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♪
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[people screaming]
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And have a happy day
at Happyland, my friends.
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Don't be late for
the Ricky Show.
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[man in speaker]
Next show's up, next show is up!
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Cowboy Ricky's
on in two.
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Where the hell is
my new Ricky?
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♪
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Jim, Joe, either one of you
seen our new Ricky?
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I'm not Joe.You're not Joe?
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I need a giant raccoon
in a cowboy hat
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in the next
six seconds.
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Lucy, I can
do it.You're still in your Hawaiian Ricky gear.
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I'll swap
out costumes.Hey, keep that tail in your pants, Will.
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You know union
regulations.Hey, she needs--
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Hey, down on
the right, you see?
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Corporate suit guy decided
to pay us a visit.
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Keep it tight.
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Got it-- I need all eyes
on Ricky Raccoon.
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All eyes on--
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Oh... I'm assuming
that's me.
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I know you're new here
but you're also an idiot.
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This goes without saying,
look how I'm dressed.
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Okay, to review:
Enter through the curtain
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and do your dance
with the cowboys
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the second the crowd
makes the words come out.
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Then you have love
and shoves, you know...
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Hug a kid, pose for a picture,
sign an autograph.
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Pray you don't get chicken pox
while I run interference.
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Remember, to this kids
you are Ricky Raccoon.
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So no dream crushing or
illusion shattering on my watch.
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If you're in distress the signal
is take off your cowboy hat.
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Got it?So, I shove it and then
make love to cowboys?
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Oh!
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I could really
go for a burrito.
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Hold on,
is that pot?
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[sniffing]
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Are you, are
you stoned?
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I'm getting kind of a
high-strung vibe from you.
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So, there's really no answer
to that question
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that you're
gonna like.
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[kids chanting]
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!
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Okay, 420,
you're on.
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[music playing, cheering]
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[Ricky]
Hey, kids, it's me, Cowboy Ricky!
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You all ready
for a hoedown?
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[music playing]
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[man]
All right!
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[gasping]
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We have a
Ricky tumble.
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We got a Ricky tumble!
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♪
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Come on, kids,
clap those hands!
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Why is Ricky taking
a nap on the job?
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Silly Ricky!
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All right.
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Move to the left,
move to the right!
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We'll be right back,
boys and girls.
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All right.
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[chanting]
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!
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Clap your hands, yeah.
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[crowd cheering] Hey, kids, it's me,
Cowboy Ricky!
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Switch outs done,
wide-eyed wonder preserved.
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Hey, new guy.
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While you were doing
Ricky Raccoon with seizures
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you forgot to tell
those kids
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how Santa Claus
was killed by terrorists.
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[laughing]
It gets hot under that costume.
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You got high
under that costume.
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I was already high,
but don't tell me
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you've never passed
out inside those things.
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I'm not the performing
type, kind of like you're
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the unable-to-handle-his-buzz-
without-fainting type.
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Oh, you're going
to narc on me?
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The stage manager will take
one sniff in here
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and fire
your a-bs.
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I'm sorry, what
were you saying?
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♪
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If you're looking for
more adjectives to go with
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"can't handle his pot,"
let's start with
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irresponsible, caddish--
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Unjustifiably self-satisfied,
smug and, of course,
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douchey.Oh, those
are good.
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Hey, Magic Mike,
put on some clothes.
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You know, kid, I was a fur
for ten years.
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You gotta make
friends with the Gatorade.
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But, maybe you'd be
better as a face.
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Yeah, right height, right
complexion for a Prince Valor,
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and we're short on 'em.
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Less wardrobe so it wouldn't
be as hot.
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And... heat is
why you collapsed, right?
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Totally the heat.
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All right, then.
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We'll get you
learnin' the part stat,
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but for now
hydrate.
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You have guys who've waited
years to play Valor,
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and this asshat screws
up right out the gate,
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so why are you going to
give him a second chance?
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Trust me on
this one, back off.
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Hey, maybe add asshat
to the list?
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♪
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Harper, this place
is beautiful.
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I'm afraid to touch
anything, but it's beautiful.
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I'm not.Hey, your hands get
near those walls
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you're on probation.
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And what happens
on probation?
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No christening
the Jacuzzi.
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Can't have
that, can we?
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You stink, baby.
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That's what a real man smells
like after working all day.
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Hmm, a real man who gives
fuzzy hugs to toddlers
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in a raccoon suit?It's my job.
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You know, my parents didn't
get promoted to corporate,
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so I still have to
work to make some money.
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Hey, I still
work in the park.
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And now you live in Dazzle,
a Happyland-owned town.
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Okay, are we done with the guilt
Harper portion of the evening?
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Nah...No.
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Too bad, I hear the Jacuzzi's
got like 19 settings.
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Go! I hear setting
15 is, like, next level.
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Okay.
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[sighing]
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♪
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[splashing]
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Hey, Dirty Dave.
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Hey, Lucy.
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Hey, you get me that job
at the park yet?
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Super on top
of it, buddy.
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Sweet.
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[giggling]
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[woman]
You're the only person to tell me that.
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[laughing]
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Oh, hi.
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This is Avinash, he's a chef
at Happy Calcutta.
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Avinash, this ray of
sunshine is my sister... Lucy.
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Yep, the sister she gave
birth to 17 years ago.
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Our family tree
is pretty mind-boggling.
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It is late,
I must go.
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Hey, you don't
have to... leave.
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[door closing]
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Mom, is chef Avinash
my real dad?
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That man could have been
the love of my life.
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You don't know.
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I do though,
he's not.
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When was the last time
you paid the electric bill?
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Give me a break,
I just did eight shifts
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of "Love at First Sight"
with Prince Valor today,
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and I think he stole
my eyeliner again.
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I'll take care
of it, Okay?
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What's for dinner?
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What you making?
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Peanut butter and
batteries, apparently.
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Crap, I should have stopped
at the grocery store.
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Honey, relax, we're going
to do takeout tonight
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because tomorrow is
The Summer Happy Ball
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and the park is buying!
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I may have to
skip out this year.
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I have a Relief Partners
interview after work.
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Can't you just stay
home and rebel like all
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the other teenagers?Well, I'd get
to travel
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and it helps with
college scholarships.
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Yeah, but if you leave,
who's going to be
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my wing girl
this summer?
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Sue who runs
the Wizard Shop?
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Sue has a lazy eye.
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So she can scope out twice
as many guys for you.
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Everybody wins.
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[sighing]
Just promise you won't forget about me
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when you cure typhoid.Oh, they already
cured typhoid.
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It's more about preventing
it in developing countries.
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No hablas así
de tu mamá.
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I thought I was
your sister.
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♪
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[Lucy]
And I'm also a straight A student.
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Well, almost, I have
a B in Calculus,
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which I mostly took to prove
that girls can be good at math.
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But it turns out I happen to be
a girl who's terrible at math.
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Bad at math, got it.But people in
developing countries
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don't need derivatives,
right?
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No, just
clean water.
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Ah, did I mention
I'm also terrible at jokes?
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Okay, well, thank you
for coming in.
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♪
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[whispering to herself]
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Denise, hi.
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It's Lucy Velez.
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Um, I just wanted to add
that I think all people
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around the world
should receive health,
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prosperity and,
and care.
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That's our mission statement,
it's on the website.
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[alarm chirping]Great website.
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Not really turning this
around, am I?
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You have stellar
grades and essays,
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but what I was hoping
to see from you today
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is why you want
to sign up.
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I've lived in Happyland
my whole life.
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And all around all you hear is
"dreams come true," and stuff,
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but I don't necessarily
believe that.
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You work at the
park so long you think
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that life's gonna turn
into a fairytale.
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I've seen it happen
to my mo...
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To other people.
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But Relief Partners
is about reality,
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and I want to be a
part of something real.
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How about you come back
for a final interview
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with the executive director,
and we'll see what's what.
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[music playing]
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[chatter]
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I knew you would
crush it!
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My girl's
curing malaria.
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Again, malaria
already curable.
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00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:07,195
Hey, who's that?
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00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:08,955
New guy in the
character department.
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Huge dick.
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Wha...
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This type of thinking is how
you ended up a teen mom.
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You need to live
a little, mija.
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Did you see the way
that he looked at you?
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I felt it, Dave
felt it.
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I felt it.
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How did you even
get in here?
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Hors d'oeuvres, we're going
classy tonight.
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[clinking]
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[man]
Hello and welcome.
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My name's James Chandler,
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and my grandpa Hank founded
Happyland.
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20 odd years ago
I played Ricky Raccoon here
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then sadly I left Happyland
for Wall Street.
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Now you all know our
happy magic has a strong pull,
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and I couldn't leave
this place for good.
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I'm thrilled to finally
announce that I will be
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taking over as
Happyland's new president.
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[applause and cheering]
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My son Theodore
will be stepping up
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as the creative director
of the park.
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[clapping]
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Working as Ricky really
taught me the ropes,
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00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,264
so I thought that my youngest
son should start the same place
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and he's already off
to a great start.
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Ian, get up here.
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[applause and cheering]
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♪
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Oh... I partied
with that guy.
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Totally getting
a job here.
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00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:31,525
But I told you I'm not
up for this, we should go.
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Come on, it's the President
of Happyland.
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You've been here
forever, put in some face time.
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Elena, right?
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You were Princess Adriana
when I was an executive.
250
00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:45,892
What, like
20 years ago.
251
00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:47,820
Not quite 20.
252
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,753
Don't you go
aging me.
253
00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:51,266
Dad, this is Richard Norton,
254
00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:52,484
head of our branding
department--
255
00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:55,832
he has a couple
of questions for you.
256
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:59,421
So, I'm sorry, how long have you
been playing Princess Adriana?
257
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,590
Oh, eh...Long enough
to be the best.
258
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:05,625
You should hear her laugh of
whimsy, it's... very whimsical.
259
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,294
Ah, I'm sure.
260
00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:09,630
Well, it's always a pleasure
meeting long-time employees.
261
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,230
We should go.
262
00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:17,498
Hey, hey,
hold up.
263
00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:20,437
Luz, come on.
264
00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:23,991
Go ahead,
I'll see you soon.
265
00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:31,000
So, you never mentioned
your full name.
266
00:11:31,104 --> 00:11:32,524
Oh, I didn't?
267
00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:34,142
Ian Chandler.
268
00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:36,135
What-- I didn't want
you to play nice.
269
00:11:36,247 --> 00:11:37,417
I'm more fun when
you're pissed at me.
270
00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:39,084
You're lucky I'm still
pissed at you.
271
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,601
Well, at least let me try to
get back on your good side.
272
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,700
"Back" implies a
time when you were.
273
00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:45,005
Look, you showed
me the ropes.
274
00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:47,778
Let me repay the favor
and show you something cool.
275
00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:52,399
What... I think you're sweet--
well, sweet might be a stretch.
276
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:55,754
We'll go with plucky,
what do you say?
277
00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:58,553
What do you say
to what exactly?
278
00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:02,071
♪
279
00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:04,449
Oh, my God, Luz,
the view's bananas!
280
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,421
We could totally get fired
for being up here.
281
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,488
Hey, I won't tell
if you won't.
282
00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:11,389
Ian, you are so bad.
283
00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:14,349
When were you going to tell
everyone who you are?
284
00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:15,737
A Libra?
285
00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:18,218
[Harper laughing]
286
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,122
[fireworks exploding]
287
00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:22,403
Never seen
it from up here.
288
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,810
Yeah, it's amazing,
right?
289
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,396
[Harper giggling]
290
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:30,544
Okay, this has been fun
and... job threatening.
291
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:33,296
But Harper, we should,
we should go.
292
00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:34,337
Yeah, I promise,
wherever you're going
293
00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:35,863
it's less fun
than here.
294
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:39,382
Yeah, fun police,
we just got here.
295
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,692
Will will wonder
where we are.
296
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,445
Oh, Will will?
297
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,655
Whatevs?
298
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,664
Ever since I moved to
Dazzle he's been acting
299
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,556
like one of those self-righteous
poor people from "Le Mis."
300
00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:54,526
Harper, please don't
fall off the roof.
301
00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:57,665
[whispering]
Do you think he likes me?
302
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,807
Shh!
303
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:01,706
♪
304
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:08,624
[sighing]
305
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,756
Look at you
making breakfast.
306
00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:14,861
Someone got in
late last night.
307
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:16,346
Your wing girl has
a curfew now?
308
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,560
Well, a text would
have been nice.
309
00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:21,209
So, what did
Ian Chandler want?
310
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:25,287
Well, he... showed me a
nice view of the park.
311
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,150
Hmm, that better be
all that he showed you.
312
00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:29,294
Not that anything happened,
but when he smiled at me
313
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:32,984
you practically
booked us a hotel room.
314
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,428
What's up with you?
315
00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:37,327
Honey, trust me, I get
guys like Ian Chandler.
316
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:39,467
You should stay away.
317
00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:42,097
I'm just trying
to give you advice.
318
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,100
Oh, so now you're
a guy expert.
319
00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:45,342
Honey, you're smart
in a lot of ways,
320
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:46,785
but some things
I know more about.
321
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:49,545
How can I forget considering
I've had a front-row seat
322
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,486
to the parade of winners
you've brought around.
323
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:53,969
Oh, thank you, nice way
to talk to your mother.
324
00:13:54,074 --> 00:13:55,464
Oh, so now you're
the mother?
325
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:58,008
Look who buys groceries,
does laundry and pays bills.
326
00:13:58,113 --> 00:13:59,183
Don't change the subject,
327
00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:00,486
we both do our part
to get by here.
328
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,218
Yeah, my part
is doing everything
329
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:05,984
and yours is chasing boys around
like a hormonal teenager.
330
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:09,466
♪
331
00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:12,642
I'm sorry that's
what you think.
332
00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:15,128
And good luck at
your interview, mija.
333
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,933
[Lucy]
They give citations for the grass being too long?
334
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,484
I think you moved
into a cult.
335
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,797
There's nothing wrong
with bettering yourself.
336
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,700
It's like when you see
fat people exercising.
337
00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:31,459
My family's just
trying to fit in.
338
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,050
So fitting in means throwing
yourself at Happyland royalty
339
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:36,530
when you have a boyfriend
who loves you?
340
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:40,854
Right, my boyfriend
who only has eyes for me.
341
00:14:40,949 --> 00:14:44,639
Harper, seriously,
let it go.
342
00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:46,395
Will's like my brother.
343
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:49,056
But even before
I moved to Dazzle,
344
00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:51,244
you guys always had
more in common.
345
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:53,718
You both work in
the character department,
346
00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:57,033
you both were raised
by single parents, both--
347
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,897
Economically challenged?
348
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,211
I didn't say that.
349
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:05,704
Sorry, I'm... not saying
the right thing today at all.
350
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:08,531
♪
351
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,835
Hey, Luz, your mom
is on in 10 and, eh,
352
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,396
and no one
can find her.
353
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:16,809
Elena Velez is scheduled to
perform as Princess Adriana,
354
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,706
yes?I've never seen her miss
a show in 15 years.
355
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:21,605
I appreciate your loyalty,
but if I've been observing
356
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,443
for two days and she's
already missed one of them
357
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,553
we might want to--My mom's
not coming.
358
00:15:25,648 --> 00:15:28,268
Bad Indian food
last night.
359
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,645
What?Huh?
360
00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:31,096
She asked me
to fill in.
361
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:33,476
Maybe I should
get into costume?
362
00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:35,587
Maybe you should.Yeah.
363
00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:38,213
♪
364
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,006
You, you have
an interview in an hour.
365
00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:41,491
Then we better hurry.
366
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,979
I can still make it in time,
my mom can't lose this job.
367
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,665
You don't even know
what to do out there.
368
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,736
I know all the lines,
the song is prerecorded
369
00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:53,947
and I've seen the dance
since I was in diapers.
370
00:15:58,164 --> 00:15:59,654
Do I look
ridiculous?
371
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,311
Totally.
372
00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:02,748
[sighing]
373
00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:06,998
♪
374
00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:12,254
♪ And so I'm told
375
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:17,800
♪ I will
and I'm worn ♪
376
00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:20,317
♪ Come clean
377
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:24,157
♪ Come clear come home ♪
378
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,399
Hey, I think I'm rocking
379
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,301
the escape the band camp
look like a pro.
380
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,540
You're not
high again, are you?
381
00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:29,822
Define high.
382
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:31,849
You're gonna blow this and
my mom's gonna lose her job.
383
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:34,126
Lucy, Lucy,
I'm not high.
384
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:36,064
We lip synch the song and
dance, pose for pictures
385
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,267
and sign autographs
for 45 minutes, right?
386
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:39,996
Yeah, but I have
somewhere to be.
387
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:41,662
We have to hurry.
388
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:42,859
God, I don't even
have a car!
389
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:45,587
Don't worry...
I got you.
390
00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:50,942
You want something
to take the edge off?
391
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,394
Kidding again; here,
see you in a second.
392
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:59,264
[narrator in speaker]
Once upon a time in The Kingdom of Prince Valor
393
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:02,093
there lived a beautiful
girl named Adriana.
394
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:06,273
♪
395
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:21,394
You're not
changing?
396
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:26,078
No time!
Change in the car.
397
00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:29,773
♪
398
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,640
Don't peek.
399
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,026
[tires screeching]
400
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:47,861
Denise, Denise.
401
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,313
You're half-an-hour
late.
402
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,523
I'm sorry but I'm,
I'm here now.
403
00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:53,452
We filled the spot.
404
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:56,275
But I'm sure you were
late for a good reason.
405
00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:06,401
We need to go back.
406
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:09,189
You're not supposed to take
costumes out of the park.
407
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,612
♪
408
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:27,417
Thanks for the ride,
that was solid of you.
409
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,870
I'm not sure what to do
with you being nice to me,
410
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,139
it feels so wrong.
411
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:34,562
I'm never getting
outta here.
412
00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:36,625
Maybe despite what you say
you kind of like it here.
413
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:38,146
I mean, look, your friends
are here, your family's here.
414
00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:40,015
Happyland is home.
415
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,599
So I just want to play
my whole life safe?No, I didn't say "safe."
416
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,087
Maybe you kind of want it
to happen that way.
417
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,472
Yeah, I wanted my mom
to flake out.
418
00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:49,343
Nothing here makes
you want to stay?
419
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:52,168
No...
420
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,619
nothing.
421
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,688
♪ I wanna
love you ♪
422
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,830
♪ Don't deserve to
423
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:03,421
♪ Oo oo ooh
424
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,827
[Gloria]
Lucy, stop!
425
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,325
[distant sirens wailing]
426
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:25,514
I'm so sorry I didn't
show, I screwed up.
427
00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:26,582
Looks like you
get to keep me here
428
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:27,992
for another summer
after all.
429
00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:29,647
I didn't know you were going
to sub in for me, Lucy.
430
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:30,964
I swear,
I never would--
431
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,716
What the hell, mom?
432
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:34,136
Where were you?
433
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:37,592
Okay, listen...
about Ian,
434
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,113
I didn't want you
kissing him because--
435
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,462
Let's just focus on one of your
epic screw-ups at a time,
436
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:43,909
please?Well,
they're connected.
437
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,600
Eh, look.
438
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:50,531
I was late because
I got a phone call.
439
00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:52,977
I got a phone call from
James Chandler.
440
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,808
Ian's dad.
441
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,017
Ian's dad.
442
00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:01,226
And...
443
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,618
and your dad.
444
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:08,785
♪
445
00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:13,385
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