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RuPaul: Previously
on All Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

we're throwing a ball.

[cheering]

I love balls!

Second episode in,
RuPaul wants us

to do a sewing challenge.

Fuck.

[laughs]

Yara just walking around,

chitchatting,
giggling and shit.

It's the wrong time
to be messing around.

Ra'Jah O'Hara.
This is absolutely stunning.

Thank you so much.

Yara Sofia.

Your eye never has
a place to rest

because there's just
so much going on.

Jiggly Caliente.

For All Stars, girl,
this is not enough.

Ra'Jah O'Hara,
con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star
of the week.

I work hard.
Ginger knows.

I know that Jiggly
is looking at me,

like, you are the one

who is going to save me
no matter what.

Yara: I really wanna be here.

[sobs]

This is All Stars.

If you wanna be here,
show it.

Ru-veal yourself!

-Oh!
-Ooh!

[cheering]

Ra'Jah O'Hara,

Brooke Lynn Hytes,

it's a tie, baby.

You're both winners!

Which queen has the group chosen
to get the chop?

Jiggly Caliente.

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

The queen I chose
was Jiggly Caliente.

Jiggly Caliente, sashay away.

-Oh!
-Bitch, I still

-can't believe it!
-Bitch!

You can't believe--
oh, my goodness.

Ooh, girl, them crab legs
is gonna be the bitch.

My God.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

Congratulations, mama!

-Thank you, yeah!
-Congratulations.

God is so good!
[laughs]

♪ I got $25.000 ♪

[cheering]

Opa!

But it's also bittersweet, too,
because we lost a good sister.

Jiggly is a sweetheart.

But in my heart,
it wouldn't have been right

if I would have picked Yara,
knowing your track record.

You did well last week.

Thank you, motherfucker.
I love you.

-I love you, too.
-I love you.

I love you, too.

Pull the lipsticks out.
Let's see it.

You want me to do it?

All right,
we have one for Jiggly.

We have two
for Jiggly.

-Right.
-We have one for Yara.

All right.

Three for Jiggly.

Four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine for Jiggly,

and two for Yara.

Um...

I know Jiggly is gonna see this,

and she's gonna be so hurt
that I chose her lipstick.

I kind of feel like
I betrayed my friend.

But Yara deserves to be here,

because her track record
speaks for itself,

and that's all
we really have to go by.

We can only judge
on what we've seen so far.

Right.

So obviously,
one of the Yara is Jiggly.

And who was the other one?

Who voted for--

-It was me.
-It was Trin-- I knew it.

You voted for Yara?

I was impressed with Jiggly
a little bit more,

and the only reason why
is because Jiggly,

from the beginning
of the challenge,

worked on her costume.

Jiggly created that

with all of the insecurities
of not knowing how to sew.

Jiggly struggled.

Yara whipped her shit out.

Mm-mm.
I don't really buy it.

I'm thinking that
she picked Yara's lipstick

because Yara picked her lipstick
that first week.

Are you mad that
she picked your lipstick--

No, I promise you!

Damn, this sucks.
This not cool at all.

I am gagging.

Apparently, I'm not on
the same page as everybody else,

and it makes me
look like a mess,

and that was not my intention.

Whether anybody believe anything
different, it's no shade.

Yara: I appreciate that.

Jan: I gotta get out
of this corset

and figure out
what the hell I gotta do

to be in the top
next week, okay?

All Stars is about not
just what you do on the runway,

not just what you deliver
in these challenges.

All Stars is a game of
friendships and strategy.

These girls are watching
how you move, how you speak.

You laughed at this person,
but you read her lips.

Now, everybody gonna
be looking at me like...

Ha!

[chuckles]

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special
guest judge Tia Mowry.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Hey!

You're richer.

It's a new day in the Werkroom!

What this week
got in store for us?

[laughs]
It don't matter what--

the singing, the acting,
the dancing, the improv--

this great light of mine
is gonna shine.

[laughs]

What's it say, Miss Ra'Jah?

It says, "It's been real.

You may call me Jiggly."

-Jiggles!
-We love you, Bianca!

Love you, Bianca!

-Let's go talk.
-Okay.

-Come on, kiki.
-New day, ladies.

Yay, top 11.

[all laugh]

Like, so what are y'all
expecting today?

You know what I'd like to do?

They give us pamphlets

and we go around
the community

like Jehovah Witness
and shit.

Spread the gospel.

-Ru-hova Witnesses?
-Yeah, Ru-hova Witnesses.

Are you ready
for RuPaul's return?

Okay.
[all laugh]

[alarm]

Ooh!

RuPaul: She done already
done had herses!

My All Stars.

-Yeah.
-Those who can, do,

and those who can't
betta ask somebody.

Because it do take skills
to pay your bills.

Call the Drag Race
Hall of Fame hotline now.

Operators are standing by.

-Ooh!
-What's that?

Like a little host, girl.

The hostess
with the mostest, bitch.

Hello, hello, hello!

Hi, ladies!
[cheering]

-Yes!
-All right.

My fearless All Stars!

Whoo!

Do you know, fame is fickle.

One week you're hot,
and the next week you are not.

Believe me, honey, I've had
my shares of ups and downs.

That's why to this day
I keep my beauty license

up to date,
'cause you never know

when somebody might need
a press and curl.

Am I right?

Now, for today's
maxi-challenge,

working in teams,
you need to write and star

in commercials that sell
a sickening side hustle.

#AllStars6.

-Love it.
-Now, to divide you into teams,

I want you to line up
from shortest to tallest.

-Oh.
-[laughs]

I'm, like, a little medium,
I guess.

Talls versus smalls, bitch,
talls versus smalls.

Am I really this short?

[all laugh]

Team one, Ginger, A'Keria,
Jan, and Silky.

You'll be providing
a rent-a-queen service

for people who need a stranger

to fill in
for a special occasion.

[all laugh]
Okay.

Well, we know about that!

Team two, Trin-tity,
Pandora Boxx,

Yara, and Ra'Jah O'Hara.

You'll be drag fixers.

Think Olivia Pope.

There ain't no scandal
you can't handle.

Ah, I love it!

And team three,
Kylie, Scarlet, and Eureka!

Whoo!

-You'll be drag exorcists.
-Ooh.

'Cause ain't nobody got time
for demons up in here.

Not today, Satan!
[all laugh]

Later today you'll be heading
to your commercial shoots,

where you'll be directed
by two of my favorite hustlers,

Michelle Visage
and Ross Mathews.

[cheers and applause]
Yes, mama!

Now, to step up
your side hustle,

feel free to use shoes
from FierceQueen.com.

All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

[cheers and applause]

-All right, girl.
-Let's make it.

I'm in a group
with the short hos!

Oh, watch out!

Come through, team fixer!

For today's maxi-challenge,

we will be creating commercials
for a side hustle business.

-Okay, we're fixers.
-We are the fixers.

I mean, immediately,
like, I started thinking

that it should be, like,
fix it, bitch.

Where it's, like,
we each have a line,

like, "my tuck is meaty,"
or something like that,

funny, and then we go,
like, "Fix it, bitch!"

Oh, okay, yeah, I like that.

My team does have
a little unfair advantage,

since I made promos
and commercials

for a local television station
in Rochester, New York.

Ding!

Kind of like those cheesy
local commercials,

-you know, like--
-Mm-hmm.

Like they get
the most ratchetest girl

to talk about community college?

Yeah, but really, like, campy.

Campy, over-the-top.
I love that.

Each one of us need
our own fix-it situation.

-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

[laughs]
The important thing

to a commercial challenge

is to make it simple,
understandable,

and of course,
make it funny.

Fix it, bitch!

Making them laugh
is going to make us win.

I have my fix-it situation.

Let me see if you like it.

You have problem farting
on your dick

because you are
tucked too tight?

Fix it, bitch!

[all laugh]

It may be
a little bit too raw, girl.

I love it! Ha-ha!

Yara is very, um, eclectic...

And different.

You know, this is why--

Look. Look at her.

Get your ass over here.

But she's very unpredictable.

I'm just worried
that if she's not focused,

then we collectively
are gonna look bad.

Oh, my God, so professional.

So, I just wanna make sure
that you two are okay.

We're over that shit.

-Okay.
-I mean, we're perfect.

See, this is my thing.

You're my teammate,
so I want us collectively

to be better than these hos.

I just want all us
to be top or safe.

Yeah, perfect.

We're gonna start
with some crunches.

That's not a crunch.

-This is crunches.
-This is--

-That is dumbbells.
-Crunches are this.

So, what is this called?

[laughs]

We're gonna start
with whatever this is!

So, we are the Exor-Size Queens.

-Now, your turn.
-Aah!

We are going to do
the exorcising of the demon

through literal exercise,

and no D-emon is too big.

Be ready to improv.

How big is the demon?

"I don't know.
Just get here!"

-Click.
-Okay.

So, no rehearsed dialogue
is what you're saying?

No, I'm saying if we
see each other struggling,

let's just play on each other.

I'm pretty good at improv, too.
I can just kind of go

with whatever you kind of do.

You know what I mean?

Okay.

Are you feeling overwhelmed?
I'm sorry.

I am a little bit confused.

I'm a showgirl, bitch.

My whole career has been built
on performing live on stage.

But working in clubs and bars
and stuff like that,

haven't really gotten
to use the skills

that you need
for this kind of challenge.

If you mess up in there

and you don't say exactly
what you said you're gonna say,

let's not worry about it.

I'm worried.

We're gonna be great.

I am really, really happy
with the group that we're in.

I have been wanting
to be in the top,

and I feel like
this is a top-worthy group.

This is what I've been
waiting for since I got here.

-I...
-I see your mind.

-You have some ideas.
-My mind's just running.

Well, bitch,
pass the yellow thing.

We need to be writing that down!

Because my memory
not that good.

So, we're doing Rent-a-Queen,
and we are a group of queens

that you can rent out
for every occasion.

Do you have a bad,
snotty-nose-ass kid

who needs to be
whupped back in shape?

Call RAG!

We have bitches
for your bar mitzvah.

[all laugh]
That'd be sickening.

My doctor told me that I need
to lose a little bit of weight.

And then you can do, "Oh, yeah,
I'm gonna make you

the healthiest meal."
Just four sticks of butter.

[all laugh]
A big thing of cream.

And look at me now!

And it'll be my head
on your body.

Do you need a queen to bring
the turkey for Thanksgiving?

And it's, like, me twerking
with a turkey in my pants.

Or order in bulk!
And then, like,

the three of us
could do something together.

That would be funny.
That's really good.

And have, like, a little voice

that comes in right after
and it be real fast?

And it's, like, each queen
comes with lashes and a tuck.

[laughs]
That's funny, girl.

Oh, bitch.

This is so, so, so much.

So, I'll be the bad little
snotty-nosed girl,

she'll be the mama.

Oh, I thought
you were gonna be the chef.

I could do both.

I just wanna scream,
"Keep it simple, stupid."

But on Season 11,
there was always

"I don't like Silky
because she's obnoxious."

Or, "I don't like Silky
because she took

all the camera time."

So, now I know
to dial it back.

If the team want everybody
to play 10 characters each

in 45 minutes
for a 45-second thing,

I'll just make it work.

We never, ever say no.

[all laugh]

'Cause I'm a hustler, honey.

Don't get that twisted, okay?

-Hey!
-Hi!

-Welcome, ladies.
-Hi, how are you?

It's time for us to do
our side hustle commercial,

directed by Michelle Visage
and Ross Mathews.

How are you?

-Wonderful.
-Me, too.

Yay!

All right,
what is your side hustle?

We are Team Fix It, Bitch.

So, of course,
as off-duty drag queens,

we only know
a few things to fix,

and we know a few ways
to fix it,

which is duct tape
and superglue.

All right, let's see.

It's important for me
to do well in this challenge,

because on Season 6

I struggled a lot
with acting challenges.

Ever since they invented
birth control, you--

Cut. Trinity, you have
to play to your camera.

Sorry, you guys.

So, this time around,
I want to show them

that I am definitely not
Season 6 TKB, okay?

And what's the setting here?

It's got, like, a background
like those eighties cheesy--

-Okay.
-What's the eighties?

Somebody told me about it,

and I don't really
understand it, but--

Okay, I'd like you to start
with your voiceover.

One, two, three.

All: Fix it, bitch!

That's like Boyz II Men.

I can't relate.
[all laugh]

All right, moving on,
first shot.

Give us a call,
we'll fix it all!

-That's good.
-Okay, good.

All right, moving on.

Someone help me
with these big-ass feet!

Are those shoes not working?

-Pandy, wrong camera.
-Sorry.

And Trinity, you know yours.

-Straight ahead.
-Yeah.

Can you-- I'm not sure your feet
are reading as cliffhangers,

so you've gotta
jam it in there.

Maybe we just have to get
a close-up of them bad boys.

All right, hold on,
I got this.

-Better?
-Oh, yeah.

-Turn your foot a little bit.
-There you go.

That way. Okay.

[both laugh]

-Great!
-Next shot.

And action.

[cries]
I can't hide it!

[laughs]

Are you supposed
to laugh, Yara?

No, but, oh, it's so funny.

But if you don't break
character, we can use it.

-So, don't laugh. Okay.
-Okay, okay.

Ah-ri-ha-ha!
That's for the nerves, sorry.

Okay.

Welcome to Yara's world.

Oh, I've been living in it.

[Michelle laughs]

There's so much meat in here,

I can make a sandwich!

[both laugh]

Tuck issues?

Got it, Yara.
Highly amusing.

[both laugh]

-Cut.
-Good job.

-Thank you guys so much!
-Thank you.

You guys are awesome,
I love you both.

-Hey, y'all.
-Hello.

Welcome, ladies!

Are you ready to shoot the
commercial for your side hustle?

-Yes!
-All right, so tell us about it.

What services do you provide?

We are Exor-Size Queens.

Oh, love that.

Okay, so let's set up
for scene one.

So, we are in the gym,
just minding our own business.

-Okay.
-And what's that word, "gym"?

I think it's somewhere
where you'd go

-to exercise.
-I'll write it down.

-J...
-J-E-M?

I don't know.
It doesn't matter.

Okay. Action.

Oh, my goodness, girl,
that last one was so big!

I know, it took both of us!

Hi, I'm Scarlet.

-I'm Kylie.
-And Kylie?

Kylie, keep your face up
the whole time.

Sometimes you have a tendency

to sort of let the face go
in between your lines.

-Okay.
-Okay?

-And speak up.
-Okay.

Ring, ring, ring!

We have a call now!

-Oh!
-Exor-Size Queens.

Where no demon is big enough.

Oh, my God, I need your help
as soon as possible!

We're on the way.

With three easy payments
of your firstborn.

Did you say "three easy payments
of your firstborn?"

Yeah, you have to have
three firstborns.

But I think
there's only one firstborn.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

Shouldn't it be, "Three easy
payments or your firstborn?"

Uh... sounds like math.

I don't... I don't know.

Well, you're the director.
Let's do that.

[laughs]

For three payments of $69
or your firstborn.

I don't care how much,
just get here.

Please help!

We're on our way.

Right? Or--

Kylie, "Right, are you coming?
Come on."

Come on, gal, let's go.

I was pumpin'.

All right, Eureka, this is
your Oscar-winning scene.

Eureka looks like me going
through menopause at the moment.

Oh, no!
[all laugh]

Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!

Aah! Aah!

Rawr!

Well, fuck me.

-Oh, no!
-You wanna help her out?

Rawr!

-Cut.
-Oh, no!

How's your headboard?
[laughs]

-Haven't had any complaints.
-No complaints, baby!

Oh, my God, Miss Thing,
I done broke the bed.

In my defense,
I have only broken

three headboards in my lifetime.

Well, I've broken more
than you, babe.

Showoff.

No one is surprised.

All right, let's roll
on the next one.

Let's put film in the camera
on the next one.

-Aah! Aah!
-And reach!

And reach,
two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

[all laugh]

And cut!

That's a wrap, ladies.

[cheering]

Tell us a little bit
about your side hustle.

Well, we are RAQ, Rent-a-Queen,
and we are here

to fill all of the gaping holes
in your social calendar.

Aw!
So, you're queen escorts.

-Yes.
-Yes.

Something like that.
[all laugh]

-Don't tell my mother.
-I'm excited to see this.

RAQ is an all-drag queen
escort service.

Providing beauties of two or
more different shapes and sizes

to provide the-- oh, sorry.

-Pick it up.
-Yep.

Providing beauties of more--

providing beauties
of two or more shapes or sizes.

-What's that mean?
-No, more than two

shapes and sizes.

Oh, yeah, more than two
shapes or sizes.

Now, it'll make sense.

Providing beauties of two
or more shapes or sizes

to fulfill the gaping holes
in your social calendar.

-More than two.
-That's what I said, isn't it?

-You're saying "two or more."
-No, "two or more."

-[exhales]
-You got it, baby.

Would it be easier if you said,

"Providing beauties
of all shapes and sizes?"

Providing beauties
of all shapes and sizes

to fill the gaping holes
in your social calendar.

-There ya go!
-That's it!

-That was great.
-So, let's move on.

I'm doing my big lotion scene.

-Oh!
-Oh, my God.

One take, because if you get
lotion everywhere,

we don't have the time
to do it again, so--

-Yeah.
-Have you tested it?

No.

Okay. And action.

Have you ever been home alone
and stuck in a sticky situation?

Oh! Oh!

Okay, good job.

Have you ever needed
a helping hand?

Okay, great.
What's next?

The next scene
is the cooking scene.

Okay. Ooh, good.

The mime scene.

My doctor told me that
I needed to lose a few pounds,

so I called Rent-a-Queen
for a personal chef.

What is that voice?

That's my Richard Slimmons
voice.

Oh, my gosh!

What's next?

So, we have to set up
the funeral.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-When's the skydiving scene?
-I know.

I would like to know
when the piñata scene is.

I'm getting a little concerned,

'cause there's a lot of scenes
going on here, right?

Is it gonna fit?

With poppers.

All right, only
eight more scenes after this.

-Right.
-Our commercial is so complex--

And Silky runs in, ready?

Oh!

[wailing]

Silky: I have a lot of parts,

and it's hard
to keep up with it.

-And she's changing.
-Yeah, she's changed clothes.

But I'm not next, right?

Oh, Silky, you've still gotta
do your other insert, baby.

Oh, yes.

But I have three lines.

Unless you want me to do it.

You can do it.
Go ahead and do it.

Okay.
I'm gonna do it for her.

Oh, it was Silky's part.
You're gonna take it.

-Yes.
-Okay.

Because she's
already undressing.

Silky: I'm starting to get
into my head a little bit,

like, oh, my goodness,
you only got three lines

and you just gave
one of them away.

Action.

[snoring]

[both laugh]

I feel like I'm fading
to the background

a little bit
at this point.

That's a wrap on Team RAQ.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Another day.

Ginger Minj.

Yes, ma'am.

-Ginger Minj.
-Oh, my God.

All: And we'll werk it out.

It's elimination day,

and I don't think
my team is in trouble.

Kylie and I had a good time,
Eureka shined, too,

and I think we sweat
that demon right out of her.

We exorcised them demons
right outta ya, gal.

What's up, bitch?
Fix it, bitch.

-What's up? Oh!
-Fix it, bitch.

How you feeling this morning?

I feel good, I feel good.

We all did amazing.

It was like everything
fell in place, like boom, boom.

I'm actually, like, really happy
that, like, y'all didn't carry

whatever could have been
into our working

-with each other.
-Right.

-And it's no ill feelings.
-We don't hold grudges.

-Definitely.
-And no hard feelings at all.

And you had to vote
for somebody.

That's the bottom line of it
all.

-Right.
-Let's get ready.

And if you mess up,
fix it, bitch!

[all laugh]

I'm actually really glad that
you and I got paired together,

that we've been able
to work together, you know?

Yeah, I think we come from
a similar background

in terms of, like, theatrics

and wanting to do
similar things with our drag,

and I appreciate that in you.

Well, if I win the lip sync,
I'll give you $1.000.

And if you win the lip sync,
you give me $1.000.

Okay, deal.

Oh, I see y'all already
got something going on.

Okay, okay.

You all right, Miss Silky?

You a little worried, bitch?

I know how you is.
You get into panic mode.

You're being awful quiet
over there, girl.

-What's going on?
-Coming back to All Stars,

I just thought it was
gonna be somewhat easier

'cause I know everything.

-Uh-huh.
-But I feel like

kind of second-guessing myself,

because I didn't get the love
on my season.

Like, you can relate to this.

And I've just been
working so hard

to, like, show that I am
this sickening entertainer

that I be in my head.

It's just been, like--
like, extremely hard for me.

During Season 11,

I got a lot of hate
from a lot of different areas.

I didn't get it
just from the fans,

I got it from colleagues,

promoters that wanted
to cancel my bookings.

So, getting the opportunity to
come back to this competition,

I had a vision
for how I wanted to look,

a vision for how
I wanted to be perceived,

and I am in my head
about everything.

I'm just off,
and, like, worried.

You can't let an opinion

of somebody
who has never did this

dictate what it is
you already know about yourself.

Mm-hmm.

Girl, you know
you're talented.

And, bitch,
I've known you too long

to think something like this
gonna break you.

No, it ain't gonna
break me now. No.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

Voguer, rapper, radio DJ,
ballroom dancer,

talk show host, wife,
and mother, Michelle Visage.

How does she do it?

[laughs]

Drag Race
employee of the month,

the hilarious Ross Mathews.

Yay! Do I get a bonus?

Yes, you do.

Is it Michelle's old bras?

Yes, it is.

Yay!

Now, she puts the sister
in Sister, Sister.

Tia Mowry's here!

Hey! [laughs]

-Hi!
-I'm so excited to be here.

I'm like the new girl
on the block.

Well, I am so happy you're here.

This week, our All Stars
are working overtime

to create ads that promote
their side hustles.

And tonight on the main stage,
category is Ru-demption Runway,

a chance to do over
past fashion fails.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

♪ You wear it well ♪

RuPaul: Serving
Ru-demption Runway,

Kylie Sonique Love:

Lady Gaga, Snatch Game,
Season 2 remix.

Ross: The latest
in feather duster technology.

[all laugh]

Kylie: Bitch, I am serving you
everything Gaga

from head to toe.

And I could probably be on tour
with Gaga right now.

Michelle:
Kylie Hears a Who.

RuPaul: Scarlet Envy,
Season 11 Entrance Look,

and this is the remix.

Stop relying
on that Botticelli.

Scarlet: We are bronzed,

these legs are shiny, ethereal.

I feel like I'm ready
to be hung up in the Met.

I just feel gorgeous.

Michelle:
Sistine that walk, hot!

RuPaul: Eureka, Faux Fur,
Season 9,

and this is the remix.

Ross: Fe-fi-fo-fur!

Eureka: Girl, y'all can say
what you want about a body suit,

but if the body is right,
put a suit on it.

Okay? [laughs]

Michelle: I can't hear you.
I've got shoulders in my ears!

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Ra'Jah O'Hara,
Farm-to-Runway, Season 11.

Here come the re-do!

Ross:
Well, she's a bush supporter.

[all laugh]

Ra'Jah:
She is made of real leaves.

I'm giving you Mother Nature
the house down boots.

Michelle: Queen La-leaf-ah.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Pandora Boxx,
Team Unity, All Stars 1.

Tia: Royalty.

Pandora: My Ru-demption look
is Pandora 2.0.

She's been around,
she's learned a little,

we are giving
a little Mother Nature,

a little pageant realness.

Ross: It's so embarrassing,

but I can totally see
her rosebud.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Yara Sofia,
Season 3, Promo Look.

Michelle: She got this outfit
half off.

[all laugh]

Yara: I'm working
this Ru-demption look,

and I'm giving you
the work part

and the party part,

which is the naked part.

RuPaul: Coco Chanel said,
"Before you leave the house,

put on as much jewelry
as possible."

Michelle:
And take a leg off.

RuPaul: Trinity K. Bonet,
Season 6, Promo Look.

Ross: She's in mourning wood.

[laughs]

Trinity: Bitch, I look like

if the Met Gala
was vampire night

or fright night
or some scary shit.

Either way, I look dope.

Tia: I think
she cast a spell on me.

[all laugh]

RuPaul:
Jan, Season 12 Entrance Look.

Here come the remix!

Michelle: It's Sporty Spice
as mother of the bride.

Jan: Tonight I look stunning.

I have a go-go-go-gown,

and I'm not just
the girl next door anymore,

I'm the woman next door.

Ross:
A new line of glam-letics.

RuPaul: Ginger Minj,
The Future of Drag,

All Stars 2.

Ooh, intergalactica!

Ginger: Tonight I'm the queen,

with my rouges,
my plastic little titty cups,

and the crown on my head.

RuPaul: She's got her eyes
on the crown, y'all.

Literally.
[all laugh]

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
Drag Family Values, Season 11.

Tia: ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪

Silky: I'm giving you
an elevated disco look,

getting ready
to go to Studio 54.

If you can't get into
this look, you're crazy.

Ross: Anyone else craving
a tub of licorice?

RuPaul: A'Keria C. Davenport,

Kaftan Realness, Season 11.

Tia: Now that's how it's done.

A'Keria: Y'all know I'm going
for the infamous kaftan.

These gorgeous blue appliqués

are giving you a divine
blue fine thing, honey.

Ross: Yes, we kaftan.

[all laugh]

It's time to screen
your side hustle commercials.

First up, Team Drag Exorcists.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness,
that last one was so big.

I know.
It took both of us!

Hi, I'm Scarlet.

And I'm Kylie.

And we are the...

-Exor-Size Queens.
-Exor-Size Queens.

Drag queen exorcists!

No demon is too big for us.

I'm sweating for Jesus.

[cell phone rings]
We have a call now!

-Ooh!
-Exor-Size Queens, Kylie.

-How may I help you?
-Oh, my God, hi.

My daughter Eureka
has been possessed,

and I hear you all
are the best.

I need your help!

We're on our way.

-Ooh!
-Let's go.

Rawr! Rawr!

Your mother's frocks
don't fit so well!

[evil laugh]

How many of you all
wanna come to bed with me?

[evil laugh]

Rawr!

Oh, my goodness,
it's a big one.

-Aah!
-All right, baby girl,

put these in your hands,
put these in your hands.

Rawr! Rawr!

And reach!
And reach!

-Oh!
-A little bit of holy water!

-Aah!
-Reach!

Oh, yeah!

Anything to make you stop
making me fucking exercise!

-Yes!
-Oh!

[choir sings]

I think we did it!

Eureka!

How are you feeling?

Like doing
jumping jacks, bitch!

-Yay!
-Yay!

Another satisfied customer
of Exor-Size Queens.

I enjoyed it so much,
I fucking work here now!

[laughs]

And we're so affordable, too.

Yeah, only three
easy payments of $69.

Or your firstborn baby.

Call us now at 1-800-X-R-SIZE.

And we'll...

-Work it out.
-Work it out.

Exor-Size Queens
is not responsible

for the contents of this ad.

Exor-Size may cause sweat,
confusion, loss of appetite,

and subject to run up
your credit card bill.

And remember,
it might be gas.

[all laugh]

Next, Team Drag Fixers.
Take a look.

Is your drag just busted?

Have you lost every competition
you've competed in?

Aah!

Is your mug just
sad, sad, sad?

Or is your attitude
just bad, bad, bad?

Give us a call.
We'll fix it all.

There's so much meat in here,
I could make a sandwich!

[RuPaul laughs]

Tuck issues?

All: Fix it, bitch!

I can see my shoes again!

Thank you,
Fix It, Bitch!

Somebody please help me
with these big-ass feet!

Are those shoes
just not working?

No! I think I have
Naomi Smalls Syndrome.

Not the cliffhangers!

All: Fix it, bitch!

Uh...

thanks, Fix It, Bitch?

I feel fabulous?

[disco music plays]

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

All: Fix it, bitch!

Oh, my God,
I feel beautiful!

Uh-uh, uh-uh,
I don't like this!

All: No refunds!

Aah!

That's right, give us a call
and we'll fix it all.

And you know
we're running a discount.

Just 99 payments of $1.00.

Money up front.

They take cash, credit cards,
stimulus checks, EBT,

hell, even Monopoly money.

Just give us a call
at 1-800-2-UGLY.

All: Fix it, bitch!

We have no credentials,
no qualifications, no license,

we hold no responsibility
of death.

May cause anal leakage.

[all laugh]

And next, Team Rent-a-Queen.

Have you ever been home alone

and stuck in a sticky situation?

Oh!

Oh, here,
let me help you with that.

Thanks, girl.
Can you get my back?

-Sure.
-Oh!

Have you ever needed
a helping hand?

First time using hands.

I thought I'd never
get this buttoned.

Here at RAQ...

All: We got your back.

RAQ is an all-drag queen
escort service.

Uh-uh-uh.
Social companion service!

Go fuck yourself.

Providing beauties
of all shapes and sizes

to fill the gaping hole
in your social calendar.

Our services include,
but are extremely limited to...

Archery, bus driving,
synchronized swimming,

snake charming,
TV and VCR repair.

But don't just take
our word for it.

Here are some testicle-monials
of our satisfied customers.

My doctor told me
I needed to lose a few pounds,

so I called Rent-a-Queen
for my own personal chef.

And look at me now!

I didn't lose any weight,

but I gained
a whole sense of self.

Thanks, Rent-a-Queen!

I needed a luscious lady friend

to convince my family
I was straight enough

to stay in
my grandfather's will.

That's why Rent-a-Queen
sent me Sobbing Sally.

[both sob]

Butch it up!

Oh, fuck, this is so sad!

We also do Southern funerals.

Oh, take me now!

Oh!

Save money, buy in bulk.

[wailing]

For seven...teen
easy payments of $69.69,

Rent-a-Queen
can be yours for the day!

We also rent by the hour.

Our operators are standing by.

[snoring]

Our operators are sitting by.

[all laugh]

No butterflies were harmed in
the making of this commercial.

Duct tape not included.

[applause]

All Stars, this week
you competed as teams,

and tonight
you'll be judged as teams.

Based on your side hustle ads
and your runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Team Drag Fixers,

or should I say
Team Fix It, Bitch?

Con-drag-ulations.
You are the winning team.

-Thank you so much!
-What?

Bitch, yeah!

Aah!

Fix it, bitch!

And the top All Star
of the week is...

Trinity K. Bonet.

Yes, bitch!
[cheers and applause]

Thank y'all.
Thank you so much.

I have no words.

Con-drag-ulations.

You've won
a cash prize of $5.000.

-Yes!
-Werk!

Shopping spree!

Team Fix It, Bitch,
you may leave the stage.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Nice to meet you.
I love you.

Mwah, mwah, mwah!

All Stars...

It's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Exor-Size Queen Kylie.

Tonight on the runway
in your Ru-demption,

I think this is really elevated

from where it was
in Snatch Game Season 2.

It kind of embodies Gaga,
but it's still Kylie.

I thought you had a real ease
in your performance.

You felt in your skin.

I liked how you paired
with Scarlet.

You know, you were sort of
the Chrissy to her Janet.

Whether the shot
was, like, a wide shot

or whether it was a close-up,
you were always on.

You were really fun,

and I'm going
to keep pushing you

to come out of your shell
more and more.

The show has grown so much
since Season 2,

and I think,
you know, these girls

really just push
the pedal to the metal,

and you are gonna have
to get on board with that.

-Gotcha.
-Go for it.

Up next, Scarlet Envy.

I love this outfit!

-Thank you, thank you.
-Child, gorgeous.

You came around the corner
and I saw Sophia Loren,

which is a very high compliment
from me.

In regards to your performance,

it seemed like you forgot
that the cameras were there,

and you were just
enjoying yourself.

So therefore,
I enjoyed your performance.

-So, well done.
-Thank you.

Up next, Eureka.

I'm gonna talk about
your Ru-demption look first.

Yes, it's been elevated.

I do get concerned sometimes
with all this up here,

because, you know,
it's about opening this up.

But it is better
than the last one.

It's definitely elevated.

Thank you.

You stole that commercial
for me.

The key to comedy is timing,

and not everybody
is born with that gift.

But I am here to tell you that
you are born with that gift.

There was a character arc
from possessed to employee,

and I bought it.
[all laugh]

And that's a hard storyline
to sell.

Have you ever been possessed
by a demon?

My whole life.

[all laugh]

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

All right, up next
the Rent-a-Queens,

starting with Jan.

-Hi.
-Let's talk about this look.

So, this is definitely elevated
from your entrance look.

I think the hair's a little bit
kind of matronly for you.

-Okay.
-In your performance,

one thing
I liked about you, Jan,

is that you are a professional,

and you're there to do it.

I love how much
of a team player you are.

That means a lot
in this business.

The problem is,
you're not competing

to be a chorus girl here, right?

So, you have to find your moment
to steal the show.

-Yeah.
-You know, it's interesting.

Because what I didn't see
in the skit was the funk.

-You know, the humanity.
-Yeah.

But I have a feeling
you're afraid of the funk.

Don't fight the funk.

[all laugh]

-All right, thank you.
-Thanks, Ru.

Up next, Ginger Minj.

Let's talk about
your Ru-demption look.

-Okay.
-So, I think what bothers me

about this is the bodysuit

cutting over this kind of ruchy,
flowy pant.

I think what would have
worked better, Ginger,

is if it stopped,
like, at the waistline

and then maybe had,
like, a harem situation.

Also, I do wanna watch
the white highlight

in the middle of your face,
as opposed to darkness.

Bring this down just a little
from the white, and it'll blend.

Just look more like skin
and less like Angelica Houston

in The Addams Family.

Let's talk about
your performance.

You are what I call
a committed actor.

Having your belly out
with the short-shorts,

you were so committed
to making that moment work,

and that's what was
just so wonderful

about your whole performance.

It is just so fun
to watch you.

You have the best timing.

You know, you know
how to deliver every line

the way it should be delivered.

And I almost called Michelle
last night

to, like, prank call her.

Just like this,
I'm a stalker.

All right, thanks, Ginger.

Up next, the Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

So, I don't quite get
how this look relates

to your
Drag Family Values look.

But I don't give a shit.

Silky, you look
insanely gorgeous.

-Thank you.
-I love you in this color.

It's a showstopper.

The one thing that I wish

was I would have loved
to have seen that energy

within your performance.

You guys had a huge undertaking,

and you had many,
many things to do,

and I thought you did
an okay job at them.

I felt like there was
a little spark that was missing

that I usually get from you.

Why do you think that is?

Just being in this competition
has been hard for me,

because I feel like I have
the weight of the world

on my shoulders.

I've really had a hard run
since Season 11,

and that's been kind of hard
to, like, shake being here.

It's like, I'm always nervous,

and that's never
happened to me in my life.

All right.
Thank you, Silky.

Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.

Now, I have to talk
about this kaftan look.

You'll remember we had
a very heated argument...

-Yes.
-...about your last kaftan.

I love this outfit,
but a kaftan it is not.

I don't think
I've ever been that irate.

[all laugh]

This is a kaftan.

So, I thought
in your performance

you were nervous,

because you struggled
a little bit with your lines.

We've all been there,
I mean, right?

Have we all been there,
where it's like,

what was I supposed to--
what was I--

What you have to do
is you have to get the lines,

and then you have to make sure
that it doesn't show.

-Right.
-And I could see the strings

being pulled sometimes
in your performance.

I actually loved
your performance.

The only critique that I have
is I wanted to see more.

I wanted to see more of you.

-Thanks, A'Keria.
-Thank you.

Thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Team Rent-a-Queen,

Jan, Ginger, Silky,
and A'Keria,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom
All Stars of the week.

Team Exor-Size Queens,

Kylie, Scarlet, and Eureka,
you are safe.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

-Hi.
-Hey, y'all.

-What's the tea?
-Ooh, child.

That's a lot of tea.

My mind is a clusterfuck
of emotions right now,

because I feel like
if we were judged individually,

I would have been in the top.

But since you live and die
by the group,

I'm suddenly in the bottom.

Before we begin,
I would like to congratulate...

Jan on breaking
her safe streak.

[all laugh]

-Girl.
-Wow.

I didn't know she was gonna
take us all with her.

-Bitch.
-Our whole team

is in the bottom.

Wait.
The whole team is?

So, we have four people
in the bottom?

-Yes.
-What?

Yeah.

Eureka: Four bottoms, honey,
one top.

It sounds like a party.
[laughs]

It's a shitty situation.
I think all of us

did a great job
in the commercial,

and I know none of us
wanna be done here.

I'm honestly frustrated
right now,

because I got
incredible critiques.

Like, "Your comic timing
is perfect.

We love watching you.
You're in the bottom."

Yeah, they absolutely loved
my kaftan look.

They said it was very elevated

from what I did
the first time around,

but they could tell
that I had got nervous

and choked up on my words.

The only thing
I can say for me

is when our team
needed all those people,

and while people was on stage,
I was changing in and out

because I was looking at it
as a group perspective.

'Cause on Season 11,
they were saying Silky

was taking over, and Silky
didn't give nobody a chance.

And so, when I came back
this time,

I wanted to give
everybody a chance

to be they absolute best.

Do y'all see me?

I have never won
a challenge before,

so, bitch, give a little girl
some praise.

But immediately they came in
pleading their case.

And if y'all
give me the opportunity

to continue to be
my absolute best here--

I was just so nervous
to go that extra step.

There is absolutely nothing
that I could have done.

And so, like,
look at somebody else.

Girl.
[laughs]

I mean, I understand
how y'all feel, and I get it,

but I need y'all to understand
how y'all making me feel.

The energy that y'all
came in here with,

I know firsthand what it
feels like to be in the bottom.

And when she came in here,
we praised her.

When she came in here,
we praised her.

When y'all came in here,
it was about y'all.

-Well, we were already here.
-Hold on.

-We were already here.
-Hold on. Hold on.

Don't do that, Ra'Jah.
Let me get mine.

Just two minutes.
A bitch, finally...

I don't know what
it feels like to win.

That was a first for me.

So, please understand
where I'm coming from.

Can we do a cheers
for Trinity? [laughs]

Con-drag-ulations, Trinity.

-TKB!
-Thank you.

She came through.
Congratulations.

-It was well deserved.
-Thank you.

Look, let me tell you,
I am a sensitive soul.

If anybody knows me,
I am easily frazzled.

But it's also not a bad thing.
I ain't apologizing.

Let me feel my emotions.

I need y'all to understand

that because
you're in the bottom

it does not make you
a bottom bitch.

It does not mean
that your drag doesn't suffice.

It does not mean that
you are not sickening.

Do not let this competition
break you.

Period.

Come on, Jan.
Let's go talk.

Honey, oh, Auntie Trinity
just read us all down.

Somebody got to. Shit.

Emotional creature.

-You all right, girl?
-I'm good.

I said what I had to say.

Enough about me.

How are you feeling?

I am so proud
of my journey.

Seeing how I went home
in the commercial last time,

I know that this performance
is not worthy of me going home.

My whole season,
I didn't get critiques.

It was safe, safe,
safe, safe, safe.

This week,
talking to the judges,

all I needed
was an inch of them to say

"We see you, and we know
you're really good.

Take it one step further
and really show it to us."

And that's what
I will fucking do.

Look, I love you, Jan.

-Thank you.
-You are sickening.

You can ease your mind.

You are A'Keria C. Davenport.

[laughs] Bitch.

-Please understand.
-That means so much.

You good.

I feel like I haven't
had my chance to shine.

You shining now.
[both laugh]

Let's be clear, you have looked
like a coin every episode.

Thank you.

So, when it comes to you,
for me, you're good.

I want you to relax.

I want you
to ease your mind.

I'm a little nervous
with Trinity,

because she will compliment me
in one breath...

You're sickening.

Like, acting-wise,
there's nothing

we can get you for, bitch.

And then kind of slap me
in the face with the other.

-Do you feel like a bottom?
-I don't.

Okay, well then,
change your energy.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't know if I'm safe

or if she's gunning
to get rid of me real quick.

Who of the four of you
all should go home?

Honestly, if we're gonna call
shit from sugar,

me and Silky are the bottom two.

Going off of what we have done,
Jan and Ginger are safe.

But it's just so hard
for me to say,

because I want this so bad.

I need to be here.
It hurts.

Oh, my God.

-It's okay.
-I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry, girl.
We love you.

[cries]

I think that it'll be me,
A'Keria, and Jan.

[laughs]
Okay, bitch.

Okay.

Well, that's not
to come at you or anything,

-but that's what--
-But it is to come at me.

Well, we kind of got
the same critique,

that we both needed to sparkle
and we both needed to shine.

I mean, true,
that is very true.

-[sighs]
-Jan, can I have a hug?

'Cause I don't want you
feeling like--

I'm not huffing and puffing
because of that.

The same with Ginger.

Ginger probably got
the worst critique

when it came to outfit,

but I'm not-- I'm not trying
to throw you under the bus,

or I'm not trying to, like,
campaign or anything.

But I'm saying it
because that is a harsh truth.

But I'm gonna shut the hell up,
because talking too much

is what got people
not liking me.

I love you, and I'm sorry.

You're fine.
You're fine.

I really hate that this
is the situation that I'm in.

Do I wanna save my sisters,

or do I want to send somebody

who probably doesn't deserve
to go home, home?

Ugh, shit.

Damn it.

I love you so much,

regardless of whatever
happens tonight.

You gonna turn it out
regardless,

wherever you touch.

It's hard for me to stand there
and even look at her lipstick.

This is what I got to do.

I just have to save myself

and go along
with the go along, you know?

There's a lot of emotion
that comes along with this.

This shit don't hit
the same way watching it on TV

than it do having to do it.

But this is how the game
was designed,

so I have to put
my game face on.

Welcome back.

Trinity K. Bonet, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

Meh.

Meh.
[all laugh]

It's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.

[thunder]

Ooh. I can't see.

-It's a ghost!
-Is it, like, Casper?

Ru-veal yourself!

Wait a minute.
There's nobody there.

Michelle, what's going on?

Ross?

Tia?

What's going on?

There's nothing there.

Michelle, did you pay
the light bill?

-What?
-Wait, what is it?

You want me to do it?
I'll do it.

Yeah, Michelle,
get on up there.

I'll do it.

Oh, y'all wanted a twist, eh?

-Oh!
-Come on, All Stars 6.

Let's get sickening, okurr?

[cheers and applause]

Ahh! Laganja Estranja
has already got stuff to show.

[cheering]

The music
ain't even started. Oh!

You better come through, okay?

That first stunt don't count.

Oh, my goodness,
it came from Uranus!

[all laugh]

Laganja Estranja,
welcome home, darling.

It's so good to be home.
Thank you for having me.

-It's an honor.
-How you doing?

Well, I'm medicated,
so I'm doing lovely, girl.

How else do you think
I did that stunt, honey?

[all laugh]

Now, ladies,
Laganja holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group
has voted to send home.

If Laganja wins the lip sync,

that queen gets the chop.

Ladies, are you ready to slay?

-Yes, God!
-[laughs]

Two queens stand before me.

Trinity, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10.000...

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing]
for your legacy!

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

-Oh, my God.
-[laughs]

Oh, man.

♪ Common love isn't for us ♪

♪ We created something
phenomenal ♪

♪ Don't you agree? ♪

-All right, Trinity.
-You better walk, bitch.

♪ Don't you agree? ♪

♪ You got me feeling
diamond rich ♪

♪ Nothing on this planet
compares to it ♪

♪ Don't you agree? ♪

Oh, my God!

♪ Don't you agree? ♪

Who needs to go to sleep
when I got you next to me?

♪ All night
I'll riot with you ♪

♪ I know you got my back
and you know I got you ♪

♪ So come on, come on,
come on ♪

♪ Let's get physical ♪

♪ Lights out,
follow the noise ♪

♪ Baby, keep on dancing
like you ain't got a choice ♪

♪ So come on, come on ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's get physical ♪

I am gagged.

This is such a dream come true
for me to experience live.

♪ Come on,
let's get physical ♪

♪ Hold on
just a little tighter ♪

♪ Come on, hold on,
tell me if you're ready ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Baby, keep on dancing ♪

♪ Let's get physical ♪

♪ All night,
I'll riot with you ♪

♪ I know you got my back
and you know I got you ♪

♪ So come on, come on ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's get physical ♪

♪ Lights out,
follow the noise ♪

♪ Baby, keep on dancing
like you ain't got a choice ♪

♪ So come on, come on ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's get physical ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Phy-phy-phy-physical ♪

[cheers and applause]

Damn, damn, damn!

That was a lip sync
that will never be forgotten.

[all laugh]

Both of you were amazing.

But I have made my decision.

Laganja Estranja.

Con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.

[applause]
Werk, bitch!

The $10.000 tip will be added
to next week's lip sync.

Don't bring her back.

[all laugh]

Trinity K. Bonet, you are safe
to slay another day.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Good job, baby.

-Whoo!
-You did good!

Will the bottom queens
please step to the stage?

With great power
comes great responsibility.

Laganja, which queen
has the group chosen...

To get the chop?

The group has spoken.

The queen they have chosen
to get the chop is...

Silky.

Oh.

As it is written,
so it shall be done.

Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

You are.

Now, sashay away.

Damn, girl.

[applause]

I just wanna say this.

I pray this prayer
every morning,

to be the head, not the tail,
the beginning, not the end...

[sobs] the peacemaker,
not the drama,

and all things
shall be added unto you.

So, thank you.

This time, I think
I got in my own way

of just trying to be perfect.

And I ain't mad at y'all
as long as you give me $10.

[all laugh]

I don't live by regrets,
but you know what?

If I could just have
another chance at all of that,

like...

I would just
fight to the death.

Thank you, guys.

Laganja Estranja,
thank you for your services.

Come back and see us sometime.

Hey, I'm holding you to that.

[laughs]

Bye, ladies!

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ Con-drag-ulations,
you're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you
for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache!

Do not leave.

-It's not over.
-Hmm.

This season,
there's a game within a game.

[laughs]

Are you ready for your
riddle fantasy, my dear?

Yes.

What's the tea?
Give it to me.

Come on, like,
what's the tea, bitch?

RuPaul: Next time
on All Stars...

I don't think that mine
or Ginger's critiques

warranted us lipstick-eligible.

[all laugh]

Yeah, you were
in the bottom, Jan.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be headlining

in the All Stars 6
Hall of Fame Halftime Show.

[cheering]

We're gonna step here.

But she always
do this, though.

Not every time
is she gonna do that.

Whose choreography
are we doing?

Five, six, seven, eight.

All right, I'm impressed.

Should the rest of us
just go home?

I'm really trying to
redeem myself from last week.

I think we both win,
although Jan says

she wasn't in the bottom
last week.

[laughs]

Ru-veal yourself!

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪