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Oh, I'm so excited.
Grease is my favorite musical.
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The costumes, the songs...
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The male chauvinism.
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What?
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The play is completely sexist.
The men treat the women like doormats.
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It's like it takes place in the 1950s!
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(sighs) It does take place in the 1950s.
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Oh. Carry on then.
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(chuckles)
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(mimics car engine revving)
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Hey, what's cookin', good lookin'?
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You know, you don't have
to stay in character
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when we're not on stage, Jared.
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Who's Jared? I'm Danny Zuko.
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Ruffian. Drag racer supreme.
King of the streets.
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King of the streets?
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Your mom drives you
to school every morning.
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Sandy. You. Me. Dance floor. Now.
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Nice. Ordering a woman around
like she's your dog.
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What a delightful throwback.
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If you want me,
I'll be in the 21st century,
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enjoying women's rights.
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Look at Jared making his move on Chyna.
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They don't even have chemistry.
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She and I do.
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Third period. With Mrs. Sterling.
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I still can't believe Chyna got the lead.
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I've always been the lead!
I can't play Rizzo.
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She's a mean, manipulative brunette.
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I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde.
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Okay, let's take it from the top!
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Remember Zimbaldi's five keys to acting.
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Acting, energy, commitment, choices,
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acting, energy, acting, and acting!
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Stop in the name of the law!
The theater law!
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Who are you and what are you doing here?
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The name's French. Samuel French.
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I work for the company
that licenses plays,
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and I was informed
you are using Grease . Hmm?
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Without paying for the rights.
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-Is that true?
-Yes, it is, missy.
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What's happening here is more wrong
than eating carbs after 7:00 p.m.
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As of this moment,
this production is shut down!
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What? You can't do that.
The play's on Friday!
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We've been rehearsing this all year!
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Tough tiaras, cookie.
This is the theater law.
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The most important law there is.
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Other than like, maybe, murder law.
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How did you even find out about this?
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We received an anonymous tip.
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It was Lexi Reed. Ooh, I'm such a gossip.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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- ♪ Doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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What are you doing, Gibson?
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I was in the men's room taking a shower.
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Gotta stay fresh!
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But the men's room doesn't have a shower.
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Oh, I just use a urinal and hand soap.
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You do know the bathroom
has a sink, right?
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Ugh, sinks are filthy.
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People wash their hands in them.
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Hey, here's a crazy idea.
Why don't you shower at your house?
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Actually, I've been living at school
for the past week,
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ever since Nana
had her new husband, Bob, move in.
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What's so bad about Bob?
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He wants me to call him "Grandpa."
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I wouldn't call Bob "Grandpa"
if he were the last man on Earth.
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Mostly because if he were
the last man on Earth, I would be dead.
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Why don't you just find your own place?
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You're a grown man.
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(squeaking and cooing)
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On paper, at least.
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I'm trying, but I can only afford
$500 a month.
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Five hundred a month?
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Hmm...
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I think I might know a place.
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It's beautiful,
but is there a lot of street noise?
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No, none at all. It's really quiet.
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Oh, that won't work for me.
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I can't sleep
unless there's a lot of street noise.
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It's incredibly noisy.
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I thought you said,
"Are there a lot of cheese toys?"
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Okay, good. Next question.
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Are there a lot of cheese toys?
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Because I love cheese toys.
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Mr. Zimbaldi, we can't cancel the musical.
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This is my one chance to sing in public.
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What about that time
you sang "Dynamite" at my party?
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And when you sang
"Unstoppable" in the hallway?
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I mean, this is one of the few moments
you're not singing in public.
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Mr. Zimbaldi, I've been looking forward
to the musical all year.
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Can't you just write a new play?
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If I could write a play,
do you think I'd be a high school teacher?
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What if I write it?
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Why does she get to write it and not me?
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Hey! Danny Zuko wants to write it!
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Would you stop?
We're not even doing that play anymore!
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(Zimbaldi) Tell you what.
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We'll do this democratically.
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Everyone will pitch their ideas to me
and I will unilaterally pick the winner
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without any input from anyone else.
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I'm pretty sure that's not
what "democratically" means.
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If I knew what words meant, do you think
I'd be a high school teacher?
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Okay, first up. Fletcher Quimby.
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My play combines two classics.
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Fiddler on the Roof , and Batman.
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I present to you, Riddler On The Roof.
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Riddler!
How did you get into the Bat Village?
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Riddle me this, Tevye!
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When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar!
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Again with the riddles!
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I never know what you're talking about!
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I'm saying I want to marry your daughter,
the lovely Chynala.
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I've loved her ever since her Bat Mitzvah.
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In that case, I propose a toast.
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To life!
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In prison! For you!
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My play is the sequel to Annie,
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where she's old
and living in a retirement home.
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It's called Grannie.
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Don't worry, Sandy.
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I'm sure my son
will come visit me tomorrow.
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(piano playing)
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Mildred! Enough with the piano!
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Since the orphanage,
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every time someone says
the word "tomorrow"
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you start with that stupid song!
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I'm sick of it!
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And you cheat at canasta!
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Mr. Zimbaldi,
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I know everybody else's ideas
were half-baked vanity projects,
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but I know that mine is different.
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I present to you The Lexi King.
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Mrs. Reed, you've given birth
to the most beautiful baby
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in the history of the entire world.
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She's a gift, not just to you,
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but to all humanity.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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I shall name her Lexi!
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(dramatic music playing)
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I propose that we put on Grease !
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Forget it.
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I am not getting into another slap fight
with Samuel French.
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No. Greece, as in Ancient Greece.
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Birthplace of democracy, philosophy,
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and most importantly, breaking plates.
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I love it!
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Chyna, you'll be the female lead,
Jared, you'll be the male lead.
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-(both) What?
-(Zimbaldi) This is perfect!
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I mean, we already
have the Grease tickets,
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and posters printed up,
and your version is one letter off.
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Well, actually, it's two letters off.
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If I knew how to spell,
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do you think I'd be a high school teacher?
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Yeah, so my parents are totally cool
with you renting our living room.
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So cool that I didn't even tell them.
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Oh, and you just might want
to make the check out to me.
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Can I pay you in cash?
I don't believe in banks.
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Not even blood banks.
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I just give bleeding people
bags of loose blood myself.
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-(car door shuts)
-Gibson, quick!
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Let's play hide-and-seek.
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You hide underneath the sofa cushion
and I'll look for you.
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Okay, but you'll never find me!
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Okay, here I go!
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Where's Gibson? Where's Gibson?
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I don't know.
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-Where is he?
-I don't know.
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-Hey, Dad! What's up?
-Hey, Cam.
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I thought I heard you talking to someone.
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Oh, no. That was just me practicing my...
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ventriloquism.
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Really? You do ventriloquism?
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You even move your lips when you read.
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Okay, let me hear.
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I've named my dummy
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-Gibson.
-What?
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Gibson?
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(Gibson) What?
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Isn't Gibson the name
of that curly-haired weirdo
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from the A.N.T. Farm?
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That's me!
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Hey, Gibson! How you doing?
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It's dark in here!
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I'm scared!
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Where are the cheese toys?
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(laughs) Not bad.
I can't see your lips move.
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-(laughing)
-(Gibson screams)
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You weigh a ton!
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Get off me, lardo!
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Hey, you tell your sock
to put a sock in it!
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Hey, Olive, I read your version of Greece.
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And it's great!
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But I do have a few notes.
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Notes? You have notes?
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(chuckling) No, no.
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Just one page. Okay?
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Okay, first of all,
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there are all these long speeches
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where characters
talk directly to the audience.
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Those are called "theatrical asides."
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They're a classical device
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where characters reveal
their true inner feelings.
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Can you believe she's pitching an idea
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where a character breaks
the reality of the play
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and speaks directly to the viewer?
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I mean, it just... It makes no sense!
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Chyna, I can still hear you.
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Okay, next note.
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Given it's the annual musical,
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I was thinking it might be good
if it maybe had some music in it.
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I guess I could add
a killer acoustic panpipe solo
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in the 20 minute ode to Poseidon.
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Okay.
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I was thinking maybe something
a little more contemporary.
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Instead of the traditional
version of Aphrodite,
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we'll have Afro-dite!
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I'm foxy Afro-dite, goddess of soul,
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and I'm going to do
a little "Showtime for the Apollos."
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(laughs)
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Apollo, Mrs. Apollo, enjoy the show.
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(disco music)
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♪ Gonna boogie down ♪
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♪ There ain't no stoppin' us ♪
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♪ There's a party goin' onAt the Disco Acropolis! ♪
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Oh, and instead of Zeus, we'll have...
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Jay-Zeus.
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(rapping) ♪ Jay to the Zeus ♪
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♪ Rocks the ones and the twos ♪
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♪ Got rhymes from alphas to zetas ♪
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♪ And thunder for all of the haters ♪
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♪ Pack lightning for those who dissent ♪
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♪ Mount Olympus y'all, represent! ♪
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(clears her throat)
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00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,423
First of all, they didn't rap
in ancient Greece.
258
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And second,
who raps without punctuating it
259
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by saying, "Holla"?
260
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,080
Y'all see what I have to deal with?
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Writers. (scoffs)
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Unbelievable.
263
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Hey, Jared.
264
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Sorry. I mean, Zeus.
265
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Approach.
266
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,673
Great news.
267
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,420
Olive and I made some changes
to the play and added songs.
268
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I think you're gonna love it.
269
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Changes?
The mighty Zeus doesn't do changes.
270
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:17,877
You have way more lines.
271
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Love it! Brilliant work!
272
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,134
Chyna is totally
going to fall for her leading man.
273
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:31,078
Jared even looks good
in that stupid beard.
274
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,919
I can't even grow one of those mustaches
275
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,380
that looks like sweat.
276
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:40,334
I don't want this play to go on either.
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00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,377
If I can't be the lead,
there won't be any play at all.
278
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,535
What are you suggesting?
279
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:50,915
Ordinarily, I would have Chyna
meet with an unfortunate accident,
280
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,577
but everyone would know it was me.
281
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:59,705
But if we get rid of Jared,
the play will still be canceled,
282
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,632
and everyone will think it was you.
283
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:02,789
We both win.
284
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:07,038
Except you. You get suspended.
285
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:10,631
That's genius!
286
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,170
Are you sure this the best way
to sabotage Jared?
287
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:27,504
I don't know.
I saw an infomercial for this hypnosis kit
288
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,753
and felt strangely compelled to buy it.
289
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:32,672
Just go.
290
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,250
Hey, Jared. Check out
this new watch Fletcher got.
291
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,422
Show me, mortal!
292
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,962
Cool, isn't it?
293
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:47,002
You are getting very sleepy.
294
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,793
(snoring)
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You are now under my power.
296
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:56,040
Heretic! The mighty Zeus cannot be vexed.
297
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,785
The mighty Zeus is all-powerful.
298
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:02,495
The mighty Zeus
has to go finish his math homework.
299
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:13,999
What the...
Gibson, what did you do with the couch?
300
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,043
I sold it to pay for the bunk bed.
301
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,877
My roommate needed somewhere to sleep.
302
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,499
You have a roommate?
303
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,253
Yeah. To help pay the rent.
304
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,543
But don't worry. I did a background check
305
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:27,325
and all seven of his identities
came up clean.
306
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,325
(sighs) Gibson, are you crazy?
307
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,627
When my dad sees this, he's going to flip!
308
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:33,459
Ooh, I love gymnastics.
309
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:37,332
-(car door closing)
-Good, then let's see you tumble.
310
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:39,037
(grunts)
311
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,253
Hey, Cameron.
312
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,543
-Hey, Dad.
-I'm exhausted.
313
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,918
I was tracking this identity thief,
but he keeps changing addresses.
314
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,380
Anyway, I just want to relax
and watch some TV.
315
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,956
Why are there cheese toys
all over the place?
316
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:00,537
Ow!
317
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,915
Are you okay?
318
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,330
-Do you need blood?
-Whoa!
319
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,710
Cameron, tell me what's going on. Now!
320
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,082
All right, fine.
321
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,876
Gibson's been staying in the living room.
322
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,919
I've been charging him $500 rent.
I'm sorry.
323
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,920
You should be.
324
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,210
Renting out the living room for $500?
325
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,631
What's wrong with you?
326
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,749
We have a view
of the Golden Gate Bridge, man!
327
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,634
We could get at least 1200!
328
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,077
Twelve hundred?
329
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,536
For a place without a urinal shower?
330
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,625
We're out of here. Come on, Wacky.
331
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,707
What are we going to do?
The play is about to start.
332
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,790
Wait, I have a wacky idea.
333
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,504
Wacky! I just saw three little pigs
in the hallway.
334
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:55,999
(clears throat)
335
00:18:57,709 --> 00:19:01,329
Parents and students,
welcome to the annual school musical.
336
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:04,457
With no further ado,
Zimbaldi Productions presents
337
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:08,132
a Zimbaldi production
of Zimbaldi's Greece !
338
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:14,209
Welcome to Mount Olympus.
339
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:19,211
I am the mighty Zeus!
340
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,751
God of sky, thunder, and...
341
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,173
Zeus lightning!
342
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,378
Ah... We're going to take
a brief intermission.
343
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,459
Feel free to buy a T-shirt in the lobby.
344
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,381
All major credit cards accepted.
345
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,333
The mighty Zeus is all-powerful.
346
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,330
Well, I guess the play can't go on.
347
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,917
Oh, no!
348
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,210
This is the worst news ever!
349
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:02,001
No! There is no way we're canceling this.
350
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,633
We already canceled the first Grease.
351
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:05,499
We cannot cancel the second Greece
352
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,003
because there's no other way
to spell "Greece."
353
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,923
Sorry, we have no one
to take over his role.
354
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,330
Or do we?
355
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,287
What?
356
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,130
(feedback) Or do we?
357
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:24,501
♪ Grecian lovin'It's two thousand B.C. ♪
358
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,883
♪ Grecian lovin'It's all Greek to me ♪
359
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:32,292
♪ Grecian lovin'I look like a goddess ♪
360
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:35,625
♪ Grecian lovin'Oh, don't be so modest ♪
361
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:39,709
♪ Our love is real and nothing is better ♪
362
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:43,502
♪ We go togetherLike olives and feta ♪
363
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,003
♪ The bells will chime ♪
364
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,753
♪ And joy will be spreading ♪
365
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:51,464
♪ Soon we'll haveA Big Fat Greek Wedding ♪
366
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,082
I now pronounce you God and Goddess.
367
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,956
You may kiss the bride.
368
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,133
Yeah.
369
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,129
(both) Opa!
370
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,748
I loved it! I loved it!
371
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:25,044
I loved it! I loved it!
I loved it! I loved it!
372
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,375
Spoiler alert. I loved it!
373
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,172
You know, Sammy,
374
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,170
if you loved Greece ,
you'll love my musical
375
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,500
about a large Austrian family
stuck in an elevator.
376
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:41,751
It's called The Sound of Muzak.
377
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,038
(elevator music playing)
378
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,540
(metal banging)
379
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:53,079
Oh, no! We are von trapped
in this elevator!
380
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:57,956
Yes, we are on 16. We need to go to 17.
381
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,415
I smell Tony! Walk with me.
382
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,877
(groans)
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