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Nana was a suffragette
Almost the last alive
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Nana was a suffragette
Over 95
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She sang, "Votes for women
Is just the beginning
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"You haven't seen anything yet"
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Oh, Nana was a suffragette.
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"Now place the metal end of the bulb
into the round socket,
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"aligning the gaps in the rim with
the allied part of the bayonet."
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Bayonet?
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Did this come with a...
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Mrs Unwin,
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have you seen a big metal spear that
fits on to the barrel of a rifle?
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Um, no. No, I don't think so.
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Perhaps ask Mrs Cracken
from the Plums' Institute?
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Maybe they used it for de-stoning.
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Oh, how exciting to have
the Banbury Intricate Craft Circle
illuminated by science.
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Well, I haven't managed
to get the thing on yet.
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It might go poof
and set the place alight.
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Um, do you know, I don't really
understand these things,
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but I'd always assumed
that wouldn't happen
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because the melting point
of the glass is higher
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than the non-reactive gas inside
the bulb, rendering it impossible.
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Or something.
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Shall I explain it to you?
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Er, yes, would you?
Would you, Mr Millar?
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Well, when the, erm, the, erm,
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oh, the, er, the, er...
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The filament?
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Yes, the filament, gets heated up by
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the, the, the, the, erm, the, erm...
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Electricity?
The electricity, yes, yes...
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the electricity
gets hot and lights up,
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but it, er, it, er,
it, er, it, er, it, er...
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Doesn't burn because there's no
oxygen? Yes! That's it! That's it.
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Do you understand it now?
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Yes, yes, much clearer,
thank you, Mr Millar.
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Oh, Margaret, what excitement!
Our very own lightning bulb!
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Mr Millar is cautiously optimistic
and I'm optimistically cautious.
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And I'm optimistically optimistic.
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Frank is marvellous,
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you can't go wrong
with thighs like that.
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So good to have you back at
the craft circle, Mrs Von Heckling.
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How is your arm?
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Fine, dear, thank you. Why?
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I heard last week you had the
most excruciating tapestry elbow.
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Oh, yes.
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I could barely pick up a needle.
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So you'll be continuing
with your Wexford Cathedral
cross-stitch today?
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I'd love to,
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but I've developed
the most horrendous bout
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of haberdasher's knuckle.
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See, look. I can't do this.
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You have an alluring glow
about you tonight.
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Are you wearing a different collar?
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Ah, I know what it is!
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You've taken a lover!
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In a way, yes.
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Sono felicissimo, molto erotico!
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No, no, no,
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this is not an affair of the flesh,
Mrs Von Heckling,
I'm a married woman.
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Well, it's never stopped me.
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No, I have fallen in love...
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Yes?
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..with the women's
suffrage movement.
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Oh.
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Look, they gave me a rosette badge!
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Oh, really?
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And today I intend to propose
to everyone, and Helen,
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but mainly Helen, that
the Banbury Intricate Craft Circle
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become the Banbury
Intricate Craft Circle
Frankly Demands Women's Suffrage!
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So, no lover at all?
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No. No, no.
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Although I did write a poem
about Ovid last week.
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Do you want to hear that?
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Is it long?
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Well,
it's more like a letter really.
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Oh, good.
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To Ovid from Margaret -
we're on first name terms.
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"You were of a Roman descent, wrote
epic poems in Latin till spent.
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"I wish to have known you,
to worship and own you,
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"but alas I am wed
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"and you're dead."
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Is that it?
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The "spent" bit is quite suggestive,
don't you think?
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No.
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I'm here! I'm here!
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Oh, good(!) Helen, Emily.
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Ignore Emily. She is sulking
because I have confiscated her E M
Forster.
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That man's work
is nothing but erotic filth.
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Any title in particular?
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Mother. You're out of bed, I see.
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Yes, your charming maid
begged me rise for my own good.
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Oh! I see we're lumbered
with another ridiculous fad
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that will waste our money
and break down every ten seconds.
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What is electricity, Mr Millar?
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Really?
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Well, it, er, it, er...
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well...
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Simply put, Helen,
it's just electrons
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travelling along a metal wire
carried by energy.
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We don't need electricity.
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Where's it all heading?
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Electric hats? Electric shoes?
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Electric chairs?
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Ha!
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Are you sure you're all right
up there, Mr Millar?
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Mrs Unwin, putting in a light bulb
is a difficult
and dangerous business
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that requires stamina
and concentration.
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So if you wouldn't mind...
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Yes. I know, I'm sorry.
No, no, no. No, I'm sorry.
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There's definitely
something wrong with this bulb.
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I'll have to go and get help.
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Poor dear Mr Millar,
thrust into this modern age
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with no clue what he's doing.
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Ladies. I'll be back in a mo.
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Helen, I wanted
to talk to you about something.
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Pertaining to the Craft Circle?
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When the circle is convened
I will ask for motions
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and then you may put yours forward.
Yes. But I...
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Good evening, everyone.
Goodness it's frosty out there.
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I've had to swaddle Mother again
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and she really does put up
quite a fight.
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So good to see you, Gwen.
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Oh, because of the chill, I've made
us two sponges and a ginger parkin.
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Oh, well done, well done, Gwen, what
a lovely wife you would have made.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
It's such a shame about your teeth.
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Well, if you'll excuse me
I'll just go and prepare our tiffin.
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So may I tell you about my... In
due course, Margaret. In due course.
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This is not a shepherds' jamboree!
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Yes, sorry. Sorry I'm late.
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Liberty and Chastity
have been a bit poorly.
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I feel so guilty leaving the little
rabbits at home when they're sick.
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Eva, how are your little rabbits...
children?
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Chastity, she's got a tickly cough,
Liberty, she's got itchy gums.
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And the others?
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Patience, Providence and Prudence,
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they were so dreadfully darling
tonight at supper.
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They performed
Little Nell's death scene.
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They covered their faces in flour
and then they had strawberry jam
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dribbling out the corner
of their mouths to be the blood.
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And the others?
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Justina, Ernestina, Constance
and Clemence,
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they were selling us
the little tickets.
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And the others?
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Oh, Charity, Virginity,
Abstinence and Moderation,
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they were playing funerals.
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It's utterly their favourite game.
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They made themselves
little black armbands, so sweet.
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And the others?
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John was playing cricket.
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On his own.
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Well, he's a biter.
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I don't know how you manage, Eva,
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with only a cook, two nannies,
a housekeeper and an undermaid.
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Oh, you know, we muddle through.
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Tiffin! Tiffin!
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Oh, Gwen, let me help you.
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Sorry, cakes, cakes, cakes.
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Stay down, Gwen! Stay down!
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Stay down. Cakes.
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Goodness!
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Oh lovely, thank you, thank you.
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Can I stand up now?
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Yes, Gwen! Yes, yes.
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I'm so sorry!
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I would like to bring this meeting
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of the Banbury Intricate
Craft Circle to order.
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There's nothing to call
to order, Helen.
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We're all just sitting here
pretending to sew.
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Some of us are sewing, Mother.
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Just me then.
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May I put forward my motion, Helen?
Not yet.
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If I might recap on last week's
circle. A rather poor turnout.
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As we were not quorate,
I saw no need to keep minutes,
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but our faithful wife
of the needle, Miss Gwen Rapier...
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Better than wife
of nothing, Gwendoline.
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..has undertaken the task
of sewing our very own
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Banbury Intricate
Craft Circle Banner.
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How does it look, Gwen?
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Well, the letters are complete
but I thought I would brighten it
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with an applique work
border of my own design.
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What is that...pattern, Gwen?
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"Penis."
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I beg your pardon?
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"Penis."
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Oh, peonies.
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Yes.
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Yes. Peonies.
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I've never seen one that big.
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Oh, I have.
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Do you not like it?
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Oh, no, I think they're splendid,
Gwen.
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If only one could capture the smell.
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How is your Madame Bovary, Margaret?
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Rather frustrated by the lack
of colour in the threads
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but the bulging eyes
are medically accurate.
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Helen, might I address?
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Not yet!
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When I invite anyone to put a motion,
then you may speak.
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How is your Battle of Waterloo
coming along, Helen?
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Yes, well,
it's quite a challenging subject.
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Yes indeed, why don't you show us?
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No, no, no need.
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Oh, do.
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No, no, no.
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Oh, yes, do! You must!
Come on, Helen!
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Well, the challenging aspect is in
capturing the motion of the horses.
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Will it be a cushion cover?
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Yes. No. Possibly a chair panel
for the guest room.
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Mr Millar! Where have you been
secreting this delightful neophyte?
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You remember Thomas,
Reverend Grisham's little boy?
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So grown!
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Mrs Unwin, Miss Rapier, Mrs Bute.
Miss Emily...
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Right, Master Grisham, let's see
what the undergraduate can do.
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He's a medical student!
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Let me see the instructions,
Mr Millar?
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"Push, then twist the bulb to insert
the metal bayonet
into its corresponding niches."
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And...
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Ah! It's in!
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Is it? Yes.
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Ladies, it's in!
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Well, that's one job
we'll never have to do again.
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It's so exciting! So how do
you light it through the glass?
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One applies a counter-clockwise
action to this rotarian knob.
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Are you going to turn it on now?
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Yes. Oh, goodness.
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Sit down, Emily.
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Shall I dim the gas lights
for extra effect?
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Why not?
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Now shade your eyes, ladies.
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This bulb is the full 40 watts,
better safe than sorry.
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Ridiculous.
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Shall we count down?
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Yes let's! 100!
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99!
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98!
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Seven! six! five! four!
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three! two! one!
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Electricity!
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I think perhaps the bulb is faulty.
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I have another one.
Ladies, we shall be back anon.
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It's very dim. How would one read?
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One would pick up a book.
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Yes, it's hard to see how
this would replace the candle.
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My Charlie says that electricity is
going to keep women off their feet.
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Yes, he clearly prefers them
on their backs.
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Well, that's never going to catch on.
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Would now be a good time, Helen?
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I really would like to... Wait!
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Does anyone have a motion
they wish to put forward?
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Yes.
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Is it safe to look now?
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I have something
that I would like to discuss.
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Does anyone have a motion
they would like to put forward?
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Yes, I do.
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Yes, I do...?
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..have a motion
I would like to put forward.
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Margaret?
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Yes. Please proceed.
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Thank you, Helen.
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When I was in London...
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Not at all.
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..on my yearly outing visiting
my mother-in-law, she took me
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to The Royal Geological Society's
annual lecture on sediment.
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Is this a motion or a digression?
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I may simply precis this part
as Margaret talks silt.
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Well, after we parted
and I began my journey home,
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I was accidentally caught up in a
women's suffrage rally in Hyde Park.
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Show them your badge!
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Yes.
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Does your husband know you're
cavorting with skirted anarchists?
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No.
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Goodness, Margaret!
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I tell my Charlie everything!
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Were there no men there at all?
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Well, none that I could see.
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Sounds as much fun as a burst boil.
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What was the rally for, Margaret?
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Women's suffrage.
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I don't know what that means.
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Votes for women.
And your husband approves of this?!
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Well, I think we established
he doesn't actually know.
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So you're keeping it from him?
No, well, I don't like to tell him
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because he's been very melancholic
since Nietzsche's death
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and this could maybe tip him
over the edge. Who was Nietzsche?
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A bit like Shockheaded Peter,
but much crosser.
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Oh.
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Margaret,
have you become a suffragette?
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Well, Gwen, I feel that women should
have equal rights in society.
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So you are a suffragette!
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No, Margaret
can never be a suffragette.
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They're all mannish, flat-fronted
bottom-heavy spinsters,
aren't they? Sorry, Gwen!
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Oh, I've read that they've
malformed heads and webbed hooves!
294
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No, they don't.
295
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She speaks!
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No, she doesn't. Sit down, Emily.
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What has this to do with
the Banbury Intricate Craft Circle?
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It's my motion that the Banbury
Intricate Craft Circle
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becomes the Banbury
Intricate Craft Circle
Frankly Demands Women's Suffrage!
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Yes! No!
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Votes for women!
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Sit down, Emily.
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Women do not need the vote.
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The present system works
perfectly well.
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My husband votes for whom
I tell him to vote.
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What could be a better
system than that?
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If you could just have been there,
Helen,
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Hyde Park was thronging with
women in purple, white and green.
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We all surged forward
as one heaving she.
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300,000 voices chanting,
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Up the women!
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Up he women!
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Up the women!
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We chorused, united in strength
and purpose, singing,
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Shout, shout, up with your song!
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Cry with the wind for the dawn
is breaking
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Fight... ah...
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Da da da
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Something... freedom!
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Margaret, do you wish to turn
the Banbury Intricate Craft Circle
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into a rabid hotbed
of licentious freethinkers
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bent on a path
of wanton self-gratification?
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Yes, we do.
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Sit down, Emily.
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No.
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You see! It's happening already.
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I brought you all rosettes.
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00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,520
Do you want one, Gwen?
Oh, it matches my coat.
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Do you want one, Eva? Emily?
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May I take one, Mother?
331
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Absolutely not!
Do you want one, Helen?
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No, thank you!
333
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,680
Pssst. Gwen.
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00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,400
Yes, Helen?
335
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,280
I need to speak to you urgently
in the kitchen. All right, Helen.
336
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,280
I tell you what might be fun.
337
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,240
Why don't you bring your cakes
and your sewing basket?
338
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,320
Yes, Helen.
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00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,200
How quickly can you make me
a rosette?
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00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,400
How big do you want it?
341
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,600
This big. Do you want any letters
embroidered on it?
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00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,560
Yes, BASL.
343
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,200
What does that stand for?
344
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Banbury...Anti-Suffrage League!
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00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,400
But that's...
346
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,920
Yes, it is, Gwen, and in a moment
I shall explain to you
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00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,520
why the survival of our very universe
depends on this!
348
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,160
I'm not sure, Helen.
349
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,640
Do you want the human race
to die out?
350
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,440
No!
351
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,680
Then get stitching!
352
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:50,160
Banbury Intricate Craft Circle
Frankly Demands Women's Suffrage.
353
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,360
Yes.
354
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:55,360
I can think of another 'F' word that
might make people sit up and notice.
355
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,040
Thank you, Grandmama!
356
00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,400
Fondly! I was going to say fondly!
357
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,600
Fondly desires?
358
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,840
A bit racy, isn't it?
359
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,440
No.
360
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,880
What about "Politely Requests"?
361
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,640
Oh, that's perfect.
362
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,880
Yes.
363
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,880
And then Gwen can add the letters
on to her banner.
364
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,680
Where is Gwen?
365
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,760
Oh, look at your rosette!
366
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,880
BASL, what does that stand for?
367
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,960
The Banbury ANTI-Suffrage League.
368
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,040
What?!
369
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,480
It's fine, Emily,
Helen's going to save the universe.
370
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,400
I would like to invite you all
to the very first
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00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,840
Banbury Anti-Suffrage League
meeting in the kitchen.
372
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,840
The Anti-Suffrage League?
373
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,800
I am the founder member,
chairman and secretary.
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00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,320
Gwen is interim head of refreshments
and rosettes.
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00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,240
You will of course all be issued
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00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,680
with your very own 11-inch rosette
once you've joined.
377
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,320
I know you're upset because
Margaret's got a bit of attention
378
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,560
but for goodness' sake,
don't be so childish.
379
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,680
Is it childish to know that this
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00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,960
ignorant, innocent, irrational,
emotional creature
381
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,560
is just simply not capable
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00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,240
of shouldering
the burden of a nation,
383
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,560
and what about when she comes
to cast her ballot?
384
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,080
How will she write with her
billowing sleeves in the way?
385
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,600
Don't be ridiculous, Helen,
386
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,200
Gwen owns nothing
with billowing sleeves.
387
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,040
The ginger parkin?
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00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,400
Victoria sponge
with fresh cream and jam,
389
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,520
and 11 to 12 inch rosettes
are in the kitchen.
390
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,280
Mmm.
Ginger parkin is baby's favourite.
391
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,320
Emily!
392
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,520
Gwen!
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00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,000
So sorry, Margaret.
394
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,720
(It's all right.)
395
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,880
What would Mr Moore say, Eva?
396
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:47,520
And what if you were to go on one
of those suffragette rallies and die?
397
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,160
Think about those poor
little orphaned rabbits,
398
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,920
with no-one but a cook, two nannies,
a housekeeper and an undermaid
399
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,440
between them and the workhouse?
400
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,760
I'm just going to go and check on
Gwen. She did seem awfully upset.
401
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,720
Mother, are you coming?
402
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,720
SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
403
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,480
It is never easy taking a stand,
404
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,640
never easy going against
the tide of public opinion
405
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,200
and standing up for
what you believe is right and moral.
406
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,360
I just feel awful.
407
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,480
I don't want the universe to end,
Helen, I really don't,
408
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,280
and I know that Jesus would much
prefer it if I didn't vote,
409
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,880
because he doesn't want
to put me under too much strain,
410
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,800
and that I am innocent and ignorant
and irrational and...
411
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,440
what was the other one?
412
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,840
Emotional.
413
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,120
Emotional, yes,
414
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,880
and I am really so very honoured to
be asked to be head of refreshments
415
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,120
for the Banbury
Anti-Suffrage league.
416
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,720
Interim head of refreshments.
417
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,400
Of course.
418
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,840
But do you think
I could just please, please,
419
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:06,440
take Mrs Von Heckling and Margaret
a slice of Victoria Sponge?
420
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,400
No.
421
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,200
I know what went wrong last time.
422
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,000
You're not meant to wash
these blighters in the sink
423
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,640
before you use them.
424
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,160
Where is everyone?
425
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,000
Our suffrage group has fractured.
426
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,600
Helen has started an
anti-suffrage league in the kitchen.
427
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,920
Righty-oh. What are you doing
on the board there, Mrs Unwin?
428
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,680
I'm attempting to heal
that fracture, Mr Millar,
429
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,120
with a Persian algorithm.
430
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,040
Good luck.
431
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,000
Would you like me
to explain it to you?
432
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,480
If you could, Mrs Unwin.
433
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,160
Yes, right, well we have the hall
for one hour every week,
434
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,440
factoring in the possibility
that the Rare Plums'
Institute may overrun
435
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,640
and calculating we absolutely cannot
encroach on the time allocated
for the Horologists League,
436
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,960
We split the hour in half.
437
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,960
The first half an hour
goes to the BICCPRWS.
438
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,800
The second spent discussing
the virtues of the BASL.
439
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,600
Both groups are entitled to
equal cake, large rosettes
and a cup of tea.
440
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,200
In conclusion, pleasing everyone.
441
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,040
There's a problem here.
442
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,440
Is there? Are you sure?
443
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,520
If you wouldn't mind, Mrs Unwin,
may I make a correction?
444
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,400
Be my guest.
445
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,040
Women's suffrage is
a fascinating subject,
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00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,720
one I am most passionate about.
447
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,800
Are you?
448
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,760
I am all for passion of every kind.
449
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,720
Yes, I think that's correct.
450
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,440
"You can't please everyone."
451
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,440
Yes, I see what you've done there,
Mr Millar.
452
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,560
There's only so much you can get
out of books, Mrs Unwin.
453
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,280
I have a first-class degree
in common sense.
454
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,200
Have you, Mr Millar?
455
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,000
I had no idea
there was such a thing.
456
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,360
There isn't.
457
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,760
Oh, right, yes.
458
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,840
Mrs Unwin, if I might just say...
459
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,840
I have such tremendous respect
for your cause,
460
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,760
that the essence
of a person's character,
461
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,280
why their very soul,
can be unseen due to our inability
462
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,040
to penetrate beneath
the corset bones,
463
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,800
weighs as heavy on my heart
464
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,760
as if our land were in the fierce
grip of a foreign power.
465
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,600
I for one cannot rest
until that corset has been...
466
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,720
..has been ripped from the body
of society's consciousness.
467
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,840
I am your humble servant
and if there is anything I can do,
468
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,960
you only have to ask.
469
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:41,920
Actually, Thomas, I wondered
if you'd look at my knitter's knee?
470
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,360
KNOCK ON DOOR
471
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,440
KNOCK ON DOOR
472
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,840
KNOCK ON DOOR
473
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,240
KNOCK ON DOOR
474
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,560
Yes!
475
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,720
Hello, ladies. Helen, may I speak?
476
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:03,160
Please do.
Yes I've just completed
a complex algorithm. Persian.
477
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,400
I've come to
the reductio ad absurdum truth
that you can't please everyone.
478
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:11,560
I don't know what you're talking
about. In layman's terms, what can we
do so we can all be friends again?
479
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,040
It's very simple.
480
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:17,040
You ask me my opinion,
everyone's opinions,
481
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,320
then we have a debate
and then we vote.
482
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,320
I thought you didn't
want a vote, Helen.
483
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,640
Well, I do,
484
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,360
so that I can vote against voting.
485
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,880
But then you'll be voting.
486
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,080
Yes, in order not to vote.
487
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,440
Well, that's absurd, Mother.
488
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,280
Be quiet, Emily!
489
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,720
Well...
490
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,480
I'm not saying we're not equal.
491
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,560
Aren't we? No, we are equal.
492
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,360
Are we? Yes.
493
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:53,680
Like Newton's third law, equal
in magnitude, opposite in direction.
You'll get your turn.
494
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:59,040
But why waste a lifetime railing
against centuries of status quo?
495
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,400
Quo vadis? Women in trousers,
driving motor cars,
496
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,600
is that what you want?
497
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,760
Oh, goodness, no! Course not!
498
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,880
Mrs Eva Moore, look at you,
499
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,000
permanently pregnant
with 14 children!
500
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,320
Only one of whom
will be able to vote.
501
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,360
Which one?
502
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,000
John.
503
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,640
Oh!
504
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,600
You haven't got time to worry about
what's going on in Parliament!
505
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,960
Much less the head for it!
506
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,320
It's like curdled
baby's milk in there!
507
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,440
And you, Miss Gwen Rapier,
you may look like a suffragette,
508
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,200
mannish, flat-fronted,
bottom-heavy spinster,
509
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:41,400
but inside you have the heart
and brain of a sweet silly dormouse.
510
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,400
Stick to sewing!
It's what you do best.
511
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,040
Mrs Margaret Unwin,
I know it's hard to accept
512
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,400
that you've read all those books
for nothing, but you have.
513
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,840
We're not voting yet, Gwen.
514
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,360
I'm not voting, I have a question.
515
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,440
Will I still be interim
head of refreshments?
516
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,120
Yes.
517
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,680
I'll make you permanent
head of refreshments, Gwen.
518
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,760
Wait your turn, Margaret.
519
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,080
Emily, you're my daughter
so you must do as I say,
520
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,280
Mother, you'll be dead soon
so who cares.
521
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,600
Thank you.
522
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,920
In short, women should
not have the vote.
523
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,040
We are simple,
weak, emotional creatures.
524
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,880
That is all. Over to you, Margaret.
525
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,680
Um, yes. If I were to thank you,
Helen. If I were to...
526
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,680
Not at all.
527
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,600
Does an apple know
what it will become?
528
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,880
Or does it just grow?
529
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,600
Does it know if it will become
a pippin or a russet?
530
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,560
Does it care?
531
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,440
Um, can you judge an apple
by its type or...
532
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,600
We're not voting yet, Gwen.
533
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,600
No, a question for Margaret.
534
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,880
Yes, Gwen.
Will we have to take up smoking?
535
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,360
No.
536
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,720
Oh good. Mother has terrible croup.
537
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,480
Is that it, Mrs Unwin?
Can we vote now?
538
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,520
CRASHING
539
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,360
Sorry! Sorry!
540
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,400
Master Thomas,
could I ask you to assist me?
541
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,480
Oh, of course!
542
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,440
Helen, would you that say Thomas
543
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,360
was exactly the sort of person
who SHOULD have a vote?
544
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,480
Absolutely.
545
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,720
Thomas.
Do you know what electricity is?
546
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,640
No.
547
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:21,640
Would you describe yourself
as a strong or weak individual?
548
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:26,200
Weak. I have a congenital wrist
condition, hereditary ganglions,
549
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,480
which prevents me
from doing sport of any kind.
550
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,840
Excellent, Thomas.
Are you emotional?
551
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,560
Very, Father often says that I...
Well, I cry like a girl.
552
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,560
Yes, he does! I can vouch for that!
553
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,160
And do any of these things
554
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,360
prevent you from taking part
in our country's elections?
555
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,560
No.
556
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,120
Thank you, Master Thomas,
you may sit down.
557
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,240
Oh, and I cannot smoke a pipe,
558
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,960
and I have never driven a motor car
and frankly I think I never will.
559
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:03,280
Who wishes to vote
for Margaret's suffrage?
560
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,240
No, no, no, no, no.
561
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,360
I don't think you understand.
562
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,760
Mother asked who wished to vote
FOR Margaret's suffrage,
not against it.
563
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,360
It doesn't matter. I will pose a
different question, you simply raise
your hands at the same time.
564
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:20,640
Who wishes to vote
against Margaret's suffrage?
565
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,880
No-one.
566
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,640
Landslide victory for Margaret.
567
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,320
Total annihilation for Helen.
568
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,120
Up the women!
569
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,680
No, no, they don't understand.
570
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,800
They do understand.
You have lost, Helen, sit down.
571
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,840
No.
572
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,120
Sit down.
573
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,880
So we're the Banbury Intricate
Craft Circle
574
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,240
Politely Requests
Women's Suffrage, are we?
575
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,280
Yes, yes.
576
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,800
Perhaps you might add the letters
on to your lovely banner.
577
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,440
Oh, yes, over the top
of the penis.
578
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,880
Naturally we should all have
a slice of cake to celebrate?
579
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,200
No, can't. Baby's eaten it all.
580
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,800
Ladies,
shall we give this bulb a run?
581
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,840
Who'll do the honours. Margaret?
582
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,000
No, no, no, let Helen do it.
583
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,760
Don't want to, thank you.
584
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,000
Lowering up and at it!
585
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,840
Right,
586
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,560
five, four, three, two, one!
587
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,360
Electricity!!
588
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,640
GLASS SHATTERS
589
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,960
Um, sorry, sorry, I think
I may have turned the knob too far.
590
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:32,360
Nana was a suffragette
It's as if she's still last alive
591
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:36,320
Nana was a suffragette
Their voices still survive
592
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:42,120
Singing, "Votes for women
Is just the beginning
593
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,400
"You haven't seen anything yet"
594
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,400
Oh, Nana was a suffragette.
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