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Narrator: Clubs --
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not only are they
a fun distraction,
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but they help
create a community --
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an isolated,
exclusive community.
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I really hole we make the cut
for cartwheel club this year.
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They're looking for new members
for their 40-year world tour.
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It's always been my dream
to tour for 40 years.
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Ever since
I was a little girl,
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I've wanted to see
my name on a list.
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All: Debra!
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[ Squeals ]
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Debra!
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Yes!
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And...
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What?
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I can't believe
I'm not on the list.
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Well,
what did you expect?
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You can't
do a cartwheel.
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And that's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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It's something
to be ashamed of.
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This is so huge.
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Turns out I'm even more special
than I thought.
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Turns out
people can see me.
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I can't wait to hear all
about you guys at brunch.
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Well, obviously we can't
make brunch today.
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We're doing something
more fun.
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Well, that's actually
perfect for me
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because I actually
can't make brunch either.
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I'm gonna be spending
some quality time
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with my son, Trayden.
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I haven't seen him in weeks,
so...
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Mom, Mom!
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I made the club!
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They're my family now.
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[ Laughter ]
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You had some of the best
auditions we've ever seen.
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I'm Timmy,
king of cartwheel club.
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And I'm Tammy,
king of cartwheel club,
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and you of course are
Debra, Debra, and...
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I want to say Derba.
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My name is Debra.
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Sorry, you just look like
a Derba to me.
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You must get that
all the time.
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I must.
[ Grumbles ]
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All in!
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[ Both squeal ]
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Sorry, Derbra,
members only.
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Both: When we say cart,
you say wheel club.
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Cart!
-Wheel club!
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-Cart!
-Wheel club!
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-Cart!
-Wheel club!
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That's perfect.
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I didn't want to be a part of
cartwheel club anyway.
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I mean, laughing and hugging,
how condescending.
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[ Bird calls ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Finally, someone has made a safe
space for me to be upside down.
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It is so nice to be recognized
for all of my skill.
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Everyone gather round.
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Welcome,
new members.
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You're all here because
you're capable of executing
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the greatest feat the human body
can perform,
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the cartwheel.
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[ Laughs ]
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Great job, kid.
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Go buy me
something nice.
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Now, this won't be easy,
and you're not going to like it.
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We are going to push you
to the brink.
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And by the brink,
we mean the spotlight.
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Your first cartwheel competition
is tonight,
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and the winners
will join us on tour.
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We're going to start with
the foundation of the cartwheel,
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some would say
the easiest part, standing up.
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They want us
to stand up?
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We're out of
our league here.
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We are gonna have
to play dirty.
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Taking matters
into our own hands.
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No, shooting steroids
into our own arms.
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Oh, my God.
Epic.
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I thought
that was Gatorade.
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Should we read
the side effects first?
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Zip it.
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What are you,
4'2"?
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Hey, hey!
Ho, ho!
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I didn't want to be
in cartwheel club.
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Hey, hey!
Ho, ho!
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I didn't want to be
in cartwheel club.
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Hey, hey!
Ho, ho!
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♪♪
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Hey, where are you going?
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Come back.
I'm talking to you.
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Oh, let me guess.
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You're going
to cartwheel club too.
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♪♪
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Well, if you're not gonna
let me project
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my feelings
about my friends on to you,
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I guess I'll just go
spy on them in silence!
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[ Growls ]
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♪♪
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All: [ Chanting ]
Go, Debra! Go, Debra!
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Go, Debra! Go, Debra!
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[ Panting ]
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[ Chanting continues ]
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Go, Debra.
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And, Debra, not bad,
but not good either.
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But you're better
than everyone else,
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which makes you
less bad than them.
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I think
you've got potential,
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which means
you're on your way.
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Bottom line is you might
just make the tour.
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If you play
your cards right.
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It couldn't be more clear.
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They just said we're
definitely going on tour.
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[ Both scream ]
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♪♪
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[ Thinking ] I will not be
left alone like this.
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All right, everybody.
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One hour until the big
cartwheel competition.
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This is your last chance
to prove you've got
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what it takes
to go on tour for 40 years.
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That's four decades.
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Wow.
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We'll be watching.
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We need more 'roids.
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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[ Screams ]
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Both:
Oh, no, the side effects!
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Holy crap, the lizards
are cheating!
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[ Both hiss ]
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♪♪
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[ Cackling ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Eye of newt,
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toe of frog,
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shrimp of scampi.
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[ Cackles ]
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If I'm not having fun,
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nobody is having fun!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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♪♪
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Come one, come all
to the cartwheel jubilee.
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Bear witness to the spectacle
of the great American cartwheel.
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In the event of an emergency,
take note of the nearest exit.
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Please keep in mind that it
may be really, really small.
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Please put your hands together
for the cartwheel club mascot,
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Wheelie the Cart!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I love you, Wheelie!
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♪♪
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And they're off!
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♪ Just make the crowd go
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Coming up next,
we've got Debra!
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[ Growls ]
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And joining her,
it's Debra!
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[ Growls ]
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♪♪
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Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I can't wait to have some fun!
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Me love cartwheel!
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♪♪
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[ All gasp ]
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♪♪
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[ Cackles ]
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No! Marbles,
a cartwheeler's kryptonite!
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Some would say
their Achilles heel.
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Now is not the time
for Greek mythology.
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That's at 8:15.
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This is your fault.This is not my fault.
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This is your fault.This is not my fault.
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This is your fault.This is your fault!
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This is your fault!Your fault!
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This is your fault!This is your fault!
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This is your fault!This is your fault!
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This is your fault!This is your fault!
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Ugh!
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♪♪
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There, there,
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Derba's got you now.
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♪♪
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[ Tumbleweed whines, pants ]
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♪♪
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Debra,
I can't thank you enough
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for saving us
from ourselves today.
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I'm so grateful
we didn't make the tour.
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I can't keep up that lifestyle
for 40 years.
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30 maybe, but...
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Most importantly, I learned
a really valuable lesson --
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that I am scared of you.
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And now we have
a shared experience
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we can all laugh about.
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[ Forced laugh ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Isn't it so funny
that we almost died
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over something as silly
as a cartwheel?
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That's not
why this happened.
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Debra, this time you really
lost your marbles.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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[ Bone cracks ]
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♪♪
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Wow, I made the tour!
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Yes!
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♪♪
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Yeah!
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♪♪
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