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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,867 --> 00:00:30,497 >> A KITCHEN MATCH. 2 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:31,530 [AUDIENCE GROANS] 3 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:39,503 [CLAPPING] 4 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,970 >> THANK YOU. 5 00:00:40,967 --> 00:00:43,527 OKAY KIDS WE DON'T PROMOTE 6 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:45,133 SMOKING BUT NOBODY WANTS THIS 7 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:46,533 GUY TO QUIT. 8 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:50,803 HE'S GOT A GIFT SO SUCK IT TRUTH 9 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,170 CAMPAIGN. 10 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:55,867 SMOKING JUST GOT COOL AGAIN. 11 00:00:55,867 --> 00:01:01,197 >> WELCOME TO TOSH.0. 12 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,130 THE SHOW THAT WARNS A VERY 13 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:03,673 UNCOMFORTABLE PHONE CALL WITH MY 14 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:04,327 PARENTS EVERY THURSDAY AT 15 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,873 10:31. 16 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,827 WE HATE YOUR SHOW. 17 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:10,633 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR 18 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:15,133 REAL NAME. 19 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:17,073 >> TODAY, JACK MCBRAYER STOPS BY 20 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,167 AND GETS REALLY ANGRY, THE 21 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:20,827 BALLOON GUY RECEIVES A HEARTFELT 22 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:21,673 WEB REDEMPTION, AND IF THERE'S 23 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,367 TIME, WE HAVE SOME WHITE GIRLS 24 00:01:23,367 --> 00:01:27,297 DOING BILL COSBY IMPRESSIONS. 25 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:28,470 >> THIS WEEK LEBRON JAMES IS 26 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,727 BEING ACCUSED OF THE ULTIMATE 27 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:31,403 CRIME: NO, NOT GETTING HIS 28 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:38,200 MOGWAY WET. 29 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,530 BUT BEING DUNKED ON BY A KID WHO 30 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,203 ATTENDED HIS OWN BASKETBALL 31 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,630 CAMP. 32 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,433 BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE IT 33 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:45,173 BECAUSE NIKE AND LEBRON 34 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:47,567 CONFISCATED THE TAPE SO IT 35 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:48,367 WOULDN'T EMBARRASS LEBRON. 36 00:01:48,367 --> 00:01:49,427 AND NIKE, AS LONG AS YOU'RE 37 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:50,703 TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE 38 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,070 EMBARRASSING TAPE HOW ABOUT YOU 39 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,897 BURY THAT 4-2 BEAT DOWN ORLANDO 40 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:57,070 GAVE HIM IN THE PLAYOFFS. 41 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:58,097 I'M NOT SURPRISED I'VE PLAYED 42 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:58,770 LEBRON BEFORE, AND HE'S A 43 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:04,527 HORRIBLE SPORT. 44 00:02:04,533 --> 00:02:05,173 YOU JUST DON'T POUND AWAY. 45 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:13,727 THAT'S BEGINNER. 46 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:14,433 ALWAYS PICKS THE PINK HIPPO. 47 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:29,133 HE'S GOT A KNACK FOR BALLS. 48 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:30,203 SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO TO TARGET TO 49 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,470 BUY ME A NEW GAME. 50 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:33,127 AND THEY MIGHT WANT TO CALL 51 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:33,833 AHEAD, THEY ONLY HAD 30 LEFT 52 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:36,333 WHEN I BOUGHT MINE TWO DAYS AGO 53 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:39,433 TO FILM THIS BIT. 54 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:43,833 MY MOM WAS LIKE WAS THAT REALLY 55 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:44,473 LEBRON. 56 00:02:44,467 --> 00:02:48,267 THEIR HANDS DO LOOK ALIKE. 57 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:49,397 >> WHAT'S NEXT? 58 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,670 AN OLD LADY ON A MOTORCYCLE. 59 00:02:52,667 --> 00:03:03,467 GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! 60 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:04,397 [YELLI 61 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:04,770 [YELLING] 62 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:05,467 IF YOU GUESSED THAT SHE WOULD 63 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:06,197 WRECK INTO AND EVEN OLDER LADY 64 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:06,900 IN A WHEELCHAIR, YOU'RE DOING 65 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,270 GREAT. 66 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:10,067 GRANDMA'S FINE. 67 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:10,767 THAT'S THE GREAT PART ABOUT 68 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:11,497 HITTING SOMEONE THAT'S ALREADY 69 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,400 PARALYZED. 70 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,070 JUST DON'T COUNT ON THAT $5 71 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:17,297 BIRTHDAY CHECK THIS YEAR. 72 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,070 >> CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS 73 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:26,597 NEXT? 74 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,070 NOT EVEN NOSTRADAMUS COULD 75 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:28,727 PREDICT THIS VIDEO WOULD END 76 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:32,533 WITH INCEST. 77 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:33,673 >> HEY CAPTAIN APPROPRIATE, NOW 78 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:36,397 IS NOT THE TIME TO [BLEEP] YOUR 79 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,830 MOTHER-IN-LAW. 80 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:38,933 WE'RE NOT EVEN FINISHED. 81 00:03:38,933 --> 00:03:42,603 GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 82 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,300 IT'S A MIRACLE, THAT'S RIGHT, 83 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,830 GRANDMA CAN STAND! 84 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,533 TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T PARALYZED. 85 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:47,933 NOPE, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE FROM 86 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:48,633 THE SOUTH, SHE'S JUST FAT AND 87 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:54,273 LAZY. 88 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:55,297 [CLAPPI 89 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:55,700 [CLAPPING] 90 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,670 >> SEND YOUR HATE MAIL TO ME IF 91 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:02,697 YOU CAN FIGURE HOW TO WORK THE 92 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:03,530 INTERNET. 93 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:05,373 KAUFMAN IS ALIVE. 94 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:06,267 >> I LOVE BESTIALITY AS MUCH AS 95 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:07,767 THE NEXT GUY, BUT DON'T ASK ME 96 00:04:07,767 --> 00:04:08,827 TO CUDDLE AFTERWARD, WHICH IS 97 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:09,573 WHY I FIND THE PIC OF THE WEEK 98 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:17,127 SO DISTURBING. 99 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:17,873 >> AT FIRST WE JUST HAD HIS EYES 100 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:18,227 BLOCKED. 101 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:18,973 BUT THEN THE HORSE CALLED AND 102 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,627 WAS LIKE, "HEY MAN, CAN YOU DO 103 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:23,233 ME A SOLID?" 104 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:23,973 LET'S SEE HOW MANY COMMENTS WE 105 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:26,127 CAN POST IN 20 SECONDS. 106 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,233 SADLY I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA 107 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,073 EVEN BE CLOSE TO ENOUGH TIME. 108 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:29,767 I THINK I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO 109 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:30,767 DRINK. 110 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:33,367 CAN I RIDE YOU HOME? 111 00:04:33,367 --> 00:04:34,067 DUDE, DAVE'S GIRLFRIEND IS A 112 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:37,567 TOTAL WHORE. 113 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:38,297 BEFORE YOU CLIMAX, I'D LOVE IT 114 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,630 IF YOU COULD YELL, "AND DOWN THE 115 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:42,133 STRETCH THEY COME." 116 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:42,873 LOOKS LIKE SARAH JESSICA PARKER 117 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:43,567 HAS BEEN CHEATING ON MATTHEW 118 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:48,367 BRODERICK. 119 00:04:48,367 --> 00:04:54,297 SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. 120 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,070 THIS IS FAR DOWN THE LIST, BUT 121 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:55,767 DOES THAT HORSE LOOK TOO YOUNG 122 00:04:55,767 --> 00:04:57,067 TO YOU? 123 00:04:57,067 --> 00:05:01,727 THE JUDGES WON'T COUNT THAT ONE. 124 00:05:01,733 --> 00:05:04,573 I DIDN'T GET IT IN TIME. 125 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:05,297 >> IT'S NOT OFTEN AT A FUNERAL 126 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,070 THAT THE PEOPLE IN THE CROWD 127 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:06,697 WANT TO TRADE PLACES WITH THE 128 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,830 GUY IN THE CASKET. 129 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:18,073 * AMAZING GRACE * 130 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:23,427 * IT IS * 131 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:29,103 * OH 132 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:29,370 * 133 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:30,067 I GUESS THAT'S THE JACKSON 134 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:30,727 BROTHER JOE DIDN'T BEAT HARD 135 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:33,273 ENOUGH. 136 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:33,927 DON'T WORRY, HE FINISHES UP 137 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:44,273 SUPER STRONG. 138 00:05:44,267 --> 00:05:44,867 * 139 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:45,127 * 140 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:47,073 WHOP, WHOP. 141 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:47,767 WHERE'S SANDMAN SIMS WHEN YOU 142 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:53,627 NEED HIM? 143 00:05:53,633 --> 00:05:55,633 WHOP, WHOP. 144 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:59,633 I DON'T GET WHAT WHOP, WHOP IS. 145 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:03,173 YOU NEED A BLACK FRIENDS. 146 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:08,897 SOMETIMES I DON'T SLEEP AFTER 147 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:09,170 SNL. 148 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,067 >> OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR A LEAP 149 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:17,767 OF FAITH? 150 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:21,527 * [LAUGHING] 151 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:22,303 YOU SCREW UP LIKE THAT IN CHINA 152 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:22,970 AND THEY EXECUTE YOU ON THE 153 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,767 SPOT. 154 00:06:25,767 --> 00:06:26,467 SHE'S COMPLETELY FINE, BY THE 155 00:06:26,467 --> 00:06:27,927 WAY. 156 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:30,573 SHE TWITCHES A LOT. 157 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:34,327 SHE GOT RIGHT BACK UP ON THAT 158 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,103 WI 159 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:35,400 SWING. 160 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,070 GYMNASTICS IS A COMPLICATED 161 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:36,767 SPORT TO JUDGE, SO LET'S MAKE 162 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:37,497 SOME DEDUCTIONS IN THIS WEEK'S 163 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:43,930 BREAKDOWN. 164 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:44,973 [CLAPPI 165 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:45,327 [CLAPPING] 166 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:45,903 ALRIGHT, LET'S SWING. 167 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:46,600 >> WHO ISN'T JAZZED UP ABOUT 168 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,130 VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL. 169 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:49,073 RIGHT NOW BECCA'S THINKING, 170 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,597 "SOMEONE'S AMPED UP. 171 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,770 WE'VE NEVER DONE FOUR BIG SWINGS 172 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:54,367 BEFORE THE LAUNCH." 173 00:06:54,367 --> 00:06:55,067 BUT BETWEEN SCOTT AND JESUS 174 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:55,727 THERE'S NO WAY I'M COMING UP 175 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:56,833 SHORT. 176 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,673 WE ARE THE BRANCHES. 177 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:03,597 WHOA, THAT'S PRETTY HIGH. 178 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,270 I'VE NEVER FELT SO CLOSE TO GOD. 179 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:07,067 JUST WAIT, IN 2 SECONDS YOU'RE 180 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:10,327 GONNA MEET HIM. 181 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,303 COMING IN HOT! 182 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,100 LOOK AT THE PEOPLE KNEELING NEXT 183 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,430 TO THE MAT. 184 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:16,673 THIS WOMAN ON THE END SEES IT 185 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:19,597 COMING, LET'S SEE WHAT SHE DOES. 186 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,870 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 187 00:07:20,867 --> 00:07:21,597 YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO ONE ARM 188 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:26,430 IT? 189 00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:27,173 PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT, MANNY 190 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:27,497 RAMIREZ 191 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:31,100 NICE HEIGHT ON THE BOUNCE, 192 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:31,770 THOUGH. 193 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:32,467 ENOUGH HANG TIME TO BECOME AN 194 00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:32,827 ATHIEST. 195 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:33,573 >> YOU KNOW WHO'S FEELING PRETTY 196 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:34,127 SMUG RIGHT NOW. 197 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:34,873 THE SALES PERSON THAT TOLD THEM 198 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:38,067 THEY WOULD DEFINITELY NEED TWO 199 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,827 SAFETY MATS. 200 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:43,433 BUT THE CHURCH COULD ONLY AFFORD 201 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:43,903 ONE. 202 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,330 WE'RE NONPROFIT. 203 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,203 AND THERE GOES HER SCRUNCHIE! 204 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:47,900 SOME LUCKY FAN IS GOING HOME 205 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,300 WITH A SOUVENIR. 206 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:57,230 I GOT A VERTBRAID. 207 00:07:57,233 --> 00:07:57,833 >> A STANDING OVATION? 208 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:58,573 AND PAN BACK TO SCOTT PETERSON, 209 00:07:58,567 --> 00:07:59,327 STILL ON THE SWING SCOUTING THE 210 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:00,133 CROWD FOR A NEW LIFE MATE, AND 211 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:01,833 PRAYING NO ONE WAS FILMING. 212 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:03,303 BUT LUCKY FOR US, SOME 213 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,400 CHURCH-GOER DID, AND THEY HAD 214 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,100 THE DECENCY TO PUT IT ON THE 215 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:05,830 INTERNET, AND FOR THAT, WE THANK 216 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,603 YOU. 217 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,330 >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BILL 218 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:10,973 MONROE, THE BALLOON GUY! 219 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:11,667 BUT FIRST, IF YOU HAVE ANY 220 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,067 QUESTIONS, REMEMBER, THE 221 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:16,427 INTERNET HAS ALL THE ANSWERS. 222 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:19,303 LIKE GOD. 223 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,500 >> IF A VAGINA ISN'T USED CAN IT 224 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,930 HEAL UP AND CLOSE? 225 00:08:23,933 --> 00:08:25,673 >> NO. 226 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:31,067 >> WHY WON'T MY PARAKEET EAT MY 227 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:31,397 DIARRHEA. 228 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,370 >> IS IT BECAUSE OF MY DIET. 229 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,727 WHY ARE YOU FEEDING YOUR 230 00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:36,603 PARAKEET DIARRHEA. 231 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:54,700 >> THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION I 232 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,200 WHOA! 233 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:01,800 >> DARN IT. 234 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,700 IT'S NOT COOPERATING. 235 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:08,070 I'M BECOMING TRAPPED IN THE 236 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:08,327 BALLOON. 237 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:30,233 I HATE THIS. 238 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:31,273 [GRUNTI 239 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:31,667 [GRUNTING] 240 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,067 >> I HATE THIS. 241 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:34,697 >> THAT GUY LIVES IN A STUDIO 242 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,070 APARTMENT? 243 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:37,767 WITH TALENT LIKE THAT? THAT'S 244 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,897 GOTTA BE A POOL HOUSE. 245 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,630 THERE ARE STRANGER HOBBIES OUT 246 00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:41,973 THERE. 247 00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:44,067 >> JESSICA SIMPSON, FOR EXAMPLE, 248 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:48,567 IS WAY INTO COMPETITIVE EATING. 249 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:51,527 THAT'S HER CHOICE. 250 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,373 DON'T THROW STONES. 251 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:54,067 WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHAT'S 252 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:54,697 PRODUCTIVE AND WHAT'S NOT 253 00:09:54,700 --> 00:10:00,700 ANYWAY? 254 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,370 YOU'RE WATCHING THIS SHOW. 255 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,127 YOU'RE NOT OFF TO A GREAT START, 256 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:02,503 ARE YOU. 257 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,270 SO HOW ABOUT WE STOP ASKING WHY 258 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:04,167 AND START ASKING WHY NOT, 259 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:05,327 BECAUSE THE FACT IS: WE WANT 260 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,373 BILL IN THAT BALLOON, WE NEED 261 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:08,867 HIM IN THAT BALLOON! 262 00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:10,767 SO WE TRIED TO GET HIM IN, AND 263 00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:11,497 MORE IMPORTANTLY BACK OUT OF 264 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,230 HIS BALLOON IN THIS WEEK'S WEB 265 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:19,473 REDEMPTION. 266 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:20,497 [CLAPPI 267 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:20,900 [CLAPPING] 268 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,930 >> SURPRISE. 269 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:23,233 BILL. 270 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,803 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 271 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,400 >> DID YOU COME BY HOT AIR 272 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:27,900 BALLOON. 273 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,600 WERE YOU WAITING FOR THAT ONE? 274 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:30,370 >> BOOM. 275 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:32,497 >> HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH 276 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:32,870 BALLOONS? 277 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:36,197 >> WELL, IT STARTED WITH THIS 278 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,530 ARTICLE IN NATIONAL INQUIRER, 279 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,273 THIS GENTLEMAN THIS PERSON 280 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,997 GETTING INTO A HUGE INFLATED 281 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,330 BALLOON. 282 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,473 THE ONLY THING HE'S THIN. 283 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:49,097 AND HE POPPED THEM AS HE GETS 284 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:49,370 OUT. 285 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,667 >> RIGHT, AND YOU DECIDED -- 286 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,397 >> DECIDED FOR GOING IN AND THEN 287 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,700 GETTING OUT WITHOUT POPPING 288 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,000 THEM. 289 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,370 >> AND YOU FAILED. 290 00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:59,267 >> I FAILED A FEW TIMES, YES. 291 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,267 >> WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER 292 00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:05,627 ON FAMILY MATTERS? 293 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:12,833 >> REALLY I CAN TELL IT AIN'T 294 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,303 URKEL I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE 295 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,130 CHARACTER IN THAT SHOW. 296 00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:18,333 >> YOU WOULD BE MY FAVORITE 297 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,773 PERSON ON THIS PLANET. 298 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:20,427 HANDS DOWN. 299 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:21,373 >> DOWN THE HATCH? 300 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,797 >> YEAH. 301 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,530 >> OKAY. 302 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:26,203 HOW DOES THAT FEEL, BILL. 303 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,100 >> IT DOESN'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT 304 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,430 BUT MY VOICE IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE 305 00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,733 A CHIPMUNK. 306 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,973 >> BILL, ARE YOU READY? 307 00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,427 >> YES. 308 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:35,273 >> OKAY. 309 00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:36,927 LET'S GO SUIT UP. 310 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,503 >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING 311 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,070 TO BRING YOUR OWN BALLOON. 312 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:40,967 >> I GOT IT. 313 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:44,097 >> YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INSIDE 314 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:44,400 THIS? 315 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,170 >> NO. 316 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:48,467 >> SAVE THAT FOR LATER. 317 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:51,797 >> LET'S CRANK THIS THING UP. 318 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,470 >> HEY. 319 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:53,197 >> IS THAT ENOUGH? 320 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,130 >> IT SHOULD BE. 321 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,403 >> HOLD ON. 322 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,170 OKAY, BILL, THE WORLD WANTS TO 323 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,867 KNOW ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT 324 00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:00,497 ANOTHER SHOT. 325 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,930 YOU NEED TO GET IN AND OUT 326 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:04,373 SUCCESSFULLY. 327 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,327 >> ALL RIGHT. 328 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:17,773 >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, GOOD LUCK. 329 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:18,967 BILL, IT'S FAIR TO SAY THIS IS 330 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:21,827 THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 331 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:24,133 >> SLOWLY BUT SURELY. 332 00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:26,073 >> YOU'RE WORKING OVER THE JUMP. 333 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:26,567 >> OH MAN. 334 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,897 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 335 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,100 >> THERE'S A HOLE IN IT. 336 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,970 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET OUT OF 337 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:32,227 ONE. 338 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,573 >> NO, I THINK YOU JUST KEEP 339 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:35,167 GOING DOWN. 340 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:37,897 >> OKAY. 341 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,630 >> I'LL LET YOU KNOW ONE THING. 342 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,373 >> WHAT'S THAT? 343 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:43,227 >> IT MAY POP. 344 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,273 >> WHOA! 345 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:44,897 >> HANG ON. 346 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,730 >> I GOT ONE FOOT IN 347 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,073 >> TAKE YOUR TIME. 348 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,427 >> AND I NEED TO BRING THE OTHER 349 00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:52,073 FOOT IN. 350 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,597 >> STAY IN THERE, BILL. 351 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,200 >> I'M GOING TO GET CHANGED AND 352 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,670 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 353 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:59,067 >> I'M READY. 354 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,167 >> I CAN'T MOVE AROUND 355 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:04,767 >> BILL, DON'T ROLL OFF. 356 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,067 DON'T GO TOO FAR. 357 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,767 >> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE 358 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:09,427 CLOWNING? 359 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:11,573 >> THE WORLD WANTS YOU OUT. 360 00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:14,227 PUSH, PUSH. 361 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:16,173 >> IS IT CUTTING OFF 362 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:17,797 CIRCULATION? 363 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,070 >> 364 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:25,797 >> HANG IN THERE, BUDDY. 365 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,430 BILL, OH, YOU'RE SO CLOSE. 366 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,333 >> HEY, HEY, HEY. 367 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:34,373 >> BUSH. 368 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:34,967 BU 369 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:35,267 PUSH. 370 00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:36,697 WE WANT YOU TO COME INTO THE 371 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,300 WORLD NATURALLY. 372 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,570 >> HERE COMES ANOTHER 373 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:40,967 CONTRACTION. 374 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:41,497 BREATHE. 375 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:41,830 BREATHE. 376 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:42,773 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING 377 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,097 >> WE'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE YOU. 378 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,430 >> OH BILL! 379 00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:48,973 OH BILL! 380 00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:52,327 OH BILL! 381 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,373 YES! 382 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:53,627 OH! 383 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,433 THAT'S A BOY. 384 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,533 IT'S A BOY! 385 00:13:57,533 --> 00:14:02,303 THIS IS SO GOOD. 386 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,800 NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I 387 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,300 DELIVER A 55-YEAR-OLD MAN IT 388 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,370 NEVER GETS OLD. 389 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,867 >> I HAD A GOOD TIME BUDDY. 390 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,197 >> TRAVEL SAFELY. 391 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,230 >> THANK YOU. 392 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:14,873 >> BYE, BILL. 393 00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:17,567 >> EVERY TIME THERE'S A RAINBOW 394 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:25,527 I'LL KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING. 395 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,573 [CLAPPI 396 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:26,927 [CLAPPING] 397 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:27,673 AN ENTIRE PIECE ON BALLOONS AND 398 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,197 NOT ONE CONDOM JOKE. 399 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:28,930 >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JACK 400 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,903 MCBRAYER. 401 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,070 >> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE 402 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,067 PRANK OF THE WEEK. 403 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,397 >> THIS IS THE AIR BAG WE'RE 404 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,570 GOING TO PUT INSIDE A COUCH. 405 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:42,427 A WE'RE GOING TO SIT HERE, AND 406 00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,773 HOPEFULLY BLOW IT OUT. 407 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,297 >> OH! 408 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:57,470 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP]! 409 00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,867 >> AND THAT WAS THE PRANK OF THE 410 00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:06,827 WEEK BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURR 411 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,633 I FRIEND NATHAN WE'RE GOING TO 412 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,503 SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM INSIDE A 413 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:11,830 BALLOON. 414 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,703 >> PUT IT IN THERE. 415 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,370 >> NATHAN. 416 00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:19,967 HE DID IT. 417 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:22,297 CAMERA. 418 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:22,630 NATHAN. 419 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:25,773 >> I'M NOT FEELING TOO GOOD. 420 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,427 >> GET ON MY SHOULDERS. 421 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:32,433 >> TURN AROUND. 422 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:40,373 >> HOW ABOUT THAT? 423 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,467 >> I CAN SMELL YOUR BALLS. 424 00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:46,797 >> HELP ME GET IT OFF. 425 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,130 >> IT'S HOT IN THERE. 426 00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:50,103 >> THAT'S FINE. 427 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,730 LET'S GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 428 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:56,673 >> THAT'S FINE. 429 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:57,697 [CLAPPI 430 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,070 [CLAPPING] 431 00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:58,427 HE DIED. 432 00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,333 MAY HE REST IN PEACE, NATHAN. 433 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,173 TICKETS TO HIS MEMORIAL ARE 434 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,067 AVAILABLE ON OUR WEBSITE. 435 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:08,327 I HEAR MINI KISS IS PERFORMING. 436 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,503 I COULDN'T RESIST. 437 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,170 LIVE VIA WEB CHAT, PLEASE 438 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,067 WELCOME JACK MCBRAYER. 439 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:14,327 JACK 440 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,733 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 441 00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,133 >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US? 442 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,633 >> WELL, THIS PIECE WAS DONE BY 443 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:22,273 ME AND SOME BUDDIES OF MINE AND 444 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:26,197 IT WAS JUST A LITTLE OLD THING 445 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,130 WE THOUGHT WE'D TRY OUT. 446 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,073 >> WELL THANK YOU. 447 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:29,567 >> THANK YOU. 448 00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,467 I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY. 449 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,297 >> I LOVE YOU? 450 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:40,300 I LOVE YOU. 451 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:47,470 >> AND NOW JACK MCBRAYER IS VERY 452 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:51,827 ANGRY, AND VERY FAR AWAY. 453 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:56,573 >> THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING. 454 00:16:56,567 --> 00:17:12,667 >> I SWEAR TO GOD. 455 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:20,067 UNBELIEVABLE. 456 00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:20,327 AHH! 457 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,433 >> THANKS FOR LETTING ME GET 458 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:27,773 THAT OFF MY CHEST. 459 00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:28,497 THANK YOU TO JACK AND THE PEOPLE 460 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,070 AT FUNNY OR DIE. 461 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,967 MAKE SURE YOU GO TO 462 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,097 COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0 AND 463 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,070 UPLOAD YOUR OWN VIDEO FOR A 464 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:33,797 CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO OF 465 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,670 THE WEEK. 466 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,697 THIS WEEK'S SUBMISSION COMES TO 467 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,400 US FROM MIKE POLK WHO MADE A 468 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,130 TOURISM VIDEO FOR HIS HOME TOWN 469 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:42,403 OF CLEVELAND. 470 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,700 THAT'S WHERE MY MOM IS FROM. 471 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:49,470 >> FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN. 472 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,527 IN CLEVELAND. 473 00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:53,633 COME ON DOWN TO CLEVELAND TOWN 474 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,903 UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1868. 475 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,430 SEE A RIVER THAT CATCHES ON 476 00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:57,873 FIRE. 477 00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,127 IT'S SO POLLUTED THAT OUR FISH 478 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:03,103 HAVE AIDS. 479 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:07,330 >> THIS GUY HAS AT LEAST 2 480 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:07,633 DUI'S. 481 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:14,573 LOOKS LIKE A SCOOBY-DOO GHOST 482 00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:14,867 TOWN. 483 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:20,397 BUY A HOUSE FOR THE PRICE OF A 484 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:20,770 VCR. 485 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,827 WE'RE SO RETARDED WE THINK THIS 486 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:24,773 IS ART. 487 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:28,267 AT LEAST WE'RE NOT DETROIT. 488 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:32,097 WE'RE NOT DETROIT! 489 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:38,130 >> YOU'VE BEEN PONED DETROIT. 490 00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:38,603 THANKS, GUYS. 491 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,330 >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 492 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:44,233 I'M WITH BUSEY. 493 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,730 I JUST LOVE THOSE BEAT. 494 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:02,373 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 495 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:02,967 WATCHING. 496 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:03,697 NOW, IF EACH VIEWER COULD JUST 497 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,470 GET 1,000 MORE PEOPLE A WEEK TO 498 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:05,127 WATCH WE SHOULDN'T GET 499 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,633 CANCELED. 500 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:12,433 IT'S A VERY SMALL PRICE. 501 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,133 MAKE SURE YOU WATCH OUR NEXT 502 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:13,673 SHOW WHEN WE GIVE... 503 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,397 JOSH REINWALD A WEB REDEMPTION 504 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,130 FOR THE WORLD'S WORST BEST MAN 505 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:15,503 SPEECH. 506 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,230 THAT'S NEVER THE TIME TO BRING 507 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,273 UP ABORTION. 508 00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:21,627 THAT'S WHAT HE DID. 509 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:22,333 HARLAN WILLIAMS WILL ALSO BE 510 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:22,703 WITH US. 511 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,500 AND ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU GO TO 512 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,430 OUR WEBSITE 513 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:25,173 COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0 TO SEE 514 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,297 ALL OF OUR VIDEOS AND BLOGS. 515 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,770 >> LAST WEEK WE ASKED YOU TO GO 516 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:30,727 TO OUR WEBSITE TO TELL ME IF MY 517 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,633 RESPONSE VIDEO WAS RACIST. 518 00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:40,703 THE RESULTS ARE IN, NO IT WAS 519 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,730 NOT, BUT ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO 520 00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:47,073 COMMENTED ON IT, ARE. 521 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,897 SERIOUSLY GO READ THE COMMENTS. 522 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,400 PEOPLE ARE FEARLESS WHEN NO ONE 523 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,770 SEES YOU. 524 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:53,497 SPEAKING OF RACIST, LAST WEEK WE 525 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,270 SHOWED YOU ASIANS DOING 526 00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:55,127 CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 527 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,203 IMPRESSIONS, AND WE ACCIDENTALLY 528 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,070 PUT THE SAME GUY IN IT MULTIPLE 529 00:19:57,067 --> 00:20:00,927 TIMES. 530 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:05,373 BUT IN OUR DEFENSE, TO A ROUND 531 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:10,627 EYE, YOU DO LOOK SIMILAR. 532 00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:16,133 AS A HONKY, I CAN SAY ROUND EYE, 533 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:16,873 I THINK. 534 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:21,697 WE MIGHT PAUSE AND EDIT THAT 535 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:21,970 OUT. 536 00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:22,697 I LEAVE YOU WITH A LOVELY MASHUP 537 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,430 OF WHITE GIRLS DOING BILL COSBY 538 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:26,903 IMPRESSIONS. 539 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:34,200 >> I'M BILL COSBY. 540 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,300 >> THE PUDDING. 541 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,170 WHAT YOU GOT TO DO WITH IF YOU 542 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,797 PUT THE PUDDING IN THE SPOON IN 543 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,470 YOUR MOUTH AND TWIRL IT OUT AND 544 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:48,697 SPIT IT RUDY. 545 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:53,500 AND CAMILLE. 546 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:59,570 I'M BILL COSBY. 547 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,597 [LAUGHI 548 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,070 [LAUGHING]. 549 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:02,927 >> SHE HAS GOT A GIFT. 550 00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:04,373 THANK YOU. 551 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:15,627 WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 552 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,373 >> WHAT'S IN YOUR CASE? 553 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,497 >> ONE A COSTUME. 554 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,670 >> I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU 555 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,597 WOULD HAVE OPENED IT FROM THE 556 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,170 OTHER END. 557 00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,067 >> WORKOUT PANTS. 558 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,797 EXTRA LARGE WHITE T-SHIRT AND 559 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,070 ALSO A PAIR OF SOCKS. 560 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,627 >> PAIR OF SOCKS. 561 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,103 >> WE'LL HIDE THE UNDERWEAR. 562 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:35,970 >> THAT'S FINE. 563 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,127 >> WHY IS THAT THE BALLOON 564 00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:41,133 OUTFIT? 34209

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