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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,033 --> 00:00:36,033 [APPLAUSE] 2 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:38,573 >> THANK YOU. 3 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:39,267 ALL RIGHT. 4 00:00:39,267 --> 00:00:42,197 STOP! 5 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,070 DO YOU THINK HE'S BEING TICKLED 6 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:44,027 BY THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON? 7 00:00:44,033 --> 00:00:49,603 [LAUGHTER] 8 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,270 >> THIS IS "TOSH.O"! 9 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:55,797 [CHEERS & APPLAUSE] 10 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,930 >> NEED SOME LIKE DRAMATIC PULL 11 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:02,333 BACK THERE. 12 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,073 TODAY, ANDY DICK STOPS BY FOR 13 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:03,767 WHAT SEEMS LIKE SEVEN HOURS. 14 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:04,897 WE FINALLY TAKE CARE OF CHRIS 15 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:05,630 CROCKER, THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE 16 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:09,173 GUY. 17 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:10,197 AND A SPECIAL APPEARANCE FROM A 18 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,400 COP AND TWO GIRLS. 19 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,330 I KNOW. 20 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:20,873 LAST WEEK WE WERE OFF. 21 00:01:20,867 --> 00:01:23,297 AND CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, 22 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,530 I WAS NOT DEAD. 23 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:27,403 I WAS JUST HANGING OUT WITH JEFF 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,330 GOLDBLUM AND HARRISON FORD. 25 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:31,733 IT DOES SEEM LIKE A LOT OF 26 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:32,503 CELEBRITIES HAVE BEEN DROPPING 27 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,570 DEAD BUT NOT EVERYBODY HAS 28 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:34,367 PASSED AWAY. 29 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:38,367 HERE'S SOME CELEBRITIES STILL 30 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:39,797 ALIVE. 31 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,400 KURT LODER. 32 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:43,730 REALLY! 33 00:01:43,733 --> 00:01:44,173 WOW! 34 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,297 HAILEY JOEL OSMENT. 35 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:46,630 I KNOW. 36 00:01:46,633 --> 00:01:50,503 SEEMS LIKE HIS STILL GROWING UP 37 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:57,530 AWKWARDLY IN FRONT OF OUR EYES. 38 00:01:57,533 --> 00:02:01,303 GOOD OLD HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN IS 39 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,300 WITH US. 40 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,630 AND THE MICRO MACHINE GUY. 41 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:09,503 AND I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, FRED 42 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,500 DURST IS STILL ALIVE. 43 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,100 NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU UNLESS 44 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,230 YOU TURN YOUR HAT AROUND. 45 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:19,303 HE PUTS HIS PITCHER ON A TWITTER 46 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,900 ACCOUNT IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL 47 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:22,230 JACKSON. 48 00:02:22,233 --> 00:02:23,233 WHEN I THINK OF HOW MANY 49 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:25,073 CHILDREN HE HAS TOUCHED WITH HIS 50 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:25,367 MUSIC. 51 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:29,097 [LAUGHTER] 52 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,070 >> SORRY. 53 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,067 IT'S JUST SO UNEXPECTED THAT HE 54 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:32,327 DIED. 55 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:37,073 I MEAN, I SAW HIM TWO WEEKS AGO 56 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:37,367 JOGGING. 57 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:39,527 HE LOOKED REALLY GOOD. 58 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,233 I REMEMBER SAYING TO JEFF 59 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:42,803 GOLDBLUM, IF I LOOK LIKE THAT AT 60 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,100 50 -- 61 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:46,430 [LAUGHTER] 62 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,273 >> TOO SOON? 63 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,667 NOT LIKE I'M DOING JOKES ABOUT 64 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:52,397 MY EX-GIRLFRIEND FROM DAVE AND 65 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:52,730 BUSTERS. 66 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:56,673 [LAUGHTER] 67 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:57,367 >> ANYONE? 68 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:58,227 SOMEONE CLOSE TO MICHAEL JACKSON 69 00:02:58,233 --> 00:03:00,603 WAS IN THE INTERNET NEWS THIS 70 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,070 WEEK. 71 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:02,527 GARY COLEMAN. 72 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:03,703 YEAH. 73 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:08,270 I KNOW GARY COLEMAN IS NOT 74 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:10,397 EMANUEL LEWIS, BUT IT'S CLOSE. 75 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,470 HIS WIFE IS ARRESTED FROM 76 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:13,097 BEATING HIM UP. 77 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,970 SHE GOT FRUSTRATED WHEN SHE 78 00:03:14,967 --> 00:03:16,267 COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT GARY 79 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:16,797 WAS TALKING ABOUT. 80 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,870 [LAUGHTER] 81 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:20,227 ALL RIGHT. 82 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:31,833 LET'S GO TO CHURCH. 83 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:34,073 >> LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN 84 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,627 HITTING THE BLOOD OF CHRIST 85 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,103 PRETTY HARD. 86 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:39,070 LET'S HOW MANY COMMENTS WE CAN 87 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,227 POST IN 20 SECONDS. 88 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:42,573 JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY AT THE 89 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,667 CRYSTAL METHODIST CHURCH. 90 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:46,167 IT'S LIKE GOD IS TASERING THEM 91 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:48,267 WITH LOVE. 92 00:03:48,267 --> 00:03:50,227 SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID 93 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:51,503 PICTURE. 94 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,070 SCIENTOLOGY IS THE CRAZY 95 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:53,367 RELIGION. 96 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,527 TRY FALLING ASLEEP IN THIS 97 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:54,973 CHURCH. 98 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:56,667 EVERYONE LOOK AT STACY. 99 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:57,197 SHE'S IN THE ZONE. 100 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,230 [LAUGHTER] 101 00:03:58,233 --> 00:04:00,473 >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE KNEW THERE 102 00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:03,667 WAS SCOUTS IN THE CROWD. 103 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:06,067 DID THE PASTOR SKIP BY US? 104 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:07,697 THAT'S A RECORD, BY THE WAY. 105 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:08,630 EIGHT COMMENTS. 106 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:09,073 ALL RIGHT. 107 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:11,067 LET'S CRANK IT UP A NOTCH WITH A 108 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:15,827 NEW SEGMENT CALLED "ASIANS DOING 109 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:24,073 CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IMPRESSIONS." 110 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:26,597 >> GRAB A FREE WRENCH CHICKEN. 111 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,770 HUNT IT DOWN WITH A KNIFE. 112 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:36,967 >> KNIFE UNDER THE PILLOW, 113 00:04:36,967 --> 00:04:44,427 WAITING IN THE SHOWER. 114 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:46,933 >> OH, OH. 115 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:49,873 >> THAT'S SPOT ON. 116 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:52,697 GOOD FOR YOU. 117 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:53,670 >> THE ONE AND ONLY. 118 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:54,267 >> ALL RIGHT. 119 00:04:54,267 --> 00:04:56,467 I DON'T MEAN TO BE A STICKLER, 120 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,427 BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT LAST GUY 121 00:04:58,433 --> 00:04:58,803 WAS ASIAN. 122 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,430 [LAUGHTER] 123 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:04,873 >> WE GO TO THE FAVORITE'S NEW 124 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:16,197 GAME SHOW, "IS IT RACIST?" 125 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:23,300 >> LOOK AT THE CAM, MAN. 126 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:27,800 YOU SEE BENJAMIN, FRANKLIN. 127 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,430 THEM AIN'T NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS. 128 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:31,903 >> IT'S NOT EASY, IS IT? 129 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,900 IT MIGHT BE RACIST BUT MAYBE 130 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:38,370 WE'RE RACIST FOR ASKING THIS. 131 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:39,867 IN ANY CASE, WATCHING THIS 132 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:42,067 INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A RESPONSE 133 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:42,327 VIDEO. 134 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,433 >> YOU'LL NOTICE CORPORATE 135 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:49,133 CHECKING ACCOUNTS, HAVE A ROTH 136 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:53,573 IRA, DIVERSIIED STOCK 137 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:53,967 PORTFOLIOS. 138 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:55,827 YOU CAN SEE I SET UP A TRUST 139 00:05:55,833 --> 00:06:01,703 FUND FOR MY NIECE AND NEPHEW. 140 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:07,500 AND I DON'T WEAR ANY JEWELRY. 141 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,800 I HAVE BEEN AGAINST DIAMONDS 142 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,670 EVER SINCE THE U.N. RESOLUTION 143 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:14,597 IN 2000. 144 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,570 I DIGRESS. 145 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:20,797 THIS IS CALLED A COLLEGE DEGREE. 146 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,070 AND THIS IN MY WALLET IS MADE 147 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:25,167 FROM FOAM LEATHER. 148 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,967 NOTICE I HAVE TWO CREDIT CARDS. 149 00:06:26,967 --> 00:06:29,267 ONE FOR CORPORATE EXPENSES AND 150 00:06:29,267 --> 00:06:31,467 ONE FOR INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL. 151 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,467 BE CAREFUL, TOO MANY CREDIT 152 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:34,797 CARDS WILL RUIN YOUR CREDIT 153 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:35,130 SCORE. 154 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,133 I HAVE $47. 155 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,773 THAT'S USED FOR TIPPING. 156 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:39,067 TIPPING IS SOMETHING YOU DO WHEN 157 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,567 SOMEONE PROVIDES YOU WITH A 158 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:40,927 SERVICE. 159 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:43,903 LIKE AT A RESTAURANT OR A HOTEL. 160 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,970 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M TOLD THAT 161 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:48,167 PEOPLE THAT HAVE A LOT OF CHANGE 162 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:51,067 AND CARRY TONS OF CASH TEND TO 163 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:57,067 BE THE WORST TIPPERS. 164 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:58,497 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 165 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,770 >> IS IT RACIST? 166 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,727 YOU CAN VOTE. 167 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:04,933 GO TO OUR WEBSITE, 168 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:05,673 comedycentral.com/tosh.o/WHITES 169 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:05,967 RULE. 170 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:06,867 [LAUGHTER] 171 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:12,297 I DON'T THINK THAT'S OUR REAL 172 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,170 ADDRESS. 173 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:13,867 MOVING ON. 174 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,097 SUMMER IS IN FULL SWING. 175 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:19,070 READY FOR THE ALL-STAR BREAK FOR 176 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:19,397 BASEBALL? 177 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,570 SOMETHING TELLS ME CINCINNATI'S 178 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:27,327 MAYOR MALLORY DIDN'T GET THE 179 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:27,633 NOTE. 180 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:29,133 >> READY FOR A READY. 181 00:07:29,133 --> 00:07:31,973 >> OH, SOMEONE DOESN'T HAVE A 182 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:32,397 DAD. 183 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,630 NICE THROW, SWING STATE. 184 00:07:33,633 --> 00:07:35,633 LET'S USE AN INSTANT REPLAY TO 185 00:07:35,633 --> 00:07:40,673 EXAMINE THIS TOSS IN THIS WEEK'S 186 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:41,067 BREAKDOWN. 187 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:44,427 OH, MAYOR MALLORY, HAD TO BE 188 00:07:44,433 --> 00:07:45,073 FIRED UP. 189 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:46,397 SUN OUT, STADIUM PACKED. 190 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,770 NO RACE RIOTS IN THE DOWNTOWN 191 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:49,267 AREA. 192 00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:52,067 HE WAS LIVING OUT A BOYHOOD 193 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:52,397 DREAM. 194 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,830 HE COCKS BACK, TAKES A STEP, 195 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:58,803 SNEAKS IN A SECOND STEP JUST TO 196 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,270 MAKE SURE THERE'S NO POWER 197 00:08:00,267 --> 00:08:01,327 BEHIND HIS THROW. 198 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:04,273 FOR THE MATHELETES, THE MOUND IS 199 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:06,527 60 FEET, SIX INCHES AWAY. 200 00:08:06,533 --> 00:08:08,073 HE GOT IN FRONT OF THE MOUND. 201 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:10,067 AFTER TWO STEPS, NO MORE THAN 50 202 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:11,297 FEET FROM HOME PLATE. 203 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:14,070 THAT'S WHAT WE IN THE THROWING 204 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:15,727 BUSINESS CALL NOT THAT FAR. 205 00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:17,503 HERE'S THE WINDUP. 206 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,670 AT THIS POINT HE'S THINKING THE 207 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:20,267 BALL IS STILL IN MY HANDS. 208 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,967 I'M SURE I SHOULD HAVE LET GO BY 209 00:08:22,967 --> 00:08:23,367 NOW. 210 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,667 AS LONG AS I DON'T RELEASE MY 211 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:29,427 GRIP, I CAN TRY IT AGAIN. 212 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:29,773 [BLEEP]. 213 00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:30,527 TOO LATE. 214 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:32,273 A LITTLE OFF COURSE. 215 00:08:32,267 --> 00:08:36,067 MAYBE I PUT SPIN AND IT WILL 216 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:36,697 BREAK RIGHT. 217 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,070 200 FEET OUTSIDE. 218 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:38,397 AWESOME. 219 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,700 WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAYOR OF 220 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,070 CLEVELAND WAS THINKING AFTER 221 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:41,297 THAT? 222 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:42,970 IF THAT'S ME, I'M THINKING IT'S 223 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:45,527 A GOOD TIME TO INVADE 224 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:45,933 CINCINNATI. 225 00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:46,333 WHAT'S THIS? 226 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,903 FOR DIRTINESS, THE UMPIRE 227 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,270 EJECTED THE MAYOR FROM A GAME 228 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,467 THAT HE'S NOT REALLY PLAYING IN. 229 00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:53,197 AND I ASSUME THAT'S THE SAME UMP 230 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,070 THAT TOSSED THIS VIDEO ONLINE 231 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,927 FOR OUR ENJOYMENT. 232 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:57,573 GOOD LOOKING OUT, BLUE! 233 00:08:57,567 --> 00:09:01,527 [APPLAUSE] 234 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:03,403 THERE'S ONE VIDEO I HAVE ALWAYS 235 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,400 WANTED TO PUT ON THIS SHOW. 236 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,370 IT'S ONE OF THE INTERNET'S MOST 237 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:09,267 POPULAR VIDEOS OF ALL TIME. 238 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:11,267 BUT IT'S VILE CONTENT MAKES 239 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:12,227 AIRING IT IMPOSSIBLE. 240 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:14,433 SO LET'S DO THE NEXT BEST THING. 241 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:17,703 LET'S RECORD THE BIGGEST EVER 242 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,570 REACTION VIDEO TO IT. 243 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:20,597 THAT'S RIGHT. 244 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,330 STUDIO AUDIENCE, YOU'RE ABOUT TO 245 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,803 MAKE YOUR TELEVISION DEBUT 246 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:32,670 REACTING TO TWO GIRLS, ONE COP. 247 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:41,497 [APPLAUSE] 248 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:22,967 ** 249 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,197 >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 250 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,170 CHRIS CROCKER. 251 00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:40,797 >> AND IS THERE ANYBODY OUT 252 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,500 THERE MAKING FUN OF BRITNEY? 253 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,600 AFTER ALL SHE'S BEEN THERE. 254 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,630 ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS 255 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:50,403 READERS AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF 256 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:50,670 HER. 257 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,697 SHE'S A HUMAN! 258 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:56,600 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! 259 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,930 >> SOMEONE IS MENSTRUATING. 260 00:10:57,933 --> 00:11:01,073 CHRIS CROCKER HAS OTHER VIDEOS 261 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,567 AND THEY'RE AWFUL. 262 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:03,497 SEQUELS ALWAYS SUCK. 263 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,570 IT'S LIKE SMOKING CRACK. 264 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:05,697 THE FIRST TIME IT'S GREAT. 265 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,070 YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 266 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,127 MAYBE EVEN MARRY WHITNEY 267 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:09,503 HOUSTON. 268 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,670 BEFORE THAT, WHITNEY GETS TOO 269 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:13,827 SKINNY AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR 270 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:16,173 THE FOLLOW UP TO "MY 271 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:16,597 PREROGATIVE." 272 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,730 THE POINT IS, NOTHING IS EVER AS 273 00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:22,403 GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL. 274 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,130 REMEMBER DAVID AS DENNIS? 275 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:26,403 THIS KID IS UNBEARABLE WHEN HE'S 276 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,670 SOBER. 277 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,327 SORRY, DAD. 278 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,833 DAVID IS ONLY FUNNY WHEN HIS 279 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:34,073 HIGH OUT OF HIS MIND. 280 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:39,067 WHAT ABOUT THE NUMA NUMA GUY'S 281 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,627 FOLLOW UP VIDEO? 282 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:40,973 ENOUGH. 283 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,127 I'M SICK OF IT. 284 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:45,433 TWO SECONDS IN AND I'M OVER IT. 285 00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:47,303 AND THIS GUY SOLD OUT WORSE THAN 286 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,730 THE BLACK EYED PEACE. 287 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:51,073 IS IT'S POSSIBLE FOR LIGHTNING 288 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:54,127 TO STRIKE TWICE ON THE INTERNET? 289 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:56,073 DID ALL CHRIS' TEARS DRY UP? 290 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:58,767 WE DECIDED TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE 291 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,927 TO GET THAT GOAL IN THIS WEEK'S 292 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:04,203 WEB REDEMPTION. 293 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,900 >> CHRIS. 294 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:06,300 >> HI. 295 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,130 >> TINA. 296 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:07,673 >> TEEN WHATEVER. 297 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:08,727 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 298 00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:11,433 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 299 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:12,933 >> SO YOU'RE STRAIGHT? 300 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,073 LISTEN, WE HAVE A GREAT PLACE TO 301 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:14,927 DO AN INTERVIEW. 302 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,603 I SET IT UP. 303 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,500 I THINK IT WILL MAKE US BOTH 304 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,630 FEEL VERY MUCH AT HOME. 305 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:19,803 >> IN PRIVATE. 306 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,770 >> VERY PRIVATE. 307 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,127 KIND OF LIKE A SLUMBER PARTY. 308 00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:25,073 >> GIRL'S NIGHT. 309 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,297 >> TELL ME HOW YOUR LIFE CHANGED 310 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,100 AFTER THAT VIDEO. 311 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:30,130 >> ONE MORNING I GRABBED MY WEB 312 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,833 CAMERA AS I ALWAYS DO WHEN I'M 313 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,103 MAD. 314 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,500 I FILMED IT IN FRONT OF MY 315 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,630 WINDOW WITH THE CURTAINS. 316 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:37,433 >> AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT 317 00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:38,803 YOU FILMED IT UNDER YOUR 318 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,170 CURTAINS? 319 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,427 >> A LOT OF PEOPLE -- 320 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:43,073 >> WHAT THE -- AM I DOING WITH 321 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:43,897 THIS -- SHEET? 322 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,130 YOU THINK BRITNEY WANTS TO BE 323 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:45,833 LEFT ALONE? 324 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,473 >> NO. 325 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,427 >> SO IT WAS JUST IN THE MOMENT? 326 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:49,803 IT WASN'T FAKE THOUGH? 327 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,470 >> NO, IT WASN'T. 328 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:57,067 >> DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE -- 329 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,497 >> I HAVE LEUKEMIA PUBES. 330 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,330 THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 331 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,603 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HEIDI 332 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,670 AND SPENCER? 333 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:10,827 >> SHE'S A ROLE MODEL OF MINE. 334 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:11,573 SHE'S THE -- 335 00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,467 >> MAYBE A LITTLE MORE MASCULINE 336 00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,727 OR INTIMIDATING WHEN YOU'RE 337 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,233 TELLING SOMEONE TO LEAVE PEOPLE 338 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,633 ALONE, SWITCH IT UP. 339 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,773 >> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! 340 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:22,727 >> LIKE THAT? 341 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:23,603 >> NO. 342 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,300 THAT'S TERRIFYING. 343 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:31,200 I INVITED OVER A FAMOUS 344 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:31,570 PAPARAZZO. 345 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,197 FACE YOUR DEMONS. 346 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,670 TALK TO THEM. 347 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,897 THIS PERSON IS FAMOUS FOR NOT 348 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:36,730 LEAVING BRITNEY ALONE. 349 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,973 COME ON IN. 350 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,097 DANO IS THE ONE THAT TOOK THE 351 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,400 PICTURE WHEN BRITNEY WAS 352 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,430 FREAKING OUT WITH THE UMBRELLA. 353 00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:44,133 >> OKAY. 354 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,703 HE'S THE ONE THAT I EXPOSED WHEN 355 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,870 SHE WAS GOING THROUGH A HARD 356 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,167 TIME. 357 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:47,527 >> YES. 358 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:48,933 >> I'M SO EXCITED. 359 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,103 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO 360 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:50,630 TELL HIM? 361 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,133 >> NOT MUCH I WANT TO TELL HIM 362 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,973 BUT A LOT I WANT TO DO TO HIM. 363 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:54,597 >> OKAY. 364 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,800 NOT IN MY HAPPY TENT. 365 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,430 DANO, DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO TAKE 366 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:03,903 ANYMORE PHOTOS OF BRITNEY? 367 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,430 >> NO. 368 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:05,803 >> LEAVE HER ALONE. 369 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,200 RIGHT NOW. 370 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,300 >> THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 371 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,530 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 372 00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:12,503 >> THAT'S OKAY. 373 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,200 THAT'S GOOD FOR MY SHOW. 374 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,670 I NEED THE PUBLICITY. 375 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,227 IT'S BEEN A SLOW START. 376 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:19,603 OKAY. 377 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,970 NEED TO FIND SOMEONE NEW. 378 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:21,927 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 379 00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:24,803 >> I BROUGHT YOU SOME WARDROBE. 380 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,670 >> A SHIRT? 381 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:26,567 >> YEAH. 382 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:27,667 >> DO YOU MIND PUTTING THAT BACK 383 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:27,927 ON? 384 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,303 >> I DON'T MIND. 385 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,170 I'M GOING TO NEED THIS. 386 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:36,327 I'M GOING TO NEED SOME PRIVACY. 387 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,073 >> OKAY. 388 00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:38,867 >> WHY? 389 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:40,667 >> WELL, THE WORLD WANTS TO 390 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:41,197 KNOW. 391 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,530 CHRIS, YOU READY TO GIVE ANOTHER 392 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:45,233 SHOT? 393 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:52,473 >> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! 394 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:53,167 PLEASE! 395 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,867 LEAVE HER ALONE. 396 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:59,127 >> WE KNOW WHO AMERICA NEEDS TO 397 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,073 LEAVE ALONE NOW. 398 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,697 >> LEAVE HER ALONE RIGHT NOW. 399 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,370 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO -- 400 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:14,727 [APPLAUSE] 401 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,703 [LAUGHTER] 402 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,230 >> OKAY. 403 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:20,603 WHAT YOU HAVE ALL WATCHED IS THE 404 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:25,830 FIRST TELEVISED ENOUGH FILM. 405 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,703 LIKE MOST INTERNET SNUFF VIDEOS 406 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,070 YOU THINK IT WAS REAL. 407 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:31,527 IT WAS FAKE. 408 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:32,533 CHRIS IS A GOOD SPORT. 409 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,673 HE'S STANDING OVER THERE. 410 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:33,967 CHRIS? 411 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,067 [APPLAUSE] 412 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,297 >> THANK YOU, CHRIS. 413 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:37,870 TAKE A BOW. 414 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,567 OR A CURTSEY. 415 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:40,467 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDY 416 00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,397 DICK. 417 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,500 >> AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR THE 418 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,070 PRANK OF THE WEEK. 419 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:57,367 >> DO YOU HAVE ANY WATER? 420 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,797 [BLEEP]. 421 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,900 >> OH, MY GOD! 422 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,600 >> AND THAT WAS THE PRANK OF THE 423 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:07,770 WEEK BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURGER 424 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:12,897 >> HELLO, PHOENIX ONLINE 425 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,070 UNIVERSITY CLASS OF '09 426 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:15,427 GRADUATES. 427 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,903 I WAS HONORED TO DELIVER YOUR 428 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,070 COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS. 429 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,597 WHEN I LOOK OUT INTO THIS WEB 430 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,070 CAM, I'M REMINDED THAT EVERYBODY 431 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,297 GOT HERE IN THEIR OWN WAY FOR 432 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,570 SOME SAFARI. 433 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,367 FOR OTHERS, FIRE FOX. 434 00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,827 FOR A SELECT FEW IMMIGRANTS, 435 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,603 HAND ME DOWN COMMUTERS, IT WAS 436 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,070 NETSCAPE. 437 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:34,097 ALL WITH ONE GOAL IN MIND. 438 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,870 ALL TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU DO 439 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,127 HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE WITHOUT 440 00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,203 TELLING THEM FROM WHERE. 441 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,070 I REMEMBER WHEN GRADUATED FROM A 442 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:40,867 REAL COLLEGE. 443 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,327 IT WAS IN A ROOM WITH REAL 444 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,833 PEOPLE AND MY FAMILY WASN'T 445 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:45,233 EMBARRASSED. 446 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,403 DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THE DEGREE 447 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,700 YOU PRINTED. 448 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,900 TACK IT UP ON YOUR CUBICAL WALL 449 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,300 AND LOL WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF 450 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,200 IT. 451 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,270 BEFORE MY COMPUTER CRASHES, I'D 452 00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:57,497 LIKE TO APPLAUD THE 16% OF YOU 453 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,670 THAT MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRE 454 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,497 WALL. 455 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,630 UPDATE THE FACEBOOK STATUS TO 456 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:07,073 COLLEGE GRADUATE. 457 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:07,667 CONGRATULATIONS, GRADUATES! 458 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,727 [APPLAUSE] 459 00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:12,973 >> MAYBE NEXT YEAR I'LL DO TRUCK 460 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,167 DRIVING SCHOOL. 461 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:14,927 ALL RIGHT. 462 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,873 LIVE VIA WEB CHAT, PLEASE 463 00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:19,497 WELCOME ANDY DICK. 464 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:19,800 ANDY? 465 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,100 >> I GIVE YOU THE 10. 466 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:22,400 HELLO. 467 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,230 I CAN'T HEAR VERY WELL. 468 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,433 HOW ARE YOU? 469 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:25,403 >> I'M WELL. 470 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,870 HEY, I HEAR YOU HAVE AN OLD 471 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,067 AUDITION TAPE OF YOURS FROM 472 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,197 "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2" THAT 473 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,270 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY? 474 00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:34,827 YEAH? 475 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:38,373 >> NO, NO. 476 00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:38,627 NO. 477 00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:41,403 I SENT SOMETHING CALLED "40 478 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,630 MINUTES WITH ANDY." 479 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,433 DON'T PLAY THE OTHER THING 480 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:46,503 THAT -- I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT 481 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,470 LEAKED OUT THERE. 482 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,497 >> YOU WALKED IT INTO MY OFFICE. 483 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,830 >> IT'S EMBARRASSING. 484 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,733 I'M LIKE THIS -- 485 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,673 >> IT WAS FOR THE ROLE OF 486 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,597 HITLER, WHICH I'M SURE ISN'T IN 487 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,400 THE MOVIE. 488 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,130 HERE'S ANDY DICK'S AUDITION TAPE 489 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:08,303 FOR "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2." 490 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:12,170 >> DO YOU THINK I HAVE -- I CAN 491 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,367 DO THIS PART. 492 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:19,927 >> IT'S LIKE -- HONESTLY. 493 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,173 OKAY. 494 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:26,367 ANDY DICK, FOR HITLER IN "NIGHT 495 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:26,867 AT THE MUSEUM 2." 496 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,827 I ALMOST SAID NIGHT AT THE 497 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,133 JEWSY. 498 00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,103 DON'T FILM RIGHT NOW. 499 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,300 I WANT TO SAY INAPPROPRIATE AND 500 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,970 TOO SOON. 501 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,497 TOO SOON WITH THE WHOLE LITTLER 502 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,730 AND THE JEWS. 503 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:41,073 I LIKE JEWS. 504 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:46,527 I'M JUST -- MY AGENT IS JEWISH, 505 00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,273 MY CLEANING LADY IS JEWISH. 506 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:48,627 STOP. 507 00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,233 I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT 508 00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:51,903 GOING TO DO SOME OF THESE LINES 509 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,970 LIKE THIS ONE HERE. 510 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,727 WHAT REASON? 511 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,403 I'LL GIVE YOU SEVEN MILLION. 512 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,430 [LAUGHTER] 513 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,373 >> AND THEN THIS ONE. 514 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:06,197 WHEN I CAN'T FIND SOMETHING, I 515 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:13,900 ALWAYS CHECK THE ATTIC. 516 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:17,400 [BLEEP]. 517 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,530 >> WHO IS THE CAPTAIN? 518 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,173 >> DONNA. 519 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:24,067 >> THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M 520 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:24,627 DOING HERE. 521 00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:26,073 >> YOU GO AND I'LL GO AFTER YOU. 522 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,897 >> I NEED TWO MINUTES. 523 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,700 >> YEAH. 524 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,930 >> GIVE ME A HILE. 525 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:38,773 [APPLAUSE] 526 00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:39,927 >> THANK YOU. 527 00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,973 >> TO SEE MORE OF THE AUDITION, 528 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,697 GO TO ADAM.COM. 529 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,770 AND GO TO 530 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,827 comedycentral.com/tosh.o TO 531 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,073 UPLOAD YOUR OWN VIDEO FOR A 532 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,567 CHANCE TO BE THE VIEWER OF THE 533 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,127 WEEK. 534 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,733 THIS WEEK'S SUBMISSION COMES 535 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,473 FROM ACTIONPAL.COM. 536 00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,567 >> HOW MUCH IS IT? 537 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:58,627 >> $14. 538 00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:03,273 >> THAT'S HIGH, RIGHT? 539 00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:04,597 >> YES. 540 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,730 >> GET SOME IN YOUR FACE. 541 00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:08,073 [BLEEP]. 542 00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:08,567 >> THAT'S FUNNY. 543 00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:11,627 THANK YOU. 544 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,973 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE BATTLE 545 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:19,027 BOTS. 546 00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:23,573 [APPLAUSE] 547 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,327 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 548 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:26,803 WATCHING. 549 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,230 MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE NEXT 550 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,133 SHOW WHEN WE GIVE THE BALLOON 551 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,333 GUY A WEB REDEMPTION. 552 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,973 >> IT'S FAIR TO SAY THIS IS THE 553 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,067 GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 554 00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:37,627 >> I MADE A FRIEND FOR LIFE. 555 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,673 MAKE SURE YOU GO TO OUR WEBSITE, 556 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:45,327 TOO, WHERE WE HAVE OUR FINAL 557 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,173 FLOWER SHOP VIDEO. 558 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,967 AND NOW FOR THE MOST UNFORTUNATE 559 00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:50,197 DOMAIN NAME OF THE WEEK. 560 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,930 IT GOES TO THE SCHAEFFLER GROUP 561 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,003 AND THEIR WEBSITE, FAG.COM. 562 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,370 THEY MAKE BALL BEARINGS. 563 00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:01,867 THEY WERE FOUNDED IN 1905. 564 00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:04,627 MAKE SURE YOU LOCK UP FAG.COM. 565 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:05,473 GOOD CALL. 566 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:07,067 THANKS FOR WATCHING. 567 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:07,927 WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 34459

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