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-(indistinct talking on TV)
-...since a missile launch
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initiated from the League
of Freedom's mansion
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almost caused
a nuclear holocaust.
-Ostensibly, their prisoner,
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Dr. Devizo, used
the League's own computers--
-These villains were held
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with no due process
in a basement.
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It was a powder keg
waiting to go off.
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-...League of Freedom
for the escaped villains
still at large.
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Titanium Rex
has vowed to bring them
to justice.
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The question now: does
the public still believe
in the League of Freedom?
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-I'm seeing
a 90% chance of hell no.
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-Why do you keep cutting
to him, Jerry?
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I don't stick my dick
in his five-day forecast.
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-Jesus, there's no food
in here!
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It's just a buncha junk mail
and blank CD-Rs.
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-Looks like we stumbled
into a "CD" part of town.
(laughs)
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-Groaner, I swear to God
if you do one more
garbage bit,
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I am going to rip your
fucking-- a banana peel!
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-Hey, hey, come on,
I can work with this.
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A banana peel
is the prop comic's
pants and underwear.
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-What the hell
does that mean?
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-I'm naked without it,
is the joke.
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-Devizo sent us out
to get food, man.
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He's gonna be--
-Devizo, eh?
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Can I get his phone number?
I'd like to give him
a... ring!
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Groaner?
-Oh... hey, Black Saturn.
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-I didn't think you made it out
alive! Oh, come here--
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-Whoa! Okay, one second.
Look, man, the mansion
was crazy.
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We both said some things,
but I'm a villain, and you're
a hero. Let's be professional!
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-B-B-- But--
-What's going on here?
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-We're just joking
with each other, you know,
that's how we show the--
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the hatred.
-Oh, ho, ho, really?
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Is that how we do it?
Well, I've got a joke for you!
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What did my boot
say to your balls?
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-I-I-- I feel like no matter
what I say, you're gonna
kick me in the balls.
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-Saturn, are you still
milking your entrance?
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-We've got heat!
-(screams) That was
my punchline!
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You stole that joke!
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It's called parallel thinking,
you fucking amateur!
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-Got a real shocker for you,
Ranger. Saturn fumbled the ball.
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-I've got my eyes on them!
The eyes... of an eagle!
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What do you say, Cooch?
A little rat-a-tat-cat?
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-You know it, Ranger!
A cat always lands
on its feet!
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-(laughs)
-Oh, shit, dude! Where
the fuck am I?
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Which way is up? Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Okay! There's
a very real chance
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that I've just
killed Cooch.
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-I'm up! I'm good!
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-Eagle on radio: Oh, thank
my white Christian God.
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-Get out of my way, people.
I've got a skeleton face,
it should go without saying.
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-Give it up, Groaner.
-Oh, they finally got around
to building you a new body, eh?
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-With a few upgrades.
Diamond-tipped hat, anyone?
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Uh-oh, wait. No!
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-Jesus, dude!
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-Still working out
a few kinks.
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Oop!
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-You can't run forever!
-I can't run for five feet!
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I haven't eaten in days.
I give up!
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(screams)
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-Como se dice, see ya!
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-Nice clean hit, Cooch!
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Pretty sure he was surrendering,
but good hit!
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-Aaah!
-Gotcha, little man.
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-Wah! Hah! Yah!
-Keep the faith.
They can't chase us forever.
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-They're not chasing you.
They're corralling you...
to me.
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-Shit! Well, I'm not fighting
the guy with the laser hand,
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obviously,
so let's wrap this up.
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-I can't believe
you left the mansion
without saying goodbye.
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-He did, and it was perfect.
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-Shut up!
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-I've made the public
a promise, the Groaner...
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-You can just say Groaner.
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-...that I'd recapture
every last one of you,
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and if you think
I'm going to risk the trust
they put in this team--
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-Hey, it's those dumb assholes,
the League of Freedom!
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-Civilians! What do we do?
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-Close your eyes
and start swinging!
-Stand down, Saturn.
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-We don't want the League
in Storm City!
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-You almost blew us up!
Now we've got villains
coming out of our pee holes!
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-Language.
-Relax, citizens, the League
of Freedom always cleans up
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their messes,
starting with these two
right here!
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They're not behind me,
are they?
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Who was watching them?
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What do you have to say
for yourselves?
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-(hesitantly)
We're... back?
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-Looks that way, doesn't it?
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-(theme music playing)
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-Down with the League!
Rex unfit to lead!
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Down with the League!
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-Ahhh, it's good to be home,
isn't it?
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Ugh! What's that smell?
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-I had the protesters'
Port-A-Potties removed
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as per your orders.
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-Yeah, well, smells like
they're calling my bluff.
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-Hey, Brad! I'm home.
Missed you.
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-Oh, a lover mourning
her fallen comrade.
Heart-wrenching and real.
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-You want me to bring you
a Game Boy or somethin'?
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-She... does know
it's just a statue, right?
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-I think so?
-No, no, of course she does!
Of course she does!
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-You caught up
on "Game of Thrones"?
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-Someone should probably
step in.
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Oh! It's them. They're back!
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Did you find any food?
-Not this time, dudes.
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We caught some heat
from the League
and had to bail.
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-Oh, damn it! All we have left
are rice cakes. I need protein!
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-Sshh! Devizo isn't
to be disturbed.
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-Robo-Dino:
He's been pouting in there
for three months!
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When is he gonna come up
with a new plan?
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-When... he's... ready.
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And if anyone has a problem
with that... don't!
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-It's totally cool with me, Lex.
I was asking for the group.
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-Pussy.
-Hey, fuck you!
She's terrifying.
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-(cell phone buzzing)
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-Oh shit, guys,
I-I-- I gotta take this.
-(beep)
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-Dude, what are you doing?
-Oh, now your phone works.
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-Saturn,
this is so inappropriate.
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-(sobs) Why?
-We're supposed to be
trying to kill each other.
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-Well, then why didn't you
finish me when you had
the chance?
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You're playing
head games, man.
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-Well, I'm a villain.
I'm allowed to play head games.
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Y-- You know what?
This conversation is over.
I'm blocking your number.
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-Groaner, wait!
-(beep)
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-Geez, this guy's crazy.
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-Uh... Cooch.
-Oh, hey, Ranger.
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I was just gonna sleep
on a pile of Brad's clothes.
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They seem to sop up the tears
pretty good.
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-I can't watch this.
As someone who recently
lost his significant other,
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I'm here to help.
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-Gloria died?
-Oh, she's still alive.
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But apparently
her recent brush with death
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made our lovemaking
seem too vanilla!
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She's taking something
called a hedonism cruise
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on a vessel
bizarrely named
the Ball-Tease Falcon.
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-I guess
we're in the same situation?
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But there's nothing you can do
for me Ranger. Brad's dead.
I'll never see him again.
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-That's just not true.
Hasn't anyone taught you
about heaven?
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-What's that?
-That's where people
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who don't
ask too many questions
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go when they die!
Why, I bet Brad's hanging out
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with LJC himself.
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-LJC the wrestler?
-The Lord Jesus Christ.
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-Who's... not a wrestler?
-(sighs) Cooch, you have
a lot to learn.
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And I'm just the man
to teach you.
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-(whistles) Boy, they're really
givin' it to Whiff.
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Well, serves him right
for losing those nuclear
launch codes.
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-To a member of the League
who was also your daughter.
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-Yeah, well, burn him
at the stake, what do I care?
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-Do you still think about her?
Lex, I mean?
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-Yes. I mean, no.
Well, what's the point?
She made her decision.
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And... I made mine.
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I don't care what the tests
say, Lex. You are not
my daughter!
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-Dad?
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No!
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-And that's the end of it.
-Not quite, Rex.
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(laughing evilly)
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-Jewbot, what's happening?
-We're being hacked.
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Whatever code they're using
is impossibly complex.
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-We are the Third Eye.
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You will disband
the League of Freedom
in 12 hours
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or be destroyed
by your secrets.
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-Secrets? What secrets?
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-Recognize this, Rex?
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The Subtopian data files
from my drill pod.
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-Now you know we're serious.
Now you know what you must do.
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Disband the League.
You have 12 hours.
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-Rex, what secret could
be so horrible that you'd
disband the League?
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Rex? Rex?
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-Rex, if you're in trouble,
we need to tell the League.
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-This has to be
a covert operation, Jewbot,
I'm sorry.
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But no one else can know.
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-(sighs) I don't know
how to trace the source
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of the computer breach,
but I know someone who--
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What the fuck
am I looking at?
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-Hi! I'm Freckles!
Somebody order a clown?
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-You're goddamn right.
Get upstairs!
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-Yeah, let's just
keep moving.
-Uh, yeah.
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-You're, what,
about a 40 long?
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-What does
that have to do with--
Hey, where are the kids?
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-No kids. Just me.
Any more questions?
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-Uh... quite a few. Yeah.
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-So you can get me into heaven?
For real?
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-Of course! As a symbol
of this one nation, under God,
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I know my way
around the Good Book.
-You read that whole thing?
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-No! N-- No one's
read the whole thing.
It's like 2,000 pages.
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Pretty sure I know the gist
of it, though.
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Uh, I g-- I guess
I should ask if you
believe in God.
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-I believe in all of 'em--
God, Sasquatch, leprechauns,
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all the Pokemons.
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-I'm not sure that's allowed.
Let me check.
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Okay, what do we have here?
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Abraham sleeping
with his daughters.
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God slaughtering babies
in the night.
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Huh. Jesus is arguing
with a fig tree.
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Cooch! I may be
in over my head here.
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Put on your Sunday best.
We're goin' to church!
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-(distant siren)
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-Where the hell are we?
-A den of data freaks,
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code jockeys
and byte pirates.
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If anyone can trace our breach,
it's them.
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We speak our own language
in here. Stay close
and try to blend in.
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Milady. Whoops!
Son of a bitch! Whoa!
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-(groaning)
-My Soylent! Ugh!
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Well, there's an entire meal,
right there, wasted.
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-That's about right.
-I thought I told you--
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and I was very clear--
never to come back here.
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-Pixie Dee.
You're not still mad
about the Roomba job, are you?
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She was begging for an upgrade.
Someone was going to do it.
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-I never thought it'd be
my code daddy.
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00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,889
-That...
was a long time ago.
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00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,089
-What is it that you want,
code daddy?
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-I need your help.
Someone overcame
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the fourth-dimensional
encryption on the League's
computers.
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-Sounds like the hacker
was using a VR Bio-Bay.
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We just got one in.
I could help you out,
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if you'd satisfy
my... curiosity.
-I told you... no.
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-Jewbot, whatever
she wants, give it to her!
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-You don't understand.
-Come on. One look inside.
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I've always wanted to see
what you're packing.
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Tap, tap, tappity-tap.
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-Rex, I don't feel safe.
-What exactly is your proposal?
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-10 minutes, partial--
full-- full access.
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00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,821
-Rex?
-And you'll leave him
the way you found him?
222
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:54,864
-What are you doin', buddy?
223
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,858
-Not a mark... much.
-It's a deal.
224
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,191
-What?
225
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,026
-So, uh... you want me
to do some magic tricks, or...?
226
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:05,732
-I paid for the full
clown experience. Hit me
with the prop comedy.
227
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,096
-Actually, I'm more
of a mime.
228
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:10,404
-Next time, tell Sandra
at dispatch to make that clear!
229
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:14,777
Now work with me.
Uh, quit playing
with your balls!
230
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,438
No, that was the joke!
231
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,776
Ugh! This isn't working.
Here, put these on.
232
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,252
-Okay.
I see what's goin' on here.
233
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,751
You're not over
your old clown.
234
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:23,923
-Yes, I am!
(sobbing)
235
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,721
The Groaner's
yesterday's news.
236
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:29,363
I mean, he's-- Ohh--
Oh God, you're right!
237
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,289
Just put these on.
Put these on!
238
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,464
-Hey! Get off of me!
239
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,032
Aah! You need help, man!
-(crying)
240
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,161
-I'll never be the Groaner.
I'm Freckles! Freckles!
241
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,127
-(crying)
242
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,466
-(bells ringing)
-Man: Bless you, bless you.
243
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,301
What brings you
in for counseling today?
244
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,366
You two don't wanna get
married, do you?
245
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,335
We told them this would happen!
246
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,444
-What? No!
-I don't wanna marry Ranger.
247
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,106
His head looks like
it's bein' eaten
by an eagle!
248
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,845
-Hey.
-We'd like to purchase
one ticket to heaven, please.
249
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,793
-(chuckles)
Well, you have questions
about salvation, do you?
250
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,989
It's really not as complicated
as people make it out.
251
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,791
You make a declaration of faith
and get baptized.
252
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,764
-You hear that, Cooch?
You're in!
253
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,493
Oh, wh--
This is for her?
What's your situation,
254
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,127
sweetheart?
You're some kind of animal?
255
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,202
-I'm a cat!
Hyper evolved.
256
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,001
-Oh, Cooch.
Easy with the "E" word.
257
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,244
-I do not know
how to say this,
258
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,338
but animals
cannot get into heaven.
259
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,910
The Bible's quite clear.
260
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,309
-So you're saying
you've read it.
The whole thing.
261
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,241
-Oh, not the whole thing.
Go get out the window.
262
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:28,017
No one has.
It's the "Infinite Jest"
of holy books.
263
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,518
But you can rest assured,
no cat is getting baptized
in my parish.
264
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,020
-How deep does this thing go?
265
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,326
-Rex?
-Okay, time's up,
get outta there.
266
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,899
-Just a little bit longer.
-We had a deal!
267
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:46,269
-Fine! Fine.
Follow me.
268
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,139
If someone cracked
your 4-D encryption,
269
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,499
they used one of these.
270
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:55,337
Have fun, boys.
Code mommy's gonna go
rub one out.
271
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,905
-Of course.
The Third Eye is using
organic-based cryptology.
272
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,116
-Are those
real words or are you just
making fun of me?
273
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,519
-The data pipe
can only be accessed
by an organic computer
274
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,862
interfacing
through this VR module.
275
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,158
The good news
is we can track the breach.
276
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:14,490
The "I have no clue
how you'll take this news"
is, you're going in.
277
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:18,297
-Does "going in" involve
me putting that thing
on my head?
278
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,131
-If you want your data back,
it's the only way.
279
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,338
-Ah, fine!
280
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,437
Aah! Do I look cool?
281
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,243
-I don't know if I'd--
Yes, you look very cool.
282
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,936
-That didn't sound convincing!
283
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,178
-I'm firing it up.
284
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,582
Let me know
if you feel anything.
285
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:38,124
-(screaming)
286
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,951
(groans)
-Rex! Rex!
287
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,258
Well, guess
that worked, then.
288
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,589
-(screaming continues)
289
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,194
(groans)
290
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,357
(gasps, breathing heavily)
291
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,026
-Jewbot:
Rex, are you there?
292
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,534
-(gasps)
It's beautiful.
293
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,036
So lifelike.
294
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,641
-Jewbot: Stay with me.
If your mind is seduced
by the datascape,
295
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,013
I won't be able
to bring you back.
296
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,213
You're tracking
a cache of data
that will be heavily guarded.
297
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,416
Your imagination
will give it shape.
298
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,018
-I found it.
299
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,390
(gasps)
It's a castle.
300
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,119
-Oh.
-What?
301
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,664
-It's just not,
you know, very creative.
302
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,459
-Well, I like it.
-Maybe you should read more.
303
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:23,232
Oh, no! The database
is protected by a roving
malware algorithm.
304
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,203
It could take the shape
of anything, so--
305
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,172
Oh, it's probably
a dragon, right?
306
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,040
-(dragon roaring)
307
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,940
-My God.
-So banal. I'm coding you
308
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,583
some antivirus software.
You should see it now.
309
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,548
-Cool, thanks
for the bad-ass rail gun
310
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,548
and shoulder-mounted
rocket launcher, Jewbot.
311
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,581
-Yeah, nice try.
312
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,415
-(roaring)
313
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,546
-Yeah! Hoo!
314
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,085
Hoo!
315
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,164
-(roaring)
316
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,363
-Aah! Aaaaah!
317
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,133
(laughs)
318
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,469
I have never felt so alive!
319
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,472
-Holy-- I can--
Yeah, I can tell.
320
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,484
-Rex: What's the matter?
-Nothing. Let's just
keep moving.
321
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,138
-Well... I guess
there's nothin' to do now.
322
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,478
Brad's in heaven,
and I'm down here forever.
323
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,153
Just another day
bein' a cat in America.
324
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:19,023
No public litter boxes,
can't get into heaven,
325
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,592
and don't even try
to sit on a black sofa.
326
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,421
-I'm gobsmacked!
In my day, being baptized
wasn't a right.
327
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,027
It was mandatory!
Come with me, Cooch.
328
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,160
It's time to knock
on heaven's door.
329
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:34,267
-(grunting) Ooh.
-Jewbot: What do
you see, Rex?
330
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,541
-It's an entire cache
of League of Freedom data.
331
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,210
-But that's not
what you're here for,
is it, Rex?
332
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,211
-The Third Eye.
333
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:47,113
-Feel free to poke around.
334
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,417
-Jewbot in video:
Oh, God, oh, God.
Yes, right there.
335
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,979
-Christ, he filmed it?
336
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,548
-Let's keep our eyes
on the prize, Rex.
337
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,486
This is what
you came here for.
338
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,692
All alone, so your friends
would never know.
339
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,425
Not all alone. Jewbot?
340
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,501
-Jewbot:
I'm downloading
a data scrubber now.
341
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,030
Show no mercy!
342
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,673
-Oh, crap.
343
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,410
-He's still got my data.
Make me one of those
sled things.
344
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,454
-Rex, he's descending
into the dark web.
345
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,279
I don't know if I'll be able
to track you.
346
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,324
-Now!
-Well, I guess boner king
does what he wants.
347
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,690
-(cell phone vibrating)
348
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,162
-(beep)
-Saturn: Groaner!
It's your boy! B-Saturn.
349
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,262
-Son of a bitch!
Did you use a burner phone?
-Saturn: Wait, don't hang up!
350
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,655
I just swallowed
150 Tylenol P.M.'s.
351
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,227
-No, you didn't.
-So what? I could!
352
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,667
-Who you talkin' to?
-No one, bye!
353
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,512
You have got to stop
calling me! You're going
to get me killed.
354
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,438
-Well, we've got
unfinished business,
355
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,484
and we are going to talk
about it, baby.
356
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,809
Unless you want me
screaming it from the rooftops,
357
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,554
we better figure something out.
358
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,580
-You know what?
Why don't we take
this conversation offline.
359
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,686
And go online.
360
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,289
-So how does this work again?
-A quick bath absolves
361
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,662
every terrible thing
you've ever done,
362
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,430
then... you spend
eternity in heaven.
363
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,458
-Okay, let's do-- Wait!
Did you say bath? Whoa!
364
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,295
-What are you doing?
Get in there!
365
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,360
-It's instinct, dude.
366
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,428
-I'm trying
to save your soul!
367
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,366
* Ama...aah-zing grace
368
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,543
* Aah! How sweet the--
369
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,641
Ow! Ow! Ow! God!
370
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,512
-I thought my Jesus sense
was tinglin'.
371
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,742
Spread out, boys!
372
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,146
No one jumps the turnstile
to heaven on my watch!
373
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,453
-Place is pretty sweet.
You made it! I didn't think
you'd be able
374
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,615
to find a VR-- I mean,
hey, dude, great to see you.
375
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,785
-What is this place?
-Whatever we want it
to be, apparently.
376
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:44,556
And... what the hell is this?
-Cool! We're the Boondock
Saints! I love that movie!
377
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,167
Did I do that?
-Yeah, pretty sure
you did that.
378
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,340
-Well, the movie kicked ass.
-Pretty sure that's not true.
379
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,399
-Oh, this is great!
We can hang out,
380
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:56,378
and nobody will ever know--
Get down! It's Rex!
-(Rex screaming)
381
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,749
-Jewbot:
You're in the open Internet,
Rex. I'm losing you.
382
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,608
-I'm gaining on him, Jewbot.
-(static)
383
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,618
-Jewbot? What?
Damn it, I'm making my move!
384
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:10,762
-(both grunting)
385
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,160
-Did your third eye
see that coming?
386
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,163
Asshole.
387
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:20,398
-(laughing evilly)
388
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:24,803
Rex, you can't possibly think
that was the point
of all of this.
389
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,737
No. My only goal
was to get you down here.
390
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,605
-(grunting)
391
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:34,813
-Dr. Devizo always
has an angle.
392
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,217
-(gasps) No.
393
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,820
-Ranger, your parents
were members of this church.
394
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,792
We had a funeral ceremony
after you were lost
in the war.
395
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,532
I'm the one that convinced them
to give up ever finding you
396
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,158
and adopt a Vietnamese baby.
397
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,534
-PoPo was your idea?
398
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,532
-(Cooch yowls)
399
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,902
Sorry... would love
to help, but... cat!
400
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:59,674
-(grunting)
401
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,648
-No, no, no, no!
402
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,519
-(angelic chorus)
-(gurgling)
403
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,618
-I did it!
404
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,849
Oh, what a holy
and beautiful miracle!
405
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:12,954
-(gurgling)
406
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,885
-Oh, sorry.
-(gasps)
407
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,391
Oh... shit, dude!
408
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,834
-It's always a scheme
with you, isn't it, Devizo?
409
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,660
Why can't we ever
just beat the shit
out of each other
410
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,596
like grownups?
-Every time I try that,
411
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,342
I seem to get punched
in the face... really hard.
412
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:32,768
I prefer it here,
where intelligence
is the only currency.
413
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:36,975
Ah, the server
is shutting down.
But before it does,
414
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,379
these viral daggers
will scramble your brain signal,
415
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,323
trapping it here
while your body
becomes a vegetable.
416
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,650
-Are you just gonna
talk about it, or are you
gonna do it?
417
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:51,486
-Oh, I would, but I promised
the honors to someone else.
(laughs)
418
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,456
-Hello... Father.
419
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,555
-Lex!
420
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,895
-I-- I didn't know
what happened to you after--
421
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,473
-After you tried to kill me?
422
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,672
-You left me no choice!
423
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,674
Are you okay?
424
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,805
-Don't talk to me
like you care.
425
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,440
-Lex, come on.
426
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,446
We did have something there,
didn't we?
427
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,519
-I guess
I miss you guys. Sometimes.
428
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,248
-Maybe we can fix this.
429
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:20,954
Just... let me
out of this thing,
and I'll come find you.
430
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,487
-That's what this is about!
Saving yourself!
431
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,723
-What? No.
432
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,357
-I'm through being used!
433
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,733
-(Groaner and Saturn scream)
434
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,930
-Oh, here we go.
435
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,461
-Hey, Lex!
fuck you!
436
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,867
-You asshole!
437
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,340
-Saturn, what the hell
are you doing here?
438
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,009
-"Boondock Saints", baby.
-That's not an answer.
439
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,308
-Oh!
440
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,570
-You don't think
she saw me, do you?
441
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,738
-(explosions)
-Let's get out of here!
442
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,706
We've got to go back
the way I came!
443
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,005
-Can-- Can the Groaner come?
444
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,516
Ahh... fine!
445
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,278
-Yes!
-(engine revs)
446
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,947
-Aah!
447
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,663
-Rex? Rex? Rex?
Come back to me, buddy.
448
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,460
-Wha-- What happened?
449
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,062
-I was able to robo-glyph
your bio data and make
a clean extraction.
450
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,904
-Yeah, that's great.
-Whoo-hoo! What a rush!
451
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,331
-Okay, I have no idea
where he came from.
452
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,467
-What the heck
were you doing with Groaner?
453
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,842
-Anyway, I've gotta get going.
Rex has a boner. Bye!
454
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,411
-Oh, God. Has that been here
the whole time?
455
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,841
-I'm afraid so.
456
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,948
-Eagle:
I just don't know anymore.
457
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,449
I saw things about my faith
today that confused me.
458
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,622
What right do I have to say
that it's any more real
459
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,451
than Cooch's belief
in leprechauns?
460
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,316
-You helped me
get into heaven
because you believed.
461
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,386
Who cares
if leprechauns are real,
462
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,094
as long as their gold... is?
463
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,696
-Wow, that's... profound.
464
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,829
Wait! Leprechaun gold
is bullshit, too!
465
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,665
That doesn't help
at all, Cooch!
466
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:51,444
-Rex?
-Oh, hey, Jewbot.
I was just--
467
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,748
Well, actually, it's a--
-A secret?
468
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:58,080
-Yes.
-Rex, what's so scary
about the data Devizo stole?
469
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,687
Why can't you tell the League?
470
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,619
-Look, I trust you
more than anyone I know,
471
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,485
and I can't tell you.
472
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,634
I'm sorry.
473
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,599
-Well, that's bullshit.
474
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,058
-(electricity crackles)
-(Lex gasps)
475
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:14,966
What's next?
-Everything, my dear.
Everything.
476
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,741
(laughs evilly)
477
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,883
-(theme music playing)
478
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,526
-(monkey chatters)
-Stupid monkey!
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