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I love when they serve
grilled cheese sandwiches.
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It's so much better
than yesterday's angel hair pasta.
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Yeah, I wish Angel
would wear a hair net.
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At least you can't mess up
a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Don't be so sure.
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Mine's not grilled,
there's no cheese on it,
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and it's not bread.
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It's just two dry sponges.
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I'm going to complain to Angel.
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Uh, Lexi?
You have a cleaver in your head.
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I'm surprised you didn't notice,
given how much you look in the mirror.
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It's not real.
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I'm a Cleaver Head.
A fan of the band Blood Butcher.
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You little kids don't know
who they are.
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Please.
I know all about Blood Butcher.
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They're a band.
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Their fans are
called Cleaver Heads.
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Little kids don't know who they are.
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Oh, so I guess
I'll see you at their concert
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Friday night at Toxic Wasteland.
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(laughs)
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Oh, you'll see us
at Toxic Wasteland!
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We practically live
at Toxic Wasteland!
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So, what is Toxic Wasteland?
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It's that scary Goth store downtown!
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Why would you tell her
we're going?
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To fit in! Don't you want to fit in?
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No! If I wanted to fit in, do you really
think I'd eat lunch with Angus?
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Yeah!
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I'll go to the concert
with you, Chyna.
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Toxic Wasteland is right next door
to Fat Leganzo's Pizzeria.
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One of their pizza toppings
is smaller pizzas!
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Well, Angel gave me
another sandwich.
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It pays to speak up.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thingSomething different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wingsYou got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blazeIn extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 daysWe got it, we got it ♪
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♪ If you can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Hey, Lexi,
you're into Blood Butcher, right?
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Big time.
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Hardcore Goth-death-punk
is my third favorite type of music.
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Right after pop-country
and Armenian reggae.
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Would you be impressed
if I told you I scored
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two tickets to their concert?
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No.
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All you did was go
on your computer and hit print.
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Those tickets were free.
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No, they weren't.
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My dad charges me ten cents
per page to use the printer.
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You know what I really want?
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To get backstage and meet the band.
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I can do that.
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You? How?
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There are two things I'm good at.
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Getting people backstage
to meet bands,
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and making promises I can't keep.
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But if I get you backstage,
you have to do something for me.
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And I think you know what I want.
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Fine. I'll let you sit
at the cool table in the cafeteria
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every Wednesday for a week.
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Every Wednesday for a week?
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Sweet!
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Your mom's never going to let you see
Blood Butcher.
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She's ridiculously over-protective.
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(chuckles) No, she's not.
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All right. Let's see.
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What?
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There are earthquakes
in San Francisco.
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Let's check out their website.
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Maybe Blood Butcher
isn't as scary as they sound.
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(beeping)
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(screaming)
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That's just the pop-up
ad for shampoo.
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I know, but it popped up so suddenly.
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The name of their new single
sounds innocent enough.
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It's called "Sundays With Grandma."
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♪ Punch, punch, punch, punchGrandma in the neck! ♪
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♪ I said punch, punch, punch Grandma ♪
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♪ Get Grandma, get Grandma ♪
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♪ Punch Grandma, get Grandma ♪
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♪ I love Sundays with Grandma ♪
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Man! I guess Grandma's lucky
they only visit once a week.
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What was that horrible sound?
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Oh! Oh, that?
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That was just Angus doing a sit-up.
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(chuckles) Show her, Angus.
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(screaming)
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Anyway, Mom, I was wondering
if I could see a concert Friday night?
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-What's the name of the band?
-Oh, uh, they're called...
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The Happy Fuzzy Friends!
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They sound like a little kids' band.
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Yeah, they sound
like a little kids' band.
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They are! But they're really good.
You should check out their website.
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Okay, I'll go do that right now.
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Okay, you do that. Bye.
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See you later.
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Love you.
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Why would you say
they're a little kids' band?
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And why would you say
they have a website?
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-What band wouldn't have one?
-A band that doesn't exist!
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Angus! Could you kill the power
before she gets to her computer?
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-Sure.
-(Chyna) Good.
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(car crashing)
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(car alarm blaring)
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I meant in the house,
not in the entire world.
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I'm not a mind reader.
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Come on, we got to get
the Happy Fuzzy Friends website up before
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my mom gets home
from work and goes online!
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Don't rush me!
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These things can't be done
with just the push of a button!
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Okay, done.
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I drew a picture
of the Happy Fuzzy Friends to upload.
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Here's Sharkelope,
Turtleurkey, Porcupotamus,
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and Octopanda.
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Octopanda? Where did that come from?
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Well, Olive, when an octopus
and a panda decide to start a family,
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they're visited by the storknausaraus.
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So, Angus, you scan this in
and I'll record a song sample.
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Okay.
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♪ Sometimes it really seemsLike a drag ♪
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♪ And when your mom tells youShe sounds like a nag ♪
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♪ But you gotta wear pants in public ♪
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♪ It's something you just gotta do ♪
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♪ At home it might be fun ♪
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♪ To take them off and run ♪
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♪ But you gotta wear pants in public ♪
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Good song.
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And a good message, Angus.
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Hey, you asked for a website.
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Now, you want it fast
or do you want it with pants?
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Excuse me, do you know
where I can find the manager?
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If I knew that, don't you think I'd tell
the cops and get the reward?
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I'm the assistant manager.
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The name's Sunshine.
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Seriously?
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I was wondering if I could get
a couple of backstage passes
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-to the Blood Butcher concert?
-Forget it.
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The backstage area is our storeroom.
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And the place I go to meditate
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on my relationship with Cthulhu,
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(in manly voice)
Dark Lord of the Underworld!
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Sunshine? You don't have, like,
a middle name you could go by?
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Look, the backstage is employees only.
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So, if we're done here,
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I have to go pierce the nose
of a lost, middle aged divorcee
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who thinks a metal stud
is going to fill that empty void.
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(woman) Sunshine!
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Coming, Mom! Relax!
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Good news. The power's up
and we are able to go online again.
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Oh. Didn't notice.
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Seems like you grownups
are obsessed, almost hypnotized,
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by the world wide web.
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I checked out
the Happy Fuzzy Friends website,
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they seem perfectly harmless.
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(giggles)
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So, can I go to the concert?
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Yup, and I'm coming with you!
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What?
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What?
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Awesome! Girls' night out!
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No, no, no, no.
Mom, you can't go!
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That's... the night of your yoga class.
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I don't take yoga.
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Well, you should. You seem really tense.
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I'm a birthday party entertainer.
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I need to know what the kids
are into these days.
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♪ You gotta wear pants in public ♪
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♪ It's something, somethingSomething pants ♪
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What are we going to do?
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The Happy Fuzzy Friends
aren't real.
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(pained screaming)
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Calm down, Chyna.
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That wasn't me.
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(pained screaming)
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This is a disaster.
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My mom's going to find out I lied
about the Happy Fuzzy Friends.
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She'll ground me forever!
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Unless the Happy Fuzzy Friends
actually perform.
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Come on, where are we
going to find an octopanda?
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Easy! We get an octopus, we get a panda,
194
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put on romantic music
and wait for nature to take its course.
195
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Use your head, Fletcher.
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The concert's tonight.
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The gestation period
of an ursine-cephalopod hybrid
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would be at least six months.
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We could perform ourselves!
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I'll record the music
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and you guys pretend
to play the instruments.
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All we have to do is make costumes.
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I got a panda suit.
204
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Why do you have a panda suit?
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I won it in a sit-up contest.
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I told you.
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Backstage passes
are for employees only.
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Oh, I'm not here about that.
209
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I'm here to apply for employment.
You're looking for a tattoo artist.
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Do you have any experience?
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Well, I kissed a girl
once at summer camp.
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I meant as a tattoo artist.
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Oh.
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In that case,
I was lying about summer camp.
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00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,536
But I have worked as a tattoo artist
at a lot of places.
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Like where?
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00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:17,035
Um, Tater Tats, Tat Burger,
218
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,383
Tatz's Deli,
219
00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:22,127
Jar Jar Inks.
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Okay, you're hired.
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All right!
Maybe I'll start tomorrow.
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I'll just hang out here tonight
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and check out the storeroom.
You know, see where you keep your...
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tattoo machine.
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Not so fast.
226
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I need you to work a shift now.
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In fact, here's your first customer.
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He wants a tattoo on his back.
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-Shouldn't he take off that sweater, too?
-That's not a sweater.
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Where's Chyna?
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We can't perform
without our lead singer.
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She's going solo already?
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She's nothing without us!
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Hey, guys.
235
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Oh. Well, look
who came crawling back.
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The Happy Fuzzy Friends
are playing at this place?
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Why do all these kids
have cleavers in their heads?
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(chuckles) Oh!
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Yeah, well, that's...
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because the Happy Fuzzy Friends
have this song,
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and it's called...
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"Don't Play in the Knife Drawer."
Check this out.
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♪ If you play in the knife drawer ♪
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♪ Something bad will happen ♪
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♪ Best way to explain ♪
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♪ Is to do a little rappin' ♪
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♪ My mom warned meBut I didn't believe her ♪
248
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♪ When she told meNot to play with a cleaver ♪
249
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♪ Playin' with knives is really patheticYou could end up needing a paramedic ♪
250
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♪ Holla! ♪
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Man, every one of their songs is good.
252
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This is cute.
I'm going to buy it for your Nana.
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It says,
"Sundays With Grandma!"
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Oh, this is good.
You like it?
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-Yeah.
-Excellent!
256
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,833
Okay, let's do this.
257
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:30,127
-Olive, did you bring the costumes?
-Check.
258
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,248
-Did you bring the instruments?
-Check.
259
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,083
Did you call Blood Butcher's people
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-and tell them the gig was canceled?
-Check.
261
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,170
Fletcher, that's Blood Butcher!
262
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,750
You just said check!
263
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:47,674
Yeah, I meant I need to check
my to-do list, and...
264
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,998
I did not do it.
265
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,711
We cannot let Blood Butcher
get on that stage.
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00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,962
Don't worry. You and Fletcher
just get our costumes ready.
267
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:08,499
-What are you two going to do?
-Yeah, what are we two going to do?
268
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Go shopping.
269
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:22,711
Hey, guys.
I'm the manager, Rainbow.
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00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:27,252
And I'm the assistant manager,
Lollipops.
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00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:32,249
I'm afraid we have some bad news.
272
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:36,003
And not the good kind of bad news
like an impending apocalypse.
273
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,790
(knuckles crack)
274
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:47,375
I was really hoping
the first time I shaved,
275
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,208
it would be my face.
276
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:57,132
(sighs) Okay, it's tattoo time.
277
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,381
What would you like?
278
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:04,078
May I suggest something simple
and tasteful, like...
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00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:06,995
The moon.
280
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:09,875
Or...
281
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:12,785
The sun.
282
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:16,289
Or if you're feeling adventurous,
283
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,459
a circle.
284
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:30,463
Or a Tyrannosaurus Rex
surfing on a sea of blood
285
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:33,582
and in its tiny little arms, a rose.
286
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,959
Could he be standing
behind the moon?
287
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,667
Ooh, scented candles.
288
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,960
Ugh, this smells like death.
289
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,461
What scent is this?
290
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,166
"Death."
291
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,080
And they also have "Vanilla death."
292
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,455
Nice! How did you get
Blood Butcher to leave?
293
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:11,382
We just told them there's been
a change of venue.
294
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,668
Let's see how "Punch Grandma in the Neck"
295
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,500
plays at the Golden Acres
Retirement Home.
296
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,383
All right,
Happy Fuzzy Friends, let's suit up.
297
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,628
Yeah.
Finally things are back on track.
298
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,669
Yeah, I don't think so!
299
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,380
Look at these backstage snacks!
300
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,748
I specifically requested macaroons.
301
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,500
Where are my blasted macaroons?
302
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:44,584
Excuse me. I'm looking for a guy
that's not very smart,
303
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,417
really desperate,
and about yay high.
304
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,750
Why? You're blonde and pretty.
You could do better than that.
305
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,753
By the way, I hate you
because you're blonde and pretty.
306
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,075
Aww, that's so sweet!
307
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,420
(Chyna) Hello, San Francisco!
308
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,250
Put your hands together for
309
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,173
the Happy Fuzzy Friends!
310
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,210
(Angus) Five, six, seven, eight!
311
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:18,501
♪ When you're doing craftsWith art supplies ♪
312
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,133
♪ Don't run with scissorsIt's not too wise ♪
313
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:24,078
♪ You could stab your chestyour arms, your thighs ♪
314
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,826
♪ You could lose oneOr even both your eyes ♪
315
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:30,457
-♪ Don't stick your hands together... ♪
-Wow, they're dark.
316
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,582
♪ And your right hand, too ♪
317
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,077
♪ Glue is good for wood or tin ♪
318
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,916
♪ But it's really, really badFor human skin ♪
319
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,707
Chyna? Excuse me. Excuse me.
I can't find my daughter.
320
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:46,212
And I can't find any meaning in my life.
321
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,633
(tattoo machine whirring)
322
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:54,209
There you are! I thought
you were going to take me backstage.
323
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,463
What are you doing?
324
00:18:56,542 --> 00:19:00,292
Uh, just finishing up
this guy's tattoo.
325
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,575
What is that?
326
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,583
A Tyrannosaurus Rex
surfing on a sea of blood,
327
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,747
and in its tiny little arms, a rose?
328
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,134
Yep.
329
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:19,247
(Chyna) This next song
is from our new album,
330
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,503
which is sold out, don't look for it.
331
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,883
(Angus) Five, six, seven, eight!
332
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:26,419
♪ In the soapy sudsy bath ♪
333
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,250
♪ You can wash your face and hair ♪
334
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,833
♪ You can wash your back, your elbows ♪
335
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,917
♪ You can wash your derriere ♪
336
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,250
♪ Between your toesBehind your ears ♪
337
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,753
♪ Are places you should scrub ♪
338
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,254
♪ But the one thingYou should never do ♪
339
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,463
♪ Is go potty in the tub ♪
340
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,172
♪ Don't go potty in the tub, tub, tub ♪
341
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,170
♪ That's not what you doWhen you rub-a-dub-dub ♪
342
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,670
♪ You can play with a boatOr a sub, sub, sub ♪
343
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,420
♪ Just don't go pottyIn the tub, tub, tub ♪
344
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,130
(cheering)
345
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,543
Chyna?
346
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,956
Chyna, what is going on?
347
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,754
Cameron's working
as a tattoo artist!
348
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,629
(in fake accent)
Who's Cameron, man?
349
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,287
I'm very disappointed in you, young lady.
350
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,670
And, Cameron,
351
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,580
I'm glad you have a job,
but a tattoo artist?
352
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,955
And, Dennis. A tattoo?
353
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,382
Those things are permanent!
354
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,075
(Angus) Can somebody help me?
355
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,166
I can't get this head off.
356
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,747
(gasps) Cthulhu?
357
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,924
Dark Lord of the Underworld.
358
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,212
I am your servant.
359
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:03,711
(in deep voice) Why, yes!
360
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,960
I am Cat Hula-hoop.
361
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,830
I command you to get me a macaroon.
362
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,540
Cat Hula-hoop wants macaroons!
363
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:18,537
Yes, my Lord.
364
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:21,752
Yes!
365
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:28,463
(giggles) I can't believe I'm getting
a guitar lesson from Turtleurkey!
366
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:33,417
I got you backstage. You have to live up
to your end of the bargain.
367
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,210
Don't worry, I will.
368
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,245
(giggling)
369
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,830
Oh, yeah!
370
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,417
The cool table.
371
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:48,206
That's right.
Cameron Parks is at the cool table.
372
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:53,287
Look at all those cool kids
sitting at the un-cool table.
373
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:59,377
Okay, got to act cool
since I'm at the cool table.
374
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,630
Yeah.
375
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,286
Cool table.
376
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,376
Cool.
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