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Narrator:
TONIGHT ON "HOT PACKAGE"...
OUCH!
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Beckles: "DADDY CAN'T DANCE"
DANCED ITS WAY
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INTO NORTH AMERICA
6.5 YEARS AGO.
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WE TAKE A SPECIAL LOOK BACK.
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Narrator:
THEN THE BIZ PIT IS BACK
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WITH ALL THE BIZ BUZZ
WORTH NOTING.
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PLUS, THE BUFF BOYZ HAVE
ACCESSED HOLOGRAM MARK'S DISK
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AND UPDATED HIS HELICAL
CONSCIOUSNESS PROGRAM.
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THIS IS IT -- IT'S THE "RISING
STAR SCREEN TEST" FINALE.
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WHO WILL WIN $40,000?
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Beckles: THEN HEIDI FLEISS
HELPS ME UNDERSTAND
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EVERYTHING I NEED TO DO
IN CASE THERE'S A SCANDAL.
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THEY ASKED ME
IF I HAD KIDS,
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AND I SAID,
"THANK GOD FOR ABORTION."
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HEY, SPEAKING OF SCANDALS,
WHAT DO YOU GUYS PREFER --
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JUICY SCANDAL
OR A SENSIBLE SCANDAL?
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[ CLAPPING ]
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ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GET INSIDE!
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Narrator: YOU'RE WATCHING
"HOT PACKAGE" --
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THE ONE AND ONLY
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS PROGRAM
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WITH A HOLOGRAM CO-HOST.
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WELCOME BACK,
NORTH AMERICA.
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I'M DERRICK BECKLES.
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I'M ANASTASIA ROARK.
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BUDDY MEMORIES.
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I'M MARK McGRATH.
HELP ME!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
EXACTLY.
DONE.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
IT'S ONLY BEEN 6.5 YEARS
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SINCE "DADDY CAN'T DANCE"
BLEW MOVIEGOERS MINDS?
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HELP ME!
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Beckles:
WRITER, DIRECTOR, ACTOR, AND --
DON'T FORGET -- DANCER,
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PETE VINAL'S AT IT AGAIN.
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FROM OUR SHARED TEARS...
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WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET ICE CREAM TOGETHER.
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WHAT ABOUT THAT, PAT?
WHAT ABOUT THAT FRICKIN' PATTON?
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YOU BETTER COME BACK,
THEN.
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...TO OUR LAUGH-OUT-LOUD
LAUGHTER.
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GOOD MORNING.
MORNING.
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I HAVE
A BUNCH OF INFORMATION
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FOR YOU THIS MORNING.
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WHAT, ON [deep voice]
HOW TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE
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IN THREE EASY COUGHS?
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[ COUGHS THREE TIMES ]
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[ High-pitched voice ]
"THE SMOKING SECRETARY"
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BY THE PUFFING FREAK.
[ PUFF QUICKLY ]
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I DON'T SMOKE!
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I CANNOT BELIEVE --
STOP!
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[ Laughing ] GOLLY!
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"DADDY CAN'T DANCE" DELIVERED
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AND IT MADE AMERICA THINK...
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I'M THE ILLEST.
I'M THE BEST.
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SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE CONFUSED TO ME.
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ILLEST, BEST?
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...AND AMERICA THOUGHT
ALL THE WAY TO THE BOX OFFICE,
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INTO THEIR SEATS,
AND BACK ONTO THE STREETS.
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Weaver:
SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU
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WHEN YOU'RE COMPETING
FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S LIFE.
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IT'S ADRENALINE...OR LOVE.
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IT TAKES OVER EVERY FIBER
OF YOUR BODY.
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YOU HAVE TO WIN,
NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
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Beckles:
MAKING "DADDY CAN'T DANCE"
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THE TOP-GROSSING SUCCESS
AMONG BREAK-DANCING FATHERS
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WHO HAVE FACED ADVERSITY
TO WIN $40,000
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FOR THEIR DAUGHTER'S OPERATION.
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UGH!
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I LOVE THAT MOVIE -- SERIOUSLY.
ALL RIGHT.
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AS A SPECIAL TREAT, TWO OF THE
STARS OF "DADDY CAN'T DANCE" --
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DIRECTOR-DANCER PETE VINAL AND
THYM "WHITE GLOVES" KENNEDY --
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CAN'T BE HERE WITH ME TODAY.
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BUT, INSTEAD, I HAVE ANOTHER MAN
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WHO SHARES MY PASSION
FOR "DADDY CAN'T DANCE."
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Narrator:
MEDICALLY MANIPULATED MIRACLE,
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A HUMAN KEN DOLL --
JUSTIN JEDLICA.
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IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE.
Beckles: YEAH, RIGHT?
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WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE MOVIE
IS THE WHOLE IDEA
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ABOUT A FATHER TRYING TO,
LIKE, HAVE...
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HE NEEDS TO SORT OF
PICK UP HIS LIFE
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THAT WAS
REALLY FALLING APART.
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THE WHOLE IDEA OF, LIKE,
A FATHER TRYING...
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THE WIFE THAT WAS PISSED OFF AT
HIM, THE DAUGHTER THAT WAS SICK,
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HE'D JUST LOST
HIS FATHER, SO...
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I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT.
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I THINK MY FAVORITE THING
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WAS THE "GONE WITH THE WIND"
FABULOUS TURN,
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WHEN HE RUNS AFTER HIS DYING
FATHER IN THE HOSPITAL.
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WOW. ALL RIGHT,
WE GOT TO WRAP THIS UP,
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BUT LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT THE BODY
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THAT TOOK A LOOK
AT "DADDY CAN'T DANCE."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
LOOK AT THAT.
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WHERE AM I?
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WHAT DID YOU
HAVE DONE, EXACTLY?
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CAN'T FEEL MY HEART BEAT.
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PECS, UH, BUTTOCKS...
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TONS ON MY FACE
HAD TO BE DONE.
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WOW.
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[ ALARMS BLARING ]
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GUYS, GUYS,
WHAT DO WE GOT?
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GOT A GUY IN NEW YORK.
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VERY NICE.
DOING WHAT?
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* HE'S CRYING
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HEY, DON'T DO THAT.
OKAY.
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JUST GIVE ME
YOUR LINES STRAIGHT.
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DON'T [BLEEP] SING.
OKAY.
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I LIVE HERE.
I LIVE HERE.
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AND [SNIFFLES]
I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL HERE.
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[ Voice breaking ] AND I
JUST DON'T -- I CAN'T BELIEVE
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ANYBODY'D WANT TO CLOSE
THIS DAMN THING DOWN.
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AND I'M A CARPENTER.
I-I COULDN'T -- AH, SHIT.
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WHAT ELSE WE GOT?
WHAT ELSE?
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WE GOT DERRICK...
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NICE.
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...TAKING TAPES...
WHAT?!
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...OVER TO,
UH...L.A. SHRED,
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AN L.A.-BASED
TAPE-SHREDDING FACILITY...
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JEFF.
...IN LOS ANGELES.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
JEFF?
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I MEAN, WE HAVE
DERRICK LAST NIGHT
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TAKING VIDEOTAPES...
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I HEARD YOU, JEFF.
WHERE ARE MY TAPES?
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UH, THEY SAID
THEY'RE GONNA AIR 'EM.
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JEFF, LISTEN TO ME.
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WHO SAID
THEY'RE GONNA AIR THOSE TAPES?
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Narrator:
WHAT'S DERRICK HIDING?
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WHAT IS ON HIS TAPE?
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UM...OKAY.
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WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO
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IN "HOT PACKAGE'S
RISING STAR SCREEN TEST"...
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HELP ME!
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Beckles: AND NOW
THE ORIGINAL CLASSIC SCENE
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FROM MY MARVELOUS
MOVIE COLLECTION
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FOR THE FINAL BATTLE...
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OH, CHARLIE --
WHAT ARE YOU,
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TRYING TO SCARE
THE HELL OUT OF ME?
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WHAT'S THE DEAL, BOY?
I MEAN, LIKE, WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT'S THE DEAL, BOY?
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AND TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT,
OR HE GON' TEAR YOU APART.
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OOH.
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Narrator: AND NOW
THE FINAL BATTLE -- SCREEN TEST.
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OH, CHARLIE,
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
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SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME?
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WHAT'S THE DEAL, BOY?
WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHAT IS IT, BOY?
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AND YOU BETTER
TELL ME STRAIGHT,
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OR HE'S GONNA RIP YOU
A NEW ASS!
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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WHO WILL WIN $40,000?
[ BELL DINGS ]
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SCANDAL AT "HOT PACKAGE"...
WHAT'S ON THE TAPE?
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Narrator: WE TAKE A PEEK AT
THE POTENTIAL POSSIBILITIES...
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POTENTIAL POSSIBILITY...
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...POTENTIAL POSSIBILITY...
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...ANOTHER POTENTIAL
POSSIBILITY.
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[BLEEP]
W-WHAT'S ON DERRICK'S TAPE?
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Roark:
AND NOW, DERRICK BECKLES,
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OUR INSPECTOR OF INQUIRIES
AND THE PHARAOH OF FACTS,
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WITH A "ONES ON ONE."
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Beckles:
SHE'S BEST KNOWN FOR DOING TIME
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AFTER HER HIGH-CLASS HOLLYWOOD
PROSTITUTION RING WAS SHUT DOWN.
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BUT NOW SHE'S ON "HP" OPENING UP
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ABOUT LESBIANS, POT, DILDOS,
AND SCANDALS.
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THAT'S RIGHT!
IT'S MY PAL, HEIDI FLEISS.
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ANY ADVICE FOR SCANDALS
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OR ANYONE WHO'S GONNA
BE IN A SCANDAL?
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I THINK IF YOU'RE INVOLVED
IN A SCANDAL,
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YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY
AND AVOID PRISON.
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THAT WOULD BE
MY FIRST SUGGESTIONS.
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AND, GIRLS, IF A GUY COMES
IN YOUR HAIR, JUST LEAVE IT.
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WHEN THEY SAY,
"HERE, WANT A TOWEL?"
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SAY, "NO, I'M OKAY."
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DO YOU THINK
O.J.'s SCANDAL
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TOOK THE LIMELIGHT AWAY
FROM YOUR SCANDAL?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
HE CUT OFF HIS WIFE'S HEAD.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
HOW CAN YOU COMPARE THAT?
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AND WHO EXACTLY
WAS ORDERING "IN"
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OFF OF HEIDI'S TAKEOUT MENU?
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I HAD A BILLIONAIRE GUY,
NO NAMES MENTIONED,
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WHO, HE WOULD HAVE
A FEW GIRLS,
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AND ONE WOULD DRESS UP
AND BE THE DILDO SALESWOMAN
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WITH A BRIEFCASE
AND KNOCK UP
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LIKE SHE'S SELLING WATCHES
OR TUPPERWARE
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AND BE JUST YOUR LOCAL
DILDO SALESWOMAN.
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I JUST CARED
ABOUT MY MONEY.
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THAT'S THE PART
I CARED ABOUT.
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SPEAK OF THE DILDO,
ANY LESBIAN STORIES?
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OH, I WAS GROWING
MARIJUANA LEGALLY
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WITH THESE LESBIANS IN TEMECULA,
AND THEY SCREWED ME OVER.
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AND I HAD MY HOUSEKEEPER
WHO HELPS WITH MY BIRDS,
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AND HERE SHE WAS, LIKE,
FILTERING THEM INFORMATION
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OR, LIKE,
WHERE I'M GONNA BE.
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YOU CANNOT TRUST
TEMECULA LESBIANS.
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OH, NO. I MET THEM IN PRISON.
OF COURSE NOT.
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SO, I PLANTED
A GOOD CROP.
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DONKEYS -- WILD DONKEYS CAME
AND WIPED ME OUT.
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SO, I PLANTED ANOTHER CROP, AND
SOME OFFICER COMES TO MY HOUSE,
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AND I JUST WALK STRAIGHT AHEAD,
AND I HEAR ONE OF THEM BE LIKE,
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"HEY, HEY, MS. FLEISS!" OR
WHATEVER, "COME OVER HERE!"
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AND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
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HEIDI'S CHARM AND BEAUTY
ARE STILL ARRESTING.
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I NEVER WOULD KILL A COP.
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IN FACT,
IF I HAD KNOWN HER BACK THEN,
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THEY WOULD HAVE THROWN AWAY
THE KEYS AND CALLED ME "JOHN."
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Narrator: DERRICK'S SCANDAL.
WHAT IS ON HIS TAPE?
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HERE'S JEFF DEANE TURNER
WITH THE EXCLUSIVE LIVE LOOK.
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HERE'S THE TAPE.
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WARNING -- THIS IS GONNA
MAKE YOU SAY "MAMMA MIA!"
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WHAT MORE
DO THEY HAVE TO SAY?
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ROMANCE IS
ALL THEY NEED, RIGHT?
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WRONG. IT'S NOT...
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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THIS HAS BEEN
A SCANDAL SIMULATION.
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THERE WAS NO TAPE,
NO SCANDAL.
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I WANT TO THANK
JEFF DEANE TURNER
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FOR COMING UP WITH THE IDEA.
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VIBRATORS, DILDOS --
I'M FASCINATED WITH DILDOS.
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HOLY COW.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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YES. PEOPLE LOVE A SCANDAL,
EVEN IF THERE ISN'T ONE.
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NO, I DON'T THINK...
ALL THE SHOWS ARE DOING IT.
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YOU CAN TRY IT AT HOME,
AND, PLEASE, IF YOU DO,
SEND US YOUR TAPE.
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SEX TOYS.
NOW, WHAT ABOUT ANAL SEX?
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I MEAN, IS ANAL SEX SOMETHING
THAT JUST SHOULD --
MM!
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[ CLICKS ]
* HE-E-EY!
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OH, I KNOW
WHAT THAT MUSIC MEANS.
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I THINK
I SMELL AN A-LISTER.
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SAY WHAT?!
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Narrator: THIS IS IT.
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IT'S THE "RISING STAR
SCREEN TEST" FINALE.
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THIS IS A BADGE!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
[ YELLS ]
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WINNER -- DIVISION 1.
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00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,116
DO I LOOK SICK TO YOU?
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WHO IS THIS FRUITCAKE
THAT CAME IN HERE FOR ME?
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THAT'S THE MAIN QUESTION.
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WINNER -- DIVISION 2.
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00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:20,894
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME?
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WHAT'S THE DEAL, BOY?!
THIS IS IT.
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WHO WILL WIN?
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INCREDIBLE.
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OKAY, THE WINNER IS...
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[ DRUMROLL ]
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I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
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ROD...
I NEVER WANTED
TO BE A HOLOGRAM.
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...IVES!
KILL ME. KILL ME.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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SAID HE WANTS TO BE
MY HOLOGRAM CO-HOST
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FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.
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[ Echoing ] IF I WAS A HOLOGRAM,
I'D BE IN HELL.
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I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
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[ DING! ]
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I NEVER WANTED
TO BE A HOLOGRAM!
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[ SIGHS ]
I-I DIDN'T KNOW.
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00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,927
DUDE,
I TOLD YOU I'D BE IN HELL.
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[ SOBBING ]
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00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,641
I TOLD YOU!
[ SNIFFLES ]
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[ SIGHS ]
PLEASE UN-GRAM ME, BRO.
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UN-GRAM ME, BRO.
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[ SOBBING ]
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BYE, PAL.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
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GOODBYE!
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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OW! THAT HURTS!
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OW!
BYE-BYE.
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00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,178
OW!
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THAT HURTS!
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00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,518
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,956
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ SOBS ]
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00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,439
[ SNIFFLES ]
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