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>> A KITCHEN MATCH.
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[AUDIENCE GROANS]
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[CLAPPING]
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>> THANK YOU.
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OKAY KIDS WE DON'T PROMOTE
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SMOKING BUT NOBODY WANTS THIS
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GUY TO QUIT.
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HE'S GOT A GIFT SO SUCK IT TRUTH
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CAMPAIGN.
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SMOKING JUST GOT COOL AGAIN.
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>> WELCOME TO TOSH.0.
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THE SHOW THAT WARNS A VERY
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UNCOMFORTABLE PHONE CALL WITH MY
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PARENTS EVERY THURSDAY AT
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10:31.
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WE HATE YOUR SHOW.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR
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REAL NAME.
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>> TODAY, JACK MCBRAYER STOPS BY
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AND GETS REALLY ANGRY, THE
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BALLOON GUY RECEIVES A HEARTFELT
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WEB REDEMPTION, AND IF THERE'S
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TIME, WE HAVE SOME WHITE GIRLS
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DOING BILL COSBY IMPRESSIONS.
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>> THIS WEEK LEBRON JAMES IS
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BEING ACCUSED OF THE ULTIMATE
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CRIME: NO, NOT GETTING HIS
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MOGWAY WET.
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BUT BEING DUNKED ON BY A KID WHO
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ATTENDED HIS OWN BASKETBALL
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CAMP.
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BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE IT
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BECAUSE NIKE AND LEBRON
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CONFISCATED THE TAPE SO IT
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WOULDN'T EMBARRASS LEBRON.
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AND NIKE, AS LONG AS YOU'RE
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TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE
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EMBARRASSING TAPE HOW ABOUT YOU
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BURY THAT 4-2 BEAT DOWN ORLANDO
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GAVE HIM IN THE PLAYOFFS.
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I'M NOT SURPRISED I'VE PLAYED
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LEBRON BEFORE, AND HE'S A
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HORRIBLE SPORT.
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YOU JUST DON'T POUND AWAY.
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THAT'S BEGINNER.
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ALWAYS PICKS THE PINK HIPPO.
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HE'S GOT A KNACK FOR BALLS.
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO TO TARGET TO
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BUY ME A NEW GAME.
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AND THEY MIGHT WANT TO CALL
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AHEAD, THEY ONLY HAD 30 LEFT
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WHEN I BOUGHT MINE TWO DAYS AGO
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TO FILM THIS BIT.
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MY MOM WAS LIKE WAS THAT REALLY
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LEBRON.
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THEIR HANDS DO LOOK ALIKE.
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>> WHAT'S NEXT?
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AN OLD LADY ON A MOTORCYCLE.
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GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
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[YELLI
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[YELLING]
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IF YOU GUESSED THAT SHE WOULD
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WRECK INTO AND EVEN OLDER LADY
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IN A WHEELCHAIR, YOU'RE DOING
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GREAT.
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GRANDMA'S FINE.
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THAT'S THE GREAT PART ABOUT
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HITTING SOMEONE THAT'S ALREADY
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PARALYZED.
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JUST DON'T COUNT ON THAT $5
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BIRTHDAY CHECK THIS YEAR.
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>> CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS
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NEXT?
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NOT EVEN NOSTRADAMUS COULD
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PREDICT THIS VIDEO WOULD END
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WITH INCEST.
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>> HEY CAPTAIN APPROPRIATE, NOW
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IS NOT THE TIME TO [BLEEP] YOUR
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MOTHER-IN-LAW.
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WE'RE NOT EVEN FINISHED.
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GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
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IT'S A MIRACLE, THAT'S RIGHT,
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GRANDMA CAN STAND!
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TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T PARALYZED.
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NOPE, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE FROM
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THE SOUTH, SHE'S JUST FAT AND
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LAZY.
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[CLAPPING]
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>> SEND YOUR HATE MAIL TO ME IF
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YOU CAN FIGURE HOW TO WORK THE
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INTERNET.
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KAUFMAN IS ALIVE.
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>> I LOVE BESTIALITY AS MUCH AS
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THE NEXT GUY, BUT DON'T ASK ME
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TO CUDDLE AFTERWARD, WHICH IS
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WHY I FIND THE PIC OF THE WEEK
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SO DISTURBING.
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>> AT FIRST WE JUST HAD HIS EYES
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BLOCKED.
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BUT THEN THE HORSE CALLED AND
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WAS LIKE, "HEY MAN, CAN YOU DO
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ME A SOLID?"
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LET'S SEE HOW MANY COMMENTS WE
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CAN POST IN 20 SECONDS.
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SADLY I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA
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EVEN BE CLOSE TO ENOUGH TIME.
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I THINK I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO
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DRINK.
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CAN I RIDE YOU HOME?
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DUDE, DAVE'S GIRLFRIEND IS A
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TOTAL WHORE.
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BEFORE YOU CLIMAX, I'D LOVE IT
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IF YOU COULD YELL, "AND DOWN THE
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STRETCH THEY COME."
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LOOKS LIKE SARAH JESSICA PARKER
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HAS BEEN CHEATING ON MATTHEW
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BRODERICK.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE.
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THIS IS FAR DOWN THE LIST, BUT
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DOES THAT HORSE LOOK TOO YOUNG
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TO YOU?
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THE JUDGES WON'T COUNT THAT ONE.
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I DIDN'T GET IT IN TIME.
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>> IT'S NOT OFTEN AT A FUNERAL
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THAT THE PEOPLE IN THE CROWD
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WANT TO TRADE PLACES WITH THE
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GUY IN THE CASKET.
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* AMAZING GRACE *
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* IT IS *
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* OH
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I GUESS THAT'S THE JACKSON
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BROTHER JOE DIDN'T BEAT HARD
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ENOUGH.
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DON'T WORRY, HE FINISHES UP
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SUPER STRONG.
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WHOP, WHOP.
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WHERE'S SANDMAN SIMS WHEN YOU
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NEED HIM?
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WHOP, WHOP.
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I DON'T GET WHAT WHOP, WHOP IS.
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YOU NEED A BLACK FRIENDS.
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SOMETIMES I DON'T SLEEP AFTER
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SNL.
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>> OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR A LEAP
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OF FAITH?
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* [LAUGHING]
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YOU SCREW UP LIKE THAT IN CHINA
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AND THEY EXECUTE YOU ON THE
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SPOT.
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SHE'S COMPLETELY FINE, BY THE
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WAY.
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SHE TWITCHES A LOT.
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SHE GOT RIGHT BACK UP ON THAT
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WI
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SWING.
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GYMNASTICS IS A COMPLICATED
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SPORT TO JUDGE, SO LET'S MAKE
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SOME DEDUCTIONS IN THIS WEEK'S
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BREAKDOWN.
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ALRIGHT, LET'S SWING.
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>> WHO ISN'T JAZZED UP ABOUT
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VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL.
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RIGHT NOW BECCA'S THINKING,
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"SOMEONE'S AMPED UP.
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WE'VE NEVER DONE FOUR BIG SWINGS
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BEFORE THE LAUNCH."
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BUT BETWEEN SCOTT AND JESUS
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THERE'S NO WAY I'M COMING UP
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SHORT.
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WE ARE THE BRANCHES.
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WHOA, THAT'S PRETTY HIGH.
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I'VE NEVER FELT SO CLOSE TO GOD.
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JUST WAIT, IN 2 SECONDS YOU'RE
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GONNA MEET HIM.
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COMING IN HOT!
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LOOK AT THE PEOPLE KNEELING NEXT
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TO THE MAT.
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THIS WOMAN ON THE END SEES IT
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COMING, LET'S SEE WHAT SHE DOES.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO ONE ARM
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IT?
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PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT, MANNY
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RAMIREZ
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NICE HEIGHT ON THE BOUNCE,
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THOUGH.
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ENOUGH HANG TIME TO BECOME AN
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ATHIEST.
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>> YOU KNOW WHO'S FEELING PRETTY
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SMUG RIGHT NOW.
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THE SALES PERSON THAT TOLD THEM
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THEY WOULD DEFINITELY NEED TWO
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SAFETY MATS.
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BUT THE CHURCH COULD ONLY AFFORD
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ONE.
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WE'RE NONPROFIT.
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AND THERE GOES HER SCRUNCHIE!
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SOME LUCKY FAN IS GOING HOME
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WITH A SOUVENIR.
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I GOT A VERTBRAID.
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>> A STANDING OVATION?
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AND PAN BACK TO SCOTT PETERSON,
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STILL ON THE SWING SCOUTING THE
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CROWD FOR A NEW LIFE MATE, AND
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PRAYING NO ONE WAS FILMING.
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BUT LUCKY FOR US, SOME
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CHURCH-GOER DID, AND THEY HAD
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THE DECENCY TO PUT IT ON THE
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INTERNET, AND FOR THAT, WE THANK
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YOU.
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>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BILL
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MONROE, THE BALLOON GUY!
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BUT FIRST, IF YOU HAVE ANY
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QUESTIONS, REMEMBER, THE
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INTERNET HAS ALL THE ANSWERS.
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LIKE GOD.
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>> IF A VAGINA ISN'T USED CAN IT
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HEAL UP AND CLOSE?
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>> NO.
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>> WHY WON'T MY PARAKEET EAT MY
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DIARRHEA.
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>> IS IT BECAUSE OF MY DIET.
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WHY ARE YOU FEEDING YOUR
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PARAKEET DIARRHEA.
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>> THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION I
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WHOA!
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>> DARN IT.
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IT'S NOT COOPERATING.
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I'M BECOMING TRAPPED IN THE
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BALLOON.
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I HATE THIS.
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[GRUNTI
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[GRUNTING]
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>> I HATE THIS.
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>> THAT GUY LIVES IN A STUDIO
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APARTMENT?
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WITH TALENT LIKE THAT? THAT'S
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GOTTA BE A POOL HOUSE.
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THERE ARE STRANGER HOBBIES OUT
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THERE.
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>> JESSICA SIMPSON, FOR EXAMPLE,
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IS WAY INTO COMPETITIVE EATING.
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THAT'S HER CHOICE.
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DON'T THROW STONES.
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WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHAT'S
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PRODUCTIVE AND WHAT'S NOT
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ANYWAY?
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YOU'RE WATCHING THIS SHOW.
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YOU'RE NOT OFF TO A GREAT START,
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ARE YOU.
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SO HOW ABOUT WE STOP ASKING WHY
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AND START ASKING WHY NOT,
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BECAUSE THE FACT IS: WE WANT
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BILL IN THAT BALLOON, WE NEED
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HIM IN THAT BALLOON!
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SO WE TRIED TO GET HIM IN, AND
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MORE IMPORTANTLY BACK OUT OF
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HIS BALLOON IN THIS WEEK'S WEB
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REDEMPTION.
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>> SURPRISE.
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BILL.
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>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
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>> DID YOU COME BY HOT AIR
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BALLOON.
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WERE YOU WAITING FOR THAT ONE?
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>> BOOM.
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>> HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH
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BALLOONS?
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>> WELL, IT STARTED WITH THIS
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ARTICLE IN NATIONAL INQUIRER,
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THIS GENTLEMAN THIS PERSON
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GETTING INTO A HUGE INFLATED
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BALLOON.
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THE ONLY THING HE'S THIN.
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AND HE POPPED THEM AS HE GETS
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OUT.
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>> RIGHT, AND YOU DECIDED --
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>> DECIDED FOR GOING IN AND THEN
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GETTING OUT WITHOUT POPPING
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THEM.
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>> AND YOU FAILED.
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>> I FAILED A FEW TIMES, YES.
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>> WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
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ON FAMILY MATTERS?
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>> REALLY I CAN TELL IT AIN'T
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URKEL I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE
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CHARACTER IN THAT SHOW.
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>> YOU WOULD BE MY FAVORITE
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PERSON ON THIS PLANET.
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HANDS DOWN.
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>> DOWN THE HATCH?
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>> YEAH.
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>> OKAY.
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HOW DOES THAT FEEL, BILL.
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>> IT DOESN'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT
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BUT MY VOICE IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE
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A CHIPMUNK.
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>> BILL, ARE YOU READY?
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>> YES.
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>> OKAY.
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LET'S GO SUIT UP.
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>> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING
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TO BRING YOUR OWN BALLOON.
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>> I GOT IT.
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INSIDE
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THIS?
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>> NO.
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>> SAVE THAT FOR LATER.
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>> LET'S CRANK THIS THING UP.
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>> HEY.
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>> IS THAT ENOUGH?
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>> IT SHOULD BE.
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>> HOLD ON.
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OKAY, BILL, THE WORLD WANTS TO
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KNOW ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT
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ANOTHER SHOT.
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YOU NEED TO GET IN AND OUT
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SUCCESSFULLY.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, GOOD LUCK.
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BILL, IT'S FAIR TO SAY THIS IS
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THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
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>> SLOWLY BUT SURELY.
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>> YOU'RE WORKING OVER THE JUMP.
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>> OH MAN.
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> THERE'S A HOLE IN IT.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET OUT OF
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ONE.
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>> NO, I THINK YOU JUST KEEP
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GOING DOWN.
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>> OKAY.
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>> I'LL LET YOU KNOW ONE THING.
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>> WHAT'S THAT?
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>> IT MAY POP.
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>> WHOA!
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>> HANG ON.
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>> I GOT ONE FOOT IN
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>> TAKE YOUR TIME.
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>> AND I NEED TO BRING THE OTHER
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FOOT IN.
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>> STAY IN THERE, BILL.
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>> I'M GOING TO GET CHANGED AND
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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>> I'M READY.
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>> I CAN'T MOVE AROUND
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>> BILL, DON'T ROLL OFF.
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DON'T GO TOO FAR.
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE
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CLOWNING?
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>> THE WORLD WANTS YOU OUT.
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PUSH, PUSH.
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>> IS IT CUTTING OFF
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CIRCULATION?
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>>
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>> HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
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BILL, OH, YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
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>> HEY, HEY, HEY.
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>> BUSH.
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BU
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PUSH.
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WE WANT YOU TO COME INTO THE
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WORLD NATURALLY.
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>> HERE COMES ANOTHER
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CONTRACTION.
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BREATHE.
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BREATHE.
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>> THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING
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>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE YOU.
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>> OH BILL!
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OH BILL!
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OH BILL!
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YES!
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OH!
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THAT'S A BOY.
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IT'S A BOY!
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THIS IS SO GOOD.
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NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I
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DELIVER A 55-YEAR-OLD MAN IT
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NEVER GETS OLD.
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>> I HAD A GOOD TIME BUDDY.
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>> TRAVEL SAFELY.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> BYE, BILL.
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>> EVERY TIME THERE'S A RAINBOW
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I'LL KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING.
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[CLAPPI
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[CLAPPING]
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AN ENTIRE PIECE ON BALLOONS AND
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NOT ONE CONDOM JOKE.
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>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JACK
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MCBRAYER.
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>> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE
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PRANK OF THE WEEK.
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>> THIS IS THE AIR BAG WE'RE
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GOING TO PUT INSIDE A COUCH.
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A WE'RE GOING TO SIT HERE, AND
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HOPEFULLY BLOW IT OUT.
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>> OH!
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>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]!
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>> AND THAT WAS THE PRANK OF THE
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WEEK BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURR
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I FRIEND NATHAN WE'RE GOING TO
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SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM INSIDE A
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BALLOON.
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>> PUT IT IN THERE.
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>> NATHAN.
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HE DID IT.
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CAMERA.
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NATHAN.
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>> I'M NOT FEELING TOO GOOD.
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>> GET ON MY SHOULDERS.
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>> TURN AROUND.
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00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:40,373
>> HOW ABOUT THAT?
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00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,467
>> I CAN SMELL YOUR BALLS.
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>> HELP ME GET IT OFF.
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>> IT'S HOT IN THERE.
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>> THAT'S FINE.
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00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,730
LET'S GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
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00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:56,673
>> THAT'S FINE.
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[CLAPPI
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[CLAPPING]
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HE DIED.
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MAY HE REST IN PEACE, NATHAN.
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00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,173
TICKETS TO HIS MEMORIAL ARE
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00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,067
AVAILABLE ON OUR WEBSITE.
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00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:08,327
I HEAR MINI KISS IS PERFORMING.
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00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,503
I COULDN'T RESIST.
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00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,170
LIVE VIA WEB CHAT, PLEASE
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00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,067
WELCOME JACK MCBRAYER.
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00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:14,327
JACK
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00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,733
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
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00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,133
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US?
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00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,633
>> WELL, THIS PIECE WAS DONE BY
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ME AND SOME BUDDIES OF MINE AND
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IT WAS JUST A LITTLE OLD THING
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00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,130
WE THOUGHT WE'D TRY OUT.
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00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,073
>> WELL THANK YOU.
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00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:29,567
>> THANK YOU.
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I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY.
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00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,297
>> I LOVE YOU?
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I LOVE YOU.
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00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:47,470
>> AND NOW JACK MCBRAYER IS VERY
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00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:51,827
ANGRY, AND VERY FAR AWAY.
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00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:56,573
>> THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING.
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>> I SWEAR TO GOD.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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AHH!
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00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,433
>> THANKS FOR LETTING ME GET
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THAT OFF MY CHEST.
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00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:28,497
THANK YOU TO JACK AND THE PEOPLE
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AT FUNNY OR DIE.
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00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,967
MAKE SURE YOU GO TO
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COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0 AND
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UPLOAD YOUR OWN VIDEO FOR A
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CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO OF
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THE WEEK.
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THIS WEEK'S SUBMISSION COMES TO
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US FROM MIKE POLK WHO MADE A
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TOURISM VIDEO FOR HIS HOME TOWN
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00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:42,403
OF CLEVELAND.
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THAT'S WHERE MY MOM IS FROM.
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>> FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN.
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00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,527
IN CLEVELAND.
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COME ON DOWN TO CLEVELAND TOWN
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UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1868.
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SEE A RIVER THAT CATCHES ON
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FIRE.
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IT'S SO POLLUTED THAT OUR FISH
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HAVE AIDS.
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>> THIS GUY HAS AT LEAST 2
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DUI'S.
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LOOKS LIKE A SCOOBY-DOO GHOST
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TOWN.
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00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:20,397
BUY A HOUSE FOR THE PRICE OF A
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VCR.
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WE'RE SO RETARDED WE THINK THIS
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IS ART.
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AT LEAST WE'RE NOT DETROIT.
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WE'RE NOT DETROIT!
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>> YOU'VE BEEN PONED DETROIT.
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THANKS, GUYS.
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00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,330
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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I'M WITH BUSEY.
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I JUST LOVE THOSE BEAT.
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>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
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00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:02,967
WATCHING.
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00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:03,697
NOW, IF EACH VIEWER COULD JUST
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GET 1,000 MORE PEOPLE A WEEK TO
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00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:05,127
WATCH WE SHOULDN'T GET
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CANCELED.
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00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:12,433
IT'S A VERY SMALL PRICE.
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MAKE SURE YOU WATCH OUR NEXT
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SHOW WHEN WE GIVE...
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00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,397
JOSH REINWALD A WEB REDEMPTION
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FOR THE WORLD'S WORST BEST MAN
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SPEECH.
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00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,230
THAT'S NEVER THE TIME TO BRING
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00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,273
UP ABORTION.
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THAT'S WHAT HE DID.
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00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:22,333
HARLAN WILLIAMS WILL ALSO BE
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WITH US.
511
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,500
AND ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU GO TO
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OUR WEBSITE
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00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:25,173
COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0 TO SEE
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00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,297
ALL OF OUR VIDEOS AND BLOGS.
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00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,770
>> LAST WEEK WE ASKED YOU TO GO
516
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TO OUR WEBSITE TO TELL ME IF MY
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00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,633
RESPONSE VIDEO WAS RACIST.
518
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:40,703
THE RESULTS ARE IN, NO IT WAS
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00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,730
NOT, BUT ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO
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00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:47,073
COMMENTED ON IT, ARE.
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SERIOUSLY GO READ THE COMMENTS.
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00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,400
PEOPLE ARE FEARLESS WHEN NO ONE
523
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,770
SEES YOU.
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00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:53,497
SPEAKING OF RACIST, LAST WEEK WE
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00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,270
SHOWED YOU ASIANS DOING
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00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:55,127
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
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00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,203
IMPRESSIONS, AND WE ACCIDENTALLY
528
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PUT THE SAME GUY IN IT MULTIPLE
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00:19:57,067 --> 00:20:00,927
TIMES.
530
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:05,373
BUT IN OUR DEFENSE, TO A ROUND
531
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:10,627
EYE, YOU DO LOOK SIMILAR.
532
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:16,133
AS A HONKY, I CAN SAY ROUND EYE,
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00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:16,873
I THINK.
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00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:21,697
WE MIGHT PAUSE AND EDIT THAT
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00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:21,970
OUT.
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00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:22,697
I LEAVE YOU WITH A LOVELY MASHUP
537
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,430
OF WHITE GIRLS DOING BILL COSBY
538
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:26,903
IMPRESSIONS.
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>> I'M BILL COSBY.
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>> THE PUDDING.
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WHAT YOU GOT TO DO WITH IF YOU
542
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,797
PUT THE PUDDING IN THE SPOON IN
543
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YOUR MOUTH AND TWIRL IT OUT AND
544
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SPIT IT RUDY.
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AND CAMILLE.
546
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I'M BILL COSBY.
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[LAUGHI
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[LAUGHING].
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>> SHE HAS GOT A GIFT.
550
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THANK YOU.
551
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WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
552
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,373
>> WHAT'S IN YOUR CASE?
553
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>> ONE A COSTUME.
554
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,670
>> I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU
555
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WOULD HAVE OPENED IT FROM THE
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OTHER END.
557
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>> WORKOUT PANTS.
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EXTRA LARGE WHITE T-SHIRT AND
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ALSO A PAIR OF SOCKS.
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>> PAIR OF SOCKS.
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>> WE'LL HIDE THE UNDERWEAR.
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>> THAT'S FINE.
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>> WHY IS THAT THE BALLOON
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OUTFIT?
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