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Nana was a suffragette
Never thought to fail
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Nana was a suffragette
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Spent the night in jail
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Singing, "Votes for women
Is just a beginning
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"You haven't seen anything yet"
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Oh, Nana was a suffragette.
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Today, the Banbury Intricate Craft
Circle Politely Requests Women's
Suffrage - that's us -
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is to take inspiration
from our dear sister in suffrage,
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Annie Smith Peck,
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who, at the tender age of 61,
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has just made the summit of
Mount Coropuna in Peru,
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where she planted a flag.
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And do you know what was on
that flag?
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"Help!" "I'm exhausted?"
"I won't be doing that again."
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"Votes For Women".
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Yes, Emily, well done.
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Are we going to climb a mountain,
Margaret? In a way, yes, Emily.
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We are to trek across
the foothills of ignorance
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to ascend the slopes of injustice,
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till we reach the summit of
equality.
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And do you know what we will find
on that summit?
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A flag with "Votes For Women" on it,
you just told us.
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No, no. No, a bowling green.
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Since the dawn of bowls,
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no women have been permitted to
play or spectate in this country.
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So we are to take a stand,
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for sporting women and for suffrage,
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by distributing
an uncompromising leaflet
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at the international bowling
tournament
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that is to take place here,
in Banbury.
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I know! Father is the captain,
the chairman
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and the treasurer of the team.
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Mummy's at home preparing his kit.
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Margaret, how exciting!
I know!
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Today, the Banbury Chestnuts
take on the New Zealand Rams!
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Ooh, where are they from?
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New Zealand.
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Ooh, where's that?
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New Zealand.
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So I shall take a photograph of you
all posing in sporting apparel
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to include in the leaflet,
demonstrating that women
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are just as capable of sporting
prowess as men.
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But are they, though?
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Yes.
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But are they? Yes.
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But are they really...
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Eva, is there a specific sport
that you think that women just
cannot physically do?
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Hmm... All of them.
But why, Eva, what reason?
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Well, because of their...
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You know, their...
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Their flibberty dingdongs!
There, you made me say it.
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In my day, we just used to
strap down our dingdongs
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and play a good game of tag rugger
on the gasworks green!
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But the thing is, Gwen,
some people's dingdongs are more...
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Oh, how can I put this delicately?
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..are more bigger than yours.
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So how you going to take these
photographs without a...
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photographinator?
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You mean a camera, Eva?
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Do I? Yes!
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Let me introduce to you my new...
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Kodak camera!
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Yes, I'm calling her Aletheia,
after the Greek goddess of truth.
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Hello, Anthea. No, Aletheia,
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because the camera never lies.
Do you see, Gwen?
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I had to pawn my South American
moth collection
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in order to raise funds to buy her.
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I was particularly sorry to say
goodbye to my Venezuelan poodle
moth,
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who was the spit of my husband
Osbert. Hmm!
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The native tribes of the Americas
believed
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that the camera could steal
one's soul.
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This one just cost me my
moth collection.
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Will it steal my soul, Margaret?
Cos I'm not sure I can do without it.
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I might never again know right
from wrong.
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Don't be absurd.
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How does the camera work then,
Margaret?
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Well, the souls are sucked in
here...
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Margaret!
No, I'm just joking, Gwen,
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I'm just joking.
Sorry, I couldn't resist,
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I couldn't resist.
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No, the light enters here,
is slowed and refracted
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by the glass lens, creating a
perfect reproduction of whatever it
sees.
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Have you taken any pictures yet?
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Er, no, no. No, not exactly.
I've been too busy digesting this -
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the operating manual.
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Read it four times - particularly
fascinating section
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on refracted light
and prismatic focus.
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This is so exciting!
I read all about,
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in my ladies' quarterlies,
how actresses and modeles,
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they use special greasepaint
and powder
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to make themselves look beautiful.
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They call it "the make-up".
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Well, no doubt,
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but we are here to celebrate
strength, Eva, not beauty.
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Anyway, who here would possess
such a thing as greasepaint?
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Mother says that greasepaint
is for common sluts and whores!
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Whatever that means?
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Well, a slut is...
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Grandmama!
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Oh, shall I get my greasepaints
and have a little go on Gwen?
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You'd like that, wouldn't you, Gwen?
She'd like that, Margaret.
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Oh, Gwen, I am going to give you
what God didn't.
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A husband?
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No, a face.
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I've got a face!
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A better one.
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Oh, thank you, Eva!
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Before you go, Gwen,
do you think you might fetch my
basket of sporting accoutrements?
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I left them in the vestibule.
Will do!
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And, Emily, will you go in the
kitchen and help Thomas with my
developing fluids?
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And, er, Myrtle, I shall talk you
through my...my camera,
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it's really, really quite
fascinating...
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I was one of Eadweard Muybridge's
early models.
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So rare to find a man whose
intellect and output were...
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equally large.
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Gwen, have you seen my hat?
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Um... I'm not sure.
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It's white and made of straw.
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Oh, yes, with a lovely long feather
on it!
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No feather. Are you quite all right?
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Oh, I can't keep this up, Frank.
You're not wearing a hat.
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I know, I've lost it.
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My umpire's hat.
And I need it for the tournament.
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Oh, silly me.
Are you entering a hat tournament?
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The bowls tournament.
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Oh, you're bowling?
No, I'm umpiring.
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Oh, how exciting.
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Yes, I've been longing to "ump"
for at least a decade.
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Only one man stood in my way and
now, at last, that ump is no more.
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Oh, Frank! Did you bump the ump off?
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Of course not!
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He slipped on an orange pip
and the graze went fatally septic.
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He was 89.
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Oh, too young! Too young...
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Oh, is this your hat, Frank?
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Yes! Thank you, Gwen.
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Oh, good luck, Frank.
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I'm glad you got the ump!
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Oh!
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Oh! Ah, our sporting accoutrements.
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I wonder what this is?
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Is it a mouthguard?
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LAUGHTER
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Er, no, it-it-it is a gentleman's
guard,
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but it's not for the mouth, Gwen.
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What a funny smell.
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Wonder what that is?
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The fecund musk of winter hellebores
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poking through the
mossy forest floor.
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That's exactly right!
However did you know?
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Educated guess.
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I'm here, I'm here.
Hello, Helen.
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Ah! There it is. Lawrence's box.
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I've been looking for that
everywhere.
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Oh, it's a box!
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What do you put in it?
Whatever you've got.
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Thank you, Mother(!)
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Does one wear a box for bowls?
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Lawrence is very fastidious
about his equipment.
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Well, I cannot stay,
I'm under extreme pressure
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preparing Lawrence's sporting whites
for the bowls tournament today.
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What manner of futility
is happening here?
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Oh, we are hoping to ensure
an integral role for women
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in the future of British bowls.
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We are creating a leaflet,
which I am calling -
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"New Women" - question mark,
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"New Balls" - exclamation mark.
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Some of us already have
an integral role, Margaret.
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For the past ten years,
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Lawrence's whites have drawn
collective gasps of amazement.
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Indeed, he has often told me
that his success in bowls
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is largely due to the crispness
in his slacks.
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Oh!
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Do I parade my efforts
ostentatiously, baying for praise?
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No, I do not.
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I'm content in the knowledge
that I'm entirely responsible
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for the stiffness
in my husband's trousers.
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Goodbye to you, I have an urgent
appointment with a crisping oven.
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Goodbye, Helen.
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What sort of equipment
does Lawrence keep in his box?
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Whatever it is,
it's definitely rusty.
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So, how does the enlarger work
exactly, Thomas?
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Ah, yes, Miss Emily. It, ah...
Well, it enlargens that which...
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requires...enlargening.
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Oh. How awfully clever.
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And what sporting pose shall you be
striking for the pamphlet?
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Oh, no. I do not sport.
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I am merely assisting Mrs Unwin in
her photographic suffrage endeavours.
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Besides which, my ganglions prevent
anything more strenuous than
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the move of a chess piece
or the flick of a tiddlywink.
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Well, I shall pose like this.
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Huhhh!
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Or, like this.
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Rarrrgh!
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Astounding.
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Perhaps I might have a copy
of the photograph to...
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set upon my tallboy?
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What are you going to do to me, Eva?
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Well, what the ladies do in the
pictures is they use strong colours
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to really show off their features.
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What are they?
Look at me, Gwen.
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Oh, sorry. Should I keep
perfectly still?
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No, look at me.
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See, what I've got here
are features.
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Oh!
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Have I got any features, Eva?
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Oh, yes, Gwen.
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You have got a lovely personality.
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Oh...
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Thank you, Eva.
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Now, I'm going to start with
the lips.
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By making them darker, I can make
them seem more...less thin.
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Will it sting? Oh, no, no,
they're all natural ingredients.
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See, it says so on the tin. Oh.
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Arsenic, formaldehyde,
aluminium, lead.
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Gwen, I'm going to make you
look beautiful!
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Oh, when I was a girl,
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Kenneth Hillingdon invited me out
for a promenade,
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so I begged Mother
to allow me a little rouge.
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Well, she would not relent,
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so I dabbed a spot of ammonia
on each cheek.
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By the time I met Kenneth,
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my face had puffed up
like a red-bellied toad.
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Oh, Gwen, how awful!
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Oh, Kenneth didn't mind.
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He loved amphibians.
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"A very flat lens
projects a large real image,
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"but the film is only exposed
to the middle part of it.
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"A rounder lens produces
a smaller real image,
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"so the film surface sees
a much wider area of the scene
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"at a reduced magnification."
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Yes, it's really quite simple.
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SHE SIGHS
Oh, Myrtle, you look splendid!
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SHE "TOOTS"
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Tally-ho!
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Ah, yes, goodness!
SHE CHUCKLES
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Done!
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I've got features!
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Oh, yes, yes, you certainly have.
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Who's next?
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Er...
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And these are the developing fluids
and emulsions and...tongs.
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If handled incorrectly, the fluids
can corrode one's flesh.
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How dreadful.
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I should hate to have
my flesh corroded.
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Quite.
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It's not a very dark darkroom,
Thomas.
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No, I have not yet extinguished
the overhead light. I can do that.
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Oh... How eerie.
250
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,360
I can barely see a thing.
251
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,240
Are you there, Thomas?
252
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,800
Yes, yes. Here I am.
253
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,000
Are you very frightened?
Oh...
254
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,720
Yes, Thomas, petrified.
255
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,120
Can you feel? I'm quivering.
256
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,520
TONGS RATTLE
257
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,360
Oh, Miss Emily!
258
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,120
Are you ready to come
and be photographed, Emily?
259
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,880
Yes. Coming. Goodness, it's very
dark in here, Thomas.
260
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,560
Yes, Miss Unwin, it is a darkroom.
Ah, yes!
261
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,720
Oh, excellent. Yes, you all look...
262
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,920
Yes, yes. Oh, goodness, Gwen!
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
263
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,360
Yes. Yes, quite a...
Quite a fine tableau,
264
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,120
so, strike a pose.
265
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,280
Ow!
266
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,280
Yes, if you'll hold up the flash
gun, Thomas. Ready?
267
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,120
And...
268
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,960
Nope, nothing's happening.
269
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,440
Hold the pose, ladies.
270
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,200
Higher, Thomas, that's it.
271
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,720
It's probably a perspectival
effect...
272
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,760
So, yeah, if you all shuffle back
a bit.
273
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,200
A bit further.
274
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,640
A bit further.
275
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,960
Yes, perhaps too far. So if you
could just come forward again?
276
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,920
Split the difference.
277
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,640
Yeah, still holding the pose.
Keep it up, Thomas.
278
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,040
Er, ready?
279
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,600
And...
280
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,080
No, no. Ah!
SHE LAUGHS
281
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,840
Ah, I see, I see.
282
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,720
And, ready?
283
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,040
And...
284
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,800
No, no, it's not working.
No, the camera's clearly faulty.
285
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,600
Can we move yet?
Yes, yes, yes.
My wrists are failing me,
286
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,400
Mrs Unwin, may I?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
287
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,800
I'm so sorry, everybody,
what a disappointment!
288
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,960
I just...can't think what's wrong
with it.
289
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,680
Thomas, would you have a look?
There's perhaps a speck of dust
trapped in the mechanism.
290
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,960
Yes. If you'll allow me, Mrs Unwin?
Yes, good thought.
Thank you, Thomas.
291
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,960
I wonder if my South American moths
are still at the pawnbrokers'?
292
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,240
Oh, no, Margaret,
they'd have flown away by now.
293
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,800
I'm back, I'm back!
294
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,880
Oh, Helen, I thought you were
crisping Lawrence's trousers?
295
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,160
Yes, I too thought that I would be,
that I was.
296
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,360
So why have you come back?
297
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,520
When I had retrieved Lawrence's box,
298
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,480
I returned home to find his
bowling trousers
299
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,640
standing in the hallway.
300
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,960
Was he in them?
301
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,080
No. They were quite alone,
302
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,880
having been crisped to within
an inch of their life
303
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,600
by a professional laundress
on Neavis Street.
304
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,800
When I attempted a casual enquiry
as to why he had decided
to send them out,
305
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,120
he replied that for a match
of this importance,
306
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,800
he could not risk his trousers
in the hands of an amateur.
307
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,440
THEY GASP
308
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,280
Helen, what does Lawrence keep
in his box?
309
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,280
Very little.
310
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,840
Well! Well!
311
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,240
Ladies!
312
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,920
Well!
313
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,800
Oh, Frank, whatever is the matter?
314
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,240
It's Mr Umpire to you!
315
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,320
How could you have done it?
316
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,040
And how did you get back so fast?
Um...
317
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,800
I have tended that bowling green,
loved it like a child,
318
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,160
dressed it, trimmed it, manured it.
319
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,560
Should one do that to a child?
320
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,680
My beautiful lawn, sabotaged!
321
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,000
Words burnt into the turf.
322
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,320
What words, Frank?
323
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,280
"Bowls For Women"
324
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,680
in letters three feet big!
325
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,200
"Bowls for Women"?
326
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:51,040
Yes, at first we thought
it had been done by the
Ladies' Ornithological Society,
327
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,080
because the "B" in "Bowls"
was obscured by a molehill.
328
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,000
Oh, yes, I see.
Oh, ladies, how COULD you?!
329
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,920
Oh, Frank, you don't think
WE did it, do you?
330
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,200
Well, didn't you?
331
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,960
No, of course not, Frank.
332
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,560
It must have been
the Banbury Free Suffragette Army!
333
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,120
Oh, no! Not them again?!
334
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,800
Of course.
335
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,560
Mrs Unwin, I'm so sorry.
336
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:17,120
Yes, how could you think Margaret
capable of leading such an action?
337
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:21,320
Thank you for defending me, Helen.
I wasn't. You are not capable.
338
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,120
The BFSA are so wonderfully bad,
aren't they?
339
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,320
Indeed they are!
340
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,000
So very naughty.
341
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,160
Miss Bute, there is nothing
wonderful
342
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:36,160
about the Banbury Bowling Green
being closed until further notice!
343
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,680
Oh, no! Where will all the owls live?
344
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,920
Oh, dear.
345
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,920
Poor Lawrence won't get to play
bowls in his troublesome trousers
after all.
346
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,200
Such a pity. Was he very irritated?
347
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,280
Yes, he was most irate, Mrs Bute,
348
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,560
which is why I suggested we hold
the tournament here instead.
349
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,400
In the church hall?
350
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,520
So we will get to see the men
playing, after all!
351
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,880
Wonderful!
Certainly not.
352
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,040
Your presence would break every rule
in the bowls rule book!
353
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,120
Well, not every rule,
354
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,480
just the one about women not
being allowed on the green.
355
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,680
If you're seen on the green,
356
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,160
I would never be allowed to ump
in Banbury again!
357
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,200
So please, ladies,
vacate the premises.
358
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,960
Fair enough.
Absolutely not!
359
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,360
We have booked this hall
and we shall not be moved.
360
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,280
Can I not even persuade you
into the kitchen?
361
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,720
No! Absolutely not!
We were here first!
362
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,840
I've a fresh batch of scones
in the oven.
363
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,760
Ooh! With jam and cream?
Yes, yes!
364
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,640
Cherry jam? Yes!
365
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,720
ALL CHATTER HAPPILY
366
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,680
I should like to make it clear
that I am only going into
the kitchen to take tea,
367
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,240
and I shall re-enter the hall
368
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,200
if I see fit, as and when
it suits me.
369
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,920
Oh, Helen. It's so good
to have you on our side.
370
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,480
I'm not on your side.
I'm doing this to annoy Lawrence.
371
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,680
Thomas, I must fetch some baize.
372
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,840
You make sure the ladies
stay contained. Me?
373
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,120
But how?
374
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,440
HE LOCKS DOOR
375
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,920
That's how.
376
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,920
No, Frank. No, Frank!
I shall not sanction this,
377
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,200
the incarceration
of my fellow suffragettes.
378
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,520
For goodness' sake! You're not
a suffragette. You're a man.
379
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,560
Technically, yes, but first and
foremost, I am a suffragette.
380
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,960
I shall play no part in this. I'll
just take the key with me, then.
381
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,840
They've locked the door!
Thomas? Frank?
382
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,200
They've locked it!
383
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,440
Outrageous!
384
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,880
Which jam, Margaret?
Plum jam, please.
385
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,760
Ladies, fear not!
I shall endeavour to liberate you.
386
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,120
Stand back from the door.
387
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,280
MEN SHOUT OUTSIDE
388
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:52,160
MEN: Aaahhh...! Ka mate! Ka mate!
Ka ora! Ka ora!
389
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,800
Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
390
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,480
Tenei Te Tangata Puhuru huru
391
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,360
Nana nei tiki mai
Whakawhiti te ra!
392
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,960
THEY ROAR
393
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,400
Whoa! Sorry, little fella!
Didn't mean to scare ya.
394
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,800
That's just our traditional way
of squaring up to the opponents.
395
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,040
It's a very serious Maori ritual
that we take very seriously.
396
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,520
Ah! Afternoon, ladies.
397
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,920
Hey! I think we've frightened
the Jebeezus out of everyone.
398
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,200
I cannot apologise enough.
How's it going in there?
399
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,400
We are the New Zealand Rams.
400
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,160
A very alarming way to say hello.
401
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,600
Well, it's a New Zealand thing.
We call it the Haka.
402
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,400
I'm Hilary and this bloke is Lesley.
403
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,320
Hilary, Lesley.
404
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,200
Oh, please! Hils and Les.
405
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,280
Liz?
406
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,400
Nah, Les. Cos Liz is a girl's name,
right?
407
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,360
THEY CHUCKLE
Yes, indeed.
408
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,320
Do you think you might help us?
We're rather locked in.
409
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,960
Oh, yeah! Can do. Stand back.
410
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,560
Oh, no, no, I think
you'll find that to be im...
411
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,600
possible.
412
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,160
Thank you!
413
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,720
Hey, they don't call us the Rams
for nothing.
414
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,960
HE LAUGHS
415
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,920
Hey, how were you going to play
an international bowling tournament
416
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,800
if you were all locked
in the kitchen?
417
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,080
Oh, no... Us?!
SHE LAUGHS
418
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,200
No, we're not the Banbury Chestnuts.
Oh, what a funny thought!
419
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,240
No, no, no. That is amusing.
420
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,560
Why is that funny?
421
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,840
Well, women are not permitted
to play bowls.
422
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,760
Get off the grass!
423
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,560
English women aren't allowed
to play bowls at all?
424
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,400
Says who?
It's the rules.
425
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,920
Not in New Zealand.
Yeah. Women can pretty much do
whatever sport they like.
426
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,600
Yeah - bowls. Cricket.
427
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,680
Rugby. Wrestling.
428
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,720
Farming.
429
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,880
In New Zealand, everyone mucks in.
430
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,600
That's why women have had the vote
since 1883.
431
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,480
GASPS OF ASTONISHMENT
Really?
432
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,800
Really? I had no idea!
433
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,200
Gosh, so every woman in New Zealand
can vote?
434
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,200
Well, the poor old Maori girls,
they had to wait until 1893.
435
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,280
But who could forget Meri
Mangakahia's moving appeal
to parliament?
436
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:57,400
"E whakamoemiti atu ana ahau kinga
honore mema e noho nei,
437
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,880
"kia ora koutou katoa."
438
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,000
Very moving.
439
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,840
Well, that's just the introduction.
Basically, it just means,
440
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,320
"Guys, stop mucking around
and give us the bloomin' vote."
441
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,480
Oh, pardon my Maori.
442
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,280
How inspiring that you have granted
women equal status
443
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,960
in your visionary new world.
444
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,600
Indeed it is.
Now, go and make us a cup of tea.
445
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,640
THEY LAUGH HEARTILY
Oh! Ha!
446
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,640
Nah. He's kidding.
I'm kidding!
447
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,880
I'd really like a cup of tea,
though.
448
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,400
Could I make it, Margaret?
Yes, yes.
449
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,760
Yeah! You beaut.
Oh, no. Me Gwen.
450
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,000
So, will you join us?
Take tea with us?
451
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,720
This way!
452
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,360
Oh, Hils.
453
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,920
I never thought in my lifetime
that I should meet men
454
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,800
who would truly, unreservedly
respect us as equals.
455
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,000
Me. I respect women. You have met me.
456
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,560
Yes, we are, in fact,
a suffrage group. Great!
457
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,280
Yes. Hoping to create a leaflet
458
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,600
celebrating women's
sporting prowess,
459
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,040
but alas, our camera seems
to have broken.
460
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,600
This is a nice piece.
Hey, I'm a keen snapper myself.
461
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,920
Yes, I think it might be
the adjustable meniscus.
462
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:15,600
I could find no fault. I thought
perhaps I might take it apart and
then put it back together again.
463
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,000
Yeah. Or you could take the lens
cap off. Ah. Yes.
464
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,920
Lens cap.
SHE LAUGHS
465
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:25,280
Tea up!
I don't know about you, Hils, but
personally I don't feel comfortable
466
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,560
playing a bowls tournament
in a society that so undervalues
its womenfolk.
467
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,560
Nor me, mate, nor me.
Hey, why don't you join our team
as substitutes?
468
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,960
Then at least you can watch
the tournament.
SHE LAUGHS HAUGHTILY
469
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,840
While I admire your native wit,
there simply isn't the time.
470
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,720
The induction process
to join the Banbury Chestnuts
471
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,520
consists of a three-part examination,
472
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,400
to be placed on a waiting list,
to be placed on a short list,
473
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,000
to be ratified by
a sub-committee, all of which
takes approximately three years.
474
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,160
Well, it's an equally draconian
system to become a New Zealand Ram,
I'm afraid.
475
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,280
Hold up your right hands.
476
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,800
Wave at each other
and repeat after me.
477
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,280
"Hi. I'm a New Zealand Ram."
478
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,920
IN NEW ZEALAND ACCENTS:
ALL: Hi, I'm a New Zealand Ram.
479
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,920
Yeah, that's it.
SURPRISED TITTERING
480
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,560
Kiergarlhel, girls!
Welcome to the Rams.
481
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,520
ALL CHEER
482
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,920
Frank... Are those women
on the baize?
483
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,600
Yes, I'm sorry.
484
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,080
Good Lord! Is that my wife?
And Emily?!
485
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,240
Helen knows the rules,
it's not like her to bend them.
486
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,720
Technically, Mr Bute,
it's above board.
487
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,520
They've been inducted
into the New Zealand Rams.
488
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,280
Has the whole world gone
entirely mad?
489
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,760
No. Just the world of
the Banbury bowls tournament.
490
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,400
This is most out of character.
491
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,840
Helen seemed perfectly equable
when I saw her earlier.
492
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,760
Perhaps I shouldn't have had these
bags professionally laundered.
493
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,920
Ah!
494
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,720
It has rendered them
a trifle chafey around the box.
495
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,880
Look at Lawrence.
I hope his trousers snap.
496
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,200
WHISTLE BLOWS
497
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,400
We're ready to begin.
498
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,120
Would the skippers please
step up to the rink?
499
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,640
HILARY: Tails.
500
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,680
Ooh, what are they doing?
Tossing to see who jacks off first.
501
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,200
Rams to bowl first.
502
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,120
THEY CHEER
503
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,760
Sssh!
504
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,960
WHISTLE PEEPS
505
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,560
This is thrilling!
506
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,360
I know! It's utterly, utterly
incredible and exciting
507
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,720
that we're the first English women
ever to witness
508
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,160
the drama and elation of
an international bowls tournament!
509
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,960
ALL: Oo-ooo-oooh!
510
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,120
Yes!
511
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,080
SHE COUGHS
Trousers!
512
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,560
WHISTLE PEEPS
513
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,520
THEY MURMUR
Is it over?
514
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,000
Well done.
515
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,520
Yes, what a fascinating game, Frank.
516
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,120
Who won?
517
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,400
Half-time.
518
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,800
Oh. Good.
519
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,280
GENERAL CHATTER
520
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,280
I say, cream tea.
521
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,480
Maybe it's not such a bad thing
having you gals along, after all.
522
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,720
Oh...
523
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,240
Ah, good on ya, Gwen.
These sandwiches are brill!
524
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,840
Brill! Ah, brill.
525
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,560
I'm sorry we're not putting on
a better show for ya.
526
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,040
It's taken us six weeks to get here.
527
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,440
We're just used to hundreds of Rams
fans cheering us on back home.
528
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,800
Yeah, it's the passion of our
followers that really keeps our
spirits up.
529
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,320
Without that, we're up the boohai.
530
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,520
We know you're doing your best
to support our efforts.
531
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,920
Iffots? Yes, yes,
we always support iffots.
532
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,040
FRANK: Gentlemen, resume play.
533
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,920
Rams and Ramettes, let's get
amongst it! Yes, yes.
534
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,480
I really should help Gwen
with the sandwiches and whatnot.
535
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,520
I, too, must do...something.
Yes, me as well.
536
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,520
I, also.
All right, fair enough.
537
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,120
See ya out there!
Yes, yes. Yes.
538
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,120
Bowls is not as invigorating
as I had expected.
539
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,080
Please don't make us
go back and watch.
540
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,680
I think I shall die from dullness.
541
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,360
I do feel, though,
542
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,760
we should do something to bolster
Hils and Liz
543
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,200
as they have bolstered us.
544
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,680
But what?
545
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,000
Ladies, I think I have a plan.
546
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,400
Gentlemen, Banbury are nearest
the jack.
547
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,960
Rams, your final bowl
of the tournament, please.
548
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,120
Ladies... Two, three, four.
549
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,160
ALL: Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka
ora!
550
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,920
Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
551
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,440
Tenei Te Tangata Puhuru huru
552
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,000
Nana nei tiki mai
Whakawhiti te ra!
553
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,680
THEY ROAR
554
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,400
That's outstanding!
555
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,960
Te-bloomin'-riffic!
556
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,840
Off the baize, please, ladies.
557
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,360
The Rams have it!
558
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,520
CHEERING
559
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,240
WHISTLE PEEPS
560
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,560
CHURCH BELL RINGS
561
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,280
LAUGHS TO HERSELF
562
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,840
I still can't hardly believe
we're Rams.
563
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,440
Yes, just think,
in merely six weeks' time,
564
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,440
our dear friends will be arriving
back in New Zealand.
565
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,760
17 million miles away.
566
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,560
Helen, was Mr Bute terribly vexed
that the Banbury Chestnuts lost?
567
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,040
He was a tad deflated.
568
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,280
But he has vowed never to visit
a professional laundress again.
569
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,520
Suffice to say, his trousers are
now firmly back in my grasp.
570
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,200
Well, five whole pages
covering the bowls tournament
571
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,680
and not one mention of the umpire,
me.
572
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,240
Oh, never mind, Frank.
573
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,600
Did they not even mention your hat?
574
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,600
No. But look.
575
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,200
HELEN: "Crazed Suffragettes
Terrorise Tournament."
576
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,720
Oh, Margaret.
577
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,080
The Banbury Free Suffragette Army
have stolen your thunder again.
578
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,520
No. They're talking about you,
ladies.
579
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,560
You're the crazed suffragettes.
THEY GASP
580
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,600
We're in the paper!
581
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,800
Ladies, you have proved to
the townsfolk and the people
of Britain
582
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,240
that women can and shall do
what men can do, and more.
583
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,600
But can they, though?
Yes.
584
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,880
Well, now you are all honorary
members of an international team,
585
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,720
I expect I'll see you next week
at the bowls match.
586
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,920
The pitch is fixed.
587
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,240
Oh... No, Frank, I'm afraid
I'm rather busy returning my camera.
588
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,840
I'm anxious to be reacquainted
with my South American moths.
589
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,480
I'm busy - indefinitely.
Yes, I'm definitely busy too,
definitely busy.
590
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,440
I'm busy...crisping!
591
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,720
I should rather die, Frank.
592
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,320
I'll come, Frank. I'll strap
my flibberty dingdongs down.
593
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,800
Good-oh!
594
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,280
Helen, what DOES Lawrence keep
595
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,240
in his box?
His pen...
596
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,320
Nana was a suffragette
597
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,600
Never thought to fail
598
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,040
Nana was a suffragette
599
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,320
Spent the night in jail
600
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,560
Singing, "Votes for women
Is just a beginning
601
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,880
"You haven't seen anything yet"
602
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,200
Oh, Nana was a suffragette.
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