't want to
pressure you,
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and I completely understand
if you don't want to go.
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We can just cancel...
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I was just gonna say
we'll take Harper's car.
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This trip is happening.
I'm in.
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[applause]
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Hey, can you
call in sick later?
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I can't miss work
unless you miss work.
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I don't know.
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It's not really
a good time
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for me to duck out
of prince duty.
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Come on.
Do me a solid.
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You kind of owe me
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after interrogating Noah
like that.
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Which was about what,
exactly?
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Look, I'm not giving
my dad and brother
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more ammunition
to come down on me
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just so you can get
Ivy League laid.
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Why do you care?
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Come, brothers.
Let us embrace as men.
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Rumor has it
that Hank Chandler's body
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is cryogenically frozen
beneath Happyland,
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but the truth is--
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I'm sorry, um,
how long does this last?
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It's another hour.
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Four more lands.
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Mr. Mills,
is there anything I can do
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to make your tour
more enjoyable?
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As a VIP,
you are entitled to--
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To something.
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I dump my money
into these charities
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at Happy World Fund,
Ricky's Kids,
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this new Happyland
scholarship,
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and, what,
I get the same tour
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thousands of visitors
see?
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What new scholarship?
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You know what?
Let's just call it a day.
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No, no, wait.
[chuckles]
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I really want you
to enjoy this.
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There has to be something here
you'd be excited about.
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How hard would it be
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to let me try on
a Ricky costume?
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Well, it goes
against regulations.
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But I can make that happen.
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Come on. Switch out
for the weekend,
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and I'll take
your second shifts
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for a month.
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AARP character dining
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and Free Ricky
Sippy Cup Day.
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Toothless people eating
and leaky diapers?
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Yep.
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And Sippy Cup Day.
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You're really turning
the screws on me here, guys.
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Hey, I had plans
to get my abs airbrushed.
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You're gonna have to make it
worth our while.
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Fine. I'll take them all.
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Throw in Serial Killer
Appreciation Day.
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Just go back out there now
and finish this weekend, okay?
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Done.
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What are you doing?
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I switched our shifts.
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Hope you like drool.
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Remember the part where I
didn't agree to any of this?
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Okay, you can
sell me out to Theodore,
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or you could just
be my friend.
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Aren't you two
supposed to be on?
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We swapped out.
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Oh, I should have
stayed away
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from the pupusas
at the Happy Hacienda.
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Can I get a day
or two off?
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Just don't use the word
"food poisoning" above ground.
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We don't want another
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Happy Mongolian Barbecue
incident.
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Yeah.
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You're a way better actor
when you're not playing Valor.
261
00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:53,733
Thanks.
262
00:09:57,804 --> 00:09:59,324
He'd better be
a good guy.
263
00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,754
I bet Richard Branson
never got to do this!
264
00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:10,366
[laughs]
265
00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:12,158
See? Tours don't
have to suck.
266
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:15,483
Hey, take a picture with me
for my kids.
267
00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:17,926
Uh, nah, oh, the head.
268
00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,337
Okay.
269
00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:20,652
[grunts]
270
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,284
[chuckles]
All right?
271
00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,966
Now one more.
Okay.
272
00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:27,209
Okay, uh,
we should wrap it up.
273
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:29,632
Guests really aren't
supposed to be down here.
274
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,909
Time to scoot.
275
00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:32,866
Well, golly, gee, willikers.
What's the big rush?
276
00:10:32,873 --> 00:10:35,393
Oh, that is a really good
Ricky voice, Mr. Mills.
277
00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,503
Mr. Mills?
278
00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:38,637
Oh, you can call me Ricky.
279
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,428
Why don't you put on
the Roxie costume
280
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,402
and we'll forage
for garbage,
281
00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:43,609
and I'll mount you
while you nibble trash?
282
00:10:43,608 --> 00:10:46,748
Hey! Back off!
283
00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,099
What the hell
kind of tour is this?
284
00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:50,505
Oh, no.
You-- You-- You were--
285
00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:52,791
Taking a picture
for my kids.
286
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:56,763
Mija, you can throw it
back in my face later,
287
00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:59,069
but right now
I really need you.
288
00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:01,072
Call me, please?
289
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,494
[phone beeps]
290
00:11:02,489 --> 00:11:03,769
Are you okay?
291
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,180
Lucy's not answering.
Where is she?
292
00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:10,744
She, uh... She should be
off in a few.
293
00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,399
I'll tell her to call.
294
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,302
Oh, there she is.
295
00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:16,675
Oh, wait!
296
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,636
Lucy.
297
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:20,023
Where's Lucy?
298
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:23,204
[chuckles] She switched
to get the weekend off.
299
00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:30,516
Thanks for the beers, man.
300
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,927
[chuckles]
I will never look
301
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:36,074
at the Plunderer's Cave
the same way again.
302
00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:38,594
Amateur porn--
just a nice job perk.
303
00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:41,254
People love doing nasty things
in innocent places, huh?
304
00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:44,122
And they forget we have
security cameras everywhere.
305
00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:46,427
We print the best pics.
306
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,132
So, what were you doing
talking to Noah today?
307
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:58,552
I just wanted to make sure
he was aboveboard.
308
00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,815
Same as you, right?
309
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,100
You know...
310
00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:05,832
if Harper's got to date
someone new,
311
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,658
I'm glad it's not
some choad.
312
00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:09,627
[chuckles]
313
00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:14,556
Wait.
314
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:15,801
Oh, crap.
315
00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:16,914
You got to be
kidding me.
316
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,388
That's Noah.
317
00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:21,805
Please don't judge me
318
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,430
for my emasculating
road trip playlist.
319
00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:26,192
Lots of ladies with guitars
singing about their feelings.
320
00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:27,513
Oh.
You've been warned.
321
00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:30,365
[chuckles] Excited to hear you
sing along in falsetto.
322
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:31,750
[both chuckling]
323
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,341
Hey, I have a devoted
Internet following.
324
00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:35,818
You know, I have no trouble
believing that.
325
00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:58,502
Staying at Harper's
for the weekend?
326
00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:00,371
Not like you
to lie to me.
327
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,125
I'm sorry I lied, but--
328
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:03,886
Okay, you're coming home
with me
329
00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:05,086
right now, Lucy,
I mean it.
330
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:08,414
You missed the boat
on laying down the law.
331
00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:09,748
I'm 17.
332
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,894
In a year,
I'm going off to college.
333
00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:13,904
I'm not like you.
334
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,656
If I want to go visit a school
with a boy that I like,
335
00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:18,107
I'm going.
336
00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:23,175
Lying and running off
with a boy you barely know,
337
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,491
just like me.
338
00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:26,503
It's not your call.
339
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,049
I'll see you Monday.
340
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:36,302
[cell phone rings]
341
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,820
Hello.
342
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,889
[woman]
This is Mr. Chandler's office.
343
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:44,060
He'd like to see you
immediately.
344
00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,244
[sighs]
345
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:46,308
You okay?
346
00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:49,068
We're not, like, obligated
to do this right now.
347
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,279
Maybe we should
call this off.
348
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:53,758
All good.
349
00:13:53,763 --> 00:13:55,463
Let's just
beat the traffic.
350
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,492
Lucy.
351
00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:00,673
[scoffs]
352
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,077
You guys are both
unbelievable.
353
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,953
Let's go, Noah.
Lucy.
354
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,468
Hey, come on.
It was cute before.
355
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:10,127
Now it's just getting stupid.
Back off.
356
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,225
What'’s this about, Will?
357
00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:16,061
It's about this.
358
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,202
From security footage
Tuesday.
359
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,105
Is this you
in the Plunderer's Cave
360
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:31,108
with the girl who sells
turkey legs in Gold Rush Land?
361
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:33,291
You and I never
made anything official.
362
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:36,076
So, it's cool for you
to have sex with another girl
363
00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:37,982
and go away with me
in the same week?
364
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,640
It's how it is in college.
365
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:42,951
Lucy. Hey.
366
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:48,128
Lucy.
367
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:50,478
She sells turkey legs.
368
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,025
Lucy.
369
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:06,037
[Theodore]
Kevin Mills said you were rude and unprofessional.
370
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,673
He's pulling
his contributions
371
00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:08,935
unless we let you go.
372
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,430
So, what happened?
373
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,050
Mr. Mills was bored,
374
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:19,613
so I took him down
to the dressing room, and...
375
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:22,402
he made a pass at me.
376
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,544
I said no,
but he still went for it.
377
00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:26,624
So, all we know for sure
is that she took a guest
378
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,855
somewhere that he
wasn't supposed to be.
379
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,268
You're right.
380
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:32,974
I shouldn't have taken him
down to the dressing room.
381
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,446
But if this is in
the job description,
382
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,690
then I don't want it.
383
00:15:36,694 --> 00:15:38,254
I'm not some
naive girl
384
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:40,587
who just does whatever
a rich man wants.
385
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:41,704
I quit.
386
00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:42,909
Theodore, tell Mr. Mills
387
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:44,177
he's no longer welcome
in the park.
388
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:46,814
Dad, I highly recommend
you don't do that.
389
00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,087
Noted, but last I checked,
390
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:51,225
I was still in charge
of this place.
391
00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:04,266
Was that about today
or 18 years ago?
392
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:05,343
Today.
393
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:10,557
But I should have apologized
a long time ago.
394
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,109
I panicked.
395
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:16,731
I already had a kid,
and I...
396
00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:21,263
I always thought about you.
397
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:23,496
Sometimes I wondered
398
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,229
what would have happened
if you hadn't--
399
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:29,395
Like you said,
it was a long time ago.
400
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:39,686
I figured you'd be
halfway to Haynes by now.
401
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,518
What are you doing here?
402
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:45,038
Noah was hooking up
403
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,938
with another girl
this whole time.
404
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,627
I'm an idiot.
405
00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:50,909
[sighs]
406
00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:54,426
Oh, mija, I can't tell you
how many times
407
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:57,357
guys haven't turned out
to be who I thought.
408
00:16:57,361 --> 00:17:00,431
Like mother, like daughter,
I guess.
409
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:03,333
I shouldn't have said
all that stuff.
410
00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:06,582
No, some of it was right.
411
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:09,577
You're growing up
and going away soon
412
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:13,200
no matter how much
I wish I could keep you here.
413
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:16,354
Even if by some miracle
I charmed the Admissions guy,
414
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,345
never could have
afforded to go.
415
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:21,627
I'm not so sure about that.
416
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,866
There's a new program--
417
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,870
the Happyland scholarship.
418
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,872
Covers tuition
to prep school and college
419
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,154
for qualified employees.
420
00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:31,671
Says it right there.
Kind of memorized it.
421
00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:32,841
[chuckles]
422
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,024
Are you serious?
423
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,058
Well, it's a little too late
for me to apply,
424
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,015
but I got you an interview
for next week.
425
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:41,613
[laughs]
426
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,102
See? Sometimes
you still need me.
427
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,507
Shush.
428
00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,412
[both chuckle]
429
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:50,031
So, what did
turkey-leg girl say?
430
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,864
She didn't know
about me either.
431
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,663
Was she pissed?
432
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,138
At Noah.
433
00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:57,633
But I get free turkey legs
through forever,
434
00:17:57,628 --> 00:17:59,938
so I come out ahead.
435
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,490
Or maybe I still lose.
436
00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,634
[both chuckle]
437
00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:07,983
Sucks. He'll just
keep doing the same
438
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,303
"Look at me,
I'm nerdy and adorable"
439
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,366
beta male routine
on some other girl.
440
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:15,894
[gasps]
441
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,887
Oh...
442
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,819
Hey, guys.
443
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:21,242
Hey, Will.
444
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:26,142
Think I could
talk to Lucy alone?
445
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,277
So...
446
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,293
there's something
I want to ask you.
447
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:42,118
You know, I already
forgave you last week.
448
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,611
I shouldn't have given you
such a hard time about Noah.
449
00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:46,086
But you were right
about him.
450
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,990
Yeah,
there was that.
451
00:18:48,989 --> 00:18:51,339
Strike that apology.
452
00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:52,717
Here we are.
453
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:53,957
Ricky's Flicks.
454
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,480
No offense,
but I've seen them all.
455
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,960
Did you forget
I'm not a tourist?
456
00:18:57,964 --> 00:18:59,664
Not Ricky's Flicks.
457
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,485
A nontourist should know
458
00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:03,965
there's something else
inside that building.
459
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:07,420
Yeah, like you scored us
passes to Club Happy.
460
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:11,977
Oh, my God!
461
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:13,078
[chuckles]
462
00:19:17,363 --> 00:19:18,673
[chuckling]
463
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,849
Getting pretty chummy
with the Chandler boys, huh?
464
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,471
Theodore getting you
free passes.
465
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:25,753
Let's just say
he owed me one.
466
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,990
You do not keep secrets
from me, Will Armstrong.
467
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:29,934
You are gonna have to
beat it out of me.
468
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,267
I've taken you before.
469
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,933
Fourth grade.
I have the upper hand now.
470
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,351
I hope.
[chuckles]
471
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:36,896
I better.
472
00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:42,835
Look, I wanted there to be
something wrong with Noah.
473
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,561
I've been telling you
that I had your back
474
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:47,913
because you were
my friend, but...
475
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,430
you're not really
just my friend.
476
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,980
Will...
477
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:57,404
You are and you always
have been a lot more.
478
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,647
[inaudible]
479
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:05,958
At least, you know, I...
I want you to be.
480
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,487
Luce...
481
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,729
did you hear me?
482
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,845
I'm sick of being scared.
483
00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:31,199
I still am.
484
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:33,885
I know you know.Lucy has her mother.
That's her family.
485
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:34,987
I think you should
get to know my dad.
486
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:37,242
I don't know if this family
wants me around.
487
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,886
Folks, we have
a special surprise.
488
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,722
We have our president,
James Chandler.
489
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:45,144
With his family.
490
00:20:45,194 --> 00:20:49,744
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